#i rlly should add more hashtags but im too lazy rn and im starving so

[pinkykitten]

*sniffs* CRACK HEADCANON Y’ALL

The Good Doctor

Warning: yeet 

Requested: By anon I'd be down to read a crack fic about reader decking Dr. Han in the face after what he did to Shaun at this point. Last episode has got me in tears and I want either a lawsuit, Han to eat his words and try and change, or Shaun to get a job at another hospital and persevere. Or you know. All of the above.

Authors Note: hi fam i am starving rn and i did this crack fic well it aint a fic i did like headcanons but i hope yall think its funny and i loved this request it made me laugh so hard cuz i so wanted to do this to dr hans (i hate him) but hope yall enjoy and im gonna go eat now 

oh my god the INSULTS the NERVE that this doctor had to talk to shaun like that

praying a lot....like a lot

asking god to save u from giving his blind butt a whoopin

ever dr. han ever starts talking about shaun like he’s more worthless than toothpaste

“dr...i think we should consider the facts. shaun is a good, no let me rephrase that a great doctor. he is probably smarter than any of us”

of course he has to go against everything you say

you trying to convince the rest of the crew to have a protest 

maybe a walk also

they all look at you like, wE nEeD tO dO tHiS pRofEsSiOnAlLy 

u kinda didnt care in that moment for real

“is there a way we can sue him for being so rude to my child???????”

u trying ur hardest to convice dr han...again for like the millionth time

u might loose ur job but u kinda DIDN’T CARE

but that day you just lost it...u rlly did just loose it

again he was discussing with melendez and andrews about the dilemma and it just go to u

u couldn’t hold it in no longer with all the anger u had that built up u just let it go

punching dr han felt so satisfying like better than any satisfying vid on youtube 

the whole room was shocked

HECK SO WERE U U MIGHT FRICKIN LOSE UR JOB OR WORSE......................................................not make dr han see how dumb and blind he is 

u were ready for jail 

in fact u welcomed it; just as Lori Grimes welcomed Shane Walsh to her pizza 

others that were there tried to calm u down

but u’s the hulk nowwwwww!!!!

“i want to sure him! a lawsuit with how he treated my son!”

everyone was in total shock

with kinda another threatening...attitude you wrote the same words that dr. han said to shaun all those weeks

he laying there on the floor like a rag doll

i dont want to sound idk too mean but...

YOU MADE THAT MAN EAT THAT PAPER REAL QUICK I TELL U THAT

shaun stumbling to the scene and not doing anything about it

others asking him like shaun????

his response would be, “im autistic and not smart enough to handle the situation”

oh the devilish him

he was so sarcastic about that even giving u a wink

silently clapping at how violent u are 

a smile appears on his lips

“go y/n go.” 

u go to ur son

fr ur legit like that vine that says i want to see my little boi, here he comes, i want to see my little boi

legit u and shaun walk out of there like ur on americas next top model

“who needs them shaun, huh we dont!”

boi if u gots to find shaun another job heck u will AND u will work with him so he has a friend

AND IF U GOTS TO GO TO JAIL THEN SO BE IT

...its was for a wonderful cause 

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