#ice planet barbarians fic

[bloodycassian]

Ice Planet Freaks - Ice Planet Barbarians fic.

NSFW, MDNI -

Reader x OC Sa-Kuhi (alien man)

The floor is freezing, your head spinning with confusion and wooziness. There’s a foul smell in the air but your senses are returning to you slowly. Your mind as fogged as it is though, knows that something is wrong. And not just because there’s several enormous, blue-gray men standing across from you.

+

“He’s the leader, he’s the one insisting on us taking this parasite.” One of the girls growls. You can’t bother to remember any of their names, not when the reality of aliens had just been dropped on you. Worse, the fact that you’d been abducted by a completely different race of aliens than the ones who were now trying to help you.

You were still hoping to wake up from this nightmare.

The beast fell with a massive, not-earth shaking rumble and the others bring you with them, surrounding the thing while the alien leader and his woman go about pulling parts out of the beast. 

You feel your face pale when the return from the depths of the thing with a long, writhing rope-like thing. It would resemble a snake, if it weren’t for it’s lack of face and the thinness of it.

Words are exchanged, and the woman - Georgie, you remember just as the leader slices into her neck - is visibly uneasy, but when she looks to the leader, she seems put at ease.

The worm-thing slides into her neck, burrowing down and in until she collapses, the big leader catching her before she can fall.

Your legs quiver, vision going hazy for a moment, your mouth going dry and stomach churning - then you’re gone.

+

“Drink this.” A voice murmurs, but you can’t see who it is. It’s one of the women from the group, you can tell that much from her soft tone and the fact you can understand her.

Something presses to your lips, warm and utterly delicious. You drink the entirety of it in only a few short moments.

“More-” You pant, suddenly ravenous. Your head is much clearer than it was when you were freezing outside before, like a fog has been lifted and you’ve finally been granted access to your own mind again.

Something is said in a guttural, uneven accent and for a moment you almost think you can make out the words of it.

“She can’t-” the woman’s voice protests.

“Make her.” The voice- undoubtedly male and annoyed states.

Your eyes crack open, and there’s only the dim glow of torchlight keeping the woman’s face lit. She’s one of the others, the ones who’d broken you out of the tube you’d been stored in, but she’s different somehow.

“Welcome to your new home.” She says, with an uneasy, apologetic smile. 

Your eyes flash over the room, and land on the giant blue man leaning on the wall opposite you. 

Your mind spins, the whole room going with it, and you have to lean back down on the warm bed to regain your ability to think.

It hadn’t been a dream. It was real - is real and you’re currently on a world that isn’t earth but also inhabited by aliens… 

You want to scream but all if it seems just like your kind of luck.

“Can I at least know if there’s alcohol here?”

The girl laughs, and the man stiffens, pushing away from the wall.

“She’s asking about ahh… Kolcharr-” She makes a motion with her hands like drinking.

“If that’s what she wants I will gladly provide-”

“Who are you, anyway?” You spit the words like an accusation. He’s trying to be nice but something about his presence in your seemingly private quarters annoys you.

“Your Resonance, human.” 

“Tarvir, give us a few moments for me to explain.” The woman requests, holding out a hand to him as he approaches. 

He takes a long, slow look at you in the bed before nodding, and walking out the hide-door.

+

She’s human. I’ve waited a century for my mate to be a human woman with no horns or tail or-

No, I cannot be ungrateful when there’s other males who would kill for an opportunity to have a mate. Even if she is angry and withdrawn and unnerving.

“Tarvir!” Vektal calls, motioning me over to the wide landing where we share feasts when a hunter returns with a large prize. 

I fear what he may say to me, as strange as it is. On top of it, leaving my Resonance behind feels worse than any physical pain I’ve had in a long time. I touch the scarred flesh at my ribs from my encounter with the snowcats. 

Perhaps she is more dangerous than a snowcat, and my body is telling me to avoid her. Yet still, my resonance hums deep inside me. 

“The humans have rules. You must give her time to gain her strength back before-” Vektal’s voice is low, his eyes scanning the small crowd that is our tribe below. They’ve taken to showing the humans our cave, pride shining in every word.

“Her Kuhi resonates as well. She is mine, Vektal…” The words sound strange coming out, choked and tearful when I should be happy. Something deep inside me wells with despair and a fear that I do not understand though. 

Vektal puts a muscled hand on my shoulder and squeezes, a reassuring gesture. My tail can’t help but rise with renewed hope in his confidence. “The Humans are weak,I know your fears. But with the Kuhi now a  part of them, they will be alright. You will live a long, happy life with your mate, Tarvir.” He says, and i can see the knowledge of the words in his face. His mate, his Georgie has changed him, and I can only hope my own mate greets me with such enthusiasm as Georgie did for him.

His words feel reassuring, and I cannot explain the leaping in my chest when his eyes go over my shoulder. It’s fear and excitement together, a strange mix of emotion I’ve never felt aside from when my mate is near. 

And of course, when I turn around she is squinting with her strange flat face into the cave, down at the glowing pools and my people and hers below. I watch her and watch, my chest thrumming with anticipation of what her reaction will be.

Her eyes dart about, from the open roof of the cave that gives us light from our sky, to the carved walls and hide doors. Her eyes are strange, filled with white still even after accepting the Kuhi, but I can learn to love them. I can learn to love all of her, should she let me. Vektal is right, they need to be given the choice, but if her Kuhi does respond.. How is that anything but acceptance?

My chest thrumming, I begin walking towards my mate and the other human female. Her head snaps in my direction, as wild and untamed as a snowcat as she eyes me.

Then, she pushes off the half-wall overlooking my people below, and vomits on the floor.

I rush to her, already calling for our healer. Has she eaten something poisonous? Surely the Kuhi had healed her of any of her human sicknesses by now. It made no sense, she should be as strong and capable as any of us with the Kuhi in her.

“Tarvir?” She pants when I’m lifting her from the ground. She is light as a Kit in my arms, and her soft skin makes my cock harden. I put away the impulsive thought, she is cleaelry sick and needs tending to. 

“I am here my Resonance.” I reassure her, hope filling my chest. She’s able to speak, that is good. If only she would stop being so confused about things. I stop my ungrateful thinking. Vektal had said they are unknowledgeable and as helpless as even the youngest Kits, I must keep that in mind when caring for my mate.

It will be a challenge, especially for one as impatient as I can be. I will learn, and make myself a better mate for her, though.

+

His skin is supple, the corded muscle beneath the silken skin a delectable contrast to what one would expect. A rumbling in your ears nearly drowns out his cooing words as he chatters to you. He’s huge, and carries you like a child’s stuffed animal, but with utmost care. 

He’s tall and built like a house, not lithe like Vektal, a bit thicker in the chest and his face was less angular. He was what you’d think a lumberjack version of these guys probably was, a huntsman of sorts. 

Great, you’d scored the burly version of their people. You couldn’t have gotten the supermodel one, like Georgie had? 

“This is real.” You’d been repeating it, over and over again since Tarvir had guided you inside the room, one you now recognized was likely his. You were his mate, after all. That’s what one of the girls had told you, and though you wanted to deny it, there was no other reason you could think of to explain the humming in your chest. 

“It’s to make the best offspring, I’d guess.” She supplied with an uneasy smile.

So, you were expected to make an alien-baby with the guy who’d brought you here, who’d insisted upon being your mate… But you couldn’t exactly blame him. You doubted he had much of a say in the matter either. And looking at him, you were glad that he was at least in one piece, unlike the one that had stolen Liz away. 

And Tarvir hadn’t stolen you away, that was also a good point to be made towards his character.

Names and information were slowly coming back to you now, like your dream-state had still absorbed all the information around you while you were in the tube. 

“So what do you want from  me?” You ask the blue man, crossing your arms over your chest. Your head is still dizzy but at least while sitting you can catch your breath somewhat. 

His large brow scrunches together, his head cocking to one side like a dog. It’s charming on him, and it makes the corner of your lip curl in an almost smile. 

“Want?” He repeats, leaning in towards you. He’s close enough that you can feel the heat radiating from him, and the furs suddenly feel much to warm on you, but it’s a comfort you’d been lacking for the time you’d been in the ship. You clutch them tighter around yourself. 

You try again, the language barrier clearly at play in this conversation. “Why.. why me?” The words are barely a whisper when you say them, and you can feel your cheeks heat with the way the question sounded so juvenile. 

His hands frame your face, forcing you to look into his magnificently blue eyes. Your heart thunders, the blood rushing in your ears almost too loud for you to hear him. Only, it’s not just blood, its the Cootie that’s also humming now. The throbbing of it reaching from your chest to your groin in a drumbeat of horniness.

His breath is sweet as he speaks, entrancing you further. “I want you. Only you. I want whatever you will allow me to have, whatever your own wants are will become mine, and we will live happily together. Whatever it is I want, it is only because you wish for it as well.”

Your heart soars, the rumbling in your chest spiking. Your breath is shallow and uneven as you fight the urge to grab on to his horns and pull him in for a demanding kiss. It’s just the cootie, that’s all that’s making you feel this way. 

But his words… You groan and lean back in the bed, freezing in place when he slides in beside you. It’s not like you can kick him out after he’d just said something sweeter than any human had ever said. 

“My Resonance, whatever your wants are will be mine, I promise. So if you wish to lay here, I will do the same. Until you ask me to leave, I will always be here.” He places a hand on your chest, and it’s a weight you can’t describe as anything but needed. 

His presence alone is already so comforting, is it because of this thing inside you now or because you truly are already falling for him? How couldn’t a girl, when their man spoke like a freaking shakespeare play? 

“This is real.” You breathe, and look over to him. 

He’s staring at you, eyes full of wonder and admiration. You turn on your side to face him, but his hand on your chest doesn’t move from it’s spot, as if waiting for you to do something with it. He’s waiting for your permission, you realize. 

You take his hand and bring it to your cheek, then kiss the soft skinned blue man for the first time. In his cave. On a different planet. After you’ve been freshly given a parasite. 

Yup, totally real and not a dream.

++++++++++++++++++++++++

My human’s skin is soft, and so very different from my own. It’s not a bad thing, but strangely intoxicating as I breathe in her scent and her lips press against my own. This is a strange sensation, but I’ve seen Vektal and Georgie do this, and know that it must be some kind of acceptance of our bond together.

My heart soars. She’s accepted me, at least on this physical level. If she is willing to press her lips to my own, it may be similar to humans as mating is to us. Will I need to show her what mating truly means to us? Surely the lip-pressing doesn’t create human kits on their world, does it? 

I am silently cursing Vektal for not giving us more information when my human rolls on top of me, straddling my waist. My cock is achingly hard and I feel shame for it, she may not be ready for such kinds of mating ritual-

She grinds her hips down onto me and I suck in a breath, my eyes going wide in surprise at the heat I can feel from her with even two layers between us. I growl and bear my teeth, my fingers digging in to her soft hips as she sways atop me. My Kuhi is humming violently, filling my space with the sounds of our shared pleasure, fueling my drive as I arch into her.

She wouldn’t be doing this if she did not accept our bond. I sit up and take her small face in my hand, bringing our lips together again. This is a strange talent that I must learn, and what a better time than now? It sends shocks of pleasure through my body at her taste, the way she touches me back is delicious and more precious than the twin-suns. 

“Need your cock-” She pants against my skin. She’s already left love-bites on my shoulder and I am ecstatic at this. Many of the mated pairs in the tribe share love-bite ink marks to signify their love for each other. I hope my human will want the same for us. 

I’m off the bed the instant she rolls off of me, stripping off her own clothes. Mine are much faster to remove, so I take the pleasure in removing her tunic ties as she undoes the laces at her borrowed trousers. They look ridiculous on her, tied in different places and cuffed at the bottoms to stay up, but they are mine and I am proud to share any part of myself with her. 

She moves to take my cock in her hand and as much as I’d love to feel her soft grip upon me, I catch her wrist in my hand and move her to lie back on my bed. I pull her hips forward, off the edge and wrap her legs around my shoulders. I’ve never had a lover of my own people, but I’ve heard enough. 

I lap at her slowly, and her taste is like seeing new colors, scenting new spices. I groan, my kuhi responding with desperation as I gorge myself on her wetness. My cock is rock solid and dripping with lubricant, but as much as I want to bury myself inside her, I resist. I’ve heard enough stories from the mated males about this that I know they like it slow at first, a building thing. 

But my human seems to not want this. She grips my horns and pulls me close, like she wants me elsewhere, and I worry for a moment that I’m hurting her. I relent my lapping at her entrance, and look up at her. Her maine is tangled and I make a note to help her wash it later, but the delicious flush of her cheeks has me dripping to the floor of the cave. 

She pulls me, and I place my lips every inch of the way up her body, but she stops me, moaning in a particular spot. She pushes me back down, and I cock my head to the side. Does she want me or not? 

She removes a hand from one of my horns and reaches for her sex. I nearly protest her touching herself when I am right here, but she rubs a small circle over the very top of her opening, and I see it then. Ahh- This is what Vektal had mentioned, the nipple. 

I nudge her fingers out of the way and lap at it slowly. It is a strange bud, less similar to how I imagined nipples and feeling much more like sucking the meat from the river-creatures that live in the streams in the summer time. I dare not bite my Resonance, though. I know this is working for my mate, because she writhes below me, her hips arching off my bed and her cries growing louder as I increase the speed of my tongue. 

Her hands are gripping my horns, holding me in place with her desperate pleading. I do not relent my tongue upon her, even when she’s panting “Please, please–” because she hasn’t pushed me away. I do not know if this part is the human custom, but she isn’t pushing away, so I continue. 

Her slickness is better than any catch, even the rarest. She’s warm and balanced and I can’t imagine how I’ve lived before having this. She’s saying something about moving or going somewhere when her thighs suddenly crash against my head, deafening me. I keep my mouth open as she rocks and shudders upon my tongue. I use a hand to ease the aching in my cock, relieving some of the pressure she’s caused me to build. 

I cannot tell if she’s like the other humans, or if this mating is strange for them. After her thighs ease from my head I go to lick her more, but she pushes me away with a strange, small foot. She waves me toward her, wrapping her legs around my waist and pulling me down atop her.

Her hand goes to grip my cock once I am holding myself above her, and I cannot deny my own need for any longer.

The moment her small hand wraps around me, my mind goes blank aside from the pleasure of it.

+

He’s huge. Okay, he’s massive, thick and veiny and with the built in ridges it has you seeing stars before he’s even entered you. 

But he’d just made you come so hard that you need more, and your clit is much too overstimulated. You guide the crown of him to your entrance, and he sucks in a sharp breath. Yeah, you doubt he’ll last long, which is a good thing considering his size. He’s thick and muscled and holy shit, the ridges feel amazing. 

The first inch of him is a stretch already, and he pulls out to spread your wetness and his own along his shaft. His re entry is smoother, drawing moans from both of you. He’s shuddering within the first few minutes, and with those kinds of muscles you know its not because he’s getting tired. 

You adjust your hips, angling upwards more and your mind goes blank. He’s brushing your g-spot already, and he’s only making shallow thrusts. Your legs squeeze him, pulling him in harder and your eyes roll back. God, he’s perfect for you- your nails bite into his soft skin and you think he likes it, because he leans down and places a bite mark on your shoulder, the elongated canine teeth leaving gentle pock marks where they intended your skin. He looks there proudly, and slams into you. The slapping sound of his thighs meeting yours echoes through his home, and your moans join it.

You’re wet, dribbling wet and it’s about halfway through fucking that you notice his hands aren’t what keeps brushing over your clit, but a second, smaller and softer dick that has been nudging you the whole time. Your legs quiver at the idea of it alone, all the things that it could do-

He stiffens when your insides clench around him, his thrusting faltering for a moment. Then, he’s gripping your hips and lifting you, pulling you forward with every one of his thrusts into you. His pace is demanding and with the g-spot stimulation and his second dick… You’re a mess. You're spilling profanities and cursing him to the worst places imaginable. Thankfully, he doesn’t understand what half the shit you’re saying means. Doubly thankful, he doesn’t stop his relentless assault on that tender spot inside of you. 

The ridges on his dick are fucking incredible as he pulls out and slams back in, and it heightens the experience even more. There’s no chance you’re not going to cum from this. It’s hard to hold back, and with the new positioning you’re nearly drooling with the immense pleasure of it all. The second he palms your breasts, your eyes squeeze shut and you’re trying to hold back your climax, but it washes over you anyway. you’re squirming, cumming on him with an intense sense of need and belonging. You’re sent through the peaks of it relentlessly, his second dick rubbing away at your clit as you ride through it. It’s intense and demanding and possibly the most mind-shattering fuck you’ve ever had. Even without the whole giant-blue-alien-mate thing.

He doesn’t stop thrusting, and as you pant and groan he’s bringing you into another orgasm with the way his other member rubs against you. His strokes are becoming frantic, feral and completely brutal as he fucks deep inside you. Your pussy clenches, milking him and he snarls something in his language that you don’t yet know. He stiffens, providing only shallow thrusts that have you seeing stars. Your body is jelly as he pumps into you, then he’s tightening his hold, his blunt nails digging into your skin. His eyes flare, and you can tell he’s wishing he had the restraint to keep fucking you.

He’s groaning, a guttural feral sound that is like a sweet song in your ears. He spills inside you, pulsing and twitching and god he’s gorgeous and so sweet as he fills you. He licks at your neck and flicks his bumpy tongue over your nipples, his hands going to cradle you in his arms. 

His tail is wrapped around your ankle like some kind of anchor point as you lose yourself in the pleasure of it all. 

You’re brushing his hair back and nuzzling into his neck the moment he lies down beside you, pulling you into his embrace. Like you’ve been lovers for your entire lives. 

His plan is likely to be just that.

[ohh-my-starss]

I have very very mid drawing abilities, so I made my characters from my fic "Not-Hoth Reveries" in sims. It was a lot of fun and I have no where else to share them so hereee we goooo

Of course we have our wonderful main character, Odette, first!

And then I had to put glasses on her for fun. Yeahh she doesn't have them on Not-Hoth, but she still looks so cute in them!

Next up, we have the queen Isabel 💅 I adore the mischief in her eyes.

Bonus because shes so pretty

Next up, sweet sweet Felicity ♡

Of course, I can't forget the best boy, Jude

The hair isn't exactly how it's supposed to be, but im working with base game. Im not paying for all those expansion packs. I also wanted to represent Jude before haircut and after his later haircut.

My best friend says he looks like "he's very passionate about the performing arts" and I think thats one of the funniest things I've heard 😭

Next is kinda a fic spoiler as the next chapter isn’t out yet, but here's who's been referred to as "Pod girl".

That slight spoiler below

Here's number 5 of our Not-Hoth survivors, Farah!

I just think she's so pretty 😭

[thisblogisaboutabook]

Kind of want to do a series of one-shots with an overarching storyline that’s an ACOTAR and Ice Planet Barbarians style crossover.

So basically a symbiont like in IPB is required for the survival of fae and humans, but it causes resonance in an effort to repopulate Prythian after a lost war and each chapter would feature a pairing of an OC with an ACOTAR character.

Heavy on the whole mating bond/breeding kink/strong males simping for delicate humans and trying to “woo” them type of thing.

[acourtofladydeath]

@nessianweek Has Arrived!!!

For Day 1, I have "In Due Time" After many years of being happily mated, Nesta is finally ready to have children, and gives Cassian a particular book to read as a way to tell him. This fic follows them on their journey through conception.

It was also an excuse for me to write that Nesta and the Valkyries are Ice Planet Barbarian fans. Because they would absolutely love that series.

Enjoy loves!!

[wickedfelinaxo]

March books!

-DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND READ THE CROWNS OF NYAXIA SERIES!!! I am obsessed. Don’t skip the novella that comes after the first book. It’s called “Six Scorched Roses” and is so good. I believe I will write some fics for this series in the future 🥰

-The Witch Collector likely deserves a better rating as I listened to this one via audiobook and found the audio itself to be boring. However, I have a special edition of this book on pre-order and will review again once I’ve *physically* read it. It has a lot of potential and the FMC is mute, and seeing stories/representation of individuals with disabilities is important to me! Also, the author is amazing to her fans!! So I would still suggest giving this series a chance. I’m looking forward to reading the next book in the series.

- Butcher & Blackbird. Listened to this on audio and it was fucking awesome.

- Yet another reread of ACOMAF aka my Roman Empire

- Slaying the Vampire Conquerer was good. I didn’t enjoy it as much as I wanted to but I liked it still. This is a standalone novel in the Crowns of Nyaxia world and characters from it will be introduced in later books in the series. I think I will have more of an appreciation for the book whenever I see how they fit in.

- Ice Planet Barbarian books 1-3. You know what? I like it. It’s fun PWP with endearing characters and hot himbo aliens that just wanna take care of their mates and make babies with them. I plan to read more of these books.

- Fourth Wing. I fuckin’ adore Violet Sorrengail. Underdog who is a cunning, resilient badass but also completely relatable in the sense that she spends the entire book thirsting for the hot dude that is totally dangerous for her. Bc I too would be internally warring with myself like, “He could kill me???? Yeah, but he’s HOT.”

[the-lonelybarricade]

Fwiw any update to your fics for feysand week would be a blessing to me. Especially We Bleed the Same becahse I love it so much and I’m dying to get more insight into Rhys’s side

But anything you write that’s feysand is an automatic win. You’ve never written anything feysand that was less than 20/10 no notes sheer perfection got me crying screaming throwing up

…but if you’re taking “requests”, other than WBtS, I have been curious about A Ripple, A Tidal Wave (but no pressure)

This is so sweet, thank you! 🥺💕

A Ripple, A Tidal Wave is one I've been feel antsy about working on! I've been reading the Ice Planet Barbarians series (on book 10 now!) and all of the wound care and forced proximity I've been reading about has made me long for Feyre nursing her big overgrown bat back to health 👀

I won't make any promises, but I think an update for that one is on the horizon

[separatist-apologist]

crawling into your ask box to beg for your monster book recs

i've had my eye on ice planet barbarians for a while, but i thought i would ask the resident monster expert

you already had me picking up the captive prince i'm the captive prince anon so i know you'd never do me wrong

Sorry, Captive Prince anon. I turned anons off tonight and deleted all [garbled number] asks in my box (sorry if your ask went unanswered) so now everyone is forced to say what they think to me to my face for the time being.

My monster fic recc's?

The Hoard King series by Zoey Draven. If you know me then you know how rabid I am about this series. Humans vs alien barbarian dudes (they have tails if memory serves me- perhaps a reread???). Basically humans are resettled on a new planet and a few (un)lucky ladies run afoul with the local warlords. I think it checks a lot of ACOTAR loving girlies boxes

Of course you should read Ruby Dixon's ice planet barbarians but her dragon shifter series was the inspiration for Wonderland and if you liked dragon shifter Lucien/Az/Cassian, you will LOVE hers. The premise is different- earth is also inhospitable thanks to a rip in the world where dragons come through, and surprise! They have human mates.

Opal Reyne is like, 101 monster girlie reading. I really liked her Duskwalker Bride trilogy and that's probably where I would start if you're looking for a legit monster

The Krakens Sacrifice by Katee Robert- it's fine. Something about Katee Roberts writing is just meh to me. Sometimes it's really good and I love it and other times it's just not it. I didn't like her RH Vampire book and I know people raved about it, and I did like this mostly. I finished it, and I think its good.

Finley Fenn's Orc Romance series. God yes, and you can finally see what @/ablogofbipanic is always teasing me about. These books are REALLY good, again I think the ACOTAR girlies would enjoy it. I have one minor complaint about how much the FMC enjoys drinking a certain bodily fluid and when I flippantly said it must taste like diet coke they way they go after it, I have never known a moments peace

Devoured By Monsters by Katie May and Ann Denton. Is this good? No. Not at all. Is it entertaining? yes. And sometimes that's enough. It's reverse harem that leans into the monster genre in the most absurd way (someone can shape shift into a mouth) and the whole time I was like, do I need to re-find religion? Uncertain.

This is where I would start for now. I almost added the spider romance that was the inspiration for Vansssssspider but honestly it has too much spider politics and not enough spider [redacted] which is what we all came for.

[eddiesgirlyyy]

I’ve neglected anything and everything to do with Eddie Munson (save some fics I’ve been following for a while) because I have been held hostage by Ice Planet Barbarians and Icehome for the last three weeks. I’m so ready to get back to my favourite metal head 😍 But seriously if you’re open minded, please try Ice Planet Barbarians my friends 🫶🏽

[c-e-d-dreamer]

hi!!!if you don't mind could we know more about what are you planning for nessian week?I live for your fics and I know whatever you're going to bless us with is going to be awesome

First of all, I do not mind at all! You can always ask me about my fics, lovely Anon! I love talking about them 🥰 Second of all, you are so sweet! I hope what I'll be posting lives up to the hype. Which brings me to third of all....

I originally was planning 7 fics for Nessian Week, but considering it's 2 WEEKS (!!!) away, it's safe to say, that's not happening. Lol. Currently, I have 3 fics written!

The first is a PWP, very smutty one-shot of Nessian being in love and horny post-canon. The second is a funny one-shot inspired by an Anon prompt I received which is that Nesta owns a dog that absolutely hates Cassian (in the fic, he's an Australian shepherd named Bingley 🥹). And the third is a bit angsty, but it's rockstar Nesta who writes a song about her breakup with Cassian, but it does have a happy ending, I promise.

Along with those 3 completed as of right now, I am also hoping to write a part two to my fic, Baby, Now We Got Bad Blood, because in a surprising twist I didn't see coming, people loved that fic? And want more? I also have started and (fingers crossed) am hoping to finish an Ice Planet Barbarians AU.

And if, by some miracle, I get those two fics done, I'm hoping to finally start writing hockey Cassian to post for free day, but... We shall see

[mkstrigidae]

WIP Game

Thank you @cellsshapedlikestars for tagging me!!! This has made me realize how many ridiculous things I have floating around in my fanfic writing folder and hopefully doing this will help jog my brain into writing mode because hoooooo boy has it not wanted to be there.

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

(Also I have a system I use where I save writing files with the original work title abbreviated, then the pairing name if clarification is needed, before the working title of fic so I just kept that in for clarity's sake- like this is not an exaggeration this is genuinely how I have to keep things organized to prevent complete digital anarchy on my laptop)

ACOTAR- Nesta Death Magic

ASOIAF/LOTR- Sansa Drops into Middle Earth

ASOIAF-Jonsa- Demon Librarian AU

ASOIAF- Drunk Shenanigans/Herpetology AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa- East of the Sun and West of the Moon

ASOIAF-Jonsa- Fae AU's

ASOIAF- Sansaery- Growing Strong

ASOIAF- Jonsa- Ice Planet Barbarians AU

ASOIAF- I'm not dead yet

ASOIAF-Jonsa- 24 hr Diner/Mob AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa Mermaid AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa- New Star Wars AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa- Nuclear Winter Wonderland AU

ASOIAF- Pacific Rim AU (Maelstrom Series)

ASOIAF- Jonsa Plague AU

ASOIAF- POTC AU

ASOIAF- Reincarnation AU

ASOIAF- Jonsa Roommates AU

ASOIAF/HMC- Sansa as Howl and Willas as Sophie

ASOIAF- Santa Clarita Diet AU

ASOIAF- Jonsa Soulmate Oneshot (Surgeon/Bodyguard)

ASOIAF- Star Wars AU (Luminous Beings)

ASOIAF- Jonsa- The one where Jon dies (but not at the end)

ASOIAF- Jonsa Titanic AU

ASOIAF- Jonsa Wolf Shifter AU

ATLA- Katara Character Study

FMA- Royai Howl's Moving Castle

Fringe- Hogwarts AU

HP- Dramione- Hermione obliviates her parents before fifth year AU

HP- Hermione and Luna

Labyrinth- Jareth Vanishes and Sarah Returns

MCU- DarcyNat- New girl in town

Naruto- Criminal minds AU

Star Wars- The Blacklist AU

Extra Treat below the cut if you aren't completely bored:

The names of all my APWH specific WIP files (They're organized into arcs rather than chapters- Mild spoilers possibly) (I swear to god I'm not making any of these up)

APWH- CH 17-18-19 Draft

APWH- Aftermath/Finale

APWH- Ages/Time Zone/location Reference Points

APWH- Baelish Defense

APWH Bits and Pieces

APWH- C10H8N2O6 Notes

APWH- Ending Bonanza- Get WRECKED Petyr

APWH- Lysa's Prequel

APWH- Drunken meeting AU

APWH- Bits and pieces- Ch 16 onward

APWH- Ch ?- Shit hits the fan

APWH- Ch 16 New Draft

APWH- O & D's Current Case Notes/Investigation into Alys' Disappearance

APWH- Sansa goes back to school

APWH- Sansa Talks to the Media?

APWH- Sansa's summer tour

APWH- the Lakehouse (theoretically)

APWH- The Trial

I'll tag @rabidbehemoth, @mouseymightymarvellous, @woodswit, and anyone else who wants to give this a shot!

[tadpolesonalgae]

Hii, can you recommend ANYTHING about monsterfuck? I just discovered it by your az story and i need to read more about thatt (even books or other ffs). Thank you smm

Warning: monsterfcking

Okay, I feel kind of bad but the whole reason I started Teeth and Talons was because I couldn’t really find anything? (granted I’m not too sure on where to look either, I just kind of searched up teratophilia one day and here I am)

In terms of fics, the closest things I can think of are some of @azsazz ’s omega verse fics which can be found under the A/B/O section of Myths and Monsters (which are so good)!

For books—and I’m so sorry about this—I know a Shrek inspired erotica called Get In My Swamp and a series called Ice Planet Barbarians which is basically alien porn! There are also two monsterfcking ig accounts that I like, one being @/sabiniusz (more fantasy oriented) and the other being @/caezhel (werewolf)

I’m sorry if this isn’t really that helpful, it’s the best I’ve got at the moment :(

(Also here’s a sneaky link if you want some monsterfcking toys—warning: it is a sex site, so don’t click if any of that’ll make you uncomfortable!)

[bloodycassian]

I started reading ice planet barbarians and I'm actually really into it lmao

[shyspider]

I just read a fic called Bedlam. It's a really original story thats a mesh of transformers universe but mainly focuses on tfp. I doen't want to spoilt to much if you haven't read it but there is a 'soulmate' situation later in the story thats made in a very interesting and well written way. I was wondering if you have any plans for a future story that has a bot-human soulmate/sparkmate situation? I Like the thought that a con or bot find themself before a human and then realise that their 'other half',and the ramification that comewith the realization that other could be in simular situations .Also if you haven't read this fic I highly recommend it!

First I'm going to leave a link to the fic you mentioned in case that sounds like it's up anyone's alley. https://archiveofourown.org/works/39643506/chapters/99242037

Do I currently have plans to write a soulmate AU? No. But do I have a concept and a few notes written for a Transformer soulmate AU? Yes...

Full disclosure, soulmate/fated mate tropes are one of my least favorite romantic relationships to read in a story. But it is the fave of my best friend, who really wanted me to read her favorite series 'Ice Planet Barbarians' by Ruby Dixon, which is ALL fated mate pairings. So I do, and of course I immediately come up with an OC who just defies the soulmate premise, just fights and rages against it, refusing to let their freedom of choice be taken. And then I applied that concept to Transformers.

So, currently, I have the worldbuilding mapped out: TFP universe with a soulmate concept that I haven't seen in any other fics (but I don't read a lot of soulmateAUs, so maybe someone has). I have our friend group planned, and I know the kind of role I would want 'you' to play. And I know I'm going to lean heavily into the 'enemies to lovers' trope. I'd give more details, but I want to leave some for mystery. Right now, the idea is just sitting in a text doc, waiting for an ending (because I never move to phase 2 in my writing process until I come up with an ending)

[acourtofladydeath]

🎵❤️ I love the winter Autumn weather, so the two of us can get together. There’s nothing sweeter, finer when it’s nice and cold I can hold my baby bat closer to me💚🎵

[said Eris, to Azriel]

Hi it’s Santa again!

Thank you so so much for that detailed response, I feel like I have a really good grasp on what you love about Azris, and it’s kind of great just how well it lines up with what I love about them too!

My questions for you this time (last ones of the day I swear) are:

Canon-verse or AU? Do you have a strong preference for one? Or for any particular AU?

What are your favorite books of all time, of any genre? (It doesn’t have to be fiction or for adults but I’m sorry to say that I’ll need you to pick non-SJM works lol)

HI SANTA, I'm loving your songs, and I'm so happy to hear we have similar interpretations/interests of these babes!

I think I prefer Canon-verse for Azris right now, I feel like there's so much there to explore!! Especially with the court intrigue aspects of them, and the IC. Plus WING, SHADOW, AND FLAME INTERACTIONS (sexual or not sexual).

I love when the shadow babies are their own people with their own drive, and especially when they're obsessed with Eris. (I gave one of them a name in my 3 Jewels fic and I think Sariel will make repeat appearances)

Favorite books outside ACOTAR, and I'm giving you a lot in no specific order because my tastes are super varied and I'm a mood reader:

The Mate Games by Meg Ann and K. Loraine (all of them, including the spin offs)

The Iliad by Homer

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

Dark Olympus series by Katee Robert (they're all HEA, but the HEA happens RIGHT in the last chapter and I wish we got a few chapters of them being happy after the resolution)

The Cat and Mouse Duet (Haunting & Hunting Adeline) by H.D. Carlton

Ice Planet Barbarian Series by Ruby Dixon

The Vicious Lost Boys series by Nikki St. Crowe

The Four Horsemen by Laura Thalassa (I love them all but if I had to rank them starting with my fave: Death, Famine, Pestilence, War)

I really really love Egyptian and Greek mythology & writings (considering getting tattoos of the gods and goddesses level of love).

I'm also a huge dark romance reader (the more TW the better IMHO).

Also adding my current reads: "Legendary" from the Caraval series by Stephanie Garber, "The Sinner" by Shantel Tessier, and fanfic "Burning From the Inside Out" by TheTeaQueen on AO3.

SEE YOU SOON SANTA, CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO CRAWL DOWN THE CHIMNEY AGAIN.

(please you can reach out as much as you want I fucking love this)

[greenconverses]

Recently read: I read things! Mostly because I was having a mental breakdown and needed non-screen time, but whatever. Reading happened. 

I can’t believe we’ve up to 13 Mercy Thompson books at this point. Miraculously, Mercy didn’t get beat to shit and back for the five hundredth time in Soul Taken, but the plot was a lot of the same old, same old. This series will never be one of my favorites, but a new addition is always good for an unplug and leave the brain at the door session. (★★★)

Prince of Song and Sea is just badly done Little Mermaid fan fic. Linsey Miller tried to inject some interesting backstory for Prince Eric, but keeping a good chunk of the story confined to the original three-day timeline made everything messy and logistically impossible. Also, it was a weird choice to keep Ariel in the background once she was involved in the adventure in favor of the random, flat OCs. But I don’t know what I was expecting from a lazy Disney crash grab. At least the cover is pretty! (★★)

Absolutely adored Heartbreaker by Sarah MacLean. Such a huge improvement over the first book in the Hell’s Belles series, probably because the rest of Belles were off page for the majority of the book. The weakest parts of the book were when they were all together and doing “we’re a sassy band of fearless ladies who are smarter than everyone!” thing. Otherwise, the romance was fantastic, hot, and everything I want from a Sarah MacLean book. (★★★★.5)

I have no real thoughts about The Return of the Duke by Lorraine Heath. Wasn’t super memorable, but it was fun once we got past the first few chapters. So many books exist in her extended Trewlove universe it’s sometimes hard to keep track of who is who. (★★★)

My main takeaway from A Line In The Sand by Teri Wilson? Dog people are insufferable. Also, I’m deeply tired of the cutesy elderly folks scheming to get the couple together trope in romance. It’s not fun!!! Neither is dragging your stupid dog everywhere, main character!!! Stop it!!! (★)

Honestly, I liked Bound to the Battle God better than the first Ice Planet Barbarians but there’s just something about Ruby Dixon’s heroines that drive me nuts. Probably because they’re constantly being like “ew, I look like a slut/ho” in their internal narratives. Very early aughts/2010s romance of them. This book was waaaaay too long in the way lots of self-pubbed things tend to be. (★★★)

[sio-writes]

Meet the Author: Sio-Writes

Since I've seen so many intros going around, and my own pinned post doesn't have much about me, I thought I'd tell you all a little about myself for anyone who's curious!

I go by Sio here, and my pronouns are they/them. I'm 28 and I live on the East Coast of the US (in just...the worst state out of the 50.) and I've only ever been outside the US on a cruise to the Bahamas, but I want to travel as much as possible when I'm able.

I'm definitely queer, but my personal label tends to, uh, vary? Based on how I feel that day mostly, lol

I started writing in, like, third grade, age 7, and that's even longer than I've been doing art! I rediscovered writing a while back, specifically the monster community on tumblr (back when it was so small) and it's been two years and I keep consistently getting ideas, so... Here we are, lol.

I looove horror movies, especially the artsy ones like Susupira or Raw, but I'm really not picky, even the popcorn flicks like Saw and Hostel scratch an itch in my brain. I'm also a massive fan of Junji Ito and atmospheric horror games like Detention.

I love to read most fiction genres, but fantasy and sci-fi (both hard and soft) are my darlings. I'm currently trying to get through Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes before the movie comes out. I used to read a lot of published romance novels (Last year I gobbled up all 22 Ice Planet Barbarians in like a month) but the options on Kindle Unlimited are, uh, Limited (hah.) So I've turned to tumblr and AO3 for my romantic reading needs. I also have to read for work and school, so a lot of non-fiction like Systems Design, Network Management, Super Hard Space Math, that sort of thing.

Speaking of, I'm currently enrolled in my Master's degree for Aerosoace Engineering! It's been an uphill battle (I tried the online thing and my ADHD brain went 💫 no 💫) But I'm hoping to start in-class again come August.

I work as an assistant systems engineer for a small construction firm, where I spend all day reading architecture plans and deciding where the security cameras and tvs shohld go. I really love it but I have Imposter Syndrome bad so I'm constantly worried they're gonna randomly fire me one day.

Lastly, I like to flit in and out of fandoms, so I have a lot that I like but I'm not neck-deep. They're like Avengers, MDZS, Steven Universe, Utena, Solar Opposites, Naruto, anything Ghibli, OFMD, and a ton more.

And, like, feel free to ask me anything? I love to help others as well as talk about my work, upcoming fics, literally anything. I want to be friends with all of you!

Aaand I think that's it? That's as much as I can talk about myself anyway. Thanks for reading!! ❤️