#if you dont know biac this is going to seem very weird. ignore it

[koheletgirl]

ok theres no way we're gonna actually write this one so . mailee biac au

wow. our baby

ok so im sure you dont expect me to come up with anything we haven't already talked about. so to anyone reading this, this creation is equal parts me and shosh.

the mailee but im a cheerleader au:

so here’s our cast: ty lee is megan. mai is graham. other participants are sokka (clayton), azula (sinead), haru (the one who isn’t actually gay), toph (she’s not really any specific character), theo (likewise), and zuko (zuko). 

the rest of the cast are: aunt wu as mary, kuei as rupaul, wu as rock, piandao and jeong jeong as lloyd and larry, jet as that guy who lives with them, suki as the girl who hits on ty lee at the cocksucker. 

aang and katara aren’t there im sorry

one part that’s important is that the reason sokka is there is that he lives with pakku. this hc came from this post

ty lee is a cheerleader (as the title suggests), and she lives with her mom and sisters and has a boyfriend (chan). she is not aware of the fact that she’s a lesbian, the rest of them notice, they send her to conversion therapy. 

oh i just remembered. we’re going to ignore the fact that there’s one lok character here. he’s just so good for the role. also we’re ignoring the fact that he and kuei are technically related that’s not the case here

azula and zuko are both there bc theyre both gay ofc. azula says shes there to make sure zuko doesnt fuck up

sokka is really tired of having to remind everyone he’s actually bi

ok so we tried thinking about what their roots would be and i have two great quotes here from shosh: a) zukos root is that azula is better than him at everything and emasculated him and azulas root is that shes better than zuko at everything and emasculated him. b) sokka could be like "it's because i did too much painting as a kid" and aunt wu is like "no we discussed this it's because of your absent father and--" and sokkas like "hahhahaa no we dont have to talk abt that!!!”

so anyway the plot is pretty much the same as the movie with some exceptions (two main ones are that none of them are christians and that sokka’s part is going to be significantly bigger than clayton’s). mai and ty lee fall in love, azula is jealous, she tells on them and ty lee has to leave, ty lee runs away to the ex ex gays where she meets zuko (who had previously been kicked out for getting caught with sokka, and is wearing this outfit). they go back for mai and sokka (they leave azula there. love her but it’s so funny). ty lee convinces mai to go with her and they live happily ever after

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it