#i should mention i’m a substitute. not an actual full time teacher sdjfksk
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Kiddo at work: why didnt they put details in the eyes??? Like they spend ALL THIS EFFORT carving FABRIC couldnt they give them PUPILS???
Me, looking up from my desk: Ancient Roman Statues used to be painted ________.
Kiddo: well, that makes sense. The plain white eyes are CREEPY
#kid called it like he saw it and he was valid lmaoooo#the plain white eyes are slightly unerving when you see them for the first time#also what is hilarious and mildly concerning is how the kids are just like ‘she’s an adult she knows things’ and accept what im telling them#like i have no reason to lie to them and im sure thats a factor but i share history facts and they’re just like 😮😮 coooool#so far we have talked about the purpose of kohl eyeliner in ancient egypt and painted statues and the dream of the rood and constantines#mother being believed to have found the cross christ was crucified upon#none of the kids have questioned why i know these things#i should mention i’m a substitute. not an actual full time teacher sdjfksk#personal
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