#i post

[anti-spop]

some ppl rlly don't know what toxic yuri is

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[theragnarokd]

Must summon my mana (willpower) and cantrips (coping mechanisms) to defeat the evil curse (executive dysfunction) and craft the profane amulet (handle AWS administration bullshit)

[cyberfemboyfungusprince]

the bit of kneaded eraser my boyfriend gave me turned out to be a GREAT fidget toy for me to use at uni

[amateur-weatherman]

*Nick EH 30's never back down starts playing*

[cherryblossomshadow]

Soldier Boy: I always wanted kids so I could do it better than my father

Also Soldier Boy, seconds after seeing his son for the second time: You're a fucking disappointment

[scizzuhs]

Upon watching Band of Brothers for the umpteenth time since like, 2013, I can confirm 2 things:

BoB never gets old. Like ever. It’s timeless.

I still fucking love Joseph Liebgott so damn much.

[supersymmetries]

muse as cat breeds

matt: siamese (chatty as fuck, sparkly blue eyes, scrawny and pointy all over)

chris: maine coon (absolutely gigantic, beautiful hair, and the friendliest gentlest thing you'll ever meet)

dom: orange (orange)

[amethysthaunting]

feel free to add whether ur like OSDD-1a, 1b, P-DID, DID, polyfragmented, recently discovered, or any other notable distinction

[sexygaywizard]

[theragnarokd]

The works of my hands are drowning in the sea, and you are singing

The deaths of civilians should not be celebrated

[2monde-animals]

laser ping pong !

[amateur-weatherman]

the next interview we get should be a fun one

[cherryblossomshadow]

MOBILE BOOPS

Ok so if you log into Tumblr on a mobile browser, you might be able to unlock super boops and evil boops!!!

.

There are two types of "boop buttons." The textual "boop" on posts and the colorful paw icon when you're on someone's blog. You can use either for booping (I was not previously aware that the textual boop button allowed for super/evil booping)

Click and hold the Boop Button

It will ask you if you want to regular-boop them

Click X (or cancel, I guess)

Click and hold the Boop Button again. It should start to spin on you. (Be careful of your finger placement so you can count the spins) The paw will spin 180 degrees clockwise, then back. One to two forward+back spins gets you a super boop. Two and a half or more spins gets you an evil boop. Note: I had trouble with the evil boop at first and have a tentative hypothesis that you might have to be evil booped first to unlock it, but I have no proof. (please does anyone know the parameters around the evil boop???)

Enjoy!

[iveneverbeentothestars]

king arthur pulls a sword out of a lake din pulls out a fucking woolly mammoth thing

[supersymmetries]

fate. is driving me insane. it's forcing me to face. i must boop or be booped.