#i'm exaggerating

[numerikku]

If u hate Ashley we can't be friends btw

[its-5am-and-i-didnt-sleep]

Any time Malleus chooses to hang out with Yuu:

[pigeonstab]

Just flunked an exam 💅💕

[realmsalot]

Yuichi Usagi: My ancestor would never kill the shogun! He would never kill anyone!

Miyamoto Usagi: BITE BITE MAIME KILL!!!

Yuichi: ....

Yuichi: Ignore that.

[strawberryloveyyy]

I mean I've begged my mom to let me go places alone but now that it's sorta kinda happening I'm scared. Mom pick me up, please, thank you.

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

Blitzkrieg Bop (ATL's Version) is now my favourite thing on earth

[forcebookish]

SURPRISE! that fic you're writing that you thought was almost done? just got a THOUSAND more words :)

[transgalvantula]

i *could* start tagging pokemon as like. "fav pokemon" or something but the problem is i would have a crisis over doing it/not doing it to certain pokemon. like "would i consider this random pokemon a favorite? yes/no/maybe/infinite nuance/bald" like every time i reblog something

[1stthingsfirst]

will someone please explain to me why ray's bandages look like they were wrapped by a stylist on a low-budget horror film? why is it not a hard cast? why are they soft and lumpy like he's a mummy? wasn't he supposed to have a broken arm? these questions literally keep me up at night.

i'm also confused if he had a broken arm at all. in the eng subs, the nurse both said it wasn't broken and that he had a shoulder fracture. in my world a fracture is a break so i assume there was a translation error but then he also healed in a week so i'm v unclear

[bardofvibes]

stuck in limbo between "I'm dying" and "I lived, bitch"

[rebexquest]

larping is so dangerous. like with dnd and other ttrpgs there's at least some separation when I get brainworms. with larp? there's a whole other person rattling around in there now. every so often I see something or I'm in the work flow and I just get a little tap on the shoulder like "hey, don't forget as the acting war minister you should really see to making sure the war council doesn't goof up spectacularly. also don't forget to reteach your uncle what a spoon is, and manage the estates." like billie, love, miss you, miss being you, I'm trying to work my 10-7 over here

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

When me and my brother were little: *Getting the immersive experience of mixing steaming blood while the pig is actively dying right next to us*

Kids these days: *watching videos on YouTube*

[undescribed1mage]

she might just be like the most gorgeous person in the world honestly

[crimsonblackrose]

I told my aunt that I’m tired from longer work hours, stress and my upcoming deadlines so she asked if I wanted pie.

This slice of pie is the size of the plate. 😭

Aunt: You need the sugar to keep you awake. Me: Do you want me to never sleep again? I’ve already had 2 coffees and a caffeinated soda. Aunt: And now a slice of pie.

[oleworm]

See good contemporary representational art online: 75% chance the artist is Chinese 80% chance it's a woman