#i need baby Fedya headcanons

[soukokuwu]

Hellooo, so yes hi, I wanted to ask if I could perhaps request a bsd headcanon of jealous Fydor, Dazai and Chuya (Chuuya??) With a female s/o who is obsessed with anime, otome games, manga, 2D fictional anime characters, ect ect. And she is like has husbands and waifus and always flaunts and talks about them which makes them jealous. If you want, you can do a yandere one too, of course I prefer if it's not abusive- anyways yea, so uh have a great day!

➤ hi decided to do some normal ones, hehe hope you don’t mind!! ^.^ and i hope these are okay for you, thanks for requesting and have a great week <3

➤ characters: fyodor, dazai, chuuya

jealous because fem!s/o loves anime/otome games etc & shows off husbandos & waifus

doesn’t really bother with it initially. he knows you’ve always been like this — on your phone a lot playing otome games, and always on tv watching animes (when he asks why you even like it you say it’s because “look the guys are hot”, fyodor rolls his eyes at this).

you work a normal job, so it doesn’t mean you have a lot of money, but then he comes back home one day and you’ve ordered an entire box worth of manga. he sighs. hard. he’s about to question you but then he sees the same character you’ve been gushing about the past week on the cover. oh.

at night when you’re in bed together (which is rare for fyodor since he rarely sleeps early enough to be able to lie next to you), all you do is gush over some guy on your game, “aw, lucifer you sadistic bastard.” and you say that as if you’re swooning for the man? fyodor flips over to turn away from you. he considers himself a god and yet you’re head over heels for a devil in your phone?

the force of his turn stuns you. what’s his problem? then you lean up over his face and stare at him. he’s frowning. deep. he doesn’t even acknowledge you, he’s just staring straight at the wall. you nearly laugh because you realise... this is how he throws a tantrum. this is the fyodor, throwing a tantrum.

“are you jealous?” you coo. his pale face turns bright red. but his expression doesn’t change. how cute. you start poking at his cheeks to get him to respond to you and he sighs to cover the smile creeping on his lips, saying something about how he’ll take the couch for tonight. you don’t let him off that easily though, you follow him to the couch and attach yourself like a koala. “i love only you, fedya.”

also seems unfazed by the fact you’re head over heels for guys that don’t exist. perfectly harmless, he thinks. besides, it seems to occupy you very well while he’s busy at work. in fact, sometimes he even watches as you play the otome games, and stays beside you while you watch anime. doesn’t see any reason why you’re gushing over them — they’re just okay.

it starts getting a little too much when he’s right beside you and yet your eyes are glued on the screen. gets even more annoyed when you point to it whenever your “husbando”, or so you call him, pops up. there’s multiple husbandos too. and then other times there’s you “waifus” as well. dazai admits, your taste in waifus aren’t bad but still, they’re taking all your attention.

and while dazai only has one book in his collection, you’re taking up the whole shelf with your mangas. he sighs, always having to walk past your collection everytime he gets out of bed. plus you’ve got a lot of merchandise on there as well. it might as well be a damn shrine dedicated to your “husbands”.

he draws the line when you guys are out on a damn date and you’re actually going on your phone to “check on” your husbands and wives. what more gushing over this redhead who’s apparently strong and hungry all the time. “aw my poor baby’s hungry.” dazai heaves a huge sigh. so was he, but not that you noticed. gee, it’s like you care more for them than you did him. it’s just slightly disappointing.

comes back home one day dressed as your favourite character in your game with a joke “what? i thought you might pay more attention to me this way,” he hums, grinning at you. you instantly feel bad for how much you’ve been throwing your husbands in his face. dazai can see from your expression as well, “guess my belladonna has to make it up to me hmm? just nice i’m dressed up to play the role of her favourite character.” wink wink.

gets super curious when you start mentioning how handsome “satan” is. he immediately comes over beside you and looks at your screen. some blondie with green eyes. “who’s that?” and when you reply with “my husband” and press the phone against your cheek all giddily he squints. but he lets you play all you want. even lets you use his credit card if you ever wanted to buy anything — he’s got plenty of money.

but then he sees the credit card bill and it’s. full. of. your. husbands. and. wives. chuuya asks you what you spent it on exactly and then you start gushing about the mangas you bought, and then you turn on the tv and explain further about how much you love the character and then oh, can’t forget your otome husband “look it’s satan, it’s my baby”, shoving the phone in chuuya’s face.

doesn’t help him that he gets easily jealous. he just hates showing it. although the signs are pretty obvious. he’s slightly passive aggressive. whenever it’s the weekends and he’s cooking some food for you he’ll ever so not subtly mention, “does satan want a plate too? has he risen from hell?” the spite is so apparent in his voice. so, very obvious. and yet when you ask him about it he goes “why the heck would i be jealous of someone who doesn’t exist?” he does put his foot down on you ordering a dakimakura though. he doesn’t need another man in his bed.

but he’s also very easily appeased. all you have to do is remind him that you’d easily throw all the husbands and wives in the world away just for him. chuuya gets embarrassed at that and just goes “yeah, you better.” you also try to get him into the animes and mangas you like. he’s fairly open minded, especially when it comes to you. his ears did perk up when you said “wives” though.

oh and how you regret it because sometimes all he does is keep his eyes peeled on the screen whenever his waifu comes on. you can see it — how his eyes slightly widen and he barely blinks while watching the scene. and now you two take turns getting slightly jealous every time. but it’s nothing a little time together can’t fix.

a/n: yes i chose to use obey me >.<

[straycat-writes]

Hello! I'm just another anon really appreciating your writing, especially regarding Fyodor as you seem to avoid sugarcouting... We all know he is one evil rat ;) someone asked for headcannon about him and his s/o. I would like to request a headcannon about traits of his perfect s/o. I remember reading that Fedya likes "pretty people"... How pretty? Just appereance pretty I'm taking?... What about intelligence, personality? I'm curious about your thoughts on this matter. Thank you very much :3

Thank you so much, I’m glad you like my writing 🥰 Haha, yeah, I feel like there’s no use sugarcoating anything when it comes to this evil baby, because then he wouldn’t be in character, and if that happens then what’s the point, right?

I cannot do full-fledged headcanons at the moment, but let’s see. Seeing his obsession with ‘purity’ and being ‘free of sin’, I feel like Fyodor would be drawn to a person if they’re relatively simple-minded and...innocent. He would feel the need to keep them like that, pure and untainted, but because he’s also manipulative and sadistic to a certain extent, he would also have a lot of fun playing with such an innocent darling.

On the other end of the spectrum, he would also be extremely fascinated by someone who’s just as manipulative and twisted as him, though such people are very rare (think Dazai). He would derive so much pleasure from hurting and destroying them, while they do the same to him in return, and the two of them will keep doing this destructive, manipulative dance with each other for as long as they possibly can.

I remember reading that too, that Fyodor likes pretty people, although for the life of me I can’t remember where...In any case, of course that applies to physical attractiveness. We all know this rat has a flair for aesthetic and he’s so pretty himself, it’s only fitting that his darling should be pretty too. But being pretty alone is not enough to get him interested. Personality is quite a big factor, because above all, this person should fascinate him enough to get him to try and unravel them, and if they are intelligent too, that’s just a cherry on top.