Omnipotent Villain: “Look pathetic little hero! See how outmatched you are? What do you have with you that could possibly beat my un-killable army?
Hero (who learned about their status at max 5 years ago): “You’re right. All I have is childhood trauma, the bare minimum of training for this moment, one special magical weapon, the weight of the world on my shoulders, an unfounded sense of nobility pushing me to go on despite unknowable odds, and the power of friendship.”
Villain (whose omnipotence extends to a good working knowledge of fictional tropes): “Uhhhhhhhh…..”
Hero: “Come now! I have bid goodbye to my doomed love interest and am prepared to die for my cause!”
Villain: “I’m just gonna….. go…. Check something.”
************CUT TO SECRET THRONE ROOM OF BIGGER, WORSE, SECRET SECONDARY VILLAIN PREPPING FOR THE SEQUEL********
Villain 1: “My Lord! We must retreat and give up the scheme! The hero is unbeatable! They have arrived to battle armed with an ancient protection!”
Villain 2: “What kind of protection My Servant? A special suit of armor? An immense spell?”
Villain 1: “Worse my lord. So much worse.”
Villain 2: “Name it!l”
Villain 1: “My Lord they had *shudders* plot armor.”
The idea is that Quinlan‘s psychometry is much more refined than Cal‘s, so whenever he meets new people he vibe checks them by just being friendly-touchy. This is if Quinlan showed up on Jedha for Hidden Path reasons
richie heart eyes tozier strikes again. i love to imagine that when richie looks at eddie he has NO THOUGHTS at all. he’s just GONE. not there. empty. static. not a single braincell there. lost in the sauce (love). and bill still doesnt get it
also another version cuz i kept fucking w it and i like both
Literally, I wasted my time editing down a forty-five minute talk that Magnús did, down to six/seven seconds of every time he says some form of the word "die" during it, just to make myself laugh. 😂 Hopefully you all get a laugh out of it, too. 💕💕