#i mean serioulsy

[randomnameless]

Uhh...

From Billy's exploration dialogue in Nopes :

子供の頃から食べる時は際限なく食べるし、 食べない時は数日抜いても平気だったよ。

Google'd, it says this :

So while it explains how Billy's able to eat for 5 when they eat with students in FE16...

What the frick is "I was fine with skipping eating for a few days" ? Are they still talking about their childhood? And when they didn't eat, they were fine with skipping eating?

Are we supposed to believe that if Billy wasn't Billy (maybe Nabatean metabolism makes them not need food as frequently as humans?) Jerry would have thought it'd be fine if his kid didn't eat for several days straight???

Coupled with the fact that this same game showed us Jerry goes to celebratory feasts alone (without billy) and it's not the first time...

I guess Rhea was so BaD that it justified letting Billy not eat for maybe one day or two!

in a way it's her fault if Jerry let his kid starve bcs she's EvIl and it's not jerry's fault if he is a trash father who doesn't feed his kid at times :(

[tanuki-kimono]

LOEWE x Howl's Moving Castle capsule collection (Castle / Markl / Howl / Heen). Some items like those bags are pretty cleverly designed - just don’t look at some of the prices which are outrageous.

I find the clothes especially overpriced considering the cuts and materials. I mean this coat mimicing Howl’s wizard room is just a classic tweed wool coat with sewn trinkets (serioulsy super easy to DIY with thrifted or news items!):

The printed silk lining would be trickier to get be not impossible too:

[olderthannetfic]

Nothing to do with fandom as a whole, but. I genuinely think that facebook adding reactions was a fucking mistake. Likes were fine, really. Likes ARE fine, whatever is the site you're using. But man, facebook having mora than likes as a way to react instead to comment on posts are the worst thing.

And why do I say this? People have fucking MENTAL BREAKDOWNS for it. I mean it. I've SEEN it. Saying that "likes" are uncomfortable, that are "inferior" to the heart reaction ans that likes mean "I'm reacting not because I care and I hate you and you suck". I have witnessed a person having a breakdown in the comments of one post because they "didn't understand why people user the "I care" reaction in my drawings is uncomfortable I don't like I'm crying how do I explain this to my mom please DNI if you use the I Care Reaction I hate you".

Bro. Calm the fuck down. Log off. Go to your therapist. Don't control how other people engage with your unless you don't want ANY interaction (I'm sure as hell I won't react to any post they make). Stop overreacting to a fucking FACEBOOK REACTION. It's dumb. It's serioulsy chronically online. Log off.

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[rachaelswrites]

hey i hope you’re well!

can i request 34 of random promps or 44 of chaotic with chris evans and daughter with a sprinkle of scott in there im not fussed with which one you want to do :)

sending love and good vibes ✌🏻

"Y/n, what are you doing?" you heard your dad ask.

You shushed him since is talking was for sure going to distract you from what you were doing.

"Y/n-"

"Dad serioulsy. I need to focus," you said, cutting him off.

Chris walked across the kitchen to where you were laying on the floor, staring out the back door. Rather than trying a third time to ask what you were doing, he looked outside to try and figure it out himself. He spotted the small green animal you were focusing on.

"Y/n you're traumatising the poor guy," your dad said, watching as the turtle ended up turning around and leaving the porch.

You rolled over onto your back and looked up at your dad "Excuse me, I think you mean I just won a staring contest with a turtle."

"Is that really an achievement though?" Scott asked, popping his head into the kitchen after overhearing the conversation from the living room."

You sat up and frowned at him, "Well have you ever done it?"

Scott thought a moment before shaking his head, "Touche."

"I don't think any normal person has done that," Chris mumbled under his breath.

"In case you missed the memo dad, I'm not normal."

[taegularities]

You know what? I will feel so empty without them. Discovered them in March 2022 (yes one of my biggest regret in my life). Since then i never once stop talking about them to my friend, i was harrassing her lmao giving her daily updates even if she doesn’t care. I once said that i only breath rnb but i can also say today that i breath bangtan.

Bangtan help me filled a missing piece in my love life? In some way, they were helping me to escape reality. Before knowing them i never once dated someone (still don’t) and to think that i have to face back reality, by confronting the mores of our society and by hoping to find someone who is gonna help me filled that gap, well, yes it hits hard. I am affraid of a lot of things regarding love and relationships in general. I don’t think i have issues nor that i am insecure. With years i started accepting to love myself but i still know that it isn’t enough. Because a part of me says otherwise. An ex friend of mine, once said to me that i was waiting for a partner to accept myself because what i needed was insurance. I feel that it is true. At the same time I might think that « the one » will never appeared to me if i don’t love myself enough. How can i love someone else if i am not even able to love myself? Men that i allowed in my life, played me or didn’t fit my standards. Am i wrong with that? Am i wrong for not giving them a chance to know me or to like me? The more i grow up the more i feel lonely in that society. I felt the lack of affection a lot before bangtan and now that they are gone, i am back to square one. I know that at some point of my life i will have to settle with someone and detached myself from them. For now i don’t have that someone and don’t have them until they are back. But more serioulsy this society pressure me a lot, makes it hard to be fully happy… Not me being so dramatic, i am so sorry. Wanted to vent a bit… tough day. Hope yours wasn’t too harsh tho <3

hi bby. i wanted to be in a headspace where i can answer this properly, but even now, i am at such a loss for words bc i so know what you mean. don't worry about joining 'late' – one idea this fandom has always agreed upon is that you find bangtan just when you're in need of them. i'm not sure how they do that or what the magic behind it is, but they always come into our lives when we need them the most.

and yeah, that's why all of this hurts so much, too! i remember crying my eyes out when last year's festa came out and they announced their hiatus. right now, i feel like it's not quite sinking in that in a few days, they'll all be leaving and be gone at the same time, and it's a harsh reality to cope with. but you know… i find comfort in the thought that they love us just as much (more even, lbr). time is going to pass for them as it will for us, and i promise you they'll be thinking of us every dang moment, so the love, at least, never fades. we'll try our best to be healthy and live our best lives and then come together when they do!! in the meantime, we have each other, so i hope everyone sticks around and holds each other's hand!!

i understand how scary love can be. discovering that people can be kind and so generous raised my standards, too – the boys really did. it's gotten so hard to find someone who fits those expectations, but yk… at some point, we will definitely need to detach ourselves from the idea that every man will be like them. we shouldn't settle for anything less, but we shouldn't reject everyone either who isn't just like them. that's what i've been going with.. the thought to never be able to settle is so freaking scary, but i promise you will!! one day, you'll find someone who fits you just perfectly, and you'll be happy, babe, i can tell you as much. and be as dramatic as you want to be, bc gawd, we're allowed to hurt! i just hope your days get better and that you feel okay as soon as possible. sending you all my love and the tightest hugs, axelle 🥺🤍

[jacquesthepigeon]

Ya know, as of this moment, I'm VERY tempted to write a ml fic where Jacques is the black cat holder just for the crack of it, I mean I SERIOULSY dunno Gabriel would ACTUALLY last more than a day as a villain because of how much of an idiot he is, but the series ENTIRE glamour kinda hinges on the akuma of the week plot, so...

There was a comic about a pigeon getting the ring after chat leaves it on a rooftop but I can’t remember who made it

[neufhistoires]

HI, Its not an ask, just like to say that your writing is amazing! I really hate stories that create stupid or cliché ways to bring characters together ("oh, theres only one bed" etc) bc in most cases one of the characters end up being serioulsy harassed - but you *always* avoid that and instead gives them autonomy, deep feelings and a voice to deal with akward situations!! That makes the plot rich, the characters deep and everything more relatable and very fresh!

Please dont stop writing ♡

Oh, by the way... if my parents force me to marriage and more than that tried to *make me have sex* with the person they *forced me* to live with... I'd make them life a living hell 😈 but obviously I get its important to the plot

Hi!

Thank you so much for the compliments! ☺️ I love to write why the characters in my story do and say what they do instead of just listing events, so I’m glad it’s coming across that way.

And I’ve actually got up to chapter 30 planned out already, and I have to write more than that because what I have planned for chapter 30 is by no means an ending lol, so I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon! 😳

There’s so much angst coming up in future chapters— I hope you’re prepared lol

Again, thank you so much! Your comment made me so happy 🥹💞

[otp-i-dreamed-of-you]

- No. No, I don’t want to see mine. No. - What about wilful ignorance?| - Well, I’m full of shit, alright? I mean, I never thought I could see my own death before it happened, Wendy. No. You know what? We can tell Lewis, but- Serioulsy, if there’s any way to beat this thing, I gotta stay focused. And if I look at that picture, all I’m gonna do is obsess. No, I don’t want to see it.

[razputin-vodello-au-archive]

Yo Norma, you should prank Frazie.

[Norma] Nah, not really. Not because I don't want to, but because I serioulsy can't think of anything that would work on Frazie. My girlfriend is a bit too clever to fall for - oh, speak of the devil in all their seducing ways..

[Frazie] (Dejected) Hey Norma... Can we talk?

[Norma] Sure...(Pause) (Jokingly) This is not the 'I'm breaking up with you' kind of talk, I hope?

[Frazie] (Soft chuckle) No-no, but ...(Long pause, nervous fidgeting)

[Norma] Frazie, what's this about? You're starting to scare me.

[Frazie] Okay, okay. (Takes a deep breath) The Aquato Family Circus has been booked in several cities the coming weeks. Big shows, big payout. But ...they need me and my act in the show. So, I'm going with them. I'm not gonna be here for a few weeks.

[Norma] (Realization) ...oh.... But ...wasn't that expected to happen? I mean, You only do a partial Internship and you knew that you had to go with your family at some point.

[Frazie] I know, but ... (After a long pause, Frazie throws herself into Norma's arms, holding her in such a tight embrace, like she's afraid she's gonna lose her if she lets go and starts sobbing) I don't want to go! I don't wanna leave my new friends. I don't wanna leave Raz. And most of all, I really, really, really don't want to leave you!

[Norma] Hey-hey-hey, easy there, Kitten. (Kisses her cheek, softly strokes her hair) Shhhh....,it's gonna be okay. Look, I don't want you to leave either. But the way I see it, we got to spend over every day for two months together. And we had fun, didn't we? He had our dates, our movie nights, study/cuddle times...

[Frazie] (Sniffles, nods in Norma's shoulder)

[Norma] And it's not like we're gonna lose touch with each other, right? We're gonna text each other every day, we're gonna have video calls every evening, we probably gonna text each other instead of sleeping. We - (Takes a deep breath and wipes a tear that's forming away)

[Frazie] (Chuckles, soft smile) Always the rational one, aren't you Amate?

[Norma] Oh, believe me. I'm trying to keep it together as best I can here. But I'm right, you know. I mean, sure it sucks that you're gonna leave for a while, but it's just for a few weeks, as you said. You'll be back.

[Frazie] (Nods while managing to produce a soft laugh) Yeah, you're right. It's not the end of the world. (Plants a kiss on Norma's lips, who eagerly returns it) (Frazie pulls away from the kiss, her cheeks flushed red because of crying and the passionate kiss) It still sucks.

[Norma] Oh, definitely.

[Frazie] (Deep breath, but smiles sheepishly) Now I feel kinda dumb for crying like that.

[Norma] (Pinches her sides) Don't talk like that. I got emotional as well. Speaking of getting emotional, does Raz know yet?

[Frazie] He ...doesn't yet. I was hoping you would be with me when I tell him?

[Norma] Of course. So when ...when are you leaving?

[Frazie] Saturday.

[Norma] Okay, that's soon, but we still gives us a few days together. How about we go on a final date before that? (Caresses her cheek, blushing softly) Go to our favorite fast food joint, go catch a movie, have a long walk in the park afterwards?

[Frazie] (Wraps an arm around Norma, resting her head on her shoulder.) That sounds perfect.

[richardsphere]

Leverage Log: The Gold Job

Ok, with a name like that im hoping we either steal an olympic games, or get to see Parker actually do a proper heist again.

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Oh we're dealing with shady gold-buying companies... Those suck almost as much as the fake-rapper in the ad does. (serioulsy, who is he supposed to parody? Cause it feels like its meant to be a specific parody but it came out too generic for me to tell. I mean his name is "little pusher" which sounds like it might be either Lil Wayne or Usher but it doesnt work.)

Hardison decides that this is his time to try and be the designated Nate (Sophie already had her episode). In his defence he's at least thought ahead to call dibs on a relatively low-stakes seeming mark.

Im gonna be honest, im kind of sick of this "Hardison feels underapreciated" arc, this is not the first time we see an episode about Hardison being insecure (IE: The boys night out job) and the gag is getting a bit long in the tooth.

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Wait is Hardison "on strike" or "playing nate" cause he cant be both.

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OK, strike is over, we have succesfully wasted a total 2 minutes of episode on a badly written lesson on the importance of Hardison.

Im gonna be honest, if the gag here is gonna be that Hardison overdesigns his cons. I get what they're going for but Nate's cons are kind of convoluted from time to time as well. (setting up an entire scam involving fake cocoa futures as a distraction is not a straigthforward con)

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Hardison created an entire graphics package for "Mr. Punchy", but im gonna have to say, using "Gold" as a codename when dealing with a Gold treasure for Gold Merchants is gonna get confusing. Remember this is Parker we're talking about. Last episode she couldnt understand the context clue of "fight" meaning argument and now you want her to pick up on which mention of Gold in a conversation about Gold and piles thereof refers to her?

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Ok if this is where it is supposed to get more complicated then a Nate plot. I think the show is forgetting a good 70% of nate's scams involve tricking a person into leaving so he can have one of the team steal their room to pretend to be them. Calling a woman to get her to leave so Sophie can pretend to be her is not more complicated then breaking a skilift so Eliot can pretend to own the resort. (if anything, its simpler)

Nor is a "fake rival" that different from a fake deadline. (its both just weaponised FOMO)

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All this episode has sold me on so far is that Hardison wants to run an escape room.

I do agree with Sophie, this is overdesigned. You have brainwashed one of them with subliminal ads, hacked their gold-purifying company to force them to take half a week off from work and all you use it for is a fiddlegame. (the land above the alledged treasure being the overpriced fiddle). You would've been easier off impersonating the truckdriver and just letting them hand you the gold.

--- or drilling into the vault, that works too.

[let-me-be-your-hand-me-down]

OKAY, I need to rant... And here feels like a safe space to do just that, since I'm mostly anonymous.

Why are people like this, serioulsy?

So, I'm depressed. I've been depressed most of my life but started the treatment last year. I'd love to say that it's getting better. But it's not ^^ I mean, I try to deal with it but life freaking sucks, okay? I've started doing some rather self-toxic shit recently so yea...

There are people in my life who know. People who I consider friends, who should care about me, right? But then... why don't they? Like... I'm nice to people. I try to help as much as I can, be there for them. So then... why would people who should care about me, behave shitty towards me? Serioulsy. It gets me so down. I don't need for people to go beyond being a decent human being, seriously... but why the fuck would you kick me when I'm already on the ground? It gets really hard sometimes. I just... I don't know. It just gets so hard. I barely function as it is... but then sometimes it's just a sentence and I just want to lie down and cry.

I just feel like... I'm at the end of my road, tbh. Like... I don't know how much more of it I can take... yea...

Das all. Just needed to get it off my chest. Thaaaaanks ^^

[mikes81vw]

Tired.

Even more when I have to listen people complaining all day at work. I serioulsy can't stand it. I know sometimes it can get busy but like fuck, its not that hard. Then to top it off, I'm always having to translate for my coworkers.. Like bro I got shit to do too.

When I was at the other location I was in the front by myself. And as much as I wanted someone to help me, these fucks would say "well Mike's a great worker he can handle it" that doesn't mean I don't need the help. Like I understand they dont want to work, I mean who does? But we weren't born rich.

But complaining isn't going to change things. I sometimes don't want to do labor shit. But its what the job requires. I understand im not going to be there all the freaking time.. And also if I'm in the front I know what I need to do to have control (for the most part lol.) But like shhhh and just fucking do the job. Its really not that hard.

[voyeur-clairvoyant]

Hi there. Hope you’re doing great.

My question is when and how will the first meeting with my future spouse be? What are our impressions of each other?

Thank you 💖✨

Hi!

I mean, are you gonna marry? 👀 Hhahsahsa. You could walk on the street tomorrow and be hit by a car. First we need to be sure you «actually» are gonna have a spouse hahshsa.

(Deck: Kipper cards) [You're insane if you think I'm gonna name every card here]

Jesus fuck Anon! You need to calm down! Hhsahshas. Ok, but serioulsy, the cards above show if you'll meet that special person and what the first impressions will be.

And straight up the first thing they say to me is that you're suuuuuuuuuper invested in finding your future spouse. Like SUPER invested. They show me that you'll indeed find this person and your first important interaction will be a gift. You know, a little detail, maybe some flowers, bullshit like that. I don't know, I'm too aromantic for romantic questions hashahsa. BUT important, the gift will be something small, forget big ass bouquets and gold jewlery AND probably unexpected. So good look looking for it haha.

And the guy? The guy looks GREAT. He will charm you. He's young, has a little bit of good ol' money and maybe he'll be good looking. With the gift, you'll see this as «a perfect begginig for your new story». I must say, neither the card of Love or the card of Marriage showed up here, so what I can say is that these are «your first impressions», not a reading about your «life together».

I could tell you when you'll probably find him... but you know what? I'm evil and I think it will be funnier if I let you marinate yourself in the juices of your own curiosity HAHAHA.

Au revoir~

[scribbleshrimp]

Flowers have been used for centuries to convey complex messages or sentiments that we are unable to say out loud for numerous reasons.

I found it interesting that Hyacinths of all things were used by the Eye.

The Blue Hyacinth meaning is typically one thing: Constancy.

Constancy Watching. Constant Constant Constant. Never Ever Stopping. Never letting go. Constancy here and Beholding above all else. Constancy.

But there is another color peeking amongst the Constant Watching.

What Purple Hyacinths represent is... Sorrow. I am sorry. Please forgive me.

(please pleaseplease pleaseplease pLEasEPLEASE-)

I doubt the Eye cared much about the hue of the flowers grew out of a frit of desperation, but I think it's neat.

@fakecrfan

(read AOYE if you haven't already)

[veenoms]

Yoooo thank you guys for the 31 subs, ik it's not that much compared to other blogs but it means a lot to me <

[elliotl]

.small little indian thing i think?