Is there anything more ridiculous than dying in a duel? You couldn't take an insult so you just... die.
If you die in a duel you are WEAK.
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Boys with the personality of a puppy are the most precious little things. They get overexcited when they see you, and they might lack a tail to wag but you'll see how agitated they are. Absolutely adorable and clingy, following you everywhere you go.
I love how needy they are, constantly wanting to be touched and to feel mommy softly scratching them whilst telling them how pretty they are and that they're a good boy. Some of them get immediately flustered and in others, you can look between their legs and see how much it affected them.
Puppies that can't wait for you to get home and greet you as if you've been away for an entire month, they won't calm down until you kiss and hug them. They're attention whores, a little bit pathetic, but aren't they just so so sweet?
And you will want to give it to them. They are the best boys, who deserve to be coddled, covered in marks, embraced, and fucked until all that energy - and their cum - is drained.
Also! Make them wear a collar, they love it, and remind them of drinking water; their brain is so full of thoughts of you that they can forget sometimes ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° .
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Ghosts don't sleep. They don't even really get tired. At least, not tired in the way sleep would fix. When Charles first dies, he attempts to sleep, but he never can manage it. No matter how many nights he tries. Eventually he gives up.
But he never gives up asking Edwin to read to him at night. Edwin's voice as he reads is warm and steady. Comforting, even. Charles may be dead at sixteen, but he isn't alone. He thinks his best chance at falling asleep is if Edwin is there to read him a bedtime story.
It's probably silly. But Edwin doesn't seem to mind.
Edwin reads him mostly detective stories at first. Sherlock Holmes, anything by Agatha Christie, Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys, of course—which is where they get the idea for the agency in the first place. But Edwin loves books of all sorts, so it isn't long before he's branching out into other genres.
Usually it's old books. Books from before Edwin was even alive. Books Charles would've avoid reading in school. Pride and Prejudice. Frankenstein. Jane Eyre. Oliver Twist. Somehow hearing them in Edwin's voice makes them much more tolerable.
And some are fun. Treasure Island is one Charles finds himself requesting over and over again. He always liked pirates. Lord of the Rings is another favorite, although maybe Charles is just excited that Edwin finally found a book that was published after he died.
Niko introduces Edwin to much newer literature. Teen romance novels with bright covers and cutesy, wordplay titles. Edwin even reads some of the books about boys kissing boys. An adorable, pink blush creeps across his cheeks every time still, but he's getting more comfortable.
Ghosts don't sleep, or even get tired. But Charles thinks he almost gets drowsy sometimes, late at night, when their living friends are sleeping, and he is curled safely and comfortably into Edwin, listening to him read.
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Genuinely, I just cannot comprehend anyone saying that Laerryn vs Essek in a duel would be an even fight.
Laerryn is a con wizard with the Tough feat, mechanically, just to START. She will kill a sitting politician at a moment's notice without worry. She's maybe the most overfunded wizard in history. Essek is a dex wizard who almost got taken out by a pair of magic sleep handcuffs. He defaults to utility caster. And, while both of them will become unhinged if the person they love is threatened in anyway, Laerryn will straight up take down the world in the process and Essek is just as likely to physically drag Caleb out of the fight instead of retaliating.
I'm sorry, but there is literally no contest here. Essek would be a very pretty stain on the ground in seconds. God forbid women do anything.
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grumpy x sunshine with aemond, you try to wake him up with bunch of kisses on his neck but he doesn't wanna leave the bed just for once so he makes your job as hard as he can just to get more kisses
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I wish you could see yourself right now, baby. You look so peaceful. Your chest is rising and falling, your expression so lovely.
I didn't mean to do this but I don't want to wake you up, love. Oh, look, the mattress dipped a little and you didn't even stir. Why are you sleeping shirtless when you know how obsessed I am with you?
Your skin feels so soft under my lips, tiny kisses trailing from your shoulders to your lower back. Just keep sleeping, baby, I'll just move you a bit.
There you go, now I can properly touch what's mine. My fingertips feel so good against you, the slightest pressure rubbing just right to turn you into a leaky mess.
Your body responds to me even when you're asleep, don't you ever dare to forget you're mine.
the Your parted lips and labored breath will only encourage me. You're too perfect. I can't stop it when you're enjoying so much, I want to keep hearing those pretty moans.
Shh, keep sleeping, love; trust me. I'll give you a little kiss, ok? Fuck, you taste so good. I can't move away.
I can't tell if you're still sleeping or just pretending, but I can feel your hips moving against my mouth and hear your soft whimpers.
I'll stop after you cum for me ᥫ᭡
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