#i switch so often it’s crazy hehe

[switchytransboy]

had some fun with halo’s feet tonight with plenty of toe ties 😏😍 their feet were so well restrained these could have passed as makeshift stocks hehehe

@ticklishprey

[kaciidubs]

you're writing skills 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 babe how are you?? first time writing you an anon but! I'm curious to know which kink you think jisung has? 😼 I'm the biggest simp for that man

Hehe I'm glad you like my writing!! Other than being insanely horny over 8 men [and an additional 20+ that will go unnamed for the time being], I'm completely, 100% okay! [this is a lie, I haven't known peace in years] On to the kink talk!

Kink Breakdown - Han Jisung [Short Ver.]

❣ Summary: Kink Breakdown - Jisung Edition, short version ❣  ❣ Word Count: 331 ❣ Warnings: Kink theorizing; spit kink, mommy kink, exhibitionism, pegging, decryphilia, feminization [M receiving] ❣  ❣ Female! Reader Implied [No use of Y/N] | You/Your pronouns ❣  ❣ Additional Tags: Han is referred to as Jisung, this list can grow over time, but for now these are my top 8 kinks for Jisung! ❣ Stray Kids Masterlist ❣ General Masterlist

So, in my mind's eye, I see Jisung as a switch leaning sub - now, this isn't to say that he never doms, but more often than not he'd rather be bent to your will.

Kinks:

Overall;

✧ Messy Sex + Spit - Jisung likes messy sex, and I mean messy; spit, drool, tears, your cum on him, his cum on you, the whole nine yards.

When Subbing;

✧ Humiliation/Degradation - more so along the lines of "Oh, you want me sooo bad, huh?", make fun of how needy he is, how utterly desperate he is for your touch, for your attention, and he's putty in your hands in an instant.

✧ Pegging - this one's pretty self explanatory, wanna hear him make those pretty whimpers of his? Peg him. Put him in missionary if you wanna see his face all red and pretty, an arm thrown over to hide the blush and the tears of pleasure. Put him in doggy if you wanna make an imprint of your hand on that cute, tiny ass of his. Make him ride you if he's feeling utterly insatiable.

✧ Decryphilia - he shares this one with Felix imo, he just feels so good, he can't help the tears that form when he's inside of you or vice versa.

✧ Feminization - four words; Jisung in a skirt. Just, let it simmer for a bit.

✧ Exhibitionism - this one's more complex, where as he doesn't want to be watched, but the idea of being watched has him dizzy - maybe play around with a blindfold and tell him to think of his members seeing him like this, he'll go crazy and come just as fast.

✧ Mommy/Miss - yeah... just yeah.

When Domming;

✧ Overstimulation - this one's a shared 50/50, but he loves being able to make you melt at the will of his tongue, fingers, and/or cock, it boosts his ego and makes him proud that he's able to make someone as wonderful as you crumble for him.

[mikuni14]

Century of Love - Ep 3

Oh, but I loved this episode! I was afraid that San would be an asshole and go to Vee out of sheer necessity to help himself, not to apologize to him. AND THAT'S WHAT HE DID! 😆 But it was very cleverly done. First, San denies that he will absolutely, under NO circumstances, marry Vee, even if he were to DIE. Then the goddess wipes the floor with him and San gives up lmao, goes to Vee and proposes an ARRANGE MARRIAGE FOR MONEY!

Yes, Vee, me too, I was like :OOOO the whole time 😆😆😆 What a brilliant idea to preserve San's dick..nessy?, his "faithfulness" to Wat, and at the same time significantly move the plot forward. In general, I really like the way the action unfolds and doesn't waste time on boring stuff, stupidity and classic misunderstandings in this situation, which I totally expected. San quickly finds out that Vee is innocent, Vee already knows about the magic stone and that San is an everyone's favorite oji-chan and about the reincarnation. I also really like the idea of ​​marriage, I think it's brilliant.

I also liked the scene in Vee's apartment. He himself masking his pain, anger, guilt and injustice with laughter and self-deprecation, because he screwed up his life with a stupid mistake and simply being poor. And San, who came to Vee all angry and bristling, and at one point looked at Vee - and himself - in a different way, realizing that Vee was now where he once was. It was very good. I really appreciate moments like this in my BLs 💖

Chibi San as usual did not disappoint, this kid deserves all the awards. He was exactly the perfect mix of grumpy and sweet 🧁 And the way he carries himself in these oversized clothes, like it's no big deal, just everyday activity lol what a little dude! I kind of want to see BTS scenes with him, is he naturally like that :)

San's family is still fantastic. How much do they put up with grandpa's bullsh... I mean his complicated love life, which is also their main source of entertainment lol

The series tirelessly revolves around the topic of death, the difficulties of accepting it and separation from the person to whom one owes so much, and the determination to stop it, even at the cost of everything.

Daou and Offroad really give their all in this series, I don't know how Daou manages these constant scenes of acting out pain. And Offroad seamlessly switches between the always smiling Vee (how often it's a mask he wears so that others don't worry about him or not interfered in his problems, assuming that he was ok?), and those moments when he shows his pain and stress and anger at what his life is like and how he is being treated by life, strangers and circumstances. Also, Offroad is incredibly beautiful and has moments when he looks so seductively, for example in the scene in Vee's apartment when San is thinking about Vee and himself from the past and catches Vee's looking at him… gods 🔥🔥🔥 (hope someone will gif it! 👉👈). I'm going crazy because of them.

Wild theory time! Grandma is Wat, she will eat a stone and regain her youth and look like a young Wat, but San will already be half in love with Vee. Chaos ensues hehe 🤡

[hyunsvngs]

here’s some butt stuff w skz thoughts cuz i’m bored hehe 🤭 feel free to add on & elaborate!! i always love reading your hcs and hearing your thoughts 🩷🩷🩷!!!

channie just strikes me as the type to loveeee anal and it’s like a little treat for the both you whenever he’s able to take his time prepping your hole whether it be with his fingers or a toy <3 i think anal with him would actually be really sweet and he’d really just like to take his time with you :( he’d definitely call you daddy’s little anal princess while or after he fucks you HEHEHE OMG i need him so badly…

i think minho and seungmin would be kinda degrading when you brought up the idea of wanting to try butt stuff w them! ofc but also ofc they’d secretly love it hehe.. minho would definitely love it if you prepped yourself for him while he was gone all day, and he came home to you with a cute little kitty plug in your hole :( he’d think it’s the sweetest thing ever!! maybe you’re a little shy about it but when he sees the plug and starts slowly fucking it in n out you and is groping your ass, you know he’s enamored by your efforts <3 master minho and you’re his kitty slave… if you see my vision o_o

i think seungie would be the same, if he saw you with a cute fluffy puppy tail he’d go crazy!!! his slutty little pup <3 so cute :( would love to fuck your ass while you fuck your pussy with a toy and maybe edge or overstimulate you and see you go absolutely stupid on his dick. loves how fucked out and brainless you are when both your cute little holes are stuffed :3

innie would be no thoughts, head empty whenever you say you’ll let him try anal with you. thinking of you asking him to do you a favor, he declines, but when you say, “i’ll let you put it in my butt?” with a sly smirk and some puppy dog eyes, well ofc he can’t say no!! perv innie..? i’m gone you’re both a little nervous since it’s your first time doing this, but he’ll definitely take his time so it’s enjoyable for the both of you <3 once he’s tried it though i think he’d easily become reeeally obsessed w it and wants to do it a lot more often hehe… i think he’d also find tail plugs rlly cute :( paired w some clip on ears, a collar, and some little paws (or those stockings w paw pads on the bottom).. he’d die. you’ll kill him. from horniness.

hmmm hyune, jisung, n lix i think would really be into rimming, whether it’s giving or receiving! i think they both like sex to be all wet n messy so i think they’d rlly enjoy that :3 hyunjin eating your pussy from the back all sloppy and putting a finger in your tight hole, catches you off guard at first but when you start to fuck yourself back against him, he’ll switch hands and start fingering your cunt while he tongues at your ass <3 god it’d be so much spit and slick but he’d revel in the way you moan at how good it feels and whine bc of how sensitive you are! he’d really love it :(

jilix… oh these boys love love loveeee the feeling of your tongue on their holes :( so whiny and messy babies <3 making sungie stroke his cock on all fours while you play his hole from behind? oh he’s cumming in 3 minutes. giving lix a blowjob and mouthing at his balls and slowly making your way down to his hole 😵‍💫 oh he’d be be a goner. they moan so pretty :( i know it!! coming back to say they’d also definitely be into pegging but this ask is getting way too long DHDJDHFJ

binnie would absolutely love both!!!! if he feels dom i think he’d love to see you bounce on his cock with a bunny tail plug (maybe some lop ears too.. i think he’d love the way they flop while you ride him) and then go for round two in your cute little ass <3 ahh i love imagining anal with dom bin in a headlock god it makes my brain leak out of my ears </3 sitting in his lap with his arms around your neck just fucking you brainless on his fat cock :((( PLEASE I NEED IT!!! but i know binnie would also love to see you play with his hole! fingering him while you suck him off or rimming him while he fists at his drippy cock :( he’d go stupid and i’m just imagining looking up at him and he can barely keep his eyes open at how good it feels and his cute lips parted n he’s making the prettiest sounds <3

hopefully this wasn’t super redundant i tried my best hehe 🩷

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nothing TO ADD. EVERYONE READ THIS

♡ juno

[vivaladicamillo]

I 10000% need some fluff and smut for Ryan Dunn!!!

RYAN DUNN X GN!READER HCS

okok more ryan dunn content bc lord im so whipped for him its not funny anymore, i also think there NEEDS more content of him on here i’ve scrolled to the bottom of the ryan dunn tags and im in need of content tbh, so might as well make my own for other ryan lover like me out there !

WARNINGS: nsfw elements towards the end

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SFW:

oh this man is crazy for u

we’ve seen and heard of stories of ryans past relationships

we all know he would literally bend over backwards for u

i feel like hes not to big on romantic things though

like fancy flashy type romantic stuff

date wise he would probably take u either somewhere public like the movies or an icecream shop or like somewhere u genuinely really wanna go

in public though he always had one arm wrapped around u

either around ur waist or ur shoulder or even just holding ur hand

he wants everyone in that mf to know ur his

LOVES TO SHOW U OFF

keep a little photo of u in his wallet

“yah my girlfriend is super hot.”

the guys totally dog on him for it though

everyones just praying ur not like his past relationships

he just has a habit of letting people step over him bc he care abt them too much

but ur not like le that, ur different (hopefully LMAO)

when he started growing his hair out he definitely let u brush it and style it when u could

that man barely knows how to shower on a regular basis hes definitely not brushing his own hair regularly

SPEAKING OF SHOWERS

oh lord jesus christ ur gonna have to make him shower

hes gonna be smelling like a whole can of bounce that ass sometimes

u will probably have to make a deal with him to shower

or just lock his ass up in there and tell him hes not coming out untill he does shower

but honestly if u just ask him politely and nicely he will start trying to smell better and shower more often

anything for u

he loves to kiss u

like all the time, no matter where

in public, in front of the guys, in front of a old persons home, u name it and he’s probably gonna kiss u there

also he loves kissing ur nose, forehead, cheek and ofc ur lips

he also doesnt mind kisses back (lord please kiss his nose he secretly loves it when u do that)

any joke u make will make him do his little goofy laugh

oh and he will do anything to see u laugh or smile

he adore ur smile

he could just admire it for hours on end

i feel like his mom would love u too

ur just his perfect match !

NSFW:

hmm where should i start

i feel like hes a switch but hes more on the dom side

but not like rough and mean

he’s definitely a soft dom

he loves to take it slow, gentle and calm

he wants to enjoy every minute you guys spend together

slow pace but just right yk?

but he also loves it when ur dominant

seeing u above him and seeing u have all the power when it comes to the bedroom just does something for him

he don’t discriminate

LOVESSS when u give him hickeys

he will also give them to you yes ofc but only if hes feeling a bit jealous

he does not like sharing his sex life with anyone

maybe bam but thats a bog MAYBE

ik hes stated before he likes to keep things private

so no risky public sex or threesomes

maybeathreesomewithbambutthatsnot100%

oh he loves to give u head

and hes damn well good at it

he wont stop till u at least have came twice

SPEAKING OF CUM (hehe cum)

his favorite place for him to cum is either on ur thighs or in ur mouth

SHOWER SEX!

probably one of the only ways u can get him to shower

he likes using handcuffs on u though

thats on super rare occurrences

kink wise i think hes not into a lot

maybe hair pulling, spanking but not much else

hes always down to try some stuff though if u really wanted too

just nothing that involves him hurting u or u hurting him

i also feel like hes not one to joke during the deed

unless u both are in a silly mood then maybe theres some giggling and jokes

but otherwise he wants it to be more intimate and loving

PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE ALL DAY

“ah yes ur doing so good for me baby.” “u look so good with my cock inside u darling”

i feel like hes into being called a title

like sir or master (maybe)

i feel like he would be icked out by daddy though

his after care is amazing though

you want him to run u a bath? get u food, drinks? a magically gay unicorn? hes getting it for u no matter how tired he is

LOVES TO CUDDLE AFTERWARDS

he thinks its so cute when u fall asleep in his arms first

he just loves u so much and wants to see u happy

if ur happy and satisfied hes happy and satisfied

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hope u enjoyed!! i kinda just did a bunch of cute and spicy headcanons for this bc i just wrote another ryan fic abt a similar topic sooooo yea!

[ransprang]

I love yall hni fanfics sm like hni deserve more quality fanfic like this ,also i was wondering that could yall write (n)sfw hcs for my boy Itagaki Manabu with fem reader (im crazy abt him and bro has like zero fanfic for me to delulu TT.. ,have a nice day and tysm!! :33)

hii wow my first itagaki request :o sorry if this isn't that great, he is kinda baby to me 😭😭

Itagaki Manabu x fem!reader Hcs

SFW

I think the only criteria you need for him to like you is that you are punny. Otherwise you really won’t get along with his family which is something important to him

also get ready for puns to be made from your name

he often goes to Ippo for tips on what sort of dates to go on. So needless to say he has to get creative on his own. Most of the time Nanako will help him out. In exchange he gives Nanako tips on how to rizz up Ippo

as manabu grows as a boxer he’ll really appreciate any amount of support from you

He showers you in kisses and hugs after every win asking for reassurance “y/n i did a great job? didn’t i? :33”

His biggest love languages are words of affirmation and gifts. He’d take so many selfies and candid pics of you. He loves showing you off “guys look at how pretty she is today hehe”

He’d be those people who post their s/o ALL the time on social media. The kamogawa guys love you, but please control your man. There is only so much jealousy they can take

N/SFW

He is mostly inexperienced in bed. Ippo goes red in the face when asked for tips. in the end manabu will just dive in and ask you to be patient with him

when you first get into the relationship, takamura teases manabu trying to teach him his special 'finishing' moves. you'll need to tell manabu to forget what he learned

manabu is a boob guy very easily. he spends a lot of time teasing and licking your nipples working you up. there's just something about the softness of your tiddies

he has accidentally ripped some of your lingerie in excitement oops, but don't worry he is overall very gentle <3

he isn't called the speed king for nothing ;) despite his inexperience his dick will pound you hard and fast

He is a switch fosho. Bro is a featherweight, he is meant to be picked up and thrown around a lil yknow

he uses his silly little phone cam to record his cock going in and out of you. he just loves the wet noises of your pussy that he needs it on his phone. dont worry he’ll put it in a hidden folder so no one else sees it

your pun,

admin sar

[tunamayojazz]

Hi!

38 for Inuokko.

Thanks!

38. Describe their ideal home

Hmm...I think they wouldn't choose to live in the city. Maybe in the outskirts of Tokyo. Not in a condo where they'd have to be close to other humans, maybe somewhere a little isolated and near nature. It would be an issue if they had to share a lift with others while covered in post-mission blood, and Yuta radiates way too much cursed energy anyways 🤭 Their house would be a mix of traditional and modern, with lots of wooden furniture (I know they aren't cheap but by the time they get their own place they can afford it hehe). The house wouldn't be too neat, more like an organized mess? I think if Toge lived alone it could get pretty messy (still nothing crazy) but because Yuta likes it neat he makes sure to put in effort with cleaning up.

The house has lots of warm lighting, and they both made sure the house was as cozy as possible because they really value comfort when it comes to relaxing and sleeping. I think it wasn't something they paid much attention to until they became adults, and they really feel just how important it is to have a cozy place to come home to after a mission. Game time is important to Toge and by extension Yuta, so they have a pretty decked out living room with tons of games, with a large kotatsu infront of the TV. Toge's favorite game is the Splatoon franchise, while Yuta is more of a Animal Crossing kind of guy (Yuta, teary eyes wide in gleeful surprise: "Jun (Marshal) looks just like you babe...". Toge refutes that with a scoff. "Okaka...!") (Coincidentally, Marshal and Toge are both Libras). When Maki and Panda are over, they play Mario Party and Switch Sports (which Maki is obscenely good at. You don't want to challenge her to a round of Chambara).

The kitchen is Toge's territory. He did a lot of research before they built the kitchen, ensuring the design would be sufficient for his style of cooking and also looked into what cooking utensils were recommended. They have a little island/bar that they use for meals like breakfast and dessert. Lunch and dinner is usually at the dining table (it fits up to four people). Yuta's not so interested in cooking or food in general (this is canon actually) but he does like doing it from time to time when it's with his friends. It's quality time spent, too. There are some dessert recipes he has memorized though, only because Toge like them so much (it's pudding most of the time).

I am also a firm believer in Inuokko collects plushies because they're weak to cuteness. There are also really big ones just so they have something to hug when one of them has a mission trip for a couple of days/weeks. I don't think they collect too many books, but they have a shelf for a few precious ones amongst other things like picture frames. Yuta picks up photography in his adult years and their house is littered with them. Visitors (Yuji especially) would spend like a good 30 minutes just ooh aah-ing at their fridge because there are so many polaroids attached to it. And of course, they have a garden! A rather big one too. They both care for it a lot and are actually quite the gardening nerds (and by that I mean they talk about gardening tools a lot while Maki looks on in horror and watch Youtube videos about gardening ideas and tips). They also have a nice table by their garden for when the weather is good and they feel like eating outside. It's not completely exposed, so they enjoy drinking hot tea and snacking there when it's pouring too.

Last but not least, they have pets! Two cats and one dog (I must specify that it is a Border Collie). Yuta will find Toge napping with all of them in the living room more often than not and it's just the best thing ever.

[sungbeam]

hi beam, hope you and cherry are doing well! i bring cat lores and crusty photos bc they're almost 10 years old (crazy to think a samsung captured these)

meet mano! (that's just a word in my language to refer to cats in an affectionate way, the literal translation being puss which i was today years old when i found out LOL). but when you don't (or even when you do have a name for your cat) you call them mano. it's the most affectionate term for a cat the translation doesn't do it justice

she was idk how old when we first met her. she was a stray cat but lived in our street so she would switch homes sometimes but she bonded really quickly with me (bc i gave her food) and then she went ahead to have kids three times! she was around for as long as i lived there (6 years) and she has the biggest piece of my heart out of all the cats.

she was quite moody (if you can't tell from her annoyed face) but she must have trusted us a lot bc she legit broke into our house and hid her babies there one time. wouldn't stop mewing and clawing at the door and when we let her in (we usually let her roam in the veranda during the day) she went behind the little sofa and we found 5 kittens! we were so so surprised and we let her keep them there bc from her prev birth, not a lot survived ;-;

she was a wild one. she often brought me gifts (dead rats, lizards and roaches which are the only 3 animals in the entire world that i hate with all my heart :') sighs) and i often slipped her food behind my mom's back (my mom liked her but she had beef with her bc one time this cat broke our net window to steal raw chicken that she had prepped to cook later LOL) (but ig she liked them enough bc she took most of the cat photos that we still have hehe)

this was the 1st generation (i have absolutely no idea who her mans was she was always at war with the male cats yet gave birth 3 times e2l ig 💀 i'll come back with 2nd gen and 3rd gen soon!

love, yumi (this sounds like a letter goodbye)

YUMI IM SO SORRY IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET BACK TO YOU BUT THANK U SM FOR THIS LITTLE LETTER(?) ASK!!

im currently away from cherry rn cuz im home-home, but she was doing alright when i left!! mano is so cute and a gorgeous cat 😭😭 her moody face def reminds me of cherry's HAHAHAH but also why does she still look so pretty when she annoyed...? maybe that's why she was able to have that e2l arc 💀

PLS the little gifts 😭😭 i also do not like dead carcasses but i feel like if it's from a cat and it's her love language, we're always willing to make an exception 😅 that's very sweet tho that she trusted u guys enough <3 she must have felt very safe w being able to hide her young and STEAL RAW CHICKEN AJFNEKFNKDNF tbh i would also have beef with her if i was ur mom LOL but a cat mama's gotta do what a cat mama's gotta do 🤧

wait u must have so much experience w outdoor cats then, im sure you've prob said this before tho ksnfkenfkf cherry is an indoor lady through and through, and i think it'd be so interesting to see her in the wild, but she also has zero survival instincts so 💀💀 CANT WAIT TO HEAR ABT 2ND AND 3RD GEN!!! i loved reading through this little history 😌💖

love, beam !! (i'll do the letter signoff too lmao)

[lewdablemimic]

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and i'd like a milkshake~!

holy god, okay

2. Crops, floggers, or paddles?

honestly, i really like paddles

3. What fictional characters are you most into right now? And/or what fantasies do you have with them?

pretend i'm putting one of those really bad censor bars over her eyes when i say n*mi arish*ma and like. anything? everything. with her. god.

5. Are you a monsterfucker? What’s your favourite monster?

of course i'm a monsterfucker, come on. i don't know if i have a favorite? it changes from moment to moment. do i want the knot? something that can mesmerize me? something that defies reality? fuck.

6. Do you think you’re a top or a bottom? A dom or a sub? Or a switch/verse?

i'm a sub and a bottom, let's not fuck around

7. What is your favourite sexual scenario you’ve ever come up with?

literally, i don't think i can answer this. i have so many goddamn favorites, i can't even pick one. purity backfires is up there, though.

8. Are you into more taboo kinks (watersports, feet, cnc, etc?)

lmao that feet is called a taboo kink here. but yeah, i like all the ones listed, and a lot more, a lot!

9. Are you into pet play? If so, what type of pet are you?

moo!

10. What do you think your favourite position would be?

i'm really into the idea of being fucked from behind

11. Do you have something you haven’t tried yet, but you still KNOW you’ll like?

lactation play, full stop

15. Is there a thing that people do that makes you go absolutely crazy?

uhhhh. hypnosis play's a big one, also just being willing to play in whatever brain space i happen to be in at the moment

16. If you could have sex without any consequences or restrictions at all (eg. no matter how risky it is you can’t die or be hurt - more than you want to be, that is, wink wonk - and you could fit comically huge things inside you without issue), what would you do?

god. i'd just go full fucked-up free use hedonist mode i guess? lmao

18. What title do you think you prefer? (eg: sir, puppy, master, slave, etc)

uhhhh. i don't know honestly?

19. If money wasn’t an issue, how many sex toys would you have and what would they be?

so many! lots of bad dragons, lots of things for nipple play, does a breast pump count?

20. Do you have any kinks or fetishes you really didn’t expect to be into?

a lot of them? like. i never thought i would be into feet or piss, but here we are

21. What is a popular kink that you hate/don’t Get™?

macro/micro does nothing for me

22. Have you ever tasted yourself? Do you like how you taste?

yes and yes! <3

23. Do you shave or let it grow?

i let it grow, i like it

24. Are you into humiliation and/or degradation?

oh yeah, majorly, big time

25. Do you pretend someone is with you when you masturbate? (Eg. showing off for an imaginary dom)

hmmm. depends on the fantasy, but not usually, i think?

26. How often do you masturbate?

a few times a day!

29. What’s the horniest you’ve ever been? What did you do about it?

horniest i've ever been is the past month or so, i think! and i've just been kind of enjoying the NEET life and getting off whenever

30. What’s your favourite kind of lingerie?

hehe, cowprint

31. Do you like to be overstimulated?

yes in theory, not sure in practice!

34. What’s your favourite part of your body?

i'd love to say my tits, but it's my legs and my lips!

36. Do you have a partner, or multiple partners? (this is just a free chance for you to gush about them if you do 💖)

i've got some fuckbuddies, both irl and online, but no one i'd call a partner! i do love spending time with my fuckbuddies though

39. What’s a kink you only like in specific contexts/circumstances?

god, everything? i'm like a kink roulette wheel depending on mood, phase of the moon, etc.

41. Do you like anal?

i haven't yet, but i really want to!

43. What are you looking forward to most about having sex?

i love giving head so goddamn much oh my god

45. How much self control do you have? Can you edge/deny yourself for a long time?

lmao no i cannot edge on purpose, i am here to cum.

49. What is your main masturbation fantasy at the moment?

reality warping! being able to change the world to suit my tastes~

sorry it took so long! the milkshake is probably spoiled...

[souljellied]

What ADHD looks like for me

I've been doing some journalling lately trying to process this late diagnosis of ADHD and explain to some close friends. I wrote out this list and was surprised to realise some of the ways I've masked which I hadn't even thought of as being related to ADHD. I thought putting this out there might be useful for anyone looking at signs and symptoms and trying to make sense of their own experience.

Feel free to reblog and share your own experience in comments/tags!

For me, ADHD is this:

Too many thoughts all the time, no way to switch them off

Constant low-key, maddening existential boredom - never fully able to engage with anything

Constant low-key irritation and frustration…

…Which blossoms easily into overwhelming rage

Intense, uncontrollable, unregulatable emotions that escalate quickly

Loud, chaotic energy

Inability to focus

Daydreaming and trapped in my own head often

Thinking, doing and feeling a million things at once

Lots and lots and lots and lots of hobbies

Periods of intense, uncontrollable hyperfixation

Over-analysing and over-thinking

Addicted to my phone

Binging on food, alcohol, sex

Missing very very obvious social cues a lot of the time

Trouble with eye-contact

Inability to think long-term

Inability to form habits

Inability to sit still

Talking over people

Talking too fast

Forgetfulness

Impulsive behaviour

Periods of overwhelming depression and suicidal ideation

Forgetfulness

(Hehe, see what I did there? Seriously though, forgetting really obvious stuff, all the time)

Time blindness

Compulsive nail-biting, hair-pulling, skin-picking

Disordered eating

Sensitivity to textures

Executive dysfunction (i.e. knowing you NEED to get up and do something but being physically unable to)

Only able to function under a certain level of anxiety or panic

Exhaustion, needing frequent naps to ‘reset’ my brain

Difficulty prioritising tasks and staying organised

Difficulty working on long term projects

Difficulty making decisions

A deeply internalised sense that I was most likely going to fail or get off-track before I even started a task

Stimming

For me, ‘masking’ (hiding the above symptoms in order to be Normal) looks like this:

constant lies about why I forgot stuff, scrambling to cover up mistakes

staying awake all night to complete things at the last minute

over-exercising so I’m tired enough to sleep

drinking alcohol so I’m tired enough to sleep

putting off errands for ridiculous amounts of time and telling people ‘oh I was just too lazy lolololol’

masking with self-deprecating humour

writing every single little thing on a to do list from ‘brush your teeth today!!!’ to ‘work deadline 2PM’

self-harming in order to regulate thoughts and emotions, and to punish myself for my failures

pretending I didn’t care about the deadline or event or whatever that I missed out on anyway

making ‘chaotic and crazy’ my entire personality because it’s easier to do that than admit to the guilt and shame

isolating myself so that no one can get close enough to see how fake everything is

taking on Team Leader roles to create that same distance and give a sense of control/purpose to my interactions

arriving super early to things so I’m not late

hiding things I’m interested in because they’re unconventional or weird

staying quiet so I don’t interrupt people

sabotaging relationships

forcing my stimming into more appropriate verbal/physical tics

obsessively checking my phone for free dopamine hits

avoiding situations where I might not be able to hide my illness

chronic perfectionism and high standards

double and triple checking *everything* to avoid mistakes

[curejiraiya]

In tonight's episode of let me rant about something no one cares about:

The latest update for Wildfrost made the game a lot easier.

On one hand, I like that I can actually get to the true ending lol I actually had two true wins today alone. Before the update I only had two true wins, ever.

But on the other hand, in a game like Slay the Spire you can infinitely make the game harder. Slay The Spire has difficulty levels so high that it's been reported that no one has ever beat them.

Before the latest update Wildfrost only had four difficulty levels. The normal one, two intermediate ones, and the true ending, and the true ending was just balls hard, but nowhere near Slay the Spire hard.

In the new update there's 15ish difficulty bells, and you need 10 of them to get to the true ending. Which I like in concept, because you get to pick what things make your run more difficult. This also has the upside that the vanilla run is easier, actually a lot easier, which is good because new players often complain that Wildfrost is crazy hard and quit the game.

But adding this system had the added side effect of making the true ending way easier to get, it only takes 10 bells. Now almost all of my runs are making it to the true ending, and it feels a little cheap? This is the true ending of the game, it's supposed to be incredibly hard to get, and now I'm getting it almost every time? to make the same comparison, I play on Slay the Spire difficulty one or even zero usually lol and I very rarely get to the true ending, maybe one out of 30 runs? that doesn't even count beating it, which I just don't do very often lmfao.

Wildfrost's true ending feels cheapened by it being so much easier to get to, and the difficulty system is nice, I like its complexities, but I wish it did more.

Honestly I'm making this complaint, because I just did a run where I felt way too good. I destroyed the final boss lmao. I don't even think the game is unbalanced, I just think once you've played it a lot it starts to get easy; and it doesn't have the longevity that Slay the Spire has.

If you've gotten down to the end of this rant, you should play Wildfrost lol. I don't know why you would have read this if you haven't played Slay The Spire it's like the roguelike deck builder, and wild frost is a more modern take with pretty graphics and nice music and a fun setting and I really really like the game a lot. It's only downside is it's only on steam and switch, I really wish it was on mobile because mobile is so fucking convenient for these kinds of games. But it has full touch control on switch, so I think it'll come to mobile eventually. Cope.

I really like roguelike deck builders, I'll argue they're my favorite genre of game right now. I don't think Super Auto Pets tracks your hours but if it did I probably have a hundred. I've played a ton of Slay The Spire, I think Dicey Dungeons is an absolute masterpiece and must play for people even outside the genre. I'm probably the only person excited for the new Yohane deck builder. I desperately wanted the combat in ooblets to be harder because it was a mashup of my favorite two game genres. Slice & Dice says I've rolled 138336 dice, and my switch says I have 50 hours in Wildfrost, not counting the hours that I put on on PC before I switched over. You should give the genre a try if you're interested (I recommend Auto Pets & Dicey Dungeons for beginners hehe)

[baepsaesbae]

Laundry Day

Pairing— Jeon Jungkook x reader    

Genre— SMUT, established relationship au

Warnings— Oral (f and m receiving), being tied up, face sitting, face fucking, multiple orgasms, squirting, fingering, use of a vibrator, overstimulation, praise kink, unprotected sex pls wrap before u tap folks

Word Count—  ~1.8k

Summary— A laundry day mishap leads to some mischievous fun.

A/N— I just had to write something about Jungkook in his recent Vlive. He’s been driving me crazy! I hope you guys like this little pwp drabble hehe.

It was laundry day. Due to a miscalculation on your part (mostly laziness) you had run out of underwear. This problem wasn’t discovered until after you finished showering as you rummaged through your undergarment drawer to find no clean panties available. You sighed at the only option left. That.

“I don’t have any undies,” you complained to your boyfriend.

“Are you naked under that oversized shirt?” Jungkook teased from the couch.

“No…” you answered softly.

“Get over here so we can start the movie! The popcorn just finished,” he waved you over.

You cuddled up with him and happily watched How to Train Your Dragon. Jungkook once stated that Kung Fu Panda was the greatest trilogy of all time, but you countered with the series you were currently watching. You liked Kung Fu Panda as well, but Toothless the dragon was just too cute.

You sprawled out on the bed in your bedroom after the movie finished while Jungkook moved clothes from the washer to the dryer.

“Are those pajamas new?” you asked, eyeing the olive green clothes. At first you thought it had skin toned colored patterns, but you realized that it was actually just holes in the fabric. The longer you stared, the more you could make out of his muscular body and black boxer shorts.

“Kind of? I don’t really wear them often, they’re like my last resort pjs,” Jungkook shrugged, “I’ve putting off my laundry just like you, little Miss Lazy Pants.”

“Well maybe you should wear them more, they look great on you,” you nodded with a slight lip bite. Jungkook took notice of your gaze, but didn’t acknowledge it. 

“We got a little bit of time before the clothes are done. What do you wanna do?” he plopped down beside you.

“Wanna wrestle?” you suggested.

“Sure,” he gave you an amused grin.

Kneeling opposite of each other on the bed, you locked eyes. Jungkook motioned for you to make the first move. You apprehensively wrapped your arms around his shoulders. Before you could try to bring him down, he quickly toppled you over with one swift move.

“You have no leverage like that. Your power comes from your core, which you exposed to me. Try again,” Jungkook instructed.

This time, you tried to grab him around his waist. He praised you for choosing a better spot, but still didn’t budge. Again, you were flipped around and pinned down. Jungkook’s powerful legs held you down while his large hands anchored your wrists to the bed. You wriggled around, but to no avail; you were stuck.

“Is this what you wanted?” he chuckled above you.

“I wanted to be the one to pin you down,” you huffed.

Your shirt lifted a bit during your scuffle, revealing the garters that wrapped around your upper thighs. Jungkook raised his eyebrows at you the moment he saw them.

“I thought you were naked under there,” his tongue clicked.

“I told you I wasn’t,” you rolled your eyes.

“Can I see the rest of it, baby? We have some time to kill anyway.”

“Only if you let me be on top,” you bargained.

Just like that, your positions were switched. Though Jungkook could still easily overpower you like this, he let you have the satisfaction of pretending to pin him down. You leaned over to lightly kiss up his neck, causing him to groan. He shuddered underneath you as you licked a hot stripe from his collarbone up to his jawline. You felt his bulge grow between your thighs as you slowly grinded on him.

You stripped off your shirt to expose your sexiest lingerie set. It was a deep red color that perfectly accentuated your curves. You were a little uncomfortable with the part that went around your lower stomach at first, but Jungkook loved it the first time you ever wore it for him. Even now, he hasn’t been able to take his eyes off of you.

“You’ve seen this before. Do you want me to take it off?” you asked shyly.

“I know, but you’re still as sexy as ever. Hell no, keep it on. In fact, I have something to match it if you want me to tie you up,” he enthusiastically offered.

You smiled and presented up your wrists to him. Jungkook smiled at you fondly once your wrists were tied up with a cute little bow.

“Perfect. Now sit on my face, darling,” he cooed.

He helped you situate yourself over his open mouth. Pulling your panty aside, his initial lick long and slow. His eyes never left yours as he began to lap you up at a quicker pace. He finally broke eye contact once your legs began to shake, which spurred him to lick you even deeper as he buried his nose into your pussy. Right as you were on the edge, he pulled away. Jungkook slid out from underneath you and repositioned you at the edge of the bed. You were on all fours with your ass up on the bed while Jungkook stood behind you.

“Ready, baby?” he asked as his hands gripped your waist.

“Please fuck me, Kookie,” you begged.

He didn’t bother stripping you. Again, he merely pulled aside your underwear as he slowly guided his long cock into your sopping wet cunt, moaning as he went further inside. You cried out in pleasure when he finally bottomed out. He took his sweet time dragging himself out of you, only to reenter even slower. His teasing caused you to whine; you heard him snicker behind you because he knew you needed more.

Jungkook finally gave you what you wanted. He drilled into you at an alarming rate, his dick rubbing against your g-spot as he fucked you deeply. Your wanton moans grew louder as you felt yourself coming closer to being undone. One last cry signified your climax as you felt your warm juices splash all over yourself and the bed. He helped you ride out your high, never slowing down until your mind completely blanked.

Huffing, Jungkook pulled out of you and climbed onto the bed, laying down on his back. His hair stuck to his sweaty forehead. His shirt was still on, and it heavily rose up and down as you watched him attempt to catch his breath.

You weakly climbed atop of him. You rested your tied up wrists on his chest. You slowly lowered yourself onto his dick; your pussy was still sensitive from the orgasm you just had. Jungkook didn’t mind. He loved when you rode him slowly. You felt like heaven as your warmth embraced him. He teasingly flicked your clit, making you twitch from oversensitivity.

“You feel amazing, baby. You’re so fucking wet,” he groaned.

“You made me this wet, Kookie,” you whispered in his ear.

“Can you get on your feet for me?” he asked sweetly.

You complied, now crouching over him with your feet flat on the bed. As soon as you began to move, Jungkook let out a loud moan. He firmly grabbed your ass to help you keep your balance as you bounced up and down. Though Jungkook seemed to be having the time of his life, your thighs began to burn.

“Wait wait hang on,” you pant, “This position is tiring.”

“That’s okay. I wanna finish in your mouth. If you make me cum, I’ll eat you out,” Jungkook proposed as he stroked your cheek.

You eagerly slithered down between his legs, your hands now resting on his stomach. You licked him from his base all the way up the tip before deep throating him. You bobbed your head up and down slowly, effectively encasing his cock with your saliva.

“How do you taste, ____?” he asked.

“Honestly? Kind of like chips. It’s not bad,” you admitted.

Jungkook’s laugh turned into a moan when you resumed sucking him off. His legs flexed beside you as he hands gripped the sides of your head. His hands began to guide your head along his cock, forcing you to choke on his massive length. You focused solely on breathing as you let him face fuck you. Tears welled in your eyes as he hit the back of your throat. 

Saliva dribbled down your chin as the blowjob got sloppier and sloppier. Jungkook didn’t give you any time to compose yourself once he got into his favorite rhythm. The sight of the love of his life choking on his cock and slobbering all over him was a sexy one that only made him want you more. 

“God--you’re so fucking good at taking in all of me. I love watching your cute little lips wrap around me,” Jungkook moaned as his tattooed hand bobbed your head up and down.

You were about to take a breather when he slammed into you particularly deep. His sputtered groans echoed around the room as he shot ropes of cum down your throat.  

“Good job, baby. Now you get your reward,” he smiled as you switched positions.

He scrambled off the bed for a second. He returned with your vibrator in hand; it was a tiny little thing that packed a punch.

“Now, where should I put this?” he licked his lips as he laid down between your opened thighs, “Here? Or maybe here?” he teased as he placed the vibrating object around your pussy.

You were about to complain until he gently held it against your clit. It wasn’t even all the way on high, but the vibrations were putting your cunt in a chokehold. Your moans got higher as Jungkook turned up the intensity. He gingerly licked at your folds a couple of times to ensure that you were wet enough to be finger fucked.

“How many fingers do you want?” he asked.

“Two?” you answered dubiously, barely being able to think.

Without a word, he slid in two of his long slender fingers. You squealed with delight as his fingers curled up to directly hit your g-spot. Jungkook fingered you slowly for a bit until you begged him to go faster. He even added a third finger, which added the extra push you needed to climax yet again.

“Look how wet you are baby, you can take three fingers so easily,” Jungkook praised, “Such a good girl for me.”

The vibrator pulsing directly against your clit coupled with three long Jungkook fingers sent you into a frenzy. It wasn’t long until your body violently released a wave of euphoria that spread from your toes to your face as you squirted all over Jungkook’s fingers.

He brought his hand to your mouth and let you suck off the mess you made. He kissed your forehead as you cooled down from your second orgasm of the day.

“Oh god, the garters are soaked,” you said as you got up to clean yourself.

“So is the bed,” Jungkook chuckled, “Good thing it’s laundry day.”

Published August 5th, 2021. No editing, copying, translating, or reposting allowed. All Rights Reserved © 2021 Baepsaesbae.

[karlswrites]

Big Vs. Little Spoon

Demon Bois + Non-Dateables Edition

This game is my newest hyper-fixation, so please bear with me. I know there are a lot of head-canons about the boys cuddling, but here’s my rendition. Boy howdy, this one’s a little long...

Warnings: Pure Fluff 

❤️ Lucifer: Because he’s the Avatar of Pride, Lucifer loves feeling bigger than you.  His pride inhibits him from being the little spoon, so he often opts for being the big spoon. Luci can’t help but admire the way his arms completely envelop you when he’s the big spoon. However, if he decides that you’ve been “a good little Main Character,” then he might acquiesce to your request, allowing you to lounge over him. Additionally, Luci prefers that the two of you cuddle in his bed, as it is rather large and extremely comfortable. Seeing you sprawled out over or curled in his comforter fills him to the brim with pride. Being able to hold you close to his chest gives him more pride than literally anything else. Being the elegant fella that he is, he will always lower himself beside you gently, careful not to disturb you. He won’t jump on the bed like some people. 

(I’m so sorry you had to read that one line of dialogue, if you can even call it that.)

💛 Mammon: A true switch on top of and underneath the sheets, Mammon is more likely to be the little spoon than his elder brother. He will never admit to you how much he enjoys feeling your arms slumped over him, but he does love it. He’ll never object to being the big spoon, though, as having his arms and legs draped over you is a HUGE ego booster. Mammon often feels little in the company of his brothers, so knowing that you feel safe and comfortable in his hold makes the guy’s heart melt. I must warn you, though, that Mammon doesn’t hesitate to leap unto your bed, effectively smothering you with his love and adoration. In the private on your room or his, because he loves showing his stuff off, he’ll entangle himself in you. Honestly, it doesn’t matter to him how you’re lying, as long as he gets to stay with you. If you satisfy his greed, and you always do, he will never leave.

(My friend thought of an adorable Mammon x MC Piggy-back ride idea, but that’s for another day, hehe)

💙 Leviathan: This poor boy isn’t used to physical touch, much less having someone in his room almost every night. His only experience comes from a Ruri-chan body pillow, and that thing does not compare to your warmth. At first, you have to be the big spoon. Although he’s embarrassed, Levi adores the feeling of your arms and legs hooked around him. He always takes the opportunity to take his hands and intertwine them with yours over his chest and waist. Now, if Levi gets jealous, then that’s a whole other story. If he notices a few too many people crowded around you or hugging you throughout the day, he’ll find his confidence and trap you into him. He’ll pull you into the bathtub with him, lay you down on his pillows, and act clingy so that nobody mistakes you for theirs. Good luck leaving the tub, ya hooligan. 

💚 Satan: Out of the two options, Satan is probably the big spoon most of the time. He likes holding you close, being able to enjoy some peace and quiet with you. He’s not so much of a ‘little/big spoon’ as he is a ‘two forks lying snuggly together in a drawer’ kind of guy. You lie next to him, your arms looped around his neck or his chest. Satan holds a book over the two of you, reading aloud softly. His free hand is snaked under your waist, his thumb gently stroking up and down your spine with each sentence he reads. On the other hand, if it’s late at night or super early in the morning, he’ll indulge in that prime spooning opportunity. He’d probably place his chin in the crook of your shoulder. He’ll probably have his hands anchored in your waist. He’ll probably - most definitely- slowly turn you around in his arms, letting his hands wander back towards your spine. Satan loves having you pressed against his heartbeat and vice versa. Your heart is the perfect sound for him to fall asleep to. 

💗 Asmodeus: This guy is a little spoon. With how much he loves himself and you, of course, he will curl himself into you. Asmo doesn’t like as much for his back to face you, so he always ends up turning around in your arms. He wants you to have constant access to his face. Whether you’re looking at him or kissing him, it doesn’t matter; Asmo wants your attention on his beautiful face. Being constantly suggestive, especially when it comes to you, he slowly weaves his legs between yours. He doesn’t hesitate when playing footsies, too. In terms of his preferences, he loves hosting you in his room. If you ever want to cuddle in your room, though, then he’ll eagerly agree. Asmo looks forward to leaving the scent of whatever fragrance he’s wearing all over your bedsheets. He wants you thinking about him 24/7 after all. 

(If anyone disagrees with this one, in particular, square up in a Denny’s parking lot.)

🧡 Beelzebub: As long as you’re eating food during cuddling, Beel could care less how you’re placed over him. He’s a big boy, so he’s often the big spoon. One of his arms will snake its way underneath you, holding you tightly around the waist. His other hand is preoccupied with a bag of chips or another tasty snack. Unlike Asmo, Beel is not nearly as handsy. He keeps you in his strong hold the entire time. When he’s done eating, he moves his hand up to your head. His digits will stroke and play with your hair. It’s so soft, and Beel can’t get enough of how relaxed it makes the both of you feel. Another position he likes, which isn’t necessarily spooning, but him lying on his back with you on top. Beel loves, loves, loves your head on his chest. The way his chin rests upon your head is so nice to him. He drapes his arms down your back, hooking his legs over yours. He keeps you in place, and you feel so safe. He is a legitimate teddy bear. 

💜 Belphegor: The Avatar of Sloth is the best cuddler, hands down. He has so many pillows and, upon request, can provide pillow forts, beds, nooks , or whatever you need. You always fall asleep within minutes. Cuddling was a bit difficult at first, as you didn’t always trust him. Actually, it was Belphie’s attempt to gain your trust that led you to be cuddle-buddies (besides your mutual pining, of course). Like some of his brothers, he doesn’t prefer one position over the other. He can be a big or little spoon. You say the word, and he’ll fall into the position with ease. He covers you with blankets, making you appear as a burrito/cocoon. He is definitely warm each and every time you snuggle in close. Belphie clings to you as a sloth clings to its branch, never letting go, even when you wake up. 

❤️ Diavolo: Another big boy, Diavolo is the - drum roll, please- big spoon. He has the broadest shoulders, biggest hands, and widest chest that’s perfect to fall into. Whenever you cuddle, he silently hopes you choose his castle. He’s always so excited to bring you over, and this guy has a massive bed. It’s literally made for a king. Since he’s a ray of sunshine, Diavolo will playfully tug you onto the mattress with him. He holds your face, caressing your cheeks. He grabs your waist, pulling you in even closer. He doesn’t let go until he absolutely has to. Sometimes, Barbatos has to come in and drag him away from you. Diavolo is completely smitten by you, and his affection only grows every time he relaxes against your back. Furthermore, cuddling with you is the perfect way to end a stressful day of dealing with the crazy demon brothers. 

💚 Barbatos: Barbatos may be a butler, but something about him screams big spoon. He loves scooping you up in his arms. The feeling of his heartbeat against your back brings him the greatest sense of comfort. When keeping you tangled up in his arms, he asks now and again if he can move in anyway, get you anything, or do anything to make you feel even more comfortable. He likes his control, but he always aims to please. Barbatos and you never stay still for long. His fingers run along your arms, sides, and shoulders continuously. He, too, likes playing with your hair. If you fall asleep before him, he places kisses on the back of your scalp, neck, and shoulders. He never goes past that, but cuddling allows him ample time to indulge in some innocent physical attention. Expect to be carried out of bed bridal style when the two of you wake up. 

🖤 Solomon: As the Devildom’s official special snowflake, you might never know what you’ll get with him. Solomon prefers feeling your back against his chest, though he will, like Lucifer, reward you by being the little spoon. He’s very calm and cool, so being the little spoon doesn’t embarrass him. He only cares about encasing you with his arms, hands wrapped around you in a big hug. He’s not as outwardly affectionate with you as another guy might be, but Solomon delivers some high-quality snuggles. You feel small and safe against him, and that’s all he could ever want. In terms of location, the two of you typically end up in your room. However, on days when the demon boys are at it again, he will coyly invite you into his dorm. He loves when your scent seeps its way into his bedsheets, but he also loves it when his gets lost in yours. Solomon is always left floored by how such simple affection can make him feel so warm and fuzzy. He doesn’t need to worry about spells with you, and you don’t need to worry about anything with him. 

🤍 Simeon: Similar to Levi, Simeon isn’t used to physical touch, but he’s not as shy. Cuddling you sounds as good as heaven, and he relishes in the feeling of your soft skin against his. Another true switch, in my humble opinion, he is content with being a big or little spoon. He’s an angel, and his greatest concern is how comfortable you are at all times. He’s inexperienced, so he will more-than-happily follow your lead. He never moves without your consent. You might have to reassure him a few times that moving is totally fine. In fact, it’s welcomed. Once he gets that through his noggin, he finally relaxes into you. From behind, Simeon grazes his hands over your stomach, loving the warmth you emit. If you’re behind him, he’ll seize the opportunity to clutch his hands in yours, loving the feeling of your head on his shoulder. He sleeps so much better with you.

[girlgrouptrash101]

Lisa (Blackpink) as Your Girlfriend

Request: “HEADCANON’s are my thing. Can I request Lisa as your girlfriend, please?”

A/N: lovesick girls SOTY,,, that’s all i have to say

- C

Get ready to be treated like royalty,, miss manoban won’t settle for anything less when it comes to her baby

Lisa is always romantic, whether its taking you our for a candle-lit, romantic dinner or just staying at home and slow dancing around the living room together

Your guys’ apartment would be the perfect blend of both your tastes, with a gorgeous, retro, red jukebox in the living room that you and Lisa play music from whenever you’re at home

You have a big photograph wall in your room of all the memories you’ve had together,, with most of the pictures being taken by your very own personal photographer Lisa hehe

her camera goes everywhere with her, and she has millions of photos of you that you’ve never even seen, as Lisa loves to keep them to herself so she can look through them when she’s away and misses you

the rest of the pinks are basically your best friends, and they basically knew you before they even met you, thanks to Lisa’s constant gushing over how amazing you are and how lucky she is to be with you :’]

you’re always invited to their shows and concerts,,, and the absolute joy you get seeing all Lisa’s fans scream for her knowing she all yours at the end of the day simply cannot be put into words

on long days before comebacks, you often find yourself heading to Blackpink’s practice room with snacks in hand, reminding the girls to stop overworking themselves and put their health first!

Lisa always teaches you her new dances, even if you have two left feet lol

she loves watching you learn, and after a few months she’s really helped you improve - even if most of you lessons end up to you and her dancing to crazy frog around the practice room like maniacs

the most fun dates!! Like one time you and Lisa went to every single ice cream parlour in your city and reviewed each one to find out which one had the best ice cream around

like YES you were both stuffed and couldn’t touch ice cream for about a month after because you hadn’t recovered... but it was still worth it

the two of you also love to pack a picnic and a blanket, taking a drive out to the big fields in the country side

there’s nothing else around you for miles, just you, Lisa and the sound of birds as they fly by and nest in trees, the two of you just enjoying the blissful break from city life

Plus you get to make daisy chains and talk about the most random things as you lounge on the blanket you packed, completely at ease with life and with one another

you love talking to Lisa so much; your conversation can honestly range from questioning the creation of humanity to talking about your favourite flavour of ice cream (mint choco team rise up)

she always does that little thing with her thumb when she holds your hand, rubbing her thumb ever so softly across the back of your hand and it makes your heart go dsfjksskl

gives the BESTEST hugs ever omg

her head rests on top of yours as she loops her arms around her waist and yours drape around her shoulders, your head against her chest or on her shoulder as she holds you tight against her

also gives A+ cuddles too, she’s like your own personal teddy bear that you can just never pull away from,,, she’s too warm and soft,, you always end up spending hours in her arms whenever you can

INTENSE JUST DANCE BATTLES IN THE LIVING ROOM

rumour has it you almost broke your knees trying to beat Lisa at the rasputin dance - spoiler alert, she still won like she always does jndsfdklds

shopping dates!! which are actually really fun,, Lisa always picks out something for the both of you that’s absolutely ABSURD, and when you go and try it on the two of you end up cracking up with laughter

don’t tell anyone but half the time when Lisa buys clothes for herself she goes for things that you would like in hopes that you borrow them off her... because YOU... in HER CLOTHES... she might just cry uwu

dating Lisa and accidentally becoming a parent to all FOUR of her cats.. good luck i guess xoxo

she loves taking you to Thailand to meet her family, and bringing you to all her favourite spots as a child, wanting to make new memories there with you by her side

she’s also one to show up on your doorstep with two plane tickets and a suitcase packed for you - she doesn’t even tell you where you’re going, but she always has a plan and brings you on the most memorable and life changing trips around the world

she just wants to make so many memories with you and switch things up when you least expect; Lisa loves to keep you on your toes

plus,,,, more memories = more stories to tell your kids when you get to that milestone in the future

which Lisa definitely sees happening, she’s never, ever leaving you behind, it would be a crime to lose a love as strong as yours.

NSFW From Here:

kind of a service top tbh,,, like this girl just wants her baby to be feeling good and satisfied

will have her way with you any time any place though,, like she always catches you so off guard - you could be just cooking dinner and then all of a sudden she’s crept up behind you and her hand is down your pants

“and I’ll do it again” - Lisa after eating you out on the kitchen counter top x

It drives her fucking insane when you moan out her name, and it only spurs her on to fuck you harder and faster, listening to each heavenly scream spill from your lips

less into sending you nudes and more into sending you steamy choreographies that she’d been practicing just for you

Lisa feels the best when she’s dancing, and she knows just how worked up you get when you watch her dancing to something sexy, so she never hesitates to invite you to the practice room when she knows she’s going to be putting on a show

which usually ends up with you against the practice room mirror, begging for Lisa to go harder and harder - probably scaring away everyone else in the YG building </3

definitely has a rainbow coloured strap on because gay rights 

tbh you couldn’t care less what colour it is - you don’t even know anything except Lisa’s name when she’s using it, each thrust driving you closer and closer to that glorious edge

Lisa absolutely LOVES when you take care of her too, especially after a long day of schedules when she just gets to come home and ride your face until she crashes from tiredness

her favourite thing in the world is getting eaten out, her long legs wrapping around your head to keep her close to her core while her head is thrown back in pleasure

i could definitely see her being into wax play too, mainly because she think its so gorgeous,, the hot wax melting onto your skin and creating a beautiful picture on her favourite canvas

Lisa in thigh high boots......... and deep red lingerie........... thinking so many thoughts

absolutely LOVES receiving/sending nudes, and she saves every single one in a locked folder for her to look back on when she’s busy on tour and missing your touch 

and don’t be surprised if you get a facetime call in the middle of the night, filled with Lisa’s whines and moans as she touches herself over the phone, driving you crazy knowing you can’t be there to please her the way she so clearly desires

[binniesthighs]

what you heard | reader x changjin

a/n: hi. its missing changjin hours also now I am addicted to poly r/ship fics so here is what my brain came up with hehe (pic creds to OPs!) 

what you heard | reader x changjin 

Pairing: self insert, hwang hyunjin x gender neutral reader x seo changbin 

Genre: smut w/ fluffy tones 

Tags: poly r/ship, comfort fic, outdoors sex, friends to lovers, discovery of feelings, idiots in love, with a lil bit of comedy, college au, teehee switch!changbin, switch!hyunjin, switch!reader, they’re all kinda fighting for dominance muhaha (its those bestie vibes ahaha), bratty behavior on all sides, jinnie kinda flips a switch when he gets in the mood (hehe pun intended), spitroasing (r), unprotected sex (stay safe!), sex under the stars hehe, penetration and fingering (r), oral (r & m), face fucking, cumshot, cum eating, that good, good makin’ out, soft and intimate body touching hell yeah, fluffy ending

Word count: 6.8k 

Recommended listening: what you heard by Sonder 

If there was something that you and your two bestfriends were the best at, it was getting your heart broken. 

Hopeless romantics you all were, in one way or another. In fact, it would take even more than your set of three hands to count the number of times that the three of you had come over with a broken heart, seeking ice cream, hugs, or plates to break. 

Changbin was the kind to fall in love slowly, but when he did, it consumed him, and everything that he was. He would become convinced that there was no one better for him in the whole world. He would spend sleepless night writing songs and poetry about those who would occupy his mind. Changbin would write love letter after love letter to never send them, or to have them crinkled into papery balls, and slam-dunked into his waste bin. He would often joke that he was ready to love someone, but he just didn’t quite know how to. Under it all, you and Hyunjin knew that he must’ve been scared if they didn’t love him back. 

Hyunjin fell in love with people at the drop of a hat. It was his “fatal flaw” as he liked to to joke about too. The gorgeous blond man would fall in love over hearts scribbled on coffee cups, smiles in passing, and compliments on days when he had caught the bus late. This man was the kind to sing love songs loudly in the shower no matter who heard him, and would often have a new crush by the week. Unlike Changbin, he had no fear when it came to confessing, but had even worse luck getting someone to take his words seriously. Hyunjin had too much love to give, and never received enough back. 

You, on the other hand, delayed love for as long as you could, no matter how much that you would dream of it. Love came to you in the forms of movies and books, fictional characters and song lyrics. You wrote about the love you had to give in countless journals and on the back of sticky-notes that had been used on the front-side. Love was more of an abstract concept to you. It was never something that you could touch but rather dream about. However, while this wasn’t the worst way to view it all, you still thirsted for something more. A hand to hold, a warm body to tangle up in the sheets with you. 

On this day in particular, you and your friends had gathered for a meeting: your “Unofficial Lonely Hearts Club” as you called it. You couldn’t recall who had called the meeting after the long week that you had, but it was likely what each of you had needed. 

These nights would often start the same: the three of you shoved into Changbin’s pickup, windows down, night air in your lungs, some song on the stereo that Changbin had been into these days. The three of you lived in the typical college city nestled into the side of some mountainside--a stark contrast to where you had come from before. It was the kind of place where people went to forget about who they were before to become new people. For some reason, some crazy fraction of the people who moved there, never left. 

First chance you got, you would move the hell out of there: a place full of so much heartbreak and disappointment…who could dare to stay? 

Hyunjin stuck his hand out the window, making little waves with his palm in the wind. You wondered what he had been thinking of that night; if he was sad or if he was happy. After knowing him for nearly four years now, you knew there was nothing in the world that he deserved more than to feel all the warmth that he had conveyed to others. It was a crime that he never got it back. 

Changbin’s free arm held to the handle above the car door frame, and he flexed and relaxed his muscles as he hung his fingers there. You too wondered what thoughts floated on his mind: if he was making up lyrics or if he was putting together some grad story or gesture only for it to never see the light of day. He too deserved all the love the world could offer. 

Changbin’s car sped up the dirt road to the lookout spot where kids would go to get drunk, high, or possibly both. It was a dreary and empty Wednesday evening, and secretly you hoped that no other rambunctious students would be there to shatter bottles on the craggy rocks. His headlights lit the path ahead, and the car bounced on the rough road with dusty orange rocks. The higher you got to the mountainside, the more static-y the stereo would buzz until soon all that was left were broken lyrics. 

There was one spot you liked particularly: it was a ledge that would jut out horizontally, giving a clear view to the whole of the land below: you would see the white lights from the nearby hospital, and the stadium lights from that god-awful football stadium that had sucked up your student loans. Further, you could see river on the edge of the city-line, and how it would ripple in dark blue sparkles under the moonlight. 

Your two best friends would grab the blankets that were habitually kept in the backseat made of scratchy wool, but this only made them warmer. Changbin also kept a couple camping lamps in his car to light up the dark space of his cargo bed. The weight of your bodies would shake the space and make the car bounce a bit on its wheels when the three of you would cuddle up between eachother to take in the scene. 

On nights like tonight, neither of you would say much, but just look out and feel it all. There was a kind of beauty in the simplicity of the way that everything seemed so still up there, or how time had appeared to stop somewhat. If you were lucky, you could hear the hoot of an owl, or some other critter rustling in the bushes. 

Hyunjin was always the one to sit in the middle, and he would take turns resting his head upon your shoulder or Changbin’s sighing deeply into how they would rise and fall. You hugged your knees to yourself and wondered how many more times you would come up here with them, or if after graduation, it would happen at all. It was painful to consider, but you even wondered if they would be in your life at all after everything ended. 

“I’m sick of being lonely.” Hyunjin said into the cold air. He shifted, looking both you and your other friend in the eyes. “Its depressing and exhausting.” 

“What are you talking bout ‘Jin?” Changbin threw his hoodie over his head.

“I mean moping about people who don’t ever feel the same...feeling sad when it doesn’t go my way...I’m sick of it!! I just wanna like, give up!! Would it be so hard for me to just like, stop feeling??” 

“Oh Jinnie...don’t be ridiculous. You can’t just stop falling in love with people. It’s impossible. Not just for you but...” You exhaled out, “...for all of us.” 

“Yeeeah, I don’t think that you have much control over that.” Changbin agreed. 

“No, seriously!! It’s shit!!” 

You wrapped your arms around him lovingly, nuzzling into his shoulder to sooth him, “I know, I know.” 

“Aren’t you guys sick of it?? The three of us must be cursed or something.” 

Changbin laughed out his little trademark chuckle and ruffled up his friends blond locks. “You’re being dramatic again Hyunjin. It’s not that bad.” 

“Psh! Says you who hasn’t gone on a date in months!” 

“Hey!!” 

You flicked both of your friends on the sides of their heads. “Cut it out, will you? We came up here to relax and forget all that stuff, remember?” 

Hyunjin gave out a sign in his exasperation, turning to fiddle with his little Bluetooth speaker that had definitely seen better days. The last crickets of the season chirped in the early fall air, and the little device booted up with the tiny ringtone that you knew well. 

“Anything we want to listen to in particular?” 

“Whatever you feel like Jinnie.” 

The little blue-white light of his phone illuminated his face, and Hyunjin picked a song that you had likely heard dozens of times before. It was from that artist that he had adored to bits, but only really listened to when he was feeling down. 

“Oh Jinnie.” You hushed, then wrapped your arm around his wide shoulder. “No one deserves you.” 

Changbin let his head fall on the other boy’s shoulder too. When the three of you were close like this with your body heat shared between you, it was cozier than anything imaginable. While you and your two friends weren’t the most touchy of people, there were still times when you could huddle up, and it was no secret that it felt safer than anything. 

Hyunjin chuckled a bit, causing his shoulders to shake. “You know what they say in those movies about people who can’t find love after long?” 

“What’s that?” 

“They say, “By the time that we turn thirty, if neither of us have found love, lets just marry eachother.”” 

Changbin scoffed, “And you’re bringing this up why?” 

“Well, I guess it wouldn’t be the most ridiculous idea if the three of us decided to do that, right? Seeing how the current trend is going?” 

You exchanged adoring and teasing glances with Changbin over your adorably naïve friend. 

“I think you’re missing something out of that equation Jin.” 

His doe-eyes widened, “What’s that?” 

“In all of those movies, it was usually two people who made that promise.” 

“Two people, three people, what does it matter? As of right now, its looking like the only people that we’ve got is eachother.” 

Hyunjin stretched out his hands into his sweater paws and made a little squeak when he cracked his back. 

“What do you say?”

“Hm.” Changbin cleared his throat, “So you’re being serious?” 

“What’s so crazy about it?” Convinced as ever, he counted out the points on his fingers, “We could all live together like we’ve always talked about, we’ll never be lonely and have someone to do things with, we don’t have to be second guessing ever, waiting for someone to call us back...we all already know eachother really well so there will be no surprises...” 

“Oh, so you are being serious about it then?” You ruffled his hair up a bit, just to get a rise out of him like it usually would. 

“I mean...it’s not like it would be hard...right?” 

Changbin sucked at his teeth, “Mm. I guess not.” 

“But isn’t a marriage supposed to be like, having kids, being in love, being...partners?” You added. 

Hyunjin stammered with frantic hands, “W-well, we don’t have to do everything!! Marriage is so conventional these days, we don’t have to follow all the rules, especially since there will be the three of us anyway.” 

Changbin sighed, casting his head up to the ocean-blue sky dotted with silvery constellations and the red blinking lights of airplanes overhead. 

“You’re still forgetting something Jinnie.” 

The blond tiled his head. 

“The part about being in love?” 

The tallest boy shied his hair behind his ear, then tucked his chin into one of the blankets. 

“I mean...I know that I love you guys. I wouldn’t mind spending the time...” 

Your chest buzzed with warmth hearing your friend say it for the first time. It previously had been somewhat of an unspoken phrase between the three of you, but now that he had said it out loud, it felt even more real. 

“Awww, I love you too Jinnie.” 

Changbin scoffed once more and picked with the fraying ends of the blanket. “I guess I do too.” 

The cargo bed grew silent while the three of you chewed on the idea. The longer you thought about it, it started to make sense bit by bit. After all, through all the confusion and the broken hearts, ice cream and broken plates, your little group understood each other better than most. When there were tears to dry, each of you knew exactly what to do. You had loved them all along, you always had. 

“I really love you guys...I think.” Hyunjin finally said, and linked his arms with yours and the other man’s. 

“What are you doing getting all cheesy for, huh?” Changbin nudged him with a smirk. 

“I don’t know, I guess I just never really thought about it like that before.” 

“Like what?” 

“Out of all the people that I’ve “loved” I don’t think that I’ve ever loved them like I have with you both.” 

“What do you mean?” Under the swath of blankets, your knee nudged against his, and he jumped a bit from the feeling. 

Both you and Changbin looked at him attentively and how his lip quivered, and soft eyes glistened from the glow of the lanterns. 

“M-maybe all along...I’ve been in love with you?” 

“Like, in love, in love?” 

“I don’t know...maybe?” He rubbed his eyes like he would’ve had they been lured with sleep. “Maybe I’m just, making things up...I don’t know. It’s getting late.” He laughed out with a tentative breath, “I’m saying things that don’t make sense.”  

Changbin looked out at the stretch of city lights as if he was contemplating the idea himself. 

“I guess that it wouldn’t be impossible.” He said blankly. 

“What!?” You tried to look at both of your best friends as seriously as you could. While your heart started racing, it was as if it was against your will. 

“It’s kinda funny,” Changbin began, “The three of us always complain about how love never really comes our way when we’ve already got it...right here.” 

Logically speaking, it made sense. You and your two best friends really did know eachother better than anyone else ever had. When you had met as scared little 1st years without a clue in the world how to be your own people. You had figured it all out together. The ways that you had showed love to each other had been a bit different--but it was still all the same. If you were to have not met them all those years ago, your life would’ve been drastically different. You couldn’t even picture it. 

Perhaps in all of your little rambles in journals and daydreams, was what you were looking for...them?

“Maybe we were just looking in the wrong place?” You offered, and both of them shrugged. 

“It’s possible.” Hyunjin pulled both of your arms closer to him, and rubbed his cheek into the top of your head, then Changbin’s dark curls. He giggled out, tackling the two of you to lay flat on the cargo bed. It crinkled with a plastic sounding thud, then he wrapped his legs up in both of yours the best that he could. 

Under his arm, you choked a little from his tight grasp, but you eventually let yourself mold into the curves of his body and soak up his warmth. The scratchy wool tickled at your cold fingers, and you soon felt Changbin’s hand come searching for you under the blanket too. It was a bit startling at first, but he reached out to hold your arm, then rubbed small circles into it with his thumb where you rested them on Hyunjin’s chest. 

It was as if he was a bit delirious, but Hyunjin chortled with laugher until he had lost his breath, and his lyrical sounding voice bounced off the cavern of the mountain and echoed up into space. 

“Why do I...weirdly...kinda...wanna make out with you guys right now?” 

Changbin pinched his friend with a teasing grin, “You mean it?” 

Hyunjin pouted with his plush pink lips, “I thought we all just agreed that we were in love with eachother??” 

“Jinnie...” You settled your head into the crook of his neck, right by his collarbones. 

“Damn. Glad I’m not the only one.” Changbin bit a smirk into his lip, then propped himself up on his forearm to gain better ground on you and the other man. 

Your fluttering heart beat it’s way up your throat and into your ears, and your two friends looked at you expectantly. 

“O-outside? Right now?” 

“Yeah, I guess. Why not?” Changbin traced his thumb and index under Hyunjin’s smooth jaw. 

“Aha! So you admit that you want to too!!” Hyunjin beamed and tugged at the sleeves of your own hoodie. 

“I-I didn’t say that...” 

Hyunjin leaned over on his side to face you. “Y/n, how about lets make a deal. We try it out, see how it feels, if it feels weird, we stop and pretend it never happened?” 

“I don’t know Jinnie...this seems pretty friendship ending to me.”

“Isn’t that the point?” Changbin said with a sly grin. 

The tallest boy pleaded to you with nearly needy eyes. “I think that it would feel nice? Besides...none of us have really...felt that...in a while.” 

Changbin’s creeping hands came surveying over Hyunjin’s deep green pullover, and the other boy shivered out a little feeling the touch. 

Hyunjin’s own curious hands reached out to hold both sides of your face gingerly with pink fingertips. 

“I know that I’d like to kiss you...if you’ll let me?” 

Both of your friends waited for you as you took turns checking with both of them. The whole prospect was unimaginable, but now...with both of them in front of you, both more real than anything you could have ever thought up, it started to make all the sense in the world. 

“What do you say?” Hyunjin asked with a dreamy air. It was chilly on that early fall evening, so he tucked up the blankets even higher. It was a simple gesture, but still held multitudes of his care. 

“It doesn’t hurt to try...” 

You felt your face pulled closer to his, and all at once his warmth flooded your lips. It was a strange feeling your friend’s lips on yours like this, but while it was new, it was comfortable. Your friend relaxed himself over you, smiling with the corners of his mouth, and slowly sucking at your lower lip like he didn’t want to startle you with anything too fast. His glossy lips stuck with his favored strawberry flavored Chapstick, and you only wanted to taste more. He hummed with a little happy sound, and his larger hands nearly covered your whole face where he helped tilt your head a little so that he could gift deeper kisses to it. 

Beside him, Changbin shook with a sigh watching the two of you, a different kind of passion growing within him seeing the two of the people that he loved most do something like this. He was a bit unsure at first, but he tucked back his friend’s blonde edges to free the skin of his neck, then sucked little kisses there too. He to was careful, and didn’t want to leave marks, but rather feel the way that Hyunjin’s skin dotted with goosebumps from the feeling and then let kitten-sounding whimpers go from the pressure on his neck. 

While the night itself was nearly too cold to bear, the three of your bodies heated instantly, and you nearly felt as if the sweater that kept you warm was even too much. Hyunjin parted his lips slightly to enter your mouth with his tongue, and it was a feeling so indulgent that you tried to hide from your friend how good he could make you feel out of your own embarrassment. 

Your name slithered from his lips to yours, and you tucked your hands under his sweater, finding Changbin’s hands there too on the other boy’s bare skin. Hyunjin flinched from feeling both sets of hands on his muscles. His abs flared from the attention, and he accidentally bit into your lip feeling the cold pads of fingers on him. 

Now that you had one taste of him your body could only crave more. 

Changbin tilted Hyunjin’s gasping and swollen lips to his own where he took his own turn gifting the other boy his affection. Hyunjin pressed his whole chest into the other man in an attempt to get closer and Changbin’s hands splayed across his back to hold him tightly. The two of them giggled a bit as they roughly worked their way around each other’s mouths. Changbin, a little smaller in the other man’s wide and long arms appeared to swim in him, and the two of them melted between the thick fabric of their clothes. 

Once more your hands went journeying up Hyunjin’s shirt, and you ran your fingers over every curve and twist of his back: from the little dimples above his hips, his ribs, his sweeping shoulder blades and each swelling bit of fleshy dorsal muscle you could get your hands on. You had never realized how curious you had been for him in this way, but it delighted you to feel him this close. 

Legs became anxious under the wool blankets, and tangled up with little regard for personal space, and hips writhed asking for attention that had been kept for them for far too long. 

Changbin moved down Hyunjin’s jaw to give him more kisses to his tender neck, sucking harder this time to imprint little purple marks. You had never taken Changbin to be one to do so, but something told you that he was one to take pride in those that he loved, and wanted them to be his only. 

“B-Bin...” Hyunjin’s voice wavered, no longer loud enough to bounce off the rocks surrounding you. 

From the way that Changbin kissed the other boy, you instantly craved for him to do the same for you. Across the width of your gorgeous blond friend, you tossed around Changbin’s dark and curly strands, and soaked up his warmth to your hand cracking from the cold. 

You called out for him too, and found your hips grinding into Hyunjin’s back, becoming more impatient by the moment. The way that both of them touched you, and each other was...different. There was no fear, no heartbreak, no uncertainty or loneliness. When you thought of it later, it was if the three of you could actually heal from it all for the first time. 

Changbin’s eyes softened hearing you beg for him, and he helped you slide closer to him. 

“Hm. You’re so cute.” He muttered before filling your mouth with his own kisses. Changbin appeared to channel everything that he had in him to give to you--it was no surprise considering the romantic that he was. He was attentive and slow; rough at first, but then melting into something much more infatuating. Hyunjin took his turn swiping his hands up and down your thighs, kneading into the skin, and then tucking up your sweater. He shimmied down your body, pressing soft lips into your belly to make you tremble from the pleasant gesture. He made his way up higher, up to your chest where he exposed even more skin to the cold, but was sure to make up for it by keeping the blankets close. 

Changbin swiped his thumb over both of your lips, smiling as he did so. 

“Have I ever told you that you’re really breathtaking?” He said with a tone so sultry it was a bit laughable. 

“I don’t think so?” 

He too took a greedy hand down your chest where Hyunjin nipped lightly, admiring the way that you had looked under the moonlight. He brought his fingers back to your lips, giving you a tiny and accidental taste of his fingertips, then promptly resumed the kisses that you had asked for. 

Hyunjin worked his way back up your body, stopping at last to lap lightly into your neck with tiny fleeting love bites and delighted in the way that he could see them fade onto your skin--almost like you and him were a matching set now.

Changbin broke his lips from yours, creating a tiny wet sound with a thin string of his saliva on your your bottom lip.

Hyunjin played with the elastic of your sweatpants, gasping out a bit once he saw your legs rub together in the absence of friction. His eyes wandered slowly to his other friend who had grinded his hips down into the cargo bed with a quivering length.

“Are we about to do what I think we are?” He asked, both thrilled and shocked.  

“Seems like it.” Changbin said simply after going to caress the other man’s cheek.

“Damn. I was not expecting this night to go like this.” Your voice shook, either from anticipation, or from the cold--you couldn’t quite tell.

“Me neither...but I’m not mad about it.”

“Friendship offically ruined?” Hyunjin said with a mischievous little smile.

The breeze blew through, wrapped up in the smell of the crisp mountain air. Hyunjin’s little speaker played on with his songs that you still knew the names of. There wasn’t too much light, just the glow from the inside of Changbin’s car and his lanterns, but it was just enough to take in your friends fully--the ones that you had cared for so much, you didn’t even known how much you had. While you would’ve been worried about getting caught on that Wednesday night, this mattered little.

“I’d say so.” You answered, and it was exactly what they had wanted to hear.

The three of you opted to keep your tops on to fight off the elements, but under the covers, you each jiggled off pairs of joggers, jeans and sweatpants. The car bounced once more as the three of you readjusted. As soon as bare legs intertwined and the thin fabric of undergarments got thrown into the mix, you each got louder and more desperate for wandering touches that could quell your desires.

With twisted and oversized socks, Hyunjin straddled both sides of Changbin’s head, letting the other man palm the outline of his dick and squeeze at it harshly until he shivered over the smaller man’s frame.

“Damn Jin...” Changbin groaned seeing the other’s length. “You’ve been packing and didn’t feel like sharing?”

“S-shut up.” Hyunjin whined as the other teased him.

You worked bite after bite down Changbin’s torso, sucking lightly, then harder. After long, you found that it tickled him a little--this knowledge you would save for another time.

He wore baggy boxers which hid the full girth of his dick that swelled with his erection that bopped and only appeared to grow larger once you and released him. Thick veins wrapped around his length, and his tip flared where you grabbed him into your palm.

“I could say the same to you, Bin.” You teased your friend.

Hyunjin turned to see for himself, laughing out, seeing the way that it looked in your smaller hand.

“Bin, what the fuck?”

“...Intimidated are you?”

The other boy tossed his head back, hair getting caught in his hoodie. “No...”

Changbin snapped the elastic to Hyunjin’s briefs just because he liked the sound, then pulled the other’s member out to pump at the considerable length with his fist. The blonde boy choked out a gasp at the strong grip, and Changbin dug his fingers around the other’s waist to bring in him closer.

“What me to suck this pretty dick of yours?”

“Do I even need to answer that question?” Hyunjin snarked.

Further down, you worked your own hand around Changbin’s cock which you had lathered at first with your spit. Obscene sounds of the liquid cupped in your hand, then you worked your mouth down to his gloriously thick thighs. Something overtook you then, and all you wanted to to was ravage them, make them all yours, mark them as yours, and make the quiver all because of you.

Your fingernails dug into the fleshy and squishy skin, and Changbin moaned out forcefully feeling the sting.

“Feels good?” You asked with a wicked grin, then returned to sucking bruises into the inner parts of his thighs.

“You’re gonna...gonna distract me.” He sighed out, still jerking the other boy away.

Hyunjin swiped away the other man’s curly bangs so he could see him fully. He guided his length over Changbin’s mouth, teeth clenched with a tight exhale once he felt the warmth of the other’s tongue lapping up the sides of his shaft.

Your teasing was enough, and you finally granted your friend what he wanted. With a girth as wide as he had, it was somewhat of a challenge, but a challenge that you gleefully expected. He had puffed up your cheeks fully, and you could barely take in half is length without it testing the back of your throat. Still, you focused your breath coming out of your nose, and swallowed him down deeper. Your eyes wetted from the simulation to your gag reflex, but you held on for as long as you could. At last, your wish was granted, and his marked up thighs shook just for you.

“Bin...fuck.” The blond shuddered upon coaxing himself fully into his friend’s mouth. He moaned out sinfully feeling the twist of the other man’s tongue.

To give yourself a moment’s pause, you stopped, gasping over your friend’s slit, teasing your tongue around his head, dipping down to the place where he dripped with beads of precum.

Changbin laughed out breathily, swearing easily and calling out your name too with a rasp to his tone. “S-shit...”

“Getting too distracted?” Hyunjin purred, seeing the other man made a wreck by you. “What about me?”

“S-sorry.” Changbin admitted, wetting his lips and taking back Hyunjin’s cock into his hollowed cheeks.

As you swallowed around him, your friend rutted his hips just slightly, his lust overtaking him.

“Oh fuck, just like that, mm--” Hyunjin cooed, getting lost in his own ecstasy with head thrown back, and his sweater paws melting down to Changbin’s quaking chest where he supported himself.

You worked your hand and mouth up and down around the pulsating vein’s of your best friend’s length, lazily letting him feel your flattened tongue, then switching to let him feel the tightness of your throat.

Hyunjin sighed out heavily as looked down at his friend who had taken him so well. It was almost as if he felt cheated from the crappy head that he had been getting in dirty bathrooms and semi-public dressing rooms. It was dangerous in the way that Changbin would stroke him languidly, then let his drool wet his tip.

Further down your hips, the pent up heat from your own sex ached on the cool plastic of the cargo bed, and you grinded your hips down for any simulation you could get. 

The blonde man whimpered out after long, feeling even hazier the longer that Changbin continued on. “Binnie...you’re...feels really--fuck--so, good...”

It was as if the words hand been a trigger for him, but your friend pulled his length for your mouth, panting out like a dog, while also robbing Hyunjin of all feeling.

“Don’t-don’t wanna cum yet...” He laughed out, “I was really fucking close.”

Hyunjin pouted, then turning back and look at you with a bit of your own saliva running down your neck.

“Your turn now.” He nearly whispered, then crawled down the other man’s body to jerk at him lightly.

“Jin! I-I--” He clenched his teeth.

“Lay down, y/n. Is there any way that you want it?”

“A-anything. Anything that you want to do. I-I don’t care.” You begged, falling under his spell.

“Aw. Cute.” He added once he had seen the purple marks on Changbin’s thighs.

You fell back under the two of them, opening yourself up for them to do as they wished. First, Hyunjin crept down your body with as much care as he could--beautiful in the way the he looked close to you like this. 

Hyunjin’s hand cascaded down your chest, then belly, all the way down to your own twitching and wetted sex, and you keened directly into his touch. 

“Wouldn’t you like my fingers? Filling you up...” He asked softly, finally sinking down far enough so that you could feel his words swirl over your exposed arousal, then pressing light kisses into you. “...as deep as you can take it?” 

“Mm-yes.” You squeaked, opening your legs further for him. 

Your other friend settled beside you, tilting your chin nearer to him. Just barely, his lips grazed over you, breathing in your air with his hooded eyes glued to your weakened form under the hands of the other boy. 

“You’re that excited?” Hyunjin mocked, “We’ve barely touched you.” 

“Quit talking and just get to fucking me, got it?” You demanded, mustering all of your strength. 

“Oh-ho! I didn’t take you for one to bite back.”

Changbin bit a proud little smile into your lip, wrapping his arms around you. The blond man then toyed with your entrance, licking his fingers, wetting them, then pushed them slowly into your needy hole. 

“Ahhh, look at that, so fucking tight around my fingers, You want it that bad?” 

His long and lithe digits filled you up where he started to thrust them in and out, using his free hand to push your jolting thighs back. Your right hand traversed it’s way under the blankets which you had readjusted, all the way down to Changbin’s leaking length which still blushed red. You wrapped around him carefully, promising his to lips that you would go easy on him. 

As Hyunjin curled his fingers, the other man then reached down to rub at you fervently, matching the pace at which Hyunjin flicked his wrist. Your hips lurched feeling the combination of each sensation, and you cried out loudly for the two of them--the sound itself bounced off that empty space where the three of you existed, almost as if you were calling out for the whole starry sky to hear you. 

“I-I think that we were really missing out on something...” You joked with an airy breath and both of your friends joined you. 

Changbin’s teeth caught his lip as your hand squeezed and twisted, and you could see with every ounce of restraint that he had, he was holding back. 

“Way to make me want to fuck you sideways, huh?” He said with a little grin, observing the size difference between your hand and his member. 

Your back arched when Hyunjin reached in even deeper, and you dissolved into the pleasure that he brought you--an amazing kind of all-consuming feeling that shattered your will, and sent you mewling out into your other friends mouth. 

“I-I can’t wait anymore,” You begged, clawing right into Hyunjin’s golden trellises. 

Changbin scooched up quickly, taking half of the blankets with him, thankfully giving the other boy a nod when he let him be the one to use your entrance. With his brutish hands, he flipped you to your stomach, and hiked up your hips too, cold fingers holding them in place. Hyunjin kneeled permitting you access to his cock which as softened slightly, so he pumped himself back into place with his eyes holding yours. 

At first, Changbin teased you with his tip, adding pressure to your twitching hole, then guided himself in bit...by bit. 

The blonde tapped his dick to your lips, holding firmly the back of your neck as you took him in and choked out at the way that the other stretched your walls. Changbin grabbed at your ass in handfuls starting slowly, grinding his hips in little circles to simulate you deeper. 

“Hm. Who would have known that your pretty little hole would be so perfect for me? Guess we really were missing out on something.” 

Hyunjin growled lowly feeling his cock slide down to the back of your throat, brows crossed, and the bottom of his hoodie resting just above his hips. 

“Squeeze my leg if it becomes too much, okay? ...I’m gonna fuck your mouth, okay?” 

You nodded best you could, and he started to thrust carefully, every few seconds you would hold his member to drag it against the sides of your cheeks, causing him to huff out loudly at the fleshy bits of your mouth. 

Changbin quickened his pace, doubling over your back as he lost himself in you, grunting out in his rhythm. From both sides, your best friends used you, resorting to something much more feral as they edged themselves closer. From the motions, the car rocked back and fourth like a bed and it’s headboard. 

You too felt the tension build deeply in your core, and it begged with reckless abandon at your dizzy mind that drew itself closer and closer into the feeling of being utterly all theirs. 

In many ways, you guessed that you always had been--while it had been unspoken at the time. Now, having the two of them wholly like this under the silver sheen of the moon, the cold biting at your skin, then furiously met with your heat, you could no longer see them as the two broken souls whom you had bonded with at first. They were now everything, everything that you had wished and hoped for.

Even now that you had become much more to each other, there was nothing that could take away the closeness that you had shared with them. 

“F-fuck--gonna cum--” Changbin announced while he pounded frantically. The other man rolled his hips into your mouth quicker too, seeking the same kind of release. 

“Y/n?” He said with a broken breath, and you muffled out a moan to let him know that you were nearly there too. 

“Oh shit, oh shit--” 

Changbin grunted out, with a bit of panic to his voice, forcefully removed himself from you seconds before he spilled his white seed onto your hole, then sending it dripping down your leg. 

“Oh fuck--s-sorry--” He gasped out, still jerking his cock while he pulsed. 

“Bin!! What the fuck??” Hyunjin yelled out, his words quickly turned into mumbles of nonsense when you took him down as deeply as you could manage without gagging, focusing only on him even though your sex ached feeling so empty.  

When he had come down after a few moments, Changbin took to fucking your walls once more with his thick fingers, not even caring that he had fucked his white warmth back into you at the same time. Meanwhile, he returned to rubbing of your sensitive flesh, trying to replace the feeling he had robbed you of. 

“Cum for me baby, cum for me.” 

On cue, you came in waves, shuddering over Changbin’s fingers slicked with his cum, just as your other friend released down your throat and the warm liquid painted your tongue. 

His blissful moans turned into light chuckles as he milked himself into your mouth, giving you every last drop. Changbin drove you further, overstimulating you to the point where your knees nearly gave out, and you had to beg him to slow. 

After each of your bodies collapsed weakly to the bed of blankets and rejected clothing, you drew the covers back up over yourselves, feeling the cold seep in once more. Both of your friends kissed perfect adoring kisses into your raw lips, tasting the both of themselves on your skin. While your thighs still stuck with your friend’s cum, it didn’t matter as much now that you had huddled up cozily into their arms. 

“Bin, you asshole!!” Hyunjin jested, and flicked the other boy’s forehead. “You fucking finished before you were supposed to!!” 

“What the hell was I supposed to do?? I’d already edged myself enough!!” 

“You could’ve tried!!” 

“Whatever, it felt fucking amazing, don’t blame me.” He added with a smug smirk, “You felt fucking amazing, y/n.” 

“Did it feel good for you too, y/n?” Hyunjin gingerly asked, falling right back to his soft and adorable composure that you knew well. 

“Like Bin said, it was fucking amazing.” 

“So we all agree then? We won’t forget that this happened?”

You gave Hyunjin a little nod to say yes, and your group of three hugged eachother even closer. You hadn’t noticed it, but at some point, Hyunjin’s music had turned off. 

“So, this means that we’re like, a thing now?” Changbin asked, playing with the drawstring to your hoodie. 

You peppered Hyunjin’s forehead with a tiny kiss. “I’d like to be.” 

He nuzzled into the crook of your neck and reached out for Changbin across the expanse. “Me too.” 

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I feel like modern au Jean would have lots of money (has to to be buying you as many gifts as he does) but I can’t imagine what his job would be, what do you think?

So you wanna talk about Jean... you've come to the right place 😔😔 there are many versions of him in my head, but here are the some of my favorites to keep up with the material girls 🤒🤒

Chef Probably works in some fancy hotel restaurant, or as part of a smaller, exclusive catering company. In a restaurant, the hours aren't too crazy, he likes cooking and generally gets along with his staff, and he doesn't have to deal with customers so he's pretty set. He's got a set menu that the restaurant offers year-round but they switch up a few things, which why you'll often see him trying new recipes at home and asking you to taste test for him. Of course, you're his baby, so you get free meals at home or in-house whenever you want, and he's always willing to cater for a party for a friend or a work event; whatever you need, he's on it.

Media/Tech/Project Manager I'm not saying he'd be a tech bro, but I can see him being a project/lead manager for some fancy tech/start-up company where he doesn't actually have to do any of the coding or data analysis--he just has to manage the people that do that, oversee the projects, and make the final pitch to whoever's above him. Basically sweet-talked his way into the job to begin with, and that's why he's perfect for it: he's skilled, sure, but more than that, people like Jean, and he's got the pretty face to match. Also 100% would flex on the actual tech bros on his team like "You guys can go for another round of pool, my girl is waiting for me. See you guys tomorrow!" Also he generally strikes me as the financially smart/literate kind of guy, so even if he did have to do more of the front-end work, he'd still have way too much money in his saving because he knows how to invest it properly.

Doctor hehe Personal favorite of mine... for the obvious reasons 😌😌 probably would opt for out-patient, and make space in a small clinic or family oriented urgent care. He'd be in pediatrics and prefer smaller children, but he's not bad with teenagers either. Working out-patient stabilizes his hours a bit more, and since the practice is private, things are way more flexible. Just because he works in pediatrics doesn't stop Connie from rolling up when he thinks he's sprained his wrist, and now Jean is reluctantly calling in a favor from the x-ray tech bc god knows Connie doesn't have or understand health insurance. If not a doctor, then a dentist!

Writer/Some kind of news (?) analyst at the UN I know first hand the UN doesn't do shit... but if we took the more canon compliant route for him and put him in some realm of politics, then I think the UN is like the most solid ground. He'd either write articles or reports for/on conferences. To work there, you have to speak at least two languages, so he gets to flex a little. Also the image of him taking a work-call at come and switching between languages is a little 🤒🥴🥴 not to mention the suite and tie attire...