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#i'm a stoner
daddysbbygrl420 · 6 months
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Evening tokes to get this nighttime routine going. May the odds be in my favor. 🙏🏻
Toddlers are savages
Would much rather be doing dirty things to Daddy.
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I picked a really bad weekend for a tolerance break
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comradekatara · 1 month
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happy belated valentine’s day they mean so much to meeeee
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fleki compilation also. look at her.
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transician · 2 years
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also i wrote some lyrics to a song i want to compose about weed, anyone interested
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noahsresources · 6 months
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weed & getting high starters
for all the stoner muses out there, because why not? feel free to combine action & word prompts, change any pronouns, and provide any needed context. (obvious) cw for drug usage, weed, and smoking, & a quick disclaimer that this meme is not meant to encourage or condone any potential illegal activity or unhealthy coping behaviors.
WORDS. ❝ hey, want a hit? ❞ ❝ have you ever even smoked weed before? ❞ ❝ if you're gonna smoke, please take it outside. ❞ ❝ do you prefer edibles or smoking? ❞ ❝ which strain is this from? ❞ ❝ it's mine, so i call dibs on the first hit. ❞ ❝ what kinds of weed do you even have? ❞ ❝ this hits so hard, it's so nice. ❞ ❝ you're such a lightweight, it's so funny. ❞ ❝ i've only taken one hit and i already feel stoned. ❞ ❝ how much did you even have? you're acting totally out of character. ❞ ❝ i don't even remember how much i had. ❞ ❝ that's it, i'm getting stoned tonight. ❞ ❝ yeah, you're high as fuck right now. ❞ ❝ you did not just smoke/vape in my kitchen. ❞ ❝ the last time i got stoned, i cried while both eating cereal and watching tv until 3 in the morning. ❞ ❝ mind if i have a smoke? ❞ ❝ you don't have to have any if you don't want to. ❞
ACTIONS. [ EAT ] — our muses do edibles together [ BONG ] — our muses smoke from a bong together [ JOINT ] — our muses smoke a weed joint together [ VAPE ] — our muses vape weed together [ CAR ] — our muses get stoned in one muse's car [ LAUGH ] — our muses burst out laughing while stoned [ MOVIE ] — our muses watch a scary movie/tv show while stoned [ GAME ] — our muses play a video game while stoned [ COOK ] — our muses cook/bake while stoned [ SWIM ] — our muses go swimming while stoned [ DANCE ] — our muses start dancing around while stoned [ TICKLE ] — sender starts tickling receiver while stoned [ ATTACK ] — sender starts tickling receiver while both are stoned [ CUDDLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while stoned [ SNUGGLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while both are stoned [ PAINT ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while stoned (specify) [ ART ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while both are stoned (specify) [ SURPRISE ] — sender surprises receiver with weed when they're stressed
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penheadie · 9 months
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a comic based off a shitty headcanon that's sure to get me killed by the fandom
I'm not really one of those people who's waaay big into speculating what character's sexualities are because that's honestly the last thing on my mind, but I just really wanted to draw this before pride is over. I remember Zeddyzi mentioned something about once Stone maybe being demi and I hope to god it's true so that we get some more of us asexuals in the house, but also because I think it would be funny to add to the comedic element of making the most over-simped character in ramshackle be on the ace spectrum as part of the irony.
Ramshackle and it's characters belong to the lovely @zeddyzi
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golden-rats · 11 months
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I'm on a roll today So you get gentle giant Mounty in his cozy sweater
More is already on the way
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2/8/2024:
8 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)
6 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)
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daddysbbygrl420 · 5 months
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Afternoon Smoke Sesh
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Ft. Block Berry
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greenswing · 4 months
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Been on a rayman nostalgia trip with @lynnbutlertron and they insisted that I should post these here!!!! Shout out to the 6 rayman x globox fans on the entire internet
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little-star-bun · 10 months
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hcs on dina teaching you how to smoke a joint/blunt for the first time pls? 🙇🏽‍♀️
Omg the way i was low key already writing a fic for this (dw I'll post that too).
But seriously Dina teaching you how to smoke a joint? Literally (s)creaming!!
warnings: 18+ lesbian fanfiction Men and Minors DNI!!! drug use, making out, author has never smoked before, friends to lovers because I say so;;
I do not own Dina or anything associated with TLOU.
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✎ ;;
Dina is definitely a stoner. She might not smoke all the time, but she loves the feeling of being high, especially with someone else.
She's always wanted to smoke with you but never wanted to pressure you. She didn't even think you did smoke, and you didn't, but when she sits in her bed at night, a joint between her lips, her mind always wanders to you.
The pretty girl she had a crush on. She imagined all the things she could do with you if she knew you liked her back. Sharing a joint was definitely at the top of the list.
You knew Dina smoked. Sometimes when you would see her and give her the usual hug, you could smell it in her clothes as well as the natural scent she already had, mix of her sweat, shampoo, campfire somehow. Honestly, even though weed smells funny, when it was on Dina.. it turned you on.
When you finally ask her about it, she's extremely surprised by your boldness. You were so innocent, but she didn't try to hide the fact she smoked, so of course your curiosity would get the best of you.
"Hey Dina, you smoke right?"
Dina raised an eyebrow at your question but nodded, her playful smile spreading on her face. "Yeah. Why, you wanna try it?" She teased, only to chuckle at the way you nodded shyly.
You were just so cute, innocently asking her to smoke like that. You were nervous, but how could you not trust Dina?
"Okay, I'll show you."
Ugh the way she has you sit next to her on the bed, lighting the joint and then offering it to you. "You wanna go first?" You had decided to share it since it was your first time, finishing one by yourself was so intimidating :((
You would shake your head. "No, i need to see how you do it first!"
And oh my god the way she lifts the joint and puts it between her pretty lips, inhaling the smoke and then blowing it out skillfully.
She puts it between your fingers and moves closer, wrapping her arm around your shoulders. "Put it slightly in your mouth, and then take a deep breath. Don't try to hold the smoke, just breath it out, okay honey?"
Of course you cough after your first hit and she rubs your back soothingly, taking it back from you and taking another hit herself.
She hands it back and when she watches you take your second hit, she's kissing your cheek, murmuring praise to you.
"That's it. You're doing so good, honey. Taking it so well.."
And maybe it's because smoking is so easy or Dina is just a great teacher, but you're a natural and pretty soon you start to feel the high.
At first you were scared out of your mind, so worried about being caught. Physically you felt calm but your mind was stressing. Of course Dina was there to reassure you lovingly.
"Don't worry, sweetheart. It's just you and me, okay? You're alright, I'm here."
Low key so hot how experienced she is protecting you during your first high.
You're cuddled against Dina's chest, the blunt almost down the butt. At some point she took her hair out and she's so fucking sexy with it down. She's rubbing your arm, occasionally sneaking a hand down to rub your side under your shirt.
You don't care, just so happy that Dina is getting you high for the first time and showing you affection.
She loves to watch you smoke off the blunt and will never stop praising you about it.
"You're a natural, look at you. Mhm, my love, just like that, take it all in."
It's just so perfect, finally being this way with Dina, the feeling of your first high. You're feeling so fuzzy and warm, and you can't stop giggling.
"You feel good, sweetie?"
"Mhm. Feel so... Feels so nice, Dina."
"Perfect. I'm so glad you're enjoying yourself, pretty girl."
At some point, the butt of the joint is tossed on her nightstand as the light touches turn into you straddling her lap, pulling her in for a hungry kiss. You waste no time licking at her lips and she accepts, letting your tongues slide together, drool running down from the corners of your mouth.
All the love and passion you've held in comes out as you kiss across her jaw and down her neck, nipping and suckling at her skin. She's going to have to cover so many marks in the morning but she doesn't care.
She's never felt so good, holding you closer by your waist. Groans of pleasure leaving her lips.
The both of you high as kites, hot and bothered, grinding against each other. Your lips barely leave each other except to moan out each other's names.
Your high is so messy, your chin covered in drool, lips puffy and swollen, your eyes half-lidded and red. Its like nothing else is happening besides you and Dina.
And she's loving seeing you like this, wondering why, in her spaced-out state, why you didn't ask sooner. You look so fucking adorable experiencing your first joint. She's kissing your neck when you pull away for air, her hands roaming under your shirt.
As the heat starts to fade, you're both laying in Dina's bed, just enjoying each other's company. The sleepy ness starts to set in and you're already dozing off as she's stroking your cheek.
"I love you," she murmurs, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead.
She had such a wonderful time with you, she almost couldn't believe it was real. She pressed a small kiss to your puffy lips, watching your eyes clothes and your breathing slow.
And after that, it's def not the last time you're gonna smoke with her<;33
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The next morning you felt completely fine, the marijuana out of your system. You were groggy nonetheless, sitting up in Dina's bed. You remembered everything that happened, looking around her now sunshine-lit room.
At some point last night you decide your pants were entirely too hot and they lay on discarded on the floor. You were about to stand up and find her when she opened the door, carrying in two cups of coffee.
She handed one to you, taking in the way you sat in her sheets, your panties visible and your hair a mess. "Well, good morning beautiful. I figured you might feel a little drowsy so I brought something for you."
Sitting next to you she holds you as you both sip the coffee.
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a/n: I hope this was what you wanted you were my first ask ever so I'm sorry if I disappointed .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠. sorry i got a little carried away I just love Dina so much. Also i hope this was somewhat accurate I've literally never smoked in my life (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)
૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ my requests and asks are open!!
© 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎-𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛-𝚋𝚞𝚗 — 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚎. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚢, 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖, 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝, 𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔!
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thisautistic · 2 years
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Absolutely digging the two new weirdos we have this season!
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ofbakerst · 2 months
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Fudge.
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diabloo-666 · 6 days
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Got this vision when talking with a mutual on Instagram who's also here (you'll recognise yourself), so, here-
Behold!
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Kusuriuri smoking a blunt! because of course he would
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hauntedwoman · 4 months
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uhhh i might have girlbossed too hard and got an interview for a corporate job
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