#i will die on these hills

[ugh-yoongi]

my personal bts rankings for anything depending on my survival:

seokjin. he's been in the jungle. he's experienced. he's seasoned. he prioritized his teammates so much he needed injections bc he was about to keel over and die. maybe he is scared of bugs but that man is keeping you alive at his own detriment and that's the kind of energy you need. smart as hell and a gentleman to the end.

yoongi. calm and resourceful. knows about building things. you hand him a twig and 20 minutes later you've got a hut. not convinced he isn't the person bankrolling those youtube videos where people build elaborate things in the jungle. in second place bc he seems less loyal than seokjin.

jungkook. hunter and gatherer vibes, but probably wanders off for hours completing side quests. strong and stubborn, so if anyone will get you out of the situation through brute force it's him. would sacrifice you for namjoon in a nanosecond, though, so don't get too comfortable.

jimin. a sleeper pick. he might not be as resourceful as the rest, but by god he's charming, and the other side of that coin is manipulative. you might have to keep you two alive in the beginning, but jimin will con his way into getting the two of you off that island. he's gonna talk some poor bastard out of his raft. he's gonna bat his eyelashes and get some flares. he's gonna convince someone to sacrifice themselves for you. don't underestimate him.

namjoon. he's smart, so he has to have read a survival book at least once. comes up with some harebrained scheme right when you think all hope is lost. he's massive and strong and prioritizes the people around him, but his clumsiness is a liability, so you're probably doing the heavy lifting here. absolutely the one you need in a group, though.

hoseok. will get off that island or out of that zombie apocalypse through sheer force just because he hates it so much. another one you're doing the heavy lifting for, and his screaming is most certainly going to get you killed in an apocalypse, but could come in handy for a passing plane or something.

tae. he is trading you for jimin, i'm sorry. nice end-of-the-world fling, though.

[nartml]

Still pissed Nishinoya wasn't invited to that training camp.

Still sad Nishinoya didn't go pro.

Still find that it all made perfect sense for his character anyway.

[iwouldkickahorse]

HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE

Victor Timely is acespec, with the way he reacted towards the word partnership and Miss Minutes

also, that double bike scene

[normaltothemax]

You can pull the “the Avengers are a family” and the “Clint hangs out in the vents” tropes from my cold dead hands

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[miametropolis]

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

[aprillikesthings]

“Bamboo is antifungal”

Because it’s rayon

“Eucalyptus fabric is cooling!”

Yeah, because it’s rayon

“We make clothing called seacell out of seaweed!”

Yeah I looked on your website it’s made by the lyocell process, which means-

-wait for it-

It’s fucking rayon!!

Listen. There is a list of actual plant fibers that are directly made into fabric: cotton, linen, ramie, some hemp. I’m sure I’m missing a couple.

But if you’re wondering “huh how did they turn that plant material into fabric,” 99% of the time? It’s RAYON.

All rayon is made by putting plant material in chemical soup, dissolving out everything but the cellulose, and turning the cellulose into filaments/fibers.

The source of the cellulose has zero effect on the eventual fabric.

Rayon made from bamboo or eucalyptus or seaweed is not any better than rayon from any other sources.

Don’t let companies mislead you!

[shinesurge]

happy pride instead of throwing money in the garbage buying crappy pride shit from target or pining away for mainstream franchises that only give you table scraps when it's convenient please consider directly supporting literally any of the queer indie shit being made accessible online by queer indie creators ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ your money OR your fanwork OR whatever form of support you feel compelled to offer will be so so much more impactful; marvel movies will keep coming out no matter what, but making cool fanart for that queer webcomic you've been checking in on for years could reach new readers to help the artist make rent so they can keep posting! It all helps!! Please Consider It.

[trashcattt]

grilled cheese

[eaissilyy]

A kinder mother would sure seek her sons, even if it was her who abandoned them.

(Just a Thought of Marika in ragged clothes and covered in veil, unfortunately didn’t hide her grace, descending down to the shunning ground she made to cage her rage and grief from the time long past, just to see her sons who she refused to hold and look at their births. SADLY THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED AHUGHGAHHHHH)

[themetalhiro]

Its a short walk back to the ship,, if you have to walk at all. 🍻

[raphaerolo]

Brontosaurus means thunder lizard you see

This is in my mind the first time either of them bring up marriage or weddings, Obi-Wan comes out of nowhere with it and Cody just rolls with it

[hyperblue]

terry: i used to make really poor choices about my life, so now I'm redeeming myself by being batman

dick, who is always five seconds away from killing himself when he has to be batman: what an... interesting way of seeing things

tim, who can not EVER be allowed to be batman: huh.

[ironinkpen]

i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him

[lazylittledragon]

some gentle dadstarions to make up for the atrocity

[mikurinkuwu]

butchfemme mikurin