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jessieren · 5 months

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Dear Mr Evans

Please find within a formal letter of complaint regarding your non compliance with specific terms in your recently signed contract.

Specifically, the women of tumblr would like to express their concern that they are running extremely low on HNW content and are even having to resort to duplicating previously used content.

They are also suffering from a near complete drought of new work, new photo content and well, frankly, new you.

We hereby demand that you engage in some new projects really fucking soon, preferably with the aforementioned contractually agreed levels of nakedness.

And yes we mean any project..

Thx babe

Love tumblr

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #hnw #aka the wednesday special #but with no nakedness #I hate to get formal about it #but we do have contractual commitments agreed #and you really need to comply #particularly in relation to levels of nakedness #because we’re very low on content #even though you spent quite a lot of your early career quite naked #for which we are extremely grateful #but most of us find you hotter now #than bb shaun #and so we need new content #asap #to be honest ANY fucking content #but preferably with some nakedness #ideally not as a dirty:hot psycho #pretty please #thx babe #hot damn evans

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