Charlie: love is in the air!
Alastor: pulls out an umbrella
Lucifer: Valentine’s Day? More like discount chocolate!
Egg bois: Valentine’s Day is a holiday created by the government to sell more candy!
Angel: Valentine’s Day? More like socially acceptable to be a whore day!
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Zoro: I am a lone wolf and will become the world's strongest swordsman, I listen to no one
Also Zoro:
Luffy: sit!
Zoro: sits
Luffy: shake!
Zoro: shakes hand
Luffy: Good boy!
Zoro: is very proud
Sanji in the distance: I listen to no one my ass... unlike you moss head I am a ladies man! I only listen to the ladies-
Luffy: Sanji! Lunch!
Sanji: proceeds to make Luffy the most delicious lunch in all of one piece
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I feel like modern day Sebastian would be so into his butler aesthetic that he'd be a crunchy mom. No artificial flavors, preservatives, etc. And no plastic bottles.
ABSOLUTELY NO MICROPLASTICS
(At first...)
And then Ciel does that ONE thing to piss him off enough to throw his Butler's Aesthetic out the window and want the child to die faster.
Such as:
The tide has TURNED
All of the sudden, Little Master gets some new seasoning to his organic dishes.
And Sebastian would be serving it to him like
"Ah, one must have faith that this method will prove effective. He will die young, surely"
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A list of random things think would kill/very seriously confuse a Victorian child:
Takis
The Josh Hutcherson whistle edit
The entire FNAF lore
Deep dish pizza
The presidential election campaign ads
Wendy Williams
A SpongeBob popsicle
Everything showers
Techno music
My strange addiction (The TLC show)
Golden Corall (or buffets in general)
The one chip challenge
The Savage love tiktok dance
Floptok
Cardi B
Trying to explain the reputation lore
Skibidi Toilet
Feel free to reblog with what you think would kill/confuse a Victorian child.
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I want to draw shattered dream for some reason...
IDK...
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Y/N, literally having a casual conversation with sealed!Gojo like nothing had happened : ☺️
Gakuganji, knocks :
Sealed!Gojo : Ughh grandpa is here, isn’t he? 🙄
Y/N, sighs : Just don’t say or do anything, I’ll handle it. Be a normal box, okay?
Sealed!Gojo : Well I——
Y/N : Come in.
Sealed!Gojo : 🙄
[Gakuganji opens the door then enters]
Gakuganji : Y/N-san.
Y/N curtly nods : Principal Gakuganji.
Gakuganji, took a glance at the cursed box :
Gakuganji : Y/N-san, I’m here to talk about the lack of cohesion within the faculty.
Y/N, sarcastic : What do you mean about the lack of cohesion? no way 😧
Sealed!Gojo : [Hah everyone hates you!]
Gakuganji : We’re all jujutsu sorcerers, in the middle of a big crisis, you are supposed to support me.
Y/N : I don’t support suckups. 😐
Sealed!Gojo, basically fanboying : [Man, how I wanna see this with my own eyes so bad❗️❗️😔]
Gakuganji : Why is that box on your desk vibrating?
Sealed!Gojo : [You’re lucky that I can’t make this explode in your face, old man.]
Y/N : It’s a— it’s a— one of those electrical massager! Nothing else.
Gakuganji : Hmm anyway, I want the same support you gave to Gojo Satoru——
Y/N : I am not going to braid your hair and tell you that you’re pretty 😑 or in this case——your beard or those long eyebrows.
Sealed!Gojo : [HEY❗️❗️😠 that’s me and Y/N-Chan thing! Besties 5ever because it’s longer than 4!]
Gakuganji, ominously tapping the floor with his cane : Y/N-san, you are trying my patience.
Y/N : Bold of you to assume that I need to try.
Y/N : You’re not worth any of my effort whatsoever. ☺️
Gakuganji : You will regret this.
Y/N : I doubt it. 😑
Y/N : I’m not scared of you or any of your higher ups buddies, Gakuganji.
Sealed!Gojo, fanboying again : [THAT’S MY Y/N-CHAN❗️❗️❗️🥳😚]
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ASKING THE MEN "IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU AND THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?"
"if you had to choose between me and—
"you."
"but i didn't finish—"
– diluc. ayato. albedo. pierro. al haitham
(he's not having it.)
"you are the prettiest person in the world!"
– kaeya. childe. chongyun. gorou. itto. kazuha. cyno. kaveh.
(he loves you too much <33)
"obviously, i am the prettiest person in the world"
– scaramouche. wanderer
(loves himself too much that he reveals that he's the prettiest person and lets his ego do the rest.)
"no."
– dottore. pantalone. xiao. tighnari.
(alpha omega sigma male answer.)
"lupical."
- razor.
(he doesn't know shit.)
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"Why can't you understand I am doing this for you, my gaoler?"
"Only a weirdo like you would keep doing this, freak"
@propertyofwhitney67 this is your fault, why would you reblog this???
It got into my head and I just HAD to do this.
(Pardon the shitty painting, I just rushed this cuz I was doing smtg else)
Why am I drawing this at this hour....Should I properly paint this?
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