#idc at this point if this post ends up on the tag where people likes to say trash on him

[ircn-dad]

i-

i don't-

what in the house of sanity is happening.

1) Tony is not responsible for Wanda. She's an adult and she is responsible for HER SELF. Stop treating her like she's a baby who needs someone to cuddle her. But if we want to take a look on how he treated her sure... let's do it.

She didn't faced any consequences after Ultron. Who do you think made sure she wasn't arrested and imprisoned for the rest of her life? Pietro's Ghost? Tony took care of every avenger's reputation and payed for everyone. He let her stay in the compound AND when she was accused and people wanted to incriminate her he wanted her to stay safe in her house. Not a room with only a bed, a whole building with the man he loved. Just to protect her from hate.

But yeah, he's an horrible person.

2) HE WAS ABUSIVE TOWARDS PETER?

idk if I should laugh or not at this... he literally made Peter's life safer because if he never met him Peter would still wearing that unsafe pajama fighting the crime. Or maybe not, he would directly be dead.

If we want to blame tony for bringing a child during a fight, then we are all dumb. THAT-WAS-NEVER-MEANT-TO-BE-A-FIGHT.

Peter just had to web Team Cap to make sure they didn't escape (AND THEN BECOMING CRIMINALS Y'ALL, TONY WAS SAVING THEM), it's not tony's fault if Steve didn't changed his mind. Was it kinda irresponsible? yes. He is a bad model because he brought a kid to Germania? no. Peter was already a superhero, Tony didn't make him one. And Peter was excited to be there, so I don't really know what's y'all problem.

In homecoming was he distant? yes, but because he needed time to heal. at the same time, he was always looking after Peter and always helped him when he needed it the most. He just wanted Peter to be safe and to be just a friendly spiderman. Y'all wanted Peter to be like Raimi!Peter but when Tony also wanted that, you get angry. Ok.

I won't speak about infinity war and endgame because all he did during that movies was to care about Peter, protect him and save him from death. But yes, sure, he's abusive.

3) Harley.

Have we watched the movies or...

Let me start with saying Harley didn't need Tony like Peter needed him. Harley had a mother and a sister, what should have Tony done? Staying with him and leaving everything behind? let me remind you that he HAD to leave him, or, y'know, not a big deal, Aldrich would have won. Also, we're all forgetting how Tony payed for Harley's house and his little sister's watch. Yeah he didn't care about him either.

Second thing. Did you watch endgame funeral? Harley was invited. Pepper would never invite a kid tony met ten years earlier. they must stayed in contact during the time. But no, let's say he's a bad model because he didn't adopted a kid who he just met and who already had a mother and a sister.

Was the comment about being a pus*y kinda cruel? Yes. But it's a joke. J-O-K-E. And it doesn't look like Harley was crying because of this. Just because he made some jokes, he gets hate. Okay.

4) This one is the worst.

Y'know, I can almost see why you can say the first three things. Almost. Because you only saw what's bad about their relationships, okay.

But on this one I don't really understand.

Every interaction they had was showing how much tony cared for the kid. You're saying pepper had to take care of her, but we didn't even see a scene of them before the funeral. Tony was a Caring and lovely father, not like his own father. Morgan loved her dad, she didn't act like a kid around an absent father and I myself have an absent father since I was born and I never acted like that with him. He treated her like a princess, and he was ready to not help everyone because he didn't want to risk his daughter's life.

Are we watching the same movies or

[goldenpinof]

For the editing comparison, one example for me is the Incoherent video (edited by Kris) vs. pre-hiatus Santa Banter video.

Both are turn-based card games where they read stuff and think for the answer, but in the incoherent video, there’s a lot more jump cuts, zooms, edits etc. while they’re thinking whereas in santa banter, it was mostly just one extended clip from pre-reading card banter to post-answering banter. The incoherent video also cuts out a lot more of the parts where they’re pulling a card or switching an answered card for a new one. While those bits might not add much comedic value, I feel like they go a long way to make the video seem more chill and coherent in its entirety.

Also (this might just be my personal opinion) both dnp seem to talk in a more excited/exaggerated tone and cadence now? Especially in the shorter videos. They also tend to use more upbeat and prominent background music now for those, so with that and the editing combined a lot of the post hiatus videos end up feeling too quick-paced yet scattered to me :/

Cal @calvinahobbes this might be interesting to you :)

yeah, anon, i get what you mean. and thank you so much for giving an example and explaining it. content-wise Incohearent is the S tier video, editing-wise? not so much. that's what i meant when i said in tags "idc what they do now, old editing will always be there for me". post-hiatus ideas and content can be excellent, but if i feel like i have to chase the video because of the editing? bye. i'm not gonna return to it unless i need to (to take notes or gif). i have no desire to rewatch the majority of the new videos for the sake of rewatching. and i want to rewatch old videos quite frequently. maybe nostalgia plays into it as well, but also the knowledge that i won't see 100500 unnecessary jump cuts and will see the process of playing the games. even if it's slow sometimes, idc, i like the process.

and yeah, i also agree that they exaggerate more (tone and reactions). mostly Dan. i don't think i noticed Phil doing it (maybe because he does the same on the ap channel, and i just stopped pointing it out to myself). idk if Dan genuinely thinks that loud = funny, but unfortunately it doesn't usually work like that. and if he's trying to show sarcasm by exaggerating his reaction, it also doesn't always land. sometimes this loudness is on point, so i'm not saying "shut the fuck up". i'm just saying that i noticed the shift as well. he is acting on camera a little bit more, giving the people what they want. but sweetie, i don't want that. i want boring shit, i want him to yap about politics and injustice and his interests, watch the games load and pull cards.

genuinely praying for more streaming content, because that is unedited yapping and fuckups <3

[stitchwraith-stingers]

i am still thinking about this fucking reddit list on how good the faz frights protags are and its still cracking me up

toby for years was told by his brother that he will never be like him, had a homelife that felt like they isolated him and was a social outcast and only when conner was like "nah whatever idc ill drop it" did he realise he was in the wrong and if anything was shown to be nice to tabitha and maybe had some anger issues, and seemed to make irration desicitions (i.e just, stabbing himself instead of quitting) but i dont get whats so evil about him to be on the 22th spot

chris and sarah wanted to fit in so badly they acted like someone they arent just to fit in, sarah found eleanor and she helped her while chris befriended the popular kids and lied about his parents just to act cool, they both ignored their old friends in favor of their new lives and who they wanted to be, only ending in identity theft as they realise that is not what they wanted at all

payton. my buddy payton im so sorry the redditors keep on fucking your story up, she was litterly so traumatized by witnessing marleys ""death"" that she didnt want to speak about it and didnt want people to accuse her of something she didnt do, HELL I DONT THINK SHE LIKED MARLEY AT ALL, i imght be wrong on that last detail though

i dont know why angel and alec are on different parts of the list (though its kinda refreshing to see someone NOT say that angel is the worst and then go omg... alec... my poor boy) considering they have almost the same situation > both had VERY obvious favortism in the family > had parents that were assholes > had little sisters who were smothered > had some body horror esque situation before demise (obviously w some differences) though i have no idea what makes alec worse in this list?? huh

reed i think didnt do anything, at all, like i think hes put in this list in a 'thought back bully and now hes seen as the person who started it' way, he didnt even plan to make him die or anything he just locked him in the suit, he was NERVOUS about having him be hurt if anything, actually HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE HIM DIE, IT WAS ORY WHO FUCKED W THE CONTROLLER AND THEY COINCIDENTLY HAD THE SAME MAGNETIC CONNECTION OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

devon i honestly could not care less about him to save my life sorry everyone ive seen ENOUGH yaoi posting of them to the point where its the only thing you talk about in the tag 30% of the time and its gotten annoying for me but i dont think he should be at the very bottom, hes not EVIL hes just, werid, thats it, guy had a terrible home life and you put him next to mr 'i am terrible with women' at the bottom??

who the hell is noah

why the hell are most teens at the bottom, this shouldnt be an evil tierlist this should have been "tierlist of who has been an asshole the most" or something, and half of the time they fucked around and found out

[frozen-coffee-chaos]

28 Hot Takes:

The glorification of a 24/7 dynamic via tumblr is disgusting to me & the reason I will never do it IRL again.

The amount of people who don’t understand the true definition of “intimacy” is super depressing.

Fantasizing about r@pe kink, CNC kink, @buse kink, and anything else of the sort is not consent to actually do that to someone. It’s not that simple & how glorified it seems on tumblr is disgusting.

If I posted shit months ago & you DM me about it, I have no fucking clue what you’re referring to and will ghost you cause I cba to scroll back and guess which of 12 posts you could be referring to.

Labeling yourself as a “Misogynist” even if it’s your kink is a red flag. So much better to state “Misogyny kink” btw.

Race play is disgusting. As an American Indian it’s super gross to fetishize my race when my fellow natives are still dealing with a massive gen0c!de.

Sexualizing and doing sexual things in little space is borderline Ped0phil!a imo.

There’s wayyyy too many people who say their age is 18 on here that if I’m suspicious of you, I block you. Idc if you’re actually 18 or not.

Sexualization of any mental health issue is disgusting and I wish you the worst.

Majority of the men on here should understand that you’re talking with real people.

Your “character” for your “Dom side” is a red flag & a double red flag if you call it that.

Blaming your Dom side is blaming yourself and telling me that you’re @busiv3 btw.

A lot of y’all need to do a better job of talking about aftercare and safety associated with harder kinks. All you’re doing is creating a warped reality for people and harming others.

It’s obvious when you are more into rough sex rather than bdsm.

It’s depressing how many doms I’ve had to lie to in order to end a scene because you were too horny and ignored me stating I’m not comfortable continuing.

It’s hilarious the amount of y’all who tell people to make a pinned post, then never read them.

We can also tell when you don’t read our pinned posts btw & I will shame you for it.

It’s hilarious to see how subs clarify they’re virgins but doms will never do so, even if it’s obvious.

It’s incredibly clear to me when you’ve done BDSM in person and when you found this on p0rn hub and now you want every Jane Doe to drop on her knees and serve you. Does not work that way btw.

B3ast!ality is not an okay kink, it’s fucking disgusting and if you share where you’re from… I do grab your IP and report you to your local police & make an anon tip to the FBI. Or just the FBI if you’re international.

I’m not here to deal with your insecurities. If we get along and seem to be friends, it’s a maybe at that point. But if you slide in and consistently bring up that girls don’t like how you look AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BASIC WHITE GUY, I genuinely don’t give a fuck and it’s a major turn off.

If you fetishize my sexuality (lesbian), you’re disgusting. No you can’t watch, pornhubs free asshat.

Sissies are annoying as hell, have often refused to take no for an answer, disrespect me and my boundaries the most, and overall just ain’t it.

Male switches who mostly sub, when y’all tried to Dom me… it was clear you were mostly a sub.

IF MY POST STATES IM A LESBIAN AND YOURE A MAN DONT SLIDE IN CAUSE IM GOING TO SHAME THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!

If you’re super into !nc3st to a point where you actually talk about your family members & share what state your from… I also report you to the state police and the FBI. If you’re international I report you to the FBI cause they can pass it off correctly.

As someone who has been in 2 sex cults now, it’s not as fun as you think. It’s actually depressing as hell and super abus!ve & I block you if you’re into it.

If you use the “t33n wh0r3” tag I assume you’re underage and block you instantly. Idc if your blog states your 29, I still block you.

[hairdestroyer]

TW: Grooming, mentions of NSFW content, mentions of s/h & sV!c!de

The tags are the fandoms he’s most active in so please be cautious, everyone

Okay, I was initially planning on waiting until I had taken screenshots of my own to talk about this, but I then realized I can make a separate post, this is serious and has gone on long enough so it’s time I mentioned it. However, before I do, this is not some big creator, I realize that, but they are a /very/ active user and though I only have screenshots from one victim and soon my own screenshots, there are at least five, possibly six, more that I know of, but I am no longer in contact with most of those people and I don’t want to go asking people to unblock someone like this. If they want to come out about this, that’s their choice, not mine. And, yes, you read that right. Five others.

This post is about @Mauroisthattired on Pinterest or @joshuakidd on here.

Because I know you’ll see this, hi, Josh, don’t even think about sending people my age and younger to beg me to take this down and forgive you again, you did these things, you are aware you did these things, now here are the consequences. And because I know you will, don’t you DARE hang your life over my or my friend’s head for this either, you have done that 100 times already and I do not have the energy to deal with it anymore. I may not have a big platform, but if you have publicly interacted with this person or know someone who has, please listen.

First, Joshua is not almost eighteen, he turned eighteen in March. I never wanted to mention my age on here, but it’s not like I’m posting p0/n so idc anymore, I kind of have to:

In late September, after I had newly turned fourteen, is when Josh reached out to me on my rp account on Pinterest, I hadn’t been active on there in awhile but I thought “what the heck, I need someone to talk to” so I agreed to role play with them. Josh was 17 at the time. Obviously, it was idiotic to have a rp account in the first place, but I’m aware of all the things I’ve done wrong so I won’t be focusing on that, that’s not why you’re reading this. I had admitted to him that I wasn’t online a lot so I sent him my main account, and god do I regret it.

It only took a few weeks for Josh to start overstepped boundaries, I had acknowledged that s/h is deeply upsetting to me so we wouldn’t get it involved in role plays, but he did. Not only that, but he would vent a lot and that would always end with me having to convince him not to harm himself. I will say, he was unaware of my age when this first started happening, but that isn’t that important because he didn’t give a shit. Very quickly it turned into I couldn’t not reply for a certain amount of time or else I would get berated by Josh or he would threaten to hurt himself. He’d always claim it was because I left him on seen even if I hadn’t been there to open the message in question at all. Whenever someone blocked him, he’d send their account to me in a “you know what to do” fashion, I never asked people to unblock him, but sometimes I’d block or unfollow them because I was afraid he’d check and go ballistic if I hadn’t.

At a certain point, he started begging me to add him to a group chat with my friends, always because he “needed more friends,” I never did because it didn’t work, but that didn’t stop him from reaching out. He’d spammed one of my friend’s comment sections asking them to chat with him until they gave in. Once they had he’d vent to them nonstop, send them NSFW art (never his), and once pressured him to send him pictures of his face despite his wishes. This friend is younger than me and was 13 at the time.

After he had ‘befriended’ my close friend, Jay, is when he got brave enough to start sending me NSFW, he would send me it to make fun of or just mid conversation without saying anything else. He never did straight up smut role plays, but he’d convince me to do suggestive ones where the s*x scene was always skipped (but still held the before all the way up until getting fully undressed and the direct after, not even the next morning), because he “refused to do suggestive role plays with anyone under eighteen” I never questioned it. At one point Josh threatened to end our friendship when I was disturbed that he was going to have a character attempt so it scared me out of asking not to do a certain scene, but ofc, he could tell me to stop because something was upsetting him whenever he wanted

Eventually there was the incident, my friend and I were taking a break from Josh and he didn’t respect it so I blocked Josh for the first time, while Jay was too scared to. Josh went mental. He screamed at my friend until I unblocked him to defuse things and had to explain to him what he was doing wrong, at the time the NSFW being weird hadn’t crossed my mind so I didn’t bring it up. He apologized, I tried to get him to understand, understand what he’d done wrong but the apology of “it’ll never happen again” was all I got either way. Around this time is when I had admitted my age, a few weeks or a month prior I had meltdown about how I was too young for this while Josh was venting to me, of course, that meant nothing to him.

[These screenshots do not belong to me, they belong to my best friend, Jay, like I stated. There are more examples, months upon months upon months of examples, but he didn’t want to relive any more than this and I do not blame him for that. He doesn’t go by either of these names anymore] Jay mentioned that he had gotten uneasy during their conversation about MLP, that’s why it was added

These screenshots are from /after/ everything had gone down. Eventually, my friend had enough, especially after being so shaken by the situation, so a few weeks after Josh’s 18th birthday he blocked him. I successfully comforted Josh after that and things went back to the “normal” of before. However, whenever Joshua wanted to vent he would try to manipulate me into letting him by saying things along the lines of “oh, but someone my age shouldn’t be venting to fourteen year olds” and he’d manipulate the situation so instead of him sending me NSFW out of nowhere I’d be asking him to because he “found something.”

I think Jay’s words of “he talked to me like I was a fucking dog” sum everything up. He did more bullshit, but this is long enough and I still need to make a post with my own screenshots.

If you took the time to read this, thank you, I just want people to know how abusive this person is towards everyone, including people his age.

When I finally blocked him for good it was because I realized he shouldn’t have been sending me literal NSFW, it took he about a week after with the Colleen Ballinger situation to realize what he was actually doing so I’ve been planning to make this post for awhile and realized that I’ll never truly be ready so I need to just do it.

Once again, hi, Josh, you took 50 years off my life. Congrats.

I realized early on how abusive things were, but I thought that being someone’s therapist was all I’m good for so I never brought it up. Funny. Expect a lot of vent art in the future along with screenshots of what he’d said to me, I lost an entire school year to this fucker and this post was just me recalling the basic outline of what happened

[ihatepeoplesomuchuwu]

I do not have the energy or care to spend any more thoughts about the CK situation but there's something that has been bothering me. I wish to start off that I do not support Tom, I haven't supported him for quite awhile before this happened because of other actions he did. However, even though I do not like Tom, I do not approve of people sending him death threats and causing him to leave. Do I think some of the things he said were shitty? Absolutely! Especially the stuff about racism and his hispanic/latinx ocs that are walking stereotypes! Do I think people should have gone to the extent they did to harass him? Fuck no. Goodness, we are a community, for the most part, of adults. Start acting like it, and if it truly bothered you so bad then just block his account and tags (when he was here)

As a POC, it's really bothered me that people have glossed over the things like how uncomfortable his only two hispanic/latinx character's were very fetishy and becoming insulting stereotypes but at the end of the day what can I do? Oh right, move on from it because there are other important daily life things to worry about than random people on the internet that have no direct contact to me and don't interfere with my real world life. Does it suck? Yes. Should I spend every waking breath breathing into my mic raging? No. I just can't fantom this behavior from either side, this isn't pointed at one side by the way, its at both because I quite frankly think people on both sides are acting ridiculously to internet drama we should be moving on from/shouldn't have let it come to this. That's all, I'm quite frankly tired of it because it does suck but it's a tumblr fandom, I have to keep reminding myself it's always been like this since joining this website 9 years ago it'll end up falling into the toxic internet culture bag. By the way, congrats on figuring yourself out with genderfluidity!

Anon...... I love you, take this ✨️👑✨️

In all seriousness, I have a high HIGH respect for you, and thank you for taking the time to do this. I completely agree and understand where you are coming from! I still stand by saying that this all should have just been handled privately, not just from the person who made the post but Tom as well. Like you said, we are all adults here, and this was all just the wrong way to handle this situation. We are all adults and this is one of those times that should have been handled privately first instead of out in the open where some people didn't even take the time to read the posts from both sides and just took the chance to threaten and harrass the opposite side. (Idc if you agree or not with someone, harassment is never okay and I'm sorry if you dealt with any of that anon) It's going too far at this point and just tiring to see both sides threaten one another over this. This happens. It's life, and people move on. As someone that I have talked to on here said, people mess up and make bad decisions. It happens and it's life. If you aren't happy or comfortable, then no one is stopping you from leaving. Your comfort is a top priority, and it's the internet. If you don't like something, then block or leave it. You, my dear anon, have said it so well that I don't even know what to add! UwU

As for the racism part of Tom's post(s), that was one of the things I did not agree on. I didn't take it personally(I am a white as fuck irish person who has only heard the "Lol alcoholic potato" jokes)and I can't even imagine how some people felt. I feel like I have no place to comment on it because I don't want to act like I know how it feels. It wasn't okay, in my opinion, and besides saying that I didn't agree with that, and it was upsetting to read. I wish I could add more, but you seriously said it a lot better! TwT

(I genuinely wish I could add more, but holy shit did you make such a beautiful and inspiring post, Anon! ^^ Thank you for taking the time to send me this, and I hope you have a wonderful stay here, we love and appreciate everyone here, my friend, SO YOU BETTER ACCEPT IT!!! ❤️ >:0)

(P.s. Thank you so much!!! Also, you dropped this ✨️👑✨️)

[selkiecoded]

thank you @eurydicees for tagging me (〃´▽` ) i love talking about myself. a list of my five favorite fics ive written (and thoughts!) oldest to newest

1. don't knock it till you've tried it

the magnus archives + 5.6k. this is, i wanna say, my most popular fic? and im glad for it! its one thing for your most popular content to be something you hate, but i think this still holds up really well. theres a lot i like about it, such as the pronoun/titles between povs, georgies whole pov, the ending line. high five past me. and OH MAN is it crazy that this has 700 kudos. its a very nice feeling to know that that many people liked something you wrote... even if what you wrote is about a guy murdering his past self haha.

2. i'm not wearing my usual lipstick, i thought maybe we would kiss tonight

ohshc + 16.4k. my ouran magnum opus! i still care so deeply for this hc, and i have gotten so many sweet comments on this, im very glad it resonated with a lot of people. 3k hits!!! i think thats really really good for an ouran fic posted in 2020. if i have time there are a few things id like to go back and change about this - unnecessary prose or some of the ending - but frankly, the emotional heart of this is something im very proud of. every person who reads this and either gets their gender reflected to them OR at least is indoctrinated into trans!tamaki is another point towards me making it to heaven. if i was going through this list by favorites, this definitely holds the number one spot.

3. blunt not the heart

the magnus archives + 11.3k. OH MY GOD. this is my UNDERRATED GEM. my white fucking whale. i am SO MAD that this has received DUST considering my another tma fic has 700~ kudos. SO MAD. i really really like melanie king as a character. outside of the feminism of it all, its really fucking hard to write an effective character study. getting into a characters head is difficult. you know what would make it easier? NOT WRITING IT IN SCRIPT FORMAT LOL. but heres the thing: i made it fucking work. the fact that tma is an audio drama/script format already definitely lends itself easier to translation, but it was an interesting exercise to try and get into melanies head while still maintaining the format. and tying it into macbeth? inspired choice, past me! while its not more popular unfortunately, im still insanely proud of it, and the attention it did get is personally satisfying. please read it!

4. Feel Your Way Home

artemis fowl + 12.6k. ah.. my artemis fowl magnum opus.. i still care for that silly little guy a whole lot, but at this point i will say that my artemis fowl obsession was bright, but fleeting. im really really glad i managed to write this before i fell out of it, and even more so I GOT IT PUBLISHED ON THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY!! thats something i am weirdly very proud of. i worked really hard on this for several long months, and i think it turned out very very well. this is one where i really dont care how much attention its gotten for not, as it was very much written for myself. and im pleased with it.

5. name your courage now

ace attorney + 11.8k. my newest one! probably still have a serious case of rose-tinted glasses on, but idc. i love maya and her relationships to her siblings a whole lot. i found her dialouge during her testimony just so insanely ripe for potential, i was shocked nobody else had ever seemed to talk about it. i have so many feelings about bridge to the turnabout! frankly, the entire time i knew what i wanted to do with this story, and i feel as if i pulled it off really effectivly. keeping it emotional while also utilizing aspects of mayas brash, funny voice for the narration was a challenge i enjoyed. that, and trying to use the canon dialouge for the most part, while also attempting to speed it up/make it sound less like it came out of a video game. again, im proud of it, and heres to hoping that it'll get more attention.

thats it! im not big on tagging ppl but if you wanna do this by all means, please tag me so i can read your stuff °˖✧◝(￣▽￣)◜✧˖°

[literalfuckingfreak]

In reference to your post about cp, I know many victims of CSA will delve into that area of fiction for a variety of means as coping, healing, processing, etc. (who subsequently get unfairly harassed like crazy for it) And in many organizations who find and report cp, that kind of fiction is a false flag that tends to clog up their reports. The disgust you feel is very fair, expected, and normal. But to be fair there is more nuance to it than we'd like to think about. As long as it's tagged and no living being is harmed in the making of it, it's fine to stay in its dark corners imo. For your consideration

oh yeah totally i dont actually care what people do in their free time i understand how people cope and shit. i just dont want to see it. like. u can tag it to hell and back with every possible trigger but im still going to see it if im going in the main tag unless i FIRST THING have to go in those to block out non con and underage tags (which . holy fuck i have to do WAY too much). write whatever you want but i cant see any reason for vent fics of that nature to be going up for ? other peoples enjoyment?? in the end what people do is none of my business and only marginally affects my life but its still not great to see when im minding my business 😭😭😭 esp since its triggering as fuck

anyway that's basically incomprehensible point is idc what people do im just sick of seeing it in places where its that easy for me to come across it and i dont think vent art of that nature needs to be shared for other people to enjoy

[volfoss]

Giomis 🥰🥰🙏

omg love and light u wanted to see me SO pissed tonight <3333

not even apologizing for this one but if u ship them uh fucking burn <3 but ill separate into bulletpoints for ease of reading

the fucking age gap besties are u really out here thinking an 18 year old quote unquote lusting (from what ive seen from fanon, its uh like that) after a 15 year old isnt predatory

so uh teehee let me kinda go thru some of the points id imagine the gross bitches would make for wow omg giomis canon:

affection: so its literally? like very easy to see that mista is someone thats canonically affectionate (ie stuff w narancia post the sale fight) and absolutely not remotely a reason to be like omg wow theyre so in love wow hes hitting on this 15 year old

the whole gun scene with the cioccolata fight when giorno was literally just?? like not fucking grabbing the gun from his hand, like hes not shooting steadily w one hand so he was steadying himself? especially when he presumably doesnt have a lot of use with a gun

the scene post the ghiaccio fight as if araki hasnt literally done this shit before (which idk to me it kinda uh feels a bit homophobic in the way of not treating gay ppl seriously but besides the point) with avdol and joseph and ive never seen anyone really be like omg this is THE part 3 ship the way that giomis is very much like a prominent part 5 ship

idk like im sure some ppl are bringing up shit like wow they work together in fights (which literally ALL of the main team do) or wow theyre the only two alive at the end but i literally will not go into that tag to find out idc

but onto the reasons i literally just do not get the appeal and hate it and will personally send u to the incinerator if u ship it. there is like 0 chemistry but also fanon understands these two guys like the least? wow i sure love reading fanon where its giorno cardboard cutout giovanna and guido horny as shit to the point its noncon mista

like not remotely that it would be good without the fandom not understanding them at all, but it just adds another layer onto this shit sundae

canons timeline of a legit week or less doesnt remotely give enough time for anyone to really develop meaningful relationships (which wow is why i literally do not understand like ANY giorno ships because dude he knew them for a week at most and thats nowhere near enough time to like get along with anyone or know them enough esp w like idk fugo and trish) but sure we're gonna slam these characters together because wow the main jojo HAS to be with someone else because god the jjba fandom is so fucking shitty with shipping everyone with someone but thats also just a general fandom problem

i just i dont see how hard it is to realize hey maybe lets not do a 15 year old and an 18 year old (im also fucking subtweeting the gross fucks that are also out here like omg trish x mista.... die <3) because literally the 18 year old has a few years on the 15 year old and it can definitely be positioned as a grooming situation

ppl just really fucking slam both giorno and mista with anyone that moves and its like? why? why does watching a show mean u have to ship people? why do people ship BOTH of them with fucking diavolo and members of la squadra? idk maybe its not enough that giomis in of itself is disgusting but people really make shit worse because they just dont know how to handle these characters

its literally just a friendship my guy, did u forget when mista shot giorno like unprompted? idk not like wow omg cute ship material. people just really need to pair giorno with ANYONE and cant even think of him as his own character (also a problem w mista fanon wise, but idk i blame giomis for this bc of how prevalent it is)

its so so hard for people to just realize hey not everything has to be romantic and not everything has to be interpreted as romance

anyways teehee fucking perish if u like giomis and block me 😍

[notepadsandtealeaves]

Wth Are You All Doing Here??

Immy’s 200 Follower Event 🎊 🎉 🎊 || [CLOSED]

MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT || 18+ ONLY ||

Thanks to everyone who participated!! 💖💖💖

The event is now closed and I’ll be working on finishing up the prompts that I got.

DISCLAIMER: I am a very slow and finicky writer. For this reason I don’t usually take requests because there’s a good chance that I won’t be able to actually come up with anything for some of them. The whole process usually just leads to a lot of stress and disappointment for all parties involved, honestly lol.

All that said I want to at least try, but there’s no guarantee that what you send me will be completed in a timely manner or even at all. If that is something that’ll bother you I kindly ask that you refrain from participating altogether.

There are now 200 of you guys kicking around (well technically 199, but w/e) and idk why lmao. But! I’m so very happy to have you nonetheless. To better show my appreciation I’ve decided to try my hand at a writing event. Will this end well? Who tf knows, but I still wanna give it a shot!

↠ The event will run from today, (Monday, August 23, 2021) until Monday, August 30, 2021, 12 am CST.

↠ Seeing as how this event is for my followers it would ideal if you were actually following me, but honestly it’s not that big a deal to me.

↠ I’ve provided a number of lists below for you to choose from; topics range from fluff to NSFW themes.

↠ All fills will be tagged with ((Immy’s 200 Follower Event))

↠ Rules and details can be found below the cut.

The Rules

↠ As stated in literally everything I post on here, this is an 18+ blog so minors shouldn’t be here. Still, I’m not so naive as to think there aren’t any lurking around here so… Look, all I ask is that you don’t come at me with anything NSFW.

↠ Anonymous requests are fine for the SFW stuff, but anything spicy will have to have a handle and an age attached to it. Sorry to all the shier folk out there, but since the kiddos won’t stay out of spaces where they don’t belong that’s the way it’s gotta be for the safety of all parties involved.

Note: Your age should be somewhere readily accessible, i.e. in the header/your blog’s about me section or in a pinned post. If I can’t find it within a few clicks then I’m gonna have to delete your message, sorry.

↠ I’m fine with writing for teen aged characters, but it’ll never go any further than cute fluff with a bit of hand holding/hugging/light smooching. Any NSFW stuff will always be with adult age characters; if this means I have to age up a character I will (and no, idc if that makes some people feel some type of way).

↠ You can either choose:

One (1) prompt and three (3) characters.

OR

Three (3) prompts and one (1) character.

OR

Two of one, and one of the other.

Basically what I’m trying to say is there should never be more than 3 of one thing (be it prompts or characters)—does that make sense??

Also you don’t have to pick three lol, that’s just the upper limit.

↠ You can mix and match prompts and fandoms.

i.e. 1 HQ boy for the tea list; 1 Batboy for the NSFW list; 1 VDL girl for the relationship ABCs list.

Or 1 character and 3 prompts from across the various lists.

Or 1 prompt for 3 characters from any fandom.

Or any other configuration you can come up with so long as it doesn’t exceed the 3:1 ratio.

↠ Also be polite.

This should go without saying, but this is the internet, so I feel the need to make this point explicitly lol. I’m a person, not a content factory, and would like to be addressed as such. Not saying you have to have a whole dialogue before your request (tho that’s fine too!) but a simple greeting goes a long way, yanno?

What I Will and Will Not Write

↠ I will write:

Everything from fluff, to thirst, to straight up smut.

I fucks heavily with angst lmao. H/C, H with no C? Oh hells yes.

Ficlets, HCs, imagines, scenarios; the format will depend on the prompt and my mood, honestly.

↠ I won’t write:

Pedo-shit, obviously

Incest

Noncon/dubcon

Bestiality

Watersports/scat

Vore/cannibalism

Heavy gore in a sexy way (tho I have no issue with it otherwise)

Anything related to tiktok. I’m too old to understand anything that goes on there and I’m okay with that lol.

Also please keep my work away from any other platforms. If I want it posted somewhere besides here and my AO3 I’ll do it myself.

There are probably others, but this is all I can think of off the top of my head. If you’re not sure about something just send me a message and I’ll let you know.

I also reserve the right to refuse a request on any grounds.

The Formatting

↠ Prompt(s); Character(s); pronoun preference; preference for SFW/NSFW.

Even if the prompt came from a SFW list I don’t mind adding in a bit of spice because I’m ~classy~ like that lol.

If no gender is specified I’ll default to a gender neutral reader.

The Fandoms/Characters

↠ The Batboys

Aside from the main boys, I don’t know enough about anyone else to feel comfortable writing about them in detail, but they may still pop up in the background.

Characters: Damian Wayne | Dick Grayson | Jason Todd | Tim Drake

↠ Haikyuu!

Still pretty new to this fandom, and am anime only besides so things may be OOC and-or not line up with canon.

Characters I’m most comfortable with: Anyone from Karasuno’s VBC, management and coaches included (*cough*Asahi* and Daichi are my favorites*cough*)

Characters I like but have never written for (italicized characters are my faves, btw): Akaashi | Anoe | Bokuto | Iwaizumi | Kenma | Kita | Kuroo | Matsukawa | Meian | the Miya twins | Sakusa | Tendo | Ushijima

Characters I’ll try to write for the culture lmao: Goshiki | Hanamaki | Kanji | Kyotani | Lev | Oikawa | Suna | Yamamoto

*Note: I’ve already done the whole of the ‘Wholesome Tea Prompts’ list with Asahi, check it out here.

↠ My Hero Academia

Still anime only for this one too, but I’ve Seen Some Things on here and yeah lol. I won’t be spoiling myself anymore than the bluehell site already has so whatever I write may not match up with canon as it stands in the manga.

Characters: Aizawa/Eraserhead | Dabi* | Keigo/Hawks | Yamada/Present Mic*

*Note: I’m in the middle of writing the Relationship ABCs for Dabi as well as the NSFW ABCs for Mic so I won’t be taking prompts from those lists for them. Also I’ve already done the NSFW ABCs for Dabi. Check it out here.

↠ Red Dead Redemption

I still love my emotional support cowbabies, even if I haven’t written for them since the start of the year lol...

Characters: Everyone in the van der Linde gang that isn’t Micah is fair game.

Note: I have already completed the whole NSFW ABCs for Javier over on my main blog (link), as well as letters A, C, D, and Z of the Relationship ABCs for all of the VDL boys.

The Lists

↠ Wholesome Tea Prompts ((source))

lemon tea; what are mornings like with them?

peppermint tea; what do they get excited about?

chamomile tea; what is their sleep schedule like? does it change around their s/o?

earl grey tea; how did they court their s/o?

milk tea; what are their kisses like?

coffee; do they get jealous easily? how do they show it?

rosehip tea; how romantic are they? how do they show affection?

black tea; what do they look for in a person?

pomegranate tea; at what point did they know they loved their s/o?

matcha tea; how and when do they propose to their s/o?

chai tea; how do they spice up their relationship?

hibiscus tea; what’s their favourite place to take their s/o?

green tea; how do they comfort their s/o?

russian caravan tea; how experienced are they with relationships?

english breakfast tea; would they want a family?

rooibos tea; what’s their favourite thing to do with their s/o?

↠ Various SFW ((source))

For these please be sure to include which flavor of fic (i.e. fluff, h/c, misc.) you want along with the number.

|| Fluff

“I’ll always choose you.”

“You remembered.”

“I can’t imagine a world in which I don’t adore you.”

“I’m so proud of you.”

“You make me lose my words like no-one else can.”

“I can’t believe I married you.”

“It feels like home here.”

“I never stopped thinking about you.”

“You’re such a sap.”

“I would run out of breath trying to describe all the reasons I love you.”

“It’s a surprise, so you can’t tell them.”

“I can’t believe you did that for me.”

“I can never say no to you.”

“You must be freezing! Here, take this.”

“I got you your favorite.”

“Shit, I think I’m in love with them.”

“There’s no one else I’d rather bother for the rest of my life than you.”

“I can only hope they’ll like it.”

“I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.”

“You’re stunning.”

|| Hurt/Comfort

Please tell me exactly how much hurt you want because I like the ‘H’ part of H/C a little too much lol...

“I’ll never be good enough.”

“Do you think I’d drop my walls like this for just anyone?”

“I don’t understand.”

“You deserve every single bit of what you have.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Losing you would be a nightmare that every day I beg to awaken from.”

“But you have me now.”

“I wish you could see yourself how I see you.”

“Shut up!”

“I just need some space.”

“They’re wrong, alright?”

“Shit, I didn’t mean to say that.”

“I refuse to let you talk about yourself like that!”

“Are you okay?!”

“There’s no need to apologize.”

“You’re crying.”

“They’re better off without me, I know they are.”

“I didn’t mean to, I swear.”

“It would take much more than that to drive me away.”

“Please, open the door.”

|| Misc.

“Do you not have better things to be doing?”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”

“Where the hell have you been?”

“That was up there with some of the stupidest shit you’ve ever done.”

“Spill.”

“There had better be coffee.”

“Get your ass over here before I drag you here myself.”

“That’s normal, right?”

“How many of these things have you eaten?”

“Do not touch that.”

“You have got to be kidding me.”

“This is quite possibly the last thing I had wanted to be doing tonight.”

“You didn’t.”

“This is gonna sound bad, so hear me out.”

“Are you sure you want to commit to that for the rest of your life?”

“It’s finally here!”

“Fuck what everybody else thinks!”

“You’re my best friend now, no take-backs.”

“Oh my god, please don’t tell them.”

↠ Relationship ABCs ((there’re so many floating around that idk who the originator is, soz))

A is for ‘Activity’ || What is their favorite activity to do with you? 

B is for ‘Beginnings’ || How do they act in the beginning of a relationship?

C is for ‘Communication’ || Are they good communicators? How do they normally talk about their problems or solve issues?

D is for ‘Drunk’ || What are they like when they’re drunk?

E is for ‘Emergency’ || How are they in emergency situations? (You get hurt, they get hurt, someone is dying etc.)

F is for ‘Free Spot’ || I’ll give you any headcanon I come up with.

G is for ‘Gifts’ || What kind of gifts do they give? What kind of gifts do they get?

H is for ‘Hugs’ || How do they show affection/cuddle?

I is for ‘Irritation’ || What is something that irritates them? How do they show their irritation?

K is for ‘Kryptonite’ || What is their ultimate weakness?

L is for ‘Laughter’ || What makes them laugh?

M is for ‘Morning’ || How do they wake up in the morning? Are they a morning person or a morning grouch?

N is for ‘Needy’ || When do they feel particularly needy? How do they show it?

O is for ‘Oasis’ || Where is their happy place? Where would they go if they didn’t have anything holding them back?

P is for ‘Pain’ || How do they handle pain? How do they handle when you are in pain?

Q is for ‘Quality Time’ || What do they like to do for quality time with you?

R is for ‘Reunion’ || How do they celebrate seeing you after a long time of being apart?

S is for ‘Stress’ || What stresses them out? How do they deal with stress and how do they relieve it?

T is for ‘Terror’ || What are they afraid of?

U is for ‘Unique’ || What is a quirk that is unique to them?

V is for ‘Vanity’ || How concerned are they with their looks?

W is for ‘Wow’ || What is something surprising about them?

X is for ‘Explicit’ || For all you degenerates.

See the NSFW ABCs list below.

Y is for ‘Yucky’ || What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?

Z is for ‘ZZZ’ || What are their sleeping habits? Both with and without you.

↠ NSFW ABCs ((I have no idea who to credit this one to either :/))

A is for ‘Aftercare’ || What they’re like after sex.

B is for ‘Body Part’ || Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s.

C is for ‘Cum’ || Anything to do with cum basically…

D is for ‘Dirty Secret’ || Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs.

E is for ‘Experience’ || How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

F is for ‘Favorite Position’ || This goes without saying.

G is for ‘Goofy’ || Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous? Etc.

H is for ‘Hair’ || How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.

I is for ‘Intimacy’ || How are they during the moment, the romantic aspect…

J is for ‘Jack Off’ || Masturbation headcanon.

K is for ‘Kink’ || One or more of their kinks.

L is for ‘Location’ || Favorite places to do the do.

M is for ‘Motivation’ || What turns them on, gets them going?

N is for ‘No’ || Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs?

O is for ‘Oral’ || Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

P is for ‘Pace’ || Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.

Q is for ‘Quickie’ || Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.

R is for ‘Risk’ || Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.

S is for ‘Stamina’ || How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…

T is for ‘Toy’ || Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

U is for ‘Unfair’ || How much they like to tease.

V is for ‘Volume’ || How loud they are, what sounds they make?

W is for ‘Wild Card’ || Get a random headcanon.

X is for ‘X-Ray’ || How they look with their clothes off.

Y is for ‘Yearning’ || How high is their sex drive?

Z is for ‘ZZZ’ || How quickly they fall asleep afterwards.

↠ Smutty/Flirty Prompts ((source))

“shut your fucking mouth.” “make me.”

“kiss me, kiss me again.”

“did you forget to lock the fucking door?”

“pull the car over.”

“i need you.”

“i want to hear you beg.”

“say my name again.”

“don’t make a sound.”

“look at my fucking neck, how am i supposed to face my mother?”

“we’re in public!”

“you’re mine.”

“are you stoned?” “does it matter?”

“we’re in public, dipshit!” “so?”

“stop talking.”

“fuck it, i can’t even pretend like i don’t want you anymore.”

“stop looking at me like that.”

“take your shirt off.”

“you have no idea what you do to me, do you?”

“tell me what you want?”

“i missed you.” “how much?”

“what if we get caught?”

“don’t leave any marks.”

“be quiet!”

“is it that obvious?”

“you really love to get on my nerves, don’t you?”

“we could always make a one night stand a two night stand.”

“when can i see you again?”

“you’re such a fucking tease.”

“how can i not look when you’re dressed like that?”

“come back.”

“take off your shirt.”

“i hate you so much right now.”

“say it out loud.”

“would you stop doing that?”

“would you be upset if i kissed you?”

“i need this.”

“i thought you ‘couldn’t stand me’”

“look at me.”

“that’s what i thought.”

“prove it.”

“don’t test me.”

“is this okay? do you want this?”

“tell me to stop, tell me or i won’t be able to.” “then don’t.”

“i can’t stop thinking about you.”

“it’s like three in the morning, what the fuck are you doing?”

“you’re making me crazy.”

“i want you all to myself.”

“i hate being so far away.”

“i have feelings too, you know?”

“this is such a bad idea.”

[dramaqueeenamby]

Waves: Quarantine

A/N: It's been way too long since I've done something for the Wavesverse, and I apologize deeply. I have a few requests related to this series to complete, but I couldn't knock this idea.

Words: 4K

Warnings: None

Tags: @babe-im-bi @notacamelthatsmywife @missyperle @queenoftheworldisdead @tashawar @valkryienymph @letsshamelessqueen-m @hello-therree @mani-lifes @liquorlaughslove @toni9 @koko-michelle @theequeenofcurses @taylortheeshowpony

Waves

Summer placed her phone inside of the mount and made sure that it was secured before she sat back in her bed, getting comfortable with the mass of pillows supporting her back, and smiling tentatively. “Hi, guys.”

Summer!

Someone tell me this isn’t a joke???? Please???

She lives!

Sis, blink twice if you need help.

Summer rolled her eyes. “Ya’ll better stop. I know it’s been a minute since I’ve hopped on live, but it hasn’t been that damn long.”

Summer continued to read the comments where more than a few people pointed out she hadn’t gone live on Instagram in over three months. Her mouth dropped. “Ya’ll lying. It has not been almost six months, has it?” She placed her hand over her mouth when people started dropping dates in the comments. “Okay, I stand corrected. Damn, I’m sorry, guys.”

Don’t be sorry, bestie. Do better!

Damn, ya’ll are so entitled. Celebrities have lives too.

What life? We all been in quarantine.

Rich people quarantine be different from us poor folks, I guess.

“So that’s actually one of the things I wanted to talk about.” Summer cleared her throat. “And I’m going to try really hard to make sure I word what I want to say as clear and as effective as I can, but I know this is still going to end up as a salacious headline. So, it is what it is.”

Oooh, Summer about to drop some tea.

I don’t see her wedding ring, ya’ll…..

I’m scared omg.

Watch this be nothing but a role announcement.

She shrugged and took a deep breath. “Okay, so a few days ago, I did the Buss It challenge, after being harassed by Sanda. And can I just say that filming was a challenge in and of itself? Not necessarily the movements but preparing? I’ve got two kids, twins, who are like the Tasmanian devil. I was literally up at 3 something in the morning trying to record it because my wild children won’t let me be great.” She chuckled. “Kids are something else.”

Summer truly jumped through hoops and was a damn near acrobat trying to figure out when she could not only get herself done up but actually record the challenge. Being the perfectionist that she was didn’t help, but the fact that she couldn’t recall the last time she’d put on makeup and dressed up was a whole other fiasco.

Quarantine definitely brought out her bum side.

“All of that aside, I truly was satisfied and happy with the final product when I posted it. In hindsight, I should have just left it that, but I wake up every day and choose chaos, so I decided to read the comments.” She blew out a breath. “One of the most frequent comments and really, insults, I’ve received my whole career. Primarily, since I was cast as Storm, revolves around how I look. I.e., my weight. I’ve been called fat, obese, out of shape, and so many other things.”

It was 100% true. The minute Marvel announced that she’d been chosen to play Storm, the racists came all out of the woodworks. She was too short, too chubby, too dark, too black. And Summer didn’t care, not a bit.

“Even,—and I’ll tell you guys this, when I first started my SS training, that’s what I call it, SS for Storm Shape, there was a—person who worked for Marvel at the time who came to visit me while I was training.” She smiled thinking back on that day. She could still recall it so clearly. “He basically was pissed because to him, I still looked the same, fat and out of shape.” She adjusted her top and shifted in her bed. “That same day, I deadlifted and bench-pressed over 200lbs” She paused for effect. “What I need for people to stop doing is stop fucking projecting—and I’m going to cuss in this, so if you don’t like it, oh well. I work for Disney, but I’m a grown ass woman, and I’m going to say what I want.”

I am screaming. Summer said we getting alll the tea today!

So, it’s wrong to point out that someone is physically unhealthy now, cool?

The problem is that no one wants to see a fat superhero. It’s not realistic.

^^^^ Tell me you have a small dick without actually telling me you have a small dick.

“I saw Lizzo, whom I adore, post a Tik Tok where she basically said that she workouts to have the body she wants not what ya’ll want, and honestly? Same. She said that her body type is no one’s fucking business, and that’s so true. Ya’ll love to hop on this internet and pick apart people you don’t even know and criticize bodies you don’t even have to live in and move around with. And for what?” She shook her head, slamming her fist into her open palm as she spoke. She was fully invested now. “I know we in quarantine, but damn, pick another hobby cause being a bully is not it, sweetie.”

I really needed to hear this today.

Using Lizzo as a point of reference makes everything you’re saying null and void. Lizzo is clearly overweight and at risk for diabetes, heart disease, just to name a few…..

I been saying this! You can’t look at a person and say they’re unhealthy.

Bodies come in so many forms, and all are beautiful.

“Now, I bring all this up because a lot of people were commenting on my Buss It challenge and pointing out the fact that I’ve gained weight, and guess fucking what? I have, and you know what else?” She leaned over to whisper while covering her mouth with her hands for focused effect. “I don’t care.”

Summer laughed and shook her head. “As others have pointed out as well, yes, we have a gym in our house. I 1000% acknowledge the fact that having the resources that I do as a celebrity and someone who has money puts me in a different category. Hell, my husband has a whole fitness app. I recognize that. If I wanted to keep up with my workouts, emphasis on wanted, I could have. I own up to that, but I just didn’t feel like it, and that’s okay. What’s not okay is to send and leave mean messages calling me all kinds of names.”

Summer had thick skin. She always had. Growing up with her family, who always ensured to feed her self esteem and make sure she knew that she was beautiful, definitely paid off. It was just a combination of quarantine and not having a lot of opportunities to keep herself busy with work that had her feeling some type of way.

“And that’s something else I wanted to bring up.” She blew out another breath and tried to gather her emotions. This was the subject she was almost certain she’d grow teary eyed discussing. “I love my husband to death. My children are everything. Christopher’s family is like my own, but— I haven’t seen my family, like my mom, grandma, brothers, etc in almost a year.” She paused, dwelling on that. Almost an entire year since she’d been able to physically hug and interact with the people who made her who she was. “And I’ve always made it clear how much I fucking love my family. I live in Australia. I can’t do a drive by with grandma so I and my kids can at least see her on the doorstep.” She quieted again, eyes darting off as she quietly cursed. “I’m trying really hard not to cry right now.”

Please don’t cry, bestie.

This is the side of quarantine that people don’t talk about enough.

Has this woman never heard of FaceTime????

I feel her pain. I live in Europe, and my family is in the states. This quarantine has been brutal.

My grandma died from COVID, and I couldn’t even go to the funeral. Summer is bringing up a good point.

“Damn,” Summer chuckled bitterly and wiped at the tears that fell. “I’m okay, I promise. I just bring this up because quarantine has also been very hard for me in that aspect. At certain points, I’ve been down, I’ve been in my head a lot, and I just was not, for the most part, in a space where I felt like I had to keep up my fitness regimen. And that’s okay. I put my mental wellbeing ahead of making sure my body is socially acceptable. Sue me.”

I really appreciate her honesty.

Summer never goes beyond surface level in interviews, so seeing her this vulnerable is really surprising.

Are we supposed to feel bad for her? She’s rich. She can afford whatever help she needed.

These comments are not passing the vibe check.

Ya’ll are all mental health advocates, but when a black woman is opening up about her struggle, it’s discarded?

“And let me make this clear too, I have an amazing husband who is so patient and so kind. He’s one of the best people I can go to when my anxiety hits, so I don’t want this to come across as me complaining that I’ve been alone. I have him and our children. I just miss the rest of my family. That’s all.” She dried her eyes and started to read the comments, unsurprised by the mixed reaction. She expected as such and was unaffected. At least until she saw one comment.

@ChrisEvans: ❤️❤️❤️

“Evans!” Summer wasn’t expecting to see his name pop up. It’d been such a task convincing him to join IG, let alone teaching him how to operate it. “Let’s go live.”

Not my husband and wife in my head about to go live!!!!

Imagine being able to call Chris Evans your best friend

I still say they smashed idc

It’s Christopher Jamal Evans hopping on this live for me.

^^^ I’m so sick of y’all with that shit.

“Let me try to add him,” Summer spoke to herself, scrolling through the comments to find his so she could request him. “Alright, I requested him. Let’s see if he answers.”

She wondered if she should have sent him a text asking if he was available when he appeared on her screen, effectively splitting it with her on the top and him on the bottom.

“Punk.”

“Kid.”

Summer smiled and greeted, “Hi, best friend.”

He chuckled. “How you doing, Summer?”

“Clearly not as good as the people watching,” she chimed. Summer saw nothing but heart eyes and hearts in the comments. “These people really love you. You truly are a manipulative bastard. He’s an asshole, guys.”

“Don’t be jealous, Summer. It’s so unbecoming of you.”

“You can go to hell.”

“Language,” he playfully reprimanded. “Where are the kids?”

“At preschool. Things are finally starting to open back up over here. Thank God.” She clasped her hands together. “Y’all, please wear masks. Don’t be Karen’s.”

Chris laughed, grabbing his chest. “We’re getting there, Summer.”

“The lies you tell,” she countered. “Don’t A Starting Point, me. Ya’ll are far from getting there, and I’m tired of it. I wanna see my family.”

He sighed. “I know, but how are you feeling today?”

“I got rid of the kids, so that’s definitely a weight lifted,” she answered honestly, laughing when she saw judgmental comments in the chat. “Listen, if you’re a parent, you know where I’m coming from. You love your kids, but my god, sometimes you just need some space.”

“As soon as this all blows over, I told you to send em’ by me for a couple of weeks.”

“Best friend, I already purchased their tickets.” He laughed. “As soon as I get the green light, they are all yours. Feel free to keep them.”

“You guys see how she is?” He pointed to Summer, leaning and squinting to read what was being said. “I do love kids, especially the twins, they’re amazing.”

“He is really really great with them, guys,” Summer added. “One thing about Evans, he’s patient as hell and really, just a big kid. Why do you think him and Christopher get along so well? 40 going on 4.”

“I resent that.”

“Is it a lie though?”

He hesitated. “No.” They both laughed.

I’m loving the dynamic between these two so much.

Is it just me or are they flirting with each other…..

Ain’t nothing inappropriate about this conversation. Ya’ll are reaching…

Ya’ll remember that blind item that came out years ago alleging Chris (Evans) was the biological father of the twins? Hmm…..

^^^^^This kind of bullshit is the reason we’re in a global pandemic.

As always, Summer and Evans ignored any foolery that was being dropped in the comments when she caught a comment that didn’t contain some ridiculous rumor.

“Yes, it is true that Evans and Christopher weren’t allowed to do press together anymore. Ya’ll, they literally could not stay serious for more than a minute. I felt so bad for the poor interviewers.”

“Hey, we were not that bad,” Evans protested, his Boston accent more prominent.

She gasped. “You guys were terrible, Evans, and you know it. I was so mad when they put me with ya’ll those few times. I could barely hear the interviewers over your laughing and stupid commentary that literally no one asked for.”

“We did not.”

“There’s deadass video proof, Evans.”

“Fake news.”

She opened her mouth but caught herself. “I was about to say something.”

He laughed and asked, “Do you remember how we all got drunk before the Infinity War premiere?”

“No, ya’ll got drunk. I was big and pregnant, remember?”

“No,” he dismissed. “You were drinking with us.”

“Evans, how was I drinking when I was pregnant?” She challenged and reminded. “I got drunk with ya’ll for the Endgame premiere, not Infinity War.”

“That’s right,” he remembered and chuckled. “You think we’ll get in trouble for saying this?”

She shrugged with one shoulder. “You’re dead, Christopher never gets in trouble for anything, and I do what I want. I think we’re good.”

Kevin Feige watching this live right now like 🥴🥴🥴🥴

I never realized how arrogant she is……

LMAO. Not the whole cast showing up drunk to the biggest premiere of their lives.

Chris Evans is too damn fine to be approaching 40 and still single.

Their friendship is so goals omg

@ChrisHemsworth: Snitches

Summer’s jaw dropped as she caught the last comment, swiping up to click the name and make sure that she was reading correctly. “Christopher, what the hell are you doing on my live?”

Evans brows furrowed. “Hemmy is here? Shouldn’t he be working?”

“That’s what I want to know,” Summer supplied. “And how long have you been watching?”

@ChrisHemsworth: Long enough.

She smiled nervously and looked off to the side. “I feel weird now. I don’t like when he watches my lives.”

“Aren’t you guys married?”

“Aren’t you supposed to be shutting the fuck up?”

Evans lifted his hands in a defensive manner. “Touchy subject, I see.” They shared another laugh as he cleared his throat. “Why don’t you add him now? I’m supposed to be helping Scott cook.”

“My favorite Evans,” she gushed and furrowed her brows. “You, cooking? Since when?”

“Get out of here.” He waved her off and reminded. “I’m not the one who constantly causes near fires when in the kitchen.”

“So, you really just putting all my business out there like that?”

“Summer, it’s not secret to anyone that you can’t cook for shit.”

“Wow, it really be your own best friends.”

He chuckled. “Love you, kid.”

“Love you too, punk,” she blew a kiss. “I’ll text ya’ later.”

“Alright.” He smiled for the camera. “Thanks for having me everyone.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” she said jokingly. Evans and Summer said goodbye one last time before he left the live. She blew out a breath and ran her hand through her hair. “Baby, comment something so I can add you. It’s too many comments to wade through.”

Summer adjusted her phone and checked the time on the clock on the wall. It’d been a while since the kids were away at school, and she didn’t want to get so caught up that she was late picking them up.

@ChrisHemsworth: I can’t. I’m too drunk.

Summer released a mixture of a laugh and a snort reading his comment. “You are so damn petty.” She clicked his name and adjusted her outfit while waiting for him to answer. She almost cursed when it seemed like he wasn’t going to join, only for her to smile when his face appeared on her screen.

“Hi,” she greeted in a soft voice with a small smile.

“Hello, Sandcastle.”

“Did you just—I swear to god, it’s always something with you.” Summer rubbed her temples and shook her head. Christopher smiled in response. “Why aren’t you working?”

“I am.”

“You are?”

“Yes.”

“If you’re working, how are you talking to me?” She asked, sassily.

“Umm, a little thing called multitasking, ever heard of it?”

“Wow. You are an asshole.”

“That’s mean.”

“You’re mean.”

“Christopher, you are literally a child.”

“Does a child have muscles like this?” He flexed, and Summer stilled. Christopher stayed in ridiculous shape, but this was another level. He’d never been this massive, and she wasn’t too proud to admit that. Just not aloud.

She faked a yawn. “Am I supposed to be impressed?”

They really just be roasting each other all the time, and I’m here for it.

Summer must be legally blind because this man is stupid fine tf

It’s gotta be steroids. That’s not natural.

^^^^^He’s the god of thunder.

Summer rolled her eyes at the typical nature of the comments. These were the reasons she limited her time on social media and especially stayed away from reading the comments. Her attention was redirected to the top of her phone. It was a text from Christopher asking her to call him.

“But we’re—oh, I get it.” She realized he wanted to talk to her, not her and her tens of millions of followers. “Alright, guys, I’m gonna get off here so I can talk to my husband, alone.”

“She just doesn’t want to share me with you all, that’s all.”

“Don’t even start, Christopher,” she lectured while he laughed and got serious, for a minute tops.

“Hope you all are taking care and staying safe,” he spoke honestly. “And we’ll talk to you soon.”

Summer waved and smile. “Bye, guys. Remember to be kind.” Summer offered a final smile before ending the live. Closing up the app, she moved to open FaceTime and called up Christopher. He answered almost immediately. “You know I hate when you watch my Lives. Now, how much did you see?”

“Enough to know you’re coming to see me tonight.”

She laughed aloud. “Funny.”

“I’m serious, Summer.” Focusing on him, she realized that there was no humor in his voice nor his expression. Summer also noticed that he didn’t have the Thor wig on yet, which was probably why he was able to go live with her. He was waiting to get into hair and makeup. “Leave the kids with Liam. It’s not like he’s doing anything.”

“Christopher!”

“What? Is he not a professional unemployed bastard.”

Summer’s smile remained as she shook her head. “You are so mean.”

“I’ll handle the flight arrangements. You, my beautiful wife, just make sure you get on the jet so I can handle you.”

“Christopher, you’re working. People with everyday jobs don’t just up and show up to their spouses workplace because they miss them or need a break from the kids. That’s how folks get fired.”

Christopher started to move around, walking somewhere, she realized. “What are you doing?”

“Hey, Tike.”

Summer’s eyes widened slightly. “Christoper!”

“Sup, man?” Taika asked casually, as Summer laughed again. Taika Waititi was such a character.

“You mind if Summer comes up for a few days?”

“Sure, man,” he replied almost right away. “Bring the kids and chickens too.”

“I am not bringing those damn chickens,” she immediately protested.

Christopher made a sound. “Ha, so you are coming!”

“I didn’t say that.”

Taika joined Christopher so that he was in camera. “Hey, Summer, why don’t you come on join? You can have a cameo. Chickens, too.”

She rubbed her temples. Taika’s and Chris’s friendship would never not make sense to her. They were cut from the same cloth. “One, hey. Two, I was already in Ragnarok. I’m good on the cameos. Three, what is with ya’ll and those creepy looking chickens?”

“Whoa, creepy? What did the chickens ever do?”

“Exist,” Summer answered dryly. She still hadn’t forgiven Evans and Christopher for convincing her to let the kids keep those damn things. Her home was becoming more and more of a farm with each animal that joined the household.

“Tough crowd, that one, ehh?”

“Always,” Christopher agreed.

“I can hear you both,” she reminded and groaned loudly. Summer would love to spend a few days away from the kids. Chris would be working, yes, but she’d at least get some time for herself. Even better, alone adult time with her husband. That had also been a bit tricky during quarantine because of her rambunctious twins. Still, she disliked using her status as a celebrity to gain things, and this would definitely be a case of using status for pull. “I don’t know….”

Deep in her thoughts, she hadn’t realized that Chris had walked away and returned to wherever he was prior to finding Taika, most likely his trailer.

“What if you only stayed a night?” Chris tried to bargain. “The flight is only an hour and a half. That will give you more than enough time to come here, let me fix you dinner, run you a nice bath, maybe get in the good ole’ horizontal tango—”

“You know I hate when you call it that,” she reminded quietly, admitting. “That does sound nice, though.”

“Or, I can come to you—“

“Absolutely not. Christopher, you’re already doing so much back and forth as it is.” One of the good things to come out of quarantine, to Summer at least, was that it forced many people to take a much needed break. Her husband was one of those people. Christopher had been working nonstop since she met him. Project after project, film after film, many of them Marvel films, which put a whole other layer of difficulty what with the strenuous physical requirements. Even now as he shot Thor 4, he was in the best shape he’d ever been, muscles nearly tearing the cotton of his clothes. He looked amazing, but it was what they couldn’t see that she was starting to grow a little concerned over. Christopher wasn’t as young as he once was. He had to slow down, eventually.

Summer realized this would be a perfect chance to have a conversation about just that with him, which all but led her to her final decision.

“Alright,” she conceded, finger up as she made her demands. “Three days, and I stay at the house while you shoot. We may be returning to normal, but we’re still in a pandemic. I won’t go around anyone except you.”

“So I get you all to myself? Hardly consider that a stipulation.”

“And…we talk.”

“After the horizontal tango—“

“I swear to God, if you don’t stop calling it that—“

“What was that, sweetheart? I wasn’t listening.” She saw that he had paused the screen, causing Summer to remember that she hadn’t even consulted with the babysitter. “Making flight arrangements for you.”

“Shit, let me text Liam and make sure he’s available.”

“He gets reception in the box?”

“Christopher! For the last time, your brother is not living in a box.”

“Do you know that for certain?”

“Goodbye, Christopher,” she prepared to end the call before smiling softly. “I love you, Christopher, and thank you.”

He winked. “I’ll always do anything for you, Summer. Anything.” A beat. “Don’t forget to leave the clothes. You won’t need them.”

“Christopher!”

[thesnowidol4life]

ruinene

what have you done 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

but yes <<<<333 i love them with my whole being <<<<333

1:What made you ship it

multiple things it was like god was forcing me to perceive them!

i was on the ao3 tag on day 2 of proseka being out bc i was that impatient about translations and ended up stumbling upon a ruinene fic there (no but its actually so funny bc not only was i not interested in wxs at the beginning, and even though i read every oc's basic description before the game came out, it wasnt until that moment that it clicked in my friends to lovers loving brain that "oh shit you can do childhood friends to lovers w them huh" . this really was the beginning of the end)

anyways it got worse as i read wxs' main story bc i realized "oh no im starting to enjoy them a lot uh ohh" (i blame things like rui only agreeing to join wxs at first so nene could have a chance to try performing again, "you have a bad personality/that makes two of us", nene being happy that rui's started enjoying doing shows w tsukasa and emu, rui snapping at tsukasa for making nene cry and tells her she doesnt have to push herself to perform anymore, etc. i never recovered from any of that i never will). then it got WORSE when my brainrot was getting enabled by my bestie. then it got WORSE WORSE when i thought about nene while listening to yuukei yesterday one day and by law if a character exhibits takane enomoto behavior i cant must get attached. so yeah now im here

2: What are your favorite things about the ship?

these two are my favorite depiction of the childhood friends trope in any piece of media (i know a lot of the things i love arent top tier writing for that to mean a lot, but also idc theyre the best)

this sounds weird on a post of me talking about a ship trope i love but i get really annoyed whenever im watching/reading something w childhood friends and a romantic aspect is applied to it bc itll always feel either like the romantic love is forced or that the platonic love feels forced. its such an easy trope to fuck up and it hurts bc its my favorite one. ruinene doesnt have this problem tho they stay winning like always

like theres a special kind of softness that comes through when they interact (using this as an excuse to remind people about how soft rui's voice gets whenever hes talking to nene one on one bc that killed me the first time i heard it). and you could look at it superficially like "it makes since they've known each other for 10 years" or smth but then when you learn more about their pasts its especially heartwarming to know that these two people who have such a hard time connecting with others were able to keep each other so close

and its even better when you remember wonder halloween showed that rui and nene did drift apart at some point in middle school which were very difficult times for both of them, yet they were still thinking about each other during that time

like even when rui was going through his depressive episode where believed he would only be able to create shows by himself forever, he still wanted to help nene after she developed stage anxiety and quit acting bc he knew that she loved singing and performing shows more than anything. hell i wouldnt be surprised if pre main story he tried multiple times to help her overcome her anxiety and main story was almost like a final try. and when nene was finally able to go on stage again SHE DID IT BC SHE WANTED RUI TO COME BACK TO WXS BC THATS THE HAPPIEST SHES SEEN IN HIM IN SO LONG AND SHE DOESNT WANT HIM TO BE ALONE AGAIN SO SHE WAS WILLING TO FACE HER FEARS AND PERFORM W TSUKASA AND EMU IN THE SHOW SO THEY COULD BRING RUI BACK GOD IM GONNA IMPLODE

ANYWAYS their comfort level is very appealing to me and i love it whenever it comes up.

also the way they get whenever the other is overcomes a problem is great, like when rui was able to make up w tsukasa in wonder halloween. nene's relieved that she could support rui during this situation bc she couldnt reach out to him during middle school and how she wants him to rely on her more bc she's his friend (the way she specifies between “weve known each other since we were kids” and “and also, we’re friends” made me cry for 10 minutes the first time i read it fr bc she wanted it to be clear to him that he isnt alone anymore and that their close friendship isnt just some old memory they were besties as kids and she's still gonna be his bestie and god im becoming more and more ridden w illness as I say this). theres also when nene is able to accomplish something difficult during a performance (perfecting her christmas solo during holy night and singlehandedly improvising her scene to save the play during mermaid) and rui just always looks like he just fell in love w her every time (this is partially a joke but also no whoever rigs the live2d models needs to answer for that shit) and afterwards he’s just very proud of her and doesnt let her forget it and ahhhhhhh stop being fond of each other it makes me lose my mind ahhhhhhhhh

theyre so funny together too. theyre both such little shits that i love watching them whenever they pull a tag team roast on tsukasa or when rui is planning some bullshit and nene just accepts having to witness her bestie's actions. this isnt even mentioning the comedic goldmine that is picnic. the fact they were out having a nice cute hike date so nene could build stamina for their shows meanwhile mizuki ena airi and shizuku are on the other side of the mountain actually in danger of dying will never not put me in hysterics

its like theyre so imperfect in their own ways and its caused problems for them in terms of how they interact w the world but at least they love each other and have for so long and its like YEAH THATS THE LONG TERM CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDSHIP EXPERIENCE THANK YOU

also this is more of a meta/gay aspect to all this but i,,, absolutely love the way they sound together in songs. out of everyone in the game they're my favorite voices. I can and will be the no. 1 supporter of ruinene duets bc whoever decided to cast machico and toki shunichi for those two is seeing heaven. the 5 second ruinene harmony near the end of miracle paint caused me to question if i was bi. the ruinene nijiiro stories alt has been my ringtone for over a year now and i have not gotten tired of it. every cover on my wishlist that i want rui and nene to get is fueled by my desire for them to get a proper cover. the most we get is bits in full wxs covers but still no actual duet/duet w a vs joining them i think that's wrong and illegal

(yes i am still salty over cendrillon i will never stop being salty over cendrillon until we get compensation and trust me there are a lot of songs they can do ask me about my dream ruinene covers i dare you)

God theres so much i love about them that i could and have actually talked about them for hours and its to the point ive wanted to write an actual serious meta on their dynamic for a year now its badddd

3: Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

once again i plan on doing a meta one of these days so i don't wanna go too in depth about this rn but I disagree w the idea that ruinene are just the average childhood friends trope and that there's nothing special about them (re: why i love them tangent).

as much as i dont like it when the units are seen as only 2 dynamics bc then other dynamics dont get to have as much content (like how a lot of vbs content feels like anhane | akitouya yeah i get bored of that), i will without guilt turn a blind eye if its ruinene content. It can be story moments it can be song moments it can be card cameos idc if it becomes unfair bc I get fed for another week and that’s what matters sry <3

oh yeah and nijiiro stories is one of the best commissions in project sekai like im talking in the top 10 if im lowballing i wont take any constructive criticism on this (i am only half joking)

anyways yeah my annoying little bisexuals i care about them very much

[yungisstar1117]

I used to hope I didn’t hurt you too much but Yk tf what? I don’t care. Don’t make ambiguous fuckin posts that make it seem like everything was my fault. Don’t hmu when I post this saying “I never meant it like that 🥺” idc how you meant it, you made me feel like shit on my fucking birthday.

You made me feel like shit when I accidentally tagged you in a fic that had our inside jokes in it.

You made me feel like shit each and every single time I could hardly keep my eyes open, had to get up way before any of my friends yet still took time to speak to your ass. I was a walking zombie and now I’m fucking addicted to energy drinks because that was the only way I could stay awake the whole day. I was falling asleep in my classes just to make sure you were okay.

You made me feel like shit every time I brought up a single problem we were having, to the point where I’d just ignore it so you wouldn’t feel hurt.

You made me feel like shit when I started to doubt my feelings for you while you said you couldn’t live without me. That I’m the only thing getting you through the day. 

You made me feel like shit every time I fooled myself into thinking my“I love yous” were real, that we were just going through a rough patch that’s probably all my fault.

You made me feel like shit when I’d snap at my closest friends because of you when they told me I can’t keep doing this.

You made me feel like shit when your overage friend joked about threesomes even though they ‘saw you as their child’.

You made me feel like shit when i stayed in the phone with you for 20 minutes, putting all the blame onto myself yet again for whatever we were failing.

You made me feel like shit when said overage friend said you were being suicidal even after I asked you multiple times if you’d be okay, that it’s all my fault, I’m sorry, please don’t be too hurt, this genuinely is all me. Said friend tried to blame me for not doing enough when I live thousands of miles away.

You still had to make me feel like shit for doing something that felt right to me. That still feels right to me, no matter how much I miss talking to you.

I don’t feel the same talking to people I knew even before I knew you, I don’t interact as much with people we were both friends with and I know they’ll see this post and probably tell you. But I don’t care.

You made me feel like I was trapped whilst simultaneously being halfway across the fucking world. I’m not saying I was an amazing girlfriend. I’m not saying that I was even a good one, but I tried. All I’ve seen my whole life is that love isn’t real, you argue and fight and ignore your daughter crying upstairs. That’s all I fucking knew. So I threw myself into a relationship with you because you made me feel comfortable. But then I couldn’t stand arguing with you. I couldn’t stand hearing a single sniff from you.

I’ll admit it, I used you, but don’t act like you didn’t do the same. Don’t act like you didn’t get attached and then acted like I was failing you by not being in the same country as you. Don’t act like you expected things of me that were unreasonable, that you played with my feelings, toyed with them to get your way because you knew I couldn’t bear to hear your sad ‘okay’ when I tried to hang up three times because I had school in five hours.

You were as bad as me, so don’t act like it’s all my fault. We were unhealthy as fuck, I agree. Which is why I ended it before we got too deep and something bad happened to you because of me. You were all I thought about, all I cared about, so don’t make me look like the bad guy.

We were as bad as each other, that’s the real reason we broke up. Not because I was struggling with myself, I was struggling with you. You had become more important to me than me, and I was letting myself fall to pieces just to make sure you were okay. That you were happy. Now I don’t know if I’ll ever be fully myself again, and I didn’t even fucking love you. You hurt me like this yet I never had the butterflies, the tingles. You were just comfortable.

And comfortable isn’t good enough.

[karmautistic]

I'm bored as fuck drop your salt about v&tsk

Oh jeez... fandomwise or canonwise?

I don't think there's much I can say canonwise that hasn't already been said. All the characters of color are based off of vaguely racist stereotypes (I.E. Yong being the "Jinx Asian character") and stuff like that, all complaints of which I agree with.

But uh, oh man, fandomwise? Jesus where do I begin.

How about varigo interpretations?

I just think, imo, I've seen a lot of people portray them in a way that just... rubs me the wrong way as a gay man. I really hate the stereotype of "smaller guy is big pushover and so easily flustered and uwu shy" and then "bigger/taller guy is flirty and strongk and an asshole but its ok because its hot♡"

I actually don't see this as often as I thought I would, but im assuming that's because I tend to stick to people in my own friend circle for varigo content, but that doesn't mean I haven't ran into it.

Varian's not shy and he's not a pushover, like holy shit I can not emphasize the enough, if Hugo said any of the "uber hot flirty" lines half the people write Varian getting flustered by, he would have bodyslammed Hugo in 10 seconds flat.

There's just something so stupid about the idea of Hugo being an overly flirty guy who pushes boundaries and doesn't respect personal space or romantic advances and thats... thats supposed to be attractive? No.

I mean, I know most of the characters have vague personalities so there's not exact way to write them in-character except Varian. He is literally the most fleshed out from tangled the series and from what we've seen, he's clever, insightful, and oh my god he is stubborn. There is just no way in hell he'd lay down and take flirting from some random dude.

One thing I still don't get about people writing him as a push-over even after season three is... Yeah in season three, he was a damsel in distress a lot, but he... still had a lot of moments of sass... Did you. Guy's not. Watch the show?

Are you willfully ignoring character traits so it can be """sexy"""?

They tend to reduce Varian to a weird push-over which is. The opposite of his character. He's a sassy dude who may have a hard time turning people down do to maybe past situations,, he's still not going to lay down and let Hugo push him around.

People are very much too worried about what is "sexy" in mlm ships than what's healthy.

Also Varian literally spent so much of tts having trusts issues aeound his dad and raps and everyone and then unhealthy relationships of manipulation around the saporians. I just think he should have a healthy relationship with trust and communication and not just. "Mmm haha flirt sexy"

Also I just. CALL ME CRAZY but I think portraying all mlm as "hot flirty guy who pushes boundaries" and "person who finds being pushed around and abused sexy" is... bad. Like. Its just bad. Wtf yall.

Thats about it for varigo but one more thing that bugs me abt the fan base is like. People arguing over 7k being Canon or not.

Like. People get excited and thats fine but then there's people who are like... idk I don't wanna be mad at them bc I know they're trying to help and like. Tell people not to get their hopes up, but I promise saying "its probably not gonna happen" doesn't. Do anything. It just seems kinda mean tbh.

Like yeah idk maybe its not maybe it is happening idc at this point, let people be happy with their own things and if it ends up not being canon they can find out on their own. Like who cares just leave it alone idk lol.

Kind also ties into a lot of tts fans that dislike complaining abt 7k posts showing up in the tts tag... like. Just. Mute 7k or vat7k or whatever???? There is a mute button on tumblr dot com you can use it. I promise you will not die of annoyance because tumblr use Hugospubichair69420 posted another varigo drawing in the tts tag. If its not depicting abusive or legitimately harmful content then like. Keep scrolling.

Idk sorry my brain scrampled egg and I could word this more eloquently if I tried but I wont.♡

[paranormal-potatoes]

about

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Various writing things under the cut

current OCs I am on my Bullshit™ about:

Lunu (Outer Wilds OC/the Protagonist) (my sweet child)

Teagan (Elden Ring/Bloodborne OC/main character) (my bastard™ child)

Astra (literal embodiment of the Void. end of everything. has a flock of immortals they protect)

WIPs/AUs I'd love to talk about (with a link to their tag):

old man hunter & his eldritch child — Bloodborne AU where Gehrman + Teagan get yeeted into the past bc Teagan refused to abandon him and in doing so, uses up a lot of power and turns into a child 🥰 they bite people 🥰 it's a comedy of errors. everyone is convinced Teagan is Gehrman's biological child. they are not. (link)

Teagan kills a bunch of gods — what it says on the tin. Teagan returns to Yharnam after the hunt to piece their memories together. (link)

Teagan in the Lands Between (or Teagan doesn't realize becoming Elden Lord means they'll be nobility again) — takes place after the previous fic. contains Teagan being awkward and relearning how to be a human or at least how to pretend to be human. also contains Teagan adopting/being adopted by old men. its a running joke at this point. (link) I don't actually remember the tag for this one right now

A Little Less Human, A Little More Eldritch — very similar to the other time travel AU but Teagan is distinctly Not human shaped this time. instead, Caryll finds them in the chalice dungeons (instead of Ebrietas being found). Teagan eats a bunch of Great Ones. Gehrman has more guilt here 🥰 bc I like making him suffer 🥰 bc I am fascinated by him. he's a disaster. he's so bad at human interaction. he has so many issues. I love him. (link)

unnamed romcom without the romance. there will be No romance — a Bloodborne AU that takes place earlier in the timeline of the general hunt. Teagan gets forcibly dragged back to Orilon and their mother tries to marry them off. Maria's cousin goes "yeah sure I'll get fake engaged to you :)" and they go from having attempted to kill each other to grudging friends. he makes heart eyes at his actual partner in the background a lot. I do not have anything actually written down for this but its fun and I'm enjoying it. (link)

Lunu, Hearthian, Troublemaker, Traveler — novelization of an Outer Wilds playthrough. (link) I don't actually remember the tag for this one right now

Dragonborn — Skyrim fic. Jeven, my Dragonborn, returns to Skyrim to figure out the deal with her weird dreams and gets more than she bargained for with dragons. feat. Sheogorath making comments in the back of her head, Jeven stealing cheese wheels and forks, Jeven adopting almost every child she comes across, avoiding going to High Hrothgar for months, mod quests + locations, Jeven being gay for Lydia, dragons who refuse to shut up in Jeven's head. (link) I don't actually remember the tag for this one right now

Dragonborn time travel — because of Reasons™ Jeven, Miraak and Alduin get thrown into the past to before Torygg's death. Alduin is extremely upset about this as he is now a small mortal and helpless child because of Reasons™. Miraak is trying to seduce Jeven's brother. she is very horrified by this. (link)

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Izzy and magnus brotp headcanons if u have any bls

i do! i dont think ive ever been asked about them before so yay!

mandatory disclaimer that this post is about the show, not the books, and idc what happens in the books and wont be taking it into consideration here

okay so i think my brotp tag for them ("crazy scientists but make it glam") pretty much sums it up. i love the concept of crazy scientists magnus and izzy. like... if magnus and alec lose braincells when theyre together, magnus and izzy gain braincells, but lose Common Sense

because they are both so into similar things like physics and biochem and technology and magic, so if the subject comes up they will start excitedly talking about idk the possibilities for time travel or something, and alec of course has no interest in those things so hes like "k imma get a drink" and when he comes back magnus and izzy are Actually Seriously Planning On Launching Themselves To Mars and he has to be like "or maybe we could discuss this here on earth???" and alec is really not used to being the voice of reason when it comes to magnus but alas

and i just love magnus and izzy as that duo who can like spend hours talking in depth about the mechanisms of time travel or cures for magical diseases or whichever subject theyre focusing on at the moment and who make a mean team when working together but who can also get Too Excited and lose it a little

other than that the other thing i like about magnus and izzy is that they can relate to each other on that sense of being reduced to The Hot Fashionista, you know? like magnus is called a lothario and izzy is always treated like her one personality trait is Sexy™ and i think both of them kind of use that perception as an armor for themselves. i have talked about that in relation to magnus several times so i dont think it bears repeating because he himself compared his eyeliner to tiger stripes and magicked makeup on when he was feeling bad and alec was coming, so. but anyway my point is that izzy is no different and that was addressed in the sh that is good and lives in my head instead of her just being reduced to eye candy the whole show

like it's obvious that izzy's whole thing with being Sexy™ is something that she uses as part of her rebel act. like, her mom is gonna reduce her to a stupid slut anyway, so why not act the part? case in point: twi!izzy. in the world where the lightwoods weren't making her and alec's life hell, she allowed herself to be a lot more casual. also the way she is always talking about how she can do everything they do in heels, how she always uses her body to be "the distraction" and/or to gather information, to lure in demons even tho thats unnecessary, etc. like i think a part of izzy feels like sex is all she's good at and so she lays that in as thick as possible. she even kind of said so when she said that one of the reasons why she liked raphael is because she knew that sex wasn't a part of the equation for him

disclaimer! dressing in revealing clothes and/or sleeping around is not bad and doesnt inherently mean that the person has Unresolved Issues that end up manifesting like that, or whatever. i think izzy also dresses as she does because she likes it and good for her! she also clearly likes sex and good for her!!!! and it definitely doesn't mean her relationships are shallow because we saw how fiercely loyal she is to those he loves, platonically or romantically. i just think that the way she built her identity around that is partially because it is a good armor - if she presents herself as shallow and concerned only with instant pleasure and looking pretty, people won't get too close. and when they treat her as such, it doesn't hurt as much because she IS laying it on thick and she IS sexy and she can use it to her advantage, even to manipulate people, so whos laughing now?

for example, in s1 in particular izzy was always acting like she cared about nothing but having fun and going to parties, yet it was obvious that izzy actually cared way more about saving the downworld and helping those she loves, particularly alec. like she presents herself as shallow and unconcerned with anything but her own pleasure but it's clear that she's willing to throw all of that away - even give herself up to get married to whoever her parents choose, her own worst nightmare - for what actually matters and drives her: her loved ones and what she thinks is right. she was okay with getting deruned for what she believed in, thats not a shallow person. so obviously that whole thing was an act, and well, why put up an act like that when it borders on annoying honestly? i think it's to protect herself, for the reasons listed above

plus, it makes her mom mad, and a part of her is obviously defining herself in opposition to her mom. if her mom wants something out of her, she does the opposite, and that applies to her clothing too

anyway all of that is to say that magnus and izzy have a similar relationship with 1- their "lothario"/"slut" personas, and 2- the way they understand fashion and clothing. it's about expressing something to others, something that protects their vulnerabilities, for the both of them. and while i don't think they (particularly izzy) are exactly dying to go deep into that subject and their armors, there is that understanding between them, you know? and under the right amount of alcohol and in a safe enough environment when its just the two of them they might even talk about it and its nice to have someone who completely understands it, you know, that pretty specific defense mechanism and being reduced to sexualized stereotypes (especially since both of them are bi. id mention both of them being brown too but izzy's racial belonging in the show is uhhhhh weird to say the least so i wont get into that)

and also just the silly things! going to parties together, going shopping together, remember when magnus and izzy were both wearing the exact same color scheme and pattern? obsessed with the idea of them color coordinating just for like, the challenge of creating outfits that dont look the same or even like theyre supposed to match but that have similars colors and textures and patterns, you know?

also they are fantastic at gifting each other and somehow always know Exactly What The Other Has Their Eyes Own. like izzy will give magnus some eyeliner and he'll be like "how did you know ive been meaning to buy that?" and she'll go "i didnt" and wink at him, and the opposite is also true. or alternatively izzy will get him a book on astronomy and he'll be like "how did you know i was hyperfixating on black holes??" and she'll be like "i didn't" and the other way around as well. alec asks for their help buying gifts for the other more often than not, but izzy realized a long time ago that magnus likes alec's gifts better than hers, because even tho they aren't always a perfect fit, they are always so thoughtful and blow him away even tho that was in no way alec's intention (see: the omamori)

also izzy is fiercely protective of alec, magnus, and their relationship as a whole, which sometimes really warms magnus' heart when she just. jumps in to their defense when someone is being bitchy, you know? it's nice that she has their back

and i think thats all i have for now but aaa i love them