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alienjaylien · 3 hours
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best burger joint in town got cursed by the wizards last week. instead of playing dad rock the speakers now play IF THE JOKER COULD BEATBOX on repeat all hours of the day. theyve been trying everything they can to fix it but the speakers just keep playing.
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ohyoufool · 2 days
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SUBSCRIBE TO CHECK PLEASE ON WEBTOONS
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themoonking · 1 day
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charles almost rejecting his alien fiancé bc he wants to remember magneto. okay 🍒🍑🍋🍐🫐🍇.
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Sometimes you read the Bible and nothing really connects.
Other times you read it and it opens up your mail and reads it to you.
Anyway, in my reading today, there were 8 different variations of "Do not be afraid" and/or "Why did you doubt?"
Which is. Exactly what I needed, but also, Hey Now.
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cardiganjam · 4 hours
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mark winters? more like mark WHIMPERS amiright guys
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triangle-dog · 3 days
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I left my heating pad on...
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kalisbaby · 3 months
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"Palestinians were killed long before Hamas was formed and would still be getting killed even if Hamas never existed."
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punkwasp · 2 months
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Free Palestine - ceasefire now!
There is currently a strike for Palestine taking place from February 18th, 2024, to February 25th, 2024. During this time, I will only be posting about Palestine on this account and doing what I can to spread awareness. If you are able, I highly recommend participating in the strike in whatever way you are able - something is always better than nothing. Staying home from work and/or school, not buying anything that isn't strictly necessary, using your social media platforms only to boost posts about Palestine, etc., are all ways to help the efforts!
Below are various links for ways you can help Palestine, including educational resources, petitions, fundraisers, etc. If you have any to add on, please do, these are just the ones I've found so far.
Palestine Red Crescent Society
Palestine Children's Relief Fund
eSims For Gaza
Decolonize Palestine (Patreon)
Jewish Voice For Peace
Help Gaza Children
Islamic Relief Canada's Palestine Emergency Appeal
Medical Aid For Palestinians
Gisha (Israeli organization working to protect Palestinians' rights to the freedom of movement)
Click to help Palestine daily
Palestine Action
Attend an upcoming protest for Palestine (remember to mask up if possible, COVID isn't over)
Sign a petition to urge governments to invoke the genocide convention to stop the war on Gaza
Sign a petition from Amnesty calling for a ceasefire
Check this list of ways to demand a ceasefire in Gaza
Sign the petition for Canada to take urgent action for an immediate and permanent ceasefire in Gaza
Download these posters to print out and put up in your area and/or share on socials to build awareness
Join the BDS boycott
Check out resources and ways to help from Justice For All
Donate to the Gofundme for medical expenses for Hisham, a Palestinian-Irish-American who was shot in an anti-Palestinian hate crime in Burlington, Vermont
The Palestine Academy's Palestine 101
Palestinian literature recommendations
Check out Independent Jewish Voices Canada and their campaigns to help Palestine
Join Palestine Action to help bring down Israel's weapons trade
Shop Palestine (online store where your purchases support artisans in Palestine and in refugee camps in Lebanon, proceeds go to Middle East Children’s Alliance's work supporting Palestinian children)
Donate direct aid to Gaza (run by a longtime activist and volunteer who has been carrying out donations and humanitarian projects in Gaza since 2021)
Buy from the Hirbawi factory (this is the last kufiya factory in Palestine that is still active, purchasing helps support the Palestinian economy, which has not been in a great state for a while)
Spreadsheet listing mutual aid
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average-hua-cheng-fan · 5 months
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1shadowhole · 6 months
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EVERYONE, THEY CHANGED THE BIO AGAIN UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!
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Lmfaooooo they saw the fucking mess they made and added that last sentence 😭😭
They must have thought: "oh Jesus they took this way too seriously now they expect us to do something new... Let's clarify that this IS JUST A WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WHO TO GIVE MONEY TO"
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Viola, Tula, and Ava's epilogues: "I'm having children and becoming a leader," "I'm entering my slut era," and "I'm reforming our community's support systems." (You know.... things without long-term international implications)
Meanwhile, Thorn, Lila, and Jaysohn's epilogues: "I, a stoat, look into a camera and explain to all of humanity the existence of a large community of human-like stoats," "I become the first stoat with a DOCTORATE in NUCLEAR PHYSICS from OXFORD," and "I represent my Stoat Country in the motherfucking Olympics"
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fandom-hoard · 1 year
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Obligatory reminder that Dick Grayson did not ever even consider sending Tim to Arkham
This is what he said-
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He wanted Tim to talk to a therapist. One from Metropolis no less, so not even Arkham adjacent in any way.
And for more context here, these are the other things Dick said-
I’m not saying Tim was wholly in the wrong for not explaining himself or anything like that. And I understand that sometimes it’s fun to woobify Timbo a bit by writing fics and things were everyone was against him during this time and all of that. I get that.
But I also want everyone to know that Dick did not ever canonically do that.
Dick did not do everything right by any means, but he never wanted to send his little brother to Arkham. That is purely fanon.
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ohyoufool · 12 hours
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Inspired by @zimmerwhore, who has inspired me to create McDonalds Sprite Crispy Jack Zimmermann™
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themoonking · 4 months
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"i don't hate asexual people" the ace couple very politely corrected him on the misinformation in his video, and he ignored them, lied about them "attacking" him to his audience, and continued to spread misinformation about the oppression asexual people do or do not face.
"i don't hate lesbians" in my opinion, it is literally impossible for someone to know who radclyffe hall was, know that she was charged with obscenity for the well of loneliness (along with specific details about the contents of the well of loneliness) and yet somehow NOT know that she was found guility and her books were ordered destroyed. for him to say in a video that the exact opposite happened and she got of scott free it had to have been a deliberate lie. in addition, he pretends that queer women constantly have it so much better than queer men both throughout history and still today.
"i don't hate trans people" he lumped multiple trans and / or nonbinary people in with "women", when the fact that they were trans / nonbinary was readily available at the time the video(s) were published.
"i don't hate women" he lied about recieving hateful comments from straight women (or else assumed that any comment he didn't like was written by a woman...), erased the identity of actual queer women to lump them in with straight women who fetishize queer men, and all of the above points also had a constant undercurrent of misogyny.
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misscrazyfangirl321 · 6 hours
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Me: *Expresses concern/care for someone*
Me immediately: What if that was inappropriate/over the line/made them uncomfortable?
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collidedscope · 7 months
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mentopolis is one of my favorite seasons because the premise is “what if inside out was set as a 30s noir, and the entire movie took place during the craziest 2 minutes of this depressed person’s life” and the moral is “maybe step away from work & be kinder to yourself and you’ll calm down”
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