#if i had a nickel

[smntyheust]

reflections of oneself

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

If I had a nickel for every time the Rat Grinders killed their cleric I’d have two nickels

which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?? RIGHT???

[hooligansun1te]

If I had a nickel for every time one of my favorite characters in a musical lost their head I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

[shaniacsboogara]

if this tumblr user had a nickel for every time they thought about chappell roan, they'd have... wait hang on... STOP!!! THAT'S SO MANY FUCKING NICKELS!!! THAT'S TOO MANY NICKELS!!! OH MY GOD THIS BITCH IS FUCKING OBSESSED STOP THROWING NICKELS AT ME!!!

[why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat]

[sss-shyshy]

[reddstardust]

Eheh cursed lighter 🤭

[followthepurrgil]

If I had a nickel for every time a disgraced and exiled Jedi teamed up with a Night Sister, I’d have three nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but …it’s definitely more than I had yesterday

[kalofi]

uh theyre actually rabbits

[c00kieknight]

The ideal ship dynamic is a tall, gorgeous, talented brunette with a disregard for social cues, who stands apart even among their own people, and a slightly traumatized Chris Pine

[confusionmeisss]

if i had a nickel for every time a herondale-blackthorn duo performed necromancy to bring back a blackthorn relative, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[cloverstellar]

this is becoming a problem

[trinityprocessing]

If I had a nickel for every time I was obsessed with a canon queer ship between an angel and demon - but the demon has the personality of an angel and the angel is kind of a bastard and the whole theme of the show is that heaven isnt truly good and hell isnt truly evil and in the end we are just human - then I would have two nickels, wich isnt a lot, but its weird it happened twice

[piratefairy-moonlight]

If I had a nickel everytime an immortal being changed by falling in love with a human who made them question their former priorities and goals and then proceeded to save said human and the whole world/universe/multiverse thanks to that change, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[clmfusded24-7]

what's with people who don't like alastor... cooking him??

[incorectquoteswlw]

Kate: I'm confused

Nat: If you had a nickel every time you were confused you know what you'd be?

Kate: Oh, easy, I'd be dead

Nat: I was going to say stupidly richer, what-?

Yelena, suddenly entering: Why is Kate going to die?

Kate: Because! If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why!

Yelena: That's so true...

Yelena: Why must you kill my girlfriend, Natasha?

Nat: I don't even know what's happening!

Kate: Careful, if you get confused the nickels will come

Yelena and Kate nod solemnly

Nat:

Nat: We need to spend some time apart.