#i start praying to god

[citrusacidic]

td spoilers im lettin yall know. ⬇️ for ep8 bc if i dont say smth ill die

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i need yall to know. unironically. that zee is my fave reboot character. and actually my second fave td character overall. and caleb is my LEAST favorite reboot character. and so when the elimination ceremony was like “is it caleb or zee”.

bitch. please. please dont. like are you asking ME? because that is the easiest decision of my fucking life .

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[robiinurheart33]

Johnny gets ghost a tiktok for the very first time and the first thing he sends him is a video of two butterflies circling each other.

Us <3

Ghost is understandably confused.

?

Those are butterflies.

No that’s us

What?

Like

That’s the concept of us yk

Those butterflies remind me of the both of us

I think I get it.

Soap highly doubts he does, but Ghost proves him wrong the next day, when he sends Johnny a video of two seagulls fighting for a piece of food and texting:

Look, it’s you and Garrick.

Asshole.

It’s not even online too, whenever Ghost and Soap are deployed together or when they’re outside, Ghost will find something that represents the both of them, or the people around them. They’ve turned it into a little game of sorts, actively looking around their environment for things to compare themselves with.

Two uneven rocks leaning against each other. “Look, that’s us.”

The shared mass hall microwave exploding because some recruit thought it was a great idea to place a whole fish in there. “That’s Price.”

A kite getting stuck in a tree. “Me for real.”

Most of all though, they’ll be pointing out things that remind them of themselves. Clouds, cats, plants, any inanimate objects they see that reminds them of themselves, they’ll just point it out. It’s proven to be incredibly adorable, but it also gives Ghost a little more insight on how Johnny looks at the world. He really looks at his environment now, actively seeking out anything that could resemble their relationship. The trees are a little brighter, the sky a prettier shade of blue, the sound of a certain someone’s laughter sweeter than anything else in the world.

It’s no secret that Soap means everything to Ghost. But Ghost doesn’t know if Soap feels the same way. Soap has so many people in his life that love him, appreciate him for who he is and what he stands for. He could bend the whole world to his knees if he wanted to. Ghost has no one except Johnny. And for a while, that thought scared him. But now it feels like he has the whole world, because he has Johnny.

He loves his quirks and how his little mind works. He loves that Johnny thinks about him in his day to day life. Ghost loves Johnny, and Johnny loves Ghost. It’s that simple. He doesn’t know when it all suddenly became so clear, that his feelings had suddenly felt so much lighter, but he knows it’s all because of him.

Johnny, who sends him a TikTok at 3am captioned: it’s you and me!

[local-fire-dumpster]

I had to mute all chainsawman related words on twitter today bc jfc how are you people so ILLITERATE.An entire week of joking about cutting of denji's dick and discussing how he is hypersexual only to start clutching your pearls at this? Yes what Yoru did was wrong but that's the point! What she is doing is no different then Makima!She wants to get Chainsaw Man out of denji and fight him even if it's at the expense of hurting Denji!

Some of y'all will screech about how it's only ok to portray dark or touchy subject if it's done "appropriately" and then still get butthurt when the author does as you want bc you are bunch of puritan shitheads who need everything to be spoonfed to them

[ramblerogue]

See you next year.

[ramuneda5149]

Mr. Fool, will you share your dreams with them when you open your eyes?

[respectthepetty]

Tong magically getting the building that nobody else could get before

Yet running out of money

Didn't make me think that he has used money to get that building, but instead made me think of something more nefarious, like he might be willing to cut some corners in other areas to make sure his movie makes him look good.

All's I'm saying is Joe 2.0 is already living a life VERY similar to Joe 1.0.

So Tong better not even think about it.

@bitacrytic, I will end that man where he fucking stands.

[moeggoi]

"This man would hurl himself in death's way to save you. You are sure of this -- but why?"

[zeb-z]

also can I just say. the difference between the joy of fit and bagi having a full day with blue, getting acquainted with the base, reuniting with their loved ones, all relieved to have more materials and more of a team - and then the absolute misery of etoiles and roier, moving the few valuable possessions red has to a new base that got immediately discovered anyway, losing all their gear, getting it back, then burning it themselves before killing eachother, is just so fucking funny. the new blues had freshman orientation while the new reds had a trial by fire canon event

[ef-1]

🍷<3

[kyouka-supremacy]

Beast Akutagawa after hearing Atsushi's tragic backstory and learning about all the abuse that the orphanage director made Atsushi go through: It's indeed really unfortunate that you killed him, Atsushi Nakajima. It would have been truly delightful to kill him with my own hands. Nothing in the world could bring me greatest satisfaction. I would have been thrilled to make his interiors spill out one by one and brains come out from his eyes to the point that nothing left of him could resemble a human being anymore. In this moment nothing could offer me greatest joy than gouging his heart out and tearing it to shreads until there was no trace of it left in this world. I wish I could have been there to kill him. I wish I could kill him, and kill him, and kill him, and kill him.

[blujayonthewing]

[ghostlysleuth]

i'm moving soonnnnn yippee (not yippee because moving is great or anything, yippee because i can't wait to get out of this bumfuck majority white trumper tx town)

[coffeecatcraze]

Will never get over Charlie's absolutely feral growl, this woman was ready to lunge across the courtroom and tear Adam to shreds and I am HERE for it

[bloodfreak-boyking]

do you guys think when Sam was really little and starting to pray, he would pray to Dean because Dean was always the one that fixed things and made things right? Cause I sure do

[loadinghellsing]

Angel: hey God..? you haven't really been, answering prayers..?

God: what? I have too!

Angel: You have?

God, nods to Anderson: see those bayonets?

Angel: i-it's just the sword part, but um... yes?

God: Each one of those was prayed for

Angel:

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Angel: hey, wait a minuite-

Angel: isn't that the cocain addict?

God: don't worry I fixed that as well.

Angel: you... fixed his cocain addiction?

God: Yep. he's a regenerator now, meaning he'll heal to just as he was when that blessing was bestowed upon him

Angel: YOU MADE THE COCAIN ADDICT IMMORTAL?!?!

God: EX COCAIN ADDICT! It doesn't effect him anymore

{Anderson doing as Anderson does}

Angel: ...are you sure he was sober before making him eternally like that?

God: ...I didn't think it was relevent at the time.