#id stare at me too

[multifanritz]

i am 22 years old

i am 22 years old

and yesterday i learned

it is NOT paper view

but

PAY-PER-VIEW

which makes so much more sense

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

[alienssstufff]

moar You Could've Applied Online fanart but its this duo in particular uvu

[peggy-uwu]

Listen so we know that Sebastian didn't have many human skills like cooking etc at the start of the contract right? so maybe at the very beginning, when he first meets Nina, she teaches him the very basics of sewing, just in case he needs them..

Just imagining like,,, a few days after Ciel returns from the cult with Sebastian, Angelina contacts Nina and asks her to go and check on Ciel, make him some clothes etc bc obvs the mansion burned down with everything inside of it.

She takes all Ciel's measurements, (notices all the scratches and the brand and everything else), and then says she'll stay for a day or two to throw together a few outfits and essentials for him. So Ciel goes to take a nap and she sits down and starts working on his clothes, some shorts, some socks, a nightshirt and a few coats, just enough to last him until she can get him a proper wardrobe. She drags Sebastian along with her thinking 'well hes a butler, he has to have SOME kind of sewing knowledge, he could at least cut some cloth pieces out' but NOPE hes completely useless.

So she sits him down and starts showing him some basic stitches, just in case something happens and he needs to fix something, while asking him about everything that's happened.

[mamawasatesttube]

being a pedant has its downsides because every time someone tags one of my timkon or yj posts as "#batfam" in my notifs i do twitch a little. thats not their group name thats a different group of people. there is precisely one (1) character that overlaps here. this is incorrect taxonomy

[the-holy-ghosted]

If forever gets lonely, take my hand . . .

[hirookouji]

seirin first years are trying to learn more about each other so furihata asks kuroko 'hey, that rainbow wristband of yours. do you wear it because it represents the generation of miracles?' but kuroko starts talking halfway through his question and goes 'yes i wear it because i'm gay.'

[thewastelandlosers]

So, Ahzrukhal is kinda sexy in a nasty, pathetic, slimy way

[harbingersglory]

according to a random online quiz i'm a stem not a butch, but i am a fellow miko simp! 😌💞 also i'm feral over your hc of switch kafka or any switch woman switches have my heart, and ei being flustered and cute <3 my degrader ass would be trying so hard not to tease her for it though

out of curiosity, if you could date any genshin woman what would your top 3 be and why? 👀 (i'm gonna hazard a guess that ningguang might be on the list)

lesbians just gravitate towards miko its verifiable fact 99% of her fans are lesbians (source; me) good 2 know ive reached my target audience

if i had to pick ohh....yeah ningguang is definitely up there i love her so much. pretty femme whos a bit snarky oh i am weak in the knees. also massive pillow princess vibes which as a stone butch is just. chefs kiss. furina is probably my number one though i am a sucker for pathetic sopping wet cat women. she leans more towards masc to me but i have enough hands for butches and femmes sooo. i can fix her. i can make her worse too. also super self indulgent but zhongli..i see her as a woman* (*its complicated) but i am a yapper and shes a listener its made to be /j also im a monsterfucker obviously im gonna fuck the dragon. is that even a question.

[beetroot-merchant]

can we please talk about them

[bangcakes]

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[thedrotter]

i thought i had left school behind me a while ago but i guess my brain hasnt got the memo yet because it went "nuh-uh-uh. its time to dream about FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL ALL THE TIME☺️☺️ !!!"

i have not seen a school stablishment in over a year AND I DO NOT EVEN LIKE SCHOOL IM NOT IN IT ANYMORE I GRADUATED JUST MONTHS AGO WHY AM I STILL DREAMING OF ENTERING HIGH SCHOOL😭😭 GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!! /lh

[hajihiko]

Makoto and Fuyuhiko both getting carded for stuff that's age restricted until they're both like, 40. The first time someone doesn't ask them for their ID it's a celebratory lol

Makoto: sigh... no it's okay, I get that a lot. Here's my driver's license.

Fuyuhiko: *flashes gun* IS THIS ID ENOUGH FOR YOU.

[plasplasplas]

A Christmas gift I received this year. I only read the Plastic Man comics online, so it's really cool to be able to hold it and see some of the art firsthand!

[feralthembo]

Tired of "you have to vote or youre bad and complicit" posts that dont acknowledge the voter suppression in america. I CANT vote. I dont have an id. To get an id i need a 5k wheelchair. They only issue a small number of ids daily. The place to get first time/out of state ids is a death trap even for my mostly abled friends. I have been unpersoned by the state for multiple years because of this. I cant get a bank account for my art business. I cant get a po box so i dont have to give out my home address to literal strangers when i beg for donations. I cant get a government cellphone in my name. I cant get snap!!!! Or healthcare!!!!!!!!!

And yet im gonna be seeing post after post blaming me and people like me, disenfranchised by the hoops we cant jump through, because we arent able to vote like everyone else