#i'm sending you better milk and more lucky charms

[peachybowen]

painkiller

pt. 2

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pairing: platonic!Peter Parker x Stark!reader, platonic!Bucky x Stark!reader

warnings: Morgan’s cuteness (yes that’s a warning), swearing, mentions of Natasha’s death, Bucky acting like a dad (🥺), maybe some mistakes

A/N: hi! I just wanted to say that I’m going to do these ‘social media posts’ more often bc they’re really fun to do 👀 (i’m trying to find pics where u can’t see a face u know 😌)

I’m also so glad that you all like this story so far! It makes me incredibly happy :) Feedback is appreciated (as always) and hmu if you’re a writer and want to be friends 👀🥰 love u xx

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,,Y/N!'' was the first thing I heard when I got out of the car. I laughed and got on Morgan's level to hug her.

,,Hi Morgan.'' I said as she put her little arms around my neck.

,,I missed you so much.''

I smiled and picked her up.

,,I missed you so so much more.''

,,Not possible.'' she pouted and still had her arms around my neck.

,,If you say so...'' I giggled and turned to Bucky.

,,You wanna say hi to uncle Bucky?'' I asked her but she just buried her head in my neck. She was still a bit afraid of him. I looked at Bucky and shot him an apologetic smile.

,,Morgan, where's mommy?''

Morgan looked up again and pointed towards the house.

,,Can you show me?'' I asked as I put her down. She just nodded in response, took my hand and lead me inside.

When we arrived inside, everything was just as it was when I left. I mean, yes, there were a few toys on the ground and there was a new framed picture of Morgan and Pepper on the shelf but everything else stayed the same.

,,Y/N! I thought you were coming at 6:30pm!'' Pepper exclaimed and hugged me. I smiled and hugged her back. It felt good hugging her again.

,,We thought we could come a bit earlier so Y/N can spend a bit more time with Morgan.'' Bucky explained and we turned to look at him.

,,Bucky! It's so nice to see you!''

Just as the adults hugged, Morgan took my hand and yanked me to the living room area.

,,Look! This is my favorite doll!'' she giggled and held the doll in my direction. I took it and looked at it and then at her.

,,And why's that?'' I asked while sitting down on the floor.

,,Because it looks like you. She's the prettiest doll I have.'' she smiled proudly.

She waited for some type of reaction but the only thing I could do was smile.

,,Wow Morgan. That's- very nice of you. Thank you.'' I eventually said and handed her the doll back. The girl just continued to smile and play with her dolls.

,,Did you have fun?'' Bucky asked on the ride back to the apartment.

,,Yeah. A lot, actually. You want to know what Morgan said to me?''

I turned my gaze to Bucky, who was driving. He nodded.

,,She showed me her favorite doll and when I asked her why it was her favorite she said: „because it looks like you". She also added that it was the prettiest doll she owns.''

,,Wow.''

,,That's what I said!''

,,She's just like Tony.'' Bucky stated and I turned my head to look out of the window to my right.

,,Yeah. She knows how to make her way into your heart.'' I mumbled and leaned my head on the window.

,,Y/N/N we're here. Wake up.'' Bucky said as he got out of the car. I groaned, not wanting to leave the car. Eventually, I got out and walked up the stairs to our apartment. When I walked through the door, I headed straight to my room.

,,Goodnight Buck.''

,,Goodnight doll.''

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Saturday. A day where you can sleep as long as you want.

Well...not when you're friends with Ned Leeds.

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,,Good Morning." I said as I entered the kitchen.

,,It's not even 10, are you okay?" Bucky asked slightly worried.

,,Yeah I'm fine. Do we have Lucky Charms?"

,,Yeah. Look in the cabinet." he replied pointing to the cabinet over the sink. I grabbed a bowl and the Lucky Charms and sat down again. Then I put the cereal into the bowl and added the milk.

,,What are you doing today?" Bucky asked and sat down in front of me.

,,Dress shopping with MJ, Peter and Matt." I mumbled and ate my cereal.

,,Who's Matt?"

I looked at Bucky who was drinking his coffee with a curious look on his face.

,,Uh he's new. Moved here from Salt Lake City."

Bucky began to smirk.

,,What?" I asked with my mouth full of Lucky Charms.

,,Is he cute?"

,, Bucky, I'm not having this conversation with you right now."

,,Okay what about later? Are we gonna have the conversation then?" he joked and sipped his coffee.

,,No." I replied and put the empty bowl into the sink.

,,Okay get dressed. Sam is coming over in like 45 minutes."

,,Kk."

After changing and getting ready in the bathroom, I decided to post a picture on Instagram.

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Just as I was about to leave my room, there was a knock on my door.

,,Come in!" I said as I turned off the lights on my vanity. When I turned around I was greeted by Sam.

,,Sam! I missed you!"

I hugged him.

,,I missed you too. How's school going?"

,,Good. It's way better than being homeschooled."

Sam nodded and I let him go.

,,And is there anybody-"

,,Nooo Sam. I had this conversation with Bucky an hour ago." I groaned and walked out of the room.

,,How am I supposed to know what conversations you and bucky have?” he joked and I rolled my eyes playfully.

,,Why are you here anyway?" I asked and walked into the living room to sit on the couch.

,,Bucky and I are going on a mission."

I snapped my head towards Sam.

,,What? You haven't been on a mission since-” the sentence came out in a whisper.

,,I know Y/N/N but we need to go back to normal. It's been 3 months." he mumbled and sat down beside me.

,,When are you gonna be back?"

,,Tonight. I promise."

,,Okay be safe."

Just as Sam was about to answer, Bucky entered the room.

,,You ready to go?" he asked his mission partner, who was sitting beside me, and leaned on the doorframe. Sam nodded and got up. I looked at Bucky and he started to smile and opened his arms for me to hug him. I returned the smile and got up before running into his arms.

,,Be safe okay? I need you." I mumbled into his chest.

,,Always. And no funny business while I'm gone." he joked and put his chin on my head.

,,Buckyyyyy."

,,I'm sorry. Be safe when you're going out okay? I put money on the table so you can order a pizza tonight. I'm trying to be back by midnight." he explained and kissed the top of my head.

I hummed in response and let him go.

,,See you in a minute." I said as Sam and Bucky walked down the stairs. We started using that phrase after Nat died. I knew Natasha since her Natalie days. She was my babysitter when Pepper had to do things for Stark Industries.

,,See you in a minute." Bucky repeated before leaving the apartment complex.

I sighed and fell back down onto the couch. I pulled out my phone and read my new messages to take my mind off of the mission.

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Mary Queen of Scots 2013

Tomorrow there will no longer be two queens in ___.

I find I bear you no grudge.

I know you are as powerless to change your role, as I have been to change mine.

l am frightened, Your Majesty.

Don't be.

I thank you for staying with me.

I'm not going to let them take you.

I will protect you.

For you must be allowed to have your own life.

You will be the queen, they never let me be.

When I think back ___ years ago in ___, I realize neither of us had an easy start in life.

I could barely move my tiny hands, yet politics was already clawing at my unsuspecting soul.

Pay attention, give me your hand.

Hold your dress.

Concentrate, keep your head up, look straight ahead.

Mine was not' a very settled upbringing.

As you must know your father was so determined I should marry his sickly son he sent troops to ransack my country.

Many ___ lost their lives in my rough wooing as an infant queen.

When I was being carted from one stronghold to another, sometimes I couldn't tell whether what I was seeing was real or a nightmare.

Farewell, my child, and may God grant you safe passage to a more peaceful land.

They will protect you.

You are feverish again.

That's good, my dear, the fever will take away your fear!

The only way my mother could protect me was to dispatch me overseas.

Overnight' my destiny changed.

Packed off like precious merchandise to spend a lifetime with another mysterious bridegroom.

It's lucky for you I took that' boat'.

If I'd have stayed, you wouldn't be sitting on the ___ throne today.

What is your name?

But which one is the Queen?

I can kill just by moving my finger.

Come back.

Come and look!

She is dead.

She is Queen now...

l am the Queen.

That's impossible.

You should have said so right away.

And there you will stay.

Why do you laugh?

I thought we were cousins.

I will reply to her immediately.

We will be the best sisters in the world.

I shall send her my portrait.

Better yet, let me go and meet her in person.

We understand each other, she and I.

We are like twins.

You cannot address her as Queen.

That woman is a bastard.

Have you forgotten what the ___ have done to your country?

They burned and destroyed it.

It is frightful to think that I was the cause of a war.

Do not succumb to your womanly instincts and kindness, do not let them cloud your reason.

There can be no dialogue with that... that pretender to the Throne.

When she dies, you shall be the ___ Queen.

Why should she die?

You and you alone can restore the true faith in that blasphemous land.

Carrying three crowns is a grave responsibility, but impossible as long as that illegitimate heretic is alive.

She has to go.

I will not crush her, I will win her over.

A delightful conundrum.

But not everyone here approves of me consorting with a foreign power.

I have been advised that my claim for the ___ crown is based on legitimate descent.

Accordingly, I am having the ___ coat of arms added to my royal portraits.

You need not' fear for your person.

I have no wish to disturb you.

But if you do ever respond to me, you should address me as Queen of ___, ___ and ___.

What an enchanting voice.

You are charming.

You make me tremble.

Come up and join us.

That hurts.

Tomorrow I will join the hunt.

Isn't it a little too early?

I feel strong again.

For the first time this year, I will lead the hunt.

I am confident that I still have a life to discover.

You of all people will appreciate that once born a queen, one must be a master of one 's own destiny.

If I can no longer be Queen of ___, I am still and will remain Queen of ___.

Let us sing our song.

It's so cold here and my subjects seem to hate their Queen.

That is because your subjects don't know their Queen yet and the Queen has to get used to sharper blades.

How does my cousin do it?

You cannot simply behead everyone who contradicts you!

I could throw ___ into the dungeons, but that would merely make matters worse.

Tolerance can easily be misinterpreted, Your Majesty.

At least you're beautiful.

She is really ugly, they say.

Even if they do write erotic sonnets about her...

No wonder! She has no husband, but countless lovers!

And she's seven inches shorter than you are.

And look at my bump.

Mine is worse.

Come closer.

My heart and my pride have just been stabbed by this rabble-rouser.

I'm frightened, dear cousin.

Why do men of god seem so afraid of women?

___ and ___ living in peace, guided by the example of our sisterly unify.

Oh, I wish I'd seen her face to face.

Believe me, she is as curious about you as you are about her.

Does she really bathe in warm milk?

Is it true she has bad breath?

They say she beats her lovers.

Off you go, ladies, we wish to discuss political matters.

I promise to divulge more gossip later.

Could you perhaps suggest the prospect of a meeting between the two Queens?

She extends to you any help you may need in making preparations for a future match.

I wonder who she will recommend to be my husband.

What of her empty matrimonial bed, your Majesty?

At least, you know what it's like to be married.

I'm delighted to hear you are interested in the possibility of me marrying again.

I 'm rather excited at the prospect of receiving a queue of young suitors.

Alas, I seem to lack the good fortune to meet any man capable of stirring my blood or touching my heart.

Have I not the right to choose whoever I want.

I, too, shall be free, free to stand by my own choices.

I must confess I'm not completely satisfied with my new husband.

I'm worried about his extreme views.

Likewise I hope I can count on you to disarm my treacherous lords and stifle their fanatical plots against me.

The heir to both of our kingdoms is growing safely within me.

Above all, it will heal this country's wounds.

Mama will do everything.

l am a prisoner now.

The child of this traitor is growing within me

and I do not know how to bring it to safety.

How will I know when I'm really in labour?

How can I possibly maintain a pose as serene and confident as you, when inside I feel like screaming?

You cannot know what it feels like to be a mother surrounded by vipers.

Maybe you are right' never to marry.

You can be absolutely certain that the future King will be in good hands.

In my end will be my beginning.

I have a healthy son and a secure future.

I'm besieged by a new force that I do not know how to meet.

Should I surrender or should I resist?

Can I count on my ancestors?

I have found something I never dared hope for.

I know everyone will turn against me and condemn me.

Don't call it sin.

It is true I conceived a child with my husband.

I've always had to make my own decisions and act on my own instincts.

I've been waiting all my life for a man like you.

For him I have risked dignity and conscience, for his sake I have come to regard my friends as less than nothing. For his sake I would fain

renounce the world, I would gladly die that he might rise.

It pleases me to see my husband suffer.

His very being has repelled me for so long now. But how can a wife get rid of a husband?

Careful - the people want to punish you for what you've done.

Some deeds are done by doing nothing.

I'm pregnant.

I know you must resent my sudden marriage, but surely you will appreciate that a pregnant queen must be married to the father of her child.

You cannot imagine the anger and desperation I feel to have my new husband blamed for the murder of my previous one, but I can declare that we are innocent a hundred times and there will still be slanderous voices condemning us.

To fight them would be madness, Your Majesty.

I have no wish to fight them.

They must submit to the Royal Lion and there will be peace again in ___.

There will be no single combat, no negotiations, only surrender.

You must send him away. You have no other option.

I lose count of the springs and the winters.

Has she killed me already?

I am actually more alive than she is.

She can do it! She can chop off the crown.

But she is the crowned sovereign now, and I am just a poor woman, without a crown, a country.

I can't bear it any longer I wish she would kill me.

Two great Queens, caught in a deadly stalemate. In an endless purgatory.

No way out, until one of you fades away.

This could go on forever.

Please don't leave me alone!

Don't hesitate to do what has to be done.

I would only be too pleased to get out of this bed and face your headsman.

And when that secret moment finally comes, will you then have the courage to face me?

With or without you by my side, I long for a new, for the chance to return to my beginning.

Oh, my dear ___, I would be deeply grateful for a sharp ace.

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