#i need to hibernate

[floor-a]

Hibernation should be mandatory for all living beings, great or small. As soon as it gets too cold it should be mandatory nap time with food and reading breaks. I have spent the last month being outlandishly tired, stressed and yearning to be curled up for days at a time.

I reject the way of humanity, I embrace the way of the snail. Come get me in 3 years when the globe is too warm to have winter.

[christiew]

The animal kingdom viewed the onslaught of winter as a reason to take shelter and hibernate. Man, in his hubris, has decided that the first month of Winter is when we Do All The Things and Act Happy All The Time and Go All The Places. I'm not sure I'm the one with the problem here.

[gilligould]

am so lovesick it’s disgusting, 😖

[thejoontit]

8 hrs of sleep per day isn't enough, I need to hibernate to stay energized atp.

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Went to a fair. After the last two days I may never leave the house again

[86-me-immeowt]

I still am a bit upset at not getting to hibernate with the bears

[biteapple]

they told me to ignore the bill and that it was sent in error and that i have money they owe me coming up. i think i hauve covid

[bisexualbuck]

is the universe out to get me? you decide

i hit a chair’s leg and broke my toenail in half down to the middle. i think i might have also retwisted the ankle i twisted years ago

my phone that’s been dying for months is about to give up on me

a ring i wear every day disappeared down the sink never to return

oh and also i still can’t get my car out of my buildings parking lot because no one told me thered be work road when i moved in (literally days before it started). its been two months

[ghostampede]

my silly friend telling me not to stress about the impossible standards i want my personality and appearance to be at and be happy with who i am as if im not gay and transgender.

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

[valkyrie-03]

me going to do silly little tasks at my silly little job everyday while fighting god's hardest battles (I'm pmsing)

[thememoirofana]

I have to.. keep living? I don't like having to experience life. It's tiring and makes me not want to do it anymore.

[violentlysobbing-boo]

i have to actually like wake up tommorow how crazy of a concept is that, like wdym i can't hibernate until spring???

its so cold right now that my unexistent balls have shriveled back up into my body

[stellarfalls]

Rohan recently was promoted to head caterer in game, CHEERS 🥂🥂

[summeritsclear]

i have so much studying to do but all i want to do is sleep for like 4 days

[whatsbename]

I need to wrap myself with a blanket and not be woken up till the crisp scent of spring comes along