#i think... IM the problem 😰

[anonymouscheeses]

No post ☹️😔😔😔

IM WORKING ON A LILLITH X LUCI X EVE THING WITH ALL OF MY REDESIGNS/RE IMAGINING OF THEM

Itdsss uhhh a. BIG project so have a small snippet (whatever that means) 😈

THIS IS LILLITH'S REDWSIGN SHES THE ONE I CHANGED THE LEAST SO YUH ILL FINNISH IT N POST IT TBIS FRIDAY YIPPEE 😈

[plulp]

hey guys sorry for the radio silence (4 days) :( Im Sick

but in other news: almost at 200 followers!!!! so if any of you want me to do the same thing i did last time (maybe not as much) or something different i can to celebrate :) since i should be free to draw however much after this week (have some things to take care of (while im sick))

[kil9]

I wish when ppl talked about eating healthy they actually meant eating healthy, and not a roundabout way of saying "being skinny". what's considered "health food" is food that doesn't make you fat, no matter how harmful it actually is for human consumption. and what's considered "unhealthy" is what makes you fat, no matter how nourishing it is.

like. to eat healthy you have to eat.. enough. and this means also eating carbs and fats and sugars, sorry !!! this also means sometimes you will become fatter because this is what your body wants to do to store nutrients

like if a skinny person is eating handfuls of flax seeds (very toxic to humans and potentially lethal. ie not healthy) ppl will go yaay health food<3 skinny legend !!! but if I (fat) am eating a burger with cheese and tomato and lettuce and onion (has basically every food group inside, and protein, iron, calcium, vitamin c, etc. and will give me energy for a good portion of the day) ppl get disgusted because this is socially designated Fat Food :'(

like. get over it. in your perfect ideal future where everyone eats healthy, ppl will still be fat !!! get over it ! and people will also eat things that straight up ARE unhealthy because they want to ! and you still have to get over it :(

[hecksupremechips]

Had a very bad day Gotta eat gravel

[norrizzandpia]

can we get pt 2 of 34+35 where yn releases nonsense or positions, everyone is more confused because are we talking about the same guy?? in response all yn does is mention his thighs 💀💀

YES MAAM OFC I LOVE THIS STORYLINE

WHO IS OSCAR PIASTRI? (OP81)

Summary: Oscar and Y/n always loved to mess with the fans. Fortunately, the best way to do that is spill their sex life.

Warnings: sexual conversations, language

Note: THE THIGHS 😫😫😫😫😫 SO MANY WORDS NOT ENOUGH TIME 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

ynnn Nonsense out now! 💋

Comments:

osc81fan I- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

piaosc ARE WE SURE ALL OF US ARE TALKING ABT THE CORRECT MAN?

- mclarenpiaandlan YEAH WTF HOW IS THIS OSCAR

mclarensgirlll SHE DID THIS LAST TIME AND WE NEVER RECOVERED

- landonorris ILL NEVER RECOVER.

oscarpiastri ITS ABOUT MEEEEEEEE 🤭🤭

- danielricciardo we are aware.

- maxverstappen i think youve said that enough

- charlesleclerc YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE LITTLE OSCAR 😰😰😰

- ynnn definitely not LITTLE oscar 😏

- alexalbon STOP.

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ynnn maybe i lied? Lookin’ at him doesn’t have me thinkin’ nonsense, it has me thinkin…

Comments:

oscarpiastri my girlfriend everyone 😀

- mclarensgirlll hes probably giggling at his phone at this very moment

- landonorris and youd be right!

maxverstappen IM SO SCARED FOR MY LIFE

- danielricciardo WE CANT ESCAPE IT

- alexalbon HE PLAYS THE SONGS EVERYWHERE

- landonorris IT NEVER ENDS.

ln4andop81 anyone else curious abt what shes going to say on that podcast next week where theyre infamous for asking abt sex????

- oscpastry i bet you oscar will forever be changed for us

- mclarensgirlll he already is 🥲

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TWITTER

ln4andop81 IN HONOR OF 24 HOURS BEFORE Y/NS PODCAST EPISODE, DROP THE MOST SHOCKING LYRICS FROM NONSENSE DOWN BELOW

- oscpastry “you said you like my eyes and you like the make em roll” SOOOO BASICALLY WHEN WERE THOSE WORDS FALLING FROM OUR BABY’S LIPS????

- mclarenpiaandlan REAL BECAUSE HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS 😭😭

- mclarensgirlll I THINK THE LYRIC “opposite of soft” LET US KNOW HE IS WAYYYY MORE EXPERIENCED THAN WE THOUGHT

- piaosc DOM OSCAR????? FUCKING HOW. IN. WHAT. WORLD.

- ynnn this world! 💋

- piaosc IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAME???

- mclarenpiaandlan THE PATTERN IS PATTERNING

- mclarensgirlll ITS SO ICONIC MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT

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TWITTER

ln4andop81 hows everyone doing after that podcast….

- mclarensgirlll “WHO IS OSCAR PIASTRI?” trending on twitter makes me feel less alone after listening to Y/n’s tell all

- mclarenpiaandlan host: “whats your favorite body part of oscar’s?” Y/n: “his thighs” BY THEN I ALREADY KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BUT THE HOST HAD TO KEEP GOING host: *giggling* “why?” Y/n: “10 out of 10 for riding” I THINK MY BRAIN WENT DEAD FOR A SEC

- piaosc GIRLY KEPT GOING TOO host: “did you ask or, like, how did that come about?” Y/n: “well, he was just kind of sitting there, manspread ya know, and he caught on the minute he saw the way i was looking at him. Ive never see him so excited before.” *laughing* “i think he enjoys it more than me!”

- ln4andop81 no words. Host: “so he knows you like his thighs?” Y/n: “Oh my god, yeah! I hate him for it but he purposefully wears his shortest pair of shorts around the house so when he sits, that’s all I see. I’m telling you, Oscar knows how much I love his body and he knows EXACTLY how to use it.” Host: “what do you mean?” Y/n: “just that the shirtless photo i posted of him is one of many and the rest of them could not be up on the internet for longer than 5 seconds before being taken down because they’re borderline all pornographic” OSCAR???? BABY BOY??? WHO ARE YOU.

- mclarensgirlll BRO AND THEN host: “your new song, Nonsense, mentions things being more rough than soft. Is that really true with him?” Y/n: “Are you kidding?! The fans who think he’s super innocent and pure are in for some serious whiplash when i say that he is anything but that. He’s not Oscar when we’re in bed. He’s some alter ego who has no problem fucking against a random wall.” UHHHHHHHHHHH RUE WHEN WAS THIS????

- oscarpiastri now THAT is one thing i wont be answering 😊

- ynnn knowing myself ill probably reveal it in some song in the future 🤦🏼‍♀️

- mclaren maybe try and hold off on that one plz bestie 😙

- landonorris ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^🙏🏻

- danielricciardo ^^

- alexalbon ^^^

- maxverstappen ^

- charlesleclerc ^^^^

[mysicklove]

hi gorgeous

Just wanna say that I really enjoy the sibling au (god knows that I’m a sucker for older/younger sibling dynamics)

I also have a question about it, we all know that Sukuna is a little shitty (sadly I love him so yeah) with Yuuji even if he loves him but what would he do if someone take Yuuji away ? Like if his parents came back or a social worker or some family member decided that Yuuji would be happier away from him ? How do you think he would react ?

I’m also a sucker for angst so this idea is definitely what I need (my life is so fucking boring right now)

hope you have a good day and don’t forget to drink water and rest

kisses kisses

BABESSSS IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE THIS SILLY AU ANGSTY UR GONNA MAKE ME CRYYYYYY

no but sukuna would 100% lose his shit. his temper has always been a problem and hearing his shitty parents come and try to get the kid that they left back would send him into a fit.

he would probably say something on the lines of how yuuji is his, and claim ownership of the child like the possessive thing he is. wouldn’t admit he loves him out loud but would be on edge on for weeks and would subtly be more affectionate with the kid while everything is working out — like picking him up from preschool, carrying him more often, and biting his tongue when the yuuji climbs all over him (lol).

and of course, he wouldn’t tell yuuji anything proclaiming that it was adult talk, but if the child did find out he would probably say something on the lines of, “aw you think you can escape from me? sorry brat, you are stuck with me for life.” which actually assures the toddler so so so so so much

choso (oldest brother who lives a distance away) would prob come back and help things get sorted out and as peacefully as possible. your job is to try to keep sukuna as calm as possible, bc he tries to get into fights with every single social worker he sees. and don’t even mention the parents, he will genuinely try to murder someone 😰😰😰

[mikalame]

Hello!! Can you please write some headcanons like f reader is in the band too, she is Tom's girlfriend and Bill's best friend since childhood. Thank you sm, love your works🥰

Ofcc pookie 😝

taglist: @oppopotamus @violentnewmarley @adissonsss @saumspam

when tom realised he kinda had a crush on you he would make you,bill and him play a game where he has to save you (so he can touch you)

you probs meet through bill and right away he was SHOOK but still ended up having a sorta care free personally even tho he died inside

When you guys got an apartment he would sneak into the room Georg was sleeping in and tell him all about what you did today or just talking bout you general (poor Georg)

if you were drinking a drink and put it down and went into another room he would probably drink from the same cup 😰

if he ever wanted confirmation about you liking him he would listen in on you and bill little sleepover conversations and giggle when you said something about him

Bill would be so sick of both of you as you 2 would tell him both of your problems about wondering if the other person liked them, he would be ripping his hair out.

when bill and tom were younger and sharing a room and you would see random pieces of toms clothing around the fall bill would watch you with like a 😐 face as you picked them up saying like "im just cleaning up 😅"

after your little sleepovers tom would BOMBARD bill with questions about what you two talked about (wondering if it was about him)

if you and some other band member was watching a movie tom would come down, sit next to you then annoy the living hell out of you until you talked to him.

Tom would take 'group' photos but make sure he is on the end you are next to him close and who ever s next to you kinda far apart so he could cut the others out (Gustav found his little stash off photos and uses it as blackmail)

he would find out what perfume you use then spray it on his pillows to have them smell like you (you do the same 😜)

Tom thinks very highly of him self so he somehow convinces you to kiss him saying "its practise, you don't wanna embarrass yourself do you?"

would pretend to hate doing skin care with you but get butterflies in his stomach when you adjust the face mask on his face being very close.

if you two had one an award he would hug you so tight you would get lifted up he has the biggest smile ever . (this is when the others knew something was up)

when its winter and cold in the house he'd wake up earlier just to hold you and if one of the others saw he'd be like "soaking up the warmth, cant waste it" hiding his face into your neck.

Hope this is enough is is more so leading up to it as i kinda got side tracked oops

but if you want when they are ACTUALLY dating i can do that Sorry

[ilovemattsturn]

If looks could kill

-

Lyric Posey

bye i tried being cool

MDNI!!

A/N- for my friend jacky 🩶

no one writes abt lyric its so disappointing BYE

i also have bad punctuation 😰

warnings- fingering, dirty talk, pet names, praising and use of y/n, think thats it?

You remember your friends made you go to an old themed black and white party, but do you remember you got fingered by a guy there?

Absolutely, but are you gonna ever gonna admit you loved it? Maybe not.

You were sitting at a bar waiting for your friends to arrive. You didn't realize a specific guy was staring at you though.

He then walked up to you, mindlessly pushing you further into your seat just to order a drink, not even admiring you were sitting beside him.

"What an asshole" you thought.

you scoffed loudly enough for him to hear and realize he pushed you. Not wanting to admit he was in the wrong, he said "not really my fault, i mean, you're in the way."

You weren't really in the mood to have any problems with someone before your friends arrived, so you just brushed it off and said "It doesn't matter,"

Him, confused. He curiously asks, "are you good?" .

He's no better than a man.

You quickly realize your friends have arrived. Full of relief and joy you go up to them but in the process of doing so, you lightly shove the guy to the side.

He shoots the deadliest glare at you. And if looks could kill, You'd be dead quicker than a blink of an eye.

Once you finished hugging and greeting all your friends, they go dance and ask you if you want to go with them but you deny the offer.

Once they leave you find the opportunity to go up on the roof of the club. The guy staring at you intensely as you walked up the stairs.

˚₊‧ .☆. ‧₊˚

I look over the ledge at the road, finding the view gorgeous but quickly being interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Don't look too hard now, you'll want to jump" he scoffs.

You roll your eyes at the stupid comment before quickly being pulled by your waist closer to him.

"Aren't you gonna tell me your name first?" You ask being curious about the attractive guy who's been annoying you for a while now.

"Is it mandatory for you to know?" He jokingly asks.

You're slight smile quickly gets pulled off your face. But you say

"I mean, i deserve to know. You followed me here."

He sighs knowing you're right. "Lyric, my names Lyric. Fair if you also tell me yours hm? Got me curious already." He says the last part under a breath but you caugh it.

"It's jacky," you sigh out

But quickly hitching your breath as he slides his hand to your neck turning you to look at him.

He whispers a soft and gentle "can i?" against your ear.

Asking for permission? What a gentleman.

His words going into your already wet cunt. Begging for it to be touched. You nod and exhale shakily catching his attention once again.

"It's alright sweetheart, I'll be gentle. You're already doing amazing." He softly reassures you letting you relax in his hold.

He slides his hand into your tight skirt, running his fingers over your puffy and aroused clothed sex.

You let out pathetically sweet moans at his painfully slow movements clearly begging for more.

"Lyric, please." You whine silently, scared anyone might walk in or hear.

He slips his hand out of your skirt and before you whine he slightly tightens his grip on your neck.

"Don't give me attitude baby. I know what im doin," He says in a low voice but you can still hear it soften at the end of every sentence.

"What if someone sees?" You asked genuinely worried someone would catch both of you horny fucks.

"you'll be the star, beautiful" He says, but pulls you back in the club and into a quiet room where it didnt have many people.

He then pulls you in another room which has a booth and a large table. He motions for you to sit in the middle, which you do as told. He grins slightly and then goes under the table in between yours legs.

You feel his nose softly move against your thighs, you feel him pull your legs a bit more beneath the table giving him more room to work on your needy cunt.

He slides off your skirt leaving you in your panties. You squirm in need of touch and attention.

He then proceeds to move your panties to the side and capture your wet exposed sex infront of him.

"So fucking gorgeous" he murmurs in between your thighs, he licks in between your aroused folds to taste you and lets out an mmm to tease you knowing how impatient you already are.

When your about to moan you get cut off by a sudden hard suck on your clit causing you to arch you back and let out a moan right from your throat.

This causes for Lyric to keep rotating his tongue against your bundle of nerves getting you more aroused for his other plans. Once your wet enough he slides in a finger making you tug on his hair, he groans at the sudden act but doesnt stop his movements. "Oh- fuck!" You moan out as he adds another finger and curls them hitting your sweet spot. He repeats this movement for a good while, and once his tongue starts lapping at your clit, the knot is your stomach

snaps.

Your orgasm washes over you making you see stars and brights colors that aren't there. You quickly come back realizing he made you squirt. you open your eyes and you're stunned to see,

your juices are dripping on lyrics chin, shirt and even booth. Embarrassed by this you cover your face with both of your hands as if your legs aren't trembling underneath the table.

ੈ✩‧₊˚

first fic in a while you can tell sb😅

i didnt cook today maybe i will another day anywaus this was for @robinsw1fe

🩶

[rzyraffek]

hey its my birthday fan you write billy lenz giving me sloppy toppy and straight up cumming on my face

Bro wtf I just watched this movie hour ago😰😰 and now I get random request about it! Happy birthday by the way. And its 5:42 am here Requests open!

Tw:Billy Lenz, blowjob, choking? Also I mention y/n as 'you/your' so if that makes you uncomfy I warned you

Billy Lenz reciving oral

First of all, he is 100% virgin. Only watched people do stuff

He knew it will be nice but he didnt expect it to be this nice

His sweet sweet piggy sucking on his cock, taking it so well just for him

He loves the noises you make, the feeling of tounge moving inside, the idea of you trusting him enough to let him almost chocke you its all so so arousing

He will say a lot of nasty stuff, degrading mostly but sometimes he will say some praises like "you taking billy's cock so well piggy" stuff like that

He is always in goofy mood so he will probably cum on your face just for funzies and your reaction. He also loves the face you make after you get the whole load on your pretty skin. And little gaps when it gets in your hair or other places that you didn't want it to come

He also loves watching her do stuff without his help, he just stares right in the eyes while you take him whole. While he just lays down or sits comfortably

But at the same time oh how he loves moving inside you while he just holds your head. Its such good feeling for him! Its difficult for him to decide what position he should be in really.

After doing that first time he is going to do it everyday litteraly, if you disagree he will beg, no kidding he is kinda addicted

Also if you wanna receive oral he will experiment no problem! He is a curious being really! Also im sure he thinks that you are delicious!

But he prefers reciving it much more than giving. Its just so satisfying to see you under him

Also you need to teach him all about after-care because im not sure if he even knows what's words 'care' or 'comforting' mean

And he forgors that people need air to live, sometimes you have to smack him so he remembers that no, alive y/n is much better than dead y/n, so better let her breath

Cummin on face kinda became a habit, but he still tries to make it a surprise because he loves that shoked face when you realise that he just busted a nut in you

And any form of praise makes him melt, if u say anything positive about his size or position or movements or litteraly anything he will go 😍😳 either immediately cum or get ready for next round

After the whole thing, you go wash ur face he will just fallow you, its kinda how he shows affection afterwards, fallowing you behind probably hoping that you go lay in bed so he can cuddle and litteraly glue to you for next 5hours

Anyways i never wrote smuty stuff before,If any of my friends will see this im going to never get out of my house again btw. Also I had to google sloppy toppy😭😭😭 pls tell me if I did well 😥i feel so so green. Also I'm always so spooked that I mistake Billy Lenz for Billy Loomis and imma confuse the hell out of person requesting

[paradisedisconcert]

GAAAAH IM SO LATE ARENT I . .

. . i kept wanting to do this, but i was really struggling with the wording, and eventually gave up . . im sorry this is late : ( . . but . .

slides over friendship card

. . do you think . . aegaeon and auri could be friends . . i . . kinda think so . .

i think they could generally get along . . although auri isn’t really up to the play fighting at first . . i think she could get used to it . though, i would say she has a problem with speaking up for herself when she actually doesn’t like it anymore . maybe she gets better with it in the future .

other then that . . relating to auri’s way of showing affection ( physical affection like hugs and hand holding and all the stuff of the sort ), do you think aegaeon would be ok with that ? auri depends on those gestures a lot, being bad with words, and other ways to show her care for another person .

sorry the wording in awkward . . im still struggling 😭

( random side note : you draw aegaeon and just draw a lot of things in general really greatly . . i really admire it and hope to reach that level some day : 3 )

AHH APRI ILYSM YOU ARENT LATE (pretend that aegaeons personality isnt still going around in my head and changing w tiny bits (not so improtant)) YEAH WELL I THINK THEY COULD BE FRIENDS also i believe aegaeon would notice that she doesnt wanna fight after a point (i mean i hope so😰) YES AEGAEON WOULDBE OK W THAT btw as a note im thinking abt that one ivan&till comic where some random kid calls ivan loser and things maybe aegaeon would act the way till does if she sees someone bothering auri ALSO DW ABT THE WORDING (i probs fucked up a few times but oh well!!!) I LOVE YOU SM ALSO AHHH THANK YOUU <33

[vilf-lover]

okay my review of kenju audio 🙂‍↕️

now- no hate. kind of. i absolutely don’t condone or encourage stealing other peoples artistic visions and ideas and creations but also i don’t want to criticize some doing something that makes them happy. you get it.

first: telepath bf comforts you

excited and scared, very scared. geordi and james aren’t exactly in the best places right about now but this is not redacted audio…….

okay….he’s australian

NO HATE TO MY AUSTRALIAN BABES I WAS JUST THROWN FOR A LOOP

i can’t really explain how i feel about this. i’m um bored.

it’s very “i’m home. you suck. what’s wrong. you suck.” *extensive sigh*

where’s the flavor 😃

it’s giving early david but like not at all

he’s like more of a walking red flag believe it or not

so i’ve found the reason we’re being comforted he says “if they’re mean to you again” we getting bullied or what

“you’re my mess” brother wrap it up im so sorry but what

“you really shouldn’t let that stuff get to you- it’s a lot of bullcrap” 😐 okay

“you need to not care as much about what people think of you” that’s enough, this is not a pep talk

“just be yourself and that’s all you can ask for” i feel like im back in middle school at the inspirational seminars

“now are you done moping. LITTLE. BABY.” yk i can’t tell if david was this bad and im just more attracted to the idea of him or if this is just. dry. AND mean.

OH MY GOD AND ITS OVER ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

he wasn’t even supposed to be tsundere 😢

it was just boring, that’s really all. there was no background noise, stale line reading, very very scripted vibes (yeah i know the whole thing in this genre is a script you know what i meannnn)

i can’t even muster the courage to listen to the vampire ones because i’ll fight someone if i feel even a glimpse of sam-like mannerism

second AND LAST: tsundere werewolf has shifting trouble 😀😀😀😀

now part of me was trying to work with the benefit of the doubt and not think he was copying erik. this title within itself confirmed he is indeed. i’m not excited for this one especially after the last one.

no one can recreate my milo tho so this will be interesting

first second and i’m hearing grunting and i want to turn my phone off.

“go away, can’t you see i’m busy” get milo’s words out of your mouth

WAIT HES IN THE LIVING ROOM 😰😰😰

wait okay guys i’ve made a horrible lapse in judgement. he’s not having trouble shifting. he’s having trouble *not* shifting 😮‍💨 phew thought he was copying redacted but it seems like we’re all good

he fell down the stairs because he shifted randomly 😭😭😭

damn he’s mean

oh and it’s just his leg that’s shifting

i’m gonna go to sleep and this isn’t a sleep aid

OH HE USES THE SAME GROWLING SOUND EFFECT LMFAO 🐺🐺

OH WAIT THIS IS LIKE YOU GET BITTEN AND TURN

wow vamp x werewolf lore crossover

“i pride myself on my control with my shifting” well that’s a bit of a problem now isn’t it

“god knows i wouldn’t hear the end of it from lucas and i know i would just get speeches from nate” …right right right

ohhhh and he’s the beta ☝🏼

“and don’t call me puppy” oh???? wow we’re really just collecting character traits

i had to skip through the rest fairly quickly because i simply could not

AND WE ARE DONE.

@vegafan69 my professional review done 🤓

[bebackthen]

ill be back to hopefully doing my ask blogs after christmas! in the mean time take some gifs and a new au idea i came up with on my way home today, ramble + art under the cut

i call the au magic si-man, and after a freak accident where magic betty tries to dispell icekings MMS, she accidentally projects her madness and sending her magic into him candy queen style. iceking basically gains all of magic mans powers and is similar in vibe to mlps discord (he still goes by iceking, but occasionally he will call himself magic si-man, or just simon)

his first interaction with finn after the accident is him giving finn back his flesh-arm and making a pun before teleporting away.

and since hes got more magic, he can alter his appearance (im thinking its a bit unconscious like his glasses will turn round randomly or his clothes might change or he might look more like simon, im still brainstorming)

betty would be all like, "holy fuck im made it worse." 😰 and meanwhile iceking is fixing everyones problems and making it rain choclate milk mlp style, she'd be like a main character where now shes back at square one trying to "fix" simon now with the added stress that he keeps mentioning causally memories that only simon would have but he's.. just . still iceking! and man is she feeling the downsides of no longer having magic anymore

im thinking thisll take place after their date and in the place of elements

oh! and the crown-hat combo functions like, the crown and jewels will follow the movement of his head but the hat is stationary. the crowns 2D on the hat but moves as if it was still just his normal crown, if that makes sense. oh and his !

more in the future maybe<3

[thatdeadaquarius]

*casually slides into asks*

The Creator having to be taught the language of Teyvat, except they don't realise that each country has their own seperate language and so they are just mixing and matching phrases from each of the languages and no one has any idea what they are saying

*slides back out of asks*

Hello hello my regular customer 💃

Before u slide out, have a cookie for the road! 🤲🍪

Ok but this would actually happen to me

Im partial to the headcanon that theres a trade language in Teyvat, but each country has their own native language, w/sub-dialects too (i think thats the word?)

Just like what u said basically, bc like what if they dont have the trade one 💀 it rlly is just diff languages and im just over here like 😃🗨👋

(Gif is u in the center trying to talk to other people on the sides lol)

Srry if uncreative or kinda a flop i am not a fountain of ideas as much as i wish to be😔🙏

This may be only funny to me...

But i did my bestest for you beloved regular <3

Also u didnt ask for this but u got it anyway LMAO <3

(sorry if i accidentally start callin u xiao pfp i couldnt find a name to call u by)

Ok but like?? Was anybody gonna tell you???

Or like r u so incomprehensible now bc youve mashed all their lingos together that they dont even recognize any of their languages anymore 😭😭???

Yall ever heard that meme sound that has like music playing in the background and its just a loop of a guy saying "..HuH?..HuH?...HuH?"

^^^Everyone else trying to understand you

..

...

.....?

WAIT A MINUTE ?!%

OH GOD OH NO PLEASEEDA@!?

I HAD THE WORST THOUGHTTT!!!!

DO U JUST SOUND LIKE A SIM TO THEM??!!!

😰😰😰😰🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲💀💀💀

CRYINGSOBBING

I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS INTRUSIVE THOUGHT PLEASE NOOOOO JDIOOALLFJSLAFQ

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING ANDBCRINGING PLEASE -> GOD WALKS AROUND SOUNDING LIKE A SIM TO THE REST OF TEYVAT STOP

♧

Ok but so many people r trying so hard to teach u their language more fully so u can commit to one at least

(Off the top of head, Thoma, Tighnari but if u keep mixing them more and more even on accident he gets too frustrated and accepts it lmao, Amber, Ningguang she wants ur first teyvat lang. to be Liyuean so bad, Kazuha just wants to genuinely understand u and you understand them aw what a sweetheart, Ei once again a person who wants u to learn Inazuman first lol, Zhongli, Jean, Ganyu, Alhaitham but he'd be a terrible teacher i can see it now, Ayato, Ayaka, Gorou, Yae Miko just so u can actually read her novels abt you + have bragging right lol)

..

...Its not really working

Which makes sense tbh, at least to me, bc i sure as fuck couldnt initially hear a big difference between Portugese v. Spanish, Korean v. Japanese etc.

Until i like, kept hearing it over and over and finally got it

(it was easier to differentiate between them on paper than auditorily?? auditorally?!? aUDITORIALLY??!! GODAMMIT IS THAT EVEN A WORD)

.

But I could totally see their languages just all sounding really similar to you, or like, theres some bits and pieces from each lang. that mimic others (pantalones Spanish = pants English for example, and its like all u catch are the "pant" sound so ur like?? Ok so same language right? Hence the mix and match)

♤

So this happens on the daily these days,

U r still going and seeing people,

But nobody has managed to communicate to you that its all different languages lol 🤭

Like this below, happens all the time ⬇️

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Ur having dinner w/ Kamisato clan bc ofc they wanna welcome u!! :D

And Thoma's there, and yall r at the Teahouse, Thoma just got out the hotpot (oh god🤢 ...wait is that you now, r u just like Venti saying oh Barbatos...?)

And they just started dinner but its already a problem w/ur ass LMAO

.

Thoma: "What do you want to drink Our God?"

You: "Ahfs kal aldsplease give me ahdhai?"

Thomas face just like "...😶🙁 oh no" HAHA

Ayaka trying to help him,

"Please repeat that Your Grace?" 😅

You, again lol: "I would dhkaied that aifjwe please :)"

U sound like a SIMMM TO THEMM 😭😭

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Utter fail poor Ayaka is at a loss for once,

they're trying so hard to be polite and you havent even gotten a drink yet let alone the meal lmao,

Poor Thoma is struggling, hes just like,

"Um, uh, this one??" All worried bc now hes gotta point to the pitchers one by one until u either point or nod

AND THE REST OF THE DINNER IS JUST THAT SITUATION OVER AND OVER

U give up and just start nodding or pointing for food or napkins or drinks all like, "Oh wow my accent must be heavy today 😀🤷‍♂️"

Absolutely clueless, and they cant even figure out how to tell u lol

...

Oh god i dont wanna think about the chaos if ur also only understanding the basics of every language so not only do they not get all ur words, u dont get theirs 💀

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@karmawonders

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[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

first off, i’m special so these aren’t closed for me 😍.

okay i’m like 5’5 i think… dunno.

glasses, medium length brown hair, it’s like two inches above my shoulders, i have a biting problem.

i cannot leave unless i am wearing my converse, no other shoes.

i wear the same outfit everyday, jeans, tshirt, hoodie and converse.

i take way to many photos of the people i love, i looove cooking.

i have both daddy and mommy issues.

i don’t like headphones only earbuds? earphones? (idk help)

i fucking love pink, purple and green.

hmmmmmmmm, i have to listen to music if i’m not at home (i listen to music there too)

i do unfortunately enjoy the taste of cigarettes.

i’m terrified of touch but crave it.

is this good 😰?

fuck yeah boiiiiiii

(id like to formally apologize for that)

Oklay anyway for Overwatch I match you with...

Junkrat

Honestly my boy loves how much shorter than him you are

Don't worry though he won't make fun of you for it

not too much anyway

everything he buys you is pink, purple, or green after you tell him those are your favorite colors

offers to do your top surgery (don't let him he'll use bombs)

he doesn't get your obsession with converse (neither do i, buddy. neither do i) but he'll get them for you anyway

sometimes forgets how much touch scares you

it takes roadhog telling him off for jumping on you for him to get it

he'll be more careful after that

He loves posing for your pictures

no shame at all

will also let you take nudes of him but anyway thats for later

please cook for him he never has time to eat normal food

compliments your cooking all the time

he will get on his hands and knees and beg for you to cook for him bc its so good

also has a biting problem

likes to nibble on your shoulders

has broken your glasses at least once and roadhog had to fix them for you

and for Resident Evil I match you with...

Chris and Leon!

(i couldn't pick one LOL)

Best cure for daddy issues tbh

They both smoke I'm pretty sure, so you'll definitely get your taste of cigarettes when you kiss them

Leon would definitely help you cook dinner

Chris, meanwhile, is banned from the kitchen because he can't cook to save his life

no one can tell me otherwise

anyway

Leon would definitely try and get you to branch out your outfits a little more, but Chris honestly finds your outfits cool as fuck

mostly because he wishes he could pull that off all the time

You have the best photos of the two of them arguing or doing stupid shit

Because they literally never stop arguing or doing stupid shit

Leon supplies your music addiction while Chris sits there and tries to talk to you, not realizing you have your headphones in

I'm talking full ass conversation that only stops when Leon tells him that you're listening to music and can't hear him

They never speak of it

Leon does use it as embarrassment fuel for whenever you aren't around

anyway thats all i got hope this is good idk im half alseep rn

[thalmor-apologist]

latest custom player model :P i think i modelled this one in january but then didnt finish it until maybe a week ago. i learned a lot about modelling and animating (ESPECIALLY animating - i've recognized some bad habits and know to avoid them in the future now) while making him so hopefully workflow in the future will go along more smoothly

havent figured out if theres a way for me to make nice turnarounds in cpm so you get this crusty gif of the editor >:)

textures by @kingbeeleth thank you!!!!!!! <<333 EDIT: AHHHH forgot to mention beeleth also helped me optimize his model!!!!! ahhh!!!!! before his armor was a million parts and now it's like 16 parts total O_O thank you beeleth thank you thank you

still need to finish and polish his animations 😰😰😰 i pivoted to modelling in blockbench and then animation in the CPM editor to avoid problems during the conversion from .bbmodel->.cpmproject files (savarin got mangled up when it came time to export him to cpm 😢) but ummm.... i really dont like the cpm editor LOL im so sorry

stills under the cut......

[h3llcat01]

IM GONNA RANT RQ BUT 😰

Like a day or two ago i came across Eli x Robbie on ao3 and I legit was strictly told dont read it but out of curiosity i did cuz the way it was worded at first was like "Oh Eli helps Robbie find a gf n gets laid!" but no. No no. It was indeed not that and im traumatized and absouletely cannot think of a gear shift again without getting flashed with those sentences.

Im so traumatized its not even funny its actually crazy AND THE COMMENT WERE ENCOURAGING IT??? LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT IS HIS UNCLE. N ROBBIES LIKE IN HIS 20S AND ELIS LIKE HOW OLD? IM TRAUMATIZED OH MY GOD IT WAS SO BAD.

Tumblr n Robbie r becoming my escape from my problems n mental health

I cannot believe so many ppl were encouraging it.

"Im so glad ppl like it and r not saying i have smth wrong with me!!" BECAUSE YOU DO? YOU LIKE INCEST. YOU. LIKE. INCEST. SMTH IS WRONG WITH YOU