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demonic0angel · 1 year
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Tim: Why can’t I join the club?!
Danny: Sorry, only people who have a D starting their names can join.
Damian and Duke: *nods*
Tim: Then why is Cass in there?!
Danny: C is close to D and she’s cool.
Cass: *nods*
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nijiimura · 6 years
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all the botanical asks ;)
damn you.
jasmine; what mythical creature do you wish actually existed?griffins hell yea
lavender; soundcloud or vinyls?soundcloud!!
primrose; what book does everyone right now need to read?annihilation by jeff vandermeer 
lunar mist; do you like wearing other people’s shirts/jackets?depends on if they fit or not but YEA bc it smells like them its nice
bird of paradise; what was the best thing that happened to you this month?tomorrow im gonna see zoe im so fuckin ready
gardenia; what’s a promise you’ve recently made to yourself?that its gonna be ok
lion’s fairytale; would you rather be the sky, the ocean or the forests?the ocean
whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?the question is who was the last person i kissed 
marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits?dfjdsbnfjsbfhfd NO im a walking disaster
apricot drift; how do you feel right now?bored
everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having?i dreamed about seeing infinity war the night before i actually saw it and apparently in dream IW they never went to Wakanda and just shot footage just for trailers like they did in rogue one
queen’s cup; what are you craving right now?chocolate...
lavender dream; turn ons/offs?turn on - girls. turn off - men.
water lilly; when was the last time you cried? why?this morning bc my teacher sent me a pissed off email after i told me i was gonna be an hour late bc i missed the bus
lily of the valley; did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?no
winterberry; do you bite or lick your ice cream?whoever bites their ice cream are monsters
honey perfume; favorite movie ever?grand budapest hotel!!!!
desert rose; do you like yourself?hmmm next question
snapdragon; have you ever met or seen in person a celebrity?i took a selfie w a WWE commentator years ago 
night owl; how many countries have you visited?2!
heliotrope; have you ever been in a castle?yea it was fucken sweet
creams and sky; what’s the craziest/bravest thing you’ve done?come out??
lantana; what’s on your mind right now?SLEEPOVER W ZOE TOMORROW
pumpkin patch; what’s your zodiac sign?leo... yknow... nya
tulip; name 5 facts about yourself.-i wear socks to bed bc my feet get cold!!-i have a scar on my wrist from a swinging accident w my little brother-i have a spotify playlist thats 122hrs long bc i just dump albums on there-abba is currently my favorite band-bleeding hearts are my favorite flowers bc they remind me of my late great grandma
daphne; do you believe in karma?yes??
queen of the meadow; ever been in love?yes
wisteria; whom do you admire and why?my dad tbh hes one of the hardest workers i know and has such a shitty job and deals w 90% of my family drama but hes always so positive and funny and i love my dad so damn much
angel’s face; what was your favorite bedtime story as a child?good dog carl
remember me; did you make someone laugh today?i fucken hope so
iris; do you believe in ghosts?YEA
lilac; if you could go back in time which time period would you visit?1979 just so i can go to an abba concert
caramel kisses; would you want to live forever? why/why not?hm no lmao
primula; what makes you sad?school. all these rohan ovas davpro keeps releasing
rain lily; was today typical? why/why not?yea i went to class and disappointed my teacher 
queen anne’s lace; who do you trust the most?zoe
lady’s slipper; what did you have for breakfast today?nothing... and i had nothing for lunch either.... all ive had is some lemonade and poptarts i bought like an hour ago
forget me not; do you have any regrets looking back in your life?going to this damn college
lunaria; what’s your favorite fictional universe?ok star wars universe is rad as fuck
violet; favorite tv show?the office and kitchen nightmares HDJIFDNJF
sunflower; share a favorite quote.god idk man
snowdrop; what does your ideal day look like?im home alone and its raining outside and i have the windows open. i dont have any deadlines to meet and i spend the day drawing 
tiger lily; do you have any hobbies?drawing and crying
peony; share a small random book passage that means something to you.BITCH IDK DO U THINK I READ?????
tea rose; what’s something you always wanted to do but were too scared?catch fireflies but i am SO terrified of all bugs its not funny
honeysuckle; do you usually date people your age or older/younger?my fucken age
sweet pea; who means the world to you? why?okuyasu nijimura means the entire world to me, and heres why (pulls out 50 page essay) no but my little brother
love in the mist; best books you’ve ever read?have yall... dabbled in these books called warriors by erin hunter?
foxglove; who is your favorite cartoon character?im not even into su anymore but amethyst always wins
magnolia; coffee or tea?coffee
crown imperial; would you rather be extremely rich or extremely loved?Why Not Both Thot
snowflake; are you a dog or a cat person?WHY NOT BOTH THOT
bell flower; what is your biggest addiction?hey guys im smoking the latest coolest drug called okuyasu nijimura
cosmos; do you ever think about the galaxy?y...yes
moonflower; what’s your favorite color?yellow
freesia; do you have a good relationship with your parents and siblings? why/why not?yea we tight
sundrop; are you a morning or a night person?night
poppy; have you ever dealt with a mental illness?idk if adhd is a mental illness or not so imma say... maybe
clover; how would your friends describe you?
fucken gay
dandelion; do you consider yourself and extrovert or an introvert?depends :/
lilly; what’s something you love watching/reading but you are too embarrassed to admit you do?bitch idk man im an open book i embarrass myself on a daily basis
anemone; describe yourself in 3 words.dumb gay bitch
lotus; best memory as a child?my mom bringing my cat bill home for the first time!!! he was so small.......
angelonia; what is your eye and hair color?brown and brown
dahlia; do you like crystals?yea imma shove my dick in a geode
buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?grievous real so i can fuck him
baby’s breath; what’s your hogwarts house?hufflepuff
calendula; biggest pet peeve?specific but when im literally just sitting in the car and one of my parents goes “looks like SOMEONE has an attitude” like?? i was silently looking out the window
blanker flower; would you rather go to a cocktail party with your best friends or stay home and read a book/watch a movie with your pet?friends bc i love them so much
blazing star; share a secret.I DONT HAVE A FUCKEN SECRET
carnation; would you rather live longer or happier?happier
petunia; who’s story is your biggest inspiration in life? why?bitch im too tired to answer this
bluebell; do you wear glasses?no
nymphea; forest or river?river
orchid; do you like exercise?HFDJKSFNDKJSDFNFK WHO TF DO I LOOK LIKE.
pansy; do you like poetry?FUCK poetry
morning glory; any special talent that you have?i can do a good swedish chef impression
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i-amusemyself · 7 years
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All Emoji Asks.
🐰 what is one secret youve never told anyone?I don't really have that many secrets. I guess theres a side of my personality that I spend a lot of energy supressing like hell that I hate with a passion.💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be?Right now? My best friend right next to me or my friend back home.🐹 what are some of your favourite pokemons and why?I mean, I only ever played pokemon go, but from that I loved the squirtles and the evees just bc theyre cute af🌠 if you were in charge of the world what would it be like?A lot more chilled out. Chill pills would be mandatory.👀 what was the most recent vivid dream you had?Okay I had two freaking weird ones the other night?In one I was a 10 y/o muslim girl going to a new primary school and while I was there I started raising money for a cancer charity.In the other I was taking a really hard A level maths exam and getting stressed and mad bc everyone kept talking and I couldnt finish it in time.☀ what do you like most about your best friend?EVERYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Idk, I guess how forgiving and layed back she is. She always tries to understand and see things from your point of view.😘 talk about your crush or partnerLmao I'm alone 😂 I do have a crush but its a million miles from mutual so like, shes amazing but boi it hurts 😂💁 if someone was rude to you would you be rude back?Depends on how well I know them and what they're like tbh. I'll banter, but I avoid confrontation.🌟 what do you like about yourself? (3 things)😂😂😂 wow erm...1. I always try and put in all the energy I have if someone/something needs it2. I make loads of terrible puns its gr93. I really dont have any other qualities idk🐾 what are you scared of most? How will you overcome it?👏 I'm terrified of abandonment 👏 aaaand as of yet I have no idea how to deal with it ngl🎁 what never fails to make you happy?Really good stand up commedy or my favourite music💙 what annoys you about some people?Their complete lack of self-awareness. Idk, maybe I'm low key jealous too but srsly some people????😤 do you get angry easily?Yeah. I keep pretty good tabs on it so you probs wouldnt know it, but if something upsets me, chances are I'm hella pissed too.🐇 what do you always daydream about?Dramatic and upsetting situations or drunk situations 😂🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?1. Sort out equality and all that jazz2. Divide up the land more equally, bc it pisses me off that some people are living in tiny cramped shacks and others have 100 mile square farms.3. End capitalism and with that make all necessary services free.🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?Anon?✈ what is your dream city and why?I mean Ive always wanted to go to copenhagen but theres no guarantee its gonna be my fave. My fave so far is Amsterdam bc its so peaceful and the architecture is to die for.☕ talk about your ideal day?Spend it with my best friend/crush. Lay in bed late and be lazy and watch good TV/movies. Maybe go out in the afternoon to not go stir crazy and entertain ourselves. Stay up kinda late talking about deep shit, lying underneath the stars.🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?Ambivert!💧 when was the last time you cried?Yesterday lmao 😂 i havent gone more than 2 days without crying in the past week 😧 I just got myself into a nice Depression Episode.🎵 name 5 songs you like atm?Argh I havent listened to music in so long (7 days...) umm so things i wanna listen to- youth by daughter- voices by Motionless in white- living dead girl by rob zombie- corpse roads by keaton hensen- lost boy by troye sivan⚡ if you had any superpower what would it be and why?Mind reading bc my anxiety would be halved.💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?I'd tell myself to stop trying to fit in and be like everybody else because the people I know are just a tiny portion of the population and really aren't much to aspire to. I'd tell myself to drop all my shitty friends because it would stop me from dealing with a lot of crap later on. I'd point myself in the right direction of the better people 😂I'd teach myself how to stand up for myself and how to not take any crap.And I'd give myself a hug and tell myself it's okay not to be cishet, because maybe if I could turn back time and start to deal with it earlier I'd be okay with it now.💚 who are you jealous of and why?A lot of people really, with qualities I don't have.I suppose one kid in particular is like, everything i want to be. Kind, hillarious, confident, close to people I love. 💎 what would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? Why?Bravery or kindness?? Its hard to have one without the other. Also beauty ngl bc im fugly.🙊 what are you ashamed of?My gender and sexuality 👏🌺 which languages do you know? Which do you want to learn?I know english and spanish and I'm learning Danish. Hopefully once I'm okay at danish I can learn arabic. Ill be satisfied after that 😂☘ if you could be any fictional characters friend/lover who would it be and why?I mean, theres plenty of fictional lesbians where im like 😏👀 but honestly if I had to pick only one person I'd choose Kieren Walker from in the flesh bc he needs a friend and I relate to him so strongly.☁ talk about your dream universe.Mental and physical illness doesnt exist. People arent dicks. Everything is free. No one feels unloveable.💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today?Idk I'm p much done for the day 😂 I've been helping out around the house all day tho🐬 if you could transform into any animal what would it be and why?I mean i might be biased but either a dog or a sloth bc they get to sleep all the time 😂🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike.Someone I was best friends with for 4 years suddenly turned around and stabbed me in the back, made up shit about me, arranged that all my friends not talk to me for a fortnight, sent group emails stuffed with emotional manipulation and blamed me for her suicidal thoughts. I nearly ended it. Now I get to watch my friends still loving her like she isn't the world's most heartless person. It makes my blood boil.😣 talk about something that has been making you depressed/angry/anxious.I'm staying with my best friend rn and I can't stand the thought of going home.🍪 what did you want to be as a kid and what do you want to be now?I wanted to be a nurse and now I wanna be a doctor 👏 variety 👏🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?I cant really eat sugar 😂 so fuck knows? Chocolate?🍑 what are you obsessed with?Brains, thought processes, psychopaths, graveyards and more 😂💘 what happens to you when youre stressed?I just get really emotional and start agressively making lists everywhere in an attempt to sort my life out.😪 what are you sick of?Humanity.🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?Yeah its terrible 😂 i hate anxiety but I also kinda love it when my heart races.💥 what are some unpopular opinions you have?I....dont? I cba with discourse lifes too short.☔ would you consider yourself a good person?I think anyone with good intentions is usually a good person so yeah😊 what do you do as hobbies?Sleep, binge watch netflix and blog 😂🎤 whats the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?👏👏👏 Mr Brightside 👏👏👏 what a jam 👏👏👏🐝 whats your worst trait?Being waaayyy too clingy.🌷 whats your mbti personality type and why do you think it suits you?ISFJ and yeah defo, its the defender and I feel that tbh🐶 send me 3 fictional people and ill choose my favourite.Anon?👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why?Kaitlyn Alexander is my bae.Besides that I dont really....obsess over any celebrities? Eliza taylor is doing p good 😂 ummm also some youtubers? Do they count?🐴 opinion on __?Its a great bit of punctuation.🍋 do you consider yourself to be an emotional person?Lmfaoooooo YES📚 share 3 books you love and your favourite quotes from them.M8. Thats not gonna happen 😂 I love any book that makes me cry but I cannot quote a single word.😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? Does it work?Find a quiet corner, shut my eyes and listen to my Depression Playlist. It doesn't always make me feel better but it helps me ride it out.🙂 what thoughts keep you going when you're sad?The thoughts of uni and that I'll hopefully meet some great new people. Also my best friend. Just in general 😂🌎 which country do you live in?England.🐧 describe yourself in 3 words?Awkward, tall and shy.🙉 what quotes changed you?"Pick your fights" bc as much as its a meme it helps me chill outAlso "everything is temporary" and "the sun will rise and we will try again".💭 do you keep a diary?I have a personal blog which acts as a diary yeah💫 who inspires you?Kaitlyn Alexander!! (Listen theyre like the first nb representation I ever knew and I relate so much to everything they say and theyre so cute and talented)👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?I mean, my initial response is no. Because we're just bags of flesh made up of cells and when we die those cells die so theres nothing to live on.But tbh we know so little about the universe I'm open to the possibility of anything at this point.🎀 whats your fashion sense like?Dior. I know what clothes I like and think look good but I never like them on me.🎬 what are some of your favourite films?Deadpool, My sisters keeper, pitch perfect 2 ermm🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?UmmmmmmmmmmmmWhen I first got my bunny, that was an amazing day!!🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?Um my soulmate? Where are they at?
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surveymeupmate · 7 years
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Survey w/ ella
Are you an official couple with the last person you kissed? e- no. not yet. no, dont put that 
k- defo not 
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now? e- idk
k- in some ways 
Do you like someone? e- yes 
k- sadly
Is a best friend pissing you off right now? e- no, i luv em
k- no
Are you happier now or three months ago? e- probably now but only a tiny bit more 
k- defo three months ago lmao 
What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today? e- saw jack, it was good, it was nice 
k- ...
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? e- never
k- dead
Are you waiting for something? e- probably yeh
k- exams to be finished 
If you could change your eye color would you? e- nah i dont suit any others 
k- the ones that are like two colours or a brighter green 
What was the weather like today? e- shit
k- the usual 
Do you think you’ll be married in ten years? e- fuck knows 
k- hopefully not
Does your ex still love/like you? e- no
k- hahahahahahahahahah
Are you stubborn? e- yes 
k- depends
Do you tend to hold a grudge? e- depends, i can do 
k- depends 
Where were you at 9am this morning? e- in bed, not my bed but a bed 
k- same but my bed 
How has the week been? e- good? yeh, good.  a bad start but finished off great 
k- a rollercoaster 
Did you go out or stay in last night? e- went out, well i stayed in but not in mine
k- both
Something you do a lot? e- complain 
k- overthink
How many states have you lived in? e- 0
k- none
Can you commit to one person? e- yeh
k- not at the moment 
Who was the last person to hold your hand? e- jack 
k- tom :////
How many chances do you tend to give people before enough is enough? e- depends, like i dont have a specific 3 strikes and ur out 
k- same
Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years? e- i hope so
k- same 
What do you miss most about your ex? e- nothing cos we’re besties 
k- im not getting into this rn 
Are you attracted to the last person that kissed you? e- yeh
k- nope 
What’s a fact about the last person you kissed? e- he loves oasis n he’s cute 
k- hes a dick
Something you really want right now? e-  *sexual thoughts* 
k- emotional stability 
e- yeah that would be nice as well
How long have you liked the person you like? e- a month but ive mega liked him for the past few weeks 
k- proper liked him since the 6th of may
Does any part of your body hurt right now? e- my side a tiny bit but not rly... actually i have a headache now i think about it
k- my throat 
Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? e- yeh i think everyone saw me 
k- no 
Can you recall the last time you liked someone? e- yeh now 
k- same 
Are you happy with the way things are going? e- some of them 
k- not at all i want to die™
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? e- maybe 
k- hopefully not 
What plans do you have for tomorrow? e- dying and also being dead
k- same 
Has a friendship ended recently that you wish hadn’t? e- *shakes head*
k- idk man 
Ever given your ALL to someone who walked away? e- urm no
k- not my all but a bit
Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? e- yeh only a few times, many times
k- yeah 
Do you and your last ex hate each other? e- no
k- no but we should 
When was the last time you were sick? e- like a week ago
k- maybe soon 
Are you one of those people who are always cold? e- no
k- yes 
Do you tend to waste a lot of money?
e-  probably
k- yes
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
e- nooooo? 
k- yes 
When was the last time you got a haircut? e- a month or two ago
k- a while ago
Did you sing at all today? e- yeh 
k- yeh 
Would you rather be able to control the weather or control traffic? e- the weather cos i dont drive 
k- same 
Do you own any articles of clothing with skulls on it? e- noo?
k- i think i might ?
Are you faster at text messaging or typing on the computer? e- typing, but it has to be a laptop
k- texting
If you won a trip to a nude beach would you go or give the trip away? e- give it away 
k- depends
In your opinion which is the stronger emotion: love or hate? e- fuck knows 
k- emotions are not real, simply chemicals to help us survive 
Tongue piercings - cute or trashy? e- neither, im not arsed 
k- idk man 
When it comes to jeans: skinny, flared or boot cut? e- skinny
k- same 
Would you rather be a star ballerina or a star break dancer? e- i want to say break dancer because they are cooler but being a ballerina is peng so in conclusion neither 
k- break dancer 
When it comes to Baseball would you rather be on the field or in the stands? e- in the stands
k- i rly dont give a shit about baseball tbh
I’ve got to know, who do you prefer: Mario or Luigi? e- Luigi, no mario, actually neither *goes on the name all the characters in the franchise*
k- idk man 
Have you ever changed clothes in a public area (not a dressing room)? e- probaly, yeh like on the beach 
k- yeh 
How many months apart is your birthday from your best friends? e- 4 and 1 
k- 4 
Yes or no: Techno music?
e- neither can it depends 
k- idk 
Yes or no: pigtails?
e- sometimes 
k- sure
They say diamonds are a girls best friend; what do you say? e- do they?
k- a lot of things 
Has anybody ever told somebody one of your secrets? e- well yeh
k- yeh
Have you ever kissed anybody who had a mustache? e- no 
k- i dont think so 
If you were famous do you think you could handle the popularity? e- i could but id get sick of the paparazzi 
k- maybe idk 
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a letter P? e- no
k- i dont think so 
Did you talk to one of your best friends today? What did you talk about? e- yeh loads 
k- shes legit in front of me rn 
Do you get on better with funny or serious people? e- funny
k- depends how im feeling but funny most of the time 
Do you have mood swings around the time of the month? e- yeh but i have them all the time 
k- maybe idk 
Have your friends met the last person you kissed? e- yeh
k- yeh 
How old is your oldest cousin? e- i am the oldest cousin so 17 
k- idk late 20s 
What if you saw your best friend holding hands with your ex? e- id be like katie why are you holding ur own hand lol 
k- i dont think she would tbh
Your last relationship, who dumped who? e- katie dumped me what a dickhead, wait we never actually broke up, katie im breaking up with u 
k- it was mutual, kind of 
How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend? e- 16
k- 14 i think.
Is your home town nice? e- no, not the town center anyways, its a mess
k- its better than some places i guess 
What if you got stuck in a lift with the last person who Facebook messaged you? e- it would be fun ;)
k- idk man, it would be chill 
When/where did your last hug take place? e- in toms brothers bed this morning, more of a cuddle than a hug 
k- in toms doorway last night 
Do you consider yourself mature enough to make your own decisions? e- yeh
k-obvs 
Have your parents ever told you about their love lives, and any previous relationships they had before they met? e- yeh, i know my mums entire life 
k- a little bit
You get a text from someone saying that they want to hang out - who would you most like it to be from? e- dunno katie but obvs not rn 
k- ella probs 
Do you and your friends have any inside jokes? e- yeh
k- yeh 
Do you think someone has feelings for you? Are these feelings returned? e- yes and yes 
k- yes and no
What if the last person you texted were to ask you out? e- idk what this phrase means 
k- i would b like ella what about jack 
Do you believe in love at first sight? Explain. e- no
k- no
Would you prefer to be somewhere else right now? If so, where? And why would you prefer to be there? e- no
k- asleep  cos i love sleep but im happy chilling atm 
When you listen to music, do you ever find that the songs affect your moods and change how you feel? e- can do 
k- a lil bit
Can you remember what you dreamt about last night? e- no
k- i think it was something to do w/ shit that is stressing me out but i cant remember that well
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heckyeahsurveys · 7 years
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#257
Would you like to have twins? noo
How old is your most recent ex? 18
How does your hair look right now? it’s in a ponytail and i haven’t washed it for 4 days :)))
What color were the last shoes you wore? black
Are you currently listening to any music? yep, I always am tbh
You’re trapped in a room with your last ex for one day, what do you do? probs just chill like we do all the fucking time 
Who was the last person you got into an argument with? dad
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months? idk probs tbh
What are you listening to right now? the headmaster ritual by the smiths
Are you expecting a child? noo
Are you waiting for anything in particular? jack to reply to my message
Last person to really piss you off? idk probs my dad
What time did you go to sleep last night? like 3am, i couldn’t sleep at all n then kept waking up so had like 3 hours sleep 
Do you think you’ll be a good mother/father? no
Marriage in your future? sure
If your best friend liked your last ex, what would you do? well one of my best friends is my ex and my other is my ex’s ex and also in a v happy relationship so that’s just not gonna happen lmao 
Want to have kids before you’re 30? no, don’t want to have them at all
Have you kissed more than 10 people this year? nope
Do you like meeting new people? idk it depends
What are you doing right now? this survey n listening to music
How many piercings do you have? five
Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it? i’m sure someone somewhere in the world does x
Would you go out with someone right now if they asked? idek what “go out” means anymore, if it means if they asked me on a date it depends who it was?? 
Do you think somebody’s in love with you? nah
Who do you spend the most time with? probs katie, or liz
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot? i think i do atm :// 
Last person you rode in a car with? my grandma
Do you mind sleeping on the floor? i’d rather not
Do you enjoy summer? yep
Do you have a phone? yeah
Is there anything you wanted to do today that you didn’t? i wanted to get up at a decent time and eat breakfast but instead i sat in bed crying lol so yknow 
Is it hard leaving people behind? ofc
Will you kiss someone within the next week or two? i hope so
What kind of outfit are you wearing right now? a t-shirt n knickers lol
In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a guy? nah
Did you do something mean to someone today? idk probs
What is your favorite night to go out? fridayyy
Has someone ever made a promise to you and broke it? sure
Have you ever tripped over something in public? yeh
Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in ten years? i hope so
Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now? nah
Are you addicted to cigarettes? yeh
Is any part of you happy at all? part of me is yeah, just not most of me 
How was your day today? shite tbf, just been in pain n done nothing all day but kt kept me company for a bit so that made it a lil better
Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? girls
Have you ever been caught skipping class? no
Do you hate anyone? yeah 
How often do you listen to music? all the time
Who were the last people to hang out at your house? katie, and also nicole earlier
What did you do yesterday? just sat in the house n katie came round at some point, it’s all a blur tbh so i don’t remember most of it 
Are you going on vacation soon? not for a few months 
Do you ever watch the Disney Channel? not anymore
What’s on your mind right now? jack lol
Who do you call more than anyone else? kt
Do you bite your nails? a bit
Do you have a job? nope
Have you done anything bad in the last week? define bad
Do you like someone right now? yeah
Are you jealous of anyone right now? nah??
Does anyone like you? yeah :)
Have you ever mooned anyone? liz lol
Where is somewhere you travel every summer? nowhere anymore, we used to go portugal every year but haven’t been for a couple now - going this year tho!!
When was the last date you went on? fuck knows, like a year ago lol
Do you own an iPod? nah
What person on your Facebook do you talk to the most? jenny
Do you want to fall in love? i don’t know, it kinda scares me but i kind of want to aswell
Do you wear flip-flops when it’s cold? no, i don’t wear flip flops at all
Do any of your friends have children? nope
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep? nah, mayb i should tho 
When was the last time you had Starbucks? idk time ago
Can you whistle? sometimes
Favorite TV show? game of thrones, gotham, sense6, oitnb, unbreakable kimmy schmidt
Do you own any band shirts? yeh i have two?? arctic monkeys and muse (got both time ago, don’t listen to muse much anymore but arctic monkeys are still the One)
What is your favorite salad dressing? a simple balsamic vinaigrette does me tbh
Are you on a desktop or laptop? laptop
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? tattoos yeh, not any piercings atm
Would you ever date anyone covered in tattoos? sure
When was the last time you slept on the floor? idk
Do you eat breakfast daily? yeah p much
Do you feel more comfortable with a male or female doctor/nurse? female i guess
You’ve locked yourself outside and no one will be home for a few hours, you? nip to the coop n get mum’s key 
In the past 48 hours have you hung out with a guy? nope
Have you ever walked on the beach at night? yep
What were you doing at 2AM this morning? trying to sleep, probably crying
How many kids do you want? none
Are you interested in more than one person at the moment? no but like i feel like there’s a couple ppl i still like a lil bit but not rly??
Last night, did you talk to anyone until you fell asleep? no - i said night to jack n jenny but then i was up for like three more hours trying to sleep :((
Who are your last 3 missed calls from? jannette, jenny, kt
What’s the best thing about summer? not being in college, and therefore not having shit due in n the stress associated w/ that, when it’s warm n u can just sit in the sun, being able to go to bed/get up whenever, just chilling w/ mates n enjoying life 
Should you be doing something else instead of this? probs sleeping idk
Do you ever wonder what your life looks in someone else’s eyes? i guess
Who was the last person of the opposite sex to text you? dad?
Do you think you would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend? probably not :/
Whose bedroom were you in last? mine?
Why do you feel the way you feel? i think it’s bad karma that i’m injured, so bc i’m a dick i guess x i feel a lot of things atm tho tbh - like heartburn bc i’m stressed n my period’s due, i’m out of it bc i took cocodamol, i’m sad bc i’m falling for someone n i’m stressed but also i rly want to see him :// n the awkward face is bc i’m stressed bc wTF are feelings n how have they done this to me??? like can he just get off my mind for two minutes. who lives like this (anyway this question was too open so i covered all the bases. could go on but that’s exactly what i’ve already done so time to shhh)
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isaacathom · 7 years
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i still dunno for what reason AHC would have any interest in a country west of Thyssia. shit, historically, their relationship was probably exclusively with ‘east Thyssia’ so that when it was conquered and merged into what is now Thyssia, AHC was probably pissy about that. its probably what, in a delayed way, prompted the political marriage of Adelaide to Erick. to say ‘listen, us hating you because you were west thyssians and conquering our friends, thats behind us, we cool now ya?’ and they were probably also friends with countries to the east, like farther east than anything else in the story.
so what would they have with the west? specifically a small country between Thyssia and the west buckos. it could be a more idealogical alliance than a ‘we were buds’ thing, i suppose. like, more to do with globalization and the access to stories than anything. if the little country is one that recently sought independence from the westerners, perhaps, then maybe AHC decided to support this, since AHC is similarly proud of continuing to exist as its own entity as opposed to a part of a greater Thyssia. (which could happen in the far future, depending on how Thyssia and AHC react to Adelaide’s fucking chicanery)
so, that could work. at some point, a different ethnic group or different ideological views formed within the west, and in recent times (like, the last 50 years or so) theyve sought independence from the west. AHC, as a country proud of remaining its own entity, ruled only by itself, supports them in this drive, admittedly in a from afar, gentle back pat sorta way. platitudes, right. and perhaps the ‘current’ (20 odd years ago) independence was an easing method. like how russia became the soviet union ‘as it transitioned into a fully communist country’. that didnt happen, but its a similar idea.
so, sizeable group in the west demands independence from the west, AHC supports, and the West enters a state of compromise. the borders are determined and the new state is formed, but it functionally remains a subsidiary of the West. sorta like a colony, i guess? still under Western control, they run the place legally, like the big wigs, but the new country can elect its own officials and has its own government, except that government ultimately must answer to the Western one. its a taste of their freedom. this lil state is fucking stoked. they immediately begin on securing deals and trade with other countries independent of the West, since the West clearly has different friends. and one of their first ports of call would be AHC, since it was very open in its ideological support for the countries independence. it makes sense, yknow.
so, they become allies with AHC, with deals in place for trade and such. most of AHC’s items that it trades to NG (new guys, fuck it) would be items it recieved elsewhere, basically giving NG access to the world that it cant access just yet on its own. plans begin for an NG regional airport, allowing it to access countries that lil bit further off, likely via Thyssia or the West, since Thyssia likely has a pretty big regional airport. theres also the neutral country to the north west which could be a major regional hug (hence the negotiations being placed there later) and all that fun jazz. because, well, all that sort of global infrasctructure is located within the West’s borders, and while the citizens of NG technically hold a dual citizenship and can use these things from the west, they want that independence, gotta build their own.
but, theres clearly rules about it, and one of those rules is probably a No Military thing. the West doesnt want NG to have a military of their own. but its probably blanket too, like no military forces at all. from anyone. no armies. nada.
then the West gets antsy. they dont wanna let go of the land NG has, not really, its got access to the coast that the West always appreciates, and they probably start pushing strange restrictions to try and retain control. greater access to NG for the west, that sorta thing, stuff thats one sided and doesnt benefit the NG much at all. and NG starts prickling, and they call in AHC to help. and AHC is confident that this all be easy, send an ambassador, a few armed people to protect them, easy peasy, no worries. now, a few is a non definite number. 20 is a bit more than a few.
so the West gets really antsy. there are armed people in NG, ostensibly supporting NG against the West, this is war, they get real pissy about this. which is fair, because 20 is overmuch and AHC is clearly overstepping its boundaries substantially.
and thus, the war begins.
though, if this is what happens, and that the war began due to AHC overstepping its boundaries in an attempt to protect another countries independence, what happened to the lil country by the end? since, it was a 4 year war, with Thyssia stepping in and protecting AHC and NG with its faarrrr superior military force. then, after 4 years, a ceasefire was arranged, and King Erick made his naive decision to, i guess drive through NG to reach the neutral country in which negotiations were being held? idk. depends our far back inland NG reaches, if NG is a tiny thing snuggled on the coast then it was probably driving through the north western tip of Thyssia.
but then, because Erick was killed, and its determined that it was Western soldiers who did it, the war breaks out anew between the West and Thyssia, or, more pertinently, between Adelaide and The World. so what become of NG? well, if it was IN NG that Erick died, NG has gotta help out, theyre desperate to not seem shit, theyre incredibly helpful, but, well, are they still at war??? idk. esp if its not on their soil, if Erick died in Thyssia’s north west. do they independently reach for peace with the West while they battle Thyssia?
probably. the problem is, they were trying to reach peace with Thyssia’s help, and Thyssia cannot help them negotiate peace now because Thyssia is basically beyond negotiation for a fair while. so Thyssia probably brings in either AHC or another neutral country to support it, and they’d reach peace with the West. i think NG still exists. they won the war, essentially, though it was p much wholly due to Thyssia stepping in to help AHC help them, yknow.
so NG is still around. theyre probably still allied to both AHC and Thyssia. the west wont dare touch them now. they’ve been fully separated and made independent. thats cool.
it does sorta make the west into full on assholes, like indefinite dicks, but if i wanted i could make it be due to a leader and not the country? besides, the assassination of Erick was not government mandated. they cant explain how it happened, because they honestly dont know, but it was honestly just some rebellious assholes pissed that Thyssia stepped into a conflict that wasnt theres and started bossing everyone around, and they saw erick in his car and went ‘we;re in’ and blew him up. they were probably members of the Western military, but not acting under their orders, they basically went rogue.
yea. sure. so that mean the west are dicks. but if its just a particular leader, like one elected group that were subsequently removed, that could work. for instance, right, i feel a typical term of government is 3-5 years. so lets so its 5 years. that encompasses the entirety of the first 4 years of the war and the bits before, so it can include a build up of increased tension regarding the independence of NG. then, like a few months before the ceasefire, the West has an election and the party is like, tooootally removed, everyone just goes ‘are yall fucking stupid’ and votes them out. and the new party is desperate to right the wrongs, hence the subsequent ceasefire and attempt at peace that is thwarted by rogue soldiers, possibly the supporters of the previous government.
that government, the one that failed at peace because it couldnt ‘adequately explain how such an incident occurred), they probably stay in power at the next election, because any outrage over that incompetence has probably faded and been replaced with a frustration with Thyssia (or, Adelaide) refusing peace talks. so, theyre good.
on Thyssia’s end.... idk. their politicians probably remained the same in the lead up to and the first 4 years of the war. maybe even the beginning of the next 7 year portion, the Thyssia-West war. technically two separate wars. its at the elections during that war that Thyssia also makes a push for this stupid shit to end. Yes, Erick was killed, thats awful, but if this continues there wont BE a West. you tell someone youre Thyssian and they laugh. theyre the scorn of the world.
eventually it ends. but noones pushing for Adelaide’s deposition yet. but thats 90% because they dont want Jackson to be king yet. they want him to be king, of course, the speeches he’s been making in the recent years have connected well with the people and they think he’ll do well. its just that he’s still a teenager and he’s emotionally fragile, and everyones sympathetic about it. dont push him in yet.
then, of course, Jackson turns like 24 and everyones like ‘well.... he’s got his emotions in control.. he’s an adult.... the throne is his by right.... the fucks going on’
in hindsight, everyones pretty sure they shouldve pushed for Duke Andrew to take the throne. thats the big mistake, lmao
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