#idk what’s funnier:

[ectokelpeigh]

All these DP x DC posts on my dash and not ONCE has anyone capitalized on these two sharing a voice actor

[dork-a-doodle]

More Kid!Lalna cuz he’s adorable

[blakbonnet]

[attleboy]

still in a bit of an art slump take a shitpost for all the people who wanted more buttonblossom with the teeth thing (you'll get something more serious soon i swear...)

based off this

[0vergrowngraveyard]

checkmate, faker

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc wherein learning magic is similar to learning how to play music. 

So basically, the creation of a summoning spell is like a full composition/song made of smaller components or ‘notes’ for things like gravity shifting, and geolocation, and transportation etc. which is why Magic can be taught and spells can be man-made. 

Danny, however, is the equivalent of having Perfect Pitch. He can compose entire songs of spells without really thinking about it due to his royal titles (ambassador/king/high prince) but doesn’t really know how to be specific which lands him in some trouble with Clockwork. His portals are coming along a lot better with the help of Wulf but its critical that Danny learns how to control the range of his magic *something something, for the timestream something* *blah blah according to the will of the ancients blah blah*. 

So put on the course to learn Magic, Danny decides to hunt down the House of Mystery and study up by himself. He’s doing community college online, what could a little bit of Magic self study really do to his schedule? This place has literally every magic resource he could need! 

Turns out he has a roommate in the House of Mystery- John Constantine does not take well to the fact that half of the spells Danny is creating are causing him issues with the JL. Random shit appearing, random shit disappearing, portals everywhere and don’t get him started on the fucking ICE present on every bloody thing the magic reaches. Not to mention there is no reason a normal human kid should be able to have this much power behind his spells. 

John attempts to teach Danny the basics like a little kid gets stickers placed on the keys of a piano. The problem is Danny has the ability to compose entire scores of Magic all on his own, and absolutely abhors the training wheels John is putting on him. 

Danny: You’re patronizing me! 

John: You deserve to be patronized. 

Just like, Danny learning Magic in various ways that you might teach kids to play musical instruments from the various Magic users in the JLD. Causing chaos along the way, found family, the whole nine. Stickers on the instruments for notes, taking away guitar strings that are ‘more advanced’ and replaying Twinkle, Twinkle little star over and over again. 

Danny can play the Magic equivalent of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake but cannot play Chopsticks. 

[tubbytarchia]

Read this incorrect quote and was struck by a vision

[mycherrycola]

bro was so right for showing up 15 minutes late to his own category and losing he knew he was only there to pad out the Grammys' metal nominations anyway

[doctorsiren]

Good morning tumblr

[isjasz]

i swear this was funnier in my head

(day 10 for dddaily4sherin KAJSKLJA)

[navnae]

No because the funniest thing is Eddie seeing Steve do cool stuff with his bat and completely annihilating a demogorgan. Eddie is panicking and he wants to do something cool too, so without thinking he just smashes his guitar over the demogorgan’s head. Steve and Eddie look at each other in shock.

Steve: Eddie you just killed your first demogorgan!

Eddie: I just broke my fucking guitar!

[goinggoingghone]

dp x dc au except Danny Couldn't Give A Fuck

Like, Danny goes to Gotham for some reason, and does something So Stupid he immediately gets on the Bats' radar. But he doesn't even care. Bats are gonna find out where I live? Actually I'm the Ghost King I live in the Castle in the Infinite Realms. (Better if he isn't the ghost King and is just lying out of his ass). They're gonna DNA sample me? Actually fuck you my DNA disintegrates bc ectoplasm once it's outside of my body.

Danny Doesn't Care. No matter what they do, he just doesn't give a single shit. Try to attack him? Blocked and parried and I fucked your mom.

Only, Batman manages to find out the one thing that makes Danny care. It wasn't even on purpose, either.

He saw him hanging out with Sam and Tucker. He went to question them about Danny in private.

Danny appears in all his glory, stepping through a green rift in time and space, looking eldritch and horrifying.

"Get away from what's mine." He says. Batman feels a deep-seated feeling of fear looking at him and leaves.

"dude quit doing that creepy thing you're scaring away our guests." Tucker just looks exasperated

"Sorry."

[hansama]

Day 1 - Fallen King

he's a lil silly sometimes >///>)

@sansxyouweek

[ria-starstruck]

actually, this is why the vessels don't have mouths

from this:

[separatedleoau]

He doesn't know what everyone's singing

I guess this is propaganda for @tmntaucompetition vote for SLAU and I'll uuuhhhh.... I'll make the matching jerseys canon I guess

[glittiewings]

i can't deny it no longer..... i am hyperfixating on funnee shaped doctor