#i realized i havent posted this yet

[girlboyburger]

today i realized i could draw anything i want, so.

i drew myself a girlfriend

[dukeofthomas]

Do you see my vision

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

[karamazovanon]

rip rodya you would've loved american psycho

[11o8x4]

piece that i did a week before my suicide back in march 2023. i never gave it a title but it's very dear to my heart

[spotsupstuff]

BIG damn post, but as i've said!! i (FUCKIN FINALLY) did end up fleshing out the rest of the important Iterators of the Children of EO group a little that map is a forever wip, fuck it all, i'll be just postin updated versions of it from time to time or smth

[good-beansdraws]

Thinking of a fantasy au teamup.... ❄️🔥

[the-holy-ghosted]

inspired by this @archivistbot post that would not leave my head until i drew it

[lxdymaria]

˚✧ " The fallen leaves tell a story... ”  happy 1st anniversary elden ring! [ february 25, 2022 ]

[spamsandsuch]

since i havent posted anything gaster related in, well, idk how long but its been a long time, i decided to prolly to give an update thats been in my au for awhile but i never actually posted abt it for some reason

so instead of two gasters now theres three. Rather than following the alternative gaster route it relates more to the shard theory now. Heres some concept art i drew recently

rough info under cut

One shard is “Aster” (first; renamed Aster because just calling him wingdings got kinda old and confusing)  and while he has a shard in their soul his body is a physical vessel part of the game (aka hes like a normal lightner that can interact w/ both light and dark world. I refrain from calling it the “real world” cuz the point of utdr is that its a game). He doesnt know this though and has no prior memories after “waking up” for the first time in the game, but they know something is up and thinks the dark worlds has something to do with it (hence why he is holding experiments relating to them). He sucks major ass though cuz he doesnt think of them or darkners as “real” and treats them as such bcuz he doesnt think their actions hold major consequences when interacting w/ darkners/darkworlds 

Second shard (middle) is currently unnamed (tho that may change) and is half physical and half part of the void (but how physical its body is fluctuates). He knows their reality is a game and is pretty content with that. He barely remembers his previous life but doesnt question it — he knows he just is, not what, why, or how. Because of that, he doesnt care what people call him because it doesnt matter much in the grand scheme of things. While knowledgable in many things, he also easily forgets things too as he sometimes has trouble recalling certain things. He also doesnt entirely understand emotions, but it knows he likes seeing or making living things happy so he is often kind to others. He is also well intentioned and genuine, but sometimes doesnt understand what may be good for others to hear. Because of this, he is willing to casually share with others the knowledge that the world is a game to the few people who know its existence, but doesnt recognize that this may be scary information to some. It is also the same gaster that convinced Jevil the world is a game.

Third one and last shard is also nameless (again, this may change) and completely part of the void—meaning, in the light and dark world he doesnt exist, but can still visit them. He cannot interact w/ anything, though, which he finds frustrating esp when observing the other two gasters. He has more memories of his previous life than the second gaster, but its still few as well as scattered—most of the time he cant make sense of them, which is also frustrating. His form is also never constant, but he struggles w/ coping with the inconsistency of his body so he tries to form like the other two gasters whenever he can to maintain his sense of self. He also knows the world is a game (for obvious reasons) but still recognizes that consequences that occur in the game have weight — whether negative or positive. As such, he has a stronger sense of judgement and morality when it comes to others but cannot act upon the majority of things because he barely exists — which is also something hes frustrated with; because he cant interact w/ the world, he concludes he’s incapable of guiding or helping others. The only other being he can actually communicate w/ is the second gaster, he later finds out though; as a result, he often sticks to hanging out with the second gaster for company and also because seeing Aster’s actions make him feel sick. Additionally, he feels a weird sense of kinship with lightners and darkners for some reason — but especially darkners. He sorta almost sees them as his children, but doesnt entirely know why. 

[anotherdragon]

Actually holy shit nevermind im going to post something about this. The fact that someone from leaktwt LEAKED MESSAGES from someones close friends story on insta and revealed that two content creators were dating when they clearly were not ready to reveal that yet and the rest of twitter just. Does Not Care how horrible that situation would be because they dont like one of the people involved. Im not going to weigh in my opinion on what accounts jinx was following but holy shit the fact that people are just suddenly completely fine with leaking information about real life humans when it benefits them is crazy. A part of me wants to be slightly lenient here that a lot slimetwt skews very young but also that is not an excuse to spread around info people got through doxxing????

[th3idi0tsquad]

[artisplatters]

has anyone noticed that all the new hosts' pngs are doing the fingergun-under-the-chin that matpat's png was?

I noticed while watching the style theory just now

its a really nice homage

[airoarts]

scourge i drew a couple months ago in 1 sitting

[ID: a painting of Scourge from Warrior Cats. He is a black cat with one white paw, blue eyes, and a purple collar. His front claws and collar are studded with teeth of carnivores. He is jumping in midair, clawing towards the viewer. The background is dark red. End ID]

[dontcryminecraft]

I've got to say. watching the new Tom Simons vlog about being home...right after getting back home for a few days for fall break....that feeling of being back with your family never changes. its nice and the shot of him in his room and seeing his pets agh it makes me smile

[no27-autonation-honda]

okay those series logan and oscar binged together were like the ill fated and much missed runs of real housewives of miami and melbourne right?