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pedroisghosties · 11 months
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Does anyone else gets too into their delusions that when you get a reality check it genuinely feels like someone broke your heart... It's not just like "aww man, I'm never meeting this one celebrity I love" it's more like "I'm never gonna be happy because I can't at least be friends with them" 🥴 asking for a friend because this definitely does NOT happen to me
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jenoslutie · 9 months
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a slutty noel! | l.jn
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❥ Synopsis: Your best friend Jeno wants to give you your Christmas present!
❥ Pairing: Jeno x Reader
❥ Genre: Smut
❥ Warnings: Jeno has his cock in a box yall, Jeno fingers readers ass!!, unprotected sex (reader is on birth control but it is not mentioned), literally not much for this one oops
❥ Word Count: 1020
a/n: y'all i rushed this and rewrote the whole thing cuz i hated it before (i still hate it now but i hope u enjoy!!!) also big thanks to @lowkeyjaemle for the cock in a box idea HAHAHA love u lots
“Merry Christmas!” Jeno greeted, holding the door open with a sheepish grin on his face. “Jeno, Christmas isn’t for another week” you giggled, following him into the small cabin the boys had rented out for part of the winter break. 
Out of all your friends, you expected Jeno to be the one who’d tell you what was going on with the rest of the boys and their weird way of jumping your bones every moment you’re near any of them. That was until you followed him into his room and Jeno quickly ran into the bathroom with no words. 
You waited inside the small room until Jeno was done with his business, walking around the room and looking around at the little decorations the owners had laid out around the room. Moments pass and Jeno finally opens the bathroom door but this time he’s smiling at you with a big sparkly pink present with a darker pink ribbon wrapped around it. 
“Open the box.” Jeno smiled wide, holding the box incredibly close to his crotch area. You chose not to think anything of it until you opened the box and it was filled with loads of pink crinkle paper. “Jeno what the fuck is this?” You giggled, “Did you just get me paper for Christmas?” You rummaged through the box, dropping most of the crinkle paper outside of the box and that's when you see it.
Jeno had his dick in the box. 
The part of the box pressed closest to him had a hole cut through it which his dick was sticking out from. Buried away at the bottom of the box was a bottle of strawberry flavored lube. “Like your present baby?” Jeno’s smirk grew wider than before, carefully pulling the box away from him and wrapping his hand around his cock. You nodded in response and he closed the distance between you. Cupping your chin with his free hand and pulling you in to kiss him. The kiss was experimental at first, testing the waters with how far you’re willing to go but as soon as he feels you trying to deepen the kiss he’s not holding back. Pinning you up against the closest wall and kissing you rough and passionately. 
Jeno pulled away from the kiss. Staring into your dazed eyes with a smirk “How about you show me how much you like your present hm?” You didn’t need to be asked twice, immediately you pulled him towards the bed.
“What’s the lube for?” You questioned, sitting down on the bed, pulling Jeno closer. He only gave you a puzzled look in return. “What do you think? I’m gonna fuck your ass baby” Jeno chuckled, kind of offended didn’t assume so already. 
“Jeno, you know I’ve never done anal right?”
Jeno is the notorious ass man in your friend group so after finding out you’ve never done anal before, he was half ecstatic, half annoyed. If you wanted to try anal you could’ve just asked him. He’s with you 99.9% of the time either way. 
“I’m about to change your life what the fuck” And he’s rushing you out of your clothes and onto all fours. You heard the sound of the bottle of lube being opened followed by the feeling of the cold lube being poured onto your ass. “You want me to finger your ass a little first?” The question was rhetorical but you whimpered a little ‘yes’ feeling Jenos finger around your rim, applying the tiniest bit of pressure and before you know it, Jeno has two fingers fully sheathed into your ass. 
“Can I move my fingers baby?” You nodded in response, not trusting your voice to do you any justice. The feeling was odd at first but as Jeno began thrusting his fingers in faster you couldn't help but moan out at the feeling. Letting Jeno fuck your ass open with his fingers until you were moaning and grinding your ass back against his hand. 
But your pussy looks too pretty and wet for it to just be ignored like this! So being ever so kind, Jeno wasted no time before ridding himself of his clothes and lining himself up to your slit. 
“Fuck baby, your pussy looks too pretty to not fuck right now. I promise I’ll fuck your ass after this” And hes in you, shoving his fat cock into you so hard you’re almost positive the boys (if they’re home) can hear your moans echoing through the small cabin. 
“You like that? Getting fucked by your best friend? Taking his cock in a cabin where any of your other best friends can hear you? But you’d like that won’t you? You’ve already fucked most of them anyways.” Jeno was babbling in your ear. Drunk off the way your pussy wrapped around him so fucking tight. You weren’t any better than him either, mind clouded with Jeno only. But of course that wasn’t enough for Jeno. 
“You want the guys to hear you? Moaning so loud like a fucking slut baby, Making me think maybe they should be in here watching me fuck you stupid. Moaning so fucking loud for me.” He pulled you up so your back was pressed against his chest as he pounded into you from behind. Bringing a hand down to rub your clit, whispering absolute filth in your ear, more than enough to have you seeing stars, cumming around him while he fucks into you, chasing his own high. 
“Gonna let me cum in you? Hm? Have you leaking my cum for days?” He got a chorus of ‘yes’ in reply and that's all he needed before he was holding you close and emptying his load in you. Flopping onto the bed and holding you close as the both of you caught your breaths. The smell of sex and the strawberry lube filling the room, reminding you of how this even happened. 
“Weren’t you going to fuck my ass?” You question as you escape your post-orgasm haze. Jeno merely chuckles, pulling out of you and flopping over onto his back. 
“Next time baby” 
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tagging my wifey @jenomov IF you made it this far into this mess of a fic HAIHDIOAHSI
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theharrowing · 9 months
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Beg me and I'll think about it
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Namjoon is eager to forget about everything for a night and Taehyung has just the remedy.
🤍 Dollhouse Namjoon x Collateral Taehyung
🤍 word count: ≈ 1,680
🤍 crossover episode between fics, strangers to strangers with benefits, infidelity, hints of bdsm, poly, slash, nsfw, 18+
🤍 warnings: mention of ties to a mafia and making people disappear; mention of brothel; infidelity; smut (public bathroom stall hookup; tie used as a gag; tie used as restraints; anal plug; use of a condom; hair gripping & pulling; rough anal sex; exhibitionism; a hint of humiliation; cum eating; overstimulation; use of "desperate", "good obedient boy", "daddy" and "sir".)
🤍 notes: look at us, spending more time at Paradise! this is a Dollhouse snip so there is cheating (but Taehyung is a good boy and gets permission.) also this wouldn't be a Taehyung hookup if hands weren't tied above the head. i got a little carried away with the word count lolol HAVE FUUUN!!!
🤍 written for the Harrow’s Holiday Cheer Event, requested by @sweetestofchaos 🎈 my darling Chell i love you sooo!!! i couldn't resist fulfilling both of your requests. tbh it's kind of rude to make me choose hahaha. i hope you enjoy this!!!
🤍 beta read by @neoneunnajimin
🤍 posted dec. 2023
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When Taehyung cocks his eyebrow and smirks, Namjoon's heart pounds. He wonders if he may have finally worn the guy down a little. 
"That's not what I meant, and you know it," Taehyung says, tilting his chin up as if he is attempting to appear taller than Namjoon. 
"You said you make people disappear," Namjoon counters, tipping his chin up just as high.
Taehyung chuckles deep and pretty, making Namjoon smile wide. He tilts his head to the side and raises his eyebrows, and Taehyung laughs more.
"I meant physically," Taehyung finally says, shaking his head and holding piercing eye contact. "And unless you have good reason for it, I'm not going to kill your husband. Sorry, handsome; I can't eternal sunshine someone from your brain."
Namjoon makes a show of looking down at Taehyung's lips as he says, "Sure you could," before looking him in the eye. And it's not that he wants to kill Seok—literally or figuratively. He just needs a momentary lapse in judgment, is all. 
"Beg me and I'll think about it," Taehyung challenges, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Please," Namjoon says without thinking twice, waiting for Taehyung's smile to encourage him to continue. Where they stand at the bar, there are other patrons around, and Namjoon places a hand on the wooden bar top and leans in nice and close to mutter, "Please, Taehyung. I need a nice rough fuck to take my mind off of things. Please help me. I'll be so good for you. Pretty please."
Taehyung sighs and takes out his phone, thumbing around before holding it up to his ear. Curious, Namjoon stands up straight and watches, wondering who he could be calling. 
"Gguk," Taehyung says, eyes on Namjoon. "Baby, listen: you know that guy I was texting you about from the club? Dimples, yeah. I was thinking about taking him into a stall and fucking him senseless, but I wanted to check in with you first."
With each second that passes Namjoon's heart pounds and he becomes even more curious about this man. Is he asking permission from a spouse? Namjoon thumbs over his empty ring finger and allows his mind to drift to Seok for only a moment before he thinks better of it. They are on a break, after all. 
"Sounds good," Taehyung says, pulling Namjoon from his wandering thoughts. "Talk soon, baby."
Taehyung pulls the phone from his ear and slides it into his pocket, then he takes Namjoon by the black satin tie around his neck and turns to walk toward the bathrooms. 
"A stall, hmm?" Namjoon asks, chuckling. He knows this place has private dance rooms and has heard rumors of there being a brothel downstairs. But he feels a thrill over having a quick and dirty public fuck. 
"Take this off," Taehyung instructs, giving the tie one more yank before dropping it and loosening his own. 
Namjoon does as he is told as they approach the men's room. He does not bother to ask why; whatever Taehyung has in mind, Namjoon is happy to provide. He did, after all, seek out one of the top clubs in the city that is supposedly run by the mob with the hope of meeting someone dangerous to thrill him tonight. What luck that Taehyung approached him so fast. 
"Pick a stall, any stall," Taehyung sing-songs, turning to Namjoon with a smile that appears inexplicably dangerous. 
There are three stalls, all of which are open, and Namjoon walks to the center one, paying no mind to the fluorescent blue room beyond the open door that he seeks. He hears Taehyung chuckle behind him, and when he turns around, he watches as Taehyung pulls the door closed and locks it. 
Taehyung grabs onto the end of Namjoon's tie and pulls it from around his neck, then he balls it up and opens his mouth the way an adult would tell a child to open wide for a bite of food. Obediently, Namjoon opens wide. 
He is not sure why he is surprised when Taehyung shoves the tie into his mouth, and he does his best to adjust his tongue against the material, attempting not to gag.
Taehyung pulls his own black tie from around his neck and takes Namjoon's wrists, raising them waist-high and very quickly binding them together. Muffled sounds come from Namjoon's mouth as he attempts to ask what Taehyung is doing before accepting his fate. 
"Up," Taehyung instructs, lifting Namjoon's hands over his head and securing the makeshift restraint to a little metal hook on the stall door.  
"Are you bottom ready?" Taehyung asks and Namjoon nods. He cleaned himself and is currently wearing a silicone plug. 
Taehyung hums and says, "Good," as he reaches around Namjoon and undoes his belt and then his slacks and shoves the garment down, along with his briefs.
Fingertips press and tug on the silicone plug, sending a jolt of pleasure through Namjoon and forcing a muffled whimper from his throat. Then slowly it is pulled out, and Namjoon feels Taehyung tugging at his slacks, which are bunched around his knees, wondering if he is storing the plug in his pocket for safekeeping. 
At the sound of a lube bottle cap opening, Namjoon allows his eyes to flutter closed. He hears a belt come undone, then a zipper, followed by the ripping of a condom wrapper, the rustling of fabric, and a low hiss. Then he hears slick skin rubs over latex-covered skin and feels the blunt tip of Taehyung's cock rub against his rim. 
Taehyung roughly takes Namjoon by the hair and yanks his head back enough to sting, sounding bored as he warns, "This might hurt a little."
Namjoon attempts to say, "Yes, please," but just drools and mutters uselessly.
In a swift thrust, Taehyung spears Namjoon deep, causing his back to bow as he groans loudly. That plug he wore is nowhere near the girth of Taehyung's cock and the pleasure-pain is blinding. Namjoon smiles as best as he can while he pants through his nose; this is already better than he could have hoped for.
Taehyung holds tight to his hair and sets a pace so rough, Namjoon worries he might inhale his tie if he is not careful. He wonders if it is possible that this man could break him in half. His mouth hangs open, fabric held loosely between his teeth while spilling from his lips and the stall rattles with each thrust in perfect rhythm with the loud slap of Taehyung's thighs against his ass. 
It feels good. So good, Namjoon instantly begins to slip into subspace, grateful for the stall door holding him up. His head aches where Taehyung holds it, and when Taehyung grips tightly to his hip to assist with thrusting even deeper, Namjoon wonders if his fingertips will bruise his skin.
"So tight and desperate," Taehyung groans close to Namjoon's ear, sending a shiver along his spine. "Just listen to you sob. Maybe I should take the gag out of your mouth so the whole place can hear you screaming my name." 
Namjoon would love for the entire building to know just how good he feels; that is why he picked the middle stall, after all. The thought of being caught makes his neglected cock twitch. 
As if the devil himself has heard and answered Namjoon's prayers, he hears the bathroom door open and someone walk in. Taehyung does not relent on Namjoon, fucking just as hard, fast, and loud. 
Although he cannot make out what the newcomer mutters, he does hear the unmistakable sound of a zipper going down and the person pissing. This sends a delicious thrill of shame through Namjoon, and he practically cums on himself knowing he can be heard getting fucked so good. 
"Squeezing me so fucking tight," Taehyung groans, tightening his grip on Namjoon's hair. "You like having an audience, huh?"
Namjoon mutters uselessly as he attempts to nod his head. Pleasure sears through Namjoon's veins white hot and overwhelming as tears pool in his eyes and he worries he might not be able to hold off his orgasm much longer. 
"Show me just how much you like it," Taehyung commands as his hand leaves Namjoon's hip to lift his shirt up over his stomach and grab onto the tip of his cock. Namjoon's eyes squeeze shut and he whimpers loudly as the third party washes their hands in the sink and Taehyung growls, "Cum for me."
It takes two tugs of his cock before Namjoon cums in Taehyung's hand, legs quaking beneath him as his body tenses and relaxes, torn asunder by intense pleasure. Taehyung moans softly in Namjoon's ear, deep voice breaking around air as he mutters, "Fuck, that took no time at all. What a good, obedient boy."
"Thank you, daddy," Namjoon mindlessly mutters into the wet fabric that gags him, mind temporarily broken as he forgets where he is and who he is with. 
Taehyung releases Namjoon's hair and his cock, letting his shirt fall and undoubtedly get cum onto it. Then he pulls the soiled tie from Namjoon's mouth and presses cum-covered fingers to his lips. 
"Clean my fingers, little pet," Taehyung instructs and Namjoon does as he is told, licking his own release as best as he can while Taehyung continues to pound his increasingly overstimulated ass.
"I want you to get hard and cum for me one more time," Taehyung instructs. "Can you do that for me?"
"I can try," Namjoon mutters, voice broken and dreamy. 
"I'm sorry, I think I misheard you," Taehyung responds, voice sharp—almost angry. "I think what you meant to say was, Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir," Namjoon parrots, arms hanging limp and head threatening to slam into the stall door as Taehyung returns his hand to Namjoon's cock and begins to stroke him. 
Namjoon whimpers and does his best to relax as he becomes erect once more. He is determined to be obedient just for Taehyung, and he hopes more strangers come into the bathroom and overhear them.
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the-firebird69 · 9 months
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1996 Pontiac Firebird WS6 - Gateway Classic Cars - Las Vegas #913
and he said it right. lol. it is  a secret even to the micks and with the k and ok he saaid and me as marlon brando.  and we do this it is a jersey shore thing.  iroc z and camero and firebird new ones and ok they might not  on the v6 but ok.  it is a guinnea thing and it is. i have sooo  many cramer said.  and  it is true.  and it is twice the top speed of the NEW ferrari WE copy. and yeh a bit longer and more hp no. lighter. and works.  fast and reinforce it ok so fast.  and it is the cool new one yes. racer. 
he told me how. use the body panel shape on the inside to stick fully and yeh we did not.  and to put the clips on the same way exactly and the rear a must it makes it fast without it no and i did and front end.  stick it on.  yup and oyu can handle the high speeds wont wave or crinkle and tons want it. 
...man o man you should see his face it is a ginnea thinig you missed it totally and i worked likehell saw it and told them guzzy up boys and came over. saw it and a new camero and hahah in the driveway and the ferrari slmost done came in saw it in the driveway and we each get one and ok good idea.  and showed the guys ok but really this car moves.  nd they came in saw it and said wow a ferrari. and new paint cool...and wow it iss that car. an wow and why and faster....and cool strrted to touch it. and al over felt it and fro smooth said we help and cool and then this heard it in myhad too wow gotta. and yes we love it.  and had an italian spread no. we do it our way. and yeh smokes and some drinnks and yes itallian and fun leathers lol. this is fun wnet got tehir cameros. and said this one. jazzed up too.  and he said who is teh big guineea and grandson of Ferrari and th other one is Bogati and the woman.  and hahah ok and tons see it and women want them. and the laughed. hahah lol. song and stuff.  and about hte girl she sings it and the jens an mops and oh now they see it and they are hit.  and fall. good we watch lol. ewww so jersey shore. and laughed.  and it was so awesome looked later and at their talk. so what. ok we do it.  and mean. now they are biting into it.  and said we own Ferrari pout him out and ahhahah lol ahhaahhah lol we cant no way man nope.  and laughed why...macs have it  and said oh boy we see.  and got into it.  they looked at timm d and the vid nd said he is white as a ghost a real car. and yeh fast and they went fast saw it 160 an no way.  fast too about almost a quarter mile choked and said it this stuff is his. no way.  and a gunea nnight and yeh chicks and said what is up new toy dont mention it and no and ok aksed a lot and good.  now they showed the girls and wow le ferrari and use it damnit and good the boy is related. and they are out andoh no.  
they are moving on it and moved fast and we made some prototypes
needs work. and yeh in my shitty garage too small need itt in my work place. classifies and ok they say it we do it ok. and shall.
and yeh partial we do it now. saw i was stumped.  and we needed this.  it is a real italian thing yes.  and we have been there forever see it know it. and yes a status symbol. the wheel base is one inch oh nope less than an inch an it  will be respected he suggests Ferrari but a new name and we do call it that we see you us we name it.  ours. good.  and we cal you in for the act lol grow a bit so i have hair lol and yeh fun ahahah lol.  black leather and such. dress pants no way dress shoes. and my Firebird ok tim d says his and good.  fun ok. fun.  and at a meet and ok angry....hahaha a baby.  
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Phantom Troupe Drama CD English Translation-Track 10&11
CD : HUNTER×HUNTER~Next Episode Scene 3 幻影旅団 (Link)
Track 10. 誘惑の悪魔の右手 “Devil’s right hand of temptation” starts at 35.15
Track 11. 自意識過剰なチカン騒ぎ? “Overly self conscious pervert incident?” starts at 38.46
Disclaimer:
This is a fun bonus content from the 1999 anime that I decided to translate because I want others to enjoy it too (´꒳`)♡ Do note that some of the characters might act in an unusual comedic manner. TW: This one has non consensual touching mentioned.
Summary:
These two scenes take place when half of the troupe is riding the train to look for the chain user, where a dispute happens twice in a row! Wait… who’s the culprit again?
10.
[Nobunaga] Why is the Phantom Troupe riding a friggin’ train?
[Shizuku] Because boss isn’t interested in a car that can hold six people.
[Machi] Plus, we're out of gas.
[Pakunoda] Stop complaining. There’s no traffic jam by train, and it’s convenient to go around the city. Right, Boss?
[Chrollo] Hm? Ah, yeah..Hahaha...
[Nobunaga] That was shrill.
[Machi] His laugh is unusual.
[Pakunoda] Boss..?
[Machi] To begin with, won’t it be better to run if we’re in a hurr- … What is it, Shizuku?
[Shizuku] I’ve been touched.
[Machi] What?
[Shizuku] Someone had touched my butt.
[Machi] A groper?
[Shizuku] it would seem so.
[Machi] What a jerk. I never thought the Phantom Troupe would have to deal with a groper.
[Shizuku] Don’t worry, we’ll catch him.
[Machi] Paku.
[Pakunoda] I heard everything. Let’s catch him together in the count of 3.
[Machi] Okay. 3, 2, 1, go!
*Hyah*
[Machi] Huh?
[Shizuku] Did you get him?
[Pakunoda] We did, but…
[Machi] What the hell…Kortopi?!
[Shizuku] The groper is… Kortopi?
[Nobunaga] Hey, what’s going on? What do you mean by groper?
[Machi] Apparently Kortopi touched Shizuku’s butt.
[Chrollo] Is that true, Shizuku?
[Shizuku] Yes.
[Chrollo] Kortopi, did you touch Shizuku's pretty and cute butt?
[Pakunoda] Did he just say pretty…and cute..?
[Kortopi] Maybe I did.
[Machi] Grr. What do you mean by “maybe”?! What Paku and I got a hold of is your right arm, isn’t it?
[Kortopi] It is, without a doubt, mine. But…
[Shizuku] But..?
[Kortopi] It’s the Devil's right hand doing.
[Pakunoda] Are you saying it’s your nen ability’s fault?
[Kortopi] Yeah. My hand moves on its own, towards the temptation in front of it.
[Machi] Hmm? That’s your excuse?
[Kortopi] Mhm.
[Shizuku] So it was your ability that caused it.
[Pakunoda] That’s not a problem, then.
[Kortopi] Mhm~
[Machi, Shizuku, paku] As if!
[Machi] Shut it and give me your right arm! I'll cut it off.
[Kortopi] Eek!
[Chrollo] Wait. Calm down, you three. Let me handle this one.
[Shizuku] If the Boss says so.
[Machi] No other choice.
[Chrollo] Well, there’s no doubt it happened. So, Kortopi…How was it?
[Kortopi] "How”..?
[Nobunaga] Boss is asking how it felt like, Kortopi-kun.
[Kortopi] Umm. It was soft.
[Chrollo] Hm~Hm ~ so it was soft…
[Nobunaga] “For example, what would you compare it to?” is what Boss is going to ask.
[Kortopi] Hmm. Gummy bear?
[Chrollo] I see. Soft like gummy bears...
[Nobunaga] Alright. There’s one thing left.
*menacing music*
[Machi] What…
[Nobunaga] Ah, you got it all wrong. Boss is just investigating. Right, Boss?!
[Chrollo] Y-yeah. I meant no disrespec-
[Machi, Shizuku, Paku] Die! all three of you!
*Kapow*
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11.
[Machi] Dammit. Men are all the same
[Shizuku] Now, now. What’s done is done.
[Machi] Weren’t you the victim?!
[Pakunoda] Yeah. You have to be firm about these things.
...
[Machi] Paku?
[Shizuku] What’s wrong?
[Pakunoda] N-No. It’s nothing.
[Shizuku] Okay then.
*Badump badump* *Jazz music playing*
[Pakunoda] Someone touched me. Did Boss…touch my butt?  Even though we already went through this thing earlier. if it really was him…No. I can’t. I’m not that kind of person. But, if it were to happen somewhere else. I-
[Machi] Paku?
[Pakunoda] Right. If only he had told me about it properly, I would have- Quarrels between troupe members are, in fact, prohibited. I wonder if the same goes for romantic affairs…
[Machi] Paku!
[Pakunoda] Huh? What?
[Shizuku] You were spacing out, like you were lost in your own world.
[Pakunoda] I-is that so? I’m just a little tired.
[Shizuku] Is it your age?
[Machi] Shizuku! Don’t talk about Paku’s age.
[Pakunoda] That’s true. At my age, it’s about time I got married.
[Chrollo] Don’t say that. I still need you to work for me, you know. 
[Pakunoda] Boss…Thank you very much. Hm? Huh? 
[Chrollo] What's wrong?
[Pakunoda] Both your hands are on my shoulders..so, this is…
[Nobunaga] Huh? What is it, Paku? What are you doing with my Katana?
[Pakunoda] Boss’s hand is…Nobunaga’s Katana? Nobunaga..?!
*Paku’s mental breakdown*
[Machi] Paku?
[Shizuku] She said “katana…”
[Machi] Nobunaga, what did you do to Paku?
[Nobunaga] N-No. No. Machi, wait. Listen. I didn't do anything! 
[Shizuku] But, she kept saying “Nobunaga, Nobunaga…”
[Nobunaga] Hey, Paku. Say something! I'm innocent. I'm being wrongfully accused here!
[Machi] Nobunaga, did you…
[Shizuku] Grope…?
[Nobunaga] Of course not! Even If I did, it wouldn’t have been Paku!
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TL Notes & Commentary:
Fun fact: Kortopi’s ability (Kami no Hidarite Akuma no Migite) is also the title of  a horror manga series from 1986.
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decadentpaperduck · 2 years
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“say you want me and I’m yours” but Peter saying it 😵‍💫
It's a prompt so I guess I can't get it wrong as such but I hope this is okay!! It was in the smut bracket so it's suggestive but I don't think it'll blow anyone's socks off!!
warning for suggestiveness and mention of the word genitals hahaha
If a minor, please do not interact!
It’s a weekday evening like any other, when Peter knocks twice on your bedroom door. A sure sign that he was bored and in need of entertainment. You adjust yourself quickly, sitting up straight and locking your knees together; wearing skirts around a male housemate did feel slightly odd but you weren’t going to change your style to adapt to his presence.
“Come in.” You answer melodically, drawing your eyes away from your book to the doorway where he stood. “To what do I owe the pleasure?” 
“I don’t think any woman has ever described my company as pleasurable.” He chuckles, leaning against the door frame, silently commanding all of your attention and adoration.
“Come on, you? Romeo? You’re telling me you aren’t a hit with the ladies?” You didn’t know about the rest of the female population but at this specific moment, you were speaking from experience. The experience of your heart hammering against your chest.
“I said my company not…other things associated with my company.”
“Peter Parker!” You scold him, but his laughter melts any uncertainty in the topic of conversation. “You trollop!”
“That’s….fair.” He sits at the edge of your bed and you try not to think of him sat on numerous other beds with other- “But what I meant was that no-one really wants to hear about my research or photography, it hardly gets the blood pumping.” He shrugs and laughs a little.
“Peter…” This time when his name settles on your lips, it dries out your mouth. The unspoken words linger at the back of your throat, dying to reach the airwaves.
“Sorry, that wasn’t meant to sound s-”
“If someone can’t see your company as pleasurable, whether it’s involving genitals or lab research, they scarcely deserve the former.”
Peter’s face remains unchanged. You silently plead for him to mock you and move on. The reality of the words strikes even you. “I didn’t mea- I- You can have casual sex and it doesn-” His lip twitched playfully. “Not that I am giving you permission. You don’t need permission!” You force a laugh to break up the train wreck. “I just mean that you should have more…more faith in the level of pleasure your company provides?” Fuck. “Not that I am experiencing pleasure right now.” You swallow. “Quite the fucking opposite.”
The man before you gently takes the book from your grip and leans over you to place it on the bedside table, his clothes brushing against your exposed skin. He maintains his gaze as he gravitates towards you. You close your eyes.
“Say you want me,” he breathes against your parted lips. “and I’m yours.” His words are submissive in nature but dominating in intent. You feel his hand gently caress your face, where your jaw meets your neck. You lean into it and a whine escapes.
When you open your eyes, Peter is watching you with patience and a glimmer of his own vulnerability.
“Peter, I want nothing but you.” You whisper.
“Can I touch you?” You release the breath you had been holding with a moan of consent. He lightly draws his fingers up and down your legs, using his own knee to part them. You swallow and your breath quickens. His right hand drops to the more sensitive, inner thigh and slides up towards your underwear. He wastes little time in slipping his finger under the material and watches as your eyes close and your body sinks back onto the headboard behind you. “Are you experiencing pleasure now?” 
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twistedmusings · 4 years
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NSFW Prompts: “Look how good you take it.” with Vil/ with FeMC (or GNMC if your prefer)?
A/N: No clue why but I watched a lot of hentai yesterday to get some ideas for other fandoms and Vil just popped into my head...so I’m going to thank the horny part of my brain! Also I decided to go with a gender neutral reader! Hope you don’t mind! 
Warnings: Dub-con, cock-warming, Face-fucking, cum-eating/drinking,  hypnosis and Vil wanting to relax so he asks for your help...kinda. 
Vil Schoenheit 
Epel’s step was still sloppy on the third count. 
Not to mention Ace and Deuce were still stiff as boards when it came time for their cue. 
Only Jamil seemed to be showing any progress. 
He sighs and places both hands on the old bed he was sitting in, looking around the Ramshackle room as he nitpicked every single possible detail that could be fixed if this had been a proper dorm. It wasn’t though so he wasn’t going to waste possible mind power on something as useless as that. 
This was his time to relax. 
Vil’s hands go down to the cup the back of your head and finally looks down at the person on the floor. 
“You really are eager to help me relax...right Prefect?” 
The tears in your eyes slide down your cheeks, your eyes looking up at Vil with so much reverence as he gently slides you away from his cock only for his hand to push you forward, the tip of the head once again sliding down your throat as you close your eyes and concentrate on breathing through your nose. 
Your mouth was so wonderfully warm as your tongue struggled to move below his shaft.   
Vil was a genius for thinking of this idea. 
Making you the manager of their little team for the VDC was all his idea. He had sensed that these idiots would need more than one handler and he wasn’t going to just hand you the prize money if you sat on your ass and did nothing. So he figured that the next best thing would be to have you do the least and keep you busy with menial tasks while he took care of everything else. 
But even then he didn’t think you deserved the money. 
You weren’t the one stressing out about five potatoes who were nowhere close to learning the correct dances moves. Vil had done everything to try and relax in these moments of high stress and had even resorted to masturbation which only provided a small relief only for him to have to go through the whole ordeal of cleaning up. 
So why shouldn’t he be putting you to work a bit more? 
It had been childishly simple, really. He had brewed up a potion that resembled the effects of Jamil’s unique magic, invited you for some before bedtime tea and simply waited as you drank the whole thing and remained perfectly still for the next few seconds. As an experienced potion maker Vil knew he would need to run some test trials to see how you were reacting and how long the effects would last...
But the bulge in his pants was speaking louder than the voice in his head. 
Vil had managed to watch the first two practices he had filmed today without an ounce of stress as he slowly guided you to worship his cock. The small kitten licks on the head had become boring as he guided you to take in the whole thing, a shiver going up his spine as you when you had gotten halfway. He guided your head, bobbing it up and down before pulling you away entirely so that your mouth sucked only on the head as he applied some edible salves around the base of his cock. 
It had taken a few minutes of fucking your throat open but soon enough he had the phone in his hands again, watching the practices with a smile as the warmth of your throat engulfed him completely. 
And this is where you two had stayed, your mouth obediently around him as he completed his task for the night.  
“A whole hour on your knees and still no resistance whatsoever.” perfectly manicured fingers wipe away another forming tear, “I already came twice down your throat...and you’re going to be ready for another one.” 
Vil feels your throat relax in response, your eyes closing as the gentle hold on your head turns harsh, his hand gripping locks of your hair and pulling you away only to slam inside your mouth. He closes his eyes and tilts his head back, focusing on the warmth of your mouth and the gagging of your throat. It was just like using a toy but the moment he looked down he would not be faced with cold plastic but instead with the anomaly of the Night Raven College. 
The Ramshackle Prefect obediently sucking on his cock to help him relieve stress. How fitting was that for him? 
“Look how good you take it~” he stands up and tilts your head upwards so his cock could slide easier down your throat as he kept pushing you back to meet his thrusts--! 
He gasps as he feels himself cum. Biting his bottom lip, he thrusts all the way back in and keeps your head in place while his other hand goes to your throat so that he could feel you swallowing down all of what was gushing out. Vil couldn’t help but smile as your throat bobbed while you drank it all, eyes still open and looking at him as if what he was doing was the most normal thing in the world. 
“Haah...hahaha...I’m still--I can still keep going.” 
Vil wastes no time in thrusting again, his pace this time sloppy and rough as he let his mouth hang open. 
When was the last time he had felt this good? Every time you gagged it was like another one of his troubles was just popping away, leaving nothing behind but the feeling of your throat taking all of his cock all the way down to the base. And he knew you didn’t have experience with this, he had to work you open nice and slow to even get your nose to be pressed right against his pubes so being able to thrust into you as if you were nothing more than a toy...was enlightening.
“Cumming...cumming cumming cumming--keep this load in your mouth--!” 
He didn’t know how he managed to even say words at this point but the command had been loud and clear. 
You let the cum collect on your tongue as Vil starts to even out his breathing, finally collecting himself as he slowly rode down the high of two orgasms in a row. 
“Good. Always so obedient, prefect.” he cups your cheek, “Stay until it’s all out and savor the taste...” 
Amethyst eyes look down as he tugs on your hair to pull you away from his cock, the head sliding out with a ‘pop’ as you held a finger to your mouth. 
“Roll it around for a moment before opening your mouth. Make sure nothing spills out...” 
The smell of cum is thick as Vil watches you carry out his orders, your moving for a moment before you open it to reveal the hot, sticky substance pooling inside while you looked at him as if he had just said good morning to you. 
“How unsavory...but I can forgive it for calming my nerves. Swallow.” 
Vil licks his lips at how loud you had swallowed, opening your mouth again to show that you had done what you were told. He looked back at the clock in the room as he pressed your head against his thigh and rubbing his thumb against your temple. 
“An hour and twenty minutes.” he smiles and nods in approval, “Perfect.” 
Another seven weeks to prepare for the VDC and he had just found the perfect de-stressor. 
There was no way he wasn’t going to win. 
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milfloverslut · 3 years
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Summary: Natasha comforts you after a nightmare.
Pairings: Natasha Romanoff x reader
Word count: 1k
Warnings: Quick mentions of Red Room, Panic attack, other than that just fluff :)
Notes: This is my first fanfiction ever oh god... I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS SUCKS?!? Feedback is definitely appreciated hahaha I hope you can enjoy this nonetheless! Have fun reading <3
There he was. Standing right in front of you. Towering over you like a hunter that finally caught up to his helpless prey. Looking down at you with mischief and a wide smile plastered all over his face. You knew this moment was going to come eventually. He was going to find you sooner or later. General Dreykov was never going to leave one of his most talented Widows behind. That still didn’t mean that he would go easy on you without a doubt he was going to punish and torture you for turning your back on him.
Just as he was going to hit you, you woke up screaming. Disoriented and afraid you couldn't stop the tears from streaming down your face right onto your already damp and sweaty sheets. Your shirt clinging awkwardly to your body. Every passing second sent you into a deeper panic. Your breathing uneven and shallow. Just as you thought things could not get any worse you hear someone rushing in through your door. Unable to check who it was you desperately try to crawl as far away from the door as possible burying your face in your hands. You felt so vulnerable and embarrassed. Only little kids lose it over having nightmares. A Widow should not show any weakness at any given time. At least that’s what they told you in the Red Room. Just as you were going to get lost in your train of thoughts you were taken right back by a soft hand on your shoulder. A muffled voice was trying to get your attention. You finally lift your head up to make eye contact with the person bursting into your room. It was Natasha.
Moments earlier Natasha heard a scream coming from your room. You were a fairly new member to the team so she contemplated if getting involved would be the right thing to do but what if you were in any danger? She would never forgive herself for letting someone get hurt because of her. Grabbing her gun from the nightstand she made her way over to your room. Standing right in front of your door she took in a deep breath trying to collect herself before knocking on your door twice. No answer. The only thing she heard from the other side were some small sobs and sniffles. That’s when she decided to go in.
You were sitting up against the headboard crying and shaking. Natasha was shocked by the state you were in. Since you arrived at the Avengers Tower some weeks ago you have been very closed off just mostly keeping to yourself. Seeing you now completely helpless and lost made her heart shatter into a million pieces. Scared to do anything wrong she tried getting your attention by asking you several questions to which you did not respond at all. Only after holding on to you, did you seem to notice her talking to you. Her voice quickly began to get clearer and you were finally able to make out what she was trying to tell you so desperately.
“Y/N you need to listen to me alright?” She uttered with slight worry evident in her eyes.
You were still unable to respond to her with words so you just nodded while wiping your still falling tears with shaky hands.
“Can you follow my breathing Y/N?”
You tried your best focusing on the way she was slowly breathing in and out. Following how her chest was rising every time she took in a deep breath. Almost getting lost in some kind of trance by now your eyes followed her body walking to the door. Realizing that she was about to leave your room a lump formed in your throat and a deep frown appeared on your face.
Seeing this made Natashas heart break all over again.
“I’m just getting you some water. I’ll be right back.” She told you with an apologetic look on her face.
Still a little embarrassed about the whole situation she found you in you quickly tried collecting yourself while she was gone. Wiping away the last tears that rolled down your face just seconds ago and tucking some loose strands of hair behind your ear that were sticking to your sweaty forehead.  The door opened again and Natasha came in with the promised water bottle. She handed it to you and carefully watched while you hastily swallowed almost the whole bottle of water which made Nat chuckle lightly. After a comfortable silence settled between the two of you, you shyly glance over to Nat who was still focused on you waiting for your next move. Your face was still full of guilt. You wanted her to stay but you didn’t want to ask for too much. Waking her up in the middle of the night was already bad enough why would she want to stay with you? Her soft gaze and reassuring smile still somehow gave you the courage to ask her nonetheless.
“Can you stay the night, Tasha?” You managed to whisper while nervously fiddling with your hands and avoiding eye contact.
Without a second thought Natasha made her way over to your bed gently laying down right next to you. You nuzzled into her side finally accepting the help and comfort she offered you. The sound of her heartbeat made your whole body relax at last sending you into a peaceful slumber. Natasha noticed your breathing steadying out before hearing a small “thank you Natty” from you. This only made her hold onto you even tighter while smiling down at your content form.
After everything that happened tonight you were glad that she rushed through your door.
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jinkicake · 4 years
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High And Dry
The captains’ reactions to when you suck them off before practice, refuse to let them cum, and leave them with a boner right as practice starts. 
Bokuto Koutarou x Reader
Kita Shinsuke x Reader
Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader
Oikawa Tooru x Reader
Sawamura Daichi x Reader
Terushima Yuuji x Reader
Ushijima Wakatoshi x Reader
Here you go anon~ AH, this is so long I’m going to add ‘read more’ so it doesn’t clutter your tl. I think this is one of the longest things I’ve ever written so please excuse the typos or weird wording if there is any,,, I can only reread my writing so many times as I edit it LOL
SMUT // NSFW 
WC- 4,317
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Bokuto Koutarou 
Bokuto would be sooo happy to get a blowjob, right before practice too? Shite, it’s gonna make him sooo excited
Not to mention he will be a BEAST during practice like he is going to go off, emo Bokuto will not exist that day
Bokuto doesn’t really plan that well so I feel like there is a good chance someone is going to walk in on the two of you 
And that person is definitely going to be Akaashi
The setter won’t ‘notice’ though, he will pretend not to notice because of his big heart but he def saw
You may have to smack Bokuto silly for almost getting caught, like he wanted this so badly and didn’t prepare for it?!
Once you leave him high and dry Bokuto will go emo mode
Literally,,, he will be so dramatic and act like he can’t move like he has a broken leg or something…. You know,,, I mean his dick really be a third leg
He will be so lost and clueless, truly 
The next time he sees you after you leave him hanging, he will pounce on you 
“Please,” Bokuto pouts and you scoff, crossing your arms over your chest. 
“No.” You reply and Bokuto dramatically groans before sulking.
“It’ll help me play better,” Boktuo tries to persuade and you tap your chin with your finger. In truth, it is your fault that Bokuto has a boner but that doesn’t mean you have to suck him off! In any other instance, you would be on your knees and Bokuto wouldn’t even have to ask you but right now it’s different. Had you two not been in the storage closet and had Bokuto’s practice not start in twenty minutes you would have definitely said yes but now, it’s too risky.
“Let me think about it,” You tease and purse your lips in thought, feeling slightly guilty at Bokuto’s hopeful eyes. “no."
“Why not?” Bokuto cries and wraps his arms around your waist, bringing you into his chest so he can grind his pelvis against your lower back. “This is all for you.” He purposely tries to seduce you, not understanding what the word subtle means, and you want to roll your eyes at his method. 
“Because you have practice in like twenty minutes, Kou! And you know Akaashi always comes in early! You think you’ll be able to cum in ten minutes?” You ask him and Boktuo nods like it’s the easiest question in the world.
“Are you really asking me this, (Y/N)?” He almost wants to scoff but instead kisses your neck. 
“It’s too risky,” You whine and Bokuto only tightens his grip on you.
“But me eating you out last week in our classroom, that wasn’t risky?” Bokuto accuses and you scoff while lightly slapping the side of his head.
“Don’t bring that up!” You cringe and Bokuto shakes his head.
“You really enjoyed it, and begged me to do it all day,” He sticks his tongue out and you reach back to cup him through his shorts, roughly fondling him as you sink to your knees.
“Yay!” 
“Shut up,” You hiss and start to pull down his shorts when you hear the familiar creek of the door opening. Instantly you rip your hands away from Bokuto and pretend to be looking at your shoe. 
“Oh, Bokuto, (Y/N), what are you guys doing here so early?” Akaashi asks curiously as he grabs the cart of volleyballs.
“Just tying Bokuto shoes.” You laugh nervously and Akaashi nods his head.
“Yeah, he sometimes needs help with that. Since you guys are here early you can help me set up the nets.” Akaashi points to the poles and you mentally groan as he walks away. 
Bokuto pouts at you when you walk towards the doors of the closet.
“Kou, I’m not sucking you off so stop looking at me like that.”
Kita Shinsuke
Kita is such a sweetheart like why would anyone want to tease my sweet baby like this
It would be great revenge though,,,,, to leave him with a rock hard boner before practice HAHAHA
Let’s say he ditches you for Atsumu or something…. Just suck him off right before practice and leave him like that, it would be great payback…. You’ll learn your lesson Kita!!!
I feel like it would be hard to convince him to let you suck him off in the closet,,, Kita just seems so responsible and level-headed, mature, like how could he let you suck him off in public?!
But then you sink to your knees and all his thoughts of restraint are GONE
It would seriously take some heavy convincing for this man to allow you to suck him off before practice
Like he needs to remain calm, and mentally prepare, before dealing with the clowns he calls a team, but one thought of your beautiful mouth wrapped around him and Kita is HOOKED
He really likes when you give him blowjobs like Kita,,,, becomes such a mess for you because it feels sooo good 
If you leave him high and dry,,, good luck…. He will literally plan how to get you back the second you leave
Kita does not care about the boner sticking out through his shorts, he is more hellbent on punishing you,,, even if he deserved it
“Petal, you don’t have to.” Kita tells you but you refuse to listen to him, having him already halfway in your mouth. “My sweet petal, you’re always so good to me.” He groans softly and grabs your hands with his, tangling his fingers with your own. 
Kita always lets you set the pace, he never tries to control you whenever you suck him off. 
You hum lightly and run your tongue along the underside of his cock, caressing every ridge and vein with your warm muscle. Kita loves hearing you moan, loves seeing the way spit pools out of your mouth at the size of his cock, everything you do leaves him utterly weak. 
His fingers squeeze yours and you smirk at how turned on he has become in such a short amount of time. A lightbulb flickers over your head and you purposely take him entirely in your mouth, ignoring the burn you feel in your throat. Kita lurchers forward, squeezing your hands so tightly that you nearly wince. You try to take him deeper, a personal challenge to see if you can touch your nose to his abdomen but before you can do so, you end up gagging. 
Kita immediately lets go of your hands, he cups your cheeks and pulls you off of him. Despite the need to cum at the sight of you looking so wrecked, he can’t help but worry about you.
“Petal, are you okay? You can’t just-“ Kita lets out a high-pitched moan as you take him entirely in your mouth once again, you’ve never heard him release a noise like that. It only fuels you to keep going even more. After you swallow around him once more, you let go and pull yourself off him to stand up to your feet. Kita looks utterly confused, and delectable with the way he is oh so spread out for you, you simply narrow your eyes at him. “My love?”
“Next time you want to ditch me for Atsumu, remember that I am the only one who can make you cum.” With one last glare you flip your hair over your shoulder and walk out the closet, leaving Kita with an uncomfortable ache between his thighs and a team to lead in less than five minutes. 
Kuroo Tetsurou
Kuroo is such a punk ass mf,,, he wouldn’t have to think twice about getting his dick wet before practice 
You… on the other hand, though, might need some convincing,,, which is no problem for Kuroo
Please his smooth-talking and sweet words will have you on your knees before he even finishes his sentence
I feel like Kuroo would purposely do stuff to get caught, not that he wants to be caught but he likes to rile you up,,,, he’ll moan extra loud or knock his head against the wall
He loves it whenever you get mad at him and slap his thigh or tightly grip the base of his cock as a punishment
Kuroo loves his punishments 
When you leave him high and dry for whatever reason, most likely because he deserves it, Kuroo will be so confused
“What do you mean no?” He’d pout and frown in a way that makes you want to finish him off for being so cute
But let’s be real, this freak will have no problem jerking off in the bathroom or something like he will finish in less than five minutes
So if you don’t finish him off then it’s no problem, he’d still be pissed though because he loves when you touch him but, he wouldn’t hold it against you 
Kuroo’s groans vibrate against the walls of the small storage room and you pinch his muscular thigh as a warning. Your irritating boyfriend simply sends you a cheeky grin before moaning at the way you suck on the tip of his dick. 
How you let Kuroo’s smooth words convince you to suck him off before practice, you don’t know, but you have a feeling you’re going to regret it. 
You move your mouth along his member, running your tongue along the underside of his cock, bobbing your head with purpose. Kuroo stares down at you, his teeth digging into his bottom lip and you know what he wants you to do. 
It is always so hard to fit all of him into your mouth, the ache in your jaw always punishes you whenever you try it but, you always push yourself to do it. This has to do with the way Kuroo will literally fall to his knees, the way you can feel his thighs shaking, whenever you take him down your throat and hollow your cheeks. 
He fucking loves it.
With one last deep breath, you squeeze your eyes shut before opening them and taking Kuroo down your throat. Kuroo chokes and his hazel eyes widen, his jaw falls open and he leans his head back against the wall. He looks so ruined, so captivated only by your mouth and it makes you feel all warm inside. 
“So good baby, so good.” He praises and smooths your hair over, you moan happily around him.
Much to your horror, you hear footsteps outside the closet. You glance at the door and notice Kenma sliding it open. The pudding head takes one glance at you before shifting his eyes to Kuroo, and with a disappointed shake of his head, he slowly slides the door close without so much as one word. 
“Kuroo, what the fuck!” You cringe and push yourself off of him, the hot humiliation floods over you. Of course, someone was going to see! 
“Babe, what?” He looks so utterly confused and you simply motion to the door, Kuroo didn’t even notice. You simply cover your face and hide in his chest, completely ignoring the way his cock twitches against your stomach. “You going to finish this or what?”
“NO!”
Oikawa Tooru
Oikawa is all talk, my favorite shit talker. He is THE shit talker of Haikyuu and not one person can beat him
I’m not taking any other arguments because they are all wrong~
Oikawa would literally be like ‘you want to help me get ready for practice?’ All cooly and suggestively but then the second you follow him into the locker room he screams
“W-what are you doing here?! (Y/N)?!” He’d be so shocked… you ….. in the boy’s locker room?! 
His precious s/o can not simply breath the disgusting boy air from the locker room and so Oikawa brings you to the storage closet 
“Did you not want a blowjob?” You’d have to bring it up or else Oikawa would be so confused, cue Oikawa’s head exploding
Oikawa.exc is not working
You’d have to convince Oikawa to let you suck him off because he would not be that into it,,, it’s in public and he doesn’t want to get caught! Oikawa has standards~ 
Of course, once you actually get to work and start sucking him off THEN he would be into it,,,, when you stop and leave he’d be like ‘where are you going?!’
Then you can simply tell him to get someone else to finish him off,,, to which he’d bite back and say that he would !!! Oikawa, Iwaizumi is not going to suck you, off I’m sorry.. not in this case >:-)
“(Y/N)!” Oikawa cries dramatically and you roll your eyes while wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. “I didn’t finish,” He pouts and you nearly give in, but then you remember why you are so angry. You instead ignore Oikawa and place him back into his shorts, lightly patting his hard cock over the thin material. 
“Go ask one of your other girlfriends to do it.” You sneer and Oikawa places a hand over his chest, gasping in shock. “You always ditch me to go talk to them so why not just ask them to help you instead!” You continue to rant and Oikawa feels himself smirk.
“You’re jealous.” He points out and you snap your eyes to his, his warm brown eyes flirt with your own and you nearly slap him upside the head. 
“Wouldn’t you be?” You snap back and Oikawa raises an eyebrow. “Next time you want attention, I’ll just go talk to Hanamaki.”
Oikawa internally sighs, his own ego-deflating a bit when he realizes how upset you are. He never intends to hurt your feelings. 
“Baby,” He coos softly and wraps his hand around your bicep to bring you directly back into his chest. “my precious (Y/N), I’m sorry.” Oikawa apologizes softly while running his thumb along your arm in gentle circles. “You know I never want to hurt you, I should have noticed before.” 
You want to roll your eyes but you feel yourself faltering when Oikawa begins to lightly kiss your neck.
“You’re all I’ll ever need, don’t you realize that?” He asks while hovering his lips over your ear, moving one of his arms to grip your waist. Oikawa gently blows into your ear and grins when he notices the way you squirm. “You have no reason to be jealous, baby, I promise.” 
You timidly look up at your boyfriend, insecurity written all over your face, and Oikawa cups your face with his hands before placing a soft peck on your lips.
“I’m still not going to finish you off.” You snap and Oikawa pouts before kissing you once again. 
“And I love you for that~”
Sawamura Daichi 
Daichi seems like the type of responsible person who would not be into any sexual interactions in public but,,,,
I feel like if you asked if you could suck him off before practice, Daichi would be like ‘sure’ 
Only if you are alone, if there are other people around he would scold you and act like he wasn’t into it
It is not that hard to lure Daichi into the palm of your hand but make no mistake, he still has most of the control
Pretty much, all of the control 
So,,,, when you get up and leave, literally paying no attention to the fact that you left Daichi with the worst boner he’s ever had in his life- 
Daichi is not going to have it, he’d be so confused and I think he would be quick enough that he’d grab you and be like yo wtf 
It’s not hard to get out of his grasp though, just play with him a little bit and then catch him off guard and then RUN
Daichi would probably be one the funniest mfs in haikyuu to tease because he is so …. Idk I feel like his revenge punishments would really be worth it
Like this man will plan out everything for his precious baby, he will leave you withering and crying for more,,, all because you ran away before he got the chance to cum
“Daichi!” Sugawara whispers, his brown eyes wide in shock as he tries not to look at his friend’s shorts. Daichi only sighs before turning to his vice-captain, already knowing what he is going to say.
“What?” Daichi whispers back and the grey-haired boy subtly points to his shorts.
“You’re,” Sugawara starts but shakes his head to clear his thoughts. “You have a boner!” He whisper-yells and Daichi tilts his head back, trying not to audibly groan in annoyance. 
“I’m aware of that Sugawara.” Daichi sighs sadly and his friend looks appalled by his answer.
“You need to go fix it!” Sugawara scrunches his nose before pushing his friend towards the bathroom, sending a nearly passed out Asahi a sympathetic smile. “Go! Don’t come back until you’re normal!” 
Daichi sighs once again and sits down on the bench, irritation flowing through his blood at the fact that Sugawara quite literally benched him. He tries to think about something, something to make him so soft that he can never get hard again, but it doesn’t work. Not when the only thing he sees are your teasing eyes and sinful tongue worshipping his cock.
Is he really going to jerk off in the bathrooms? 
Daichi thinks and walks with shame as he heads to one of the stalls, his fist already pumping his length underneath his shorts. This is so disgusting. 
Yet, the painful tense feeling in his shorts is more powerful than the shame he is facing. Daichi closes his eyes and tries to remember the way your cheeks hollowed as you swallowed around him. He remembers the feeling of your hands cupping his balls and massaging them with your soft fingers. Daichi bites his lip to hide back the moan he faces after one particularly hard tug. 
Each jerk of his hand is associated with some thought of you. Your eyes welling up with tears, your moans, the way you gag around his cock, the way you stick your tongue out after he finishes to show him all the cum you collected. 
Fuck. Daichi comes all over his hand, thankfully catching most of it on the tissue paper he had beforehand. 
Now all Daichi can think about is getting through practice and punishing you so harshly that you’ll be begging him to stop.
Terushima Yuuji
Terushima would be so casual when asking for a blowjob, the boy has no shame
‘Hey babe, suck my dick after school.’ ‘Please, I’ll make it worth your while.’
Typical fuck boy methods but the only difference is that Terushima genuinely only wants you,,, You’re exclusive
He’d have to persuade you to suck him off,, he would never force you to do it or force it onto you like he will only let you suck him off if you want to do it
If you leave him without letting him finish, Terushima will fall into despair 
Like yeah, he can finish off in the bathroom but he doesn’t want to do that! 
He’s not mad at all, if anything you teasing him and leaving him dry like this makes the entire situation hotter
I feel like Terushima would be an expert at hiding his boner and he would not do anything to take care of it
He would practice with that boner and will carry the energy of wanting you so badly all the way until you finish him off
Terushima is the type to pull up to your house with such an innocent nice smile, say hi to your siblings and parents before completely destroying you in your room
“Ah, that’s it baby, so good to me.” Terushima groans loudly, he’s leaning against the wall with his legs parted slightly so that you can fit between them. His long fingers are threaded in your hair and he uses the grip he has to move your mouth along his cock. The pace he is fucking your face at is fast, every time you gag it just makes him even harder.
You’ve continuously told Terushima time and time again that if he thrusts into your mouth when he is already down your throat, you would stop. So far, he has listened. 
“Yes, shit.” His head falls back against the wall when your nose brushes against his pubic hairs, the feeling of your tight warm walls convulsing around him nearly makes Terushima cum. “That’s my girl.” He moans and you whine at the noise, something about Terushima’s moans make you clench around nothing, it makes you utterly weak. The vibrations from your mouth go straight to his cock and Terushima can’t help the way he bucks his hips, thrusting deeper down your throat. You gag loudly and shake your head, a few tears fall from your eyes at the painful sensation. 
Angrily, you push Terushima off of you and hold onto his thighs. You cough loudly to try and get rid of the sore feeling in your throat, but it doesn’t go anywhere. 
Terushima feels bad, he really does, but fuck he can’t stop looking at your swollen lips and puffy cheeks. 
“Babe, I’m sorry-“ He starts but you cut him off. 
“No, I told you what would happen if you did that again.” You roll your shoulders back as you stand up on your feet, flicking his forehead as soon as you get close enough to him.
“Come on,” Terushima grabs your hand and tries to bring you back to his chest but you simply slap his hand away. “I really am sorry.” He apologizes with a soft kiss to your lips, lovingly rubbing his thumb along the front of your throat.
“I forgive you but, I’m not finishing you off right now.” You tell him and turn around to walk out the door, leaving Terushima with his ultimate nightmare. 
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Ah, Wakatoshi my sweet baby bear~ Where do I begin >:-)
He’s so chill that if you offer to suck him off before practice he would say yes
I feel like he might lecture you about the risks or something just to talk to you LOL ,,, it’s so casual like he’s talking about what he’s eating for dinner that night... ‘if we get caught, we could get in trouble, I would not mind if you sucked me off though’
Yeah he will have no refusal when it comes to you offering oral like you do not need to ask him twice
He loves when you suck him off so much that he does not care if you have any ill intentions behind your movements 
This would be the ultimate tease move, the ultimate power move that would leave Ushijima BENT
Literally, you leaving him high and dry would have him leaving practice as soon as it ends and making a b-line to your room to fuck you until the ache between his thighs is gone
He will go feral and tbh,,,, yeah that’s what you wanted 
Truthfully he wouldn’t be mad at all, he would just be confused like genuinely lost. ‘I thought she wanted to suck me off, why did she leave?’
That day he’s going to make practice hell for the rest of the team, he has to get rid of his frustration somehow 
“Fuck,” Ushijima hisses through grit teeth, his jaw slightly agape as he holds your hair out of your face. Your innocent eyes stare up at him as you swallow around his aching cock, there is quite the contrast between the two tones. Ushijima’s chest heaves with every breath he takes and you squeeze your thighs together when you watch the way his eyes flutter shut. His entire chest is out on display for you and it makes you take him even deeper down your throat. 
At the sound of a bell ringing, you take a deep breath in through your nose before taking Ushijima all the way in your mouth. Your nose brushes his pubic hairs and from there you run your tongue along the base of his cock while swallowing all around him. Listening to Ushijima’s loud grunts and feeling his hands tighten their grip in your hair makes your stomach sting like heat is simmering within you and needs to be taken care of quickly. Despite this, and Ushijima’s refusal, you pull off of him.
Ushijima stares down at you, his pupils blown wide, as his chest continues to move like he had just finished running a marathon. You break eye contact with him to lick at your bottom lip, breaking the line of spit that had connected you to his hard cock. Ushijima’s breath stutters.
You teasingly cup him before placing back in his boxers, you lean forward to place a kiss on the boner poking out through his shorts. Your boyfriend grits his teeth at your movements. 
“You have practice babe, good luck.” With that, you stand up and place a kiss on the corner of Ushijima’s lips. Your boyfriend barely has time to even notice that you’re leaving, his brain running with thoughts of how you just sucked him off so well. 
He didn’t even get to cum.
A loud sigh leaves Ushijima’s lips as he stares down at his shorts, should he jerk off? He can’t just show up to practice like this. He tries to remember what Tendou had told him, think of something to turn him off, but he can’t stop thinking about your warm mouth. 
Fuck, what is he going to do now?
The next day all you heard about from Tendou was how hard Ushijima made them practice, the red head kept complaining about all the running they had to do. You couldn’t help but feel a tiny bit guilty and responsible for it.
~
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boymeetsweevil · 3 years
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Call me maybe
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Grouping: Reader x Namjoon
Word Count: ~6.59k
Warnings/Themes: Club meet-cute AU, 1% angst +99% suggestive fluff, (legal!) alcohol consumption, language, flirting anxiety(?)
Summary: It all started with a stupid drinking game...
A/N: this is the One Direction wattpad-style fanfic that's been haunting me for so long. beware of that and the fact that this is unedited hahaha...
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“You know the rules, girls. Whoever wins this round of rock-paper-scissors is It.”
You and your three friends, warm and bubbly from 2 rounds of shots at this point in the evening, assume your battle stances and stick your hands into the center of your table. Four hands make a square over the scattered layer of empty decorative shot glasses from the bar in the club.
There’s an air of electric excitement that comes with this game, lovingly nicknamed Hunter-Gathering. Whoever is It gets a target and has to pursue that target in hopes of bringing ‘home’ free drinks for everyone the rest of the night. But no matter how attractive the target is, you can't ever bring them home.
“Wait, wait!” Lia chimes in. “I can’t be It this time. I did it twice already and my ass still hurts from the last time.”
Dani nods seriously. “Fair enough. That means the odds are upped for the rest of you.”
“So, we’re just gonna ignore that ass thing,” another friend, Alexa, looks around the table with confused eyes.
“Do you actually want me to give you the details?” Lia smiles slowly at her from across the table.
Alexa’s face brightens with her own smile, worry evaporated. “You know what? I don’t! Never mind.”
The game begins and somehow you find yourself the lone rock amongst two pairs of scissors. Alexa and Dani laugh with relief because they don’t have to put in any work tonight. You roll your eyes to the heavens and silently question your karma.
“Are you ready to pick your target?”
“I don’t really have a choice, do I?”
“Nope!” Dani grins.
She steps forward and grabs a clean face mask out of her clutch bag and wraps it around your eyes, careful not to muss your makeup or hair. Three pairs of hands rest on your shoulders and you let them spin you lightly around a few times. Not enough to get you dizzy but just enough to make sure you don’t know what direction you’re facing anymore.
“Alright,” Dani’s voice sounds out over the music of the club. “Take your pick!”
You stick your hand out blindly and someone unties the makeshift blindfold. Everyone follows the line your hand makes all the way to a tall figure standing by the side of the bar.
He’s probably the most handsome man any of you have seen in a while. There's an intimidating aura emanating from him. You figure it's the understated all-black outfit complete with the heinously expensive watch he's wearing and the sheer height of him as he towers over people near him at the bar.
“Oh my god,” Dani whispers as you all take in the stranger’s face.
“We can finally get top shelf vodka,” Alexa pretends to wipe a tear from the corner of her eye.
“Not bad,” Lia hums in appreciation.
“Okay, why is everyone acting like I bagged him already?” Your voice grows high with nerves. “I'm pretty sure I have, like, a 2% chance of interesting him."
“What are you so worried about?” Dani crosses her arms at you. “Just do whatever you did to get those history nerds to help you out that one time."
"This is not the same thing. Those guys parted their hair 90/10 unironically and thought Diva Cups are for when you don't want to hold your pee when you stand in line for roller coasters."
"You're kidding," Lia gasps. You wish you were.
"Well, just pretend he's one of them anyway." Dani suggests, "Every guy is the same."
You can't argue with that logic.
“I mean, I can try flirting with him, but he’s probably so used to people throwing themselves at him. I don’t think anything I do would, like, make a dent, you know?”
“Babe, no. No—listen to me, okay?” Alexa takes you by the shoulders and forces you around so you can see how serious she is.
“Tonight is the last free night of vacation. After tonight, we have less than a day to get over our hangovers, pack up the Airbnb, and then catch our 6am flight back home to start the spring term. Our last night of freedom lies in your hands.”
“But, what if—”
“No ‘but’s. Do you see yourself? Do you see your skin in this fresh white two piece? Have you seen how your tits look in this off the shoulder top? That poor man doesn’t stand a chance!”
Lia murmurs her agreement in the background and Dani mentions something about fearing for the guy's soul. You think about the freakishly good pictures you all took in the stylish club bathroom when you first arrived.
“I see your point.”
You turn back toward the bar to review your target. He sips from a dark green bottle as he looks around at the people on the dance floor between your table and the bar. As he continues to scan the room, he locks eyes with you. You hold his gaze even though your instincts are screaming at you to duck for cover. Surprisingly, he gives a small smile and raises his bottle in salute.
"See, you got the hardest part down already. Just fake the rest until you make it."
You chance a look back in his direction only to catch him staring in the direction of the table. When he catches your gaze again, he whips his head away, cheeks tinging pink under the soft yellow lighting at the bar.
Alexa cackles and starts detailing all the drinks she wants made with the top shelf vodka. Lia and Dani discuss leaving early to go back and clean up the apartment so it’s clean in case you break the rules and bring this guy back for the night.
“Uh, aren’t you guys moving a little fast?”
“Aren’t you moving a little slow,” Alexa counters.
“Hold on, Lex.” Dani turns to you. “You know you don’t actually have to do this if you don’t want to, right? Hunter-Gathering is just a game, there's no pressure.”
For all their poking and teasing, you're reminded right then and there that your friends would never put you in a situation where they thought you were actually at any risk. The weight you felt on your shoulders lightens somewhat.
“No, no, I definitely still want to play, I just don’t want you guys to get your hopes up.”
“I believe in you.”
Lia bumps shoulders with you quietly. She’s not the most affectionate, so you know she really means it.
“I’ll do my best.”
You let them tweak you a little bit, fixing stray hairs and wiping away smeared lip gloss and hiking up your skirt, giving you their drink orders, before you grab your purse and phone and push in your stool.
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When you finally make it to the bar, he’s in the same spot as you first found him in. He spots you once you get close enough and naturally makes room for you. You set your bag on the bar countertop before hopping up on the empty stool immediately in front of him. The movement causes your skirt to ride up even more and you’re glad you only let Lia hike it up one inch instead of three.
Dani's advice about treating this guy like any other scrub from school reverbs in the back of your head right as the nerves start to set in. With the guys in your art history class, your grade was on the line. There was no room for hesitation when you could barely draw a stick figure, much less write an essay analyzing what an old painting style could tell you about the dairy economy in a certain town like some of your classmates were doing. It was because you were desperate that you were suddenly able to transform into a femme fatale. It also helped that these guys quivered at any interaction with an adult woman.
Tonight's drinks are on the line, you tell yourself. As best you can, you try to trick yourself into entering the same mindset you were in when you would lay on the charm extra thick for the art history guys.
You let the corner of your mouth lift up in a coy smile while you survey the bar. The bartender is moving back and forth quickly to handle the high demand. A second later the girl next to you leaves her spot with a tray of 8 bright pink drinks, practically glowing in the dark. You wonder briefly if you should try to get a round of those for the table.
“—one of those before?”
His voice is deep and pleasant. When you give him a look over your shoulder, you have to suppress a gasp. Up close he's even more handsome. You really have your work cut out for you.
“What?"
"That neon pink drink," he nods back in the direction of the girl who'd taken the cotton candy pink drinks with her. "I was wondering if you'd tried them before."
“No, I haven’t,” you smile, letting your lips part slowly. His eyes dart from your painted eyes to the colored stretch of your mouth and then quickly back up. “Have you?”
“No. But I like to try new things.”
You purse your lips as if in thought, something you've seen other girls do while flirting with guys at school. “You must be pretty unpredictable, then.”
“Huh? Well, I wouldn’t say that.” He stammers a bit and nearly drops his beer bottle trying and failing to put it down. All the intimidation you felt coming from him earlier seems to have disappeared.
“I was just kidding.”
Like it has a mind of its own, your hand reaches out to rest on his arm reassuringly while you continue to laugh at him. His features clear up then and a relieved smile blooms on his face, bringing out an adorable dimple with it.
“You’re teasing me,” he realizes with a good natured huff and steps into your touch.
“You seem kinda fun to tease.” You let your hand linger a little longer before finally pulling it back.
“It’s kinda fun. You're pretty good at it.”
Oddly enough, this isn't as difficult for you as you thought it was going to be. In fact, you find yourself naturally tilting your head and fixing him with an intrigued look from under your lashes. He takes the opportunity to look you over as well, a small smile on his lips.
The personal attention does make you a little nervous despite the fact that it’s positive. So you dig in your purse to avoid looking directly at him for too long and to give your hands something to do. You brush up against a tube of lip gloss, pull it out, and reapply some to your lips.
You look back at him when you realize he’s grown quiet, only to find him following the movements of the gloss brush tracing the curve of your lips, cheeks dusted pink and eyes half-closed like he's in some sort of trance.
Experimentally you press your lips together and then purse them to make sure the gloss is distributed evenly. The man doesn't blink once. Suddenly, all his expensive apparel and large stature aren’t so intimidating.
"Is there something on my face," you smirk.
He slow blinks down at your mouth twice before realizing you're speaking again. His eyes grow wide and he raises a ringed hand to rub at the back of his neck. The movement rustles the hair covering his ears, revealing their pink tips. Cute.
"Just looking."
You laugh a little at him again. He marvels at the way the club lighting dances around in your glossy smile.
"So, how come I've never seen you here before?"
"Well...it's the first time me and my friends have come here."
"I see." He pivots to face you and leans his closest elbow on the counter of the bar. "Are you guys new to the area?"
"You could say that, yeah."
He raises an eyebrow when you don’t elaborate. Without looking away, he raises his hand to signal to the bartender that he wants another drink. When the bartender runs right over, you realize this guy actually might be a big deal. Silently you pull your card out of your wallet as the bartender makes their way over. You figure you’ll have to spend some money before you can really ask someone like him to buy drinks for your table.
"What'll it be,” the bartender asks.
"Two of those pink drinks please," he says and before you can place any order the bartender zooms away.
While the bartender starts preparing the drinks, you turn toward him.
"Who said I wanted the pink drink?"
He grins down at you, a dimple now popping up in each cheek. "Who said it's for you?"
"I'm pretty sure it's for me."
"And what makes you so sure?" He takes a step closer to you.
"Just a hunch," you hum before crossing your legs.
The white fabric of your skirt hikes up your thighs again with the movement. You smooth your palms over the soft material.
"Nice skirt."
"Yeah? You like it?"
"I like it," he admits quietly.
"And the top?" You gesture toward the pair of straps on the matching tube top, manicured nails gliding over your décolletage. He wets his lips.
"The top too."
He reaches out one large hand to one of the straps that have fallen over your shoulder. The drag of his fingers against your bare arm as he fixes it makes you shiver. You lament the loss of contact when pulls his hand back.
The bartender arrives with your drinks then, startling the both of you out of the little staring competition that had spontaneously started. The pink drink seems to glow from within, topped with whipped cream and full of little round ice cubes made from some sort of darker rose syrup floating in the liquid like lava in a lava lamp. The color barely prepares you for the thick sweetness that floods your mouth on the first sip.
"Oh, that's kinda..."
He huffs a laugh around his own first swallow and nods in agreement.
"Not what you wanted?"
"It's just really sweet. You like it?”
He shrugs. “It’s alright. But—"
The way he cuts himself off has you confused for a moment before he's reaching towards you cautiously. You're not too sure what's going on until you feel the pad of his thumb swipe over the corner of your lips carrying away some of the whipped topping from the drink. Your eyes widen when instead of wiping the cream on one of the cocktail napkins available on the counter he brings his thumb to his own lips. In a fraction of a second the cream is gone, but you're left feeling a rush of fluttering warmth on the side of your mouth and in the center of your chest.
"You think your friends would like these?” He slides his drink to the side so he can lean on his elbow and turn to you again. Now's your chance.
“Um, I don’t think this is really their style.”
“What is their style?”
You rattle off their drinks of choice, making sure to mention their favorite brands with a sigh. Of course, whenever you play this game, the brands can change depending on the budget of whoever’s buying. This time, you make sure to name drop as much as possible, per Alexa's request.
“Sounds like your friends really know what they like.”
“Yeah, they have really…unique tastes.” You falter a little under his amused stare. “But we don’t always drink that way. I mean, not every bar even carries all those to begin with.”
“That’s true.” He nods. “This bar has every single of them, though. Pretty lucky, huh?”
“Yep,” you chirp. You’re not sure if you’re in trouble or not because he’s still smiling. He seems to be onto the game, but doesn’t seem bothered by it.
“Well, it would be a shame not to welcome you all to the city. Get whatever you want. My treat.”
“Are you sure?”
You place your hand on his arm again and squeeze for good measure. You don’t miss the way his large bicep flexes under your touch. After a beat, he brings his hand up to grasp yours and holds it while signaling to the bartender again. You give him a blindingly bright smile and he strokes his thumb over your knuckles.
He asks the bartender to ‘take care’ of your table tonight on him, and you realize then that you’ve won the game. The victory isn't nearly as sweet as the pink drinks from earlier. The rules prohibit you from bringing him home or going over to his place. And even if it wasn't prohibited, your vacation is basically over.
“Where are you and your friends from?
You take his hand between yours and play with some of the rings on his fingers. They’re beautiful together in an eclectic way and you wonder if someone chose them for him.
“It’s a kind of small city, not like this one. It’s really just our university and then a few surrounding towns.”
“What made you guys move here then?"
"Oh, Right." You feel guilty. "Me and my friends are just here for vacation."
He blinks at you but takes the news in stride. "Well, if you want—I know the city pretty well since I have a place here—maybe I can give you a tour of the town later this week."
"I'd love that, I really would. But we're actually leaving tomorrow."
"For real?” His eyes grow wide and he looks down at your linked hands before looking over your face. You're shocked to see his features fall.
"Yeah, it sucks."
“Damn,” he smiles bittersweet at the floor. “I wish we’d bumped into each other sooner.”
“I absolutely agree," the sound of Alexa's voice rings loud in your ear.
“Uh, hello. Did you need me for something?" Your voice is high and tight as you fix her with an accusatory stare. You're not 100% positive, but it seemed like you and he were having a moment.
"No, babe, I just wanted to come over and show you my beautiful drink. I wanted to come show my gratitude to you both for making sure we have a good last night. The girls will appreciate that. Thank you, kind sir."
“Name’s Namjoon. And no need to thank me,” he smiles at the exchange between you two and sticks out his hand. Alexa daintily lays her hand in his and he lets out an incredulous laugh before playing along and raising it to his lips.
"What a gentleman," she coos before pinching lightly at the skin of your exposed back. It's a clear message just for you, telling you that there's about to be a change in plans. "What were you guys discussing?"
"I was actually about to offer up our booth. There's more than enough room for your table if you wanted to move. Me and my team—friends definitely wouldn't mind the company."
“You don’t have to do that!” You pipe up, suddenly shy. But it's quickly dashed away as Alexa pulls out her phone and opens up the groupchat.
"Let me just ask our friends if they’d like that."
You already know the answer, so you sigh quietly and gather up your card, phone, and purse. You can’t say you won’t miss the privacy from when it was just you and Namjoon, but you’re glad to be with your friends again as well.
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The move from your little table to the VIP booth is lightning fast. By the time you get your own drink, Lia and Dani are already clutching their things and vibrating with excitement near the ropes leading to the VIP booth. A few of Namjoon’s friends are chatting with them from the other side of the ropes.
Once your group trickles in, you don't miss how they all arrange themselves in the booth so you're forced to sit on the end next to Namjoon with barely any space. The only options are to let one of your legs hang off the edge of the booth the whole time or sit practically half in his lap. Alexa winks at you over the first sip of her next very expensive drink.
Namjoon's friends are occupied by your friends re-telling some of the more exciting parts of the beginning of your vacation. Some story about how 'someone' lost their top while trying to jet ski. You send a weak glare to Lia as she tries to get them to guess just whose top it was. That's what you get for experimenting with spaghetti strings, you suppose.
"Do you guys like to dance," one of his friends says after a while of vibing to the music once the chatter cools down. Hoseok, you think his name was.
"Yes, definitely." Dani remarks while re-applying lip gloss. "You know who's a great dancer?"
"Who?" Hoseok looks around excitedly.
"She's gonna say me," you groan. "Which is not even true but let’s just all move down there already, no more 20 questions."
"Just one more," she pouts. "Namjoon, do you like to dance?"
He looks down at you once he's also out the booth, that little amused smile back on his lips.
"Well, it's not really part of my day job, but I don't mind it too much."
"What's your day job," you blurt out.
"I'm a...musician."
"A musician!" Alexa rushes over to you to link arms. "Did you hear that? Namjoon’s a musician."
"I don't recognize you," Lia says and Hoseok and another one of his friends burst into quiet laughter behind her.
"You definitely won't find Joon’s pics anywhere, that's for sure," one of his friends says. The rest of them dissolve into another fit of giggles.
The club lights hide the muted pink tinge his cheeks take on, and Namjoon leads the way to the dance-floor with a chagrined roll of his eyes.
"You think he's really a musician?” You whisper to Alexa and Lia. Dani is somewhere up ahead, already dancing.
"Maybe technically. Going off the way his friends keep laughing, he's probably, like, a failed SoundCloud rapper or something."
"No failed SoundCloud rapper wears Gucci like that," Lia motions with her chin to some piece of Namjoon’s outfit.
"That's true," you hum.
"Rich parents," Alexa says simply.
You and Lia consider it and then nod.
As you settle on the dance floor, you feel the rest of your nerves drift away. Lia comes over to take a selfie with you, and the two of you flirt with the camera until she's satisfied with the photos you've taken. She grabs your hand and makes a show of spinning you around and you figure that this is how the night will go before you stumble out around 2 or 3am and drunk pack for the flight home the next morning. You let her lead you back, further into the crowd before you bump into someone.
Namjoon's large hand comes to stabilize you at your waist and Lia acts like nothing happened before dancing away, phone light illuminating her sneaky smile.
"You good?" Namjoon's voice is soft in your ear.
"Y-yeah."
"You wanna dance, or should I let you go?"
Your friends shamelessly all look at the way he curves himself around you, all with their thumbs up in encouragement. You're reminded of the way you did the same a few nights prior when Dani was getting hit on by some cute guy at a different club.
At that time it felt fun hyping her up and watching her make a move, seeing how enamored this random guy was with your friend. Of course he is, you thought at the time, she's amazing. And you remember that this is probably what's driving them tonight as well with you and Namjoon.
You chance a look at him and realize that he's come to rest his cheek lightly near your temple, a soft look in his gaze as he awaits your answer.
"Sure, let's dance."
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Namjoon was telling the truth when he said he wasn't all that into dancing. But he put in enough work to be able to follow you and meet you halfway while you were grinding on him to the music.
Even when you shyly stepped away after the first few dances to return to your squealing friends, you loosened up over time with more music and drinks and found yourself naturally ending up on him again. The first few songs turned into more and more and soon you were face-to-face, with his thigh wedged between yours and a heavy palm on your lower back guiding you to the beat.
You're not sure when you decided to abandon your friends and his, but at some point you did return to the booth under the guise of checking your phones. And you did check your phone first. But soon he was crowding you toward the wall by the booth and leaving you with no air of your own.
"You're really leaving tomorrow," he sighed into a bruise he was trying to leave near the hollow of your throat. "Or did you just say that because I was some creep at a bar."
"I never thought you were a creep."
He looks down at you with disbelief before getting distracted by your kiss-swollen lips.
"I mean it. I'm just a little shy sometimes."
"What do you have to be shy about when you look like this, huh?"
"Stop," you laugh lightly and look away from him.
He'd made a comment earlier about how much he liked the pristine white two piece you wore, but you'd been inching his hand up your skirt then. Now, one of his thumbs rubs an idle pattern just below the curve of your breast.
"No, but seriously. Are you actually leaving tomorrow?"
"Yeah. The new term starts for us all in a few days."
"So, leave in a few days," Namjoon whines.
"That's not enough time to get ready for the term."
"But I'll be so alone without you."
He gives you an exaggerated pout that splits into a real smile when you snort at his stupid expression. He pulls you to him just a smidgen tighter then.
"Does this usually work with other girls?"
"I don't know. Never tried it with other girls," he frowns a little at you.
"Sure."
"You know me and the team almost went to Club BigHit last Saturday?"
"Oh, really? That's kinda funny." You try to imagine what might have happened if he'd come to the same club you went to earlier.
"Yeah," Namjoon's voice grows quiet. "If I hadn't gotten sick then we would have met last week."
"Yeah, maybe."
"You sure you can't miss a few days of the term?"
"Yes, I'm sure." You let out an exasperated laugh. "You can't really be this upset that an actual stranger is just passing through your life."
"No, I know. I just—," he lets his head fall forward until he's touching his forehead to yours. "It was like something clicked when I saw you. I feel like I need more time with you."
"Oh," your voice comes out a little breathier than you expected.
The same look that had flashed across his face when you first came up to him finally gets to rest on his features. You want to let him down gently because you really can't play catch up during the first week of school.
"Tell you what. I can't miss the beginning of the term but if you make a song with my name in it and it gets...say, 50,000 listens, I'll buy a ticket that same day and come meet you. Wherever you are."
He pins you with a look then, inquisitive and dark. His eyes scan your open expression for something, before whatever he finds passes the test. He stands up tall.
"And it just needs to have 50,000 listens?"
In your mind you were thinking it would be too lofty for a failed SoundCloud rapper, but something in his tone sounds like he's rising to the challenge and it makes you nervous. You spent a lot on this vacation, you can't afford to actually fly out so soon if he somehow managed to get the listens and call your bluff. Besides, targets are off limits.
"Um, actually make that 150,000. And it has to have my area code in it too." You rattle off the three digits to him and he quickly types your conditions into the notes app on his phone.
"Is that it?"
"That's it, I guess."
"Deal."
Namjoon pockets his phone and leans back into your space. Any worries you had clawing to the forefront of your mind vanish when he presses soft lips to yours once more.
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A month passes.
You don't end up having a one-night-stand with Namjoon because it wouldn't be fair to your friends when they'd clicked with a target but didn't take them home. That and because Dani got sick on the dance floor from mixing strawberry daiquiri with one too many pink drinks. But you do pass on your full number after he very nearly begs you to give it to him while packing into a cab.
And then he never used it.
It's not that you were expecting much, but when a month passes with not so much as word from him, you figure he forgot about you and your little bet.
Then 2 months pass.
Even though you know that you only spent a fraction of a day with him, you can't help thinking about Namjoon. Namjoon and his pretty eyes and pretty words that made you think there was some sort of connection there. You realize after the first two weeks back that you don't have his number but by the time 2 months pass, you realize that was definitely on purpose.
4 months pass.
You're over it, swamped with end of term work like finals and grading and putting in hours at work. But every time your friends suggest a little fun and hooking you up with someone, every time someone asked for your number at a coffee shop, you said no. Because you're over it and you're busy and not at all disappointed for how hard you fell for the lies some failed SoundCloud rapper fed you on a vacation one time.
19 weeks pass.
You're all in Lia's apartment, basking in the first few days of the end of classes even if it means finals are a few days later. Alexa is playing her favorite playlist on the speakers and you're taking a break to get some coffee going in the small kitchenette.
While the coffee machine starts up you wander back to the main room. Alexa is leaning over to turn the music up, one of her favorite songs just now coming up.
"Who's this again," Dani pipes up from her spot on the couch. "It's that one guy's collab with the Bulletproof Girlscouts, right?"
"Yep," Alexa checks the song title before sighing. "This song is so old now."
"True, but it's my favorite one on the whole album."
"I guess it really has been two years since his last album, huh." Dani muses and then goes back to her practice problem set.
You try not to laugh at how cute Alexa looks sulking because her favorite artist hasn't put out any music in so long.
"Why don't you just play his new stuff," Lia says.
"He's on indefinite hiatus. This is as new as it gets."
Lia picks up her own phone, showing it to the group.
"He released a new single this morning."
"What!"
Alexa scrambles from her seat to grab her headphones and jam them into her phone. You all know how she gets about her music and let her have a moment to soak up the new song while you get up to check on the coffee.
It takes a few minutes to get cups out and put everything together since everyone has different tastes, so you're in the middle of pouring creamer when you hear a chorus of screams.
"Why are we screaming?"
You rush into the main room again only to be bombarded with music from the speaker, this time turned up as high as it can go. What must be the new song comes through the speaker, the bass vibrating on the ground as the speaker pumps.
"Okay, yes, new song. It's good but I don't get—"
"Just listen to the fucking bridge," Dani's voice comes out incredibly shrill as she cuts you off.
The beat surges for the bridge and suddenly the lyrics turn into the artist growling about some girl he met at the club with the prettiest little white outfit he'd ever seen. Saying something that sounds oddly like your name, although you figure that can't be right. But then the next verse has your name in it too, and the next one, and the next one.
Your feet take you to where Alexa's phone is plugged in and you pick up the phone to look at the song. It's indeed a song by her favorite artist, a prolific and mysterious rapper who's never shown his face and who'd been on hiatus from making music. The song title is simple, a small string of numbers that look suspiciously like your area code.
When you let out a tiny gasp, your friends let out more excited shrieks. You ignore them in favor of thumbing through the music app to the artist's page where the new single lies at the top of his discography. To the right of all his songs are the stream counts. Most of his older songs have a few dozen million or so. This brand new one sits at a modest 4 million, but the numbers trickle up as the app updates them in real time.
"What the hell?"
"I know!" Alexa cries, tears shining in her eyes. "I can't believe we sat in a VIP booth with him and I didn't even recognize his stupid voice!"
"What are you gonna do," Dani smiles widely at your stunned face. "Are you gonna call him?"
"I don't have his number," you say simply. Your voice comes out monotone with shock.
"You didn't get his number?" Alexa starts crying for real.
"People are blowing my phone up about this," Lia says once the song ends and begins again on a loop. "You might want to turn off your phone. It's just a matter of time until people start snooping around."
"Right."
You grab your phone from your pocket. On instinct you scan through your socials one last time before turning it off. There's a startling number of texts, calls, emails, and notifications on your social media apps. Curiosity gets the best of you and you open up one of them only to find your name trending as the top hashtag. Clicking on it brings up a bunch of tweets both from fans raving about the new song and wondering who the muse is, to random accounts with identical names in the handle all claiming to be said muse.
"Oh my god, he tweeted!" Dani shoves her phone into your hands.
As of right now [2:38pm] we're at 5.76 million streams. That's more than 150,000...
"What does that mean," she asks you.
"It means...he wants me to fly out to see him. Today."
"Oh my god."
Alexa screams again and at this point you've lost count of how many that is. Lia gets out of her chair and tucks her chin over your shoulder to read the post herself.
"You need to go," Alexa shouts. "I'll help you pack, let's go."
"What about finals?"
"Are you—are you actually thinking of not going because of finals?"
"I mean—"
"If you want me die, just say that," she does something with her mouth that looks like a manic smile.
"What Lex means to say is that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'm sure even the profs would understand."
You're not sure what to say. First of all, you still don't have his number. Second of all, you're not sure how to fight through all the other accounts claiming to be you to let him know you saw the song. Third, you don't even know where to fly to. Fourth—
A Twitter notification chimes from your phone and a deadly hush falls over everyone. You go to your DM inbox with shaking fingers only to find a message request from an unknown sender. When you open the request, it's from Namjoon's agency.
Good afternoon,
You are being contacted today because one of our artists wishes to meet you. If you consent to the meeting, please review the flight information and tentative itinerary below and respond with your address and contact information. Please also note that the travel plans are for today [MM/DD/YYYY], so your response at your earliest convenience would be much appreciated. If you would like to go but cannot make it today—
"Do you think they'll send a car or should I book her a ride to the airport now?" Dani turns to Alexa.
"They'll probably send one to make sure the schedule is followed."
"That's true but what about—"
Lia taps you on the shoulder, startling you out of your stupor.
"There's a convenience store two doors down. Whatever you buy we can put in one of my suitcases and you can just take that. There's probably not enough time to go all the way back to your place."
"I—yeah, okay."
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7 hours later finds Alexa, Dani and Lia finished with studying for the night. The entertainment channel is playing on the TV and the three of them have their heads bent over their phones and laptops, refreshing all the major gossip sites for updates.
"Maybe she's not even there yet," Dani sighs when the page she just refreshed shows no new posts.
"Yeah, I mean we still don't even know where she is," Lia says while putting her laptop to sleep. "What if they made her sign an NDA?"
"Even if they did, she'd probably still tell us once she got there. She's probably just busy killing time on the plane."
"She's sleeping!" Alexa screams a second later.
"Huh? How do you know that?"
"Check his instagram," is all she says before frantically typing a message to you about souvenirs.
Lia looks over at Dani's phone as she pulls up Namjoon's page. The rest of the layout is bare given his up until recent hiatus and the fact that he never posted any type of selfie. The video uploaded a mere 20 seconds ago undoes all the previous minimalism of the entire account.
The post isn't even of Namjoon. It's a black and white 5 second video of the top half of your naked back and shoulders, the rest of your body covered by the sheets. One of your arms is raised to cover your head with a pillow. The only sign of Namjoon is the arm that reaches out from the bottom of the frame, making it clear that he took the video himself. His hand reaches out to trace a heart over the skin of your shoulder blade. The caption reads:
Thanks for keeping your promise
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characteroulette · 3 years
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okay okay okay okay
now that I’ve finished DGS1 and can think of nothing else, let me elabourate on what I’ve been ranting about to Verse and my sister (thanks for putting up with me hahaha)
(spoilers for all of DGS1 by the by we going HARD)
So the overarching theme of DGS1 is Trust. How it’s built up, who deserves it, how to extend your hand to those who may not deserve it, and how to build it back up when it’s been broken. Each case builds on this as Ryuunosuke goes on his journey and I think it’s handled really, really well
Case 1, Asougi teaches you the basics of Trust. He tells you that he will trust you and follow you until the end. Twice, right at the beginning of the trial, he tells you that your actions are betraying his trust, even though Ryuunosuke thinks he’s doing it to spare his friend the pain.
(like, seriously, Asougi pretty much says “How sad. You don’t trust that I actually believe in you.” and then “You would throw that trust right back in my face by just accepting a Guilty verdict, huh?” it’s really explicit) (which is probs the only reason why I noticed it hahaha)
But as the trial goes on, Asougi’s unwavering belief in Ryuunosuke helps our protag boy believe in himself. And he trusts Asougi easily due to their close friendship, but you see the shift from “there’s no way I’m gonna be able to prove my innocence” to “I can’t do anything except prove my innocence” as the trial goes on, just because Asougi never stops believing in Ryuunosuke.
And then Case 2 hits and you have to learn to trust others who might seem like enemies at first. This chapter’s mostly for Susato’s growth, because she starts off absolutely not trusting you, but as you hang out and investigate together she just naturally slots into your little sister role and, before she even realises it, she’s trusting Ryuunosuke and working hard to help him prove his innocence. She admits in the end that she should never have doubted you, but you can tell this experience made a deep impression on her, as her trust in Ryuunosuke never wavers and I think that’s beautiful. ;w;
Next is Hosonaga! An odd addition, but he places his trust in Ryuunosuke pretty immediately and easily, showing just how much of an impact Asougi and Ryuunosuke’s relationship made on him during Case 1. The fact that he places any trust in Ryuunosuke at all is enough to bolster Ryuunosuke’s resolve, since Ryuunosuke needed to not be so alone while grieving for his best friend’s death on top of having to prove his innocence. (The whole of DGS1 handles grief really well, I think also, but that’s another essay I’ll have to write.)
And then the disaster man himself, Sherlock. (/Herlock) He’s the reason why Ryuunosuke’s been arrested again and it’s very, very hard to trust this man. I think they did a really good job of making his personality abrasive enough to be just exasperating enough that you can’t take him seriously, but also for you to feel fondness towards his dumb ass. (The perfect AA balance, honestly.) Sherlock is a hard nut to crack, appearing as if he never truly suspected you of any wrongdoing to begin with (it’s his whimsical nature that does it), but you really get a sense of how easily he builds up a rapport with Ryuunosuke from their first whole conversation.
Once you engage in your first Dance of Deduction with Sherlock, that’s it. You’re his friend now. And he basically is just treating you as such from then on, no hesitations on letting you out of your shackles and mischievously putting you right back in them once you’ve finished. Sherlock has seen your character and trusts you, even if he won’t say so outright.
(That one line really hits me, where he basically admits that he was treating this as a game and not fully realising how deeply the whole event has hit Ryuunosuke and Susato. Asougi was their friend, and his admitting that all of his mischief and jokes weren’t ever quite appropriate, given the circumstances, is touching and the actual moment, I think, where Ryuunosuke starts placing his trust in Sherlock in return.)
Case 3 is the big one. Ryuunosuke is sent to defend a man whom he’s not even sure is innocent. The trial goes along and you, the player, can do nothing even if you know what’s really happening. All you can do is trust that Ryuunosuke can handle things and it’s a huge, HUGE step for them to take to have your client mislead you like this. And so successfully!
But the damage is done and Ryuunosuke’s trust in his resolve, his friend’s belief, is broken. Not shattered, thankfully, but broken enough to make Ryuunosuke hesitant to place his trust in anyone again.
Unfortunately, Case 4 comes barrelling out the gate and you’re called upon to place your trust in someone yet again. Ryuunosuke is clearly not ready for it, his narration makes it clear, but you as the player ask Ryuunosuke to trust in you. He goes along and investigates despite being unsure, which as Susato points out (I think it was Susato), he’d made his mind up long before actually taking on the case.
This is also! Where we get to see that, despite all the airs and pretences Barok van Zieks puts on, he’s willing to place more trust in Ryuunosuke than he rightly should. Once Ryuunosuke has the truth in his sights, Van Zieks allows him to continue on his fancies. Van Zieks willingly engages him in discussions and helps iron out all the logic along the way. And though Ryuunosuke doesn’t realise it fully himself, he also starts to trust Van Zieks in return, thinking of him not as an opponent so much as a colleague. Maybe even a friend.
(All I can say is that it’s 1-3 Edgeworth all over again and I LIVE for this shit owo)
Since the truth is secured, along with your client’s innocence, Ryuunosuke’s willingness to trust has been mended somewhat. So we next turn to our client of Case 5, who needs to learn the same lesson after similar events have broken her ability to trust. Gina makes for an interesting parallel to Ryuunosuke in this regard, since they experience a whole slew of terrible events that test their ability to trust. The difference is simply that Ryuunosuke was willing to have friends, to keep trusting others, whereas Gina refused to have friends or place any trust in others even though she desperately wanted to.
That conversation she, Susato, and Ryuunosuke have about it at her cell is really good. The one they have during their night together at Sherlock’s attic is great, too! Iris admitting that she does have her own doubts and Gina, through no benefit of her own, going to confirm on Iris’ behalf because maybe this Sherlock person could be trustworthy after all. Ryuunosuke admitting that he had doubts about Asougi’s trust in him, but as the trial progressed, finding that it was an unwavering belief that Asougi placed in him and how it stopped even being a question in his mind.
Because, to place your trust in someone else, you must first trust yourself.
(shit I forgot to mention) This is a big breaking point for Susato, too! Because she loses her trust in the Law after both Case 3 and Case 4. She’s seen what the London courts will do and realises that, if others are going to play dirty, then it might be better to engage right back. But her unwavering faith in Ryuunosuke helps her realise that what she’s done is wrong and, though her faith in the legal system has taken a big hit, she knows that Ryuunosuke won’t give up the fight. Ryuunosuke will do everything he can to help his clients and she believes in him whole-heartedly.
And Van Zieks sees this, too! He sees this fierce dragon before him, fighting even the government of Britain to protect his client, and thinks to himself, “This is exactly what our system has been needing.” And he joins in the fight! The police hold no authority in the courts; to Van Zieks, it is just him and Ryuunosuke, figuring out the whole truth, no matter how painful it may be.
And Ryuunosuke takes this trust with him all the way through, even getting his permission to participate in trials revoked in order to save Gina.
And that’s why Ryuunosuke is probably the greatest lawyer next to Apollo in the whole series thanks for coming to my essay talk
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wowsoboring · 3 years
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Deconstructing baseless Harry Potter arguments #1: Harmony Edition
There’s a very helpful account on instagram (this instagram page merely gathers toxic harmony shippers, they don’t ship Harmione or hate all Harmione shippers, please don’t send them hate, show them love and support) where you can essentially find stupid fucking bashers who make baseless arguments. I’m all for Harmione shippers, as long as they don’t denounce Romione, bash Ron and just peacefully co-exist. To my pleasure, such people are out there: they just dont seem to be seen as often as the ones that are not nice. Maybe all I see is the mean people and the majority is nice, but in this post, I am attacking those who make baseless claims and bash Ron/Romione/Hinny/Ginny. I don’t myself hate all Harmione shippers. On top of that, as a Romione/Ron fan, i do acknowledge Ron’s character flaws along with Hermione’s and I hold them on the same pedestal.
This is copied directly from my own instagram page, granger.weasley_ on ig.
Anyways let's get deconstructing
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Yeah okay mf; maybe don’t compare real-life relationships with fucking fictional ones. Your relationship going wrong has nothing to do with Ron/Hermione. It has everything to do with you and your ex: the *real life* people involved in it.
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The weird subreddits and discord servers also seem to have a lot of die-hard Harmione “non-canon” shippers. They bash Ron and Romione (along with Ginny and Hinny) with a burning passion without any objective sense of remorse. They ignore all the merits of Ron’s character and bash him to push their agenda. They can’t even do so much as fucking acknowledge any of Hermione’s character flaws but still somehow manage to fixate on that one time when 11 year old Ron just shit-talked one line while Hermione had just publicly humiliated him in front of the Charms class and practically shouted at him for doing the spell wrong just before. I personally don’t because Hermione was 11 too and wasn’t that good at social cues that early on, which is more than okay. Neither am I.
Only a few people in the Romione fandom bash Hermione. And it’s not like Harmione shippers (most, not all!) don’t bash Ron and Ginny remorselessly, right? The fucking hypocrisy.
If someone considers Ron as the best member of the trio, it is their own opinion and not a fact. I do that. If you consider Harry and Hermione as the best member of the trio or in the whole wizarding world, most people don’t give a flying fuck and probably won’t argue with you because it is simply an opinion. That will only happen when you pass that off as a fact.
Statistically speaking, most (not FUCKING all) Harmione moments are in the movies. The weird dance scene especially. The passionate kiss that happens in Ron’s vision, shit like that. Ron is pushed to the sidelines in the last set of movies while Harry and Hermione show each other endless love and support. “I’ll go with you”. The books on the other hand, describe Harry and Hermione as siblings multiple times, with very little Harmione references.
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So you don't want us to fixate on the large majority of Harmione shippers who do the exact same thing, just kissing Hermione's and Harry's ass and hating on Ron. However you will fixate on people who are most likely not EVEN bashing or hating but pointing out a few character flaws in Hermione in a fair and unbiased way. I would know, I'm a huge fan of Hermione as an individual character (in the books). The only criticism I've seen of Hermione to this day has not been bashing. In the comment section of my own fics (shameless plug) I've seen some Hermione bashing. On an ao3 comment section. And I've seen so damn fucking many people bashing Ron, Ginny, the Weasleys etc. and garner tens and thousands of upvotes on quora.
What does Ron even need excusing for? The running away incident and Krum. What does Hermione need excusing for? Canaries, contributing to Ron's insecurities by making him jealous through Cormac and Krum even though she didn't even like them (especially not Cormac, she fucking hated him). Ron wore a locket that literally highlighted his fatal flaw (insecurity) in an echo chamber. Harry kept getting annoyed when Ron wanted to check in on his family. Harry asked Ron to leave; Ron didn't say that shit in the books about Harry's parents being dead: that was plain shock value.
And sorry for repeating myself but I have seen quite a few Harmione shippers bash Ron and Ginny and excuse every single thing Harry and Hermione have done.
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37 upvotes on this weird comment that makes no sense? Echo chamber alert! You know what us Romione/Ron fans all have in common? We have never experienced such an echo chamber. I made a pro Ron/Romione post on reddit and got a considerable amount of people who bashed Ron and Romione in the comments.
The amount of Hermione haters is very few compared to Ron bashers. Nobody hates Hermione for being independent, determined, etc. We dislike perfect movie Hermione who’s an unrealistic image of females and seems like some sort of agenda than a real woman. Most Romione shippers/Ron fans and book fans in general (except for you apparently) dislike movie Hermione and still are fans of realistic book Hermione. Most, not all. In general, we do not claim anyone who does the exact same thing to Harry and Hermione that these sorts of Harmione shippers do to Ron, Romione, Hinny and Ginny. I say this on the behalf of all Romione shippers and Ron fans.
Ron's not a bitchy lay-about drama causing loser. That's Steve Kloves's movie Ron. In the books Ron is realistic and simplistic and apologizes whenever he causes problems. He acts up substantially twice in a span of 7 years where he is also a hormone-fuelled teenager.
This is so contradictory and juxtaposed to the point of near delusion. First you talk about how Romione shippers bash Hermione and then you bash Ron as a Harmione shipper. Mate, fighting fire with fire will get you called a hypocrite. Fix yourself.
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So the movies are fine when they work according to your agenda? And yes how dare he add such a (fake) chemistry fuelled moment between Harry and Hermione while defeating the entire purpose and groundwork for Romione, the sadness caused by Ron leaving and so many more things? Those Harmione moments you mention seem friendship -esque more than anything else.
Steve Kloves's moments ruined many things while just paying fan service to the Harmione fans he'd birthed through years in the course of 6 movies where he showed Ron as a, how you so eloquently describe it, lay - about drama causing bitchy loser, Harry as one dimensional and Hermione as a zero - dimensional Mary Sue who might as well be the main titular character. Obviously Harmione fans such as yourself don't see the problem with it as it fits your narrative
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We do care about Harry and Hermione at large. Most Romione shippers rightfully bash Draco, Pansy, etc. not particularly Harry and Hermione, that's quite rare. Harry and Hermione can get along without Ron as friends. Ron and Harry can also get along without. Hermione as friend. So can Hermione and Ron without Harry as friends or more. I don't understand your point and how what you said is any different than Romione or Ronarry’s friendship.
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Constant arguing is not what they do. They bicker, they apologize, and sometimes they just do it for the heck of it. They are argumentative teenager. Opposites attract doesn't work in the sense of fire and ice, it works in the case of Brownie and ice-cream. Ron is passionate, laid back and insecure. Hermione's passionate, a workaholic and not as insecure. Ron can help her get calm and composed and get her to give herself a break. Hermione can motivate Ron and re - enforce his confidence.
It wouldn't be step incest. Harry and Ginny do not regard each other as siblings. They do not look similar whatsoever. And a Harmione shipper also bashes Hinny and Ginny along with Ron and Romione? Checks out
" that fucked up Harmony" hahaha. What?
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Are you literally going to date someone on the basis of what Harry Potter ships they prefer? That is so shallow end depraved. Your Harry Potter ship preferences should not be the groundwork for your dating life. Please understand that. Harry Potter is a fictional world which is not real. Hogwarts doesn't exist. Magic doesn't exist. I sound like a Dursley but that's what it is: a fictional realm with fictional character. I would personally not give a fuck if my best friend or significant other was a Harmione shipper. In the case of them being a Ron basher, I would ignore it as if it was just a minor inconvenience and something we wouldn't be discussing and that's how it should be with you. Fuck BuzzFeed, your opinion on what Harry Potter ship / character is your favorite says squat about your personality and relationship with others in a romantic or platonic context. But who cares? Live your life however you want. I'll be stoic.
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It's not opposites attract rubbish or high school opposites attract. Ron and Hermione aren't polar opposites like I said, they are a bit different but similar too in many ways. They have a lot more in common than Harry and Hermione. Ron and Harry have the most in common. Both Ron and Hermione are passionate, loving, argumentative, caring, etc. Your argument lacks substance. It's biased trash. And what does “obhwf " mean?
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at the end of the day, i’m just an annoyed teenager. I try my best to be open-minded to people but only as long as they are too. I tried to use my brain more than my feelings for this post. 
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Chasing the Past Pt. 2 (Johnny Lawrence x Reader)
Click for Part 1 
Request by Anon: Could I please get a Johnny Lawrence imagine where he and the reader (who is daniels sister) are secretly dating. Maybe like an old flame back in the 80s and now they reconnected?
A/N: In the first part (Y/N), Daniel LaRusso’s sister,  came back to LA after five years of being away. She reconnects with Johnny and wakes up in his apartment after getting drunk at a party. In this part (Y/N) and Johnny have to face Daniel and his rage hahaha
Warnings: swearing(!!!), mentions of alcohol, angst, fluff and maybe a little bit of slight smut
Wordcount: 2473
Johnny’s face is almost doubled right in front you, but you see it as a good thing, twice as much of Johnny is great. Four bright blue eyes are much better than just two. But then there are two again. He has you close to him, his strong hands resting on your hips, slowly making their way further down to your ass and he is twirling you around. You dance. “I missed you, Johnny” you slur and cup his beautiful face, on it the dirtiest grin you have ever seen. He doesn’t answer, just squeezes your ass and suddenly kisses you. Almost too much tongue, red lipstick on his face, sloppy kisses on the neck and the jaw. You are melting under his touch.
Blurry way though the dark, you are laughing, Johnny and you still dancing together through the night. In his hand a bagged bottle, you don’t care what’s inside as you take a sip. You stop for a heated make-out session, he presses your back hardly against the wall of an apartment complex and his hands are already making their way under your sweatshirt. The bottle slips out of his hands and breaks on the ground. “God, I’ve been thinking about doing this for five years!” Johnny grunts and almost violently kisses you. “Get a fucking room!” someone shouts angrily in the distance “Get away from here, you fucking pervs!”
White sheets, clothes everywhere, naked bodies, Johnny’s hands all over you, moans. You are enjoying yourself. Johnny’s messy blonde hair.
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“Fuck”, you said again, almost in disbelief but this time you were smiling. Out of the sudden, Johnny moved. Your heart started beating, you didn’t know if you were ready for any conversation. You didn’t even know if Johnny would regret this or not. You most certainly didn’t, you just wished to remember a little bit more of the steamy night.
“Good morning, princess”, he whispered, voice all raspy and sleepy, he yawned and stroked your hair, “Did you sleep well?”
“I feel like shit” you admitted and sat up, dragging the covers over your bare chest, which immediately stressed how your head was still heavy and spinning. You almost wished you didn’t sit up in the first place, you wanted to lay on Johnny’s chest again. But you didn’t and just stared at him. God, he was still so beautiful. You then signed over to his naked torso, “Did we…?” You still had to reassure yourself that this amazing night actually happened.
“Oh yeah” Johnny answered proudly and sat up too. You were surprised when the first thing he did was kissing you. This Johnny you didn’t know, you caught glimpses of him, but he never fully showed himself. Then he got out of bed, put on some clothes and turned to you.
“I’ll get you an Aspirin and then I will make you breakfast”
“What is it with you Johnny?” you asked, completely perplexed, “You never made me breakfast, you never cared the next morning” Johnny shrugged: “And you see what it got me, the girl who finally made me get over Ali and the fight with Daniel, who made my life a little less miserable just disappeared on me for five years without a trace. I don’t want you to disappear on me again for god knows how many years this time”
Without a trace was a lie, he still could’ve gone to Daniel LaRusso, ask him about his sister, ask for her phone number, her address. But when you went to college you made it perfectly clear that Daniel would kill him without having second thoughts for banging his sister and if he didn’t manage, you would’ve killed him yourself. And after all this time Johnny asked himself why he cared about that, why he was such a pussy and cared about what Daniel would think and do, above all. Now he didn’t anymore, he had no fucks to give about it anymore. As long as you were by his side for a little while, he could live with Daniel hating him more than he did already.
“Glad, to have been at your service, you asshole” you said rolling your eyes but still laughing.
“You’re welcome. So, are you saying we keep that going or what?”
You shrugged.
“Does that mean you are staying in Reseda?”
You shrugged again, it kind of did but you’d never know for how long. Thankfully, Johnny dropped the topic after that. Just like you, he really wasn’t the type to talk relationships. Maybe you two would’ve taken a different path when he had been the last time but that was again, ancient history.
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The breakfast was simple, Johnny wasn’t the greatest cook, but that was okay, you weren’t either. It was more about the time you spent together. It was fun, it felt amazing being with him in his tiny kitchen, just talking about the old times and joking around. It was even fun when he flunked a spoonful of scrambled eggs directly in your face. You ate, you took a shower you scrubbed off all the remaining make-up from last and you felt a little bit better. Johnny enjoyed having you over. Normally, he didn’t let his girls stay that long, he usually made them go home very quickly, not so with you. He’d even be okay with you staying the whole day, hell, even another night or two. But as soon as you got of shower his hope vanished.
“I need to go home now” you announced shyly.
“So soon?” “Yeah, Danny is probably worried sick, I also promised him, we go out for sushi today, just us two.”
Johnny rolled his eyes and hugged you suddenly, almost a little too tightly “Don’t you want to stay?”
“To be honest, I do, but I also want to spend some time with my big brother.”
“I guess, I’ll drive you home then” “Only if you want to, I can walk or get a cab”. Fortunately, you didn’t manage to lose your handbag at the beach, so you’d have enough money.
“That is out of question. I always drive my babes!” Johnny said proudly which was a big fat lie, he didn’t always bother but with you, it was another situation.
The car ride was not as bad as you had expected, you didn’t get sick which you were afraid you would do because you still could remember well enough how fast Johnny drove. Yet, it was great to sit in his red Pontiac Firebird again, it shot your memories straight back to high school when you secretly hung out with Johnny for a couple of times. Sadly, it was over too soon. Johnny pulled up in the driveway to Daniel’s apartment building. He quickly got out of the car to open the car door for you before you could reach the handle yourself.
“Wow, I don’t know if like that new Johnny” you laughed and nudged him, “Far too nice!”
“Yeah, would you like me doing that instead?” Johnny’s eyes darkened and you remembered also seeing that look last night and out of a sudden he pinned you between the red Firebird and him, his face very close to yours.
“Do you like me being a bad guy instead?”, his lips brushed over you when he talked. And you wanted to say yes or even nod but you breath quickened; your hart started beating a faster rhythm.
“Thought so.” he whispered into your ear sending shivers down your spine on that hot summer day. He was just about to kiss you, maybe you should go back to his place after all, you thought, when you were instantly interrupted.
“What the fuck are you doing here, Lawrence!?!?!?” a scream echoed through the whole block, “Get the fuck away from her!”
Johnny promptly jumped to side but as soon as the realized who that was coming from a dirty grin appeared on his perfectly shaped lips. Daniel, face almost grey with fury, was running towards them, eyes all wild, hands clenched to fists.
“Oh fuck”, you gasped but couldn’t hold back a laugh, that was too absurd, “Maybe you should’ve dropped me off a few blocks away”
“Nah, this is going to be fun”
But you thought otherwise, this was going to be anything else bun fun. Comical, but definitely not fun.
“What the fuck is wrong with you, (Y/N)?” Daniel yelled pointing a finger at you when he finally came to a halt right in front of you.
“Nothing’s wrong with me, I’m completely fine, thanks for asking Danny”
“Don’t you fucking talk back to me like that!” “Jesus, Daniel, watch your filthy mouth, you didn’t swear that much since forever.”
“Who the fuck do you think you are?” Daniel kept on, ignoring your sarcastic remarks, “You did not come home the whole night, I’ve got no call, nothing. I didn’t sleep, I was waiting for you, I was so fucking worried and then you finally decide to come here with him and you’re talking to me like I’m the bad guy?” Daniel pointed at Johnny without even looking at him.
“Ok, mom, calm down”
“Don’t you mom me, (Y/N). You smell like a fucking distillery; you look like shit and where the fuck are your shoes?” You looked down on your bare feet, then at Johnny who had protectively placed a hand on the small of your back and you two suddenly burst out laughing. Your drunk ass simply lost them at the beach.
“How dare you even make a sound?” Daniel shouted, this time at Johnny. It was getting embarrassing, even some neighbours were now watching how Daniel took a threatening step towards Johnny. He still was a few inches smaller than him, but he managed to compensate that with his glance. A little bit more wrath, you thought, and he would be shooting sparks out of his usually warm brown eyes.
“Damn, LaRusso, don’t wet your pants. You look like you are about to die from a heart attack” “Shut the hell up, Lawrence” Daniel growled and came even closer, so close the tips of their noses almost touched and Johnny just kept on smiling, he didn't even flinch “You think you’re so funny, huh?”
Johnny shrugged, he did.
“What the hell is my sister doing with you?”
“She just likes me a lot more than she likes you” Johnny’s grin kept getting dirtier and dirtier with every word leaving his mouth “Actually, she always liked me a lot. When I was beating your ass in high school, (Y/N) always has been hanging out with me instead of pitying you. While you were training with your weird-ass sensei, I gave her rides all the time, we were friends. When you won in ’84 she didn’t go with you to celebrate your illegal kick, she stayed behind and cared for me. Dragged me out of the parking lot and brought me into a hospital together with Bobby and Dutch. She just never told you because a delicate little flower like you would simply die from that. And when you were trimming trees, I fucked her every goddamn day until she went away”
Your eyes widened and you looked at Johnny in shock then at Daniel who needed a second to process everything that had been said. That was about it, Johnny dropped the bomb, he told Daniel everything that was kept secret from him and everything that he needed to know.
“You did fucking what?” Daniel asked through clenched teeth, his hands shaking, he was barely holding himself back and you knew, some whit was about to go down real quick.
“I fucked your sister LaRusso, five years ago and tonight and she liked it”
And you couldn’t even say anything against it, every bit of it was true. And when Daniel gave you a quick look he knew exactly. And then, very unlikely for Daniel he threw his first punch, Johnny immediately blocking it. He shoved you to the side so wouldn’t get between them. Both stood in fighting positions and then everything happened so fast. There was a lot of fists and legs and kicks and punches, too rapid for your eyes to grasp it. And you couldn’t believe it. After all these years, these to very still ready to kill each other. But you had enough, you had enough of this stupid rivalry, you had enough of them hating each other for no reason and you definitely had enough of being their recent motive for fighting.
“Stop!” you yelled, they ignored you, “Stop it! I’ve had enough of your stupid Karate bullshit! I’m sick and tired of you two always fighting. I can’t deal with being dragged into it! I fucking hate this. Why is this the first thing that happens to me after being back after five fucking years? Why you always have to be such a drama queen, Daniel? Why are you the only person you care about, huh? And you” you turned your shouting towards Johnny “why do you always have to keep the fire going why can’t you just let it be for once?”
Your screams were much louder than Daniel’s before, but the fighting enemies still ignored you.
“If one of you throws another punch, I’m gonna call the cops and you two can sort it out in a prison cell! I don't want you to kill each other just because you see me as an object that can only belong to one of you. I'm not, I like both of you. You're my brother and I love you. And I fucking love him, Daniel”
These words worked magic on Johnny who immediately let his arms sink and whilst he looked at you, worry written into his face, he received one last kick in the guts for losing his concentration. You threw yourself at Daniel and tried to hold him back from doing more damage, for a second you were afraif he was about to kill Johnny. But with you holding him, he did not dare to keep on fighting. He didn't want to hurt you. And yet he tried to free himself from you.
“Please, Danny” you cried “Please stop and let me be!”
Daniel remained silent and calmed down, you let him go. You went over to Johnny and embraced him, he hissed under your touch but couldn’t help himself than to press you closely to his chest. His face was beaten, his lip was bleeding, and a fresh cut crowned his brow.
“I’m so sorry, babe!” he whispered into your ear and kissed your cheek. He never apologized for fighting. Until now.
“No, I’m sorry!” you said and stroked back the sweaty hair from his forehead, then you turned to your brother, “You better be sorry, too”
“I am.”
“LaRusso is sorry?” Johnny wondered and spat blood on the ground, “That’s new”
“Shut up!” you shushed him
“I am sorry, (Y/N), I didn’t know you liked this jerk that much.” “To be fair, me neither” Johnny admitted “But I fucking love her, too, LaRusso, you know?” Daniel nodded, maybe for his sister’s sake he was ready to give his last enemy up.
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cosmiclatte28 · 3 years
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My Fault (Jeno x reader)
a/n: semi angst - fluff- happy end!
trigger warning : mentioned drunk scene, break up, nothing too wild i guess
tag list @neopalette @yutahoes (it's jeno your little boy) and idk who else hahaha
enjoy!!
It's just another day in the big study room and you're busy looking for motivation to start preparing for your upcoming tests. Life has been great for the first few weeks, parties, strolls, games, picnics and boom midterms! Your boyfriend has been a great moral and mental support for the last three months and you cannot exchange him for anything in this world! Not even extra sleep.
“Where should we sit?” Jeno, your lover for three months, asks you with his trademark smile on his face.
You look around the room, there's not many people studying. Afterall it's Friday and people usually go partying or go for a movie night but you can’t. Not when you have test next week.
“That table has a chair for two and it's next to the window! The sun is still bright and we can open the window if you want some air.” You point to the spot that looks warm with the sun and no one seems to be around.
Jeno nods and just walks to take the other seat when you quickly drag the chair to sit down.
You begin to open your laptop and Jeno also opens his own laptop. He agrees to come with you tonight not just to accompany you, but he also has a paper due by the weekend and he hasn’t started yet.
In the comfortable silence both Jeno and you are submerged in your own focus. Occasionally you see Jeno typing furiously on his keyboards but sometimes he just has his hand on his face while his eyes scan through some journals maybe.
You giggle as you take a sip from the cold fruit tea you bought along the way. Your slurping sound makes Jeno looks up from his screen and raises a brow.
You hand over the drink and shake it in front of him. He knows what you mean and just simply take it from you and sip some to refresh his mind.
“Ooh I like that! What's that again?” he asks since every time you order a fruit tea it’s always a different flavor.
You reply to him as your eyes continue to read your slides and textbook “Mango?”
He hums in respond and you just ignore him.
It goes on for an hour or two. With your foot occasionally bumping his under the table and Jeno's groan when you accidentally kick his shin. You're still on the last chapter when you feel a big warm hand holding your free hand on the table and giving it a soft stroke.
You glance from your notes and blush at Jeno. Who still has his eyes glued to the screen but his hand is holding yours and his thumb is slowly caressing you. You squeeze his hand, knowing this is something Jeno always do when he feels nervous or worried about something.
You pause your reading and rub your thumb on his hand “Jeno? What’s the matter honey?” your calm voice grabs his attention and you can see how tired his eyes look.
“I run out of ideas or journals that can support my argument.” He sighs and slumps on his chair.
You only smile and hold his hand harder “Come on, let's just wrap up for today hmm? The sun is pretty hot outside maybe we can just lay down and chill under the heat.” You give his hand a jiggle and that brings a smile on his face.
“Gosh you really know me.” He says as he saves his work and turns off his laptop.
You wink at him “Of course I know you! Let me turn this off and we can go.” You keep your notes and book then close your laptop.
Jeno stretches when he gets up from the chair and offers you his hand when you already has your bag on your back.
“Did you bring a mat?” he asks you, worried if you’ll get itch from the grass
You nod “I happen to have one”
“Let's rush!” he pulls you excitedly to look for an empty space.
Both of you settle somewhere near a tree where the shade is also saving you from sunburn. Jeno opens the mat and after placing your bag and his to keep it from flying, both of you lay down on the grass side by side and close your eyes.
You feel his hand creeps to hold yours and you only smile. Jeno is always shy in public, but at times like this, he can turn into a pda boyfriend.
“I love the sun… and you… and oh the pretty flowers.” He breathes in the fresh air and watches the trees filled with colorful petals.
You turn your body to face him and put a hand over his trained muscles “I love you too, don’t ever leave me.”
He turns his head to face you and smile “I'll never leave you.” He presses a quick kiss on your lips and you turn red.
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“Life sucks.” You throw your plushy to the wall and that makes Renjun and Jaemin duck away from you.
“Come on, it's been a month! Move on (y/n)!” Renjun groans when he has to spend another Friday night comforting you in your apartment.
Jaemin lays down on his back and stare at the ceiling while his limb dangle off the sofa “Moving on is hard Renjun. Especially for (y/n)! Jeno has been super sweet but ooof suddenly-" he pauses because you threw him a pillow which hits his face.
“don’t mention his name ever again!” you feel your eyes wet again and Renjun only rolls his eyes because oh well here goes the same routine.
Jaemin and Renjun are your bestfriend. They are the men who introduced you to Jeno and now when Jeno and you are no longer a thing… you hog Jaemin and Renjun to accompany you every weekend.
“He's a jerk.” You punch your doll and Jaemin flinches “Can you not punch that rabbit! I feel bad.”
You force a laugh but end up tearing down “Jaemin why did he do this to me.”
Renjun stands up and sits by your side. He taps his shoulder twice and you directly cry on his shoulder.
Jaemin sighs, all of you have discussed this for a lot of times. Jaemin tried to explain but you never listened. However today he'll do it again.
“Look Jeno was not the wrong one. He was unconscious (y/n) when that girl kissed him.” Jaemin massages his temple. “And you saw the wrong thing at the wrong time. You blamed Jeno since you're also not in your right head and you broke up with him before giving him a chance to speak.”
“But he could’ve begged me to stay or explain. He didn’t even try to explain!” you blame the poor guy again.
Renjun chimes in “He tried okay the next day, but you were both hungover and you don’t give him a chance at all. You blocked his number duhh.”
You punch Renjun “I block him coz he was wrong.”
“He was drunk (y/n)” Jaemin pulls his own hair in stress “He was drunk and that chic just lost her mind and kissed Jeno.”
“Even when he's drunk he should’ve remembered he has me!” you don’t want to let the boys blame your fault. Well you did break up with him but he was the first one to play with fire. Right?
“Oh come on! Both of you are stubborn. You were not on your mind neither was Jeno and boom you didn’t allow him to tell you what happened and you just storm out of the door saying it's over.” Jaemin can still remember the picture in his brain because first it was his party and second he felt guilty because it happened in his party and third both of you are his bestfriends.
“So you're blaming me?” you scoff at Jaemin which makes both of the guys in your room groan.
“This! Look you're always blaming others.” Jaemin loses his cool. He's tired of dealing with you every Friday to Sunday. He and Renjun also want to enjoy their weekend but they can’t because you force them to be here while threatening them that you'll go drink by yourself if they don’t want to come. And oh boy Renjun and Jaemin knew better to never let you go anywhere by yourself.
“Renjun back up please?” you groan when Renjun shakes his head “Jaemin is right. Maybe this is your time to learn that sometimes you have to admit you're wrong.”
You freeze at that point, you don’t know what to do. One part of your heart screams you're not wrong but the other part of you is considering listening to the boys… coz after all you really did not give Jeno a chance to explain at all.
You sigh and close your eyes as you lean to the big cushion. “I'll think about it. Fine… let me try to listen to what Jeno has to say.”
Renjun pats your shoulder “That's so cool of you. Sometimes in a relationship, you can’t always be the right one. It takes communication and dialogue not a monologue (y/n).”
You nod “I miss him so much, but he probably hates me already.” you wipe a tear that left your eyes
Jaemin scoots closer and pulls you to a hug “Hey listen, tomorrow just come to him and say what your heart wants to say. He'll listen and he won’t hate you okay.”
You push a small smile and glance at two of your best friends “I am so lucky to have you guys.”
They pat your shoulder “We’re glad we can help.”
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The boys were right, a two way communication works and solves the problem. Jeno really explains how sorry he is about that night, although it was not his fault.
“Shh I forgive you already. I know you're angry well if that’s me. I'll react the same way, maybe I'll let you explain though.” He smiles and pinches your cheek
You turn red “Sorry. I am so immature in this relationship."
Jeno takes your hand “Well, you're lucky I am willing to teach you to be more mature in this relationship.”
You gasp “You're giving me a second chance?”
Jeno pulls you closer and tuck your hair away “I never stopped loving you.”
You snake your arms on his waist and pull him to a hug “Me too. I love you so much Jeno. Thank you for everything.”
“Promise me we'll solve things by talking okay and not just by judging the scene.” He ruffles your hair
You bury your red face in his chest “Promise.”
In the corner, Renjun and Jaemin give each other a fist bump
“Looks like it’s our turn to find each other a girl.”
end
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red-riot-rat · 4 years
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REQUEST:Hey Kid! May I request a platonic Todoroki x pro hero reader? Where she was best friends with Touya and after what happened she always tries to be there for Shota and she always annoys Endeavor (*cough* asshole *cough*). Hope that made sense! Oh and maybe she has an angel type quirk? -🐉 
HEY HEY!  I LOVE THIS SO MUCH KDSJF i included Dabi a lot more in da bonus,,, hes uhm… really hot.
Genre:CHAOS/ANGST NEAR THE END
𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: some angst if you squint, cursing, reader being a bad bitch to the fire man,
𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴: she/her 
AN: AHHAHAH I SUCK AT HERO NAMES LMAOOOSDJHF S okay so fr i got really into this… and watch me make up things about the hero world… and in this, endeavour has no redemption arc….
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Readers quirk: Angel Wings
Hero name: Halo
Description: sprouting from just below your shoulder blades come pure white feathery wings, and from tip to tip is 26 feet of pure wing. When you surround someone with your wings you have healing qualities. Your wings can carry you incredibly fast, sometimes faster than hawks if ya try hard enough
Weakness: Alike Hawks, your wings are susceptible to fire.
Italics in between - are flashbacks
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“What was he like?” the hetero chromatic boy besides you asked, eyes wandering into yours.
“He was…” you smiled at him. He's never met him, or really interacted with his own brother, thanks to his father.
“He was really sweet to me Shoto. I think you would’ve loved him.”
“You think so?”
There was a moment of silence, and you reached over to rest your hand on his.
You smiled wide at him, reminiscing over your lost friend.
“I do.”
You sighed over the lost memories, the old ones, and ones you’ll never be able to make. You swung your legs in your stool and bit the inside of your lip.
It hurts to think of him, but he’s okay now.
He's gotta be and you promised him.
You spun in your seat to face Shoto, and to turn your attention to anything else right now.
“Come on, we can get a drink later or soba or something, but we have to be at my agency in twenty.” You jumped off your seat, your shoes landing on the ground with a soft thud.
“Okay.” The boy next to you hopped off his seat as well, and fixed his hero costume. Looking into his left eye reminded you of your best friend, who you lost so long ago.
You tried your best to be side by side with Shoto, knowing how hard Enji was on him.
Not only that, but you promised Toya.
You promised him to stick around, both in life and with his beloved family.
Even if something happened to him.
He promised you the same thing, that if you were to die, he would stick around for the better.
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“Hey. Can I tell you something?” The red haired boy leaned forward, and swung his legs once or twice. You sat on the roof of your apartment, the one where he slept over on a weekly basis.
The stars were out, the moon reflected off of his blue eyes as he stared at you.
“Yeah, whats up?” 
You were only 14 at the time, he was 15. There was nothing between you, just a family kinda love.
“Can you make me a promise? I’ll make the same one back.” He held out his hand, pinky outstretched. It was your thing, you pinky promise before the promise is stated because no matter what,
You guys were sticking together.
You wrapped your pinky around his, and touched the pads of your thumb together.
“I can.”
There was a second of silence, and he stared into your eyes.
“If I die you have to stick around.”
You stared at him, and tears pricked the corner of your eyes. Your wings fluttered and stuck close to you.
“Okay. I promise.” You shakily promised him, and blinked the tears away. You pulled on his hand before he let go and your brows furrowed.
“Be safe, okay Toya? That's all I need you to say right now. Promise me.”
He looked lost for a second, lost in your protection, lost in his own pain, everything.
“I promise.”
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You walked quickly next to Shoto, talking happily of new soba recipes or shops, your friends, anything that popped up.
There weren’t many boundaries, but Toya was never brought up much.
You fiddled with your necklace charm, the one in the shape of a light blue heart. 
“Shoto, how is Midoriya?” you asked him, hoping to change your mind's topic.
Todoroki carried the conversation on his own, until you arrived at your agency. You didn't mind he carried it, it was nice.
“Still breaking hands, hand crusher?” You teased him, and he smiled slightly.
“Not anymore, gladly.”
You laughed with each other as you walked down the halls, waving to sidekicks and heroes who lingered in your agency.
Closer to your office, Shoto had scared himself shitless, turning a corner and he swore he saw something move and he iced the floor, it was fun.
He slid around, squatted slightly, arms out as you flew slightly above the ground.
You giggled at him, rolling around the walls as he struggled.
It was all fun and games.
“Shoto. Halo.”  A booming voice echoed through the hall, causing your laughter to cease quickly. You glanced near the sound, already knowing its owner. You narrowed your eyes, and cocked your head to the side and you crossed your arms.
“Endeavour.” You said, your voice monotone. 
The red haired male stared at you, his arms crossed and his head tilted up slightly.
“Can we help you?” you asked him, a certain snarl in your voice.
The male looked down upon you as his son steadied himself and stood besides you. He clenched his fists at the sight of his father, the current top hero. 
Endeavor said nothing, and you grew frustrated. What does he fucking want?
“Hello?” you waved your hand dangerously close to his face, feeling his flames rise and grow in heat. “Did you fucking hear me?”
Shoto’s eyes widened slightly as he watched his father and your taunting actions.
“If you keep acting like a child, you will never reach me.” His voice boomed, and there was a moment of silence. Shoto turned his head slightly to see you holding in a laugh.
“Father-”
“HAHAHA YOU’RE A GODDAMN IDIOT. YOU THINK I WOULD WANT TO BE LIKE YOU?” you laughed at him, and got closer to his face. Shoto grabbed your hand, but did not hold you back much farther from that.
Being face to face with this man, that took away your best friend from you, caused him pain and trauma and sorrow. And not just him, his whole fucking bloodline.
“You think I would ever want to be like you? You’re the man who took him away from me. My fucking best friend. I would never want to be like you, and I know he wouldn't want to be either.”
You prodded him with your finger, staring into his fiery eyes. His eyes narrowed at the mention of his son, and tightened his arms around his chest. Seeing him made you upset, and anyone could see it.
“So no, if being the number one hero, or fuck, even a top hero, meant being anything like you, then no. I will always choose to never be like you, and anyone with half a goddamn brain cell knows why.”
You pulled away from him, an anger in your stomach and your left hand was made into a fist. The boy besides you tugged on your hand, and you stepped back into line with him.
“So, please Endeavwhore, try me.” Your scowled at him, and he stared. His eyes switched from you to his son to your right. He scoffed and began to turn away.
“Don’t let me down, Shoto.” 
His hand clenched around yours, your fingers intertwined.
“Don't worry Sho, you will never be like him.”
You softly tapped his shoulder with yours, and he looked at you. You looked into his eyes, and smirked at him, flashing a wink. You flipped up your middle finger to the fiery males back and stuck your tongue out at him, as Shoto snickered softly.
Endeavor continued walking, his heavy boots echoing down the hall.
I miss you Toya.
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“Toya, don't continue to be around her.” Endeavor glared at you as he continued. 
“She will continue to be a horrible influence, and will never be a top hero.”
Toya’s fists clenched hard, but he shoved them into his pockets to hide his furious action.
“Do you understand me Toya?” 
The boy was silent, his eyes with a sharp glare. Your breath hitched in your throat and you began to slowly scooch closer to the boy.
“She’ll always be a better hero than you.” 
Toya said as he rolled his eyes and stuck out his middle finger almost directly in his father's face. Your wings spread wide and took off fast, and as you held onto the boy's waist,  you heard his father yell over the sound of the wind.
“HAH! FUCKING LOOK AT THAT,THAT BASTARD!” Toya laughed in your arms, his legs swinging over open air. You glanced at where his finger was pointing and saw his father stand in rising flames, and in obvious rage. You couldn't help but snicker as you warned him.
“Dude, you're gonna get killed! Oh my god, we’re going back to my place.”
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But, I will protect Shoto with all my power.
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AN: UNDER HERE IS ANGST DUDE HELP AJBHF
BONUS: 
An alarm blared through your halls, flashing lights overcoming your senses. Shoto grasped your arm, and began to run. Your wings shook, shuddering to keep up with the sudden action.
“Come on. 17th precinct!” 
Shoto ran out of your agency, and you parted ways. Your wings took flight quickly and flew you above the city.
You searched and searched for a sight of chaos, and it only took a moment before your wings acted before your brain could.
You sped off towards a tunnel of smoke, knowing Shoto can meet you there.
Your wings carried you fast and flapped heavily, and you knew you were not fit for this.
You had no choice, and if anything
 This is what being a hero is about.
You could die here easily, stripped of your wings, stripped of your and yet here you are.
Because you promised you would keep fighting.
Your wings fluttered as you dropped to the ground, your eyes immediately searching for victims.
There was no one around, just burnt debris and smoke. The smoke filled your lungs, and you struggled to breathe.
Your eyes never ceased to search for victims, high and low left and right,
But you found no one.
You ran into the smoke, shielding your eyes. Eventually, Shoto will find you but for now you must search for others and protect them.
A shadowy figure stalked towards you, barely seen in the thick of the smoke.
“Hey! Are you okay?” you coughed out as loud as you could.
His footsteps were heavy, and a burned coat flew behind him. 
“Just fine angel.”
You tensed at the nickname, no one called you that anymore. It was a common nickname, and you were the angel hero.
“Who are you?” You shouted as the figure grew near, more and more, heavy footsteps echoed off burnt and fallen debris.
And there was silence as he stopped walking, the smoke began to clear slowly. You squinted, attempting to see into his figure, searching for any sign of real life in it.
You stood as tall as you could and stretched your wings to the fullest. They were covered in ashes and dirt.
As the smoke cleared you made out his tall lanky figure as much as you could.
His burned jacket flew in the wind, wrapped around his scarred body. His scars were purple and seemed scary, but faintly familiar.
His eyes were a scary blue, but they brought a warmth with the sorrow they seemed to carry.
Your necklace hung against your chest, moving slightly in the wind.
“Still a hero?” 
You didn't know what he meant, maybe he’s seen you on T.V. and figured you were a worse version of Hawks.
“Yes, I- Who are you? Can I help? Are you okay?” You asked him, you didn't know if he was okay or not. 
It never occurred to you he could be the one beyond it.
“Oh I’m just fine doll!” He raised his scarred hand to the right, and blue flames burst out of it.
“You should be concerned over the destruction hm?” You stood in shock, the flames, the eyes, the scars.
“Holy shit.” you whimpered to yourself, staring into his turquoise eyes as he smiled at your unmoving figure.
“Holy shit!” You yelled, and began to run towards him. 
The smoke hurt your eyes,
But you kept running.
He reached his other hand out, maybe he expected you to stop, to be afraid, but your legs moved before your brain could think.
Your footsteps were quick and light. You avoided burnt debri, and as you grew closer to the male you could make out his features.
Jagged purple scarred half of his face, silver staples decorated the edges of them. His black hair flew in a familiar pattern, and on top of everything, 
His blue eyes were even more prominent up close.
You stared into them, brows furrowed in worry, for the destruction, for the civilians, for wherever the hell Shoto is right now.
“Who are you?” you asked again, and raised your hands, your left hand gripping his raised arm, and your right his coat.
He smiled at me again and leaned his head forward.
“Whadda mean, hero?” He said, close enough to your ear to send shivers down your spine.
“Don’t you remember me?”
You opened your mouth to respond to him, but Shoto’s voice began to echo through the debris.
“HALO!” He yelled for you, and you wanted to turn to see him but your eyes were locked onto the black haired male before you.
“Shoto.” you whispered. Your lower lip trembled just a little, and your brows furrowed again.
“Shoto!” You yelled as you began to step back away from the male before you. You stumbled back, and the lanky male grabbed onto the front of your costume, and held you in place.
“HAL-” Shoto’s voice rang through your mine, and your head whipped around to see him, his eyes wide and flames bursting from his side.
“Dabi. Let her go.” He shouted slightly, he was still a bit far. His hair waved in the wind as he moved towards you as fast as he could.
“Hi, Shoto. Nice to see you again. I’m just having fun with my doll, eh?” Dabi smirked at him, as his hand released your costume and you fell back. 
You hit the ground hard, and groaned. You stared into the males eyes, switching between his and Shotos left eye.
“Toya.” You whispered to him, lip quivering. He snapped his head to you and smiled wide.
“Hi angel.” 
He grasped your throat in his right hand, his hand was hot, overwhelming hot. 
“I see you kept your promise.”
His other hand fiddled with your necklace, the one he gave to you so long ago. He stared at it, before switching his eyes to you, and tugging on the chain quickly. The chain broke apart in his grip, and fell apart onto the group.
You were unbothered and delved into your memories of your best friend, the best friend you thought you lost.
“I missed you doll.”
Everything around you began to set itself to flames.
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AN: might fuck around and write a part 2… has me thinking about yagami yatos dabi 
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Phasmophobia with the Bakusquad
Characters: Y/n, Katsuki Bakugo, Eijiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Sero Hanta, Mina Ashido
(a/n: since Phasmophobia has a limit of 4 players max, i decided to make them play a modded version of it that allows them to play with 30+ players so that no one would get left out.)
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You were getting impatient. A few days ago you invited the Bakusquad to come over and stay for a few days since all of you were having a vacation and you overheard them talking about getting bored or there's nothing to do in their place. Your door bell rang, snapping you out of your thoughts. You groaned as you stood up to open the door "Ugh finally y'all are here" You said as you swinged the door open. "It's pinky's fault for bringing too much stuff and not knowing where and how to place them!" Bakugo shouted, glaring at Mina. "Hey now, it's better late than never! Right, Y/n?" Kirishima beamed.
You sighed "I guess you're right. Well, come in and make yourselves at hom-" You were cut off by Mina hugging you and slightly jumping "Thank you so much Y/n!!" Mina said, tightening the hug.
"GROUP HUG!!" Denki shouted as he joined you and Mina "DON'T LEAVE US OUT!" Eijiro said joining them along with Sero. "K..katsuki join us.." You struggled to get your words out, clearly because you were getting squished by 4 people at the same time. "Tch don't wanna, you look like you're gonna suffocate even more if i joined." Katsuki said, making the 4 friends flinch and let go of you. "SORRY Y/N!" They said all together, bowing their heads. "Haha.. ha.. it's fine. I just-" "You all better not do that again, they look like they're about to pass out." Katsuki sternly said before you could finish your sentence.
You sighed, 'It's gonna be a long day.' you said to yourself.
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Woah, the day went by pretty fast. It's already evening and all of you were planning on playing a few more games before going to bed. You, Sero and Denki were thinking about what game you should play, then you clapped your hands "I know! We should play Phasmophobia!" You said, grinning "Good idea, Y/n!" Eijiro exclaimed
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It took quite a few minutes for you all to get in the same lobby as Katsuki earlier, kept getting into random lobbies and getting the others to join him.
"Y'all busters ready up." you said in a sheriff voice "WOAH HAHAHAHA Y/N! Can you talk like that this whole round?! Pleaaaaseeee?" Mina begged with puppy eyes "Sure thing buster, ain't no party poopers allowed 'round these parts" you said still in a sheriff voice, making all of them laugh, even Katsuki.
"Alright we're here, you all know the name of the ghost?" you asked "What happened to you saying that you'll use your sheriff voice while playing?" Sero questioned "Bleh, can't. My throat kinda hurts from it." you replied "Wait a damn minute, DID Y'ALL ENTER THE HOUSE ALREADY?" you asked frowning "Heck yeah we're in the house" Denki replied "AIGHT. What's the name of the ghost again? Robert.. Robert Williams! Okay okay. Remember his name Sero." "Got it." Sero said grinning
It's been a few minutes and all of you were still searching where the ghost is, until the lights went out. "Uh.. the lights are down. Dammit." Katsuki mumbled "Okay- just stick together and we should be fine." Eijiro said "Mmm i'm not too sure about that Eiji-" you all heard a loud thump, stopping Mina from saying what she would say. "Oh look a teddy bear" Denki said as he picked it up "DENKI. PUT. THAT. DOWN." You raised your voice at him "Why? Are y'all scared of this teddy bear?" Denki laughed, still not letting go of the stuffed animal
"Aight whatever, don't blame us if you die first" Katsuki groaned. "OH SHIT IT'S FREEZING IN HERE" Sero shouted "OUR FLASHLIGHTS ARE FLICKERING- IT'S HUNTING! HIDE-" Mina was cut off by you staring at a dead body as your flashlights stopped flickering "Heh, howdy there partner" you said in a sheriff voice before bursting out laughing with the 5 of them. "OH HECK HAHAHA DENKI DIED FIRST!" Eijiro said laughing hardly, tearing up
You were laughing out loud. Sero was on the ground, wheezing uncontrollably with Mina, Katsuki was hitting a pillow while snickering, Eijiro was laughing at Denki who was hitting the floor and holding his side "STOP IM GONNA DIE TWICE FROM LAUGHTER MY SIDE FUCKING HURTS" Denki begged making all of you laugh, wheeze, hit random stuff even more
"OKAY OKAY, let's get out of here first before more of us dies and joins Denki in the afterlife" you said giggling, moving your character in a safe place, the others followed.
Right at the moment when you thought the laughter finally dies down, Sero looks at the computer screen and bursts out laughing "HAHAHA LOOK AT THE- *SNIFFLE* COMPUTER.. HAHA- SCREEN!" He said trying to contain his laughter
All of you were dying from laughter again because the computer screen ingame shows Denki's dead body spazzing out of a wall
This was the best vacation you could ever ask for.
(a/n: Okay i myself, is dying just by writing this.)
(a/n: i also forgot to mention that this was inspired by Kubz Scouts, Laurenzside, Bijuu Mike and Razzbowski's Phasmophobia video, please do check it out. I had a lot of fun watching that)
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