#if you know. for example. someone is afraid of snakes

[thomas-mvller]

Would you gift someone afraid of heights a bungee jump? serious question

[pigfacedbitch]

Phobia

idea : your phobia relates to your boyfriend's gifted godly abilities.

word count : 0.8k

type : headcanons

pairing/s involved : Jason Grace / Percy Jackson / Leo Valdez / Frank Zhang / Nico Di Angelo x Reader

warning/s : phobia speaks for itself. personally, it's thalassophobia for me. 😓

here is my masterlist!

Jason Grace | Acrophobia (Fear of Heights)

Due to having the same fear as his sister, Jason is completely aware of the dos and dont's when you're an acrophobic.

If you two are forced in situations where you need to be in high places, he always attempts to distract you with anything he can think of.

He prefers embarrassing stories over jokes. His delivery is too deadass and his 'i'm-trying-hard-here-it's-not-funny' look makes you laugh before the punchline.

Knowing that it can be associated with the fear of falling, Jason will reassure you every time that he's going to catch you.

If you did fall, during some battle for example, he will asks you to close your eyes and hold you tighter before slowly bringing you down.

He really lives up to that Superman nickname so much, the others started calling you Lois Lane.

Percy Jackson | Thalassophobia (Fear of Deep Bodies of Water)

Percy would be bummed out. Being the son of Poseidon, he loves to be in the water.

Everything about him— from his favorite hobbies to his happiest of memories, revolves around it and he wants to share that with you.

He plans on taking you on trips underwater; introduce you to the majestic marine creatures nobody else has seen before, unravel mysteries the sea has to offer, and form a big bubble where you can do whatever you want without being interrupted (ehem👀).

But how can he make all of it possible when your fear is literally all of those?

Percy would want to help you get over it. He wouldn't force you but he will at least try convince you.

If you refuse, he will respect that.

But if you accept his help, he'll try to take it one step at a time. Probably by starting to show you how the sea, no matter terrifying it is, is also beautiful place.

Leo Valdez | Pyrophobia (Fear of Fire)

Initially, Leo will laugh. I mean, who wouldn't?

You're a pyrophobic yet you're dating someone who is actually made out of fire?

After he notices that you're not joking, he will begin to be terrified for you. Expect that Leo will be extra careful when you are with him, especially when he is working on something.

His contraptions deemed too dangerous like explosives, will be kept somewhere far away.

As much as he thinks your presence will make Bunker 9 a lovelier workspace, he will understand if you don't want to go there. The essense of it is from the god of fire himself— I mean you need a blast of fire to enter.

He also will refrain himself from using his fire abilities in a fight, making do with his inventions instead.

While pyrophobia doesn't have specific causes, it may be possible that you had some traumatic experience relating to fire. Leo doesn't want to hurt you or make you feel worse.

Frank Zhang | Zoophobia (Fear of Animals)

Frank is confused. He doesn't know that the fear of animals is a thing and would wonder why you agreed on dating him in the first place.

He will ask you tons of questions; what caused your phobia? Are you afraid of all animals, a few, or just one? What can I do? After your conversation, he's going to search more information.

If you're afraid of one animal only, Frank will forget it ever existed. He will never talk of that animal again even when you're not around.

The others will joke about it. Example, if you're scared of snakes—

"What is a snake, Frank?"

"What's that, Leo? I have no idea, so let's never speak of it again."

In the case that you're afraid of all animals (this is a rare condition), he will not use his abilities and will train harder in combat.

When he really doesn't have a choice but to shapeshift in a fight, you two will separate with your friends' assurance that they got your back.

Frank is a nice guy but if someone made an offensive comment about your phobia or hardcore pranks involving that animal? Expect the wrath and rage of Mars.

Nico Di Angelo | Phasmophobia (Fear of Ghosts)

I'm sorry but Nico will slightly judge you. Really, a ghost? What are you, five?

Like Frank, he will ask you what caused your phobia.

He will feel terrible and comfort you if you have the same experience as Reina and Jason, who's loved ones turned into a mania. If it's because of horror movies, he will awkwardly pet your head.

You may think the subject is dropped but Nico will make sure that no ghost will ever come near you.

Having the infamous title 'Ghost King', he will not hesitate to torment and threaten the spirits who try to approach, scare, or talk to you.

He will take you on dates to McDonalds but he will not bring you to any 'ghost business'.

If you want to get rid of your phobia, Nico will summon ghosts who can entertain you; like singers, dancers, those that can do tricks, and stand up comedians.

He will also show you how easily he can bend any ghost to his will, proving to you that there's nothing to be afraid of.

[epicfroggz]

Do you think miquella's needle could have helped Messmer? I believe that if the tarnished gave him that (in an AU) at least his Fire curse/the Fell God's influence would have been removed, and probably the Abyssal Serpent too would've left him, since wasn't it staying in his body because of Messmer's kindling to begin with? Without that source of infinite power it would have no reason to stay there, right? Or maybe miquella's needle is powerful enough to remove two curses at the same time, who knows. What do you think?

Also, hypothetically speaking, after both his curses are gone, how would he look? Sorry for this weird question, but I actually want to draw Messmer in an AU where he isn't cursed anymore, but I need some guidance from people who are more informed and smarter than me to make it as close to canon as possible lol. Personally, I think he would obviously still have his deformed body with his snake-friends, but under his flesh there would be no visible serpents, and no more scales on his skin, but when it comes to his face? I believe he would still miss his eyes, but maybe without the burned skin? I really don't know, but I would like to hear your interpretation about this one too.

Thanks in advance, and sorry for my English, it's not my mother tongue. Have a nice day!

Hi, thanks for the ask! I’m afraid I don’t have a good answer for you, though…

The thought disturbs me, Messmer without the serpent entirely. But, for the purpose of the AU, I suppose he would look like he did with the seal, like phase 1 Messmer. The burns on his face would have mostly healed, and he would either wear a blindfold or find a suitable replacement for his eye, like a glass eye.

But, I am of the belief that the Abyssal Serpent is not a curse. I agree Miquella’s needle would be able to quench the Fell God’s flame within him, but I’m not sure if that makes him better off than he was either. Despite hating it, Messmer found a way to use his flames for good and share it with his army, going so far as to develop incants and weapons for them to use when the flame did not take within them. He has complete control over it. (Of course, “good” here is the decimation of his mother’s enemies—it’s a matter of perspective lol.)

Messmer and the serpent are too entangled together to be separated I think. If they were separated somehow, Messmer would be but a husk of his former self. Removing his “curses” makes him what his mother wanted, but is that really what’s best for him? He’d be a demigod, but one without grace, without power, without a significant part of himself—what’s left? He has already forsaken his mother by removing the seal. There would be nothing for him, no purpose. When Morgott, our only in-game example, is stripped of his Omen curse, he dies.

It would result in a pretty dismal fate, if you ask me. I am certain there is a way to make it nice, but you would have to ask someone else, sorry… Good luck with your AU!

- Froggo

[phanhlee]

(I finally done all the commissions so now I have time for this. Hope you enjoy :>>)

Tag: Claude Frollo x male!oc (Helzon Sullivan)

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Part 2

In this time when Helzon served as Claude's personal servant, he was treated like a literal king. Claude usually doesn't command him to do anything much, beside maybe sitting near so that Claude can look at him.

Helzon can cook very well, since he has been making foods by himself in his whole life. He is definitely able to do any housework Claude could possibly give, cooking, cleaning, washing clothes or stuffs. However, those works are pushed to the other servants while Helzon mainly is commanded to clean Claude's bedroom.

Sometimes, Claude would wear him a collar (that one of a dog) and walks him around the city to show that Helzon belongs to him. He pretty likes dressing his favorite servant up too, spending hours picking clothes that suit Helzon the most (anything would look good on him) even when he won't wear time twice. It's just nutrition for Claude's eyes.

Helzon is an obedient one anyway. He wouldn't question Claude's orders, despite how ridiculous they are. Example like when Claude requests to join his bathtub, Helzon only gives one excuse "This is not a big bathtub" then let him in anyway. Or like when Claude sneaks into his bedroom because his own room is cold, Helzon hugs him to sleep.

That also created a bad habit for Claude Frollo. He knows he would get what he wants just by speaking softly, so he just...uses it. Once, he asks Helzon for a kiss, and he gets one. All the the shame or sense of guilt have left Claude Frollo that day when he sneaked up in a man's house, so now he has nothing to fear anymore.

However, Helzon is a hard one. To him, a kiss is just a mere physical contact, it could make him feel nothing. That irritated Claude sometimes, but does he care ? He just keeps doing, because he feels good doing so.

(This is sketch color and I'm suck at background)

Everything changes at that one night. It starts a few days before, when Helzon starts acting weird. He remains unfocused, and sometimes overreacted (To someone like him, it means he actually be surprised, or afraid or anything).

He asks for four days off duty. Claude refuses, but that doesn't last long when Helzon decides to use his charm. With some little begging and puppy eyes, he gives in.

The first day, Claude can still handle it. Helzon keeps himself in his room all day, not eating, not opening the door, as if he is sick or something.

The second day, Claude starts to get impatient. He starts to yell and bangs Helzon's door, calling if he is alright. It's just because he's worried (just maybe, it could be that he misses his possession). However, Helzon keeps saying he is fine.

The third day, Claude can't take it anymore. At night, he comes to Helzon's room and calls for him like usual, but this time Helzon doesn't answer (Why don't think that he's just sleeping? Idk either). Claude makes the decision... The door was locked, so he breaks it...

It was dark inside, and the atmosphere is unusually cold, and there is something weird moving in that room. And that is when, Claude finds himself beneath an enormous creature.

His skin was pure black, and his hair is longer, with silver color. The creature appears with four eyes, scales, fangs, and unusual heat. Most important, the creature has a long, giant snake tail... One like in legend said.

However, Claude can't never mistake those silver eyes with anyone else. This is Helzon's true form, his real body. He was in heat that moment, such animistic heat that he hardly control himself like usual, especially with such a prey beneath him.

But something beyond Helzon's expectations happen... Claude... Did not... Fear him. After hundred years of abandonment, of hatred, fear, Helzon never once hope he would find someone who look at his monstrous form with such endearing eyes.

That is the moment, Helzon fall for him.

(It's unnecessary to tell what he did to Claude that night. Know what they say about snake ? That they have two-)

After that, Helzon turns completely sweet to him. The calmness remains in him, but now there is sweetness in his every actions. He would touch and kiss Claude first, saying sweet nothing to him while keeping that face straight.

They sleep in the same bed more often, and Helzon would spend time massaging Claude's body, or reading books with him. They become much more affectionate, without tension, since Helzon can handle it pretty well in those kinds of situations.

Things are getting better...

(just a scenario in Cai)

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That's part 2. Sweet dream before storm. There will be more :>>>

[basilf1res]

Random DP x DC Blurb

And… facts about snakes at the end lmao

So, you know how poisonous creatures (like Poison Dart Frogs or Tiger Keelback snakes (Rhabdophis tigrinus) for example) usually tend to have a bright color scheme compared to their natural environment to ward off predators…

And how it’s typically headcannoned that ectoplasm is poisonous…

ANd imagine that Danny can regrow his limbs…

I give you:

Danny faces off Killer Croc in the street - who just ate Danny’s left hand - flaring his aura and flashing his eerie green eyes while his left wrist is bleeding a mixture of ruby red dotted with electric green.

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This would be a funny one shot or an aspect incorporated into a fic lmfao.

Like, Waylon would be standing there like, “oH SHIT- WHAT DID I JUST EAT” before experiencing some ✨severe✨ ‘food poisoning’.

The Bats are watching this teenager shorter than Tim face off one of their rouges in the middle of the street while puffing himself up like an angry kitten. (Someone’s adoption addiction is going to be fed today)

Danny be standing there like, “BIATCH, FUDKING EAT MORE OF ME, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU”.

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Okay okay okay- so the Tiger Keelback (Rhabdophis tigrinus) is a snake that actually makes itself poisonous by eating poisonous frogs! It’s quite fascinating!

The brightness of the color around their neck/head indicates how poisonous the snake is, so if the colors are bright and noticeable, then the snake recently ate a poisonous frog (of some kind). If the colors are dulled, then it hasn’t had a poisonous meal in quite some time.

A side note: yes these snakes are 👏venomous👏and👏poisonous👏.

Here’s what it looks like if anyone’s curious:

(⚠️SNAKE WARNING⚠️ - if you’re afraid looking at snakes or pictures of snakes🤷‍♀️)

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So cute 🥰

But alas… he bites 😭

I like snakes if you can’t tell. ✨

Sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️

[keketopia]

luka couffaine headcanons

• luka is a pretty laidback person

• he sometimes stargaizes at night, just so he can look at the constellations

• he isn't actually afraid of snakes, in fact, he's actually considering having one as a pet

• he and juleka have a secret communication system through music. like when one of them asks a question or speaks they would respond by playing a few notes on an instrument and they would know what it means.

juleka: "luka, have you seen my phone?"

luka: *plays a few strings on his guitar*

juleka: "found it, thanks!"

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luka: "what happened to my toffee pudding?"

juleka: *plays a few strings on her bass*

luka: "really, jules? I was saving that!"

juleka: *plays some more strings on her bass"

luka: "how was I supposed to know that spaghetti was yours? I didn't even see your name"

juleka: *aggressively plays some more strings on her bass while also pouting and glaring at luka*

luka: "okay, it was half finished. but i was hungry and i wasn't really craving any other foods"

juleka: *plays some more strings on her bass*

luka: "whatever, i'll just buy some"

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• might want a houseboat when he's older. he just loves listening to the calm waves of the water when he's sleeping or meditating

• writes songs for marinette even when they broke up

• sometimes uses juleka's head as an armrest because he's taller than her. just a way for him to tease her and laughs when she gets annoyed.

• he has really good memory. this stems from his obsession with music. not to mention that he's pretty observant. like if someone places a book somewhere and they can't remember where they put it, luka would tell them where it is.

• luka's love for music comes from when his mom used to play guitar for him and juleka as a kid. in fact, the guitar was the first instrument he learned how to play

• luka goes to the pet store to buy mice because sass admits that mice are his favorite food.

• luka is pretty chill, it's rare for him to get angry. there are only a few times where he gets angry (silencer for example)

• remember when I said that luka isn't afraid of snakes? yeah, may I mention that snakes are his favorite animal? he's considering having a snake tattoo when he's an adult, although he's not sure if he wants it on his arm or on his back.

• an empath

• his favorite flower is the devil's trumpet

• studies psychology & philosophy

• he keeps his hair his natural color for a while because keeping his edges blue can be a pain in the ass since the color washes off very quickly. so he keeps it black until he gets bored and dyed them again

• he has chromesthesia

• he firmly believes in rebirth and that there is life after death

• reads past life regression books

• he doesn't really have any aspirations for fame. despite his dad being a famous rockstar, he doesn't want to be in the spotlight. he instead wants to teach music to other people, which is why his choice of a career is a music teacher

• he is a buddhist. he believes in the majority of buddhist beliefs, including samudaya

• allergic to seafood

• plans on getting just a few more piercings

• luka is explicitly against sass calling him master

• luka will sometimes play with sass' tail whenever the kwami sits in an elevated position

• he knows how to play the lyre (due to being viperion), keyboard, & the cello.

• he is very protective, especially towards juleka. he has gotten in trouble a lot as a child for starting fights with people that bullied her.

• despite being french, he does not like cheese. he once passive-aggressively (but in a good way) gave adrien deodorant because he couldn't stand the smell of camembert

• when luka is stressed. he plays notes on his guitar with his eyes closed and tries to guess what pitch the note is at

• he is pansexual i refuse to believe he's straight!

• jokingly refers to himself as an old man because he mostly hangs out with juleka's friends, who are all two years younger than him

[mirra-kan]

Hi Mirra!

Have you written any headcanon, metas, discussions, or fics about your concept of the "Faithful Haradrim"? If so, could you please tell me where to find them? If you haven't yet, would you mind sharing some info of your headcanons (anything at all) about their history and culture?

I'm a big fan of your Harad artwork and concepts (including the Blue Wizards), and it's all clearly founded on a rich, complex world you've created for them in your head. I would definitely love to learn more! :) I do also plan on including more about the Haradrim culture and history in my upcoming fanfics, so I would love to hear an expert's ideas on them.

Thank you for sharing your work with us!

@sotwk Was very happy to discover your message in my ask box!

Thank you for your interest and willingness to include more Haradrim content into your writing, but I'm afraid you might find my views rather... boring 😆

I also must apologise in advance if any of my phrases may not seem polite enough or turn out to be grammatically incorrect - English is not my first language.

Disclaimer! What is written below represents my personal view! It is in no way intended to hurt or discredit anyone’s head canons, views and ideas!

My Chinese calligraphy teacher once told me: "Do you want to assume or to learn? Decide on the approach before you make theories about anything."

And I follow the strategy of "to learn" before I "assume". So, first and foremost, I'm still in search of bits of information about the peoples who inhabited Harad and Rhun (South and East) of Middle-earth.

My goal is not so much to create head cannons as to draw the audience's attention to the canon and the Professor's own vision. Accordingly, in working through his letters, essays, and volumes of the History of Middle-earth, I am trying to draw parallels that someone as educated as Professor Tolkien might have drawn.

I also categorically disagree with the images created in the movies, where the conventional evil is more caricatured than frightening, and the motives and history of the conflict are not shown at all (Faramir’s saying about Haradrim’s fate is at least included, which is great, even if it wasn’t his in books). When my best friend dragged me into the Silmarillion story couple of years ago, I was amazed at how distorted the perception of these regions was in adaptations.

So, thinking about the existence and struggles of Faithful Haradrim, I rely on the history of the region and possible historical patterns. Such a vast region simply cannot have a common culture. It is the idea that can unite them. But, as in our reality, cultural features, symbolism and colours may differ. For example, we know that those who came with Sauron's army, performed under red flags with snakes. Does that mean that the entire vast region walked exclusively in the same colours? It seems unlikely to me.

As for the Blue Wizards, blue in general is a colour very 'inherent' to many cultures in the Global South. I suppose that's why the Professor dressed Alatar and Pallando in those colours. And accordingly, in my opinion, Faithful Haradrim could use these colours in their robes and on their banners, but not necessarily. It is not the colour that reflects the inner essence of a person.

Of course, when thinking about this or that image, I think about where exactly these people live, what the level of metallurgy development is present in different Ages, whether there is a sea or mountains nearby - all this affects how their armour\architecture\symbolism could have developed. In general, I draw parallels with real anthropology and the history of the development of civilisations. Books about the regional patterns, military and weapon history etc are of big help here too.

Sometimes, of course, I make things up. For example, when I first read the lines about the Blue Wizards not returning to Valinor, I didn't take it in a negative light. After all, they could have stayed in Middle-earth willingly, having become attached and imbued with the problems of the region, of the people. After all, Alatar and Curumo were the only ones who were not afraid to volunteer to fight Sauron.

I also like the later version, in which the Blue Wizards arrive in the Second Age. It makes more "sense" given the nightmare that the Númenorians had wrought in the region. But even among them, I'm sure there were some people who sympathised and helped the local population. I don't believe in black and white in principle. But I do believe in post-truth.

So, in essence, I'm a boring canonist who treats the author's writings and views with great respect. And the myth of the Haradrim and Easterlings being bad guys by all accounts is almost as well-established as the supposed lack of religion, holy Dunedain and cute glowing elves. Which is, in my opinion, in no way consistent with Tolkien's own philosophy and stance.

Perhaps what I came up with from scratch was a sign, a Faithful Haradrim symbol, that those could use to identify each other. People need symbols, faith and ideas. Especially in such trying times. That's the way we are.

Oh, I'm afraid if I go on, it'll be a whole essay. So I think I'll stop here. Thanks again for your question and your interest! I'm sorry if I disappointed you, haha.  Good luck with your writing - I'm so happy there're people out there, who're genuinely interested in the region! ❤

P.S. If everything goes well, I plan to release a zine about Harad at the end of the year. With quotes and the obligatory notes of personal theories not to confuse the reader.

[kaelio]

Macro/micro for the fetish thing 📏

Ok, I know this ask is because of that entry in Anne Rice's journal where she watched Jack & The Beanstalk (she misremembered, I'm pretty sure this was Jack the Giant Slayer) so she could mack on Ian McShane and was annoyed the giants in it weren't hot enough, but obviously this is relevant to me because I draw micro/macro applicable stuff for a couple fandoms, or I have anyway.

The answer to this is, however, complex! Yes, in a way, but also not really, in a different way.

So first off, I like to write pornography, but it can't really get me off if I was the one who wrote it. Same with fanart. It's a writing challenge with a smack of pay-it-forward, or the sex is inherent to something I am trying to capture, but if I write it myself I'm too close to it; I remember too much of the process or mentally go into editing mode.

But as a result I tend to think of fetishes as both multipliers and ingredients.

As a consumer, I tend to think of fetishes as multipliers. Like, something that you're totally neutral on is a 1x. Something you just can't stand at all, total horny-killer, is a 0x. Hypothetically there's no upper bound but, say, 3x would mean the story is 3x hotter to you because it features that fetish. An example for me would be scat. Hard 0x. The second I see it, I'm out. No matter what else is going on, the multiplier is 0; the story is at a level of 0 hotness. The earlier answer on oviposition is like a .1x. I haven't run into a story with it that was good enough to get me off, but Bloodchild got close, so I'm saying with the deftest of hands, it can work. Micro/macro is maybe like a situational 1.2x. It's a little bump but it's not going to be make or break per se. It could be in a story where it added nothing to me.

Because that's where we get into fetishes as ingredients.

When I'm thinking about an effective piece of erotica, it's got components, right? It's expressing some notion. It'll have different ingredients in it that make up the whole, that make for a cohesive work. I do think that micro/macro can enhance some recipes a bit, but more than that, it's a virtually essential ingredient to others. Let's say you're into werewolf porn. If the werewolf is like, same-entity-size.... I dunno. Like I guess. But isn't the werewolf theme usually leaning on some sort of power dynamic that the savage nature of the werewolf highlights? The werewolf is going to be 140 lbs? Sure you don't want it to be a bit more Big? Or, to make a different point, more Small? That might take you in a funnier direction, more like a comedy premise perhaps, but something's being communicated by the inclusion of some kind of noticeable size difference.

Let's now take it over to tentacle porn. God, I tried. I have on an occasional whim thrown my lot in with Kurt Eichenwald and it just does not take. I can't get off to it. I'd love it if I could. But anyway, let's say someone's being pointedly caressed by an octopus. You can't have that be just a regular-size octopus. Kind of pathetic. Obviously, that octopus has to be bigger than an octopus should be. "Well, what if you add more octopuses, like an octopus gangbang?" Sure, that might work for some people. But for me it comes off as lacking in confidence. Oh, you had to bring all your little octopus friends to nail this twink? Sad.

Now, I am a scaley straight-up. The only limiting aspect to this, for me, is that most scalies seem to have gotten into it from like... Spyro the Dragon? And they're really cartoony. Doesn't hit. As a kid, I had books on ancient Egypt, and I was intrigued by Sobek. Also we had a caiman. And my mother would find people in the classified ads who were trying to sell giant snakes and pay for her kids to go pet (but not buy) the giant snakes so we wouldn't be afraid of snakes, like she was, so as a child I was just overwhelmingly exposed to giant (16'+) snakes. My mother would go dump us off at places where big snakes were so we could observe big snakes, like reptile shows and the reptile house at the zoo. The result of this was super funny but suffice to say I am not afraid of snakes. (Not into vore though! Does nothing for me! Responsible owners don't live-feed.) I want to be super clear: I do not want to fuck animals, never have, but I did want to nail Bleu in Breath of Fire more than you can possibly imagine. However, if I'm doing scaley stuff in particular, one simply has to admit that micro/macro is the baking soda in that quickbread. It's not the part that makes that fetish work, but it's certainly more likely to turn out the way you intended if you put a little bit of it in there. When I made Cardassians huge in my DS9 redesigns, however, that was mostly in service of it being funny since I was a major bottom-Garak advocate, the bigger they are the funnier that is. Also like, whiny old queen giant lizardman is just fun and has room to spitball where like, I don't know, a more straightforward big hot lizard man would utterly bore me. It can't all be baking soda.

[dootznbootz]

Hi! I want to know more about the Water wife, I´ve a really small understanding of this take on Penelope and i wANT TO KNOW MORE!!!!

Thanks for being so kind! 💙

I WILL HAPPILY

(understand that these are just headcanons/my ideas and I'm very silly)

Go through the tag of #my headcanons if you want more stuff though honestly, as...I write a LOT about her.

Not gonna lie, this is a LOT of rambling. Also certain things I won't say as I DO plan to someday write Odypen's courting and I want the readers to "fall in love" with her ALONGSIDE Odysseus. We already know him. But the Odyssey kind of keeps a lot of her intentions/sneakiness hidden on purpose because she's just as much of an enigma to Odysseus as the Narrator in a way. (it's one of the things I love so much about her). I hope to write her in a way that "reveals" HER as well.

Honestly I'll try and tag all my stuff with her with Water Wife (maybe without tm because...that was just for the silly and it's sometimes annoying to dig up the emoji thing on computer)

I take a lot of liberties with everything "nonmortal" (demigods, nymphs, etc.) because honestly it's just genuinely fun to write about plus I'm neurodivergent :P also have chronic pain, so I like writing SOME of my gals doing athletics. Mostly just Penelope and Helen being SUPER into it while other women have some activities they like. Ctimene for example, likes running and Anticlea woodcarving (who Odysseus learned it from)

Also silly thing, but one thing I always try to keep in mind is the idea of "A lot of people write women just reacting and not affecting" and I feel like people think Homer and other Ancient Greek Authors do that when...No. They write very dynamic and complex women. Penelope isn't JUST "sobbing" when the suitors are there. If it weren't for her schemes, she'd be married already. BUT NO!!! She's so cunning and held them off WITHOUT physical force!!!

"She should've killed them-" YEs! BUT there are also the political implications of that and xenia to consider!!! Literally at the end of the Odyssey, Athena has to calm everybody down!!! She couldn't do that without even more angry people coming at her!!! rtdyfugh ANYWAYS

I also take "likeminded" and sprint with it. For every shitty/wonderful thing Odysseus has done, she's rooting for it or would do something similar. They're as full of love as they are full of hate.

These two are that "evil couple" sometimes. She's sitting in his lap and they just humiliated someone publically and laugh at them and then they start nuzzling noses, giggling.

She's prideful in many ways as well and she's not against throwing someone under the bus if she needs to and WILL blackmail. You're afraid of snakes and she doesn't like you? "Oh my gosh! What do you think of my new snake necklace?"

She's pretty reckless often in her youth (Her and Odysseus both got that Adhd swag). For example, in my one fic's first chapter, it mentions how she ate a catfish that is making her sick. She rushed in and wasn't even thinking about "...Hey, isn't this one kind of weird?" She was pretending she was fine at first when she clearly wasn't as she doesn't like showing "weakness" (plus adrenaline). Also as she just gave birth like, 8-9 months before, she's in a weird funk of feeling strange about how her body has changed a bit despite recovering very well (water helps!). She's soooo happy she took the "beast" down. While sick, she knew she was reckless and mad at herself.

She's actually closest with Helen probably. Her siblings are a bit older than her and as she was born in a creek and quite smaller because of it (Naiads being affected by the waters they were born in) she got teased by some other naiads for quite a while. Helen is also, a little shit, in her own way so these two loved doing silly shit often. (Penelope, Helen, Menelaus, Castor, and Pollux, were this very strange little squad of kiddos who just...did random shit. They each have scars and knicks from their silliness (except Helen and Pollux))

Some of the scales she has on her arms and one shoulder, dry out quicker, from one of the times older naiads got a hold of her and kind of ripped at them :'D "Puddle girl"

It's something she carries with her in a way and when her water breaks with Telemachus, she hides it at first being like "Hey, let's head towards the caves!!!" until Odysseus realizes and he's so frustrated and upset with her has to scoop her up. (her stubbornness and recklessness) He scolds her after everything calms down like two weeks later.

Funny enough, I've had this idea for a LONG time even before I watched the 90's Odyssey. Odysseus just gives that vibe of "I'm not fucking leaving." don't he?

Odysseus: I can't believe you did that. The Canals were closer, Penelope- Penelope: I know but he'd be so much stronger if he were born in the caves and he is. AND I'm fine!!! I'm actually doing very well.

She hates bracelets. She usually ends up breaking them from messing with them too much.

Athena technically spoke with her first before Odysseus but Athena was WATCHING Odysseus for a longer time.

She's really close with her parents because her eldest sister got married quite young and her brothers are in the military. She goes running with dad often (let me have this) and she enjoys swimming (ofc), running, and pankration (Idk why I think it's really neat but I do)

She's got a scar on her temple that is kind of hidden by her hair from when she got washed away once when she was little (the scars she DOES have are because of her own novice attempts at healing, otherwise she doesn't have really any) and she's got a little crook in her nose, something she's self-conscious about as it was one of her first times "setting bone" with water and so it didn't end up perfect. It's not too noticeable but of course, you notice your own flaws more than others. (When she finally allows Odysseus to kiss her face, he immediately places a little kiss on her nose.)

There's...SO many more but yeah. a lot of basics.

[mrzpooki]

Besides art, what other hobbies/interest do you have? For example, some of my interests include:

1. True crime (I’m actually learning to profile like how the FBI does in my free time, just more realistic than what you’d see on tv, it’s actually really easy to profile someone once you know what to look for too!)

2. Animals(especially snakes and sharks!)

3. The band Fall Out Boy (a lot of my friends wonder why I love them so much, they helped me through a tough time and their music just speaks to me)

4. Mushrooms and plants

5. Gaming(huge fan of farming and/or fantasy RPGs like stardew, Pokémon and rune factory, speaking of which Amelia’s design and personality reminds me a lot of Missasagi and Beatrice from RF5!)

I ask because I find you and your art amazing and interesting, and finding out fun stuff about artists you like is a fun way to engage and connect with them! Have a lovely day/evening/whatever time it is for you!

Hi hi!

Thats awesome! I also love True Crime!

And while I do love to draw!

I actually love to sing, cook breakfast sandwiches and play video games!

Believe it or not but I have dreamed about singing Opera but its hard! 😅 but i sing almost every song and genre! Heck! Ill sing country!

I love making breakfast sandwiches with my husband, it is a good feeling of staying home with a delicious breakfast and even having waffles(i love food!)

Who doesn’t love to play video games? I grew up with video games especially Final Fantasy games!(mainly FF14) i love all kinds even Horror! But im too afraid to play it XDXD

Im willing to take some answers! Thank you kindly for your kindness and understanding!💕♥️💕

Bonus: I love movies! Especially oldies like like Charlie Chaplin!

[monster-crave]

The Lord of the Underground

Ty x Riona [m!Lizardman x f!Human]

Note: Ty is one of the characters in Scaled Bonds and while he will appear much later in the main story we wanted to share a one-shot with him from way before our main story happened. You can read that without even knowing about the main story so enjoy.

Warnings/Tags: NSFW, monster x human story, dom/sub undertones, alien anatomy, size difference, domination, non-human genitalia, double penetration, mentions of violence  (not between lovers)

Word Count: 1288

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“Please, Ty, just this one time. I promise the Raid is in less than a month.” The man was on his hands and knees, and Ty hissed at the view. Xant’lians did not kneel or beg and took what they wanted and when they wanted it. He felt secondhand embarrassment seeing his brethren beg like some sort of a servant.

“Zen, if you continue building debt with this speed, no amount of raiding will help you.” Ty bent down to the other Xant’lian. “Besides, we both know you are crap at Raids. You are lazy and have nothing to offer me. You already owe me too much. You will get yourself killed with your skills, and  I never see my money back.”

“Ty, please…” Zen whined, which only made him angrier.

Ty turned and slapped the other Xant’lian with his tail, the man collapsed, and without hesitation, Ty’s strong clawed leg went over the other one’s head, and he crushed it. He shouldn’t have done that. Now he definitely wasn’t getting his money back, but examples had to be made.

The curtain behind him opened, and Riona walked in almost fearfully. He was fully aware she wasn’t afraid of the sight but of him when he was in a mood like that. While he would never hurt her, Ty knew who and what he was and how that looked to others, especially humans. Before either of them could speak the door opened and Ain walked in.

“I assume someone needs to clean that.” His right hand asked, his only reaction to the mess. Ain was used to Ty’s temper and acted as if that was just a regular occurrence.

“Make sure everyone sees that.” Ty placed his hand on Riona’s lower back and pushed her back behind the curtains, this time following after her. He knew his reputation needed no reinforcement, but now and then served as a good reminder that he was not to be crossed, and when he was determined to punish, he would do it.

“Have you considered making that less gory?” She asked with a smile as she climbed on the pillows piled on the floor. The woman knew him far too well. She might have been with him just a few months, but she had learned how to tame the worst in him despite her inner fears.

“No, not really.” Ty followed her, his giant body pinning her to the pillows.

“Sometimes fear is not the only answer.” She ran her hand over his face, and he leaned into her touch. Humans were warm and soft, and it was hard not to enjoy the way her skin felt against his scales.

“When I see a situation that cannot be resolved by fear I will be sure to let you know.” He ran his thin tongue over her neck, provoking a soft moan. Her naked body under him only arched in offering, and he had to use a lot of willpower not to push between her legs without any preparation.

“You didn’t use fear on me.” She said as he started moving down to her breasts, his tongue gently caressing her nipples.

She was not wrong. While she had been afraid of him, he had not tried to scare her further.

Riona had been a queen on her planet, and he had taken her like nothing but a servant. It was hard for him to explain how or why, but instead of using her like he used every other human - cargo that made him richer and power powerful he kept her, and with that, he had allowed her more than he did any other human. The rational part of him found that stupid and wanted him to get rid of her. But he never did; he listened to her and couldn’t imagine separating himself from her.

Riona moaned softly as she felt his snake-like tongue slide down her belly and slowly reach to her clit. Months had passed, and she still couldn’t believe she was allowing someone who looked more like a lizard than a human to have her every day and night, make her moan in pleasure, and ask for more. There was particular shame in it, but every time she looked at him, that shame disappeared and turned into a need.

His tongue played with her as she arched and moaned. He knew very well his men were just a curtain away from cleaning the mess he had created, and she was trying to keep it down. Besides the fact she was not allowed clothes, like many other humans in her position, she still wanted to keep some dignity. All that was forgotten since he slid his thin tongue in her and his finger replaced the pressure over her clit.

Riona was close to orgasm when he stopped. He loved doing that, getting her all hot and wet and then stopping probably a second before she came undone. By now, she shouldn’t be shocked, but that was always followed by a moan of disapproval on her end.

“Know your place.” Ty showed her his teeth as he climbed back to her.

She could see he was already hard. She couldn’t forget the first time she saw him like that. Xant’lians were different than humans, not only because they looked like lizards twice the size of the largest human she had seen but also because their anatomy was very different. Ty like all his brethren had two phalluses one on top of the other, covered with ridges and various bumps, but he had also added piercings along his full length, making the surface even more uneven. If his size was not intimidating enough, the extra pressure made it like that.

Fortunately for her, they also lubricated naturally, which made everything easier.

Ty pushed slowly, feeling how wet and warm she was, one of his cocks going in her vagina, the other one in her ass. Riona bit her lips, no matter how many times he had done that she always felt so tight around him, even fragile and smile. He pushed slowly, not of concern but because he enjoyed too much seeing her tiny body take him in. Once he was in, he just stared at the sign of her holes engulfing him completely as she panted from the pressure.

He started moving, pushing the right spots in her, dragging his length and his hand squeezing her breasts and enjoying the soft, warm flash. Riona moaned and tossed under him in pleasure, almost like a wild animal. He loved seeing that. If he could, he would do that all day, watching the fragile small female melt under his strength. It didn’t take him too long to drive her into an orgasm. He stopped his movement just to enjoy how her muscles spasmed around him, struggling against the shape of his cocks and piercings. Once satisfied with the sensation, he continued moving faster, chasing his release. Words couldn’t describe how he felt around her. Not just the sexual satisfaction he could get with anyone, even with his own hand. There was something about her softness and her eyes pinned on him in satisfied delirium when he was with her.

His orgasm caught him off-guard, as often happened when he was with her. He would get lost in thoughts about her perfection and almost lose awareness of his body. He emptied himself in her slowly, pulling and rolling to the side, his lungs gasping for air.

Riona placed her head on his chest; this warmth was all he needed now.

“Stay a bit longer.” She asked him as she looked into his red eyes.

“I can’t.” He had work to do and then never changed.

[aces-and-angels]

enid's style✨

(in response to this ask; #s from @inlocusmads)

first of all- yes; enid's prowess as an attorney is so intrinsic to enid's character. that trait alone bleeds into all aspects of her life. someone as cunning/detail-oriented as her wouldn't neglect such a large part of how she's perceived (fashion)

above all else, enid values her autonomy over how she dresses. this partly stems from needing to wear a uniform for most of her childhood/teen years. the rest of it is essentially a middle finger to anyone who has ever said the following: "but you don't look asexual"

i don't think i can classify her style as 100% androgynous, but she isn't afraid of incorporating fem pieces in masc outfits and vice versa. a good descriptor for her style is elevated- even in instances where casual attire is appropriate. and it's all thanks to all those blazers/dress shirts she owns (+ the ones she steals shares with joaquin). examples:

other non-work fits:

basically what i'm saying is enid doesn't know how to dress down lol; even her most casual pieces (oversized jackets, sweaters) would be considered 'fashionable' (even if she herself considers them as house-wear)

enid's work fits (besides that sheer blouse from the prev post):

enid developed a lot of her style during her college years, since that was the first time she could really experiment with her look. from the jump she's naturally gravitated towards neutral tones- and over time, learned how to play with different textures/shapes of fabric to enhance her look. every piece she owns has to be 'striking' to her in some way- something that naturally catches the eye

and that (hopefully) sums up enid's aesthetic- if you made it to the end, your'e a superstar. as a prize, enjoy me further indulging in enid's fixation with snakes:

[prof-peach]

So Peach pretty clearly dislikes ten year olds going off as trainers (and people like Oak that support it). If she had a say in it, what kinda of rules would she put in place for people becoming trainers? (Minimum age, requirements, etc)

Take a test: Prove you have the basic knowledge of care, and common sense when confronted with an emergency. Do you know what to do when your pokemons poisoned? Random strangers on the street could help you sure but again, are we ok with 10 year olds talking to strangers who may not be friendly? Professors hand pokemon out, don’t think to explain the basics, and let kids loose on the world. I see so many Pokemon in terrible condition because someone trusted a literal child to care for a complex and powerful creature. Now god forbid what if the kid gets hurt? Middle of no where, what if their phones got no signal? What if they’re travelling alone? What if they’re still in a dangerous area? There’s a lot to consider, the world is big and full of things that could obliterate you for straying too close to its nest, or trying to catch one of its young.

Age restrictions: 15+. A literal child faces the fact that his rattata just got actually eaten by a wild ekans, what do they do? Thats damaging, pretty scary and often a source of trauma down the line, they may even become afraid of snake like mons. A higher age bracket means they’re more emotionally prepared to deal with the unknown. I see so many people complain that their kids Pokemon did something that scared the child, and they blame the mon, not that fact that they got their young child a wild creature to hang with. Pokemon don’t hold the same morals, the same rules or behaviours as us, and many get upset by this when confronted with it. Do you know how many times I’ve been looked at like I’m a bad person for slamming as hard as possible into a Tauros who’s kicking off? So many! But if you go about handling some species the way you’d handle humans, you’ll get hurt, you have to know how they tick, and get on their level, earn their respect in the ways they understand, do things safely and within the realms of understanding for each species. At 10, this is not easily done, you hardly know what you’re about at that age, the worlds huge and you are not as informed as you should be.

Species restrictions: people should start with species that are more simple and easy to work with, and ramp up to the more complex or dangers of Pokemon. If I had a penny for every kid with a dragon Pokemon complaining about how unruly it is, or that it doesn’t listen to them, I’d never have to work another day in my life. Yes they’re cool, yes we all want to one day see or interact with dragon types, he’ll yeah there’s plenty to love about them. But they’re also super dangerous, often come with complex needs, and very rigorous social structures that don’t reflect humans behaviour well. Start with a more common bunch, and work your way to the complex brackets. It saves the Pokemon a lot of grief, and the child potential harm. This could be age implemented, or badge relative, maybe based on skill level with more exams or whatever to prove you’ve got the knowledge to handle it. This also doubles up with physical exams, and it’s a hard truth. A frail old grandma getting her first Pokemon should not be getting something prone to thrashing, something that could break her due to being spooked or something. Same with a 10 year old. Don’t give a child a Pokemon that would literally choke them to death because in their world that’s what they do as a sign of respect or joy, and can cope, but to a human it’s potential death. There’s so many different examples of this, but Pokemon have physical needs, some need to fly, some need to be ran, some have to have a lot of exercise or they get seriously unruly. If you are not able to provide that, the Pokemon suffers. It’s just that simple; so the testing could also include a way to assess what species best fit your lifestyle, or needs.

Me personally, I don’t hand pokemon to anyone under the age of 15, and only if they’re emotionally prepared and prove their metal. Adoption assessment here is run by a number of staff, myself included. We sit the human down and chat, find out where the Pokemon will be staying, how much income they have and if it’s enough to care for that species, how much time they can give the Pokemon, what kind of home they live in and if it’s suitable for the size and needs of the Pokemon. They are asked a series of hypothetical questions, all of which show us if they’re prepared for emergency, consequence, and the care requirements necessary to keep their potential new partner healthy. If they are planning on travelling, I ask that they return with the gear they plan to bring with them on the road, and we do a mock-camp out over the course of a weekend, team brawl run scenarios, the youngsters are in safe environments but are posed with real life dilemmas, and there’s a safety net to see if they have the stomach for the real world. They do one day without their Pokemon and are tasked to survive, and another day with their potential partner, to see how they get along in these situations. It’s more like a boot camp.

If the human fails, we give them tips and tricks, and send them home to try again some other time, if they succeed, we start adoption processes. This is controversial as a lot of other professors just hand living creatures out like candy, but we don’t work that way here, and do not back down from the due process. Our concern is with the Pokemon first, they come above us, many of our residents have recovered from illness, from emotional trauma, and some have extended health conditions to think about. We cannot just let them go not knowing if they’ll be ok or not, it’s down right ridiculous to let that happen. We get parents coming in at us all the time that their precious little sonny-Jim didn’t get the Pokemon he wanted, and we have to explain that they failed the exams, or have an awful personality and would be a questionable match with a living creature, or perhaps they just weren’t emotionally ready yet, they panicked every time an emergency was posed to them. It’s tough love, but someone’s got to be honest and tell people when things aren’t right, so they can grow and improve.

I won’t go into the money aspect, that alone is a big issue for a lot of people. It’s not cheap to feed a big Pokemon. And is a trainer prepared for a species that hunts? Charmander eat meat. Little kid of age 10 ok with seeing it tear through a poliwag? Probably not. No one likes to say it, but Pokemon aren’t all happy little cute things, some have their own sets of issues and habits, it’s not always smooth sailing.

[oswildin]

I don’t know how I feel when people say they ‘want the old Loki back’…

Whilst I get it, trust me, Dark World Loki made my knees weak, but I think the version we have now is so much better… Ragnarok Loki quickly became my favourite for the pure fact that he finally began to accept himself, he was willing to sacrifice himself to save Thor, because there ain’t no way my man picked up that dagger and didn’t know he was gonna die I—

TVA Loki is more grounded. He was shown that his whole desire for a throne was ultimately meaningless (I mean in the grand scheme and tbh he never really wanted it in the first place, just wanted to be Thors equal). Even when Miss Minutes and He Who Remains tries to tempt him into getting his throne, sure he falters for a moment, but he knows that isn’t his purpose now. He is actively trying to not do what led to his mothers death. Be bitter and callous (or at least portray that that’s who he is when we all know he’s always had a heart and is emotional).

Sure, i get it, you want intimidating Loki, powerful Loki, threatening Loki… But episode two showed he can still be those things, except now with more restraint. And I actually think it makes him more intimidating that he was so ‘goofy’ and casual in how he spoke to Brad during the interrogation scenes. His calmer demeanour instead of blind rage is scary.

Loki has a duality that many characters don’t. He can be the tough intimidating guy, he can be the emotional guy, he can be the problem solver and the problem maker, he can be a good friend and a bad one… He’s so multifaceted and I think only wanting the ‘villainous’ side of him diminishes his character slightly.

I related to Loki in Thor 1 because to me he was someone who was lost, confused and hurt, lashing out like… well, like a child. And we now know that that role had been thrusted upon him due to his supposed ‘path on the sacred timeline’, that he was ‘made to cause others pain’. But he’s learning that it doesn’t have to be that way, that he can simply be himself without the hardened armour, the mask of a villain. It was always clear he didn’t enjoy hurting people. The fact he cried when he was fighting Thor, he cried when his mother died, even when his father died he was upset (despite me thinking odin didn’t deserve it but anyways…)

And everyone likes to reference the scene where Loki is taking that man’s eyeball in the Avengers, but if the theory is correct he was under the influence of the mind stone, then it was most likely amplifying his darker thoughts and emotions, hence the smile. He finally felt like he held the power, he had the upper hand. It wasn’t about the torture he was inflicting, it was about how people finally were viewing him as someone to take seriously, be afraid of. (Plus I really doubt at that point marvel even had in mind how his character would progress considering I don’t think any of them expected Loki to become a beloved character, hence why I take that scene with a pinch of salt).

People also say ‘how did he go from this to this’ or ‘this the same Loki that did this’, like… People can be multifaceted… They can have different sides to themselves… I think if deleted scenes with Loki weren’t cut, it wouldn’t feel that way so much to some people. For example the deleted Thor and Loki scene from Thor 1 where he turns the wine into snakes, showing his childish like mischief, him telling Thor he loved him despite his own jealousy. That one little scene would’ve added more depth to his character (in that film), and the scene with his mother where he gets given the throne? Ugh, should’ve been kept in because it showed his shock at being given that power. And also, his plan - whilst yes, bad and misguided - was all about trying to prove himself, and protect his family in the process from the ‘monsters’ that he saw himself as, almost to be like ‘see I’m not like them, look-‘.. I—

I want to see Loki feel accepted, banter with Mobius, eating pie even though it’s too sweet, embracing his powers and magic for good (and mischief ofc), be honest and talking about his past/emotions, beginning to realise that he can be whoever he wants. He doesn’t have to fit in a box, not a villain or a hero, but someone who is flawed and is trying his best.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[giggly-squiggily]

*turns into a spineless worm on a string to slither underneath your door into your room* SQUIGGILY :D i bring modern au obasane brainrot :D

- they met in their second week of university when kanae decided they should ask the new guy to join them for lunch and at first they were kinda awkward around each other, then they became friends when sanemi found out that the university was gonna forbid obanai from bringing kaburamaru with him and because he's been fighting principals all his life (getting his school to approve his recording devices was a struggle) he straight up dragged obanai to the dean's office and pestered the officials into approving kaburamaru as a service animal

- obanai frequently makes jokes about sanemi loving his motorcycle a little too much and calls him wheelie boy but it's all just an elaborate ruse to avoid admitting that he's deathly afraid of getting on the damn thing

(- sanemi does see through it eventually but obanai literally saw him fight for his life on a three step ladder so he's not really in a position to say anything about it)

- nah but fr bullying each other is their love language but they actually become wildly protective of each other when they're in uncomfortable situations

- obanai hates hates HATES any kind of vehicle and public transport is literally his personal hell and whenever they're on a bus together sanemi will go full scary dog and physically shoulder people out of the way so obanai gets to have some space

- sanemi can read but he's really slow and every time they go out to eat and sanemi has trouble with the menu obanai calls the waiter over and has him explain every single dish to him because "i grew up in a cult mister, we ate rats and potato peel"

- sanemi loves doing this thing where he puts his elbow on obanai's shoulder when they're standing next to each other and he will have the most relaxed conversation with someone while obanai is fuming next to him

- sanemi knows he can get away with this stuff because obanai isn't one to make a scene in public but he saves all of these little encounters in his memory for when they're alone and then. well.

- people would think sanemi wrecks obanai the most but it's actually the other way round because 1) obanai has kaburamaru as support so that's already an advantage and 2) as much as he hates to admit it (which is why he never admits it) sanemi is just more ticklish than obanai and obanai is mean about it

- obanai loves visiting sanemi's family with him, he's awful with kids but he likes having the shinazugawa siblings around and just seeing how they have fun together and how much they care about each other

- obanai's room is always way too warm and humid because of kaburamaru and the first thing sanemi does every thursday (designated cleaning day) is barge into his room and open the window while obanai cusses him out and wraps kaburamaru in every blanket he can find (the snake is completely fine)

- sanemi helps obanai set up dates with mitsuri, he knows all of her favorite restaurants, her favorite flowers and what cute little sanrio gadgets he could get her as a gift

- obanai isn't really useful in planning dates with kanae but he's really good at knocking sense into sanemi when he's shutting himself off or getting into his own head too much over things that just aren't as bad as his mind makes them out to be

- obanai struggles with sensitivity towards certain topics but most of it stems from him simply not knowing a lot about these topics, for example he'll occasionally drop slurs without knowing they're offensive and whenever that happens sanemi is there to subtly ram his elbow into obanai's ribs

- "sabito said he was gonna do a small dinner for pride month." - "pride month? oh right that's the month for the fag-" *elbow* "the lgbtq... i... a...?" *bisexual nod of approval from sanemi*

- obanai later wrecks sanemi for allegedly breaking his ribs but he's really trying his best to be an ally

Oo, a worm! *gather's you up on a leaf and puts you in a fancy worm habitat* perfect!

OBASANE BRAINROT LETS GO!!! I love this holy-

-Sanemi fighting tooth and nail for Kamaramaru is so CANON! He will get physical if required but overall will be as annoying about it as possible until said dean gives in! He's got a whole presentation on service animals and stats on their effect for reducing anxiety and all that until the dean is just "Fine fine, just don't lose it."

-WHEELY BOY! KERKJKEJRJKEJKREJKR I love that HELP! Also mood, Obanai- motorcycles are terrifying. Cool as heck to look at, but utterly terrifying kakjrkjer (jarjkeajkrjkej SANEMI! Two steps is far enough! One step more? Nope- not doing it; far too tall. He's sweating bullets and acting like he's on the edge of a mountain and Obanai's just holding him from behind like: "It's one foot in the air, Sanemi-" "JUST HOLD ONTO ME!")

-Sanemi being a guard dog for Obanai while on public transport is so good holy- he's used to doing so for Mitsuri and Kanae cause creeps be creeping until they get a look at Sanemi's K-9 s and Obanai kinda loves how scary the taller man makes himself but then immediately is all: "Ma'am do you need to sit down?" the second an elderly woman come on board. He may or may not have told the bus bully to "move over before I throw you out the window" once and then proceeded to do so.

-HELP OBANAI WRECKING SANEMI EKJRKERKEJKRJKE He feels so bold until Obanai whips out the snake- all his bravo just whooooosh~

-Obanai struggling with the Shinazugawa siblings but in a meaningful and sweet way is so cute??? And Sanemi just busting in like: "WHAT UP- good lord it's warm in here." Obanai panick wrapping Kamaramu in blankets when Sanemi opens a window is a mental image I love so much kmakjleakrjeajrkjr

-Them helping each other out on dates/getting out of their heads is so CUTE! I can absolutely see Obanai's blunt honestly shaking Sanemi out of whatever mental stump he's in- and Sanemi playing wing man in return for him and Mitsuri is so sweet??? He's the one that knows exactly what Mitsuri would love and Obanai's forever grateful for it karjeareajrjelrf

-Pfft- god bless Obanai; he means well, he just doesn't quite get it at first. Granted, once you correct him he'll make it his personal mission to follow that correction and educate himself the best he can. He's messy but he's trying his best as an ally- and that's all one can really ask for, right?

-also Obanai wrecking Sanemi for "breaking his ribs" is HILARIOUS! "You broke mine, so now I'm gonna break yours!" "I dihihihihin't ehehehven hihihiht yohoohohu that HAHAHHAHR-"

These were immaculate! Thank you for sharing, friend!

[lunar-wandering]

quick run down on how to tag things for people who are scared of interacting but still want to support people through reblogging;

(for a note on how tags work, you don’t need to type the # when putting a tag in the bottom, it does it automatically. you also can’t use “ , “ in a sentence as it will automatically make a new tag. you can press space to add spaces in sentences in tags, and you press enter to add that tag to the post and start writing another one).

first tag --> the fandom/the subject. aka; if I posted a post about Monkie Kid, the first tag should be “#Monkie Kid”. same goes with other subjects for the most part. if a post is a meme, or just a post not confined to a specific subject, you can choose to make your own tag for it, but you don’t have to.

second tag --> what is it? for example, if it’s art, you tag “#art”, if it’s writing, you tag “#writing”. you CAN come up with your own tags for this, i’ve seen people use “#scribbles” instead.

Note: if you’re posting your own art, you should tag it as “#my art” or “#my writing”. You can come up with your own personal tags to mark this as well.

third tag --> if theres a ship, tag it. however ONLY tag a ship if the creator says that the post is intended to be ship. if it’s ambiguous/the person before you didn’t use tags, you can click on the og creator and see if they tagged the ship.

fourth tag --> triggers or warnings. does the post have something you think might bother people, as in blood, injury, or a common phobia like snakes?? this is the point where you should tag it. A lot of people block tags so that they don’t need to see things they’re afraid of. I think if the original post had the blocked tag it won’t show up, but it’s better safe then sorry, right?

fifth tag and beyond --> your thoughts. I think this is the part where people get nervous, but, completely honestly, if you can’t think of anything/are too shy to say anything, just using filler things, like keyboard smashes (ex; “#sdflksdjfslkdgjlskjgsd), or just simple “#I love this” or “#this is cool!!” are perfectly fine. The main point is simply to provide a reaction, so that the creator knows how the post is being received. You CAN also provide deeper thoughts or longer sentence tags, literally majority of people LOVE to receive a wall of tags of someone’s thoughts, i’ve yet to meet someone that doesn’t. literally just.. go absolutely ham with it.