#i think this was funnier in my head

[wait-this-isnt-my-blog]

me when i reupholster an antique ottoman for my living room

[mayhem07]

[heybobbygirl]

one of these things is not like the other

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

[warm-mojito]

[eggtrolls]

A one-act play about an autofictious version of me conducting a seance to talk to the grandfather I never met. I have to learn Turkish to communicate with the ghost (apparently Greek won’t cut it) and I’m rushing to learn Turkish until the seance-holder calls me like yeah we gotta do this today I’m leaving for Ptown tomorrow so it’s just me and the ghost of my short, egg-like grandfather staring at each other in silence until I’m like ‘üzgünüm dede, Türkçe çok zor’ [with supertitles] and he looks at me and says ‘aptal mısın?’ [without supertitles] and then the play ends

[trying-to-be-cool-abt-it]

she baker on my julien till i sprain her ankle

[doktorvelociraptor]

Me when I’m reminded I can’t eat cheese

[bigenderteruki]

VANILLA EXTRACT!!!!

[poisonouspastels]

Shoutout to the two other people on this website that know who Bobbin Rood is <3

[sinking-storm]

the three week mark is coming soon!! I, however, am not 🤩💀

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[spr1ngr0ll]

the only way I can read Standards of Care 8 (SOC-8) without trailing off every 12.457 seconds is if I pronounce SOC as “sock” and go “haha, sock” and then suddenly I can read a scientific paper again

[creatorproductive]

You may have outsmarted me, but have you outsmarted my outsmarting your outsmart