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henderdads · 1 year
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Eddie finds himself being interrogated by a strange duo... 
Max and Will show up on his doorstep unannounced. Obviously Max and Will are friends, but they aren’t as close as they are to some of the other kids, so Eddie finds it strange that the two of them show up together. It’s not until they invite themselves in and bombard him with questions and a plan that he understands why. 
Max gets right into it as soon as he sits down, “Eddie. You have to date Steve.” 
He laughs, “Wait- what? Why do I have to date Steve?” 
“You’re the only one old enough out of the three of us and that way we can live vicariously through you.” 
Eddie raises his brow, trying his damndest to not laugh. He fails miserably, falling back holding his stomach as he cackles. 
“Live vicariously through me? Wait hang on- you both have crushes on Steve? Oh my god I have to tell Nancy, Jonathan, and Robin.” He starts crying because he’s laughing so hard. 
Will crosses his arms, waiting for him to calm down so that he can talk. 
“She’s right. While Max has Lucas and I have Mike, the three of us all share the same thing in common: we think Steve is hot. The only problem is that out of the three of us, the only one who is old enough to date him and actually single is you. Steve literally just came out as bi so you have a chance. Plus, that means you can tell us what he’s like as a boyfriend and we can all talk about him together.” 
Eddie feels like his eyes are about to pop out of their sockets, “Holy shit you two are serious about this.” 
“C’mon Eddie. Ask him out? For us?” Max looks up at him with big eyes, Will getting the hint and following suit. 
Eddie looks down at the two of them, “I-I’ll think about it.” 
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clarisse-doodles · 1 month
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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is
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ayda-aguefortified · 4 months
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starting a support group for everyone who's ever had the thought "i liked the glee version better"
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todayisafridaynight · 2 years
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did some dumb shit today and immediately thought of my favorite quote to cope
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Are you still active on tumblr?
YES I am!! Sorry friends for dropping off the face of the earth, I got a job and I had to move and it was a lot. But I am less stressed now and I hope I can get back to posting more regularly!! I really missed it (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧
I will never leave tumblr because there is no other place on the internet where I can tell people that 80% of the time when I try to introduce myself to someone in the office that I haven’t met yet I get so focused on smiling and holding eye contact that I forget the part where I actually have to introduce myself (°□°)
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#HELLO FRIENDS#how are you!! I missed you! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#I hope you all had a good summer!!#mine was very nice even though there was a lot of stress and new things happening#suddenly there were so many adult things in my life that at the end of the day I just sat on the couch and watched decorating shows#I love decorating shows but today they showed this decorating competition and one woman had to decorate her whole bedroom coral#and then I knew it was time to go back#friends I've done so many new things the past few weeks!! I've really underestimated what this new chapter of my life would be like#it's very nice and I'm glad but I've never thought about things like insurance and taxes and parallel parking before#and I'm in a new apartment and everything!! ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧#it is a very good apartment but the landlord left us so many of their chairs#this does not sound like a problem but we also owned chairs before#so our chair number is doubled now#the kitchen is full of chairs the balcony is full of chairs#I've hidden two chairs behind the TV but I can still see their chair heads and then I feel bad because they do not deserve this#they should be roaming free#also rode a BIKE#they say you never forget how to ride a bike#but my secret is that I never really knew how to ride one#in Germany all students have to do a bicyle test in fourth grade and I was so bad that my teacher asked me#afterwards if I had tried to confuse the other students#I just said 'uh yes' and then he said ok and I passed with the worst bicyle grade of the whole school#I hade made 8 bicyle mistakes#I hope you're doing well friends!! see you soon!!#have a nice day :)
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becca-e-barnes · 8 months
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Thinking a whole lot about how good it feels to see someone after the anticipation has been building for a while. There's not much I love as much as a good sexual tension.
Maybe it's been a while since you last saw your dad's best friend but now he's here in front of you, you're counting down the minutes until you can get him alone.
It's hard in a room full of people though. He's just walked into your parents' kitchen, a beer in his hand and as soon as you realise he's looking at you, you look away. You know yourself well enough. Maintaining eye contact with him would leave you fizzling and it's much too early for that.
He doesn't look away. No one would have noticed he's staring but you can't help wondering what he's thinking about. Is he imagining the last time he saw you and how pretty your face looked painted with thick stripes of his cum? Or is he imagining how it feels to slide into you, burying himself to the hilt in your warm, wet, fluttering cunt? Maybe he's imagining the way you beg him not to pull out; the way you clamp your thighs around him and make sure there's no chance of him cumming anywhere except inside you.
If he wasn't thinking about any of that before, you're convinced he must be now. He's leaning against the kitchen counter, ignoring a conversation going on around him with a smirk on his lips and you have to wonder if he can read your mind.
'I'm going upstairs, follow me in 10.' You send the text and leave the kitchen without even looking at him. You have yourself convinced that if you look at him, people will know. They'll know everything. They'll know you think of him every time you touch yourself and they'll know that doesn't even come close to actually being with him.
You've been settled in your room for 14 whole minutes before the door opens.
"Couldn't even hold it together a couple of hours?" Bucky sounds smug and he has every right to.
"I could but I didn't want to. Why should I?" You're on him in seconds, tugging at the collar of his shirt, using it to press his lips against yours.
It's a frantic kiss, all tongue and teeth and breathy moans, hushed as much as possible.
"I want to go back downstairs with your cum dripping out of me." You don't have time to waste so you might as well get right to the point.
"Sweetheart, we both know that's not what you need." Bucky's fingers trail up the inside of your thighs, under your skirt. "You don't need me to cum. You need me to take the edge off."
The soaked fabric of your panties only proves his point. He watches you while he trails his fingers in concentrated strokes against your clit, enjoying every tiny gasp he earns from you.
"I can treat you properly later like we planned. Just let me help you out." His eyes are trained on yours while he slips your panties down your bare legs. With your cunt exposed, he presses you back onto the bed, kissing from your knees, up the inside of your thighs.
One finger sinks inside you, followed by another before his lips seal around your clit, his tongue flicking beautifully.
You've gone from no stimulation to so much at once and it's making your head spin. God, he's good at that. He needs this just as much as you do and it's lovely to be with a man who gets off on eating you out the way he does.
The way his fingers curl inside you is truly breathtaking. "You're going to have to be quiet, angel. At this rate, the whole house will know I'm up here making you cum against my mouth."
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hemlock-haven · 4 months
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At the risk of sounding like an attention whore, I gotta ask-- do any of y'all actually enjoy my blog/presence on this site? If I were to ever deactivate or stop posting one day, would anyone on here miss me at all (even if it's the smallest quantifiable amount humanly possible)?
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izzy-b-hands · 2 months
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every time. every time without fail, that i go on a Dethklok/Brendan's music overall binge as I have been lately. I find myself looking at my guitar like. If only i knew how. if only i could do it right. I could hold her and shred and have fun making music.
alas. my skills are too lacking*
*to clarify, I struggle to read music & learn by ear, but my memory also struggles with remembering chords/finger placements/tabs so even tho i can usually hear how a song should go enough to identify notes & whatnot, and can, with enough time spent noodling, eventually recreate it on guitar. That is not conducive nor useful in actually playing and getting better at it and makes it feel like an Impossible Task lmao.
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Okay but imagine a workaholic with a physically active job who breaks/injures one of their limbs and literally cannot work for a few weeks or months. Their body comes to a screening halt, they're already crabby and hurting and then the LEISURE SICKNESS kicks in!! So now they're not only in pain, they're a sick, pathetic, contagious mess can you imagine the misery and the need for cuddling and coddling
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elvenbeard · 1 year
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Thinking a lot about this idea lately that my V, with his Corpo background, all the connections he's made, his ambition and drive (which is sometimes not really healthy or good for him) just would make a scary efficient Fixer. He'd know how to wrap people around his finger to get what he wants, probably know and see connections that others don't, and treat his job like a miniature corporation basically.
Having lived through the corporate machinery, having been that little replaceable cog, he'd be hell-bent on not repeating anything of that mentality with the mercs he trusts and all the others at the Afterlife though. He'd want to ensure their loyalty, yes, but not have them feel like they're throwaways, invest in them even. Look for potential.
You know, I'd love the idea of him adapting some of the Corpo world's not-so-bad aspects into his line of work, the first thing coming to mind here really being some decent Trauma Team coverage for everyone that is a regular. It was one of the main reasons why he took the Arasaka job to begin with, his platinum policy financed him his high-end top surgery.
Maybe in the mercs' world platinum for everyone isn't realistic, or maybe only temporary licenses with better coverage for the more high-risk jobs, however manageable that would be. But he'd certainly try to get something like that up and running, because yeh, it's a "fun tradition" to die during your big gig and become a legend like that, and for some that might be the ultimate goal. That's not the people he has in mind with this though. He's thinking of the people for whom this might just be a way to make good money fast, whatever they might need it for. For the people who pick gigs that might move or change something for the better, or who are just really fucking good at what they do and don't necessarily need the fame and glory that comes along with it... the people that are a bit more like him in this world.
Everyone always says "remember where you come from", and he does, quite well. I mentioned before that deep down, for a long time, he missed his Arasaka job a lot, fully aware how fucked up that was. But knowing where you come from does not have to mean you have to do everything exactly the same as it used to be. Key is remembering your roots, but embracing growth and change at the same time, learning from your past mistakes. And sure, there would be people probably making fun of or looking down on him for his attitude (as if he'd care though), but I think in the long turn his success would speak for itself. Invest in your employees instead of running them into the ground and suddenly: profit.
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the-mad-dame · 3 months
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Like yeah I'm so constantly stressed that I have a white streak popping out in my hair and I can barely eat or sleep, but also I lost 20lbs since October.
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zevrans · 5 months
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#so i finished my 4 out of 4th 12 hour shift in a row last night and i'm literally so exhausted and i was glitching mid simple tasks 🤡✌️#my coworker asked to change shifts so he could have that one specific day as off#and he managed to do some very critical mistakes in his 4 days prior and that's considering his gf is often with him there#and i was the one suffering the consequences even if it's literally not my fault#ever since i've got this job i've been fixing so many mistakes of his i kept wondering who's the newbie here??#like i try to leave my shift as good as possible i clean everything check everything and do all my duties#and when i come here after his shifts it's.. a fucktonne of work mistakes and literal dirt like dude!!!#4 shifts in a row never again man never again i am so tired my brain is nerfed and i can only rest for 1 day today because tomorrow i'm#going to a doc;#my social battery is not just dead it's nonexistent at this point#i just want to lay in bed and not be percieved or interacted with for at least the same amount of days 😫#i really thought i could take a socially demanding and rather multitasking job without it taking hugest toll on my mental state huh???#and i had such a bad sleep too i had a very graphic and sickening nightmare which woke me up 2 hours after i fell asleep#and then i woke 2 more times after that and i feel so exhausted and not rested at all and so fatigued i can't even do anything#man for me my sleep being interrupted is the worst like i function better if i have a smaller amount of sleep but it's uninterrupted#than longer in hours but it gets interrupted and i wake up even once#sorry i come here once in few days vent post and then dissapearvckfkv 😭 i miss tumblr but have no energy currently to even rb anything 🥲#tbd
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wherela · 10 months
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one of those crying in the shower kind of days
#my 'best friend' stood me up today#and by stood me up i don't mean canceled last minute i mean didn't show up and only responded to my calls and texts after 45 min#why? she was hanging out with some guy (she met him last week. he's not a christian.) and lost track of time#she's also initiated no contact with me over the last few weeks#the explenation was she thought i was busy with my thesis. as if you can't check in on someone when they're busy#she also gosted me for 3 days (like a month ago??) cause she was asked to share at student group and i couldn't go CAUSE I WAS SICK#I'm just so tired of it at this point#but it's also made me realise i dont really have any close friends#i have lots of friends. sure. and i trust them too. but it's not the kind of close where i can write to them when I've got a problem#like maybe I'd tell them live if they asked me? but I wouldn't really write to them it would just be weird#and so who do I tell that I met S's parents yesterday and even though so many things have happened since then already thats the only one#I can think about???? or that he actually CALLED ME afterwards specifically to tell me what they thought of our church#or that his mom apparently asked him if our relationship was still weird and he said 'yes' and I've been overthinking it cause i thought we#were finally okay and normal and genuinely just friends?#or that his mom said my look is that i dress vintage and it made me SO HAPPY!! that's my look!!! that's how I'm recognisable!!!#the answer is nobody. i have no one to tell :(#mine#s#I'm sorry I guess I had to vent this prolly turned out really really long
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keeps-ache · 2 years
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too many thoughts i forgot all of them :[
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elenadoeslife · 9 months
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your first love hits different
#another day another vent-in-the-tags post#i came across a picture of me and my fiest boyfriend of five years today. picture must've been 10 years old at this point#found many more pictures of him and us on my dad's old pc#i can just feel my body pull and heart ache when i look at him in the pictures#wondering what my life would've looked like if i hadn't broken things off between us#we tried to stay friends and a couple of months later we went for a drink. when daying goodbye he moved in to kiss me#i was hesitant and stepped away. he couldn't bare having me in his life while not being together so he cut off all contact#don't get me wrong in any of my thoughts- i love babe whole heartedly and he's the only man for me now and in my future#it's just that nagging feeling burried deep. the 'what if's. what if i felt more confident about my body back then?#what if i hadn't moved on so quickly? what if i had let him kiss me?#i tried texting him telling him i was approved for gbp surgery (i broke things off because i was very insecure about my body)#he congratulated me and sincerely wished me all the happiness in the world but also asked me not to contact him again after this#it's been 7-ish years but every now and then i wonder how he's doing and what he's up to#he doesn't really have social media apart from facebook (and that page is private) and i only stayed in touch with his former best friend#but i'm not gonna ask him because i know they haven't spoken in years either#i've had plenty more relationships after him but i rarely ever think about those guys#am i okay? is this normal? lol#i should get my head out of this rabbit hole asap#add: the picture is almost 15 years old lol. my math ain't mathing. we met in 2009. not that it's important#i think i just moved on too quickly and didn't allow myself time & space to grieve. that's why he keeps popping up in my thoughts now & then
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hippolotamus · 2 months
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maybe i'm sitting at my desk trying to write you a love letter. except maybe it hit me all at once and is too great, this affection i hold for you. a different shape altogether than what i'm used to. not fragile and desperate and loud and begging. it is strong and certain, quietly content. like wordlessly watching the sunrise on the shores of the great lakes. maybe it has no need to yell and clang for acceptance because it knows we're finally home.
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