#i mean to me it doesn't look like a lot pero i don't want to clog y'all's tl

[didishawn]

hii I have a request

Pedri and the reader are besties and people think they’re dating but they’re not but they secretly like eachother and one day they're like playing fight and they end up having sex and later they confess that they like eachother and they end up dating fr😙

Just best "friends" (Pedri x Reader) smut

Warnings: smut, lots of Spanish, best friends to lovers, play fighting

Masterlist

There has always been some speculation on between your relationship with Pedri, fans don't seem to grasp to the idea that only because most of the time you are together, you go to his matches wearing his shirts, his family see you as one of their own, doesn't mean you are together.

Yeah, you and Pedri are basically attached to the hip, but that doesn't mean anything really.

Yeah, there are lots of photos going around internet of you two cuddling together, his face buried on your neck, the two of you smiling, giggling.

Videos of the two of you are fan favorites, out partying dancing against one another, never anyone else, going out on what other say to be "date material", they are not really, only having dinner in awesome restaurants, a trip for your birthday or movie nights.

There was also that one moment back on the World Cup that had the internet on fire, when some journalist asked Pedri about his relationship status, there were no mentions of your name, yet when Pedri confirmed to be one hundred percent single, one comment had everyone going wild.

"No, no, yo no estoy saliendo con nadie, pero eso no significa que yo no quiera, porque querer quiero, otra cosa es ella. Pero claro, ambos somos muy jóvenes y obvio pasa lo que pasa" (no, no, I am not dating anyone, but that doesn't mean that I don't want to, because I do want to, something different is what she wants. But of course, we are still very young and whatever happens, will happen)

Pedri didn't te you who te girl was when you asked him, and part of you didn't want to know, so you never asked him again.

It's another lazy day for Pedri and you, laying around by the pool, taking chance of the little sun there is, you tan while he is next to you doing god knows what.

He is pouting, after you told him you can be cuddling or your tan would come out weird, he stares at you as you calmly watch TikToks on your phone.

He doesn't like it when you ignore him, you could at least be chatting with him, about anything really, he just likes your attention on him.

He looks you up and down on your bikini, and he thanks whatever is up there for the warm weather, because you truly look amazing -he doesn't know that the only reason you are on your phone so much is to stop checking him out so much, your eyes can't stop drifting to him when the whore rolls up his swimsuit like that to make it shorter.

He is bored -more like of he keeps on staring he will get a boner- the idea strucks his mind and in the very next moment he has rolled on top of you, his chest to your back as you curse him out while he tries to watch whatever you are.

"A ver que estás viendo tan importante para ignorar a tu mejor amigo" he calls out, hand grabbing into the phone as your head spins to watch him, frowning and unbelieving of his schemingans. (let's see what you are watching that it's so important to ignore your best friend)

"Pará tarado, de verdad, que pareces un niño siempre queriendo llamar la atención" you roll your eyes, hand snapping back the phone and hiding it into your chest "Y quítate de encima que pesas" (stop you idiot, seriously, you are like a child always wanting attention. And get off me that you weight a lot)

Pedri pouts, mockingly of course as he sits up -still on top of you-trying to ignore the sight of your ass right on his cock, his big hands are on your waist, making you squirm instantly as he knows they are your soft spot, -if any paparazzi was watching they would have struck gold with the position the two of you are in- he tickles a bit, teasing you, he lifts his own hips a bit so you ass stops grinding against his cock, before without notice spinning you around, so you are face to face with him and that grin of his.

"¿Lo hacemos por las buenas o por las malas?" he asked, eyebrow quirked as he observes you, your hands are tight against your breasts and you eyes, big and round, stare up to him. (do we do it the good way or the bad way?)

You shake your head, lips tightening to stop the smile from showing up, but he knows, he always does, he knows you better than anyone else.

He grins, hands on your waist again as he goes back to tickling you, he has you squirming around, cheeks red and eyes shiny as you look at him, begging him to stop, yet you don't let go off the phone.

"Vale, vale, ten el teléfono" you shout, letting go off the device, giving it to him, but he doesn't keep it only looking at it for a second before putting it on the floor "¿Pero que haces?" (ok, ok, have the phone. But what are you doing?)

His eyes are soft and his smile is gentle as he cuddles into you, his head on your neck just above your breasts, body hugging into yours.

"Vas a hacer que de me quede el bronceado raro" (you are going to make me have a weird tan)

"Pues tendremos un bronceado raro juntos" (then we will have a weird tan together)

He hums, happy with himself and comfortable, you? Not so much, the boy isn't the heaviest but sure feels like it, the sun hits you straight on the face and you are not wearing your glasses anymore. It has you squirming, Pedri's eyes shooting open instantly, a panicked look on them.

"Para" he says. (stop)

You hum, yet move again, trying to get on your side.

"Párate por favor" (please stop)

You nod, yet think you can get away with finishing your mission, but when you are about to move again, his hands on your waist still you, keeping you in place as you hear the boy breathing deeply.

"¿Pedri? ¿Estás-?" you don't finish your sentence when you feel it. (are you-?)

Pedri's bulge is against your thigh, it feels heavy, thick and long, your eyes finally are on his face, he is too embarrassed to meet your gaze, as his cheeks are red, cursing under his breath.

"Lo siento" he finally says, getting off you and pacing around -you finally see his boner and it's just as big as you had felt "No se que ha pasado, bueno, si que se que ha pasado, pero no quería que pasara, al menos no así" (I am sorry. I don't know what happened, well, I do know what happened but I didn't want it to happen, at least not like this)

"Pedri, todo está bien-" (Pedri, it's all ok-)

"¿Como va a estar todo bien si hace un minuto estaba mi polla dura contra ti?" (how it's all gonna be good when a minute ago my hard cock was against you?)

"Pero que ya está, Pepi de verdad, que no pasa nada, que es normal si yo sin querer te estaba causando fricción con mi pierna" (but that's it, Pepi seriously, it's all ok, it's normal when I was causing you friction with my leg)

"Es que ese es el problema, no era la fricción" (that's the problem, it wasn't the friction)

"¿Entonces que?" (then what?)

"¿De verdad me vas a hacer que lo diga?" you nod "y/n, mi polla ha estado dura desde el primer momento que has salido con ese bikini, dios, no sabes lo bien que te queda" (you really are gonna make me say it? Y/n, my cock has been hard since the moment you came out wearing that bikini, God, you hace no idea how good it looks on you)

He continues on rambling "Y ahora por mis putas hormonas voy a perder a mi mejor amiga porque no me vas a querer volver a ver la cara porque soy un gilipollas y..." (and now because of my fucking hormones I will lose my best friend because you won't want to look at my face ever again, because I am an asshole and...)

You stand up, and he looks at you confused, panicked even, he didn't really think you would just up and leave "¿A donde vas?" (where are you going?)

You are shy when you answer, don't dare to look at him "Bueno, no vamos a solucionar tu problemita acá, ¿no?" (well, we are not going to fix your little problem here, are we?)

You are both on Pedri's bed before you can realise it, your top off, the boy hadn't wasted a moment before picking you up and walking you through the long corridors of his home, lips on yours as he made sure not to kill you both as he walked up the stairs.

He is grinding into you, desperate, both of you are, none of you have said it yet, but you have dreamed about this for years.

He separates his lips from yours, brown eyes on yours, the midfielder looks at you as if you were the most precious thing he has ever seen -you are.

"No quiero esperar más, te necesito dentro mio" you tell him, and while he would have given anything to taste you, he needs to feel you. (I don't want to wait anymore, I need you inside me)

He nods. Hand reaches down to pull his swimsuit down, cock bouncing out, tip ouncing precum as he strokes himself, he doesn't wait a second either to pull your bottom down and slamming inside you.

The pace is fast, yet not rough, passionate, he reaches deeper than anyone ever has. His tip kisses your cervix, body moving in perfect sincrony with yours, he hasn't ever touched you this way, yet everything feels as if he knows your body to perfection.

He knows you the best, it's no surprise he knows how to fuck you so well, fingers teasing your clit, you'd nails digging to his back, sound of moans and skin slapping fill the room.

One hand moves you however he likes it, his lips are on yours, they don't move away even when your moans into his mouth get louder, you are close, he can feel it in how you tighten around him.

He is close too, his balls tighten, he is too sensitive, it's been way too long since he has done this, he couldn't imagine being with anyone who wasn't you.

The pace is rougher, more irregular too, his tummy tightens, so does yours.

You separate, he wants to see your face as you cum, he adores the angelic expression yoou have, eyebrows raising as your mouth opens on a long moan, high, whining as you tremble against him.

It pushes him I've the edge too, last few thrusts as he fills you up, he groans, also sensitive, he falls into you, face buried in between your breasts, kisses placed on them.

The two of you are breathing deeply, your hands on his hair as you caress him, both of you coming down from your highs.

He finally looks up at you, your eyes on each other, he takes a deep breath.

"No quiero que esto sea cosa de una vez. Después de esperar tanto por tenerte, no puedo estar otra vez sin ti" (I don't want this to be a one time thing. After waiting do much to have you, I can't be without you again)

"¿Qué pasó con la chica? La de la entrevista" (what about the girl? the one you talked about in the interview)

He laughs, unbelieving "Pensaba estaba claro tú eras la chica" (I thought it was clear you are the girl)

"Entonces, tú.." (so, you...)

"Me gustas, siempre me has gustado, estoy seguro de que te amo incluso, tú eres con la que quiero estar, siempre ha sido así" (I like you, I have always liked you, I am sure I love you even, you are the one I want to be with, it's always been this way)

"Yo también quiero estar contigo, Pepi, desde hace demasiado tiempo" (I too want to be with you, Pepi, for so long)

He musters the brightest smile you have ever seen, grinning, he cuddles into you, his new girlfriend.

The internet is sure gonna go wild over this one.

[simpingcowboy]

Ranking Pedro Boys as to whether or not I could beat them in a fight

0, they pose no threat - 10, I live in fear of this man

for all intents and purposes we're just gonna pose these all as bar type fights in manual combat

Maxwell Lord, 0

Absolutely. Easy win. Too easy to be honest. Did you see his little fight scene in the movie? Babyboy does not know how to fight. One good hit and he's OUT! I'm taking the gold on this one.

Javi Gutierrez, 1

Baby boy is going down. I think a half hearted chase and maybe a slap is all I'd get out of him. Our fight would involve a lot of him begging/bribing me to stop. I would not stop until he admits defeat which would probably be about...2 minutes in. It'd be short-lived, and Javi would walk away with at least a couple scraps.

Dieter Bravo, 2

I would win the fight. But Dieter isn't going down easy. This man is a feral drugged up raccoon and depending on the type of drug he's doing, chasing him down would be a hell of a task. Once you catch him he won't actually fight back, he just kinda takes it (it's a little pathetic). You just gotta catch him first! Considering he usually wears crocs not in sports mode? Who knows how long it would be before he inevitably falls flat on his face.

Marcus Pike, 3

Could he overpower me? Hmm maybe. Would he try? No, I don't think so. Marcus's method of fending me off would be to try to talk me down or just evade all my hits. There would not be so much of a "fight" so to say. The fight would likely end in Marcus either leaving of his own volition or just proclaiming that I won. It'd be excruciatingly boring. Coward.

Frankie Morales, 4

I think if I tried to fight him it would start with him laughing. It wouldn't be until I actually landed a punch on him that he would take it seriously. Now I think he could destroy me if he wanted to but, I think the most he would do is pin me down until I caved. He's a lover, not a fighter. Frankie would not entertain my shenanigans. He'd shut me down so fast.

Ezra, 5

Let me explain...I am aware of Ezra's proclivities to murder and violence. But in hand to hand combat? I think we'd be pretty level, especially given the loss of one arm. The problem here for me is this man just has such a will to survive. The only viable outcomes in his mind are 1. Death 2. Truce 3. Victory. Since I will not be murdering him and I'm not totally sure he could murder me, I think we'd have to call it a truce. We'd share a nice drink about it after though.

Javier Peña, 6

I feel very similar to Peña as I do about Frankie. Javier would simply refuse to fight me, but he's taking me down much more aggressively. Pinning me to the hard concrete and cussing me out in Spanish until I yield. Which is probably best for me since Javier certainly could beat me up if he wanted to. Thankfully he's too old and too bothered with Narcs to entertain fighting someone off the street.

Jack Daniels, 7

Because I am very fem presenting, Jack would not be too eager to take out that toxic masculinity on me. Man would just lasso me out a window and be done with it. He'd make it short and sweet. It'd hurt going through the window, but I'd walk away alright. Now if I came back for seconds? I'm a goner. Jack would make it fun though in a I'm gonna kill you but at least I'm being sweet and flirty about it kinda way.

Dave York, 8

The only reason Dave is not a 12 is because for appearance sake, it would not be a good look for him to murder me in cold blood. He would definitely beat my ass. This is a man that doesn't tolerate disrespect. That cold empty gaze would be the last thing I saw before he gave me two black eyes. Being a government agent, it would cause problems for him to be seen beating up a civilian. So all things considered, I think I'd actually be getting it pretty easy.

Pero Tovar, 9

I'm taking the L here. I truly would not stand a chance against Pero. I mean this man fights for a living. While I don't think he'd be thrilled about fighting in his free time, his logic is the sooner I'm dealt with the sooner he can return to his dealings. He'd make quick work of me, which ends in him tossing me out (literally) of whatever establishment our fight took place in.

Joel Miller, 10

This man is taking me out and not for a romantic lit dinner either. Once he gets his hands on me I'm done for. Joel wouldn't even care why I'm fighting him. All he knows is he's gonna make me regret it. He wouldn't stop til I could hardly move. And even then a bystander may have to pull him off me. Generally, Joel's got very little restraints about this type of thing.

[ladysophiebeckett]

So, what do you think would have happened if Betty had indeed ended things with Armando? Outside of El Meson de San Diego, he tells her: We're through then, is that it? If she had said yes, would Armando have respected her choice? Would he try to convince her to give him another chance? Request a definite explanation as to why she had changed so much and ended things? Or maybe be would've accepted it? This is one possibility that he gave her, but I don't think he was prepared for the worst tbh it's also interesting that Betty didn't choose to end it right there and then because for her it was already over, right? I'm curious to know since when you think she buried the relationship.

It's also interesting that Armando didn't choose to end things at Mario's place. It just hit me while reading your comments that Betty intended on ending things that night at his apartment (she had also tried to end it before and urged Armando to mend his relationship with Marcela instead), I never saw it like that before, but now I'm seeing this scene on a different perspective. This was the perfect escape for Armando tbh he never would have known about her first time which only made him feel even worse, and their second night wouldn't have happened which had a huge impact on him. The fact that he never even looks at another woman after this night is actually insane, the hold it had on him? Their first night also meant a lot to him, but he continued to be a flirt and the way he behaved with Adriana Arboleda and treated Betty indicated he hadn't changed that much. After their second night, he only got kinda flirty with the models the day he hits Nicolás outside Inesita's house, but other than that it was obvious that he was crazy over Betty. He was also over the top flirty with Alejandra, but I always saw it as a move to make Betty jealous and show her that he wasn't indifferent to this beautiful woman and neither was she. When he rejected her advances afterwards, that was the definitive proof that he had changed for good.

As always, reading your comments is such a delight. Sorry for the long ask.

dont apologize for the long ask. you've given me a lot think about.

lets go fm the top--if betty had tried to break up with him at el meson, would he have accepted it? no. he would have demanded an explanation bc fm his end, in his mind, he hasn't done anything wrong. i dont think betty would be able to give him an explanation that doesn't give her away and we know she doesn't intend to tell him that she knows the truth. so even if she did try to end things, no he wouldn't have accepted it.

let's revisit what actually happens in canon--they have a huge fight outside the restaurant. he accuses her of having a thing with nicolas, which she does not take well. she throws in his face his treatment of her, how he didnt want to be seen with her and he says that that's not true. he tries to kiss her and she rejects him and then he calls her out on it-- 'me tento todo el tiempo alla en ese sitio si? a que la besara, a que la acariciara. y ahora no quiere que la bese? pero yo si quiero besarla. me muero, me muero por besarla'

--in his mind betty's sending mixed signals. and when she finally gives in to his kiss, to him its confirmation that she still wants to be with him. but her verbal rejection of him, he doesn't understand it. and he kind of refuses to look deeper bc the next day he's like 'i need to know if that kiss means that we're gonna continue on as we always have been'. even the card he writes doesn't quite acknowledge what really happened that night; he says it was a beautiful night because he got to kiss her again but doesn't understand why she left him. no acknowledgment about why they fought or how he treated her for the majority of the evening.

i think it's clear that something is definitely wrong but armando vehemently refuses to see the bigger picture.

I'm curious to know since when you think she buried the relationship

Not 'buried' but more like 'ended it and didn't tell him about it'.

Unfortunately, i have to talk about the letter.

Note: this is my interpretation of things from Betty's pov. Feel free to disagree.

The letter maims Betty but what really kills her is watching Armando read the letter. It's overhearing his conversation with Mario. It's Armando saying 'si, yo hago todo al pie de la letra. sabe que? usted es mi heroe'. We see her watching him read the letter, not acting shocked by it, we see her watch him rip it up as the instructions asked. We see her holding back sobs. That is what kills her.

From that moment on, I think Betty mentally breaks up with him. She doesn't let him take her home anymore, a boyfriend privilege he didn't know he had. She tires to reject him, doesn't want to kiss him. Doesn't want to go on dates with him. Why? Because he's not her boyfriend anymore. And leaves it up to him to figure it out.

When he says 'entonces terminamos?!'---she already did. The times she gives into kissing him, is Betty relapsing on a ex that will not get the hint that it's over. And Armando doesn't realize how over it's been until la junta directiva when he sees the letter in his folder. (side note, he says post junta directiva that he understands now why betty was acting the way she was acting and i just want to say, no he doesnt get it yet but that's another type of post)

re their second night:

betty gave him an out and he refused to take it. like many times before. the conversation they have at mario's place, when she points out all reasons why a relationship like theirs, out in the open, would never survive. all the things he himself has thought of, in regards to his own image, his class, his family. It pains him to see her talk about it, to hear her talk about herself in such a way. In addition to knowing that he made her feel like she didn't matter to him (the arboleda incident wasn't just a case of jealousy it was about betty feeling like she wasn't enough to keep him or his attention). he could have let her go that evening. he could let her end it. when she tries to leave, he panics (foreshadowing) and stops her. that is all armando. that is his free will. he can't let her go thinking she doesn't matter to him. she matters far too much to him now that it's too late for him to turn back.

armando and his ability to be faithful to betty vs marcela--i have an ask to respond to about that in more depth but the short answer--he wants to be faithful to betty bc her jealousy doesn't come from a place of possessiveness. it's comes from betty feeling inadequate. and he doesn't want to be a reason for her to feel less than. he wants her to know that he desires her, that he loves her (and only her). after the arboleda incident, he better understands her and wants to reciprocate how betty makes him feel. (like he is special to her, like he's the only man in her life that she loves).

I can't speak on the Alejandra scenes bc....I dont like to watch him with her. I can't give you my interpretation, whether i agree or disagree bc just watching Betty and everyone tell her about her makes me sad. I will have to refresh myself on that. but yes, his rejection of her is proof not only that he changed, but that the love he feels for Betty, despite her indifference and his time away fm Bogota, it's still there. And no other woman can sway him, even if given the opportunity to move on.

[shimamitsu]

You know im a fool so i may be wrong but i think AtSv is not too big on copaganda, or that's just to copaganda working on me but just , hear me out, ok?

Miles mentioned something about his dad and his uncle trying to get a business started before he decided to be a cop, arguably because Miles was on the way and probably wanted a stable job to provide to his family. This means he didn't consider it his profession until he felt pressured.

While making the toast at the party he mentions how Aaron must be making fun of him for becoming a Captain, deep down he probably makes fun of himself.

When he has this conversation with his dad while being Spiderman, how sergeant mentions "that's why they hate us", i mean it was pretty clear he doesn't like this. Ik ik this could be a feel sympathetic towards poor cops they humans tooo 🥹

Hobie reacting to 'a dead cop' with "yeah, and what of it?" Idk, i dont think that marked him as a tragedy also i jut wanted to include Hobie because i love him.

How one big mayor constant in the Spiderman is a cop dying because spiderman is unable to save them is already avoided 1 time when Miles interferes in Earth 50101 *

Gwen baring her emotions and troubles for her dad helps him make up his mind and drop the force, changing the canon once more*

Miles dad dying in Earth 42 even tho there was not a spiderman to be shaped by this tragedy*

*All three events show us canon can be changed and the dead of a Captain is probably not necessary to shape Spiderman as a hero and this anomalies, like the spot swallowing Earth 50101 are probably just happening because of The Spot.

Idk idk they showing us how Gwen and her dad solve this gives me lots of hope that maybe Miles will have to finally talk to his parents because thats what they were trying to do for most of their scenes but were ultimately denied, i mean Gwen was the most strongly against talking to parents and still faced it head on because her fear of her dad choosing the force over her was overcome by her fear of losing her friend.

And the Spider force/Miguel acting like a cop like institution but being questioned by Gwen "we were supposed to be the good guys" and leaving the doubt lingering???👌👌👌

I like to believe the resolution is Sergeant Morales leaving the force in favor of his family, his son. We've been shown beforehand that's what fractured his family and he doesn't want that to happen again.

im a fool pero se vale soñar, se vale soñar.

Vuelvo en dos años a comerme mis calzones si me equivoqué 🤡

sorry to tell you this but i think the copaganda is indeed getting to you. a cop that felt pressured to get that job is still a cop, a cop who hates their job is still a cop, a cop that makes fun of their job is still a cop, a cop that's """critical""" about their job is... still a cop. a cop's a cop. and fuck all of them. the stuff that you mention can be leading up to something ig but the copaganda is so blatant i don't think that's the case (many people have already made entire posts pointing out these aspects of the film so i'm not gonna go into detail, just look them up). the copaganda's there in the first movie, it's here in the second, i don't think it's going away in the third. i don't think a marvel movie's gonna be the revolutionary anti-cop manifesto people are hoping for. even if somehow they manage to turn it around, this would be a very weird way to go about it. so yes, it is too big on the copaganda

[loominggaia]

Cómo me imagino a algunos divinos cuando eran niños:

Titania: no se por qué, pero me la imagino como Melissa (es de una novela). Osea, una niña soñadora, que nunca pierde la esperanza aunque las cosas se pongan bien feas

Cerno: creo que sería un niño enérgico y juguetón, que admiraba mucho a su papá y quería ser como el cuando sea grande (cerno de 5 años: te quiero papi!. Padre: yo también, campeón)

Miliko: ese típico niño que a todos les caía mal, pero como que era el dueño de la escuela

Érasmos: un niño solitaria, que solo tenía amigas ninfas y que no se llevaba mucho con otros sátiros por sus deformidades

(Translated via Google Translate)

"How I imagine some divine ones when they were children: Titania: I don't know why, but I imagine her as Melissa (it's from a novel). I mean, a dreamy girl, who never loses hope even if things get really ugly. Cerno: I think he would be an energetic and playful child, who admired his dad a lot and wanted to be like him when he grew up (5 year old Cerno: I love you daddy! Father: me too, champion) Miliko: that typical kid that everyone disliked, but like he owned the school Erasmos: a lonely child, who only had nymph friends and who did not get along much with other satyrs due to their deformities."

Now that's an interesting thought! What were these divines like as children?

Melissa is a beautiful name for a beautiful elf like Titania, I think it fits her nicely. Personally I imagined her as a rather angry girl who felt helpless against the bad things happening in her life, hence why she went mad with power as an adult. But it makes sense that she would be dreamy too, because it's possible that she was always dreaming about how society could be better, and thinking about how she'd make it happen if only she had the power to change things. Once she became a divine...well, playing God turned out to be more complicated than she thought. It's sad to think she was once idealistic and hopeful, until ages of immortality eroded those qualities away. Now she's apathetic and sees no point in life anymore.

I feel the same way about Cerno as you, I also think he was once a playful and innocent child who admired his father more than anyone. He is another tragic case, where his experience as a divine completely changed him for the worse. Now he's reclusive and afraid of everyone, like a hunted animal. Even though he's thousands of years old, at heart he's still just a scared kid who misses his daddy and feels lost in the world.

You're right on the money with Miliko, he's been a shitty little diva since the day he was born. He has natural style and flair, but his beauty is only skin deep. I imagine most of his friends are fake, they just use him to advance their place in society. And Miliko doesn't care if his friends like him or not, as long as they kiss his ass and make him feel special.

Poor Erasmos, this is so accurate. Even the nymphs weren't very nice to him sometimes. I mean, they named him "Gnarl" because apparently his face looked like gnarled wood. That's pretty harsh...but at least they didn't try to kill him, which is what other satyrs did when they encountered him. Erasmos was laughed at and bullied out of revels. He was shunned from society because of his face, and over time this robbed him of all his confidence and faith in other people. His personality turned nasty. He hid away from others. And of course, when he tried to forge his own monster sex slaves friends, that ended up backfiring on him and making everything worse. This dude never stood a chance at life.

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I saw a curious exchange of "how to translate 'pardon my french' into Spanish" and there were different solutions coming from different countries, let me show you a couple:

Me van a disculpar el lenguaje florido pero

Hablando mal y pronto

Option number 1 sounds very polite but it already has a strong difference with the English one: "you *will* excuse [my language]". It feels like a threat, which more or less is the same as in English. In Spanish I'm not asking for forgiveness, you are forced to accept what I say. Technically in English it's the same thing, the insult is coming anyways, but I apologise in advance, whereas in Spanish, it's just a warning.

Now, "Hablando mal y pronto" is not even an excuse to be polite. It literally means "Speaking badly and quickly" and it's usually used AFTER the bad words have been said. "Me suda la polla, hablando mal y pronto" [Literally: It makes my dick sweat, speaking badly and quickly - Translation: I don't give a shit, if you'll pardon my french].

You could think that this second option is not a good translation because it doesn't convey exactly the same meaning, but there are cultural differences to note. Particularly: some Spanish speaking countries use a lot of slang, insults and swearing in everyday language to the point that it's not perceived as unpolite or aggressive. It's just a way of expressing yourself and nobody will take offense. And if somebody takes offense, it's their problem, why do they care more about the superficial words than they care about the intent or the message itself?

In English, and particularly in the US, swearing is really frowned upon. Look at all the tv shows, series and films that censor swearing. I have never seen that in European tv or many Spanish speaking shows either. I still remember when I watched Kitchen Nightmares US edition (I knew the Spanish version first) and people stopped Ramsey to tell him to watch his language. They literally didn't listen to him or got distracted or offended by his swearing to the point of changing the conversation. That has never happened in the Spanish version where swearing is all over the place. Nobody in their right mind would use swearing as a form of shifting the conversation or ignore what's being said, people would call you out if you do. Nobody really notices the swearing in Spanish.

So here the decision to make between this two option is do I want to be closer to the original language and culture or do I want to get closer to the meta language and culture? What fits better in this context?

[artisticvillain]

hola 👋 buenos dias y feliz casi verano, mi ingles no es perfecto pero tratare de ser claro

It may not be important but I would like to know if they would like an MC with this look, I hope you don't mind

My MC has long red hair down to just below her hips, she has very fair skin that is a little but not too delicate in the sun, she has soft pink eyes, a virgin, she is respectful and very appreciative and sees the bright side of people, she is about 160 cm tall, thin and always has a peak of problems with her bust since it is a bit tiring for her back since they are a bit big

Would you like an MC like that?

Sorry if I wrote a lot, I just wanted to do ships fanarts with my oc, I hope 🙏 you give me permission, it was just so I could know, I hope you're not bored and have a nice afternoon

Heyy heyy! Of course I don't mind. And let's forget about the boys for a second because I LOVE your MC helloooo??

They don't mind physical appearances, however, Dia would LOVE your MC. He would basically worship her. Your OC is absolutely his type. And to think that she is very appreciative? Dia won't let her go, be careful!

Riley would also like your MC since she is respectful and has a good personality. Because Riley mostly cares about respecting each other so I think he would like your OC.

Leon loves long hair! He would play with your OC's hair and braid it from time to time~ He might also try to use her as an armrest. Tell him off and you should be fine. (He likes playful poeple more but that doesn't mean he woudln't like your MC. And since he was trying to resurrect his past lover, he might not love her at first. But after some time, he would follow her like a puppy. :p )

Yoru would take care of your MC so well, like she is fragile. He would also try to help her with her bust problem. Not sure how much of a help he can be tho. Oh and he loves red hair so your OC is in luck! -if you like Yoru-

And yes, please do you have my full permission to do ship fanarts with your oc. In fact, I'd really love that. If you do it and post it please tag me so I can see it now I'm very curious :) And I hope you'll have a good day too!

[lettersfromthecatcave]

There is no such thing as job security.

I say this to people who might be locked in a job just because it is safe, it is okay and it is stable. If you are in your 30s and you are working a job for the pension/retirement... please, don't do yourself a disservice.

If I didn't leave my government job (because my Dad says it is stable, it has sure pension, I can "honda"), I would not have discovered just how much more I deserve. I am not saying that's wrong... especially I was bound by "stable" jobs then because I had bills to pay, but I would have stayed miserable and just getting by if I didn't leave. I know I say this with a place of privilege, some people can't do that, pero kasi, ako din naman. Dati, I was living paycheck to paycheck, no savings, nothing. Add the fact that I've put it upon myself na ako na ang bahala sa healthcard ng parents ko. Pero kasi, you can take calculated risks naman. Quick tips:

Tiisin mo while looking for another job. Once confirmed ka na okay yun lilipatan mo, benefits, culture and all, saka ka magresign.

Find side jobs that you can do after work. It doesn't need to pay much, as long as it can address some bills. Ako kapag may "want" ako, I try to make my side jobs pay for that.

Live way below your means. Seryoso. No amount of salary, kahit super laki pa yan, could sustain you if mas madami ang nalabas kaysa sa napasok. I learned this from one of my previous bosses na baon sa utang kahit na ang laki ng sweldo nya buwan buwan.

Invest on yourself. Try to learn new things or new skills. Hindi naman kelangan masteral agad, like start on LinkedIn free courses or Coursera free courses. Or, it doesn't have to be the work technical learnings, but maybe learn how to make good coffee, knit, etc... any skill could be monetized, I think.

Wala lang. Chumichika ako dito because my Dad is sort of putting my decision down because I decided to leave my current work (financial markets, EHS & BCP Manager for Philippines) for a contract work (known streaming site, EHS Coordinator for APAC). Alam niyo yun super hirap na nga nun decision na yun for me because I was brought up with the mindset nga na don ka sa stable, don ka sa government (my Dad was disappointed when I left the government back then)... tapos takot pa ako sa adjustments na naman... tapos parang he is questioning my decision.

Pinaninindigan ko naman. This is what I need to do now so I can save a lot for windfall and for our farmhouse goals. Wala eh... masaya naman magtrabaho pero I don't want to keep working until I am 40. Kaya I took this on. Saka, sa totoo lang, I am really feeling that this is the Universe's way of easing me into consultation mindset. Contract lang din yun eh, hindi ka employee nila. Kasi sabay netong work opportunity na to (na hindi ko hinanap, btw, I was head hunted) yung mga side jobs like being a dissertation consultant and all my engagements with UP as a resource speaker, preceptor. Feeling ko talaga eto na yun pinto papunta sa goals ko naman talaga na I get to work at home, at my own time, output based. God has never forsaken me ever with His plans naman. Always, all the great companies I've worked for, they came when I wasn't looking. So far, ganon eh. Nadating lang. At sobrang thankful ko actually sa contract na ito kasi they gave in to my demands, like full remote, HMO for my parents, etc.

Ayun, siguro, this started with my resentment na naman sa negative tokis ng Dad ko... but I am ending it with a positive outlook. Wala naman sigurado. Job security is a myth, we witnessed that during the pandemic. But, who I am and what I am capable of would not change wherever I am. My purpose is not on one company or one role, but really, just in creating health and safe workplaces for all.

I have everything I need within me to be successful. I am abundant in love, in peace, in opportunities and in finances... and I am accepting more abundance so I can share it to more people. God knows that I say that with full honesty, the more blessing I get, the more I get to share with others.

The coming months and years would bring me to my most successful era. What is success? A farm house with my small family, cats, a pick-up truck, surrounded by nature... and still doing what I do best, only this time, I do it because I want to. Not for money, not for titles, but for the sole purpose that it brings me joy.

[aoyama-division]

Luis's Thoughts on Shizuoka Division

Hojo Kanon

"...Another former scientist for Chuohku. You know, with so many people either leaving or being killed off, you'd think that would cause Chuohku to wake up and start making some changes. But no, they're content to still do things the same way." Luis shakes his head, a lit cigarette in his mouth.

"But anyway, this woman reminds me a lot of Okada-san from Shinagawa, along with a bit of that Russian scientist woman from Minato. If you asked me who was the worst out of the three of them, I couldn't answer you. ...At least not without lying."

Aichi Reika

"...I suppose you've already heard from Tomi that this woman used to live here in Aoyama? Well, it's true. I never thought she'd have the guts to kill her own spouse. That's honestly something I could see either of my parents doing. It's sad to think that I can actually see that occurring..." Luis mumbles something before lighting another cigarette.

"But anyway, when I heard she got kicked out of Aoyama, I wasn't really surprised. But something told me this wasn't the last we'd all seen of her. A woman like her doesn't stay down easily. ...And what do you know? I was right."

Kito Sakura

Luis glares harshly at Kito's photo before lighting the thing on fire, and using it as a match to light another cigarette. He looks at the screen, a glare still on his face. "I never thought I'd find a woman who I could possibly despise more than that CEO from Shinagawa. And let me state now for the record, I do still hate her. A lot. But this isn't about her.

"This puta perra has been harassing shopkeepers and restaurant owners all across Japan. At least Samatoki and his ilk stick to Yokohama, but this guarra actually had the gall to try to force me to try to pay protection money! I told her goons to get the hell out of my store while they can still walk. They muttered some threat, but I wasn't paying attention.

"A week later, one of my best cooks landed in the hospital with a broken leg and arm! I wasn't stupid. I knew who was behind this, but I didn't do anything. If that was all she'd done, that wouldn't have been so bad. But one day, after I was coming back from shopping, I saw that perra's escuadrón de matones harassing my Abuela!" Luis chomps hard on his cigarette.

"At that point, all I could see was red, and the next thing I knew, those bastardos were lying in pools of their own blood. I didn't see hide nor hair of them after that, but if you think I've forgiven this perra or her brood for what they've done, you are sadly mistaken. I do not care what you do to me. If you have a grudge against me, fine." The chef then glares heavily at the screen, his face turning red as he starts speaking in Spanish to illustrate how serious he is.

"Pero si te atreves a amenazar o hacer daño a mi abuela, ¡te mostraré un lado del infierno que ni siquiera el Diablo, él mismo, ha visto!"

Silent Tragedy

"I don't really care about facing this team, though I won't run away from a fight if that's what they want. ...But if we do get a chance to face them, I'm going to show Miss Renegade what happens when you mess with my family. I don't know what her situation is, and I don't care. You got family issues, that's your problem, but you will not, and I mean, will not, threaten mine!" Luis then stomps on a cigarette as he departs from view.

[issick]

Hey, fue un día movido ayer, jaja, los leaks ya no están en mi perfil porque el capítulo sale pronto y no es respetuoso andar filtrando cosas por ahí.

Me disculpo por eso.

Pero hay un montón de contenido, fanfics y fanarts que están nadando aquí en la plataforma, análisis y demás. Yo misma tengo un fanfic que estoy planeando terminar pronto.

Estoy dejando una parte por aquí, para disculparme por quitar lo anterior (y por ponerlo, jaaj)

Desde su lado de la habitación, Kagi puede escuchar cómo Hirano respira más fuerte. Y no sabe si fue porque lo descubrió, o si de verdad se está quedando dormido. A Kagi le toma tiempo para formular el resto de cosas que quiere decir sin que suene acusatorio, para evitar que Hirano se ponga a la defensiva. Pero Hirano contesta primero. —No es verdad —reacciona, a la defensiva—, he estado como siempre. Ya vete a dormir. Mañana tienes práctica. Kagiura sabe que Hirano a veces puede ponerse difícil, pero no es nada que no haya visto antes, por lo que lo ignora y sigue con lo que se propuso. Demostrarle a Hirano que se preocupa por él. —Me miras mucho a veces —no quiere echárselo en cara, porque no tiene nada de malo y a Kagi le gusta mucho que lo haga, pero necesita llegar a un punto. Igual agrega:—, digo, no es que me moleste, puedes seguirlo haciendo si quieres —no, asi no, te estás desviando—, m-me refiero a que cuando lo haces parece que tú mente no está aquí, y yo-... Kagiura suspira y admite que es difícil decirle estas cosas a Hirano, lo pone nervioso no escuchar nada de parte del rubio, y tiene que agarrar valor para terminar. —Yo solo quiero decir que, no tienes que contarme nada si no quieres —respira Akira, tu puedes—, pero sabes que somos amigos y-... Estoy aquí, para lo que necesites.

En inglés también:

From his side of the room, Kagi can hear Hirano breathing harder. And he doesn't know if it was because he discovered it, or if he's really falling asleep. It takes time to formulate the rest of the things he wants to say without him sounding accusatory, to prevent Hirano from getting defensive. But Hirano answers first. "It's not true," he reacts, defensively, "I've been the same as always. Go to sleep now. Tomorrow you have practice." Kagiura knows that Hirano can be difficult sometimes, but it's nothing he hasn't seen before, so he ignores him and continues with what he set out to do. Show Hirano that he cares about him. "You look at me a lot sometimes" he doesn't want to blame it, because there's nothing wrong about it and Kagi really likes it when he does it, but he needs to get to a point. He adds: "I mean, it doesn't bother me, you can keep doing it if you want" no, not like that, you're getting sidetracked" I mean, when you do it it seems like your mind is not here, and I-. .. Kagiura sighs and admits that it is difficult to say these things to Hirano, it makes him nervous not to hear anything from the blonde, and he has to gather courage to finish. "I just want to say that, you don't have to tell me anything if you don't want to," Akira breathes, you can, "but you know we are friends and-... I'm here, for whatever you need."

(dios, traducir un párrafo completo es tan difícil, perdón si algo no tiene sentido, yo hablo mayormente en español, ajajaj)

Toma esto como un intercambio, jaja, por lo de ayer, pronto lo estaré subiendo completo (en español, jaja)

[didishawn]

Dumb boy (Gavi x Reader)

Warnings: Gavi is an asshole to you because he hasn't grown up from his kindergarten-like flirting phase, still an asshole, you don't take his shit, he goes too far with his comments, enemies that somehow are still together after so many years, angst, not a good ending at all unless anyone wants a second part, I actually love Gavi even if by the nature of this fic it doesn't seem so, lots of Spanish

Masterlist

Pablo Martín Páez Gavira is the name of the boy you hate the most, unfortunately, it seems that your destiny will always be next to him.

You were kids when you met, age four and in the same class back in your hometown, he spent his days pulling on your pigtails and making fun of you. You shared the same classes and friends but never truly got along.

Unfortunately your parents did get along, becoming fast friends and with the ages, you two were forced multiple times to hang out.

You were most exited when you found out Gavi was moving to Barcelona, even if you unlike the others didn't quite see his talent, you were glad he was supposedly good enough for Barça.

Your joy didn't last long, though, as a couple weeks later your father too informed you of you family moving to the very same city.

You cheered yourself up by thinking maybe everything wouldn't be that bad, with Gavi in La Masía and you on your own school. But of course nothing ever goes good for you, with your parents still into forcing you two to hang out and you eventually meeting some of Gavi's teammates and friendships being formed.

"¿Qué pasa entre Gavi y tú que se odian tanto?" one of the boys, Ansu asks you one day. (what's the matter between you and Gavi that makes you both hate each other so much?)

"Es un idiota ese amigo tuyo, parece que no tiene nada más que hacer que molestarme" (that friend of yours is an idiot, has nothing better to do than bother me)

Ansu makes sure to keep that information on mind for later times, even if he has personally never seen Gavi being as bad as his usual self towards you.

It isn't until some years pass that he realises how cruel his friend can be when it comes to you.

Gavi has just debuted on the first team, a reason to celebrate. Not for you, but it was just your luck you both end up in the same house party, him with his teammates, you with a couple friends, inicially only approaching each other so you can greet everyone but him.

You are dressed in a short red dress, so tight it leaves nothing to imagination, that your friends forced you into.

"No puedes seguir llorando por el gilipollas ese. Tienes que salir y olvidarte de él por completo" one of them told you, her phylosophy on life is to go out partying to forget any broken hearts. (you can't keep crying for that idiot. You, have to go out, and completely forgey him)

Broken hearts like yours after that douchebag you used to call your boyfriend, the one you had been dating for year and a half, decided to cheat on you out of nowhere.

The boys, the ones you know and are friends with are quick to compliment you on you, appearance, making you blush, meanwhile Gavi rolls his eyes and glares at you. He looks you up and down, he hasn't uttered a word yet, he lets out a mean laugh.

"Ahora entiendo por qué el gilipollas ese te puso los cuernos" (now I understand why that asshole cheated on you)

All of you are wide eyed as you turn to him "¿Perdona?" (excuse me?)

"¿Me estás diciendo que no te parece normal que te pongan los cuernos cuando tú básicamente vas por ahí vestida como una puta? Probablemente tú hiciste lo mismo con él" (you are telling me you don't find it normal for him to cheat on you when you go out dressing like a whore? You probably did the very same thing)

"¿Pero que dices, payaso?" Ansu yells at him, hitting him on the back of the head, Pedri too glares at him. (the fuck are you saying, you clown?)

"¿Ustedes no piensan lo mismo? Por favor, poco más y lleva un cartel con: follame en la frente. Como si alguien fuese a querer con ella" (don't you both think the same? Please, she is one step away from having a sign with: fuck me on her forehead. As if someone would ever want something with her)

"¿Se puede saber cuál es tu puto problema?" you finally manage to say, trying your best to contain your tears. (what the fuck is your problem?)

"Ay, por favor, no te hagas la tonta. Es normal que el tipo ese te engañara, no entiendo ni como aguanto tenerte tan cerca durante tanto tiempo, si es que eres insoportable y tampoco gran cosa" (oh please, don't play dumb. It's normal that the guy cheated on you, I can't ever understand how he lasted that long with you near him, you are insufferable and your looks aren't good either)

Before Gavi has time to realise, his head is tilted sideways and there is a sting in his cheek, you are pushing against his shoulder, and run straight into the bathroom. He receives another push, this time from Ansu as he glares furiously at him, Pedri too looks disappointed.

"¿Se puede saber que coño te pasa?" Pedri shouts at him, his jaw is clenched, so is Gavi's. (care to tell us what the fuck is wrong with you?)

"No necesitáis defenderla para que se os abra de piernas, probablemente ya está ahí dentro esperandoos a ambos" (you don't have to defend her to get her legs wide open, she is probably waiting for you both already)

That night, Gavi arrives home with a purple eye given to him by Ansu Fati.

You two don't see each other in a long while, he believes you to be avoiding him, it bothers him. Meanwhile, you are glad your parents no longer make you hang out with him.

A month or two have gone by before you have to face him again, it's your father's birthday, his best friend is Gavi's dad, and of course they force the asshole to come too. You ignore him, and it annoys him a lot.

He manages to catch you when you try to sneak upstairs into your room.

"He visto que te has hecho muy amiga de Ansu, ¿o capaz algo más?" (I have seen you and Ansu are really good friends now, or perhaps something more?)

"¿De verdad vienes otra vez a tocarme la polla? ¿No te basto el otro día? Déjame en paz, Gavi, olvídate de mi existencia como yo estoy intentando hacer contigo" (you seriously come again to fuck with me? Didn't you have enough the other day? Leave me alone, Gavi, forget about my existence like I am trying to do with yours)

Gavi's usual stone cold gaze when he watches turns soft, sad "Yo no quiero olvidarme de tu existencia, me gustan las cosas como están ahora" (I don't want to forget about you, I like things like they are now)

"¿Tú haciéndome la vida imposible y dejándome en claro lo horrible que soy? Paso" (you making my life impossible and making it clear how horrible I am? Hard pass)

"Esto es lo nuestro, y/n, yo jodiendote y tu picandote, nuestro juego" (this is our thing, y/n, I bothering you and you hating it, our game)

"No, Gavi, este eres tú siendo un gilipollas y odiandome sin ningún motivo" (no, Gavi, this is you being an asshole and hating me without a motive)

You try to leave, he stops you.

"No te odio" (I don't hate you)

"Si, claro" (yeah, right)

"Me gustas, y/n, ¿tan difícil es de comprender?" (I like you, y/n, is it that hard to understand?)

You are incredulous as you watch him, you tear your arm from his hold.

"¿De verdad me estás diciendo que me has tratado como auténtica mierda porque eres un gilipollas con edad mental de niño de tres años? ¿Te piensas que por joderme la vida me ibas a gustar?" (are you seriously telling me you have treated me as if I were shit because you are an idiot with the mental capacity of a three-year-old? You really think that ruining my life would make me like you?)

Gavi knows it's a dumb thing to do, but still does.

"Escúchame bien, tú nunca me vas a gustar, así que olvídate de mi, Gavi. Si de verdad te pensabas que iba a ser una historia donde yo soy la tonta y te perdono años de acoso estás bien equivocado" (listen to me clearly, I will never like you, so forget about me, Gavi. If you really thought this would be one of those stories with me as the dumb main character that forgives you after all this bullying, you are so wrong)

"Haré lo que sea para que me perdones, pero por favor, no me saques de tu vida" (I will do whatever you wish me to so you forgive me, but please let me stay in your life)

"Ya es tarde, te digo que te olvides de mi, cualquier mierda que se te ocurra no será bastante" (it's too late, forget about me I tell you, any shitty idea you have won't be enough)

You do leave this time, leaving a broken boy chastising himself over his stupidity all throughout the years. He understands you hating him, he does too.

Part 2 (Bad ending for Gavi)

Part 2 (Good ending for Gavi)

[dianight]

While the spanish language lacks widely used neutral pronouns the way english does (they) there's a new level of fuckery if you want to avoid misgendering people (or yourself) that english does not have.

I've gotten extremely creative over the years in order to avoid any gendered adjectives but it's affected how I speak, aka sometimes I say weird shit. Anything I say has a certain air of vagueness because I could use a single word or I could just add fluff to avoid it (ocupada -> haciendo cosas p.ej.).

Some people I know are using ella/elle but it's always seemed a bit... useless(?) since no one (not even themselves) use elle with any consistency. I do like neutral "e" forms, such as todes instead of todos/todas since it does flow really well even if it's not used a lot. Personally I use colega a lot as a gender neutral addresing-some-rando term or equipo/clase for groups depending on circumstances.

One ocurrence I've observed over the years is people who don't speak english as their first language listing their pronouns in their first language and then getting shat on for it. There's a very anglocentric talk (I do not like using the word discourse) about pronouns, extremely centered on he/she/they and sometimes it or neopronouns. I've never heard out loud and don't know how one pronounces ze, xer, xir and such. This might be a bit rude but I also do not see the what the point of them is; this comes from a "english does not have gendered adjectives" starting point and I'm trying to draw a comparison to spanish here.

Let's say a person who uses he/she, as an example. If that person were speaking spanish I'd assume he'd go by él/ella. But. What about every single adjective that he uses for herself? Ella es muy apuesto? Él es muy guapa? (Let's imagine a good looking person) These are grammatically incorrect even if the meaning is pretty clear. What about when some friends ask her if he wants to go to a party? La invitamos pero está ocupado? Lo invitamos pero está ocupada?

I could go on with examples like that. The point here is that spanish is a more gendered language and things get a bit confusing if we were applying english rules. Now this might(!) be a me thing, perhaps if more people spoke like that and more people had different sets of pronouns it wouldn't "sound" weird/incorrect.

There's also the whole issue with non binary people. Which. I mean. You can say persona no binaria and be done with it. But I've seen the no binario/no binaria distiction and it's like. What's the point then.

Anyway when talking about myself I use una persona, una mujer, o una charlina (for friends) even which is a very old joke that no longer makes any sense whatsoever. In english one might use she or if you are feeling particularly shy they. I don't like being it'd since I'm not a creature, object and/or maid (although I could play the part). Even though I'm also a goddess there is no need to be overly polite, I still have a human body.

I don't know where I was going with this but it started because I got fed up with seeing anglocentric pronoun shit and some user getting hatemail for their nonenglish pronouns.

I can elaborate (never debate) if some of this (or all of it) doesn't make sense.

[darlingpwease]

Adjskdsnk ur right, I should've thought this through– I'll take responsibility for them(?) and take a ton of jobs /j

Both!!

It's a surreal circle!! /j

I'm flattered, my dear <333 makes me really happy to hear that!!!

:O really?? Well I'm curious now!! I'll happily wait until u can think of a way /t /pos

AH, really??

Dove ur really too amazing and sweet <333 I'm so happy to hear that!! (〃^∇^)ﾉ /gen

But wouldn't that be a hassle for you?? I feel like that would just be much more work than you need

Aawwww ily bubba <333

Oh! Okay,,, I'll try to make them look less intimidating in the future then (idk exactly how but I'll try /gen)

Mi amor, eres demasiado bueno. Voy a morder si quieres <33 /t /hgen

Me alabas más que suficiente ¡Necesito elogiarte más, en mi opinión!

¡¿Solo una opción?! ...Pero puedo quedarme, no me importa. /t

¡Si, si! Ya tengo mi caja, solo necesito entrar en esa caja.

-panna cotta

as you should!!! take responsibility for all these written-babies and make sure that there will be even more of them & not try to run away from us!!! </333 it would be very mean to these innocent tiny (and not only) things!!! /j /t

you can always hide in my arms, мой ягодный<333 /pos

perhaps... this circle was generated by the surrealism of what is happening??? oh gosh— /j

absolutely, dear <3

this is not the first time I need to think about your you — and I don't like this trend; sometimes it seems as if one day you will send me a message and I will answer "I will do it later" because I just can't think of an answer shdgshdhhdhd.

I mean, you know, I have a lot of thoughts, but they are so confusing and complex in composition (for example, about "it's so sweet that my teeth hurt") that I just can't physically reduce them and I'm embarrassed that I'll be weird with them </3

like, you know, if I were a tooth fairy, I wouldn't take this tooth and make them always hurt so you'd be careful with your sweet and charming behavior towards me, I have a weak heart for cuties and you're a cutie!!! </3333 /pos /hj

you would do me a favor if you agreed, to be honest, since this is a new blog and it's very new, so moderate activity would convince tumblr that this blog is not a bot and it doesn't need to be shadowbanned </3 on the other hand, you would see many awkward sides like blog settings or how I will move posts back and forth to arrange it normally & it is less than a week old, so posts will not be shown in the general feed—

it would be convenient for me to throw posts with ideas/works here as a screenshot or text, while we could communicate there if you have any concerns about other readers. it's not too long — I often throw works back and forth until I figure out where to place them better, so it's not really a problem.

on the other hand HAHA you can catch a blog with darker works there, since I wanted to use it to save if I really like the post, because I already really like what I have </33333

however, it doesn't sound very convenient for you? I mean, tracking one blog for works/ideas/other interactions and a second blog just for us sounds a bit draining. of course, if you plan to stay with me, you will show up there anyway, since I want to leave this blog if there are too many of us, but until that happens, we can continue here <3 whatever is more convenient for you, my my♡

i love you too, sweetest cotta <3

you don't need to!!! I like it anyway (especially since it's now my favorite message so I'll only be glad to get more of the same, you were very prettyfull <3333 /pos /ht)

ох ох ох, ты просто хочешь чтобы я сказала это вслух, не так ли? ты просто хочешь, чтобы эта искренняя кроха сказала в слух что им понравится если ты укусишь их </3 как подло с твоей стороны, дорогой, учитывая что ты уже знаешь ответ и он не отрицателный. поговори со мной ласково и я соглашусь на что угодно, тебе необязательно вести себя как джентельменский лис-соблазнитель /t /pos

хехехе, ну если ты настаиваешь.... /t /<3

моя голубушка, какой ужас, ты совсем не жадный!!! ты совсем не жадный или ты не заинтересованный достаточно, и я не знаю, что из этого хуже </333 /t /hj

конечно, мой ласковый, конечно; ты скоро окажешься в своей симпатичной коробке и все будет хорошо. самое место для такой очаровательной милашки как ты это и есть милая удобная коробка, в которой есть все необходимое, верно? она большая и тихая, так что тебе будет хорошо в ней <3333 /pos /affectionate

[hela2romantikos]

09 19

me aterra que pasó un terremoto cuando leíste mi mensaje. me aterra porque me parece el opuesto de nuestra metáfora de una relación de montaña. me da miedo una coincidencia así. hay veces cuando lo externo y lo interno se expresan al mismo tiempo.

me siento con muchas ganas de decirte algo pero no se bien que es. todo el mar de sentimientos que tenía por ti me flota en mi alrededor, me sigue, llena todo con un sentimiento fuerte de ausencia. todo eso es muy normal, pero permítame pensar lo de nosotros extraordinario. hay una riqueza de sentir que nunca me había pasado, y mucho mas.. y todo esto lo hemos dicho muchas veces siento yo. honestamente pasaba un mes y media con ganas muy fuertes de matarme. te lo puedo compartir ahora porque ya me ha pasado. lo fantaseaba y pensaba constantemente en ello. im not sharing this for a specific reason, maybe for a few vague ones. the first is that looking back on it, the fact that i have made it through those months is actually something of a miracle. i had impulses and something really terrible could have happened, nothing did, im still alive. im sure it wasn't less difficult for you. de cierta manera me siento muy cambiado, en los últimos 3 meses me han pasado terremotos y huracanes y ya ese terreno emocional no parece nada como antes. no es que todo sea muy calmado, pero si siento que puedo pensar ahora sin la influencia de una pasión muy fuerte y peligrosa.

me digo de vez en cuando como hey jared ur still alive ur still alive!! live!live! tho i still feel like i am putting back a destroyed town that is me after a natural disaster, piece by piece, day by day.. with this idea in mind everything that happens to me is all of a sudden really valuable. even a conversation with a really superficial person lets say, you learn what you don't want and why by listening to your discomfort. . . there is something even more interesting i've learned, and it is that a really pure and kind person to a certain extreme can also be offensive. i understand why it can be hard to respect people that don't seem to have developed some kind of a protective shell, that show their intimate self and secrets with any that come by. it's been on my mind, and for many reasons i fished it out of that audio you sent me.. i was really angry, i still feel that its too specific, its hard to believe you weren't trying to say something about me. i have always trusted your word. i want to ask, is it true what you are saying to me? you put that just out of curiosity, just to share?

i also think, if you are telling the truth, my messages might have been much more hurtful. but.. to get to the point to think that we might not talk anymore seems to really go against everything i have already expressed to you since the last time we actually saw each other. all those feelings are true, all those little hopes, all that willingness to do many many things to fight for something that means so much to me. i don't know, i will never accept to end things on this kind of tone of hate. i don't hate you. i know that you don't hate me. what actually happened last night im not sure, i was sensitive, it was a hard day, i reacted really strong. at the same time i simply can't be a target for your anger on here, its too much for me, it would be too masochistic as well to keep communicating if you write me in that kind of way.. there are limits i have and, for example, if the way i perceived that trickster message was the truth, you would have crossed one for me.

i actually love you very very much, in any case. even if u decided to just hate me, or me hate you, i would still love you very much. where is all that love going to go?? it floats around confused and follows me everywhere. its a strange lost cloud of emotions that fills me and doesn't know where to go.

soon i will go to armenia. i plan to read and write and think a lot. maybe could be a good time to talk about many things on here. i won't be saying any more to hurt you, okay? try not too either, i mean, take care of your words.

[hoedameron]

but before i go looking in the tags, let’s talk about my latest gifsets!

what a worker bee i was both yesterday and today with prodigal son AND loki <3 never have i created so many gifs in a short amount of time it’s a damn miracle that my photoshop didn’t straight up cough up blood and keel over. alas, us bitches are stronger than that! if this post gets flagged because of the scenes i included....that would just mean that i made the right decision to exclude those scenes ajsdksajkldsa

malcolm stabbing martin

when the episode finally downloaded, i took a peek at the ending before it aired to see how it all ends (just in case it doesn’t get renewed </3). GOSH, was i just in a TIZZY when i saw this happen and i couldn’t tell my dad what i saw because we were straight up watching the show as it aired. anyways, keeping my secret knowledge, i got to work on making this gifset. i missed a huge chunk of the episode bc it took me over TWO hours to make the six gif set. i was really torn on the “artistic” approach aka which scene to gif and which to leave out. because i saw the ending before anything else, i couldn’t play it out loud and i didn’t have my headphones to listen so i was like FREE FORMING THE SUBTITLES. plus the captions weren’t synced up so it was really hard to decipher what was being said :( 

i really thought i would be able to create the set before 9 but i was running into unforeseen issues such as the subtitle problem, which on top of that, like i said earlier, my photoshop is c/racked and janky so....you catch my drift. i was actually going to gif the bisexual moment in the cafe which i think would’ve been MUCH easier but i jumped the gun and wanted to make the gifs of the shocking ending. funny part about that is the shocking part wasn’t even included in my set (malcolm driving the knife into martin) because i felt like the scene was too short...anyways, let’s talk about the positives:

i really do like the coloring of this one. i used a psd that i’ve used before and luckily it’s meant for outdoor scenes with greenery so the gif really popped. sharpening, buddy ole pal, love you sm. the caption was kinda last minute but i hoped to save it with the gradient. cropping was a bitch because for some reason, it takes forever when you’ve made multiple gifs beforehand (cache innit) pero we pulled through! i actually started not saving the psd files to try and save time which is very unusual for me pero i was getting frustrated with photoshop so i was like y’know what....so i just gave up entirely and stopped saving. i do save when i’m taking my time but jeez, it’s a bad habit. i like saving the psd file because i never know if there is a mistake i missed in post and when i go to publish it, it’s blatant and it needs to be fixed. please, save your psd files idc if it takes up space u can just delete them later. IT HELPS !! TRUST ME!!

first & “last” appearance

i actually premade gifs for this gifset! unfortunately, i didn’t realize that three of the five gifs were the wrong size (pictured above) because i flipped the ratio. instead of 268 x 250, i made them 250 x 268. i don’t know HOW i managed to fuck that up but luckily i saved the psd files (wink, wink) so the coloring was still intact. i think i had to restart photoshop or it was getting too late so i picked it back up in the morning. sucks that i had to remake the entire gif from scratch but we will take some wins xx

coloring is the same with the previous gifset (listen....it’s a good coloring) and i actually did have an alternative coloring that was very warm pero i didn’t end up using it. almost melted the two with the “last” appearance of gil but ultimately didn’t go through with it. also i was thinking of using baby malcolm as the first appearance because technically, that IS his first appearance in the show but i was like...just use adult malcolm lol. also i know that scene of dani isn’t the “first” but the first scene she has goes really quick and she is planked by gil so there isn’t much of a solo (even though this scene isn’t much of a solo either pero it’s better than the former). the lighting is weird in this episode and my coloring tried their best :/ i know gifmakers make each gif a diff coloring pero i’m lazy okay and looking to be time effiencent. another slight tangent is that i actually queued the post for the morning but since i woke up to a storm, i was like, i’m here so i’ll publish it myself.

other than that...i didn’t run into any other problem. i was actually hesitant to make the caption that because i wasn’t sure how to really describe the team. i have poor memory so if there was ever an official name, i do not remember it. i did a quick google search pero it turned up nothing. i stuck with “dream team” because, well, that’s what they are. plus i didn’t want to tarnish the gifset with any mentions of p/olice (i was thinking about putting sumn along the lines of ‘the nypd team’) so DREAM TEAM IT IS because it’s true! you cannot have the show without these five! also, i should’ve used quotations on “last” because there is a bunch of talk about a renewal pero...just in case... sorry y’all :/

odinson brothers parallels

this was made in the spur of the moment. i saw that the teaser trailer with shirtless loki dropped in hd, i came A-RUNNING! it was posted like 47 minutes after the fact and i was like...somebody probably already made a gifset of the scene so i was like...gosh, to make the gifset or not all the while i was trying to download the video. trying because again, this was in the middle of a storm so my wifi was acting up and wasn’t at its strongest (whatever that may be). so i was getting frustrated because neither cc nor 4kdownloader was downloading this small one minute clip. that’s when i knew i was gonna be too late to make the loki gifset so i was like whatever ig...

then i had an idea.

i love parallels so luckily it hit me that this paralleled with thor and how his hair got chopped off. so, i knew i had ragnarok downloaded and got to work <3 wasn’t sure what dimensions to use so i went with 268 x 268 to make perfect squares. because the loki scene was short, i could only make three so i was like..okay, i can work with this. three for loki, three for thor, they’re brothers and they share! i wasn’t planning to add subtitles but i had written them down for the plain gifset so i was like alright, we’re going all in. i didn’t take that long to make since again, they’re small gifs and i did have a coloring in mind that i always use for ragnarok (it’s my fave for non-marvel edits as well). there was a slight adjustment to the final loki gif because i realized the gif had that dark fade into the scene which i didn’t know if it was an artistic choice for the show itself or was added for the trailer only (it happens when companies cut a bunch of scenes together and it’s not at all how it actually plays out). i didn’t want to take any chances so i cut those parts out. i know the gifs are short on the loki side pero...that’s just how it is in show business.

thank you so much for listening and hearing me out! i like discussing my work and i try to have pride in them even if the numbers don’t reflect what i hope they would. either way, still learning, still growing, still thinking about buying p.s. like deadass this shit is RIDICULOUS -_- imagine opening up ps and like...it opens up in less than two minutes...shivers

[ayamethewitch]

Encanto: Dating Bruno Madrigal would include/ Tener una relacion con Bruno Madrigal incluiria.

(Neutral s/o) (English/Español)

REMEMBER THAT REQUEST ARE OPEN/ RECUERDEN QUE LOS PEDIDOS ESTÁN ABIERTOS.

Warning: Little mention of sex, but nothing so spicy or explicit/ Advertencia: Pequeña mension de sexo, pero nada muy picante o explicito.

English

•First, he was really nervous when he started to have feelings for you. Because he is shy and spent a lot of time without feeling the love.

•But you two started to be very close, so he started to feel more confident to tell how he feels.

—Y/N, i...I love you...did you think you feel the same?—he says a little bit scared.

•And of course you feel the same, so, you two started a relationship.

•He loves physical contact, so he's very often holding your hand, with his head on your shoulder, hugging you and giving you kisses.

•He's kisses are very clumsy at the beginning but then, he gets more practice. So then, they turn so much sweet, slowly, and full of love.

•If you are small, he's always doing the thing of hugging you from behind and then, starting walking without breaking the hug. You started to walk slowly, but very close to each other.

•Also, he made for you a lot of gifts, like draws, bracelets, letters telling you how much he loves you, and even a necklace made with macarons.

•His rats love you so much

•When you two started sleeping together (non in a sexual way) he was very nervous, even when you two don't gonna have "that".

—"It's... it's okay if I hug you I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable...

And then, you kiss him and hug him.

He just calm, and then, he falls asleep very happy with you.

•Now, if he sees you naked, or semi-naked he's gonna scream, maybe fainted, and be very blush, like a tomato.

—Mi Vida..what are...yo...OH MY GOD—he says putting a blanket to hide his face

—Bruno, it's okay ¡don't worry!—you say laughing

Then, when you are dressed and he's calm.

—Mi Vida?

—Yeah?—you ask

—Your body is very bonito...muy bonito if I can be honest...

•But then with the time, he feels comfortable with the idea of you and him naked * you can leave your hat on started to sound, lol *

•He's very happy with you and everyone in the family notice that

You were helping Mirabel with something and Bruno was just looking at you.

—Just, look that Pepita...—say Felix laughing—mi cuñado está muy enamorado...

—Wh...what...—Bruno realize that he wasn't paying attention to them.

—Oh, don't worry hermanito, we can see how you get when you are with Y/N, so blush and romantic...

•One time you asked him to give you a vision, he wasn't convinced at all but then he say yes.

—What do you see?—you asked moving your head around the place, a vision started to appear.

—Well..oh..you are where, yeah! that's you and...oh..that's me...

—So cute...wait...what are we doing... it's that our clothes flying around the room...?

—Are you kissing my neck? I think we are in our bedroom and...OH MY GOD.

It was a really spicy vision.

—Bruno...

—Where we go, mi amor?

—TO PUT INTO PRACTICE YOUR VISION!

•Talking about sex, I think that he's very sweet, at the beginning he has not much practice, but with time, he started to learn everything that he likes and everything that you like, but still being sweet, and of course, he could turn a little flirtatious if you want.

•He's really happy with the idea of having a family, like kids, but only if you want.

•If you want to have kids, he's prepared to be the best dad ever! It could be by the option that you want more, like pregnancy, adoption, in vitro fertilization, etc!

•If you don't want to have kids, he's okay with that, he's already happy with his sisters, his nephews, and brothers-In-law.

•Fights are very rare, of course, this doesn't mean that you don't fight. But you two never have a big fight, maybe you two may not agree on something or something like that...

—You are not a freak...—you say holding his hand— you are the love of my love and wonderful men...

—I...I know...I just...you deserve someone better

—No, I don't want anyone but you..—you kiss his lips and smile— I love you, Bruno Madrigal, don't ever forget that...

•You two are a very cute couple 💖

Español

•El estaba nervioso cuando comenzo a tener sentimientos por ti, por que el es timido y paso mucho tiempo sin sentir amor.

•Pero ustedes dos comenzaron a ser muy cercanos y el a sentirse mas seguro acerca de lo que sentia.

—T/N...estoy enamorado de ti...¿crees que sientas lo mismo?—dice el un poco asustado.

•Y por supuesto tu te sentias de la misma forma asi que ustedes dos comienzan una relacion.

•El ama el contacto fisico asi que esta constantemente sosteniendo tu mano, con su cabeza en su hombro o dandote besos.

•Sus besos son algo torpes al comienzo, pero luego el adquiere mas practica. Entonces se vuelven mucho mas dulces, lentos y llenos de amor.

•Si eres de estatura baja, el siempre the abraza por detras y entonces comienzan a caminar juntos sin romper el abrazo. Los dos caminan lento pero muy cerca del otro.

•Ademas, el te hace un monton de regalos, como dibujos, bracaletes, cartas diciendote lo mucho que te ama e incluso un collar de macarrones.

•Sus ratas te aman mucho <3

•Cuando los dos comienzan a dormir juntos (no de manera sexual), el estaba nervioso aun cuando ustedes dos no iban a hacer "eso".

—¿Es...esta bien si te abrazo? , no quiero hacerte sentir incomodidad y...

Entonces lo besas y o abrazas

El se calma y entonces cae dormido muy feliz contigo.

•Ahora si te ve semi o totalmente desnudx, el va a gritar, tal vez desmayarse y estara muy sonrojado, como un tomate.

—Mi Vida...¿que estas hacien...¡OH DIOrS MIO!—dice mientras pone una manta para ocultar su rostro.

—Bruno, tranquil ¡Esta bien!—le dices riendo.

Entonces, cuando el esta calmado y tu vestidx

—¿Mi Vida?

—¿Si?—preguntas

—Tu cuerpo es bonito...muy bonito si puedo ser honesto...

•Pero entonces con el tiempo el se siente mas comodo con la idea de ustedes dos desnudos * you can leave your hat on comienza a sonar, lol*

•El es muy feliz contigo y todos en la Familia notan eso.

Estabas ayudando a Mirabel con algo y Bruno solo te miraba a ti.

—Solo mira eso, Pepita...—dice Felix riendo—mi cuñado está muy enamorado...

—Qu...Que?—Bruno nota que no les estaba prestando atencion a ellos.

—Oh, no te preocupes, hermanito, vemos perfectamente como te pones cuando estas con T/N, muy sonrojado y romantico

•Una vez le pediste que te diera una vision, el no estaba muy convencido pero al final dijo que si.

—¿Que ves?—Dices moviendo tu cabeza alrededor, una vision comenzaba a aparecer.

—Bueno, oh...ahi estas tu, ¡si! eres tu y...oh...ese soy yo.

—Que tierno...espera ¿que estamos haciendo?, ¿es..esa nuestra ropa volando por la habitacion...?

—¿Estas besando mi cuello? creo que estamos en nuestra habitacion y ¡OH DIOS MIO!

Era una vision bastante peculiar

—Bruno...

—¿A...a donde nos llevas, mi amor?

—¡A PONER EN PRACTICA TU VISION,AMOR!

•Hablando de sexo, creo que el es muy dulce, al principio el no tiene mucha practica pero con el tiempo el aprende que es lo que le gusta a el y que te gusta a ti, pero sigue siendo dulce y por supuesto puede ponerse coqueto si tu quieres.

•El esta muy feliz con la idea de tener una familia, pero solo si tu quieres.

•Si quieres tener hijos el esta preparado para ser el mejor hijo del mundo, puede ser por la opcion que tu mas quieras, embarazo, adopcion, fertilizacion in vitro, etc I

•Si no quieres tener hijos, el esta bien con eso, el ya es feliz con sus sobrinos, sus hermanas y cuñados.

•Las peleas son muy raras, por supuesto eso no quiere decir que ustedes no peleen. Pero ustedes nunca tendran una gran pelea, puede que solo no esten de acuerdo en algo o algo por el estilo

—No eres raro...—le dices tomando su mano—eres el amor de mi vida y un gran hombre.

—Lo...lo se, es solo que, mereces a alguien mejor...

—No, no quiero a nadie mas que a ti...—besas sus labios y sonries—Te amo,Bruno Madrigal nunca olvides eso.

•Ustedes dos son una pareja adorable💖.