#i want to see nb vamps

[bdrmhymnz]

MUSE: kali la croix (hajinda). she's an ancient vampire who conquered her urges a long, long time ago and now dispenses her own form of justice to those giving her kind a bad name. PLOT: y/m is a hunter; maybe they hunt vamps or they hunt monsters in general but they've been running into kali a number of times. maybe they're finally ready to actually listen to her now? OPEN TO: anyone, f/fem-nb only for romance

" i'm not your enemy and i promise ... you don't want me as one. " fancy seeing them again. what an annoying coincidence. since the last time she'd lost the hunter, kali wasn't exactly thrilled to be running into them again. only this time she had her manicured claws wrapped around someone's throat. she knew it was a rogue vampire, responsible for three murders within the past week, but did they ?? were they tracking her or the beast ?? " give me a minute to finish my business here, would you ?? be a doll and don't interrupt me again. "

[urban-unease]

Everyone’s like boy Armand this and girl Armand that. What about nonbinary Armand?hmmm? What about agender Armand?

[ellitx]

Hellp i have 2 brainrots going on rn

1 is the Vamp butler venti au getting cought either feeding on you or making love to you and he gets taken away que the picture from yesterday-- you were just a bit too loud and your moans alarmed one of the nearby gaurds so the entered unannounced..

2 is a modern twin au where the both pine for you but venti ends up winning your love first so you guys sneak to his house when nb isnt home and he steals his rnb cds so he could have nice music in the bg while you make love 😳 (this one was litterally crafted from one line of song lyrics " used to steal my brothers cds, slowjams with you wet like fiji" song is reminiscing ny vedo v good if u like rnb but its v lewd)

warning: angst and NSFW under the cut

Oh god, the second brainrot is just angst for me ajkssk

You know about the situation that nameless bard is in the hospital. It’s because his sickness got worsed and venti is currently alone in his house, that’s why you went there to check up on him.

Imagine venti wants your comfort and he’s already crying so much. he’s scared of losing him and he’s scared if his twin took you before he can.

His mouth slipped that he confesses his love for you, and you’re just... quiet while he buries his face on your shoulder. He thought you might reject him, cursing himself for saying that without thinking— especially at a wrong time.

“I...” Venti shifted his gaze and lowered his head in shame as he bit his lower lip. “Forget what I said, please...”

You held his hand and clutched it tightly against yours. You love both of them, you really do, but your heart says you wanted to be with venti.

Instead of confessing back to him, you lift his hands up and kiss the tip of his fingers. You’ll pull him back for a hug and lace your fingers together. Venti doesn’t know if you like him back or not but he understands that it’s not the time for him to expect an answer from you.

The most important thing he needs is consolation.

If im gonna write something like this i’ll prolly end it here but i feel bad for just leaving it here without an angst lovemaking

Now i dont know how to transition this to a make-out session but one of the reasons why both of you did was to take off relax him from all the stresses building up within him. He’s been stressed all night from school works to the sudden collapse of his twin.

Sorry if this seems far from the ideas you’ve given but my brain just wanted an angst here ^^;

I have an alternative idea, it’s still angst lol but instead of nb in the hospital, he’s at the university completing his duties. So after finishing all of them, he then goes home wanting to take a rest on his bed. He knows you and venti are home already so when he goes upstairs, he hears gasps and stifled moans from a certain room.

He follows the source and slowly took a peek behind the door. The sight of his twin fucking you made his heart shatter to pieces. Your face was buried on the sheets to quiet your moans as Venti thrusts his hips in and out of you from behind.

His twin was panting heavily, his hands holding your hips and arm tightly as sweat began to slid down his body the more he pushes himself in your dripping cunt. You wailed and moaned, chanting his name continuously and it just increases his pacing. The way his cock was buried deep inside you was so delicious that you wanted more. You kept on begging and crying to Venti to make you cum with his dick.

Nameless bard’s lips parted, utterly speechless and in disbelief seeing you two together. He feels his eyes swelling up with tears, yet why was he crying? It’s not like you and him were in a relationship from the start.

Is it because his younger brother kept this as a secret from him? Was he expecting you’ll end up with him instead of Venti?

The more he watches, the more it hurts him. So instead, he quietly walks away and left you two alone in the house.

[crheadcanonsideas]

Soda Cookie and Devil Cookie headcanons?

Yes! Of course! I'm not sure if you ask them individually or together (as friends or something) so I'm gonna do them separately, I'm sorry if it's not what you wanted. Also, quick aclaration, in my minors note I hcs Soda as a teen and Devil as a kid. So, lets start!

---- SODA HEADCANONS ----

· Started surfing after a famous surfer give him an autograph · Probably has an ice/ice cream machine at home so he can make his own ice cream. His favourite flavour is tutti frutti · Use to have longer hair but decided to cut it so it wouldn't get tangled often · Probably fizzes normally and even more when exited. · Has a shark tooth necklace he made himself afte he found it on the shore. It's Sorbet's baby tooth · He also enjoys diving and look for things near the shore · His surf board was given by Lime. · When younger, Lime use to babysit Soda and brought once or twice his friend group. · Lemon Slice (pet) has give him too much love advices. Soda doesn't follow them since he knows ho w of a love disaster Lemon Slice is. · Has a collection/wall of a lot of soda cans he has drink in the past. Cleans them and has them in perfect state. · Probably still unsure of his sexuality and doesn't wanna think about it but he's a 100% ally · Calls everyone dude or dudette. For NB, just uses their names. · Even thought he drinks a lot of soda and energetic drinks, he has never had a sugar rush. · Lives in your typical tropical house next to the beach · Goes to high school (he's a freshman) · His rivalry with Skater goes to the point of both of them meet each other weekly to compete. · Probably all the parties are at his house · He's always involve in any beach/sea related event as a helper · Has made a few recycling campaings · Apart froma having Lemon Slice, he also has a big aquarium his takes care daily and a lizard name Bubbles · Dislikes cold but will never say no to snowboarding. · Peppermint, Skater and Lime has stayed at his house a lot of times for different reasons · His house would be a beach dream if he keep it organized. · Never sees bad intentions in anyone and easily trusts people · Has a knife collection too. No one knows why · Wants to tatto a lot of things. A lot of them are tribal or animals. · Likes disney and cliche movies

--- DEVIL HEADCANONS ----

· Angel and they have been closed for a long time and even with their rivalry they would help each other at the worst · Secretly into paranormal and witchery, that how they knows about fairies real intentions. · Admire both Vampire and Fire Spirit but would never admit it · They're half bat (not vampire) so they have really good hearing and a bit of a bad sight · Are a big prankster and very few people haven't been caught in one of their pranks · Practice evil laughs when alone but they never get it right · They made their trident himself with the help of fire spirit's fire · When they get really angry or emotional, they'll get themselves on fire. They're not fully fire resistant so they get small burns · They admits hating firemen · Almost a teen but still more in the childish side · They're non binary! Uses they/it/he pronouns · Have that energy of being LGTB and LGTBfobic at the same time · Randomly gives kids knifes for no actual reason, just the caos · Their natural hair is black and works similar to Soda's and Sparkling's and fizzes more than theirs. They don't like it so they covers it · Got Flame Bat (pet) when looking for souls and keeps it because they love to see their pet agony · Eat everything with ketchup. And by everything I mean EVERYTHING · Both them and Vampire had go out a few time to hunt. Vamp's for blood, Devil're for the souls. · With the Jellywalker invasion, their priority was saved angel, accidentally getting also infected. · When the Chaos Guild was still up, their would ask anyone that know how to fly to taught them to do it better because of their bad sight · They had fight Licorice to see who is the best summoner. They're not allow to see each other again · The'y don't see themselves as a villain like Dark Enchantress and others but more like an anti heroe like Fire Spirit · Allergic to specific candies that would make them really sick (like mentos for example) · Have oversized hoodies from a lot of cookies and will never get them back · See Fire Spirit as an older brother they want to impress · Wind Archer has punish them a lot of time when they get in trouble · Want piercings and tattoos because they think they'll look cool · Hate romance and will avoid it as much as they can. Specially Pink Choco. · Have gone to Yogurca a few times · They have regret a few things they have done in the past but never will never admited · Gets along pretty well with P.Mushroom and S.Creppe · Knows how to do tricks with their trident like an majoret and the're proud of it · Have yeeted Kumiko and Vampire in their animal form several time · Act so mischievous so no one gets to attached to them since then they will genuely fell bad when doing bad things for you · Vamp has got them used to sleeping bat-like · Fire Spirit cares about Devil and vice versa since they love not been found scary by the other · Has a secret plushie he would ude to calm himself

[siffrinskicks]

hhhhhh wanted to post what I have of my NB!Detective/Adam soulmate AU.... not a fic but also not headcanons but like, something. I’m doing one for each of my Detectives and their UB romances. I’m not certain if it’s done or not but it’s as done as it’s gonna be fore now and brain want reception to work hhhh.

Shared scars/wounds, scars and injuries that one soulmate receives appear on the other’s skin as colored marks. Soulmarks from injuries that heal fade away along with the original wound but ones that scar are permanent.: Adam spent his entire life believing he didn’t have a soulmate and he was content with that until one day a mark appeared on his skin. It quickly fades and he dismisses it as nothing, until another pops up, and another. He’s pretty much in denial about it (a common Adam reaction), claiming it to be an ink smudge if anyone notices, and ignoring the rest. 

Up until a mark appears that doesn’t fade, a small golden cut just in his hairline, very hard to see unless you’ve got vamp sight. It takes Nate confronting him about it for them to come to terms with the fact that, yeah you have a soulmate now and you have to deal with it. Adam’s like “okay, cool you have a soulmate but that doesn’t mean you ever have to MEET them” and he rolls with that for a while, choosing not to think about it (despite Felix’s teasing when he finds out about the mark) Until one day Salem’s dumbass walks into his life.

 Adam is at first “ugh i’m denying the fact that i’m unreasonably attracted to them.” They have shaggy cropped hair that falls a bit into their eyes at the time (in need of a haircut) so their hairline is hidden. It isn’t until the end of book one, when Salem has collapsed after the Murphy fight that Adam sees it. He is cradling Salem in his arms and pushes back their hair, to see their eyes he just needs to see their eyes to know they’ll be okay- and there just in their hairline, a tiny healed over scar barely even visible to the human eye. Adam freezes, and it’s enough so that the other members of UB can pull him away from Salem so the medics can help. He doesn’t tell anyone but the rest of UB can tell something is off, Nate especially. Adam spends the time Salem is in surgery pacing, clenching and unclenching his fists as he tries to come to terms with the fact that Salem is his soulmate.

[noliaert]

A WIP list of things I want to draw/am drawing + things I have already drawn

Post showing off some current WIPs (tho there are more)

Edit: I'm not really working on most of these

Maybe I’ll add links once I do them. Though honestly I’m likely not gonna do most of these. And I tend to make new stuff

New WIP post HERE (eventually)

↓ click to see the list ↓

Vamps

VAMPTOBER self-made promtlist for 2020 I still want to finish, further links to the prompts that I did in the link: vamptober post

IWTV (several were meant to be in the vamptober challenge tho admittedly I have done mostly OCs if I can call them that)

IWTV Exchange; "nickistat" prompt: https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/709281238458023936/heyo-i-drew-this-based-on-tvl-book-nickistat

Loumand (?) being soft (in progress)

Claudia (in progress/put on hold) + Claudia different phases + alternative unvamped future (;-;)

A more gory Lestat killing (in progress) + garbage cryptid era

Armand

Louis in leyendecker style.... Which I can't do.... But is true goals

Louis confessing to Paul, religious imagery (in progress/put on hold)

Nicki

Gabrielle gnc

Idk. I want to do a TVC piece but I gotta figure out what 🤔

Loki/Loke related ideas

"I have the hc that Loki’s black nails are due to using Seiðr and if he’s losing control or using too much, it burns his hands" from this x post by @ midnottart , I wanna take this hc and project my chronic hand pains onto, but also maybe something more gory 🤔

Mcu Loki seeing their jotun skin in the mirror like Laurits and Loke (in progress)

Startouched elf! Jotun Loki (in progress/put on hold) Link: https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/635529064993751040/just-so-you-know-worstloki-i-am-working-on-that

Dramatic comic Sigyn in “rich widow robe” (in progress): https://notachair.tumblr.com/post/649130643553484800/notachair-starcrossedcherik-worstloki

Loki with friends (in progress/put on hold)

Loki and Theo

Young Loki in Jotunheim aka growing up in Jotunheim AU (in progress/put on hold)

Jotunheim’s defeat aka their POV (in progress/put on hold)

Myth Loki aka Loke

Tbi fanart/animatic for "Loki"

-> Redraw attempt of official TBI!Loki & TBI!sigyn designs ✨: https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/682172753061740544/heres-one-with-better-quality

Tbi Loki sketch link: (https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/634894009709576192/quick-sketch-of-loki-from-the-bifrost-incident

More fem/nb comic loki (in progress/put on hold)

A prospering Jotunheim/before the war (in progress/put on hold)

Jotunn loki with red details (sketches)

Infinoki (yes we be doing that) (in progress/put on hold)

Verity

Loki and Verity being soft: https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/633546323841449984/heres-a-little-love-and-fuzzy-feels-for-verity

Leah

Norse mythology stuff in general

-> Odin pondering the orb (Mimir's head: https://at.tumblr.com/noliaert/695055611283587072/0tpfd2hxnxcc

Queer ideas

OC throuple

City/nature studies aka what if there were sapphics here?

"Peach fuzz" (in progress)

OG Carmilla + Laura, The Kiss with vampyric elements (in progress): https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/651695912124579840/i-just-attempted-coloring-it-before-going-to-bed

Vinland saga fanart

Einar helping Thorfinn shaving: https://www.tumblr.com/noliaert/726420374768762880/cant-believe-i-never-added-the-improved-one-to?source=share

S2 (in progress/put on hold)

Biker Bjørn (in progress)

Bjørn Bear flag: https://www.tumblr.com/noliaert/712279581325967360/pov-askeladd-wakes-up-one-day-to-bj%C3%B8rns-sudden?source=share

Arnheid x Hild AU (in progress)

Blue eye canute (meme): https://www.tumblr.com/noliaert/709281266896388096/canute-s2e5-be-like?source=share

Manga redraws (thorfinn): not posted on tumblr yet

Hild (in progress/on hold)

Ect (canute + thorfinn).

Other fanart

Death note o.1: https://www.tumblr.com/noliaert/717723095835770880/not-me-having-a-death-note-phase-during-exam?source=share

ATLA

Zuko sketch (in progress/put on hold): https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/728756273551654912/hey-zuko-sketch-here Jetko 01 (in progress) Jetko o2/ect. Rangshi (in progress)

Nb spiderman link: https://noliaert.tumblr.com/post/647227135341297664/happy-trans-visibility-day-everyone

Baelf aka Aaravos (in... pajamas for some reason)

Castlevania fanart: Portrait of Greta of Denasti w. sketches (in progress) + OT4 😌✨ → x + more of Greta in the OT4 and in general cause there’s too little >:( (I have multiple ideas) rip to me and my art blocks tho

Feral Hua Cheng <3

Cottagecore wangxian <3 ahah /honestly I just want to make some mdzs art

Yiling Laozu

-> postburialmounds!wwx (in progress/put on hold)

That one mdzs ritual au

Agatha

Nebula and Gamora

Malekith from War of the Realms run/comics, idk he just seemed way more fun there

Yennefer

AWAE fanart (Bash, Cole, Aunt Josephine, Mary, Jerry, Miss Stacey +)

Ravneringene fanart

Shadow and bone fanart

Others

Glowy galaxy/colour spectrum person (in progress/put on hold)

Cottagecore image

Hulder

OC "Acidic-Sneaker/Syresko)

Making my own variations of bunad/norwegian folk-costumes (how about some queer inspired ones <.< ), flower practice

That one feeling at church (sketches)

Lethargy/fatigue, fibro fog (sketches) + A Quiet Despair

idk. I just wanna create something as visceral as the "I am- a ghoul" tg panel. Sorta missed my gory art tbh

Study ideas

whaj

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Def haven't put all the ones I've actually posted or all of the WIPs in this list.

Made: 03.05.2021

Last update: 19.03.2024

[lostbetweenvampiresandmusic]

Random idea: the guys soulmate is a girl/boy/nb who can like 'see' what they really are? Like sees their vamp faces?

I hope you like this! 💕

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Moving always was an adventure. Making a new place your home, getting to know new people, getting a new job. It was fun - yet a little stressful at times perhaps.

When you'd just arrived and unpacked, you decided it'd be a good idea to get some dinner down on the boardwalk and to check out that place.

Everything's normal when you get there, loud music and loads of people - just a normal coastal town. That is however, until you enter a take out restaurant.

You were tired - that was the reason why you saw that. Or you had eaten something off and that caused you to see it? That's possible right? It didn't matter what caused it because you still saw it. Four guys, each of them having a bat like face. Sharp fangs. Yellow eyes. That's when you fainted, bumping into their table and falling down right to their feet.

The boys knew - as you sometimes just know things - who you were to them. That combined with the horrified look you had had on your face caused them to get worried.

Dwayne was the onewho tried to wake you up - succceedingly. David and Marko helped you steady yourself, sitting you down on the couch, while Paul brought you your order and handed you some soda.

You're quiet during this all, still trying to understand what you're seeing. Nobody else is looking different so you've already deduced that this was something about them. So, with a slightly shaky voice you ask them what they are.

They become quiet, then they laugh. "Just some guys hanging around," David grins. You don't believe them, and they know it. So, Marko suggests that you go with them down to the beach. A place close enough to the boardwalk for you to be and feel safe and far away enough for them to safely reveal what they were.

They take you there, and you explain to them what you're seeing when Dwayne asks. Paul thinks it's beyond cool and keeps asking you about it - he's never really seen his vampire form - but the others get how terrifying it can be to suddenly see their vampire faces.

David tells you that he can tell you what they are - but that if you know you can't leave. The truth means staying and being with them, just so they can keep their secret. You hesitate but curiosity wins, and they tell you. Everything.

Vampirism. Diets. Mates. They tell you all you wanted to know and all you didn't want to know.

You quickly trust them and begin to realise you actually do have feelings for them. They're behind delighted when you say you want to change.

Once you did your skill will certainly not disappear - in fact it's even stronger. You can see any supernatural creature immediately, their human façade failing for you. It's awesome, and it helps you protect your boys if needed. At the same time, it is kind of disturbing to have a town run by werewolves and ghouls.

Overall the boys just love it, and are glad it's an easy way for you to keep yourself safe.

[npckingmo]

Stringing some Gay Little Thoughts together bc I am. obSESSED.

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-Rowena is Queen of Hell. It's very pagan and celtic inspired. The Hunt is HERS. Courts of demons, considered Seelie and Unseelie and unconforming, have new rules--they cannot lie, but they can use creative wordplay, etc etc

-Sam comes into herself. She uses she/her pronouns. She's known that she is a trans woman since Standford, but never came out until the end of the series. She mostly stays the same, but grows out her hair, wears hair clips, has a few long skirts...but she's just. Sam. Sam as she's always been but happier, lighter, more understanding of herself.

-dean and cas get married first, and sam and Eileen do soon after. Both weddings are BONKERS. Sam has already come out by the time she gets married, and she wears the dress and Eileen wears the suit

-dean is an amab trans masc person. He's pretty unsure of where he lands on the gender spectrum, but he's so, SO happy to be married to cas.

-dean is bi and trans. Both things take a long, hard journey for him to come to terms with. It's a painful uphill battle for a while--cas and sam help him out SO much during this.

-Gender talks--sam coming out Officially to dean--sexuality talks--Cas' gender being specifically A Gay Man--dean and cas sharing a Moment in which dean gets to see Cas' True Form--dean slowly coming to terms with being bi--dean self destructing throughout this process--Cas and Dean having to work out many of their issues during a case--fighting and arguing but loving each other too--dealing with ptsd in a non-stop domestic atmosphere--dean having More Gender Talks as this progresses--dean melting down trying to Understand his gender problems--cas reassuring him and sam being a supportive sister and Eileen knocking sense into him when it's needed--Rowena offers a threesome with Sam and Eileen and EILEEN ACCEPTS--

-so: dean saves cas from the Empty. Begs Jack for help? Amara? Bela? Things to consider. Dean accepts and returns Cas' love for him.

-dean and cas get married. Two part episode. It's sweet and wonderful and it's HOME, all the people they love coming and more than a few hunters as well.

-its during/just before this that Sam has the idea to open up the bunker to all the hunters and hunter-adjected people, giving them the men of letters resources and starting to network

-sam takes eileens last name when they get married. A shapeshifter tries to crash the party (which is. A Mistake.)

-chuck has been supressing sam's power--once he's gone, sam Has her powers back.

-JACK AND SAM PRACTICE THEIR PSYCHIC POWERS TOGETHER. THEY TRAIN TOGETHER AND GROW CLOSER. SAM STARTS TO ACCEPT THIS PART OF HERSELF, SEEING THE POSITIVES REFLECTED IN JACK

-in THIS AU, the demon blooded kids come back. Maybe jack brings them back as they were?????? And sam, older and calmer now, helps them. ??? How would I do that. I want it so bad. I need to figure out a way to make this happen

-charlie is still alive thanks! Ellen and Jo get brought back. Jo gets a girlfriend. Jody is married with her lesbian wife. Kaia and Claire ARE hunters, but not full time. They are in LOVE.

-the Network starts. The Network being between hunters, men of letters (which works like how Charlie and Bobby did it--more than aware of the hunter like and the supernatural, but aren't willing to/are unable to hunt Directly), and compassionate monsters (vamps that control themselves, werewolves that do the same, witches and psychics and others too. Some shapeshifters, not many but a few.)

-Gabriel is still alive. So is Adam. Gabe--idk how he comes back. Maybe he shunted himself in a tiny little micro-universe and has just stuck there. They save Adam tho, and he's a WILDLY different person with MANY issues to work out.

-Adam plotline! They have to help him cope with being in the cage for so long, and learn how to have a little brother. He hangs out with Garths family most of the time tho. He gets along okay with Jack, though at first becomes EASILY annoyed by him bc he's So Positive and Adam is....not.

-sam has to come to terms with being Out and trans femme and nb. And, more overtly, her own internalized Monsterousness. She starts to accept herself more, and through this finally, FINALLY comes to terms with her powers being an inherent part of her--that her powers aren't EVIL, not on their own. That it's what SHE decides to do with them that matters. (Good is not a thing you are. It's a thing you DO.)

-cas finally gets Ruby out. HOW??

-sam learns Gaelic to help with her spells. She's getting stronger by the day, and she has a garden for spellcraft at the bunker that cas helps tend to. Cas also has a garden at home full of herbs for dean's cooking. He also has his own beehive

-sam does every kind of spellcraft, and soon is making her own. Sigils and chants, intensive rituals, blood magic, hexes and curses, hex bags of her own, belladonna next to an ulna, sparrow bones next to myrrh

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I am. Thinking! Idk I'm blending a thousand good ideas together into a. Concoction. I might write snippets of this but who knows! I'm just gay and trans and want better for all of us

[borisbubbles]

17. CZECH REPUBLIC

Benny Christo - “Kemama”

So first off, thank you for the nice commens. 😇The past few months haven’t been the happiest time for me, so thank you for your patience as I scraped my bearings together for another post! 😁

So I will now extend that same sympathy to Benny Christo, whom I think I damn fucking underrated. Let’s jump in~

ENTRY ANALYSIS

As one may expect i INSTANTLY liked “Kemama” because you know, it’s a fun, laid-back, tropical afro-breeze, completely different from anything else we would see in NFs and the year. EXACTLY the type of song I was hoping the Czech NF would deliver (and deliver they did, see NF Corner). This level of mild like swung into strong unironic like upon realizing that the title is a contraction of “Okay Mother” 😍 and the song deals with the subject of overcoming racially-tinged discrimination and rising above the hate. That just feels very poetic and apt? “Kemama” felt like the entry that had to overcome the highest odds in order to earn the respect it so fully deserves, and still hasn’t fully reached it.

.In our Western European bubble, comprised mostly of gays and left-liberal straights, we have a very grateful and universal acceptance of many different kinds of [lizard] people that make up Eurovision casts. Yet with “Kemama” we may have reached  an unusually grimy undercurrent of coded racism. 

Of course nothing I read was outrageously rancid, than Cod for that. The worst statement I read was a double-whammy of “EWW THIS ISN’T CARIBBEANVISION” and “WHY WOULD SOMEONE FROM *KENYA* WANT TO REP CZECHIA IN EUROVISION?”, and yes they first got the continent wrong and then *also* got the country wrong in the follow-up post and then they were torn limb from limb by a pack of aformentioned left-liberals. I’m sorry but i can’t not have any other response than laughter in the face of yet another fucking MORON faceplanting themselves with words like a... racist JK Rowling if you will?

Still, while I never read something outright vile about Benny doesn’t mean I found his deniers really annoying and they were! Think “Ew Solovey is ‘Too Aggressive’ it will NEVER DO WELL IN ESC”, a statement that isn’t coded nor racist (and yet extremely false and misguided), functioned as a similar idea by the same minds. A statement borne from the same breed of narrow-minded stubbornness which has caused elitist morons to be all “there is **SOMETHING** about “Kemama” i do *NOT* like and I cannot lay my finger on it... but I **DO NOT** like it at ALL. It won’t ever qualify because everyone will think the same way I do” -- Eurovision snobs, tiptoeing around racial coda in January 2020.

 They would also insist that Benny was “arrogant” because he was seemingly impervious to their (de)constructive criticism. Like, if you were a biracial butterfly living in a slavic country who had to deal with statements such as the above on a regular basis, you WOULD block out the noise. And if you heard them often enough you will start to block them out pre-emptively. DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW COPING MECHANISMS WORK?? (oh wait you’re white-privileged. Nevermind 🙄)

 So naturally, when Benny decided that he would revamp “Okay Mother” by adding in MORE African elements it only made me love him even more lol. 😍 Was it a bull-headed, contrarian and possibly really stupid decision? Yes, yes and absolutely yes. Was it worth it? Well he managed to incite even more meltdowns in a group of people I feel nothing but contempt for, so hell yeah? Eurovision was cancelled anyway so who cares how much ‘worse’ “Kemama” actually got. 

Okay, so we’ve arrived at the revamp.

Granted, it wasn’t the best ‘vamp, I’d be a fool to deny it. The new elements threw a wrench in the melodic balance of the song. Out went tropical laid-back fun, IN went that fucking guitar oh my god this is some Hotel FM piano levels of overbearing I swear. (nb: this still didn’t stop me from ironically stanning Hotel FM’s lame asses anyway 😍). However, it made the personal backstory that I loved and savoured take a backseat to the now inferior composition. 😭

Regardless, New Kemama was fundamentally the same song, and I fundamentally liked Old Kemama, so whatevs, it made no different to me. In the eyes of many Eurovision diehards we were experiencing WORST PRESHOW SEASON EVER (after three songs... lol) and nothing clinches this brainworm more than a revamp announcement. “OH MY GOD HE WILL RUIN IT! I CAN GUARANTEE YOU I *WON’T* LIKE IT”. Self-fulfilling prophecies, ya know? It certainly didn’t help when the official channel accidentally uploaded a vid with broken soundmixing (‘OMG HORRIBLE LAST IN THE SEMI!!!!’ calm the ever-loving HELL down) and took another FULL WEEK to upload the correct vid. The damage had already been done. Typing "SEE I TOLD YOU THE REVAMP WOULD BE SHITE HA HA HA” in the Kemama comment box really just is the ESC equivalent of reponding with “Actually, *all* lives matter :smug:” to a BLM support pamphlet, isn’t it?

NF CORNER

While not my favourite NF of the bunch, I found the Czech NF to be lowkey epic. Not epic enough to remember its name but regardless Czechvision or whatever marked the end of an era because it was also the last selection spearheaded by Jan Bors :o

I think I’ve made it clear enough in the past that I’m somewhat mixed on Bors Era Czechia - Lake Malawi were a toetapping good, Ickolas was a pockmarked, skin-crawling evil and the other three inhibit a purgatory somewhere between “moderately nice” and “moderate timewaste.”

Still, I have great respect for the man who orchestrated Czech’s comeback after scoring NINE POINTS TOTAL across three years with the mindset of “So what? Why says we can’t win?” so ofc I was all into the idea of the “EIGHT INDIE ANGELS, HAND-PICKED BY BORS HIMSELF” NF that would serve as his swan song.

Naturally things went down the drain the second Bors left, with one of the eight peacing and his successor cancelling the live broadcast (does anyone remember what exactly happened? I vaguely recall one was the cause of the other but lol it’s July can’t be bothered to factscheck (Factsczeck?) anymore, bitches.

Anyway, ON TO THE GOOD STUFF, and yes, there was plenty.

We All Poop - “ All the Blood (Positive Song Actually)”

Yes, as you can imagine I ofc IMMEDIATELY fell into like when I saw that chyron and invisioned the inevitability of the Czech Rep’s Rep immediately alienating every parent just based on their name alone <3 😍 w/e WAP quickly became that “Good but not great” song you find in every NF that everyone gushes over because it’s the whitest option available. Like, yes, “All the blood” is good, but musically it’s identical to Green Day and Twenty-One Pilots and god name ANY 90s-early00′s American Punk Rock band. For me the enjoyment came from the fact that WAP were openly crazy vegan fundamentalists and the VC clip actively condemns the use ANY animal protein by replacing the cattle and game with LITERAL HUMAN BEINGS. 😍 :fusedmarcintensifies: :kasiamosage:

Pam Rabbit - “Get up”

Ohhhh YES a glorious experimental Synth-Trap song only I could love and ofc I did. God what is there even to say; the provocative darkness of the verses combined with the swirling amorphousness of the chorus gives me LIFE. LUFF THIS SHIT <3333 Ftr, this was also the fave of Slovene Juror duo / synth angels / Boris faves ZALAGASPER, further proving their pathetic naysayers that they own all things music and the haters can suck a series of-

Barbora Mochowa - “White and Black Holes“

Lol, yes even with a “Get up” existing, there was a song I liked even more. Barbora proved a very competent Lana del Gay last year, but I was a YUGE fan of this year’s... Kate Bush-Björk blend of ethereal awesome. It is so soothingly beautiful and the rare example of a song that I find completely free of flaws. Were the competition not such a hard place, I’d be pissed she didnt win (at least she won the jury vote MASSIVE KUDOS to every alum on that) but w/e this selection had opions and I’m rather robbed of a “Kemama” than I am of a BRILLIANT IRREPLICABLE AETHERBALLAD. ~Danse balance sûr les white and black holes~

Elis Mraz & Cis T - “Wanna be like”

I *VERY* strongly felt that if the Czech Republic wanted to win ESC, they should have picked Elis and even now I STILL believe she could have won. That isn’t to say I gushed over “Wanna be like” because I find it kind of annoying lol. Yes, I LOVE an annoying female voice (:Tones&Icackle:) but Elis’s reaches a Camilla Cabello sort of place for me (good lord get Senorita OFF the fucking radio) and the Scat + White Guy Rapping middle-eight. 😬. However, the second I opened up the video clip for this paragraph and was immediately BLASTED by Elis murdering a ukelele and wearing a  “schoolgirl” outfit straight from a Japanese tentacle porn movie and OH MY GOD THE AGGRESSIVE TWERKING made me reconsider that hey, this min-sized Meghan Traynor actually kinda highkey owns, yo!  Yet, I’m not at all bothered we lost her in the Czech NF because we got UNO DOS QUATRO CINCO SEIS :fatmansplit: fill up the megameme slot instead, so...

Eurovision 2020 vs Eurovision 2021

BENNY RUINED HIS SONG AND NEVER WOULD HAVE QUALIFIED. jk I’m not a moron. Sure, “Kemama” wasn’t an easy sell because you know AFROBEAT in a contest where half of the people watching are fash (ie: all of Eastern Europe, who watch out of ~Nationalistic Sentiment~ 😬), but there are Kemama live renditions out there and he owns them SO hard lol. A few soundmixing issues really would not have stopped Benny from qualifying in that RIDICULOUSLY WEAKSAUCE SEMIFINAL are you fucking kidding me. He probably would’ve bombed in the Grand Final, but I mean it’s Czech and it’s not Ickolas so ofc it would have.

And Czech renewed him for 2021 regardless of the sceptics, woohoo! I think part of it was due the Czech not wanting to re-organize an ENTIRE NF from scratch without Jan Bors, but probably also because Benny owns live when he isn’t engaged in psychological trench warfare with actual human detritus <3 and also because the Czech fucking CARE about their artists and don’t drop them like a sack of rotten potatoes wtfshitprus.

Can’t wait for the moment when he qualifies and Efendi does not, etc, etc. 

FREAKY! FRIDAY! FACTOR!

I’d say that the core around which the Ben Drama spun was pretty standard fare: niche fave beats out the concensus fave, meltdowns ensue, people convince themselves it was the WRONG decision because it wasn the result they wanted, try to disown the song and make a fool of themselves because the song slaps, sorry. Even the revamp drama felt more of less generic for me, because yawn fantards melting down over a revamp of a song they don’t even like what else is new.  

However, what I do take away that the revamp was ENTIRELY Benny’s idea which he told no one about (cue to JAN BORS having a social media meltdown like he’s Caesar at the Ides of March 💔) added MORE afrobeat just to troll his haters even more <3  God, I’d say it was bad from a musical perspective but this level of in-your-face defiance is fucking iconic and hilarious, sorry. This entire this year is so batshit bonkers that the concept of a someone potentially shooting themselves in the foot and “torpedo’ing” their qualification chances  (not rly, he would’ve Q’d anyway lol) JUST to take the moral high ground in a racially coded argument only HE took seriously may not even be the craziest concept in the year! (lol it definitely isn’t. Look at the pics I haven’t greyed out yet)

This and more yield Benny some well-earned Senheads! Yay!! 

Score: 3 Senhits out of 5.

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Omg I would love 2 hear about the vampire hc !!! Maybe make a post so I can see? :-) also he/him nb sparkling… Classy. Also it’s not dumb btw I have so many super small hcs about my favorite cookies too 😌 if not milk she can pour him a messy glass of whatever his favorite drink is <3                   

Well, if we’re not going by oven logic and Sparkling actually was born out of a mother and not actually escaped from the oven, a long time ago, when Sparkling was like 18 years old, he was walking in the streets of the City of Wizards. I haven’t really pinpointed what he would have been doing, strong consensus towards he had an argument w/ his fathers, but he was just there when SUDDENLY! HE’S ATTACKED! BY A VAMPIRE!!

He pretty much “kills” Sparkling until another vampire comes along and kills that vampire and injects the venom into Sparkling to turn him so he doesn’t “die”. The vampire then drops Sparkling off w/ Alchemist and Vampire to take care of, since they’re vampires as well and Alchemist helps Sparkling through his fledging, and Vampire helps him with moral support as well as his fathers, who are literally just... upset that Sparkling has done the equivalent of dying.

It was hard for him to adjust at first, but as soon as he started to get the beats of being a vamp, he ended up “trying” to enjoy it. Deep inside, he wishes he wasn’t a vampire and he wants to be back to normal so he can live a normal life.

He also hates it because he essentially screwed Apple (in this instance, she was born out of a mother who is now dead) out of having a normal life, because she’s gonna fledge at 18 and be a vampire too, which really sucks to be honest and he blames himself everyday of his life for that.

God, it’s a lot of information, but I put a lot of thought into it, all because I had a theory that Sparkling was already a vampire canonically to begin with but...

Also, Sparkling’s favorite non alcoholic drink is lemonade. Apple always makes it too sweet, but he likes it anyway. One day he’ll teach her how to make it right XD

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Hello! Hello! I’m Looking for some discord rp!

My Writing samples: (These are all females but I play males and NB characters too)

The lights flickered almost with intention as the sharp clicking of heels on linoleum floors approached the door slowly. Accompanied only by the hypnotic hum of the sputtering fluorescent lights and the sterile smell of alcohol. The sleek pounding of heels stopped right outside the metal door, the rustling of papers and the crinkle of a brown paper bag reached a peak as the door opened swiftly.

Walking through the door stood a woman of cold and commanding stature, her black eyes narrow like a predator; an arched eyebrow  practically leading her face towards the strapped up figure. The woman's black hair was tied back neatly and her glasses rested observantly on the bridge of her nose, as if already in position for her to look down on  someone. Her black nurses skirt and apron followed her every step inside the white room. She held a manila folder and a brown crinkled bag that smelled of raw meat and had little puddles of liquid  on the bottom, practically taunting a restrained girl in the far corner.

She laid the file and the bag down  on a small metal counter near the front of the room and swiftly grabbed a chair to sit behind the table. For a few moments she watched, like a snake stalking its prey. Her commanding presence and seemingly all seeing eyes stayed focused on Olivia, as she grabbed a pen and opened the Manila folder.

Another 2 minutes had gone by, yet she never spoke, only watched. After finishing up some carefully written observations she slid on a pair of Latex gloves, snapping them at her wrist, still eyeing the girl in the straps. She reached into the brown paper bag and squished a tender chicken breast in her hand,  the juice running down the glove and into the bag once more before pulling it out  and placing it on the end of a metal rod with a squish. She sighed and slowly hovered the meat towards Olivia's face.

"Go on, you must be starved..." *She said in a deep, whisper like voice, her stern attitude reflected in her commanding tone.*

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Zoe walked down the residents hall, some of the lights sputtering out as she stepped beneath them. Her cheap gas station headphones blared wild drum solos and guitar riffs, loud with electricity. Only looking at the floor or the doors as she walked down the chaotic hallway, she sent a strange chill down the spine of anyone unfortunate enough to graze her shoulder. Her ripped, drawn over jeans were covered in strange scribbles, a language almost, looking ancient and old. 

As her combat red combat boots pounded the floor, she paid no mind to the odd looks from happy families moving their children in. Her tattered T-shirt and worn down clothing screamed "out of place" as she finally reached her room and slipped in through the door, her small suitcase of belongings following her inside. Zoe flicked on the lights and looked at her odd reflection in the mirror, the girl staring back felt unfamiliar, forgien almost, the sharp black and purple bob cut, the strange birthmark, it all felt like a mask she wore poorly.  

Zoe was always one to seem odd to outsiders, a quiet tall girl whose clothes were tattered and torn. Her gymnast-like figure was hidden behind her baggy mom jeans and an army jacket with unusual patches poorly sewn into it. After taking a breath to re-center herself and shake off that imposter-like feeling, she began to finally unpack her small bags.

 She never expected to be in a place like this, or even on a planet like this one.. but behind the cynical, deadpan girl sat a secret. Behind her tired adolescence sat a warrior, someone tasked by her ancestors to save the planet, maybe even the entire realm. This was the other side of Zoe, this side was dubbed Omen by the public. 

They all thought Omen was some kind of enhanced human, not a hero, not a villain, just someone who was always there, always watching. But Omen stuck to the shadows of the streets and in similar way, so did Zoe.

With a flick of a hand her suitcase opened wide and her eyes turned entirely black as strange mist emanated from them. In a matter of moments her small bag of belongs unpacked and swirled around her room like a controlled storm, each item of clothing folding itself or setting itself down nicely in a cabinet or on a desk. It was a beautiful, swirl of shadows, like spilled ink in water, and like a master puppeteer Zoe manipulated each string.

 As it slowed, her eyes returned to normal and she took a deep breath in, the lights flooding the room taking away from the effect of her abilities. She flopped into her chair and pulled out her inhaler from her purse, taking a deep breath and then letting it out. Maybe this whole College and hero thing was harder then she thought.

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A beautifully sunny day soon turned sour, storm clouds gathered above the once clear skies of the field, rumbling with electricity. A bolt of lightening cracked through the clouds striking the open plains below, the impact warming the area with an array of heavenly light rather than a burning fire. From The sky above following the path of the bolt, fell a strange grey ball, tucked, spinning and falling fast. It hurled towards the ground, only picking up speed as it started to rush towards the treeline. Unknown to the unconscious Val, she was soon approaching the ground, her lifeless body hurling towards the earth.* 

“Wake UP!”

Shouted a booming voice in her head, causing the falling Valkyrie's eyes to shoot open accompanied by a startled yelp as she soon realized the predicament she was in. With the ground slowly approaching the young woman  unfolded her powerful wings and prayed to Odin that one strong flex would be enough to lessen the impact of her fall.  She flapped her wings, the dust of the ground rushing away from the might gust of wind, She frantically flapped and managed to slow to a hover mere inches above the ground. With a sigh of relief the Valkyrie  slowly lowered herself to the ground, her brow furrowing as she elegantly folded away her wings. After a few seconds of the original thrill passed the young woman burst out into a soft laughter, looking around the field for any recognizable landmarks.

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“I’m 40 percent sure this I’ll work.” The young engineer chirped from behind her desk, her goggles still pressed to her face as sparks flew from her tinkering. “Only 40?”  The Jedi behind her called, she could practically feel the raised eyebrow from across the room. 

“Okay, Um… 100 percent sure it’ll  help you out, but only 40 percent that it’ll do what it’s intended to. That any better?” She called back, grabbing the small device and tossing it towards the Jedi.

“That’s impossible, how could you’ve already fixe-” “I didn’t, I said-” She interrupted in a sing songy voice. “40 percent sure it’ll give your saber a little boost, but if, and only if, it fails, then there is a 100 percent chance it’ll explode.”

Her comment was met with the wide, slightly angry eyes of the Jedi staring her down like a hawk ready to pounce, his breathing quickening like a panic “Just chuck it and run Jedi.” She smirked turning back to her table and turning an unnecessary generator on to avoid the oncoming barrage from the vexed Jedi.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can write to match your length if needed but I never typically pass discords character limit unless I see it’s necessary. I also like to keep things moving and I will sacrifice length, but never quality, to keep us rolling along. Platform: Discord (I like setting up servers for the rp)

Preferred length and Style: Literate, Para/Multipara

Genres of interest: Slice of life with a genre twist is normally my fav but I’m really down for anything!

 Intro: Hi I'm Ai! I love rp and creating unique storylines and character dynamics! I am overly passionate about making ocs and I love bio crafting and making a well fleshed and rounded character! All of these prompts can be expanded into a small group DM of 2-4 people so don’t be afraid to bring that up to me in dms! ALSO! If you have any plots you’ve come up with that you’d think I’d like to join or any plots that require characters I play at the end of my sheet let me know!

What I'm looking for in (a) Partner(s)

- Responsible rpers (people who follow through with actions, plotlines, arcs etc, no god-moding or power playing)

-Players who are literate

-Creative rpers who are genuinely excited by the plot or even players who have their own ideas or spin on it -Distinct pairings, let me know if you have pairing preferences for romantic plots or even platonic pairings. I play all genders and most sexualities.

When dming me Let me know which prompt inspired you! Shoot me ideas and ask me about world lore, I love those kinds of intros! If you thought of a char automatically then send me that too! <3 Specificity is key, the more you write in your opening dm the better **TBH**.

EXTRAS

For now let's keep it pg-13 but if we both agree and grow comfortable with each other then we can move onto MILD R+ On the topic of FCs- I don’t mind if you use drawings or realistic FCs so go ahead and use whichever you prefer. On the topic of bios- I’m willing and open to use any detailed bio format you prefer, just send it to me once we settle the rp and I’ll happily fill out your preferred form (as long as its detailed)

NO SELF INSERTS PLEASE My personal don’ts (Meaning I won’t do’em)- Futa, or strange kinks (Like weirdly specific kinks talk to me before hand), Incest, beastiality NSFW with minors (Minor x Minor and Minor x adult both in character and out of character, I will not erp with minors!), Pure monester sex (Im talking like ogres n shit. Things that appear human such as werewolves in their human form, shapeshifters in human forms or vamps are fine) 

Pure Smut no plot RP with self inserters or their chars Anything that involves me tailoring my characters appearance to what you want, dick size, cup size etc, it’s just something I’m not comfy with.

Now on to the prompt gallery…

Prompt 1: “Two Halves Of The Apartment”  

A supervillain and a superhero are roommates, but they don't know each other's secrets.  They both live their little secret lives, but mostly I would want to focus on the out of costume dynamic. I tend to play villains but if needed I can flex to hero. OC X OC Genres: Comic Book/Slice of life (Sub cat- Young heroes)

Prompt 2: “A Whole New World?” Sirens, the  mythical half humans  from the sea and lakes were only supposed to be legend, but some legends ring true.. In this I'm looking for someone to play human, at least 18 or older. I'd rp as a merperson who saves your char from drowning after a night of partying at the beach. The plot I had in mind was rather Ariel-ish, but with a modern twist.  Like all other prompts if you have any ideas to bring to the table then dm me and we can chat! OC X OC Genre: Slice of life with a twist Extras: idk im just excited by this one and I have some cute/interesting Sirens planned

Prompt 3: “In Your Wild Mind.” 

Borderlands 2 Krieg X Maya, I'd be happy to play whoever. Based off the advertisement "A meat bicycle built for two," where we learn the inner workings of Krieg's mind. CANON X CANON Genre: Predetermined Universe (Borderlands, Borderlands 2 etc)

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Prompt 4: “Jump to lightspeed” I’ve had some hopes of playing a star wars oc either with another oc or canon character. I was hoping to find someone to help plot this as well so we both get what we want from it! I’m down for any time period but I’d prefer, but it’s not a deal breaker if we work out the time periods that we like the most. PRE EMPIRE ( if you want to play a Jedi) CANON X OC OR OC X OC Genre/fandom: Star Wars Extras: Any time period will work but I’m looking for a sort of straight character like a Jedi/Mandalorian to pair with an excitable little energy ball.

 My oc: She is a little mechanic/inventor girl who gets way too excited to watch things blow up or when her crazy plans always somehow work out. I was hoping to have a more relaxed or even serious character play against her so they’d balance each other out, maybe a Jedi or Mandalorian.

Prompt 5: “Bringing down a God.” Your father was the CEO of Athena, the company that single handedly monetized the internet, while Athena's methods were shady you never gave your families success second thought until your computer was hacked by the infamous hacker Ghost. No one knew who their real identity they only knew one thing, Ghost was good- very good at their work.. The next morning you bumped into a dusty pink- haired classmate, observantly quiet the girl moved on with her day, but something about that interaction sent shivers down your spine...

Currently looking for someone to Play the child of the Athena CEO as I have a neat hacker character planned out. We can talk lore and world set up once in dms but I'm super excited about this one! OC X OC (TDLR Master hacker X Biggest fraud company CEO’s Son.) Genre: Cyberpunk/ Dystopian Extras: Let's talk tech in dms, if you have any cool ideas LMK!

Prompt 6: “Hint of Magic.” https://open.spotify.com/track/18DaSMSqc40nV8cDhdLemj?si=5wUcyTvlR2Ctl9Mw3k3JrQ Slice of life, religious with a sprinkle of added fantasy (but its based on IRL witchcraft).  They were always a quiet person, blending into the background of your school, never going to parties, never going to football games, they were just one of those people. So when you ran into them in the forest meditating with a strange green-ish glow around her like a halo you stopped dead in your tracks.The glimmering green glow and ribbons of brown and red leaves swirled around their head. Their typical monotone voice came out as a mix somber and harmonic hums. Their chants soon turned into small grunts of effort, causing smaller twigs and branches to orbit around them at increasing speed. The objects blended with the green glimmers, spinning around them in different directions. The scene built to an eerie climax, the energy seemingly rushed in towards them, leaving all the items it had swept up to fall sharply back into place. Their eyes were forced open and they took a gasping breath, the shock causing them to fall to the  grass bed below. Green magic sizzled out of them like a fried, overused electronic as they struggled to sit up, still attempting to catch their breath. Backing up you heard a crack crack, looking down at your feet you saw a twig snapped in half thanks to your hiking shoes. With a sharp twist they turned around, looked at you with wide fearful eyes and passed out..  OC X OC (TDLR- Witch X Human high school/college age) 

Genre: Slice of life with a hint of a fantastical twist Extras: The non witch character can be anything really, Human, Lycan etc. But I’d rather play a human X a witch and I’d be happy to play either role. Prompt 7:”Steal your heart.” Locked in your tower you felt safe from the bandits, your father the king, made sure you and your siblings were well protected, educated and trained in magic. One night, it almost all fell, you saw a hooded figure down the hall after peaking out of curiosity ~~`even after your father told you to hide.~~ You saw that symbol, the bear under the golden star on the figured cloak, it was the thieves guild.. Footsteps approached your door before it swung open, a perfect copy of your father reaching his hand out finally saying it was okay to come out. He said you had go flee into the families safe, as it was the safest place in the castle. Something about him felt **off** and the figure looked at you, not with stern love in his eyes like your fathers but with a certain hunger reserved for thieves and stalkers of the night. The figure’s confidence started to shatter, slowly dropping the disguise, his clothing changing into the green and brown rouge suits of the thieves, a hood over their face. “Not so easily fooled, I like you (Prince/Princess/NB-Royal), maybe I’ll get you next time…” You could only see a cheshire like smirk before the figures form turned into a little black crow and flew out the window. OC X OC (TDLR- Shapeshifter leader of the kingdoms band of Thieves X Magical Royal/ next in line for the throne **OR** a castle guard. Genre: High Fantasy

Extras: Looking for a sort of cheeky vibe Like Aladin and the guards, something where both of out chras have a strange internal conflict about the situation after learning each other's secrets. I love my lil shapeshifter boi and I miss playing them. Prompt 8: “Ghost down the hall.”

The apartment next door had been empty of ages, that’s what the landlord said at least, but on some nights the door rattled and lights flashed into the hallway. One morning  someone walked straight through the door. (TD-LR) Ghost X Human who just learned they could see said ghost Genre: Slice of life/Fantasy/Platonic Extra- Im down to play whichever char and I would like to brainstorm with my partner on this one as it is a bit more personal. I can see this one turning into a small group dm of about 2-4 if my partner is open to that, if not then we can Multi-RP. OC X OC (X OC) Prompt 9: “In the arms of the ocean.” Much like prompt number 2 this prompt involves a  Human (Pirate of any gender) and a Siren (of any gender ) Who become friends/lovers/enemies (whatever we want. I would like to brainstorm with my partner on this one but I’m super excited about it. OC X OC Genre: Historical Fiction/Fantasy Extra: I would be down for playing either character so if you have a preference, just let me know when you dm me. Prompt 10: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” It was supposed to be easy for the angel, just go down, make sure hell hadn’t taken any extra souls. The angel carefully set themselves down at the entrance of the first circle of hell, then saw them, a demon.. (Basically Angel meets demon, one falls for the other) (please note this was a 3am idea but I just wanted to write it down and maybe expand upon it later) OC x OC Genre: Romantic/Fantasy/Modern- Bickering lovers, I can see this prompt going multiple ways so it’s something we should discuss in dms. Extra: Bonus points if in dms we can work out a way to get them to the human world and looking human. Again 3am thought, might come back and amend this portion.

Prompt 11: Beautiful creature

"They were brought here for a reason.... some of them didn't understand how to control their power, some of them were  skilled, but made frightening choices.... but all that mattered to Blake was that they were safe... or  the world is safe from them and It was her mission to figure out what made each and every one of them tick..."

The mansion was hidden deep within the Canadian woods, but on the inside it felt more like a prison. Madame Blake ran a tight lab. They were brought there because they possessed some ability, some power that frightened the normal world. So they were locked up, but the rusted metal bars on the room didn't feel like a cage, it felt like home. And no matter how many times Blake prodded and poked them , she was still their mother.... in a strange twisted sense..

From the moment they arrived they were being fashioned into something, something destructive... well they have always seen government officials around, maybe that was their  purpose. Blake was always pushing them  to their limits, breaking them from the inside and out, pitting them  up against each other in the basement, but still preaching that they were teammates, family. Some of them have gone on missions, against their will of course, not much to fight over when there is a bomb in their neck... but she still preached she loved them, that she understood them. Despite all the horrible things they've been put through some small part of them  still called it home...

Ever since the UN was disbanded a small secret faction of nations started to notice strange cases across the globe. They funneled their resources and created a top secret facility to study these enhanced humans.They called it Blakes orphanage.

After years of secrecy some of the children managed to escape and tell their stories, showing the world what they could really do. Some feared them, some hated them, some took pity, and you can choose how your char feels about these genetic anomalies but, one just saved your characters life and is now asking for help integrating into society....  OC X OC

Genre: Sci-Fi, Gritty psych, hint of platonic/romantic dynamics.

Extra: Im rather excited about this one and I’d be willing to play either character tbh, I just phrased it that way for ad purposes. I'd prefer playing the escapee but if you'd rather then we can talk about lore and stuff!

Prompt 12: Teenage Heroes Basic idea: Peter Parke/Other teen Cannon hero/ or teenage hero OC r x OC/ Raven, Zatana/ other teen hero  We should have a little convo in dms and plot together but I do have some ideas  OC X OC, CANON X CANON, OR CANON X OC Whatever you’d prefer Genre:Marvel/ Superhero/teen/possible romance Extra:Just super excited about this one!

Prompt 13: Tame the hive

Basic idea: Guy meets girl, guy falls in love, guy meet sanother guy and falls in love again, guy finds out he fell in love with a hive mind. OC X OC

Genre: Sci-fi/slice ofl ife

Extra: idk I really like this idea….

Prompt 14: The Speedster and the ____

Basic Idea: Just looking for some Flash (TV show) rp I don’t care if its cannon or OC as long as you don’t care either! OC X CANON, CANON X CANON Whatever you’d prefer Genre: Fandom (DCTV The Flash) Extra: Extra points if you play Barry or Cisco!

Prompt 15: The Rifts

Basic Idea:  The rifts and dimensional tears from Into The Spider-verse are bleeding through Manhattan, allowing character from any comic reality to join forces. If we do this plot we can adjust the main villain, who made the collider etc. I’m just hoping to try unique pairing of either, OCs and Canon Characters or Canon Characters from different universes.

Genre: Superhero (Marvel/DC

Extra: OC X CANON OR CANON X CANON **Groups** I also run a unique power rangers rp so if you’d like to join that please feel free to dm me!

 -Characters I can play

*OCs*

OC-  (Universe- Original) Pan- Escapee from a Human Experimentation Prison with the power to mimic others, but slowly forgets their true self

OC-(Universe DC/Marvel) Darwin Blake, Ballerina with a fuck you attitude (in her universe she can walk through walls and phase but I can play her Vanillia/no powers as well)

OC-(universe- BNHA/DC/Marvel) Ai Hikari, Hero in training with a troubled past.

OC-(Universe- DC/Marvel) Lucas Dobbs Artistic Boy with cataracts who has slight light manipulation abilities

OC-(BNHA/Cyberpunk) Tamashi Mortus-Yurei, a cold and distant tinkerer with a knack for computers.

OC-(Universe DC/Marvel) Omen- Dark anti/hero with a strange set of powers tryna live her life and maybe, maybe do some good.

OC-Starwars/Scifi/Space Adventure-  Pele Elidi (goes by P or phoenix), Engineer/Pilot with a knack for blowing things up. She’s not the best “people person”  but she’s much smarter than she lets on.

OC-Harry potter/Fantasy- A Metamorphmagus/Shapechanger, who is adept at flying. OC-Lyria-Fantasy/Pirate/Historical Fantasy- A siren with a vengeance for pirates. OC-Fantasy/Harry Potter-Cassandra Dellisopolous,a  Bard with prophetic poetry. Clumsy, shy but rather smart. OC- Fantasy- Valencia Eros- A fallen Valkyrie on a mysterious quest. OC- Fantasy- Nieve Iglas- A disgraced/ runaway princess OC- Dystopia- Mars Erivas-  A non binary human, snake hybrid, who fights for equality, by playing both sides. OC-Historical/Pirate- Kieras Nighte Actually a rather smart one, well, if he was sober enough to think, like, ever. OC- Justin Fletcher- A ghost who is stuck living in his old apartment as he tries to solver his murder from the other side.

OC- Dystopia- Devon Aeroni- A black panther/Human hyrbrid and domestic terrorist, who thinks the only way to equality is through the destruction of pure blooded humans.

OC-Percy Jackson or historical- Kassandra Pythia- a clumsy daughter of Apollo, who eventually learns that she can be strong and kind at the same time. OC-Percy jackson- Espina Tierra- Daughter of Gaia

OC- Superhero/BNHA- Neb Evanescet- A cloudy boy OC-Dnd/High Fantasy- Warforged Cleric who is Oblivious baby

Oc-Dnd/high Fantasy-Pixie rouge

OC-DND/high fantasy- Clumsy Artificer who is also baby

OC-DND/high fantasy- Tiefling Aerialist of Rakdos.

OC-DND/High Fantasy Faelyn ranger (Rabbit)

OCs- Power rangers-

*Canon Chars*

(if I missed some chars or there are any you are wondering about please ask!! <3)

Katara-ATLA

Sokka-ATLA

Toph-ATLA

Zuko-ATLA

Lena Duchannes- Beautiful Creatures

Marceline-Adventure Time

PB-Adventure time

Sirens-Pirates of the Carribbean 

Tracer-OW

Widowmaker-OW

Hermione Granger-HP

Ron Weasley-HP

Weasley Twins-HP

Harry-HP

Steven- SU

Pearl-SU Garnet-SU

Connie-SU

Amethyst-SU

Literally any umbrella academy character

Percy- Percy Jackson

Grover-Percy Jackson Annabeth-Percy Jackson

Violet- AHS Murder House

Black Cat-Marvel

Poison Ivy-DC

Harley Quinn-DC

Supergirl-DC

Starfire-DC

Terra- DC Caitlin Snow- DC

Blake Belladonna- RWBY Yang Xiao Long-Rwby

Nora-Rwby

Ruby Rose-RWBY

Ramona Flowers- Scott Pilgrim

Kim Pine-Scott Pilgrim

Wallace Wells-Scott Pilgrim

Literally any character from The Magicians

Lightning round- sentence starters “Don’t give it all up for me.” “Before you read this there are things you should know about me.” “Where you go now, I can’t follow.” “For the love of god will you stop shutting me out!” “Why should I ever listen to you again?” “I gave you my infinite trust, you give me this?”

A: “Why didn’t you tell me?!”  B: “I wanted to avoid this!”

“You figured it out didn’t you?” “You know sometimes I want to stab you, like really stab you” “Yea but we both know that wouldn’t do much.”

[weirdnovelties]

open to f/nb :: inspired by True Blood where people know vampires exist and most vampires are trying to become regular citizens by drinking synthetic blood instead of feeding on humans, but not all of them care very much about towing the party line; Ambrose is one of those vampires and he’s recently met a human who is equal parts fascinated and terrified of him

“Oh, right,” Ambrose deadpanned, casually wiping the blood from his lips and jaw. He’d just fed on a drunk woman who had stumbled into the alleyway, compelled her to forget the entire thing, and sent her on her way without a care. His new little friend looked horrified. “This is the part where I’m supposed to be filled with self-loathing and regret? Go on and on about how I’m a monster, I’m dangerous, you should run as fast as you can, et cetera?” he drawled carelessly while he searched his jacket pockets for his cigarettes. “Sorry, love, but I suppose I missed the ‘how to be Edward Cullen’ class at vampire school.” he chuckled at his own joke before lighting up. Stepping towards the woman, he took a long drag before offering her a shrug that was anything but apologetic. “If you want to run, I won’t stop you. But I’ve already told you, I’m not one of the vamps that’s interested in rolling over and begging for the human race’s approval. Feel free to make your exit now if seeing that is a little too much for you.”

[unsctisfied]

open to f/m/nb: fwb? exes could work even? if someone wanted to give me supernatural shit... maybe it’s a vamp or witch? or some other type of shapeshifter. another shawn mendes inspired starter: why

Phoenix kept her eyes perfectly fixed on the ceiling above them. It took a moment for her to catch her breath. Not too shocking. Every time they did this-- it was always something. Anyone else that followed never quite had her body going the way the other. Now would be the time they'd go their separate ways until the next time they slipped up. History seemed to always repeat itself, but then they'd go days and sometimes weeks without so much as a word. For once, she was in no hurry to kick them out of her bed. Each and every time it became increasingly difficult. They'd had this discussion before. Months ago. Neither of them was ready for anything more; and yet, they couldn't stay away from each other. Every time their friends got together-- this happened. Phoenix fucking hated everything about it but there was no way in hell she'd be the first to crack. “So, I guess this is the last time,” she finally said, not having it in her to look at them. They always said it was the last time, except it never actually was. “I’ll see you around?”

[buginabog]

We're All Monsters Here

Summary: Thomas goes into the forest on a dare, he doesn't exactly mind.

Pairing: royality, analogical, remas

Trigger Warning: implied suicidal intentions

Note: Remy is nb, because I can.

"Ok, truth or dare?" Thomas thought, "dare." Remy smiled deviously, "go into the forest." "What forest?" Remy giggled, "THE forest." Thomas shook his head, "no, nonononono. Absolutely not, do I LOOK like I want to die?" Remy smiled, "oh come on, what's the worst that could happen?" "The legends could be real." Remy rolled their eyes, "gurl, that's about as likely as me going a day without coffee." Thomas grimaced, "fine! Get in the car." Remy smiled as they jumped up, "dont mind if I do."

The car stopped, "alright, are you going with me?" They laughed, "sorry hun, but it's your dare." "Admit it, you're scared." "No, I just dont wanna go in!" "Suuuuuure"

Thomas walked in, "this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid" he shone the flashlight back and forth, "nothing so far." He walked further, and all.of a sudden, his cars headlights went off. "Remy! Did you cut the lights!" He walked back in the direction of the car, and he walked, and walked, and walked. "No way I walked THAT far from the car." "No, you're just another one of the Unlucky." Thomas jumped around to see, nothing? "Up here genius." Thomas looked up to see a winged human figure, "hey, I'm Anx." "That's an odd name." Anx landed on the ground in front of him, "I'm an odd person." "What do you mean I'm one of the Unlucky?" "You walked into the Night Forest, terrible place, I'd tell you to leave if you could." "If I could?" Anx looked at him funny, "didnt you know? You're here for a reason, you cant leave until you figure out what it was." He looked at the sky, "we better go, Morning Light will be soon, no monster can be out during that time." Thomas nodded.

They walked in silence for a few minutes, before Thomas asked a, probably rude, question, "what...are you?" "Dragon." "A..dragon? Then why aren't you-" "a hideous beast covered in scales and breathing fire? Those aren't dragons. They're something worse." Thomas nodded, "good to know."

"We have to help him, he might be in danger!" "I dunno kiddo, he looks harmless." "All dragons look harmless, doesn't mean they are!" "I agree with Patton on this one, Roman, he poses no danger to that human," "but we have to help him before he-" "changes?" "Yes."

Anx stopped, and held out an arm in front of Thomas, "I hear something." He jumped into the bushes, "ow!" Anx walked out, growling, holding a pouting person by the collar of his cape. "What the hell vamp?" The vampire growled, "I only wished to protect the human!" "Ok princey, and that's different than what I'm doing because....?" The vampire pouted, ".... its not." A transparent human, a ghost? Walked out of the bushes, "you dramatic imbicile! Leave the dragon alone!" Vampire growled, "but-" he was interrupted by a fatherly voice, "now kiddo, hes not evil, those are dragon WITCHES, not dragons." "Ok pat." Pat smiled, "I'm Patton, the ghost is Logan, and the vampire is roman!" Thomas nodded, "ok. Well, I'm gonna go process all of this, I'll be back in an hour." Anx grabbed him, "no time, it's almost Morning Light." Roman looked at the sky, shocked, "shit! We're too far from our house to get back there, can we stay at yours, please?" Anx growled, "if your highness has no issue with staying in a cave." Roman grimaced, "fine."

The silent group trekked through the forest, Patton riding on Roman's back. "Moon sickness," he explained, "the full moons in two nights, so I'm feeling ill." Roman kissed him, "but I will carry you until you once again feel vigilant my prince!" Anx rolled his eyes and made a gagging sound. They made it to Anx's cave, "THIS is what you call a cave! Do you think of a castle as a hovel then!" "No, but it is built out of a cave after years of collecting and building." Roman blushed white, "sorry." They entered, "alright, before I send all of you off to separate obscure corners of my house, do any of you need anything?" "Food." "Blood" "wolvesbane." "Isnt that-" "poisonous to werewolves? Only in wolf form. In human form it can help with moon sickness symptoms." "Oh, that makes sense."

After Thomas had his food and water, roman had his blood, and Patton had his wolvesbane and had been carried off to bed by Roman. Anx and Logan sat quietly in the living room, "so, what are you going to do?" Anx spread his wings around the chair and leaned back, "I'm taking him to Emile." Logan nodded, "that might be satisfactory." They sat in silence. "Are you cold?" Logan smiled and shook his head, "Virgil, I've forgotten what cold feels like." Virgil blushed purple, "right, sorry. I am though, cold." He breathed a small flame into the fireplace, "lo," "yes?" "Why is Roman adamant on the idea that I'm....evil?" Logan thought, "it may be because you were with deceit back then, and he no longer trusts you." "But I've put deceit behind me! Why can't he realize that!" Logan rested his cold, cold hand atop of virgil's, "he will, with time." Virgil rested his head in his clawed hands, "virgil, your claws are out, why?" "I couldn't...help you. Get you out of the forest in time. And I'm sorry" "virgil, I told you, I wasn't leaving this nightmare unless you could too." Virgils claws retracted, and he smiled up at Logan, "thanks Logan." Logan rose from his chair and started off, "I will see you in the morning." Virgil smiled, "yeah, ok."

Thomas yawned and walked into the bathroom, he brushed his teeth and spat out into the sink, he looked at his reflection to see his ears pointed. He ran out of his room and to the dining room, "My ears, they're, they're..." Logan examined them, "pointed, that gives us three options, fairie, elf, or nymph." Thomas looked around, "wait, what do you mean?" Patton and Roman looked anxiously at each other, "if you stay in the forest long enough, you change. Become a creature like the rest of us." Thomas laughed, "but I become human again when I leave, right?" "We dont...know."

Anx shook his head, "I know, I left to see what had become of me, if anyone had cared, but I never made it to the town. There was a barrier at the edge of the woods. It might be different if you find out why you're here." Logan walked toward Anx, arms slightly outstretched as if to give him a hug, but backed off after he looked around. "Well, what's the plan, I have to get back, I cant just stay here the rest of my life, Remy would be devastated, so would my parents, and my friends and and and," he stopped at the cold feeling on his shoulder, "it's alright, Anx will know what to do." Logan nodded at Anx, and Anx smiled back, "alright, the plan is we go to Emile's mountain." "And what's emile?" "A mountain troll, but he's wise, and has managed to stay for centuries without forgetting what being human is like, if anyone can find you're purpose, he can." Roman laughed, "and you expect us to get to his mountain before we each disintegrate! It takes days to get to Emiles mountain," "I have tents genius, we can stay there during Morning Light." "Not to mention the full moon! We'll have to have a day off for Patton to recover." Anx waved a hand, "I have something we can pull Patton in as he recovers." Anx stalked off to gather supplies. "Nice going roman, you annoyed him more than usual this time." Roman scoffed, "no, I was only mentioning worthy worries!" Logan rolled his eyes and floated in Anx's direction.

"Hey." "Not now," "calm down virgil, I'm only here to help." Virgil turned around, "sorry, I'm just... tense." "I understand, Thomas has started to change, the full moons soon, and Roman is antagonizing you. No wonder you're tense." Logan stood in silence for a while, watching Virgil gather supplies, "why didnt you ever tell me?" "Tell you what?" "About your trip out of the Forest?" Virgil shook his head, "it..hurts." he sighed and ran a hand through his hair, "when I went, I saw two of my friends, the only people that I thought cared about me. I hid behind a tree, I was still a dragon, and I wouldn't let them see me like that. And they said, 'poor Virgil, it was only a matter of time'" he stopped to wipe a tear, "they thought I had either killed myself or ran away, and I vowed to myself I would help every Unlucky I could find, because no one deserves to have people in pain because they're stuck in this fucking forest!" He punched the wall, "I just want to help, but that idiot roman thinks I'm a villan." Logan walked towards virgil and hugged him, "so that's it, Virgil, I'm sorry you have to deal with this, but nothing was your fault, Roman stayed because deceit was sabotaging you, Patton because he loved Roman too much to leave him, and I, because I loved you too much to leave you." Virgil hugged Logan back, "but there must have been something I didnt do," "no, you did everything you could, remember that." Virgil wiped at his face, "I'm a monster." Logan smiled, "we're all monsters here."

Logan walked down, and Patton grabbed his arm, "is he ok?" Logan smiled, "hes fine patton, now get some rest, we have a long journey and you're still suffering from moon sickness." Patton grimaced, "about that, can I have some wolvesbane?" Logan smiled, "of course, let me grab some." He came back with a bundle of the flower, "now go sleep."

Patton walked into his and Roman's room, "hey roro?" Roman sat up, "yeah patton?" "Do you think you may have taken it a little to far with Anx?" "No." Patton sat on the bed, "why dont you like him?" "You know deceit?" "The naga that disappeared a few years ago? Yeah, why?" "He was working with him, and they kept me here long enough that I changed. I never forgave them for that." Patton snuggled up to Roman, "you cant hold a grudge against him forever, its not healthy." Roman pouted, "I'm aware, but deceits gone, and I cant blame him now, and it's either blame anx or myself, and I really dont want to hate myself." Patton smiled and kissed romans forehead, "I dont want you to hate yourself either, but I also dont want you hating anx." Roman smiled a little, "I'll try, my heart, now sleep, moon sickness always takes a lot out of you, and we're going on a quest tomorrow." Patton smiled, "ok my prince." Patton was out almost immediately, but Roman stayed awake into the late day.

"OFF TO OUR GREAT QUEST MY FELLOW MONSTERS AND HUMAN!!!!!" Patton sipped from his coffee, "roman, dear, I love you to death, but please be just a little bit quieter?" Roman immediately calmed down, "of course Patton, I'm sorry." There was a flap of wings and Anx landed in the dining room, "hey guys, hurry up, we've got to leave soon if we want to travel a decent distance before Morning Light." Logan nodded, "I'll go get Thomas." He floated up and to Thomas's room.

"Thomas?" Logan called out, "go away!" "Thomas we must leave." "....fine." Thomas exited the bathroom, "let's go."

The group walked, first exchanging jokes and conversation, but soon becoming too tired to do more than trudge through the forest. Finally, Morning Light came, and the exhausted group set down four tents, a purple one for Anx, a dark blue one for Logan, a red and gold one for Roman and Patton, and a green one for Thomas. Thomas, roman, and Patton quickly retired for bed, but Logan and anx sat next to the fire for a while, exchanging quiet chatter, which eventually evolved into a comfortable silence.

The first day was certainly the hardest, Pattons moon sickness slowing them down so much that they had to stop midway through the day, Patton immediately fell asleep and could not be awakened, The group set up camp once again, and awaited the transformation.

That night, all four of them sat anxiously in their tents as Patton howled and screamed, the pain of his change causing him to loose all human reason and morality. As soon as Patton, bloodstained and tired, stumbled back into the clearing, roman rushed out and dragged him back into the tent before Morning Light.

But Thomas's skin had become like wood overnight, and the trees seemed to beckon him, and he spent the day resisting the alluring call of the trees. By this point Logan knew he would become a Dryad if they didn't make it.

On the third day, they had been confronted by several creatures, the worst of which was a dragon witch, Anx had protected them, spreading his fireproof wings as protection. Roman admitted, after this incident, that Anx was not the villain he had previously thought he was.

They finally reached the foot of Emiles mountain. The mountain rumbled, and split, and a smiling personage with rock skin walked out, "Do you how do? I am Emile Picani, and I think all of you have the same question for me." The other four looked Anx, who had become the leader of their medley band of creatures, "we want to know how to go home." He said, looking the troll in the eye.

Emile smiled, "that's easy, each of you has to want to go home." Anx snarled, "I've wanted to go home for years you rocky-" he was interrupted by Emiles peaceful voice, "no, you didnt." He laughed, "you've all forgotten, I'm a wise man, and wise men know everything," he pointed at Virgil, "I know you didnt want to go home because no one missed you," at Logan, "and you thought no one respected you," roman, "and you were lonely and broken," Patton, "and you," he smiled sadly, "went into the forest looking to leave for good." Roman hugged his boyfriend, and wiped the tears threatening to spill. Then Emile pointed at Thomas, "and you wanted to leave, but you had to help them all first." The troll gathered them all in an embrace and then-

Thomas groaned, he was laying on the ground, "was it all a dream?" He whispered, looking around, but he saw four other figures on the ground. A short man wearing a cat hoodie, a coil of rope and a note resting next to him, and a tall, latino man, with a backpack next to him. On his other side was a man in a polo shirt and tie who was clutching the hand of a short man wearing a purple and black hoodie. The four of them woke up, the one in the cat hoodie waking up first and throwing the things next to him in the bushes. The one on the purple and black spoke up first, "are you guys who I think you are?" "I'm thomas." "Roman." "Logan." "Patton." Thomas interrupted the person he was pretty sure was Anx, "so it wasn't a dream, you're all real! And you must be anx" he said, turning to the man in purple and black, the man blushed, "actually, my names virgil." Logan smiled, the he and virgil realized they were still holding hands, Logan began to let go, but Virgil just held on tighter. Patton squealed, "I knew it! Roro, didnt I tell you!" Roman smiled, "yeah, you did." They were all interrupted by a voice yelling, "Thomas! Thomas! THOMAS!" Thomas jumped up, "Remy!" He ran through the bushes, the other four following, until he ran right into his enbyfriend, "remy!" "Thomas! You're alright!" They hugged him, then let go and frowned at him, "dont you EVER do that again, or I will kill you. You were gone for six days! Everyone else had given up! Hell, I was about to give up!" Thomas smiled sheepishly, "sorry, I wont do it again, also, I made some friends." Remy took a step back, "hang on a minute, they aren't serial killers right?" Thomas laughed, "of course not! Guys, come out!" The four walked out, and Remy's jaw dropped in disbelief, "Anx?" Virgil stopped dead, "Remy?"

[okayyeahsurewhynotcool]

Mother Effing Plot Call!

So... Here is literally what I’m looking for with all of my muses that I currently have up. 

Any links you might need will be provided right here on this page!

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask. Shoot me a message. 

If the muse seems interesting, but you have a different idea for them, shoot me me a message. I love plotting and sharing ideas. 

If you find this post and you end up following me, cool! Shoot me a message and say hi! I’m friendly! 

Remember, most of my muses can be altered and doubled. Open to’s and plot wants are all based in the main verse.  Verses are explained briefly here. 

Full bios may not be 100% completed and quick bios are still being adjusted. 

Oh, and please be a doll and read my rules. <-- IMPORTANT Warning: the font is small, so zoom in! 

Memes are here if you see a muse and just wanna try it out on them. 

Muses with stars (*) mean these are the ones I really want plots for. Muses with exclamations (!) mean they are new. 

Just as a heads up, my “wanted plots” for each muse are pretty vanilla, as in there’s not really taboo or rough with them. Plots of this sort can be discussed, but I’d really just love to get some simple plots going for them first before things get intense. 

Willa Brooks*

FC: Erika Linder

Quick Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: f/nb

wanted plots: potential love interest, friends turned lovers, straight/curious friend who is curious about Willa, muse playing hard to get, muse who first mistakes Willa for a boy/muse who continues to think Willa is a guy, got into some type of trouble and owes powerful muse money/work, muse wants Willa to be first kiss to impress boy, fwb, muse needs a date to something, literally anything.

notes: Willa is open for male opposites, but as friends only. 

Leighton Jones*

FC: Broderick Hunter 

Quick Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: m/f/nb/trans

wanted plots: friend from high school he runs into and is shocked by his new lifestyle, person he sees around school/hospital, sees this person around gym,  person who is playing hard to get, person who has a crush on him, fellow student, best friend, ex who wants another chance, friend, roommate ...literally anything! 

Hawthorne Winfield

FC: Sean O’Pry

Bio--Face--Headcanon--Vamp Lore

open to: m/f/nb/trans

wanted plots: male lovers, human who finds out he’s not human, a vampire from his vampire family trying to get him to come back, love interests in general, someone who lets him drink from them, unexpected connections, fwb, other supernaturals 

notes: Thorne is a vampire. 

Teal Sinclair

FC: Lana Del Rey

Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: m/f/nb

wanted plots:  rich repeat clients for sex and dates, possible bad-boy interest, someone from her past, fwb, muse with significant other and she is the other person, surprising crush she won’t let herself like because it doesn’t fit her new lifestyle, literally anything

Penelope Pritchet*

FC: Valerie van der Graaf

Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: m/f/nb

wanted plots: classmate, shy person Penny brings out of their shell, party friends, bandmate who might have a crush on her, ex from the past who wants a second chance, fwb, love interest, fan of her band

Monty Yont

FC: Bobby Campo

Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: f

wanted plots: person is widow/widower support group, person who sees him at his favorite places, teacher from school with a crush, someone from his past, a friend of his late wife, an ex from before his wife/an old playdate of his daughter’s, former college student, neighbor

notes: Monty is open to males, but probably just as friends. I don’t plan on making him gay in the main verse. Could be a doubled/altered verse though. 

Genesis Ludman*!

FC: Jenny Slate

Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: m

wanted plots: online date, blind date, person she meets at the park with kids, fellow parent at her children’s school, some sort of maintenance man, friend with a crush, friendzoned friend that makes a move, literally anything

notes: for females, plots can be further discussed. 

Grayson Mitchell*!

FC: Justin Hartley

Quick Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: f

wanted plots:  person in his counseling group, parent of teen in his counseling group, gym acquaintance, coworker, fwb, wife from military days (probably didn’t last long), friend with crush, fellow solider from military days, fling from military days, literally anything 

Tanis Weber*

FC: Dichen Lachman 

Bio--Face--Headcanon

open to: m/f/nb/trans

wanted plots: fellow spy/hired hand/person part of the weird crime organization she’s part of, person she accidentally had feelings for during a job, former crime buddy, accidental crush, literally anything

note: Tanis is essentially ethnic Black Widow in main verse. Would love to keep her in the crime world! 

[drsilverfish]

Mr. Ketch’s seduction of Dean in 12x14...

As I wrote much earlier in the season, Mr. Ketch has been set up from the S12 get go, as both as a dark mirror for Dean and as an object of dark desire for Dean - ever since Dean checked out Ketch’s Harley (the machine between Ketch’s legs) in The Foundry (12x03) - nice bike.

http://drsilverfish.tumblr.com/post/152776532214/mr-ketch-whos-the-daddy 

Now we see that come fully into play in Beren’s episode The Raid....

Dean (to Sam) 

“This whole peace-maker schtick that you’ve been running, first with Cas, now with Mom... It’s getting old, man... You always play in the middle... pick a side!”

From this we can deduce that Dean and Cas have had a fight (soon after Cas nearly dying and his “I love you”).

We can fill in the negative space left for us. Dean wanted Cas to stay (of course) rest up, be home. Cas, perhaps terrified after uttering “I love you” (Heaven’s greatest sin, remember) and no doubt also still blaming himself for Lucifer’s baby - has decided to resume the hunt for Kelly Kline, alone.

So - context - Dean has been jilted by Cas, straight after an “I love you” too (from his perspective). Sam tried to mediate (bless him) and got his head bitten off for his pains. 

We all know about Dean and projection -  his, “You always play in the middle - pick a side” can, of course, also be read as an angry sub-textual note to his frustrated (bisexual) self. 

Dean storms out to get drunk, gets home and Sam’s gone, hunts for more liquor and is pissed that they’re out...

Alcohol becomes a metaphor for what Dean is missing (Cas, love, desire)...

Bang, bang, bang on the door of the bunker and look who shows up...

Ketch in his black leathers (NOT his posh suit). We already know Dean admires Ketch’s bike and we also already know Dean likes leathers. 

Here he is in Rock Never Dies (12x07) (also a Beren’s episode) right after Cas calls him a “lumberjack” remember - and suddenly Dean feels the need to impress...

So Dean and Ketch are both in leather this season (”leathermen” being a gay BDSM sub-culture of long-standing).

Ketch offers the phallic red whiskey of seduction...

Dean takes the bait...

They sit and drink at the war room table, phallic bottle between them, and you could cut the air with a knife. 

We see Ketch drinking and he lets out a literal moan of enjoyment at the fine whiskey and raises his glass to Dean...

Dean is wary as all hell, but he’s drinking the kool-aid (dude in leathers + the whiskey of seduction is working its sneaky magic)...

Dean knows what’s happening. sure he knows - “You’re here to recruit us. You’ve already got Mary playing your game. You want me..... and Sam.”

OH REALLY JENSEN - DID THE DIRECTION CALL  FOR THAT LOOONG PAUSE BETWEEN “You want me....” and “.....and Sam.” ??? (NB - Jensen knows what’s up with the subtext). 

Now Ketch makes some more play. “Well I don’t...” he says (playing hard to get) “but the old lads have taken quite a shine to you.”

Dean - “Mmn - well maybe they shouldn’t have sent some chick to try and kill us.”

Ketch - “Yes, Toni, no-one predicted she would go rogue - no one but me...”

Now Ketch is (apparently) revealing something personal, intimate (another play) and Dean looks interested...

 “I had a sneak peek at what a neurotic over-reaching time-bomb she was... we used to date...”

Ketch implies the relationship break-up was painful for him (Toni went off like a “neurotic time-bomb”). Of course, Dean is feeling the pangs of relationship heartache himself right now (his off-screen fight with Cas) and so, he is reeled in a little further, although all he says is “Huh, I can see that.”

Now, don’t forget we are being seduced by Ketch here too. 

But remember, we have information Dean doesn’t. Toni (a torturer) was terrified of Mr. Ketch. And Ketch straight up executed Magda in American Nightmare (12x04) after Sam and Dean had made the decision to let her and her psychic abilities go, to make a new life for herself free from the family abuse she had endured. 

Meanwhile, Dean is definitely a little bit seduced.. WHAT IS THAT LOOK DEAN?

And here is Ketch’s return look...

Uh huh...

Ketch: “The Men of Letters is an excellent fit for someone with our.... inclinations”

Dean: “You and me....”

(I don’t really have to spell out the subtext of “inclinations” and “you and me”).

Now Ketch makes an explicit parallel between them: “You’re a killer, Dean Winchester, and so am I...”

Death (and hate banging) hangs in the bunker air between them...

After making his play, Ketch stands up and lets out yet another “Mmmmmn” sex-noise about the whisky...

He announces he has vamps to kill and... hook line and sinker..

Dean: “You got a line on vamps?” Ketch: “I do..... interested?”

And boom - yep - Dean is interested - and looking pretty conflicted and vulnerable about his “interest” too..

.And just like that, a thirsty Dean follows Ketch out the door.

Dean and his shiny machine (Baby) cruise after Ketch and his shiny machine (the bike we know Dean has already salivated over)...

Oh look, the graffiti on the wall between them spells “A..... CDC” (”You always play in the middle” AKA swings both ways)...

Meanwhile Ketch ignores a call from Mick... 

They had a bit of spat at the start of the episode. This provides a parallel with whatever off-screen fight went down between Dean and Cas. 

Ketch and Dean are essentially cheating here...

Dean eyes up Ketch’s massive weapon (because of course he does)...

Ketch opts to join Dean with a machete instead (more seduction technique).

We get a close-up shot inside Baby’s weapons trunk as Dean reaches for the penis symbols machetes. Are those... little speckled feathers in the front????? Anyone else remember that Dean keeps angel feathers in the trunk for spell work (cuz he misses Cas, constantly)????

Second shot inside the trunk and there is a big white feather hanging up!!!!

Dean cheating on Cas with Ketch 100% emphasised in the subtext.

Dean... “You ready?

Ketch... “Always...”

That blatant flirtation gets an eye-roll from Dean (he knows a line when he hears one)...

They go in together - huh - right next to a “pool and spa” sign (gay bathhouse anyone?)

Ketch catches the vamp and is ready to play (he’s a sadist, that one)...

Ketch goes for some unpleasant face-punching and thankfully, Dean ain’t into that. He gets his hands on Ketch to restrain him...

Listen to the audio - there’s a lot of panting and breathing in this scene. Ketch looks all hot and bothered (violence is clearly a turn on for him)...

Dean is oddly gentle with him (perhaps empathising with the blood-lust from his Mark of Cain days).

“She’s a monster!” Ketch wails.

“I know... “ Dean says, “...just... let me...” before he crouches down to talk to the girl.

Is he thinking of Benny here? I like to think the’s thinking of Benny here...

Once the vamp reveals that her buddies are out “hunting the hunters”, Ketch and Dean’s murder-date is over and they are back on the road - heading full speed for the BMOL temporary headquarters.

Notice that once again, Mr. Ketch, leads on the bike and Dean follows in Baby - Ketch leads, Dean follows (those are Baby’s headlights on the road behind) - Ketch’s seduction of Dean, his reeling in of Dean, has not stopped...

Back at the BMOL lair, Mick and Ketch have a bit of a lovers reunion/ confrontation.

Mick: “Where were you?”

Ketch “I made a play for Dean, and it was working...” (just to spell it out for us)..

Dean reunites with his family, but we see the pull between Ketch and Dean continue at the end.

Ketch, in his tight leathers, arrives with the traitor-hunter in chains...

And we get a shot of Dean’s eyes, specifically, tracking him.. 

The saga of Dean Winchester’s seduction by British ACDC sadist Mr. Ketch and his Harley Davidson ain’t over yet....