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overexciteddragon · 8 months
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Punk is whatever the state fucking hates so I'm sorry to announce to the functionally conservative but contemporary punk isn't leather jackets and punk rock from the 2000s, it's hyperfemininity, it's transsexualism, it's kinky leather harnesses, it's polyamory, it's Black female rappers, it's reading books from the library, it's pirating media, it's sharing your Netflix and Prime and Spotify passwords, it's patching up your thrifted clothes with cute embroidery until they're in tatters, it's "borrowing" groceries from corporations that make up inflation that doesn't exist, it's supporting small weird freaky artists on Etsy instead of buying the newest Official™️ boring low effort promotional image enamel pins, it's drawing and writing the raunchiest most disgusting and freaky porn you could possibly fathom, it's showing off your tits or top surgery scars in public, it's cis women packing and cis men tucking, it's dykefags and fagdykes and boylesbians and girlgays, it's paying for OnlyFans of trans people fisting themselves, it's making up new genders and sexualities and romantic orientations and editing whole new flags for them, it's refusing to label yourself for the gratification of a government that wants to know under what misspelled drafty legislation they should legally kill you
Punk is being/supporting whatever the state currently fucking despises and wants to burn off the face of the earth, not whatever you think is Punk Aesthetic. If you wanna be punk just to look like you were born in the 80s instead of actually BEING PUNK by supporting the degenerates and the freaks and the sex workers and the BIPOC and the transsexuals and the faggots and the dykes, burn your fucking $800 corp bought leather jacket because you're not Hobie Brown you're just a fucking poser.
Punk is fighting the system beside the ones the system is fighting against, Punk isn't a Pinterest moodboard.
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promtease · 5 months
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Cazador talks a lot of shit for a dude that's only got 200 gold when you pickpocket him. Like, I thought you were rich and powerful? Untouchable? Yet, here we are standing over your dead² body, and all you've got to your person is wack ass vibes and a measly 200gp?? Disappointing. I bet you lied on your fantasy taxes, you wet sack.
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foxybouquet · 4 months
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LOL Aether and Dew tag-teaming taking over Rain’s bass-playing duties right under his nose 🤍🤍🤍
Credit in video, unfortunately the original sound isn’t there😫
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aengelren · 5 months
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Whoever animated this did it with one hand down their pants
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now try tell me barbie ain’t a high femme lesbian
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mikibagels · 8 months
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Jojo Sketch Dump 💩✨
Remember back when I'd have like 10 unrelated drawings in one Tumblr post because I was too lazy to do it one by one? That's what this feels like lmao.
Good times. Humble beginnings.
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#Men Who Cook
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frownyalfred · 9 months
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Listen — and I’m going to touch your hand when I say this — there’s no way post-Lazarus Pit Jason Todd is sub-200 lbs.
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zoddamnlt · 1 year
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Honestly, I find it cute when a woman questions my ability to throw her around, because of her size, as if I haven't spent the last 21 years doing combat sports and rag-dolling 300lb men. I don't know what kind of frail-ass dudes you been talking to, but THIS face and dick were made for riding, and you better believe I'll be tying you into a pretzel, pinning you to the wall and throwing you into whatever position I please.
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Vincent Price as Vincent Van Ghoul
The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo 01x06 (1985)
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sun1seeker · 1 year
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james, bursting into their dorm room: GUYS YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
remus, reading on his bed and not even looking up: what happened prongs?
james: uh what’s going on here
regulus, also reading on remus’ bed: what do you mean?
james: why are you cuddling with remus on his bed????
regulus: shut up james we are just reading
james: YEAH WITHOUT ME WHAT THE FUCK
remus: you don’t read
james: I COULD IF I WANTED TO
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femmetastrophe · 2 months
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ancentient · 11 days
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there is NOT ENOUGH karen shetty x gretchen wieners on here, and every other platform (ao3). so here's my overdue contribution to the gay best friends to lovers of the 2024 plastics
only headcanons for now until i can write oneshots about them. (give prompts pls?)
# SFW | cutesy hcs
pre-dating! karen shetty x gretchen wieners
— karen always hangs at gretch's house after school
— sometimes it's just gretch having a full-blown rant session about guys and girls (mostly girls now)
— because gretchen wieners is bi! and starts to focus on girls more now that she dumped jacob
— also... gretchen probably has religious guilt
— and sometimes it's karen forcing gretch to do a tiktok with her
— gretch especially loves learning tiktok dances from karen
— they discovered that setting the a/c on the lowest temperature and cuddling is the best way to end a sleepover
— gretchen uses karen's arm as a pillow
— gretchen gets cold easily... so you know, back cuddles
— gretchen definitely likes karen's back cuddles
— but she likes it more when she's facing karen
— whenever gretch faces her, she overthinks whether to tell karen she's pretty because it might not be appropriate for the situation
— so karen initiates the praises instead; ranging from "you looked good with your shoes today" to "i like how you look at me"
— karen's voice slightly lowers when she's sleepy
— gretch accidentally calls karen "mamí" instead of "mamá" more than a few times
— and gretch plays it cool every time because karen doesn't seem to have heard nor realized it
— but karen DOES. EVERY TIME.
— one time it happened, they were with the whole friend group (regina, cady, janis, damian, aaron) and karen acted like she was busy on her phone to save gretchen the embarrassment
— the group still noticed though, the slip up and the acting; regina wasn't as surprised honestly
— ever since then they had been plotting to get them to realize their feelings for each other; regina and cady agreed to play their secret wingwomen, led by damian (regina gave up after the first few weeks because the two were just too hopeless)
— karen and gretchen don't realize their feelings until college
— speaking of college, they're roommates! (along with cady but girl's always at regina's place)
— still not dating at this point though, just having very normal homoerotic crises about their best friend
— it was driving gretchen absolutely maddd
— didn't help that karen was popular with the crowd
— as a result of overthinking, gretchen ended up ignoring karen; karen took a while to notice though
— by the time she did, gretch has curled up in her bed, all swollen up from crying all weekend
— karen had pink flowers to give gretchen that night
— karen dried gretchen's eyes first before confessing (my karen shetty gentlewoman, gentle giant agenda)
— karen only kissed her hand, knowing that gretchen was at a place where she needs to take it slow or else she'll get overwhelmed with things again
— that night, gretchen slept on karen's chest
— the gang arrived the next day to spot them cuddling, and took pictures for future purposes
well, that was longer than what i initially had in mind BUT IT HAD TO BE SAID.
i NEED more of them please im begging
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sacredthethreadgvf · 3 months
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The prettiest necklaces
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luluy33art · 2 months
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I DON'T CARE IF CHLOENETTE IS DOOMED YURI, IN MY WORLD THEY ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD AND WOULD DIE/KILL FOR EACH OTHER
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norrisleclercf1 · 19 days
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Ya know what fuckit! COME ON OLLIE BEAT LANDO
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