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mercurycft · 14 hours
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i find myself so funny icl
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blarnsblog · 4 months
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they SERVED together
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acespacedweller · 6 months
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bakedbananners · 1 year
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what if Shigeo had a whatsapp etc etc
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raggedy-spaceman · 7 months
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Na na na na na na na na na Nandooor
I bet Nandor did it on purpose to look like Batman, the drama queen.
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aprill-99 · 1 year
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Omnipotent Villain: “Look pathetic little hero! See how outmatched you are? What do you have with you that could possibly beat my un-killable army?
Hero (who learned about their status at max 5 years ago): “You’re right. All I have is childhood trauma, the bare minimum of training for this moment, one special magical weapon, the weight of the world on my shoulders, an unfounded sense of nobility pushing me to go on despite unknowable odds, and the power of friendship.”
Villain (whose omnipotence extends to a good working knowledge of fictional tropes): “Uhhhhhhhh…..”
Hero: “Come now! I have bid goodbye to my doomed love interest and am prepared to die for my cause!”
Villain: “I’m just gonna….. go…. Check something.”
************CUT TO SECRET THRONE ROOM OF BIGGER, WORSE, SECRET SECONDARY VILLAIN PREPPING FOR THE SEQUEL********
Villain 1: “My Lord! We must retreat and give up the scheme! The hero is unbeatable! They have arrived to battle armed with an ancient protection!”
Villain 2: “What kind of protection My Servant? A special suit of armor? An immense spell?”
Villain 1: “Worse my lord. So much worse.”
Villain 2: “Name it!l”
Villain 1: “My Lord they had *shudders* plot armor.”
Villain 2: *Gasps*
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tired-teddybear · 12 days
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*au where jason is transmasc*
roy: are you packing?
jason: yeah, so what? why do you-
roy, readying his bow: …
jason: ohh you meant like guns! yeah, that too
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Quiet summer nights around a campfire
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darrysfav · 9 months
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Modern HCS of the Outsiders because I want too.
• Pony, Dally, and Johnny VAPE.
• Those dudes smoke cigarettes so you can’t disagree with me when I say that they vape like it’s nothing.
• Two-Bit would be a Mountain Dew lover tbh
• Soda and Steve would dress up as fucking minions for Halloween lmao 😭
• Darry probably loves Marvel movies so much
• Dally has huge fucking crush on Sydney Sweeney ( srs though that boy probably only watched Euphoria for her only )
• Two-Bit fucking hates white claw ( he probably only likes beer )
• But will drink vodka all the damn time
• Pony will watch Glee IRONICALLY
• and Darry HATES IT
• Soda and Steve are the type of dudes that send girls pics of their abs on snap let’s be honest
• Dally too but let’s not talk about that
• Johnny only talks to girls when Dally makes him ( lmao )
• I know Soda is the “ ladies man “ but when I tell you their is girls he probably had to leave because they found Darry HOT
• Soda would be pissed btw
• Two-Bits most used app is TikTok
• Darry WILL use FaceTime a bunch
• Dally would be the where’s my hug at dude 😔
• Two, Steve, Dally, and Soda would be the type of dudes to listen rap and trap music
• Darry seems like the dude to listen to random types of music
• Pony is fucking stuck in 2015 - 2018 music
• Johnny probably listens to sad rap man
• Pony probably posts anything he finds aesthetic on instagram with those cringey captions
• Johnny posts absolutely nothing on insta
• Darry probably posts stuff he’s finished at work
• Steve and Dally posts thirst traps of themselves or them smoking weed
• Soda probably is private and posts him and the gang
• Two has a fucking fan acc for Mickey Mouse
• PONY IS ON BOOKTOK
• he also buys a book that they called good just to find out it’s pure smut
• he hides it
Anyways that’s it for now
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nevermindigotthis · 10 months
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The idea is that Quinlan‘s psychometry is much more refined than Cal‘s, so whenever he meets new people he vibe checks them by just being friendly-touchy. This is if Quinlan showed up on Jedha for Hidden Path reasons
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richie heart eyes tozier strikes again. i love to imagine that when richie looks at eddie he has NO THOUGHTS at all. he’s just GONE. not there. empty. static. not a single braincell there. lost in the sauce (love). and bill still doesnt get it
also another version cuz i kept fucking w it and i like both
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prettybirdgrayson · 2 months
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During Gotham War:
Dick: My name is Richard John Grayson. You hurt my brother. Prepare to die.
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bananaphone---t · 1 year
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You Gonna Die.
Literally, I wasted my time editing down a forty-five minute talk that Magnús did, down to six/seven seconds of every time he says some form of the word "die" during it, just to make myself laugh. 😂 Hopefully you all get a laugh out of it, too. 💕💕
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shining-m00nlight · 1 year
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Lord Varys: Lord Stark had a bastard!
Jon Arryn *to Robert: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Robert: He said Ned!
Jon Aryn: Oh sorry, I hear bastard and my mind automatically goes to you.
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cattimeswithjellie · 11 months
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heretherebedork · 5 months
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oh look it's Top experiencing Ray the same way Sand experiences Top every time and I am snickering so hard.
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