#i spend so much time being like wahh I wish I had more tattoos I wish I could afford more tattoos

[demonlandline]

Can we have a tattoo tour?

Okay I can't exactly show all my tattoos without like.. posting lewds on Tumblr so I'm just going to list all my tattoos.

- A little mushroom that looks like it would either kill you or let you see the place where the universe began - on my right ankle

- A Sphynx cat that's half skeleton - back of my right calf

- A heron with lemons and leaves and rope and stuff - my entire thigh

- A robot dragonfly - above my left knee

- Skitter/Taylor from the web serial Worm by Wildbow - my entire other thigh (if anyone has read it come talk to me about it)

- Big abstract black work swirly symmetrical rib piece

- Seam allowance measurements on my hand that I use on the reg when I’m making clothes

- Triceratops with a kind of chasm opening up in it's back and dinosaur goop spewing out of it - on my left forearm

- The words v e r y c o o l . - above my left elbow

- A grim reaper with an awkward grin holding a comically oversized flower - left bicep

- Abstract melting portrait of two overlapping faces - left upper arm

- "A WATCHER SCOFFS AT GRAVITY" (quote from the season 4 Buffy Finale) - right wrist

- A bumblebee in a glass vial - right forearm

- Abstract splattery ink sketch of a figure - right whole arm

- C O L L A R B O N E - on my collarbone