#i will keep it pg

[ilurvjohnoliver]

was going thru my john folder and these specific pictures are making me weak

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

[suntails]

WIPs

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)

[magicalmyths]

doing an incorrect quote generator and got this:

Odysseus : Alright, listen up you little sh!ts.

Odysseus : Not you Polites. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Spot on.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I can excuse incest but I draw the line at you dating an alien lizard! Raph: You can excuse incest!?

[dilfsyndrome]

So’lek’s Scar,

[screechingfromthevoid]

Have the crown keepers gone back to sleeping in a pile since Dorian came back?

What have they been doing since Ashton commandeered Fearne?

Is Orym sleeping at Dorian's feet? Feet to feet like before? Or since Fearne's not there he's using Dorian as a pillow?

Or has Orym been avoiding Dorian at night? Has Dorian been avoiding Orym? Do they instinctively choose cots at the opposite ends of the room? Dorian faces the wall so no one sees his eyes are still open? Orym knows his heart would thrum too quickly and give him away?

[originalaccountname]

Your recent post uhh ahem reminded me of this tweet where uhh

https://x.com/arkastadt/status/1687152028282216448?s=46

So basically if Dazai were kneeling…they still can’t…I’m too mortified I can’t finish this thought

link (nsfw text)

JSHGDFJSDHFGJHGDF

Anon I did math to check.

First of all I am legitimately impressed with Harukawa's dedication to making their respective heights constant. That is some great attention to detail. I did not really expect the heights to be this accurate.

Second the answer is yes but no but yes

Anatomically the goods are at eye-level for a sitting Dazai. He would still need to stretch up significantly (not outright impossible, but certainly not sustainable) to get there.

It's still incredibly funny.

[m0rninglatte]

Prison duo core:

Stab the god of creation (Sword edition),

Nothing happens, heck one of em aint even there,

Their yelling at another verison of themseleves while the other is trying to stab their dad.

Stab the god of creation (Reaver edition),

Lose a person and huge fuckin spiral bout it.

[Spoiler alert: he ascended to god hood]

Stab the god of creation again (Trident + glitch edition),

God and Bird reunited?

Kiss about it.

[j00stkl31n]

Once again we have his consent 🫣🫣🫣

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)

[skeedelvee]

Happy late birthday, @bookish-bogwitch ! ❤️

Crochet Baz had a very interesting dream last night 👬🏼👬🏼👬🏼

[gayvecchio]

[rockhousejai]

Happy 420 to these two and their kids 🩵🩷

[maxbruiser]

what’s your favorite Undertale x Reader Fanfic Ao3? My absolute favorite is 6 Skeletons, 1 maid!(I just really like fics with multiple love interests!)

OOOOOOOHHH! I ALSO LOVE SIX SKELETONS, ONE MAID! (I just haven’t read the last chapter yet bc I’m a coward)

I also really like I Was Going For A Walk One Day by YinYanChan,

Zoot Suit Riot by YinYanChan,

Maybe In Time, You’ll Want To Be Mine by Lizzie_Tempest

Bones, Picked Clean by lulu-writes(luluwrites)