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justanartistiguess · 21 hours
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Lukas as leader: Ok now place the glass on top of the beacon and it’ll change colors!!
Aiden as leader: ok Gill now hit the second tower
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taisho-era-secrets · 10 months
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It's all fun and games until Tanjiro uses his god-like sniffer to figure out which hashira you're banging.
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queewp · 5 months
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ghost-whump · 29 days
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kind of a crack-esque idea i had a dream about at one point
whumper who is an active member of the whump community. but whatever they write always feels a bit too unrealistic for their tastes! google isn’t enough, so the next best option…..
get themselves a real-life whumpee!!!
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eyestrain-addict · 1 year
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Would yall rather be the Louis de Pointe Du Lac to someone's Lestat de Lioncourt? Or the Will Graham to someone's Hannibal Lecter. You cannot kill yourself
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When I’m rewatching Stranger Things with my aunt and my young cousin and then this conversation happens
“yeah so Jon and Will are brothers.”
“oh cool, but I thought him (Will) and the other, younger kid (Mike) were brothers.”
“oh no, they’re def not. It’s just Jon, Will, and Joyce.”
“But like that’s her sister, so they’re cousins then right?”
“Nope. This is literally just small town shit. The four of them are all just rlly good friends.”
“Alright then.”
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vaguely-screaming · 9 months
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metamelonisle · 1 year
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shaka (over an intercom): seraphim, lights out. go to bed
[s-hawk readies himself for bed, brushes his teeth, grooms his wings, and puts out his back flame, before cuddling in bed next to his copy of Yoru]
s-snake: are you sleeping with your fucking sword again. why are you like this
s-hawk: can you be nice to me for 5 minutes
s-snake: is it like a stuffed animal to you? can you not go beddie bie without your precious “meito”???
s-hawk: hey, Yoru is not like a plushie! its a finely crafted instrument of combat, and it
s-shark: cmon snake just let him sleep. it’s late. would it kill you to leave him alone
s-snake: that’s not even the real Yoru yknow
s-hawk:
s-hawk: I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
s-bear in the labosphere, standing behind shaka:
mom i threw
i threw up
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sleepysheepytea · 1 year
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lol idk what this is
pls dispose of me
so this happened a few days ago at work dsfjhgkj 
im insanely shy and i have a bad habit of apologizing for literally everything (like if someone honking walks past me im like ‘sorry’) 
nd one of my coworkers is an interesting character to say the least. i can’t tell if i wanna be his friend or if i just have a crush and im not letting myself admit it but whatever this has been living in my head forever cuz its so honking funny
and i feel like it would work as like an oc dynamic thing dsjkfhj or something idk what my mind is doing rn
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“Hoomon” is a hypothetical Pokemon ancestor of human beings. It is a Fighting/Normal type that resembles a furry caveman.
The scientist who designed it later deleted his social media after people began spamming his posts with “Ungabunga”, an alternate name for Hoomon that went viral.
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mothcrumbs · 1 year
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CRUMB
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loremastering · 7 months
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i think the devs accidentally deleted an important epic quest npc. no wagon driver to be found
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snootchie-bootchies · 2 years
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No one:
Eric:
Jack: Nick's the cute one in BSB
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t3mpest98 · 6 days
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Modern au
Noir: *finds a cat*
Noir: Can we keep it?
Spade: Dad is allergic.
Noir: Father can stay outside.
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bazkrekkers · 1 year
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@iftye @tolerateit
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