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antoine-triplett · 2 years
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Robert Sheehan’s physical acting is so good. Klaus always seems like he’s one strong breeze away from falling over and its so in character.
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itneverendshere · 2 months
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alrighty imagine rafe feeling jealous for the first time in his life and absolutely not knowing how to navigate through it, so he just takes it out on you 🤗 he's down bad so it's funny
just a lil something for y'all:
rafe cameron does not get jealous.
why would he? he has the world at his feet—wealth, status, popularity, and seemingly limitless opportunities. got everything he wants and needs in his perfect kook-life, right? there’s absolutely nothing that could make him envious of others. he’s been moving through life with a sense of entitlement, accustomed to getting what he wants when he wants it.
that earth-shattering confidence translates into his sexual life. if there was such a thing as mastering the subtle art of not giving a fuck, god, he’d get a nobel prize for that shit. 
rafe likes to indulge in the pleasures of his fantastic mortal life without the burden of attachment of commitment, just thinking about tying himself up to someone else makes him want to drive his jeep into the nearest wall. 
that’s not the life he wants. that kind of bullshit gets people depressed or killed; he’s seen enough of that kind of misery in his lifetime. 
he knows he’s got a reputation by now. it precedes him, and he revels in it. and people say he’s a bad guy? please, he’s doing the entire female community a favor. there’s no point in restricting his independence for one person. 
no feelings involved, no clinging, and no, he’s not fucking cuddling someone after he just blew his load into their back. The women he involves himself with know what they’re getting themselves into when they open their pretty legs for him.
 it’s great. 
no stupid headaches, no fights, no “why didn’t you text me back?”, complete radio silence unless they want something from him or vice versa. sure, there have been a few girls who needed a collective reminder of his rules, which he does by always cutting them off.
no one’s ever made him want to throw his philosophy out the window. can you imagine that happening? rafe cameron…feeling…something other than complete horniness for someone else? enough to make him want to commit capital murder when someone else thinks they’re entitled to touch what’s his?
no, of course not.
that’d be insane. completely impossible. rafe cameron would never get his perfect hands dirty with filth. not in this universe or lifetime. 
or so he thought. 
“you have a real problem, you know that?”
if looks could kill he’d be seven feet under. you’re shooting daggers at him through your pretty eyes, hands settling on your hips. if he wasn’t raging with misplaced anger issues, he’d tell you how fucking beautiful you look tonight.
“me?” rafe grits out as he sticks his fingers into his chest, “you want to talk about problems, sweetheart?” his words drip with venom, a thinly veiled attempt to deflect the intensity of his own emotions.
you don’t back down, though, gaze steady and unwavering as you meet his challenge, “i’m not the one who just punched the living shit out of someone else!”
rafe's lip curl into a mocking smirk. "whose fault is that?” he quips, the barb aimed squarely at your intellect.
a violent urge to strangle him takes hold of you, anger nipping at your skin, “what the hell is wrong with you?”
he doesn’t know why he did it. all he remembers was that in that moment, while watching you entertain someone else, he wanted to snap someone’s neck in half. and he’d be damned if he didn't get what he wanted. 
rafe’s head tilts, oh so slowly, to the side, pretty blue eyes burning your skin, “i’m not the one letting some sleazy bastard get their hands under my slutty dress.”
that didn’t come out right. 
it made much more sense in his head. he doesn’t want to admit it, doesn’t want to acknowledge the gnawing jealousy that threatens to consume him whole.
“slutty dress?! this is vintage versace you possessive lunatic!”
“so fucking what?” he saunters closer, seemingly calm, except that’s the one thing that he never is, “did they run out of fabric in Italy?”
you watch him, a little mesmerized by the way the moonlight accentuates his features, heart pounding. he stops in front of you.
you must’ve taken a good hit to the head if you believe rafe cameron feels anything for you besides some sort of allure to your cunt. you know better than that. you open your mouth to speak, but rafe’s quick to lift one of his hands, tapping your lip with his finger.
“this is supposed to be like— a casual thing, right?” he exhales a breath, voice barely louder than a murmur.
you tip your chin up, “what are you getting at?’”
 “no strings. so, i really shouldn't be this fucking pissed about seeing you post a picture with that asshat face, smiling, his arm around you. that stupid fucking caption.”
straightening your posture, you don’t let his sugar-coated confession get to you, remaining silent for the time being. what’s his deal? is the devil spawn...confessing?
“speaking of photos…i just looked at a really cute one of you before, can you guess which one?”
and watch that picture be the one where you're on all fours in his truck's backseat lmao😃👀
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pedgito · 1 year
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THE LAST OF US 1.06 — Kin
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critter-of-habit · 6 months
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Sabine "worst padawan in history" Wren reeks of Jedi??
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andi-o-geyser · 1 year
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you guys this new version of little red riding hood is absolutely buckwild
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kukuandkookie · 1 year
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Crying at the irony of “queen Elizabeth” trending with “Ao3” as a related tag, and then going into the tag only to see people asking why “Ao3” is trending with “queen Elizabeth” as a related tag (like it got so popular with people constantly asking that the trending tags reversed?? Lmao).
Genuinely baffling, but after a bit of peeking I think I found the culprit. Honestly impressive because from what I can gather it was a single person who did it. 😂
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cinamun · 11 months
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Slow down | Next
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Wait.
Wait wait wait.
I just noticed something here in this gif which I have watched a totally normal amount of times shut up
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Like excuse me but
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I'm sorry
I'm dying but
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I hope this meme isn't too old for anyone but my borderline geriatric dumb ass to get, but
WHAT ARE THOSE?!!?!?!?!
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taylors-a-goblin · 8 months
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Incredibly immature of me to absolutely lose my shit over Dan exclaiming PEE like that, but here we are.
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unicornosaur · 1 year
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Phil’s comment on the first part of Safiya Nygaard’s latest video, Staying At Every Hotel on the Vegas Strip
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qbwr · 1 month
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tostitos brand content with a surprise
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invisible-brandy · 5 months
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not the foreshadowing 💀
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woundedheartwithin · 1 year
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pedgito · 1 year
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BELLA RAMSEY & PEDRO PASCAL as ELLIE WILLIAMS & JOEL MILLER THE LAST OF US | 1.04 'Please Hold On To My Hand'
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whyistarchaser · 3 months
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R.I.P James Potter, you would’ve loved 22 by Taylor Swift
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timemachineyeah · 11 months
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