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[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 13?

Danny just gaslighting the JL and JLD.

They summoned the ghost king obviously Danny shows up cause i love that for him. He’s in human form. He does that on purpose.

Must ppl assume they messed up send him back and leave it at that. Nope not these people.

Constantine is checking the summoning circle again. Just tells Danny he won’t fall for his disguise and that he knows that he’s ghost king. And says he wants to make a deal.

Danny knows this man sells his souls more then his parents claim they want to tear phantom up molecule by molecule and he has no use for a soul anyways. So Danny just says if i was a king i wouldn’t be failing high school. He wouldn’t even go to high school.

Then Danny goes on about how he has a bully so obviously he couldn’t be a king. Not to mention his human non royal parents. They were mad scientist and ghost hunters but that’s as interesting as they got. Also hello he is alive what did Constantine think he was secretly a ghost.

Danny then walks around the circle just pointing at the total correct symbols going are you sure it’s meant to be a crown. What if this king is a queen and has a tiara. Like who are you to assume it’s a king if you’ve never met them.

John isn’t falling for it at all. Now everyone else is doubting him. Batman pulled up Danny on the computer a perfectly normal human child. So Danny is gonna pull out the big guns. Looks at him and goes if i step out will that prove I’m not currently the ghost king.

It’s one of the other JLD members who says he wouldn’t be able to if he was king. It was warded to keep the king in. So Danny who is currently human just steps out.

See he’s totally not the just king. Currently.

Turns out they needed someone to deal with the box ghost. Danny just say oh i got that. He soups him and goes i did say my parents were ghost hunters

Danny failed to realize once he stepped out of the circle they couldn’t send him back that way. So now he is stuck being questioned but hey at least he is in space.

[stiffyck]

thinking about changing my url... hmm....

[laurenkmyers]

okay so i may or may not have started writing a fic about potential famous boys henry could have shagged before meeting and dating and loving alex and i need people's opinions on who they think it could be? i have one person already in mind but i need two more.

....aaaaaand go!

[yinyangbuns]

Refuge

Short fic

Wei Wuxian was a troublemaker.

He was loud, and unrestrained, and he liked to goof off. He was always teasing and playing pranks. He was reckless.

But he was not irresponsible, no matter what the rumors said.

He was smart, and he made sure things got done. The Jiang disciples loved their shixiong; they respected him, even as they laughed with him.

But just because he made their work enjoyable, did not mean that he didn’t make them work.

His drills were framed lightly, and if they were truly struggling he did not hesitate to step in and help, but they were rigorous.

No one who watched Wei Wuxian’s training drills could claim that they were lacking - with the exception, as always, of one Madam Yu.

But the boring truth could not stand up to the enormity of the rumors.

Wei Wuxian was trouble. This was one thing that everybody seemed to agree on.

(He let it roll like so much water off his back. Sometimes, he thought he could almost feel it bead there, like water droplets on the beaten wood of the old boats, refusing to leave him, sticking to his skin like a cold sweat.)

He may be trouble. He may bring chaos and destruction wherever he roams. He has heard such things so often that somewhere in the back of his mind, he has already accepted them as irrefutable truth.

But he has never been able to sit idly while he could be doing something, anything at all to help.

Madam Yu is a fighter; to surrender is unthinkable. She would - and will - fight to her death when the Wen come and bring the sect down with her.

She is the type of person to go down with her ship, cursing the skies even as the water closes over her head.

Wei Wuxian, however, has always known the value of a strategic retreat, has known it since he was on the streets, throwing his only food to the side so the dogs would chase it and not him, relying again and again on the half-and-half chances that he wouldn’t earn a new wound in the mold of sharp teeth by the end of the day. The chances that they would find whatever morsel he had picked up more tantalizing than himself, easy pickings and barely able to run away on legs shaky with exhaustion.

What this means is that when the Wen come to destroy Lotus Pier, they will not destroy the Jiang.

What this means, is that Wei Wuxian has a plan.

(He spends days scribbling furiously in his sickbed. He is not strong enough to walk more than ten paces, in those early days, but he can write, and his brain works just fine, and all he can think about is the fate of the Lan, and the boon that is Yunmeng’s river, and the threat of war looming ever-closer. The Wen will come; Wei Wuxian swears to himself that they will not stay.)

Madam Yu may be first lady of Lotus Pier, but Wei Wuxian is head disciple.

He will not allow the disciples who rely on him to die like cattle under his watch.

As soon as he is cleared to walk, he calls the youngest of the disciples to him. He takes them out, plays games with them, shows them sneaky ways to hide themselves and emphasizes the importance of staying together. He shows them how to swim quietly under the boards of the decks of Lotus Pier; shows them the quickest ways to leave without drawing attention. He prepares them in the best way he knows how to without scaring them. He plays games with ulterior motives and gives them tight hugs and prays to whatever gods will listen that they remain safe.

He sends the littlest ones home with lotus seeds in their pockets and whatever excuses he can think up in the moment, and hopes that someday there will be a sect for them to return to.

The older disciples meet a much different version of their Shixiong than they are used to. He is serious, and his eyes are calculating, and his hands are white-knuckled around his writing brush. The Wei Wuxian they meet is tight-lipped and stoic.

The Wei Wuxian they meet is preparing for war.

The Wei Wuxian they meet has sketches of Lotus Pier spread out in front of him, exit routes marked clearly and distinctly, with arrays scribbled erratically in the margins with arrows pointing to different areas of the compound. Arrays for confusion, for cloaking. Arrays for escape.

The Wei Wuxian they meet discusses with them in a quiet but confident voice the evacuation plan for the servants and disciples of Lotus Pier, and sends out scouts to watch for the advance of Wen that the main Jiang family refuse to believe in the possibility of.

The Wei Wuxian they meet shoves talismans and checklists in their hands as he talks about fire on a mountain, and a sect leader dead, and a sect heir silent with a broken leg, forced to walk day after day.

Wei Wuxian is their head disciple.

He is achingly, painfully young.

And he is bound and determined to protect them against an army.

(The disciples decide, then and there, that they are going to protect him as well.)

[outerspacedunce]

drawing my fave horrible couple brings me peace

[willowsayshi]

i’m thinking of writing a couple fics for tickletober…

[birdkeeperklink]

Writing and not posting anything is so freeing actually.

Literally no one is waiting for any of it. Nobody cares if I never finish it. No one else even knows it exists. It's just me and the vibes.

[radfemkiranerys]

One of my coworkers texted me that my boss was asking another coworker why I'm gonna be late. I'm doing my feminist women supporting women duty of going to court with my friend to try and file a restraining order against her ex who after not speaking for almost a year started making tons of different emails to send her creepy voicemails about how she ruined his life. She's becoming afraid for her safety because he has a gun. So yeah, imma be a little late to work.

[sleepy4ever33]

Econ homework finished and I did not die (barely)

[8verity8]

Fic ideas that I WANT: KinnPorshe edition

1) Che finding out Porshe is in the Mafia now by accident because Porshe is visiting him and some guys come after him and he just owns their asses. Even better if some of Che's friends are around and he's trying play it off like, "oh he's always been a good fighter... won a few medals too back in the day." And they are all like, "and the shooting? When did he get good at that huh? I think those guys might be dead!"

2) Pretty much same as the first except it all goes down when Porshe doesn't realize Che is there so he doesn't even TRY to hold back... and afterwards his brother is all WTF was that?!?!?!

(Ps: I don't know why, cuz I haven't read the books, but I kind of feel like Che will have less of a problem with the whole Mafia thing then Porshe did at the beginning. To me he just seems more sheltered, as well as more pragmatic then Porshe and will just be like, "Well as long as you kill them before they kill you, we're cool. If you get killed I'm going to be serially pissed off, so just don't. ")

3) Porshe discovering Che and Kim's "friendship" (after learning who Kim is) and the two having to hang out for the day acting like they don't know each other or know anything about the Mafia for Che's sake... but they are constantly getting little digs in at each other regarding Mafia/Kinn related things.

Bonus if Che has already figured out all about BOTH of their Mafia connections but is keeping quiet to see just how long the two of them plan to let this play out.

4) I don't really see Porshe as the "Protect Che's virtue at all costs" kind of older brother... so I think a hilarious fic would be Kim assuming he IS and trying to get him all worked up by flirting with and touching Che... and Porshe is just laughing internally the whole time and loving every second of it because his brother is getting all flustered by his crush and Porshe can see the writing on the wall... and just thinks they are just too cute for words.

5) Kinn and Che bonding time... Porshe gets to be besties with Kinn's older brother, it's only fair that Che get to be besties with Kim's older brother... fair is fair. Especially if he starts teaching him shooting or self defense or what not and both Porshe AND Kim are like, "you are teaching him WHAT?" And then join forces for operation "Breakup Brother Besties."

Bonus if Tankhun finds out about operation "Breakup Brother Besties" and is indignant because, "how dare they!" (Because HE is besties with Porsche damn it - cue indignant huff here) And somehow half the bodyguards have been roped into spying on one brother or another, just because, and no one even knows what is going on anymore... and then we end with Tankhun, Kinn and Che' watching Kdramas together and operation "Breakup Brother Besties" is officially declared a failure.

I literally just realized how many of the fic ideas rattling around in my head involve Che.. I thought Porshe was my favorite but maybe it's secretly been Che all along.

(JK, it's still Porshe, that man is literally badassery and sunshine presented in the prettiest package ever... you just can't beat that)

[the-writer1988]

Imagine if the Ghost Crew got pulled back in time to the days of The Clone Wars?

Kanan would be trying to hide who he is (because he'd be in the Temple as a youngling/Padawan at the time) and he wouldn't want it to be known they are from the future.

Hera would want to bring down Palpatine for good.

Ezra would want to try to save his parents.

Sabine and Zeb would want to stop the Empire from rising.

And yet, the biggest threat to Palpatine would be Kanan because he is a survivor. Imagine if Palpatine learned that the Ghost Crew were from the future...

Oh, this idea is brewing. Do I want to give my hand at writing it or not?

[thebingoo]

ceruledge and tinkaton are the two platonic ideals of pokemon

[redandyellowbracket]

can i submit characters that i submitted for s1 but didnt get into the bracket?

Yes, but remember that it's a personal choice whether or not I include a character or duo.

[mack3030]

Irony...

Creator: i have no following on tumblr and i don't wanna go exclusive and I don't live in a place that's really financially great can you help me? Me: I mean I can't like buy anything of yours because I am broke too but hey I can totally promote you on my blog. *makes a post telling people the creator deserves some love* Creator: [a few days later] OMG YOU DO NOT GET TO SPEAK FOR ME OR LGBTQ+ FOLKS OR ANYONE WHO YOU AREN'T....*continues attacking me on someone else's post when I didn't even comment towards her to begin with*

Me: Uh...but like, I was referencing things other people in those communities have said and I literally have screenshots from Reddit to prove it.... Creator: So because someone on reddit told you x y and z you feel you can speak for me? How rude? Me: Uh, no. Actually it's because I've been to multiple countries including "third world" countries, and I have seen what real poverty looks like. I also have had multiple people comment on my blogs, and on discord/telegram about how these things affect them from the communities involved, and can easily pull up examples if you'd like? [/blocks creator because she keeps wanting to argue and it's midnight and I'm hella tired] Just gotta say how it was funny how she was fine with me "speaking for her" when it was my *air quotes* "platform" helping her get views on her content but when it came to me speaking about experiences I have been told first-hand by others that are backed up with screenshots, linked proof, and my own experiences, I am somehow the bad guy?

[intruding-stranger-universe]

So I think I have adhd but I am afraid to bring it up with my parents cause if i don't my parents might say I am doing it for attention and just wasting money. Thoughts

[tiredpaladins]

No context but I'm thinking about Hawks losing his arm in a consensual way