#i was LAWAYS the one at fault

[im-a-lil-bitch-boi]

i find it ironic that my mom will get mad when my siblings and i flinch at her sudden movements like she didnt cause them. shes less violent now but the affects r still there n shit. its like hittin ur dog and gettin confused and upset that ur dog is scared of u. like wow who wouldve guessed that hittin, chokin, and throwin ur kids around whodve made them scared enough to want to avoid u?

warnin for the tags for Child Abuse uwu

[benefits1986]

unbalanced equation

Chemistry is one subject that I love and hate.

Powering through an incoming bad case of flu since the start of this week has been very curious. You know, forda greater good. EMS. LUL. Glad to have my ex-geriatric nurse soul sis on deck. LOL. She gave me "permission" to take my self-curated anti-flu "cocktails" which reminded me of our then days in no less than the chem lab. Ohhhh, child! While I love balancing chem equations, seeing them come to life is a totally different experience.

So, the wiwi and the laway had to be prioritized with your chosen chem partners. LUH. Hahahahahaha. Huy. Syempre, I don't like spitting and sadly I don't pee standing up so our shooting range sa tiny test tube is not giving, kaya ang chosen chem partner ang gumawa ng mga ayaw kong gawain. Ganern. No choice ang chosen partner or else, maghanap na lang ibang willing tribute. LUH.

Ahhh, nursing school. That one year is still one forda books because of so many zany things. I was super grade-conscious back then, honestly. KADIRE. However, my goal was to be a scholar because the tuition fees, lab fees, and even the uniforms were not joking. Chem labs are actually labs where relational dialectics may take place. Why so? Bodily fluids tested under controlled fires in the lab allow you to profile your chosen partner better. The smell and optics of the wiwi and the laway are variables you can zoom out and zoom in on effortlessly. HUY. Co-ed life is waving so early in the morning!

I remember working my thicccc ass off in non-organic chem class and lab because I firmly believe that organic chem is way better and easier to maneuver. Getting A- is generally a breeze with deep focus and dasal because the smart people in class who came from science high schools I shall not name are slaying it. Anyhow, we powered through. I powered through even when I have to friggin' study and apply the theories as a tamad and innately bored ferson in life.

So, what? Find a chem lab partner who is willing to go with your crazy shit and crazier plot twists. It ain't easy peasy, but it's worthwhile... to a fault. Hahahahahahaha. Also, be the chem lab partner who has something to offer that's unique and authentic. Opak. Boogsh. However, to balance the unbalanced equation with one too many variables like among kinain before mag-experiment, consistency is the key. It's one thing to have chemistry, and it's a whole new world when you and your chosen chem lab partner hit roadblocks and detours. Sample include:

-Breaking test tubes -Breaking Erlenmeyer flasks -Breaking Florence flasks -Too cold or too hot flame -Not having enough space in your test tube rack -Tampering the infamous microscope slides -Not being able to focus the antiquated microscope under X minutes, especially during crunch time -Providing specimen like wiwi and laway that are considered BAD SAMPLES (Hahaahahahahahaaha)

HUY.

Bakit ba na naman napunta tayo sa ganitong usapan? Ang aga-aga. Or baka dulot 'to ng bagyong bumababayo na naman sa patuloy nating pinipiling Pilipinas kaya naman, sakay na.

I just wish that this incoming bad case of flu passes. UGH. While I can definitely take things a bit more easily, my adrenaline is kinda back. Naubos e. Hahahaha. Mejj nasaid. Kaya naman, mag-nursing na ba ako ulit with feelings? CHOZ. Ambobo ng realization natin noh? Actually, what hits me hard is nursing school is more manageable compared with marketing. LUH. Or baka kasi sobrang oks ng nursing circle ko na mga purple people with cuties pang XY and XX? LELS. Joke lungs.

Kidding aside, balancing chem equation makes more sense to me than balancing sheets. Shet. I barely passed my accounting classes because juskolorde. I even had this deja vu (lucid dream) wherein I was failing a "balance this sheet" exam even before I exited from Kalaw. Iyak-tawa talaga ako when I woke up. However, looking back, these two balancing acts make more sense now. Though, may AI naman na to create complex financial statements, so, we good. Thank u. Next. PS1: Andami na namang wrong grammar ditey, atey. Pero, let them be. Para magtanda ang noona n'yong dsyelxic levels 1000000000x to the point na pati dyslexic 'di ko sure anong spelling rn. Toodles! PS2: Gumalaw at gumagalaw pa unti-unti ang sliding door with SFX pa rn. Nanay kong dragon ba 'to? Mabait na ako ma. Promise. You have trained your baby dragon well. PS3: Naka-move on na ba ako sa "awesome" chosen chem lab partner ko noon? Kahit pa isa 'to sa manok ng nanay kong magaling... magkampihan sila. Hahahahaha. Solid, liquid, and gas YASUSSS JEZZZAZZZ. Matagal na matagal because TMI na naman. Good fellow, however, 'di kami forda long run. The sprints were really great, but I'm all out for an ultramarathon e. Periodddddtzzz.

[sanderssideswriting]

Youtuber Life Chapter 1

Based off this post

Ships: familial sleepxiety and eventual Prinxiety

Words:???

first  next

Summary: Remy Sanders is a famous beauty vlogger and just moved to LA with his teenage son Virgil after their location was leaked by fans. Remy AKA CoffeeAddiction has several million subscribers. Virgil also has a secret Drama channel, where he doesn’t show his face and uses a voice modifier. He just hit a million subs and grows more everyday because of the level of production his videos have, the mystery around who he is and the fact that he ALWAYS has the latest information regarding youtube drama.

The house was pretty big, it wasn't where most youtuber houses where but it also wasn’t to far. Remy was already vlogging about the new house.

“This is my new house, there will be a house tour later, this time I’ll be making sure you guys can’t find it. I love y’all but I don’t love it when people find out where I live and then put it on the internet. I like my privacy, well the little I have left and I’d like to keep it that way. See you soon babes,” and the camera was turned off.

the first thing they set up was the basement, where Remy filmed almost everything with another room to do voiceovers and editing.

Virgil and Remy had a pretty good time decorating the house and it turned out really nice.

Then school started.

Virgil was dreading it, to say the least, he did NOT want to be the new kid. Being the new id sucks, everyone wants to know everything about you. And Virgil tended to avoid talking about his personal life for obvious reasons. But the kids at his school wouldn’t know that.

Then he found out it would be private school.

“Dad! There’ll be fake stoners! They’re worse then real stones! Plus everyone will be stuck up and annoying! I’ll have to wear a uniform!” He complained.

“They have a Starbucks in the cafeteria,” Remy said.

Virgil shut up.

The first day of school came and Virgil did indeed have to wear a uniform, it wasn’t that terrible, but he still hated it simply because it was a uniform.

At school he was given his schedule and a map and left to find his own way to class. He was only ten minutes late to the first one and five minute to every one after that.

At lunch there was no Starbucks apart from stuff in bottles, Virgil bought two anyway but  texted his dad.

V: you lied about the Starbucks Remy: Technically they DO have Starbucks V: not the good kush Remy: It’s cold and it has caffeine and the logo V: you’d never drink it Remy: I can afford not to V: so can I, just can’t get any atm Remy: pay attention in class V: it’s lunch Remy: make friends! Or like idk make a sarcastic tweet on Twitter, apparently texting your dad isn’t very cool with the kids these days V: it would be if they knew that YOU’RE my dad Remy: go drink coffee or something, I need to edit

“Hey! You’re new right?” A boy with light brown hair and round glasses asked sitting down.

Virgil nodded.

“I’m Patton Foster and this is Logan Berry, our other friend Roman Prince is coming he’s meeting with a teacher,” Patton said.

“Virgil Sanders,” Virgil said.

Patton and Logan seemed to take that as their queue to sit down with him.

“Where did you move from?” Patton asked.

“Atlanta.”

“Cool! Why did you move here?” Patton asked trying to make conversation.

“My dads job,” Virgil said.

His phone buzzed, he best friend Janus and Remus had snapped him.

It was a basic snap saying “how’s LA treating you? See Jake Paul yet?”

Virgil texted them back.

Racoon: lol not yet, but I’m sure it’ll be soon Hiss hiss motherfucker: yeah, they’re like an infestation Raccoon: ouch Dukey: How’s the Starbucks at your fancy rich kid school? Racoon: A fucking lie, at this rate I’ll be drinking the bang they have Hiss hiss motherfucker: ew, no don’t Racoon: I know Dukey: Seen any stoners or druggies yet? Racoon: saw a few fake ones, including one kid asking everyone if they’d sell him their Adderall Dukey: weakass stoners Racoon: you have ADHD not a drug problem Remus, you’re not a stoner Dukey: I could be Hiss hiss motherfucker: well you’re not, so shut the fuck up Hiss hiss motherfucker: there’s a new pallet coming out in a few weeks... Racoon: Not doing it, it’ll be hard enough to get one, get your own Hiss hiss motherfucker: at least tell me how you LAWAYS get them Racoon: lol no

Janus sent a lovely picture of his middle finger

Virgil did the same, but with his face in it.

“Hey, you’re the new kid right?” Another guy said sitting down, Roman probably.

“Unfortunately, Virgil Sanders.”

“Roman Prince, your name sounds familiar,” Roman said.

Virgil shrugged “no idea why,”

“Where are you from?”

“Atlanta, isn’t that cool Roman!” Patton said.

“That’s how I know you! My twin Remus Duke, I think he’s told me about you before,” Roman said.

Virgil took a picture of Roman and sent it to Remus.

Racoon: you know him? Dukey: yeah, he’s my twin, why? Racoon: first of all you have a TWIN? I thought you where an only child. Dukey: child of divorce here, yeah we still talk. Small world ig Racoon: and you told him about me? Dukey: yeah, so? Or are you to stuck up to have people talk about you? Racoon: fuck off, or I’ll do your channel next Disgrace Dukey: try me bitch

“Yeah no, your right, Remus just didn’t say he was a fucking twin for some reason,” Virgil said.

Roman looked pretty offended at that. Virgil smirked “now I know why Remus says ‘offended princey noises’ all the time.”

“That fiend says what?” Roman demanded.

“Don’t hurt yourself Princey.”

The bell rang and Virgil made a quick exit.

At home he got in and saw the Filming light by the basement door was on. He opened the door anyway. “Has the espresso machine been unpacked? Also you fucking lied! There was no Starbucks!”

“Filming! Read the fucking sign, of course it was unpacked and it’s your fault for thinking it was a rich, rich kid school. Why the fuck would they have an actual Starbucks in the cafeteria? What did you learn today? And get me some espresso if you’re going to make some.”

“Fake stoners are worse then real stoners and they can go fuck themselves,” Virgil said before closing the door to get some espresso, which he promptly mixed into his coffee.

“People have been begging me to do an update on this so here it is. Trisha Paytas and DID, sorry it hasn’t been done yet but I’ve been getting new equipment and also moving stuff around so I can have a bigger space to edit and record. So we all know she’s faking, I’ve actually been doing research, not a ton, I’m not an expert but I have been learning. Not only to debunk Trisha but just understand DID more because I’m very uneducated and want to change that. DID is a very serious condition and Trish is not portraying it well or even describing it, she is describing things everyone does. Such as living in America and going to England, everyone’s accent naturally changes over time, you act differently around people. Those are not alters, that has nothing to do with DID. Let’s get into the video so I can correct more but not everything because I’m not an expert. “That’s it for today, I can’t take anymore stupidity so I’ll see you next week for another episode of “What the fuck did she say now?”

[raifuujin]

I believe Kaito and Shinichi as main characters sometimes feel a little «flat» for some people because they are usually so «unbeatable and always win or get away». I personally disagree and defend that they are complex and good enough but, what are in your opinion the little things that make Kaito and Shinichi good and interesting characters?

First thing I should say: Don’t blame characters for an author’s bad writing. Shinichi and Kaito feel unbeatable and laways win because of the way Gosho writes his story. Kaito is far from unbeatable, he actually gets kicked around all the time. But Gosho’s writing, at this point, makes it very clear that there’s no real danger that comes to his main characters. He writes more for mystery and suspense, but unlike other shounen authors, he’s never offed anyone to give an actual sense that main characters failing means anything. He keeps everything to a status quo, and character traits that have been shown shouldn’t be ignored just because of the setting they exist in.

I mean, looking at actual traits, I don’t see how people could call Shinichi or Kaito ‘flat’ characters. Except maybe in fanon, where everyone’s traits tend to be toned down and one-dimensionalized. Shinichi’s romantic side tends to be removed, him being social and open while being calm and focused while he’s aactively figuring out a trick or mystery. Kaito being pretty asocial and doesn’t tend to chat with anyone aside from Aoko, but is a showman and when he gets a chance to show off his magic is when he’s smiling and friendly.

The idea of them always winning I can see more with Shinichi, but again, that’s more a fault with how the story is writen. It’s a mysety series, the detective will always solve the case. With the amount of material DC has, too, character moments like Moonlight Sonota where he didn’t see the possible consequences of solving the mystery and Akemi dying right in front of him are lost to time. (And getting cornered in a small locker trying to catch Gin and Vodka, entirely losing to Vermouth because he underestimated both her and Haibara, and any time where he’s ‘unable to save someone’ like in serial murder cases.) He learns from his mistakes and rarely makes the same one more than once, and when all of the ‘mistakes’ are used early, there’s not a lot later on for people’s recent memory.

(And Kaito literally wins a fraction of the time, more often than not he’s losing and it’s only by sheer luck that he pulls through. Again, people should blame the recent writing on any time he’s been like ‘sike, I’m the best’ with unrealistic plot armor. Even Corbeau, where Kaito figured out the other thief’s trick, he didn’t have any way of dealing with Snake and co. But they’re more of a joke than any other danger in MK, with how often they’ve shot at Kid and it just so happens to not work out, so.)

[bbcbreakingnews]

PM, RS bid emotional farewell as Leader of Opposition Azad’s term ends

NEW DELHI: Prime Minister Narendra Modi turned extremely emotional while bidding farewell to Leader of Opposition Ghulam Nabi Azad in Rajya Sabha on Tuesday, saying the senior Congress leader kept interests of the nation and the House in mind besides his own party. The PM’s fulsome praise, wondering how a successor will fit his shoes, and a salute by way of acknowledging the former Jammu and Kashmir CM, saw Azad fold his hands in thanks and respond in an equally emotional vein. The gracious exchange, a complete rarity in a polarised polity, held the House spell-bound as the two leaders spoke their mind. As he became teary-eyed reminiscing about his close association with the veteran MP, Modi said he would not allow Azad to retire (nirvit nahin hone doonga), noting that his political legacy and humane qualities will be hard to match and replace. The remarks came as Modi spoke during farewell for four MPs from J&K. Modi said as chief ministers of Gujarat and J&K, he and Azad used to talk to each other regularly. Breaking down several times, the PM recalled that after terrorists killed some Gujarati tourists by lobbying a grenade on their bus in J&K, Azad was the first one to call him about the horrific attack and remained in touch till the bodies were airlifted to Gujarat. Azad’s eyes too welled up in the middle of his speech as he recalled the horror on the faces during his visit to the Srinagar airport. “O God, what have you done. How do I face these children and widows? They had come here for tourism and I am sending them back with the bodies of their parents and loved ones,” Azad recalled having said at the time as the children clung to his legs in grief. He underlined that he had not even cried loudly after his parents’ demise as he did when three of his mentors – Indira Gandhi, Sanjay Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi – suffered unnatural deaths. Members cutting across party lines showered praise on Azad, while also bidding adieu to Shamsher Singh Manhas (BJP) and Nazir Ahmad Laway and Mir Mohammad Fayaz of PDP, whose terms in the Upper House end this week. Recalling the terror incident, the PM said of Azad, “He could not stop crying…he talked like a family member. Power comes and goes but only a few know how to handle it… “Therefore like a friend, I respect him (Azad) on the basis of the things he has done over these years,” said Modi, wiping away his tears. Azad referred to the memory of the May 2006 terror incident targeting Gujarati tourists – a usual tactic by terrorists to register their presence when a change of durbar took place – to pray for an end to militancy in J&K. “Thousands of our security forces, paramilitary and police personnel, as well as many civilians, have died in cross-firing. Thousands of our daughters and mothers have been widowed…the parents of some may have been militants but what is the fault of the children? If militancy ends, the youths and widows will get jobs and can lead a normal life. For this, both the government and the opposition must together work on a solution to restore normalcy in Kashmir,” he said, prompting members across party lines, including the PM and home minister Amit Shah, who were in the House, to thump their desks. Azad also made it a point to thank the leaders of Congress as well as other parties he has closely worked with, while making a special mention of former late PM A B Vajpayee. To emphasise Vajpayee’s cooperative and friendly attitude, he recalled the time when he was parliamentary affairs minister from 1991 to 1996 and Vajpayee the Leader of the Opposition in Lok Sabha. “We were running a minority government at the time and you can understand how difficult it could be with Vajpayee ji as the LoP. But let me say that those were the easiest five years of running the House, thanks to Atal ji’s leadership. I learnt from him how a solution to any impasse can be found by accommodating the views of both the government and the opposition.” Stressing the importance of discussion in Parliament, Azad said if ruling and opposition benches keep fighting, legislative business will suffer. “I used to prevail upon my colleagues to evolve a mix: raise protests on one day but on other days, discuss and debate,” he said, a possible reference to the current Congress leadership not always following the advice. Modi also noted Azad had called him to ask for an all-party meeting during the onset of the Covid-19 pandemic. “I did it. This kind of connection is there because he has the experience of both being in the government and in the opposition for 28 years (in Rajya Sabha),” said Modi. Earlier, Rajya Sabha chairperson M Venkaiah Naidu described Azad as “a voice of sanity in the nation’s public life for the last few decades”, making valuable contributions while handling several portfolios in the government as well as in the opposition. “Azad conducted himself in an exemplary manner and has been a role model for the first-time members. He speaks softly but conveys his point of view effectively, which should be the way. During the last three years as the chairperson of this august House, I have benefited richly from his inputs and wise counsel in resolving various difficult situations,” said Naidu.

source https://bbcbreakingnews.com/2021/02/09/pm-rs-bid-emotional-farewell-as-leader-of-opposition-azads-term-ends/