#idk anymore

[sand-boxed]

my dealer: got some straight gas 😜 this strain is called "the battle of ringo vinda" 🔥😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear i just saw tup shoot general tiplar

my buddy fives pacing: the chancellor is lying to us

[sexybabygirisworld]

I just need to be tied up and used with no say in what happens.

[yippeerrrs]

König being your boyfriend

I got bored, enjoy! Edited: something triggering at the last part (consenual somnophilia)

Okay first of all, he's gentle. Very gentle. He knows he's strong and his hands would break necks within seconds, he would use those hands to gently caress your cheek, trying his best not to hurt you.

Mans would cry if you got hurt because of him, even if it was an accident.

Wouldn't let you work, doesn't want to risk you being called by some other men when he's not around.

Scary dog privileges.

During movie nights, he would definitely pull you closer by pulling your shoulder, would def kiss your forehead too

Probably would take him atLEAST a year to take off his mask around you, and when he does, he would shower you with kisses.

Makes up for the time he's not here with you by buying you stuff online, sending you flowers, letters, clothes etc.

Mans would carry a picture of you in his wallet at all times, in battle he'd hide your photo under his bicycle helmet.

LOVES arts and crafts, he would give you homemade things like paper roses, paper rings and etc. (Stan taylor swift)

Since he gets socially anxious, he makes up for the fact that you can't go on fancy dates and he would do everything in his power to make you two dinner, flowers, tables, he's got everything.

In the mornings, he would probably hesitate letting you go and pulling you in for a hug, spooning you closely so you can't move. Eventually you give in and hug him back, making him smile.

Very dumb at times, man would probably try to wash the microwave by rinsing it with water if you're not there.

Would pull you closer to him and death glare the person if someone so much as dared to smile at you

Personal bodyguard.

Would probably fuck you when you're asleep, finds it fun when you unconsciously squirm under him.

[rackcty]

ivanna sakhno speeder save me.. ivanna sakhno speeder

[folkpunkfishercat]

[girlyteengirl16]

when you’ve been sad for so long you don’t know how to get better because you don’t know what it feels like to be okay

[sha-biest]

My time....

HAS COME!

@thegunnsara I'm running your way

(I literally drew this yesterday, I had no idea about the boopening today)

[thekitsunesiren]

Dc x Dp Prompt #30

Because of Danny's love for puns and jokes, I believe that he would love various Youtube song/parody makers (ERB, Stupendium, Dan Bull, JT Music, etc.), and he quotes them so often that he drives his friends and family insane because of it. But I also say that because I picture Danny using that to torture the Joker when he arrives in Gotham. Joker: *plotting his next big evil deed* Danny: *hissing and thudding around him invisibly* Joker: *looks around frantically, thinking it's Batman* Danny: *running out of the shadows at inhuman speeds* I'm a creeper, minecraft's grim reaper-!

Joker: *unholy screaming from the center of the hideout*

[mandyoka]

in the #fnaf tag there are a lot of these sun x y/n thing so i decided to participate with the ship in game 100% real and identical, very cute 😅😍

[nallhir]

my late submission for twiyorweek day 5: farewell kiss

in which loid is too injured to finish his mission so yor takes over instead.

[arguablysomaya]

Batfam as Tiktok comments

[fremynstein]

B- )

[lesbianphan]

Are we like.... 100% sure their house doesn't have a gas leak again?? Are we SURE? cause wtf was that

[dixxiemaegraphics]

Hoffman backlog dump. Mostly an excuse to draw him in various states of undress. (Featuring a brief cameo by Strahm)

[fishtrift]

still thinking about these losers

[yippeerrrs]

MMMMHMMG CLINGY KONIG IS JUST NGH~ HOLD SHITTT AND IMAGINE HAVING A DOG WITH HIM 😭😭 (dog's name is chevy)

(enter whole ass word vomit)

POOR KONIG GOING HOME TO YOU. imagine just a huge man falling on top of you, trying his best not to crush you but the poor lil guy is jusy too tired to even move, his gear pinching you but you dare not say anything to your tired boyfriend.

A couple minutes pass by of this and you finally get the courage to ask.

"Kön, you should take off your gear or-"

"Just a little bit more meine liebe, please?"

You let out a sigh, giggling and hug him back, your dog jumping up on you both making you grunt at the heaviness of them both.

"Okay enough both of you down!"

you let out a chuckle as chevy licks your boyfriend's mask, pulling chevy away from your boyfriend.

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Konig who's just so tired and clingy that he HAS to hug you to fall asleep properly, poor guy wont be able to properly sleep during missions and has to pull horangi to hug so he can actually sleep.

Having to call you late at night to hear your voice so he can sleep peacefully.

GIVING HIM STUFF AND SENDING HIM YOUR HOODIES WITH PERFUME SPRAYED BECAUSE IT HELPS HIM WHEN HE SNIFFS YOUR SCENT </3