#idk this just popped into my head

[oceanwithouthermoon]

whole saiki gang hanging out one day and then aiura gets a call from toritsuka and her and saiki go in another room and come out like five minutes later like "brb guys we have to pretend to be toritsukas parents and get him out of jail" and everyones like ????

[charismaquark]

if you had a coppermind shaped like a coin,

that would be:

a penny for your thoughts

[a-dead-tea]

Writing Prompt #115

"You spelled that wrong."

"Wha- No I didn't."

"Ransom doesn't have a d in it, Hero."

"...Well, not all of us are literate, Villain."

[libitfandom]

A family can be a genocidal inter dimensional being with a brother complex, a telekinetic douchebag with blue hair and pronouns, and a child that is actually an amalgamation of worms.

[metiredlr]

Jotaro: ok Kakyoin now that we're alone let's get down to business

Kakyoin: ?

Jotaro: *pulls up 4 ice cream sandwiches* I bet u can't put all of these in ur mouth at the same time

Kakyoin: fucking watch me

(half an hour later)

Joseph: *applying the Heimlich maneuver on Kak* WHY DID YOU KISS HIM WHILE HE WAS EATING THE ICE CREAM??

Jotaro: I was just giving him the bet payment

Joseph: the what?

[i-spilled-the-starjuice]

"I was fine! My life was fine! It wasn't perfect, but I could ignore the cruddier bits and pretend. And then you came along, and- and carved open the wounds I pretended weren't there! You- forced me to look at the crud in my life- and suddenly, I felt I had to clean it up because if- god forbid- you noticed the garbage I've kept around me, you'd... You'd stand there with the expression you're making now. That stupid, soft, caring face, on the verge of tears. And I would be full of shame... Like I am right now. Because I don't deserve that look in your eyes.. as much as I- love it. As much as I want to let go, and let you fix me, I can't. I could never let you touch the filth that I lie in.. not with those hands. I'm sorry... Please, just leave me alone. Your love is more than I can bear."

[lily-chen-supremacy]

nesta: *is the hot witch wife*

cassian: *does whatever the fuck she wants*

[demons-i-get]

Sam: fool me once, shame on you.

Cas: fool me twice, shame on me.

Dean: fool me three times, I'm gonna get my gun.

Sam+Cas: Dean, no-!

[will80sbyers]

I follow people of all ages and it's so funny when I see someone making posts about how they are attracted to Finn and I just think but that's my child that is a baby right there and then I remember he's actually an adult and people are his age or younger here

[raemeh]

my blorbo energy is so powerful that I’ve had *checks notes* at least 10 people adopt me

[12timetraveler]

John Marston's safeword is simply "safeword"

"hey at least I'll never forget it"

[the-typing-dragon]

the totally cis urge to transfer myself to an eternal body of lighting and steel

[purpleshadow-star]

Aaron has been protected by Andrew ever since Andrew found out he existed, not that Aaron really knows that. Aaron is used to that security blanket. He is used to that safety net. He knows if he ever makes a mistake or gets in over his head, Andrew will be right there to help him out of the mess he made. He hates it most of the time, thinks it's overbearing and he thinks he wants to just live his life, but he's grown to rely on it. He knows Andrew will always protect him, deal or no deal, but he's never been able to help Andrew. He's never seen a reason to even try to protect Andrew. Andrew has always been an immovable wall. He has no weaknesses. But seeing his brother being assaulted in their family's house? By a man their uncle invited in? By a man who used to be Andrew's family? Aaron finally knows what it feels like to be needed. He finally knows what it feels like to protect his brother and make sure he's okay. He finally understands what it's like to kill for his brother. He jumped on the chance to help Andrew. To protect his protector. And now this newbie comes in, after seeing Andrew at his weakest? This newbie asshole claims to know Amdrew better than him? Than his own twin? Now this newbie asshole, who supposedly doesn't swing, is trying to jump into his brother's bed? This is nothing but suspicious, and you can bet your life that Aaron is going to get to the bottom of this. He's not letting another person take advantage of Andrew again. He's not letting his brother, his twin, be hurt ever again.

[leonscape]

i remember when i first started playing ikepri. i was new to ikemen series. (actually i played ikevamp first but for some reason in the beginning, i don’t remember spending diamonds on anything?)

anyways i was still new to ikemen series right and the first ikepri event i played was the aphrodisiac event. it was so traumatic but so funny 😻

it was the first epilogue i remember buying, one of the first things i ever bought with diamonds actually. and i was still getting to know leon but it was goofy as hell 💀

ahh good times. getting to know leon’s hor-knee side even tho i just met him 😌

[toothpicks222]

Feeling emotions is for losers

[j-u-u-z-o]

Nothing just imagining Kenny eating watermelon with his precious little daughter while sitting on the veranda on a hot sunny day. he puts his hand under her tiny chin to she can spit the seeds out; her puffy cheeks are so cute when she tries to get them out and Kenny’s looks softly at her and chuckles at her pouty little baby face ☺️❤️