#i'm not leaving the back door open all fucking day. it is literally 5 degrees outside. gotta love october

[fingertipsmp3]

Once again I managed to get my homework done way faster than I thought so I'm like "what do I do now"

[chans-bad-girl]

Hi there! I'm very sleepy right now but suddenly this came into my mind : "what is skz reaction when they caught you touching yourself? Maybe they'll asking for mutual masturbation? Or just watching you? Or ended up having sex with you??" Thank you in advance~ guess I can't sleep tonight!!

Hey, hope you're getting your sleep lol

Stray Kids reactions: they catch you touching yourself (+scenarios)

warnings: voyeurism, masturbation (female and male), toys, dumbification, pet names, nipple play, mutual masturbation, mentions of piv, dirty talk, mirror sex, wall sex

chan:

maybe giving your boyfriend a spare key to your apartment wasn't the best idea because now you're sprawled out on your couch, pictures of him on your phone while the bunny vibrator is put on the highest setting. tbh you wouldn't have noticed him standing there with takeout if he didn't grab your hand and take control of the toy. face cold, he whispers into your ear, "tell me when you're horny next time and you won't need my pictures anymore." (which he says while pushing the toy further inside you)

lee know:

minho likes going to bed early. he usually goes to bed at 11, preferably at 10, and sleeps his 8 hours in ignorant bliss of his girlfriend's moans muffled in her pillow. emphasis: usually. because tonight, he feels the shaking and hears the squelching sounds through his lighter-than-usual slumber. "bunny, please touch yourself quieter, I need my sleep." will go back to sleep and then rail you tomorrow while he teases you about it with all the energy he got from his beauty rest.

changbin:

he got you a bullet vibrator for your 1-year-anniversary and boy are you keen to use it. it's been glimmering at you from across your room and now that changbin is sleeping in the other room (and you don't want to wake him because he had a stressful week with almost 0 sleep), you think it's time to use it. when you turn it on, you don't expect it to be this intense. your hole clenches at your clit's sensitivity and your body jolts forward. you don't mean for your moan to be this loud, really, but it rings through the apartment and wakes your boyfriend right up. upon seeing your struggle with the vibrator, he rubs his eyes and says, "my baby is too dumb to touch herself now? oh kitten, do you need master to teach you?"

hyunjin:

oh boy roommate!hyunjin will literally touch himself watching you through the crack of the bathroom door you forgot to lock. dick in hand, he watches as you touch yourself in the bathtub, losing yourself with the shower head on your clit and a hand on your hard nipples. will accidentally be too loud and call your attention. "oh, sorry, uhm..." "couldn't control yourself, huh?" "no..I-" "cut it. i want you. now." this whole endeavor leads to you becoming friends with benefits lol because you're two horny college students who can't afford their own apartments but also have a no-bringing-one-night-stands-home policy. will want to do mutual masturbation because he doesn't wanna get all wet haha

jisung:

he catches you touching yourself in his own home. you were on a trip to meet your family in your home town and your close childhood friend offered you a place to stay. for a week you couldn't touch yourself or even be alone for more than 5 minutes, and when Jisung finally leaves the house for a bit longer than just for groceries, you can finally relax without the fear he might come back soon. so you lie on the couch bed, completely naked because it's 43 degrees and god knows you've waited for this way too long. little did you know that Jisung's plans were cancelled and he drove straight back home to you playing with your clit, two fingers stretching your walls. will watch in awe for a bit before you notice him. "oh, you...that's kind of hot. Mind if I...help?" you don't mind at all. and this is how you ended up with your childhood best friend's head between your legs.

felix:

you blame felix for the suit he's worn and also for the fact that he didn't bother to take it off even when you arrived at his house and started playing video games. Needless to say: you were horny as ever. so you excused yourself to the bathroom to satisfy the ache. because felix had his headphones on and his room was on the other side of the house, you let soft moans slip off your tongue. he sure wouldn't hear, right? WRONG. he got worried after you didn't come back from the toilet for 10 minutes and decided to check on you. and oh was he happy he did that because your moans? music to his ears. "yn, no need to hide, my family won't be back until tomorrow." that's when you open the door and grab his tie for his lips to meet yours. "you stayed in this on purpose, huh? after the wedding you could've taken it off." "I know you like suits."

seungmin:

before he told you he's an idol, you'd never thought of him this way: hot, talented and highly ambitious. but the growing trust in your friendship reveals an aspect of seungmin you wouldn't have expected in your wildest dreams: tongue out, gaze dark, he's hyper-focused on his dance moves, and hell is that making a mess of your panties. at your place, eating celebration pizza after his tour-opening show, you decide to wait until he falls asleep to pound a dildo into yourself in your room. the doors are thin and the couch bed seungmin temporarily sleeps on is only so comfortable. which means that he hears you loud and clear as you whine. you have awakened his curiosity, and before he can stop himself, he walks straight toward your room. what do you look like right now? What are you thinking about? When he walks into your bedroom and accidentally stumbles, you look at him with the biggest eyes and maybe that wasn't the way he imagined the answer to the first question. (good for you that you have the blanket over though haha). "oh, this is very embaressing...in front of my idol friend, wow." "nonono don't get me wrong, I think you put on a nice show. maybe better than mine..." will fuck you in front of a mirror (with your consent ofc) because "look at you, you're performing so well only for me."

jeongin:

after him teasing you all day (being all touchy-feely, being suggestive with his words and wiggling his eyebrows way too much lol) while watching reruns of pretty little liars, he forgets his gym bag at your dorm. now, your touch starved, career oriented college student self is only so resilient. translation: you rub your clit furiously while watching twitter porn. when he arrives at the bus stop, he notices his gym bag is still at your place, and so decides to knock on the first-floor window to your bedroom. when you don't answer (because your earphones blast slapping sounds and moans + you are too far gone to notice anything at this point) he peeks through the slit between your curtains and oh my god are you hot squirming around with your hand between your legs. he's touched himself to the fantasy of you pinned to a wall too many times to count, and now he can finally make it a reality. let's just say he's not shy to ring your door bell at the ass crack of dawn to ask you about what porn gets you off so prettily to then rail you against all walls in your apartment lmao rip your roommate

[anonil88]

Day 26

Went to bed at 5 woke up 1:13 pm

Aunt was yelling thru door that I need to at least sit up when communicating via the door with my grandma.

I agreed

My dreams involved sex and passover. I miss latkes.

Temp: 97.8

Watched tiktoks for 2 hours. I need to shower and wash my hair. And eat I desperately need to eat. Washed my hands and went down to get some food.

Grandma was super impatient as I disinfected everything in the kitchen or tried to disinfect everything quickly. Just so I could plate my food heat it up and leave. I missed the microwave but used a paper towel to open and close the door and press the number pad. She said I needed to move with more life more vigor. I went and heated up the last rib and rice and was met with "i dont like the way you are acting, you act like we all have germs " (which in fact we all do and I reiterated by not wiping down all the groceries we might have the virus in the house), "the way you are acting and not wearing any clothes you are probably gonna be the one to get it" (which has heightened my panic but I'm not trying to freak out because I washed my hands) and "lying lips are an abomination".

I did not ask god to be like this nor is this ideal for me, but I think my family all see it as a choice. Like I can just wish away the anxiety and paranoia. Sure I wake up some days better than others but this pandemic has pushed my anxiety almost to its heights. Not quite where I'm starting to hallucinate or anything but just the stress levels are high.

I said fuck it twice today already. My rib while I was eatting slid to the place I consider the no no zone aka the place where my finger or hand had to grab the plate to take it out the microwave and I still ate it. Then i drank from my mug that was in the cupboard and prayed noone touched it. I poured juice in it from a freshly bought and opened container of juice. I washed my hands before I pulled the tab and then again after I put the juice back in the fridge.

Could this be my downfall by saying in my head over and over it was hot the food was hot and being extremely thirsty. Yes, yes it could. Sigh. At least after eatting my heart is not fluttering like it was and my stomach not literally spitting acid into my throat.

Spent the day listening to music and just tryna catch up with things.

Was gonna go shower or grab some food and then shower. Heard grandma, granddad, and auntie downstairs laughing etc. Kinda made me sad I could not join in but then I heard them all start to cough one after another and I decided imma just shower.

I took a shower hoping it would help me relax a bit, but when I tell u it made my anxiety worse. Like made me a bit nervous trying to get everything I needed to, to get clean while not touching anything I need to. From having a migraine forming to having to use a clean towel to wipe my eyes because I tried and attempted and failed at washing my hair. I ended up having to wash my hands with soap in my eyes because I wanted to wash my hands before I grabbed the towel to dry off.

Kept thinking what if the water coming from my hair has the disease in it and it's just going straight in my eye. Sigh.

I peed and drinking water cleared up what was happening but I see small signs of it returning so I'm going to be cracking a bottle of water and sipping on that.

9pm

Temp: 97

I gave a migraine now, thinking I'm a bit dehydrated so water it is. Nose still kinda drippy and its 50 degrees out but apparently it feels like 46 but the wind stopped so that's really good. My stomach is a mix of hungry and feeling like I'm gonna hurl, I think it's the anxiety.

Could hear my aunt talking to my grandma downstairs apparently something to do with symptoms. I really hope shes not sick or none of them or myself is. But talking to Sarah she said all I can really do is not worry myself with the what ifs. Which is very true so I'm tryna stay relaxed. But she said for myself i should just keep washing my hands, not touching my face, etc.

Also talked to alicia, my cousin, which helped quite a bit.

So now I'm scared.

Watching changeling for the first time, I still have a migraine though. Trying not to think about that thought in my text as its speculation. But I'm nervous and this migraine is still there.

Temp: 97

Drinking water helped a little but sitting up my ears popped a bit. L word popped on after movie and bette looks good in the orange jacket.

1 am

Its 45 degrees out but the weather app says it feels like 37. Tomorrow is gonna be a cold one.

It still hurts knowing that this is out of my control completely.

My chest feels tight but I'm going to grab something to eat now. Pretty sure it's the anxiety but who knows at this point.

Temp 97.1

[muirmarie]

Okay, I'm going to need more info on the Ian/Alan/Ellie OT3 agenda because it never occurred to me before and that suddenly seems like a crime

This is a million years late, but. Some Facts:

1) Ian Malcolm is into Ellie Sattler the first time he sees her face. He /falls/ for her the first time he sees her Science.

2) Alan Grant yelling “Ian! Freeze!” is the exact moment that Alan realizes that he is doomed to want to protect this mega-annoying quasi-scientist forever and ever amen, and that eventually this is going to Backfire in Spectacular Ways.

3) "Kids get scared” / “What’s to be scared about? It’s just a little hiccup in the power” / “I didn’t say I was scared” / “I didn’t say you were scared” / “I know”

4) Ian’s “damn, girl” and Alan’s “that’s my girl” faces, respectively, at “women inherit the earth”

5) Ellie legitimately appreciating just how hot Ian Malcolm is, and Alan never acting even the slightest bit jealous until he pushes back a little when Ian checks to see if she’s ~~available~~

6) They all have TERRIBLE self-preservation instincts, but I will be truly and utterly damned before you can convince me that Alan is not, by the end of the movie, Fully Prepared to Risk Life and Limb to Save His Dumb Boyfriend and His Perfect Girlfriend (even tho his gf will def save him first)

7) Ellie refusing to go for the gun because she refuses to leave the door because she knows Alan can’t hold it on his own, and maybe she’ll be fast enough to kill the raptor but she knows she won’t be fast enough to save Alan

8) Ian Malcolm’s laugh-growl is Enough To Turn Any “Straight” Man into a  Bisexual Man (and also for the record Alan Grant has never been straight hdu that kid had the biggest crush on Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones, WHERE DO YOU THINK THE HAT CAME FROM, that boy is a solid 3, he’s just a chill 3, Ian, NOT EVERYBODY HAS TO WEAR BLACK LEATHER IN 80 DEGREE WEATHER AND WEAR SHIRTS THAT TIGHT OKAY, he is a Paleontology Bisexual™ okay)

9) “the next ex-Mrs.-Malcolm” okay buddy we know you’re looking for the next ex-Mr-or-Mrs-Malcolm and literally at this point you are definitely curious about if anyone on this island wants to be next ex-Dr-Malcolm bc you are getting a definite thing for doctors, kiddo

10) Ftr there is not one point in the movie where Ian Malcolm is not looking at Ellie without either Severe Interest or Extreme Awe

11) Alan is the same except also add Long Suffering Fondness because lordy she gives that boy a run for his money and HER LAUGHING AT HIM WHEN SHE SENDS THE KIDS AT HIM IS JUST A THING OF TRUE AND UTTER BEAUTY (as are all the other times she laughs at him, she laughs at him a LOT, their love is Pure™)

12) Ian Malcolm would take True Offense if I say him being involved would make their love more pure, so let’s just say it would definitely make it more interesting

13) Real Talk: The thing about OT3s that are so great is how they bring out different sides in different people, and obviously canon only works in the scope of the movie, but there is enough in there to pull out so many threads of maybe-could-be-would-be’s.  Some of those are:

- Ellie canonically likes teasing Alan, and Alan is canonically grumpy but fond about it all.  Ian definitely likes pushing things off shelves to see what happens, so there is no way that he would not pull Alan dramatically out of his comfort zone, but I also believe, given Alan’s talk of adaption, the way that he is so protective of those he loves (and those he so quickly falls for like Lex and Timmy), and the dumb, dumb half smile he gets sometimes, that he wouldn’t not only enjoy Ian knocking him off-balance, but that he would also give as good as he gets

- Ian is a FLIRT, gosh he’s a flirt, but y’know what???? Ellie enjoys it. And Alan is like….actually real okay with it?? Like he’s not grumbling about her flirting back or whatever, he’s p confident in her, and also he’s dealing with her, y’know, throwing small children in his path. But what are the chances that Alan is a romantic??? Like, deep down he obviously is. He probably is planning on, like, making her a ring or something. But Ian is an outward romantic, and he’ll plan dinners and he’ll make Alan wear a tie and he’ll make dinner and he’ll be so great at seduction, you guys. He will be so great at that. Alan will likely be fairly grumpy about this, too, but you know what????? He will also probably do something devastatingly romantic to the both of them, because he’s more of a still-waters-run-deep kinda guy, and you know - you just know - he’s gonna fucking buy them a house or something. Something absurd. You just know it.

- Ellie is a girl that gets what she wants. You saw how she went after trying to convince Alan how great a baby would be???? You saw her staying with the sick Triceratops???  Tenacious is the word.  And “you have no idea” is the response of the man who is head over heels for her.  If she gets it into her head that they’d make a great OT3, you know she’d do a lot of the legwork.

- Speaking of which, Ellie is the one who is going to invite Ian out to dinner when they’re stuck in hotels being interviewed/interrogated/giving their statements to every possible government organization that can get away with getting involved. Because Ian’s finally out of the hospital, and Alan keeps jerking every time a bus drives by their window, and she can’t have the bathroom door shut because she’s sure there’ll be a raptor in there if she has to open it.  Ellie is the one that gets Ian’s phone number (just in case you ever get bored Ian says when he offers it up, but even then she’s sure that his eyes skimming the room are intending the words for more than just her).  Ellie is the one that let’s Ian sleep in their bed because he’s not used to the elevation their dig is currently at and got too drunk too fast, and when Alan complains she tells him their bed is plenty big enough for the two men (it’s not) and that she needs to finish her job applications anyway (turns out dark fields and decaying bones are holding less appeal to her these days when every sound carried in the night sounds like footsteps of creatures that shouldn’t be alive but are-are-are).  Ellie is the one that leans her shoulder in the doorway at three a.m. and looks at them lying there, close together and still, somehow, continents away.  But maybe that can change. Maybe distances can be breached. Sixty-five million years ago and today have, after all. 

Anything at all can and will happen.

.

The thing about them is this:

There are a hundred thousand ways for them to get together, but all of them are due to the fact that they make more sense together than apart.