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❥ 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦!

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: all dorm members x crush reader

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: slightly suggestive on leona's part, not proofread

𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚: i have homecoming tuesday so i decided to do it with the twst! plus reader's pronouns aren't stated!

After losing another yearly tournament with RSA, the headmage and staff had decided to throw a homecoming dance!

This being your first NRC homecoming, you wondered how great it'll be.

Walking through the hallways to go back to your dorm, you're oblivious to what the twst boys have in store.

𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬:

he would probably ask you to be his homecoming date in the rose garden

will give you a single red rose

his face will be as red as the rose

i think this would be his first school dance because he was homeschooled

at homecoming, he would be blushing the whole time and uses his signature spell on anyone (ace) who teases him

he's really good at slow dancing!

while being your date, he also supervises to make sure no one is breaking rules

i feel like he'll work up the courage and kiss your knuckles

"Thank you for being my date to the dance, Prefect. This is both our first dance so I hope this will be a great experience for the both of us."

𝐀𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐚:

he'd probably ask as soon as he knows about it

wants to do it before deuce

he will blush if you actually are willing then would be smug about it

at homecoming, he'll look really formal

laughs at couples yet acts coupley towards you

there's never a moment where you aren't on the dance floor either dancing crazily to songs or embarrassingly trying to slow dance

teases you a lot during it although deep down, he's shy.

you guy will probably tell the dj to play an inappropriate song LMAO

riddle won't be happy!

"ew, yuck! look at those losers over there, all sucking each other's faces. HA, that's hil-...WHAT- i never even tried to kiss you tonight! pfffttttttt."

𝐃𝐞𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐝𝐞:

he'd be a blushing mess!

he'd accidentally confess his feelings too :0

mans asked his mom for help and will end up getting you a bouquet of flowers

at homecoming, he's so awkward and tense but it's cute

he's also a gentleman and will willingly beat up anyone who tries to steal his date away

he will be so shy while slow dancing too, he just knows that ace is somewhere laughing and filming him

you'll definitely will have to take the lead

pls don't laugh if he steps on your foot, he's trying :(

i think by the time the dance ends, he'll give you a little kiss on the forehead

100% calls his mom and tells her EVERYTHING

𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝:

will 100% film himself asking you and your reaction

i feel like he'll be standing with a huge cringe poster that has a pun line to ask you to homecoming!

he'll help you with your dress/suit and getting ready. you guys are matching

his magicam will be FILLED with videos and pictures of the dance with 98% of them being you.

you'll never be bored at all the whole time and you'll have so much confidence with him!

slow dancing will be comfortable and nice yet he'll probably be a little shy

"WOAH! Look at my amazing date, go prefect! #dancingprefect #nrchomecoming #caycaysdate."

𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫:

i think he'd be really cringe about it

like he'll say a dad joke and ask you to the homecoming LMAO

during homecoming, he's a gentleman

he'll even pay for yummy snacks and drinks

probably a secret dancer, i think he'll dance pretty good

he'll crack jokes and he'll laugh if you fall while dancing but then help you up

the slow dances good? it'll probably be so romantic then he'll crack a dad joke---

"my dad jokes aren't that bad. these dance jokes really get you in the rhythm..hahaha that was the last one. yes! i promise."

𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫:

probably wouldn't ask you to be his date until you're at the dance. like he'll be sleeping outside the gymnasium and get jealous at some dudes trying to dance with you or ruggie will make him do it

mans will look so fine like damn

he's great at dancing, esp slow dancing

i wonder if he'll hold you close to his chest while you dance

100% a tease the whole time and will definitely kiss your face or hand

he'll be smug with that mf smirk

will show you off to everyone

ruggie will tease him and you, probably will film to get blackmail

by the end of your night, you guys will sneak off to the botanical garden and cuddle or more :0 <3

"no one'll notice if ya ditch, cmon herbivore. let loose, will ya? it ain't nice to reject a prince. "

𝐑𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢:

he'll get you a bouquet of freshly picked dandelions. they don't look REALLY pretty but it's the thought that counts :(<3

he'll play it off cool while asking you but is freaking out

during homecoming, he's probably wearing one of leona's suits or one of his own which probably has a few holes in it but he looks very good

you guys will always be near the food and you'll probably have to be on look out while ruggie steals snacks

i bet ruggie is a really good dancer but when it comes to slow dancing, he isn't all that good

he'll be shy and might step on your feet LMAO but he's cute so it's okay

"Oi, mc! come stand guard while i grab these slices of pizza for us!"

𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥:

i feel like he'll ask you and play it off as him not wanting you to be the only one without a date but he just really wants to go with you

he'll be wicked shy asking you and during homecoming but will play it cool, esp in front of the first years

his tail will never stop wagging like he'll be such a happy bby

i think he may be good at slow dancing

he'll growl at anyone who looks at you badly or hungrily too so yay

"hey, wanna go to the homecoming? the others seem to have found dates so i didn't want you to be alone."

𝐀𝐳𝐮𝐥 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨:

he'll be panicking to ask you out. before he can ask you out, floyd will probably say something about him wanting you to be his homecoming date

during homecoming, he'll look very clean and formal yet he'll be panicking. dw, he'll loosen up throughout the night

slow dances will be good, i feel like he'll be MARVELOUS at slow dancing

he will NOT let you waste your money or his on the snacks and drinks there. instead, he'll make you guys go to the mostro lounge and have stuff there

"oh prefect, why spend your money on these things when you can get free luxury at the mostro lounge?"

𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡:

he'll get your favorite snack and ask you out

a huge smile will be his face while he asks and at the homecoming

he'll be such a gentleman the whole time

100% will call you things like darling, love, etc.

he's a good slower dancer and will caress your back and HAUHDBDHDO

i bet he'll give you a little smooch the forehead just to see you get flustered

you guys probably sneaked to the bathroom and ate mushrooms (good or bad ones, you decide)

"fufu, you're quite adorable when you blush, darling."

𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝 𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡:

once he heard about the dance, you were already his date. you got no choice cuz mans will cling onto you

he's the life of the party so you'll never be bored the whole time

why do i feel like he'll show up with an animal print suit?

he'll be clinging onto you the whole time

if he has mood swings, just do a goofy dance and give him kisses then he'll be fine

if you attempt to slow dance, it's just floyd picking you up and swaying you.

"shrimpy~! i love this song! let's go back to the dance floor!...nono! food can wait, we gotta dance!"

𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐀𝐥-𝐀𝐬𝐢𝐦:

he'll have jamil help him through a huge party to ask you

you guys will have such a fun time but always remember that jamil is watching

he'll be so excited over the littlest things

sm compliments and he'll probably give you some jewelry to go with your dress/suit

slow dancing is so cute with him. he doesn't really know how to do it but every time you guys mess up, you both will burst out in laughter.

"mc this is amazing! are you having fun? im having fun! yay, what should we do next?"

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫:

kalim would 100% help him ask you out whenever that'll be him accidentally saying something or forcing you two to go together!

you'd have to remind him that he is supposed to relax and not look after kalim

he'll make sure you drink and eat enough

he's a great dancer so try and keep up with him LMAO

he's great at slow dancing but will blush obv

he'll be smiling too awhh

mans will 100% appreciate that you were able to make him relax for a few hours

"thank you mc for tonight. i don't normally relax like this so i appreciate it. you're a wonderful date."

𝐕𝐢𝐥 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐭:

he'll probably give you a whole thing of roses and shit then ask you out

he's a gentleman yass

now..there's no doubt that vil looks better than you. although he helped you get ready and everything, he still looks better. you just gotta deal with it

you guy will probably be the most popular date that night

he'll make sure you guys dont consume too much sugar

dancing with him is fun and you'll even get some dance tips and critics

slow dancing, he'll 100% take the lead and teach you

rook will be crying at how beautiful you guys are

"perfect! you're a natural already but just remember to keep your head up and be confident, prefect."

𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭:

mans will go ALL out for asking. he'll stalk you and gain intel on your favorite stuff, write a love poem, and all that

when he sees you, non stop compliments. i think he'll even go far as to crying

he'll be the perfect gentleman and will always hold + kiss your hand

on the dance floor, he'll always be holding onto you and dancing

slow dancing, he's great! like it's really shocking at how good he is

"oui tricker! oh, you look so marvelous. this beauty is so overwhelming. look at me weep in your presence of beauty."

𝐄𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫:

he'll be so shy while asking you but will act manly

probably will carve a heart out an apple

he'll look all pretty cuz vil dressed him up but once out of vil's side, he'll fix it up to his liking

he'll talk in his country accent with you

he's wild on the dance floor esp with cotton eye joe

slow dancing, he's so nervous and will act goofy about it but when vil glances at him, he'll be so serious about it

"pfftt, this is how y'all snobby rich folk dance? oh no, he's lookin' at us."

𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝:

you're gonna be the one asking him out with the help of ortho

if you manage to convince him, you're gonna have to help him get ready

at the dance, he'll be so shy and scared but probably after some monster drinks, he'll be fine

you guys will probably sit all the way in the back of the bleachers and play games

if you manage to slow dance, his hair will turn pink as you both sway back and worth

"a-ahahah- d-d..do we have to be with the normies?"

𝐎𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 (𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜):

he'll probably find you sitting alone and ask you if he could accompany you

you can teach him how to dance and slow dance

he'll say you're pretty and proceed to try and make you dance with idia HELP

"mc! you look so pretty but you're sitting by yourself! would you like to try dancing? idia put a new code to make me dance good."

𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚:

he'll ask lilia for help on trying to ask you. on one of your walks, he'll shyly ask you and will be so happy when you do. he'll tell lilia all about it when he gets back

you guys will be the most popular couple and it'll be a little overwhelming but great

he doesn't really know a lot of dances but when it comes to slow dancing, well, he is almost fae king. you'll take the whole dance floor away but also good luck with dancing cuz he's tall!

you'll probably end up leaving and going stargazing

he gives you little smooches on the forehead

"haha, child of man, stop giggling. im trying to give you a blessing!..no, im not just giving you a "smooch" on the forehead."

𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐞:

lilia will probably go the traditional route and get you some roses and ask you out formally

he's old so he knows a lot of dances but it's funny to watch and teach him modern dances from today

he's very great at slow dancing, he has had practice. will probably compete with malleus and his date for slow dancing

"fufu~ am i rocking it, like the kids say?"

𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫:

he'll ask malleus and lilia how to ask you but will regret it cuz they'll tease him

i hope the loud music will keep him awake!

he's decent at dancing and is pretty great at slow dancing cuz he dances with his animal friends!

he's the number 1 gentleman for the night

he'll only blush when malleus and lilia tease him

"father, stop! mc is my date, we're just friends! no no! ah, please be quiet..ahh"

𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐢𝐠𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐭:

im not sure how he'll be your date but you'll probably ask him to dance and you guys'll dance battle HELP

he'll see you worthy and will only be with you as long as the young master is in his sight

he'll laugh WICKED LOUD if you fall or step on his foot

if you're a malleus simp then that's good cuz that'll probably be your whole conversation

he wont seem like it but he's actually really happy to have you as a date

"you human! you seem rather decent in the midst of the dance battle, let us be partners at this dance."

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#162 Otakus

Idia: I hate when girls/boys/NonB ESPECIALLY my partner think that we're gonna leave them all the time-"Oh your gonna leave me because I'm not good enough!~"

Idia*Starring into the camera with a blank face*PREFECT IM LUCKY I EVEN GOT YOU!-What do you mean? I AM BUILT LIKE A TWIG!! I LOOK LIKE EVERY BASIC WHITE BOY WITH BLUE HAIR!! you are probably gonna be the first and last lover I have!

Idia: I'm hideous, I appreciate that you have enough confidence in me that you think I can pull another girl/boy/NB but I really cant*Drinks energy drink like it 'alcohol'*You are stuck with me cause there no way

Idia: nobody's gonna be lined up at my door like "I wanna date him" I don't even know how you put up with me half the time, I'm lucky you even looked in my direction-WHAT YOU MEAN IM ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU? WHERE AM I ABOUT TO GO?WALMART?

In the Devildom, House of lamentation

Levi*In the other end of the camera*I KNOW RIGHT!?!

[tiyoin]

mc : …

idia : …

mc : …

idia : …

idia : my hair went out, didn’t it?

mc *about to piss themselves* : … yeAH

bald idia provided by @alchemivich

[cvlutos]

“No Nut November” Pt.3

| Repost: 01.09.23 | 1.4K | Mature |

NRC 3rd Years X GN!Reader

| Sexual Themes | Masturbation | Flirting | Sorta Creepy | Voice Kink | Phone Masturbation(One-sided) | Etc. | Proceed with Caution, Dearest. |

Earl’s Notes: A special thanks, to those who have reposted and shared as such with me<3

♡ TREY CLOVER ♡

LOSER #ONE

Let me preface all this with those who lost, lost most definitely on purpose, except for Cater and Idia. Trey’s losing. That’s his first thought when Ace and Deuce ramble about it to him and knows he’ll lose if you’re anywhere near him. If you just don’t ever acknowledge his existence, he’s automatically winning. But you don’t, 'cause he’s got baked goods that you like and they're free. Ain’t no way you're avoiding him. Trey also doesn’t take NNN super seriously, so it’s okay if he loses. I also have this slight thing that Trey already loves when people eat his deserts, but with you, it turns him alil on, not in a creepy way, but ya know. He’s turning the other way if you get any sorta food stuck on your lips, or face.

Ngl, he probably daydreamed about this exact scenario, as much as he hates to admit. He just learned a new recipe for your favorite dessert, deciding to add a Lil whipped cream. He was so proud of himself, as he texted you about it, and you, being a loyal friend without hesitation, pull up. You and whip cream, we know what this leads to. You, silly Lil, you end up with whipped cream on your face. Trey, without skipping a beat, imagines it as his cu—he has to excuse himself. Moving to his room to jack one-off. He’s extremely guilty after.

“I’m glad you like the dessert. I made it with you in mind.”

♡ CATER DIAMOND ♡

LOSER #TWO

Stood not a chance. Wasn’t even gonna try. He’s such a horn dog. It’s almost embarrassing at this point. 90% of the time, you're responsible for his third boner of the day. Because Cater is such a social phone person, he has multiple pictures and most definitely trades with Ruggie. He just has the most innocent to the most scandalous (as in you sleeping at Heartslabyul, don’t be weird) Like he has access to you, or your pictures 24/7, a recipe for disaster.

So, as always, it’s a nightly ritual at this point. Laying on his back, his roommates are far into dreamland. It’s late as his eyes gradually run along the phone screen, slowly pumping his dick. Your name is a silent cry on his lips. He’s shamelessly losing and doesn’t give a damn.

“[Nickname]! You are simply the cutest, letting me take a pic!”

♡ LEONA KINGSCHOLAR ♡

LOSER #THREE

Not only is it a chore to participate, but also a chore to actually do the deed. As well as Ruggie sending photo after photo of you, being you. Which has the lion beastman slightly interested, but far too damn lazy. Leona is lasting till the end of the month, simply because he doesn’t get horny, like could go weeks without masturbation. So it really is a ‘if he feels like it’ situation. Like if he needs to cum, he’s going to. Not some imaginary competition is stopping him. Though Leona attempts the competition for about 5 minutes before he’s bored with it.

He definitely forgets for the later weeks of November, till one compromising moment. Not even something inherently sexual, you had massages his ears, something that only lovers would do. Most definitely tried to ignore the boner that tightened his boxers as he tried to sleep, tossing in turning. He finally settles with a growl, nearly shoving his hands into his underwear. (Though I’m personally a firm believer Leona would never wear clothes to bed, you and Ruggie probably begged him to at least wear underwear so that when you had to wake the lion prince, he didn’t whack you in the face with that horse of his. Ruggie’s actually been slapped, which is hilarious)

“Leave me be, Herbivore. I’m not doing something so dumb.”

♡ VIL SCHOENHEIT ♡

WINNER #ONE

Short and sweet, if he’s going to cum to you, it’s going to be within your presence. He’s not going to fantasize about you, he’s going to have you. So he’ll wait till he has you. Period.

“I have no desire, Spudling. Why is it you care? Do you desire to bed me?”

♡ ROOK HUNT ♡

LOSER #FOUR

We saw how he is with Neige and this man damn near nearly cums with anything he sees as beautiful. Like he’s weird. Rook Hunt is mad weird. Though I love him for it. #RookHuntforPresident. Similarly to Cater, he has photos of you, physical and digital, and honest access to you at any point, though he’d never masturbate to you in a tree outside of ramshackle, he has thought about it. He honestly is similar to Vil. He wants to be able to fully experience you and revel in the moment with you, but he ends up thinking about it far too much which leads him being hot and bothered.

So that’s why he loses and isn’t that so beautiful, that he can put competition aside for love and beauty. His breath comes out as short huffs, legs unusually shaking, his hat discarded to the side. His face flush and eyes that seemed to glow, a low moan of your name, cum sputtering from his dick head.

“Mon très cher Trickster, permettez-moi de prendre soin de vous de toutes les manières!”

♡ IDIA SHROUD ♡

INDEFINITE LOSER

Idia is a hentai-watching, cum-drinking slut for you. Like I don’t make the rules. He hypes himself up for NNN, bragging, chatting, confident with all his lil e-friends, til the actual day NNN begins. His goal was to simply ignore you, like as if you didn’t exist, like you wouldn’t just show up uninvited. How hadn't he included that in his calculations? Most definitely has a school uniform kink, like have you met this man? You could be dressed for a day at the church and he’s cumming at the thought of you sucking him off while the choir sings of the lord. He’s shameless.

His hair wildly burning pink, voice stuttering as his tongue runs across his lips, trying to stop himself from drooling and cumming as he fucked his hand, leaning back in his gaming chair. Your voice is just so nice. His eyes roll into the back of his skull, a shuddered breath as he realizes he’s close. He damn near breaking his phone to hang up as he cums, painting his computer screen. Leaving you on the other line, completely confused.

“I-I-I wasn’t avoiding you! Just—Just working…. Yes! This game counts as work! Get Out!”

♡ MALLEUS DRACONIA ♡

WINNER #TWO

Now, why would you tell this man about NNN? Cause he’s genuinely distraught. Like should he win in your honor, or should he simply indulge in his desires to bed you? Literally asking Lilia, the worst person to ask, cause Lilia is having a field day. Best day of Lilia’s life. He’s telling Malleus to simply have fun and try. It’s better that way if you wait. The problem is Malleus doesn’t want to wait. Spoiled royal rich boy. I swear. Why must he suffer in simply doing what he pleases with his soon-to-be darling? Half of Diasomnia recognizes you as Malleus’ spouse, which is a little problematic once you actually go to the dorm and half the people are referring to you as if you're royalty. Malleus is absolutely pleased that Diasomnia accepts you, even though you aren’t together yet.

Malleus is the only one on this list who will directly go to you. Without a doubt, just appearing with little fairy lights in your bedroom, a large unhidden bulge. Like who let a horse in the house. Literally scares you out of your skin. Grim, luckily, isn’t home. He’s sorry but swears it’s urgent. Thinks you jacking him off is a loophole to NNN, he’s a darling. So when you send him away, embarrassed as hell, he’s sulking in his bedroom. Refusing to masturbate unless you're there. (Deadass sitting with arms crossed, glaring at the wall with a pout, boner still very prominent. He’s a spoiled, royal rich kid.)

“Then I will simply make them mine. That way I can indulge happily.”

♡ LILIA VANROUGE ♡

LOSER #SIX

Menace. Loses, cause it’s funny. You being scared by him turns him on. Like it’s hot to see your body flinch, and your eyes widen. Loves it. He’s lived so, so long, so the oddest of things turn him on. This is probably a cycle through all of November, him scaring you, but purposely not cumming till the very last day.

Teeth digging into his lower lip, hand slowly teasing, dragging along his cock, imagining it's you. Rolling his head to the side with a hot chuckle. Your name is hot and playful on his tongue. You’re so worth the wait, so worth the pain. Though this isn’t a victimless crime, you feel what he felt one day. (Bout to become a Lilia Supremacist)

“Fufufu~ [Name], you teasing little thing~”

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[blueberry-pride]

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Meaning behind each song:

Heartslabyul "Then she aimed at my chest with love in her eye."- This song overall is catchy, a jumpy song that I'd think would fit Heartslabyul as a whole. Having that whole talk about madness but at the same time just playing it off and like its normal for them. This song sounds mischievous to me, something I see all peeps from this dorm are capable of.

Savanaclaw "We like it dangerous, we like to see you sweat, turn up another notch, you ain't see nothing yet."- This dorm is known for living life on the more rugged and rough side of things, hard work and often times by physical means to get what they want. And just like their dorm leader, they have a few tricks prepared when you least expect it.

Octavinelle "I don't belong among the angels, and baby that's just fine with me."- I like to think Octavinelle students are opportunistic as a whole, see something they like? they'll take advantage of it before anyone does. They can be as nice and as giving as the generous Sea Witch just remember not to go too far into the deep end cuz they sure know how to.

Scarabia "Can we go back, this is the moment. Tonight is the night, we'll fight til it's over."- Honestly one of the best songs at a party sure to get everyone dancing which is why I wanted this song for Scarabia. I see this dorm as both fun and seriousness. Planning and carefully plotting so that they can give it their all and they would still have enough energy in the end. You can't contain them!

Pomefiore "Pop culture was in art now art's in pop culture in me."- I like to think each Pomefiore student has some form of creativity in them and they all would pursue it through hard work to have it in the image that they see fit. A song that I see fit this dorm (one of the reasons being because its freaking Lady Gaga) because everyone here wants to get recognition by showing their own kind of beauty.

Ignihyde "Looking to the ways of the ones before me, looking for the path of the young and lonely."- A dorm that revolves around updating and improving on pre-existing things so that it becomes more stronger and something to better even more so for the next gen of starry-eyed students. Though with their diligent work, it's not shock that this dorm is the most introverted out of all. Mostly focusing and tending to themselves with one another. (Another reason why I chose this song is because its from Wreck it Ralph with the tech and all)

Diasomnia "Tell you you're the greatest but once you turn, they hate us."- I could list a lot of why I chose this song for Diasomnia but generally, it's about the main theme which is...well, enemies. It even says on the wiki, that they have a track record of having students with a lot of magical capabilities. So in a school that trains wizards with said magic, it comes as no surprise that with their greatness comes with people trying to see them as competition *coughs* Savanaclaw *coughs*. But besides that, Diasomnia is a force to be reckoned with and I could see it with this song

[tempvstas]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮

“𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.”

Content Warnings: mentions of insecurities in Azul’s

Word Count: 1k in total

Character(s): GN!Reader(no pronouns mentioned), Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ashengrotto, Kalim Al-Asim, Vil Schoenheit, Idia Shroud, Malleus Draconia

Author Notes: Hi y’all! Looks like you found the first post lol. I thought I’d start off with the dorm leaders first before anything else. Hopefully you enjoy my writing!

Vice Dorm Leaders

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Riddle Rosehearts

When speaking with others, Riddle may come off as strict and a stickler for the rules. But it’s evident how much he cherishes you, the way his gaze and tone both soften when he speaks with you, and with the way he’s more lenient to those around him. Ever studious, Riddle has always had to stay focused on a rigid schedule, but with you he feels like he can actually be himself without any worries of whether he’s being the right amount of prim and proper. Riddle will often devote much of his own precious study time to help you if you’re struggling in a certain area, I mean, he’s a top student. He’ll deny it himself, but the other members of the dorm can see that he’s visibly more comfortable and open-minded whenever you’re around. ADeuce, Trey, and Cater all tease him about his relationship with you, but he’ll vehemently try to deny that he has any attraction to you, all while staring at you through the edge of his peripheral vision, a faint blush lingering on his face.

Leona Kingscholar

Ah Leona, where do I start? I think the most obvious way he would express his affection towards you would be forcing you to play hooky with him in the botanical gardens, his head resting in your lap. Though you protest, your actions are futile as he ends up pulling you in closer, burying his face in your stomach, his arms wrapped around your waist. His face holds a neutral expression, but anyone can tell that he’s clearly relaxed as he holds you close, his ears twitching and his tail swaying back and forth. Leona knows that his rough exterior would likely drive away anyone curious enough to approach him, which confused him to no ends when you persisted in staying with him in the beginning. Now, Leona couldn’t care less who he drives away so long as you stay with him.

Azul Ashengrotto

With Azul, everything is hidden behind a façade, a ploy to try and gain your trust. His contracts give him power, and with power you could have anything you want in the palm of your hands. But with his power, Azul uses it to mask his insecurities. More often than not, if he isn’t the one in control, he wants nothing more than to curl into his octopot and never come out again. But you were different, you saw past all his flaws and chose to befriend him regardless. He’ll never openly admit it, but he can’t help the fluttering in his chest whenever he sees you. He’ll gladly give you all the meals you want from Mostro Lounge(at a discount) and anything within his means if it means you’ll continue coming back to see him again and again. 

Kalim Al-Asim

With his sunny demeanor, it’s no surprise that you and Kalim quickly became good friends. He’ll constantly shower you with praise and gifts, inviting you to extravagant feasts dedicated in your honor. Magic carpet rides late at night, just the two of you enjoying the cool nights’ breeze. He feels his heart clench in his chest whenever you smile over at him, beaming brightly at him. Or when you laugh at one of his jokes, your laughter echoing throughout the dorm. Similarly to Azul, if whatever your heart desires is within his means, he would gladly grant your wish if it means just seeing you smile or hearing you laugh once more. He feels ashamed but he’s addicted to all of you. Your dazzling personality, the way the room lights up around you. There’s nothing he wouldn’t do to make you happy. 

Vil Schoenheit

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, something that describes Vil to an extent. If Vil is willing to dedicate the time that he would typically use to take care of his skin and the like, means that you hold a special place in his heart. Rook’s words, not mine lol. Vil will take his time with you, while you sit comfortably in front of his vanity. He takes his time using all sorts of beauty products on you, and then doing your hair. By the time he’s finished, you’re practically glowing. He takes a step back to admire his handiwork, left rather speechless. He somehow can’t find the words to describe how absolutely amazing you look.  

Idia Shroud

Your Saturdays are reserved for one thing, and one thing only. Gaming with your duo, Idia. The two of you spend plenty of time together going through a variety of multiplayer games together. Valorant, Overwatch, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, you name it, you guys play it all together. The two of you spend hours upon hours just chilling together in a VC, making light conversation on the task at hand. One time, the two of you were playing Minecraft together and you made a joke about putting your Minecraft beds together. He had to mute himself so you wouldn’t hear the unholy squealing that came out of him. Both his face and his hair were bright red as he curled up in his chair, refusing to unmute. When you questioned him as to why he was suddenly so quiet, he shakily unmuted stating that he was fine. He was definitely not fine for the rest of the time the two of you were playing together. 

Malleus Draconia

Malleus has lived for so many years now and has had relationships here and there, but none of them have compared to your bond with him. When you spoke with him, carelessly I might add, and he realized that you indeed had no idea who he truly was, he went with it. He’s so used to everyone around him addressing him with respect that he can’t remember the last time someone has spoken so freely with him. You’ve surprised him in many ways, with your tenacity and perseverance, and just the way you somehow manage to overcome seemingly unbeatable odds for someone of your stature. He admires you, truly, and he hopes that you’ll be able to see him more than just that mysterious, yet intimidating someone who wanders about as he pleases.

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IDIA SHROUD WITH A S/O BIG FUCKING BOOOOOOBS, I KNOW THIS MAN PISSING HIMSELF LIKE A SCARED DOG WHEN YOU COME UP TO HIM IN CUTE COSPLAY TOO

😰

AGGRESSIVE BUT understandable tho because he be hot af 😍

Yo I accidentally deleted this TWICE so if it seems short, chunky, WEIRD, you know why 💀

If I missed any TWs, hmu 😩

C*m Dumpster Maid

Idia x Fem!S/O NSFW 🔞

TW: swearing, degradation, impact play, rough fucking, hair pulling

"Y/N-SHI, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!?"

"Oh, you don't like it?", you asked as you did a little twirl showing off your panties in your oh-so-revealing maid dress.

Idia was frothing. Your breasts were on the verge of spilling out, your neckline was dangerously low while your skirt was dangerously high. So high that each time you even lifted your leg an inch off the floor, his eyes would scramble for a glimpse of your crotch.

"Idiaaa~"

Click clack

Your heels echoed on the floor as you practically skipped towards Idia in your excitement. Finally getting your boyfriend's complete attention as you plopped into his lap causing his game controller to fall out of his hands. Your hands grabbing at his shoulders while your breasts squished against his chest.

"Idiaaaa~"

Your whines slowly turned into moans as Idia roughly thrust into you. Each thrust had you squealing and scratching at his sweater.

"You're" thrust "such a whore"

You instinctively wrapped your legs around his waist as he continued to pound into you. Your pussy squelching with each slap of his hips. He hadn't even bothered to take of any of your clothes or his for the matter. Cum getting all over his pants and your dress as he refused to spend a second with his dick dry. The moment you sat on his lap and whined his name; he had already unzipped his pants and slid himself into your hole.

A particularly rough thrust sent you keening and had you seeing stars as Idia grabbed your maid dress, ripping it and sending your breasts spilling.

"Your fucking hentai body!"

"Ah, Idi-"

Your breath hitched as Idia aggressively slapped and groped your breasts before sucking on your nipple and engulfing your left breast. Lewd noises and slurps left his mouth as he continued to devour your breast while fondling the other one.

The rough handling of your breasts, the squelching between your thighs, the way his balls slapped at your cunt each time he used you as a fleshlight. It was too much.

"Idia, I'm going to!"

"No, not yet, Y/N-shi!"

You let out one final moan as you orgasmed and clenched around Idia. As you panted for air, "Ah~ wha-"

Idia began to thrust into you again, even harder than before. Your breathing became uneven as Idia placed a hand on your head and pulled your hair to face him in the eye.

Your eyes dilated as Idia's narrowed while looking at your face with contempt and pity.

"Stupid bitch, now I have to use you like a cum dumpster."

[twisted-writing]

To the point of exhaustion

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For Anonymous

Who asked: Dorm leaders (separately) reacting to their gn! s/o fainting in front of them? Like Crowley overworking them and s/o keeps brushing it off saying they're fine when the dorm leaders ask until they faint from exhaustion. I'm in the mood for angst. Have a great day!

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POV: Third Person

Characters: Dorm leaders, gender neutral!reader, Dire Crowley (mentioned)

Pairing: Dorm leaders x gender neutral!reader (separate)

Warnings: angst, mentions of overworking, mentions of fainting, mentions of being deprived of sleep, Dire Crowley slander

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What should have been a relaxing night of playing video games with Idia had turned into him, spending the night with y/n in the infirmary, he had brought them when they had fainted upon arriving at his dorm room in Ingihyde. As y/n slept peacefully, Idia couldn’t help but frown as he observed the dark circles underneath their eyes. They were worse than the ones he would have after a late night gaming session.

It had spoken volumes that as soon as y/n’s head made contact with the pillow, they were out like a light.

Idia was angry. Not at y/n. But at the headmaster. What was going through that head of his that he thought working y/n to the point of exhaustion was okay?! Not to mention that this was most likely the first night in weeks that they would get a full night of sleep. Instead of the headmaster giving them some sort of impossible task that would most likely take up so much of their time.

This wasn’t right.

Idia vowed that something like this would never happen again.

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Malleus’ frown deepened as he observed y/n as they yawned for the fourth time. Normally, they would be listening and asking many questions about the different types of gargoyles, or they would just talk about their day in general.

It was something that they both looked forward to.

To be able to vent and get all of their frustrations out without fear of being judged or to be made to feel like they were complaining.

He watched as y/n took a step forward but then they began to sway, Malleus was grateful for his fast reflexes, he managed to catch them.

"M-Malleus? I-I'm…"

"Exhausted beyond belief. You need to rest."

"But the headmaster…"

Malleus felt his respect for the Headmaster dwindle bit by bit.

"Don't worry about him." Malleus effortlessly picked them up in a bridal style. "Focus on getting the rest you need."

"Thank you."

"Anything for you, y/n."

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Leona had never felt such fear in his life than when he saw his herbivore about to faint during Vargas’ class. He had never moved so fast in his life. Holding them in his arms, Leona refused to let y/n go.

He would take them to the nurse.

And would be having words with the headmaster soon.

It was one thing if they had been given one or two tasks, but to juggle so many things at once up to the point they were being overworked? Leona wouldn’t stand for it.

“Don’t worry, herbivore. You just get all the rest you need.”

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"Vil, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to worry."

"Oh love, I'm not angry at you." Vil assured y/n, his perfect y/n who despite being so exhausted from doing all kinds of tasks for Headmaster Crowley, wanted to accompany him to a photoshoot. "I'm worried for you."

"You need your rest." He gently traced the dark circles underneath their eyes. "You were literally about to collapse if I hadn't caught you." He pulled his hand away and gestured to them to lay down on the couch in his dressing room, after their shoes were off.

"Is this really okay?"

"Of course. You deserve to relax." He followed their gaze to their phone. "And don't even think about answering that if it rings."

"But, the Headmaster-"

"Will be getting a piece of my mind." He promised. "Now." He covered them with a throw blanket that was soft and of the highest quality which had been on the chair in front of his vanity. "Get some sleep and I'll come and check on you in a little bit, okay?"

"Okay."

"Good." Vil briefly kissed them. "Sweet dreams.”

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It was rare for Kalim to skip out on a party that was happening in Scarabia, but this was a good reason. He couldn't enjoy the party. Not without y/n.

It just wouldn't be right.

The party was still going without the both of them, which he had insisted on, while he escorted y/n to his room so they could rest. It was clear that they were dead on their feet and looked as if they hadn't gotten a good night's sleep in weeks.

And they had almost fainted. Twice. Despite reassuring him that they were fine.

They weren't fine though.

He didn't blame y/n. How could he? It wasn't their fault. The blame went to the headmaster.

He didn't have to give y/n so many tasks to do.

They were going to burn out at this rate! Either the headmaster knew or just didn't care.

He would figure out what to do later, but right now he was going to make sure that y/n was taken care of.

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In the VIP room of the Mostro Lounge, Azul briefly looked up from his new contracts and looked over at the couch where y/n, his precious Angel fish was getting some well deserved rest.

Earlier, they had finally confessed that they weren’t as fine as they pretended to be.

How tired they were.

How keeping up with the tasks from the headmaster, keeping an eye out for Grim, cleaning up Ramshackle, and the schoolwork was too much and they were close to burning out.

It was a miracle that they had made it to Octavinelle with how utterly exhausted they were.

His angel fish deserved to be treated as an equal.

And with this updated contract, Azul was making sure that something like this would never happen again.

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For once, as he found himself reassuring y/n, his precious rose that it was fine with him, if they could spend the night with him, since they didn’t want to sleep alone. Riddle found himself not really caring about the rules.

In the soft glow of the lamp on the nightstand next to his bed, Riddle observed y/n.

They looked so peaceful while they slept. It spoke volumes to how tired they were.

They had to deal with so much.

And they pretended to be fine, completing the tasks that the headmaster had given them, no matter how much sleep they lost. And no matter how exhausted they were.

Wasn’t the headmaster supposed to help them?

It seemed like he was pushing the things he didn’t want to do onto them. And that wasn’t right.

Riddle was determined to help his rose, just like how they had helped him.

And if he decided to start by letting them sleep in, taking extra notes for them in class, and covering for them whenever someone asked where they were?

Well, no one else had to know.

[ryker-writes]

TWST characters as siblings (Pomefiore and Ignihyde)

I really tried to avoid spoilers for books 5 and 6 (what we have so far of 6), but I'm not sure how well I did? So warning you now there may be spoilers if you squint.

Vil:

your family is famous

so naturally you're famous too

you kinda can't control it so even if you don't want to be, the world still knows about you

this is both great and horrible

you get perks of being famous including: free stuff, VIP access to things, more luxury items, and a bunch of support from random people

but you also have to deal with people knowing a lot about you despite having never met, haters, and less privacy

it's likely that you have some acting skills from your childhood

your dad taught both you and VIl a lot about acting, modeling, and generally being in the public eye

he likely had both you and Vil doing acting projects since you both were young even if you protested

Vil would be very understanding if you didn't like it and try to help you

but if you did want to, he would support you fully

you two have created a bond over all the projects you did together and how much your dad makes the two of you work

so Vil enjoys the fact that you two go to NRC together

he very much prefers if you are in Pomefiore with him

after all you two read stories about the evil queen a lot as kids

and if you're in Pomefiore he can protect you better from everyone else

if you're not in Pomefiore he will be upset and try to get Crowley to switch you dorms

will try to convince you to switch dorms as well

if you don't give in he will back off tho

Vil is a bit protective of you

he wants you to be around him so he can make sure no one invades your privacy, insults you, or even hurt you

you two are famous after all

when you mention some friends you made, he wants to know who they are

he won't care about getting to know them but he wants to make sure they aren't using you

he will know enough about them to know their intentions tho

similar thing if you get a partner but more intense

he's going to find out as much as he can about your partner

he will also talk to your partner about how they have to be careful because the public eye is now on him too

Vil wants to make sure that you are safe because he cares

unfortunately he thinks very lowly of everyone at the school so he hovers around you a lot

when he's around people are less likely to bother you

Vil also makes sure you know basic self defense, just in case

he also wants to make sure you're doing well in classes so he always helps you with schoolwork

also will touch up small things like your uniform or hair when he sees you

he can be quite overbearing so just let him know when he's being too much

he may be stubborn about it but if you're stubborn back about needing your space, he will get the message

he always claims that he does it to help you and you should be grateful for his help

at least that's what he says when you're out in public

there are times when it's just the two of you hanging out and he'll be more open about things

like how he does it all because he worries about you and doesn't want other people to bother you or their words to get into your head

Vil can be kind of a tough brother to deal with but he's always looking out for you

(god I could write so much on what a broken relationship vil could have with a sibling. but this post if for the overall with a good relationship so i'll leave the sad away for now. if anyone wants me to write about the broken relationship let me know-)

Rook:

you probably know how to hunt like the rest of the family

it's just part of being in the family

travelling is common in the family so you have a bit of knowledge about every land

you have a few more siblings too but they don't go to NRC

Rook is delighted his sibling is at the same school as him

he would be happy if you got into Pomefiore, but he's not upset if you don't

if you want to transfer dorms he knows how to do it so he can totally help you out

he introduces you to Vil and wants you to simply bask in his beautiful presence

he wants you to see the beauty that he sees

Rook isn't a protective brother so he doesn't mind when you make new friends

he probably already knows them because he has information on everyone

if you introduce him to your partner he will be excited to meet them

he wants to know what kind of beauty you see and will be interested to learn more about them

of course if he senses bad intentions from them he will step in

you have officially become the Rook translator

not just for his french but when he says something weird people just kinda turn to you

if you can't figure it out they assume it's hopeless

he always updates you on whatever Vil or Neige has recently done that makes them more beautiful

if you try to stop him his feelings will be hurt

it's best just to sit there and listen

he also gives you updates on interesting things he's found by stalking people

Epel:

apples

lots of apples

since you're a part of the family, you live with the rest of the family and help out on the farm

the entire family lives in one house so you are pretty close with all of them

Epel is happy to have a sibling and someone who's a little close to his age

most people in the village are older

so Epel is super happy that you get to come to NRC with him

he didn't want to be in Pomefiore so he hopes he at least has you with him in Pomefiore to make it better

if not he will be a little upset but move on

unless you get into Savanaclaw, then he's really upset

he really wanted to be in Savanaclaw so if you got in and he didn't? yeah he's throwing a fit

Epel has this image of himself in his mind where he's a super strong brother able to defend his family from anything

he's a little protective

he won't care as much about your friends unless he gets bad vibes from them

he will also introduce you to his friends

if you introduce him to a romantic partner he feels like it's his job as your brother to see if your partner is actually good for you

by that he means if they make you happy and promise to keep you safe

the family back home sends both of you apple products they didn't sell

so give some to your friends because there's no way you can handle all of it on your own

unless you can drink gallon after gallon of apple juice for days straight

Idia and Ortho:

you have grown up surrounded by technology

Idia and Ortho are your only brothers and they don't really socialize much

Ortho is able to socialize more, but he mostly sticks around Idia so it's mostly just the three of you growing up together

so the three of you are pretty close

after what happened to Ortho...you and Idia became closer than before

Idia would happily teach you about how to build technology if you were interested

the three of you often played video games together as kids and that carried on into NRC

Idia and Ortho are both very happy that you are at NRC with them

Idia is very glad he has someone else to help him survive NRC and another support system

Ortho is just happy you're there :)

Idia really hopes you're in Ignihyde with him and Ortho doesn't really mind where you end up

in fact, Ortho almost wants you to end up somewhere else so you can experience something new and exciting

while Idia does most of school as a tablet, he still relies on and hopes you save him from social situations

if both of you aren't good with social situations then it's up to Ortho

neither of them are really protective

Ortho is always encouraging you to make new friends so he's very happy when you tell him about friends

Idia is slightly worried that you're just going to forget about him

they're pretty much the same when it comes to you getting into a romantic relationship with someone

Ortho is very happy for you and Idia is more worried that you'll leave him behind

Idia has a pretty hard time saying no to whatever Ortho asks of him, but he can be pretty stubborn when it comes to social situations

but if it's you and Ortho, he may give in

together you and Ortho may successfully be able to take Idia to the park

Idia just wants to do whatever he can to see his siblings happy so he's always doing little things

usually this means he's building small devices to help with things or upgrading your current devices

both of them care about you a lot and want what's best for you

[thehollowwriter]

Twisted Wonderland As Quotes From School (Part Four)

Ace: Don't be stupid! Hits Deuce upside the head

Deuce: Hey, don't hurt my braincells! They're trying their best...

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Yuu, staring at Floyd: You remind me of a potted plant

Floyd: Eh?

Yuu: You're tall. And colourful. Like a potted plant

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The third years: Talking about their first kiss

Idia: The only kiss I crave is the sweet kiss of death

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Ace: I didn't study

Deuce: Neither did I

Ace: We can fail together!

Deuce:....Deal

Jack, Epel and Sebek:

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All of these are quotes from my friends, except the last one which is just a conversation I overheard lol

Tagging: @honey-milk-depresso @cupids-chamber @twisted-wonderland-but-gayer

[cravingsfromatwistedone]

Would give you their seat:

Riddle, Trey, Deuce, Jamil, Azul, Jade, Sebek, Silver, Idia, Rook, Epel, Jack

Would part their legs so you'd sit on the empty space between their legs:

Kalim, Ace, Cater, Floyd, Ruggie

Would ask you to sit on their lap instead:

Leona, Vil, Malleus

Would sit on your lap instead:

Lilia, Ortho

Would get hard once you're on his lap:

Leona (I FELT THE URGE TO INCLUDE THIS IN)

[leonasimp]

❥ 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞?

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: pomefiore boys + idia x reader

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: not proofread + may be ooc?

𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚: PT.5!

heartslabyul | savanaclaw | octavinelle | scarabia | pomefiore + ignihyde (you’re here) | diasomnia |

it’s december 3rd and you’re going through your daily tasks at NRC. everyone seems to be excited about the magicam trend going around which reminded you of a trend in your world.

on december 3rd, you give someone your sweater/hoodie to show you have feelings for someone. it’s based off of a song!

seeing some people already exchange hoodies, a smile formed on your face as you got the perfect person in mind.

𝐕𝐢𝐥 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐭;

he’ll know about it!

if you ask him, he’ll be a bit questionable but will give it to you

dont dirty it thoughh!

he’ll probably joke about you selling it to one of his phones

he feels a sense of pride when he sees you wear it and is cocky

if you ask him to wear your sweater/hoodie, he’ll wear it depending if it looks good LMAO

he’ll make you wear his clothes!

“my my, what do we have here?”

𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭:

he’ll know about it from stalking

if you ask him, he’ll make a huge scene!

getting down on his knees, declaring his love as you get his hoodie

he’ll be so happy and weep at you every time he sees you!

he’ll make sure no one gets your sweater/hoodie or you get their sweater/hoodie

if you want him to wear your sweater/hoodie, he’ll make a huge scene again while getting your hoodie

he’ll want you to wear his clothes 24/7

“AH, tricker! my love for you blossoms as you wear such beautiful cotton on your body!”

𝐄𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫:

he’ll know about it!

if you ask him, he’ll blush and be happy and give you his sweater!

he’ll compliment you when you wear it but will be a little scared since he isnt sure if youll like it

he’ll smile and will yell at anyone who teases him!

if you want him to wear your sweater/hoodie, he’ll take it and may wear it! he doesn’t wanna get teased and also get yelled at by vil

he’ll probably wear it LMAO

he’ll want to match with you

“ya look so purty! what- you’re dang sweater/hoodie?”

𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝:

he’ll know about it

will be shocked and SOOOOOOOOO shy when you ask!

he’ll give you it (it may not be clean…..)

he’ll talk to ortho about it and will be FREAKING OUT when he sees you wearing it

if you want him to wear yours, he will accept but ortho will probably have to receive it

“W-W-WHAT? you want my…?…AH!”

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#299 Are you?

After Ever Overblot by now...(This is ANY Yuu by now...)

Yuu*Drinking water, wheezing and sweating with a tired complexion*Im fine-Im fine...

Ace, Deuce & Grim*Looking worried at you as they try to help you*Yuu-

Yuu: I feel fan-fuckin-tastic!*Arms in the air with out-of-focus gaze, grunts in pain as they raised them up then down*

Dorm Leaders+Jamil(Crowley there too)*Looking more nervous than anyone at you after you defeated them*...

Yuu: Why do you think I'm NOT fine?*Is patting a patch of fire off their shoulder...hair is singed*Im cool!-*Looking back at them with a hoarse voice*

First Years*Trying to sit you down and get you water*!!!

Yuu*Pointing at themselves*I FEEL ALIVE-

[tiyoin]

enjoy a very disorganized brain rot of idia🤭🤭

idia seems like the type of guy to be in a long term relationship no one knows about

like- at first he’d brag about it, showing you off to everyone. yet when the honey moon phase ends (which was longer than usual), he’s just.. really chill about it??

like if someone asks what he’s doing he’ll either tell the truth or partial truth. like if he’s on a call and you’re calling he’ll be like: “give me a sec, my s/o’s calling”

and he’s so nonchalant about it too!

tho he’ll sometimes get a weird look on his face and a cynical giggle coming out of him. people can’t help to wonder who the poor soul he’s stalking is.

of course people think he’s lying. he’s idia shroud, the shut in hermit who can’t even look people in the eye, let alone a girl!!!

so when he’s forced out of his hole by ortho, and thrusted into the world of light, he’s gonna need to hear your voice for any kind of emotional support. which is probably gonna draw more attention to him cause you’re on speaker, cooing for being ‘your little loser’, and idia is actually talking to someone without stuttering. (more like threatening you)

but like- is he paying you??? did he audio engineer and pre record a conversation???

there’s whispers going around campus saying idia made up a girlfriend. and dawg… idk what’s more embarrassing than that😭😭

it’s like saying you’re dating someone but they go to another school and no! you won’t show people a photo of your totally real s/o…😭😭

tho you did come visit him on parents day or whatever- but people thought he paid you off with how clingy you were. or that you were. a gold digger 😬

and the only reason you were out and about in the great outdoors was because the head master and teachers forbade any people with ‘romantic relationships’ to be in their dorms…😬😬

OMG WAIT WAIY - so imagine the dorm leaders (+jamil) surprise when they wake up at the styx facility and see you glued to idia’s side, dressed in matching robes with a clipboard in hand.

i can imagine idia calling them a bunch of virgins 😭😭 or fucking dying at the fact that a loser, otaku, (and to top it off) shut in beat the sexy, confident, and hot main cast in a harem anime 😭😭

LIKE- THE MAN IS EATING UP THAT HALF OF THEM HADNT EVEN TO U C H E D A WOMAN- LET ALONE GET ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED

meanwhile he’s been hooten n hawen for a few years.

“oh no- you’ll infect me with your virginity! what’ll i do!”

😭😭

[cvlutos]

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A CUTE YET STERN MAN, WHO ALWAYS DOES HIS BEST TO PLEASE HIS PATNER. A MAN OF STRUCTURE AND ORDER! WITH LARGE EMBITIONS, ALWAYS THERE TO PROVE HES THE BEST FOR YOU.

TREY CLOVER | 23 | BAKER | 181CM ~ 5’9FT | CALM |

WITH JUST THE SWEETEST HEART AND THE TASTEST OF TREATS. HE IS THE ABSOLUTE DREAM TO IMPRESS FRIENDS AND FAMILY WITH THE SWEETEST LOVER.

CATER DIAMOND | 23 | INFULENCER | 176CM ~ 5’7FT | SOCIAL |

A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY THAT SEEMS TO BE IN MULTIPLE PLACES AT ONCE. HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND IS SUCH A PLAYFUL PERSON. HE’S LOVES FUN.

ACE TRAPPOLA | 19 | COLLEGE STUDENT: MAJOR: UNDECIDED | 172CM ~ 5’6FT | SOFTIE |

SEEN AS A FLIRT AND MEAN, YET GIVEN THE CHANCE HE ABSOLUTELY MELTS FOR YOU. HE’LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE SURE YOUR HAPPY!

DEUCE SPADE | 20 | COLLEGE STUDENT: MAJOR: UNDECIDED | 173CM ~ 5’6FT | DEDICATED |

THE MOST LOYAL BOYFRIEND YOULL EVER HAVE. HE IS THE SWEETEST AND MOST DEDICATED BOYFRIEND THAT ALWAYS PUTS YOU FIRST!

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RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS, TREY CLOVER, AND CATER DIAMOND

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CATEGORY: SAVANNACLAW

! BEST SELLER ! !PREMIUM! LEONA KINGSCHOLAR | 25 | UNEMPLOYED | 185CM ~ 6’0FT | LAZY |

A LAZY RICH BEASTMEN. A LION AMONGST GAZELLE. HE’S COCKY, CONFIDENT, AND SMART. HE’S LOW MAINTENANCE YET THE BEST YOU COULD EVER HAVE.

RUGGIE BUCCHI | 23 | WAITER | 171CM ~ 5’6FT | SNEAKY |

HE’S A MISCHIEVOUS HYENA BEASTMAN. ONE WHO ENJOYS LAUGHING, YET IS QUITE HELPFUL! ONCE YOU GET PAST THE MISCHIEF YOULL SEE HOW GREAT HE IS.

JACK HOWL | 20 | ATHLETE | 192CM ~ 6’2FT | LOYAL |

A LOYAL WOLF BEASTMEN THAT IS QUITE INTIMIDATING! YET HE HAS A HEART OF GOLD AND A COMPLETE MIND OF JUSTICE! HE’S ABSOLUTELY TRUSTWORTHY AND WILL MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS PROTECT YOU!

POPULAR SAVANNACLAW POLY OPTIONS:

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LEONA KINGSCHOLAR AND JACK HOWL

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR, RUGGIE BUCCHI, AND JACK HOWL

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! CHOOSE YOUR BOYFRIEND !

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CATEGORY: OCTAVINELLE

AZUL ASHENGROTTO | 23 | RESTAURANT OWNER | 176CM ~ 5’7FT | CHARMING |

AN ACCOMPLISHED YOUNG MAN WITH A SUAVE PERSONALITY, YET BEYOND HIS EXTERIOR, HE’S A HUGE SOFTIE THAT LOVES COLLECTING COINS!

JADE LEECH | 23 | RESTAURANT CO-OWNER | 190CM ~ 6’2FT | SLY |

A QUIET YET INTIMIDATING MAN THAT LOVES HIKING AND MUSHROOMS WITH AN ODD PERSONALITY. YOULL BE IN FOR A FUN TIME!

! BEST SELLER ! FLOYD LEECH | 23 | WHATEVER HE WANTS | 191CM ~ 6’2FT | ROWDY |

IF YOU LOVE CHAOS, THEN YOULL LOVE HIM. HE’S FUN, SIGHTLY DANGEROUS. IN A FUN WAY. *Please note that any dangerous acts will not be the fault of NRC and remain within your hands*

POPULAR OCTAVINELLE POLY OPTIONS:

! BEST SELLER ! AZUL ASHENGROTTO, JADE LEECH, AND FLOYD LEECH

JADE LEECH AND FLOYD LEECH

AZUL ASHENGROTTO AND FLOYD LEECH

! CUSTOMIZE YOUR PAIRING !

! CHOOSE YOUR BOYFRIEND !

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CATEGORY: SCARABIA

!PREMIUM! KALIM AL-ASIM | 22 | HEAD OF THE AL-ASIM FAMILY | 168CM ~ 5’5FT | PLAYFUL |

PURE SUNSHINE THAT LOVES TO SPOIL OTHERS. IF YOU WANT A LAVISH LIFE, HE CAN ABSOLUTELY PROVIDE! HE’S AN ABSOLUTE DARLING AND COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY HONEST.

! BEST SELLER ! JAMIL VIPER | 22 | — | 175CM ~ 5’7FT | QUIET |

A MAN WHO CAN DO IT ALL. IF YOU LIKE MYSTERIOUS MEN WITH A SOFT SIDE, HE’S THE PERFECT OPTION FOR YOU.

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CATEGORY: POMEFIORE

! BEST SELLER ! !PREMIUM! VIL SCHOENHEIT | 24 | ACTOR, MUSICIAN, DANCER, PERFORMER, ETC | 183CM ~ 6’0FT | REGAL |

A SERIOUS ACTOR THAT VALUES BEAUTY. HE FINDS BEAUTY IN THOSE THAT TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES YET HE’S AN EXTRODANINARY LOVER.

ROOK HUNT | 24 | 177CM ~ 5’8FT | SEEKER OF BEAUTY | UNIQUE |

ODD AND DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER BOYFRIENDS! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING UNIQUE THEN ROOK IS FOR YOU.

EPEL FELMIER | 19 | 156CM ~ 5’1FT | APPLE FARMER, PERFORMER | MANLY |

A MERE COUNTRY BOY THAT WORKS HARD TO BE MANLY, YET HE HAS THE SWEETEST FEMININE LOOK. THOUGH DONT MENTION IT. UNLESS YOUR REAL SPECIAL TO HIM.

POPULAR POMEFIORE POLY OPTIONS:

! BEST SELLER ! VIL SCHOENHEIT AND ROOK HUNT

VIL SCHOENHEIT AND EPEL FELMIER

VIL SCHOENHEIT, ROOK HUNT, AND EPEL FELMIER

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CATEGORY: IGNIHYDE

! BEST SELLER ! !PREMIUM! IDIA SHROUD | 23 | GAMER AND TECH ENGINEER | 183CM ~ 6’0FT | OTAKU |

NOTHING BUT A LOVESICK, ANTI-SOCIAL, ANIME LOVING OTAKU. YOULL BE HIS FAVORITE WAIFU OR HUSBANDO. SHARE IN HIS VARIOUS PASSIONS!

! CHOOSE YOUR BOYFRIEND !

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CATEGORY: DIASOMNIA

! BEST SELLER ! !PREMIUM! MALLEUS DRACONIA | 28 | — | 202CM ~ 6’6FT | ROYAL |

POETIC TYPE LOVER. A DARLING WITH A DRAGON LIKE PERSONALITY. SAID THAT TO BE FAE. OH, HOW SPECIAL HE IS.

!PREMIUM! LILIA VANROUGE | 31 | NEIGHBORHOOD CUTIE | 158CM ~ 5’1FT | ECCENTRIC |

CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! A CUTE BOYFRIEND FOR A CUTIE LIKE YOU. THOUGH HE HAS AN ABSOLUTELY MISCHIEVOUS SIDE.

!PREMIUM! SILVER | 23 | KNIGHT | 178CM ~ 5’8FT | SLEEPY |

SIMPLE. EASY. CALM. RELAXED SLEEPY LOVER. WITH A LOOK OF A ROYAL PRINCE. A TRUE SLEEPING BEAUTY.

SEBEK ZIGVLT | 20 | LOYAL KNIGHT OF LORD MALLEUS | 188CM ~ 6’1FT | LOUD |

YOULL ALLWAYS COME SECOND TO LORD MALLEUS. SUCH A HARD-HEADED TYPE BOYFRIEND, YET ODDLY DEDICATED TO YOU.

POPULAR DIASOMNIA POLY OPTIONS:

! BEST SELLER ! MALLEUS DRACONIA AND LILIA VANROUGE

LILIA VANROUGE AND SILVER

SILVER AND SEBEK ZIGVOLT

MALLEUS DRACONIA AND SEBEK ZIGVOLT

MALLEUS DRACONIA, LILIA VANROUGE, SILVER, AND SEBEK ZIGVOLT

! CUSTOMIZE YOUR PAIRING !

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CATEGORY: RSA AND NBC COLLABS

—RSA

! BEST SELLER ! !PREMIUM! NEIGE LEBLANCHE | 24 | ACTOR, PERFORMER, MUSICIAN, ETC | 175CM ~ 5’7FT | INNOCENT |

A SWEETHEART, WHO IS SO VERY HONEST AND WANTS TO SPOIL YOU ENDLESSLY. READ POEMS, BAKE PIE, CLEAN THE HOUSE AND RELAX. SUCH A SWEETIEPIE

!PREMIUM! CHE’NYA | 25 | LOCAL DIRECTIONIST | 178CM ~ 5’8FT | LOOPY |

LAID BACK AND RELAXED. WITH AN ODDLY HORRIBLE SENSE OF DIRECTION, WHO MANAGES TO STILL FIND YOU SOMEHOW.

! CHOOSE YOUR BOYFRIEND !

—NBC

! BEST SELLER ! !PREMIUM! ROLLO FLAMM | 28 | — | 184CM ~ 6’0FT | SOFISTICATED |

NO ONE CAN MATCH HIS VERY OWN GRACE. HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO BE WITHIN HIS VERY PRESENCES.

! CHOOSE YOUR BOYFRIEND !

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WELCOME! TO NRC RENT-A-BOYFRIEND! I AM YOUR LOVELY HELPER, ORTHO, SO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE! [ THE ↷ SHOWS THE OPTIONS]

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Idia Shroud

"That's so insane, That's such a shame. Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand." - Idia almost always downplays or just generally have issues with himself. Of course, there are times where this guy would boast or show off his skills but after that brief moment, he's back to thinking he doesn't belong anywhere else. So this is like a letter to Idia that he's more than he let's on.

Ortho Shroud "It's been fun but now I've got to go, life is way too short to take it slow." -Ortho wants both him and his brother to take chances and have fun while they don't have any serious responsibilities yet. Another reason why I like this song for this lil dude is because its a reference to video games, something he bonds over with his brother and circle of friends <3