#illustriousquartermaster

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[triggerbond]

I, William Earnshaw, am most earnestly apologetic for my actions - or, most properly put, falling asleep on you, James Bond, during sex. I assure you it will not happen again and I am sorry for damaging your bruised ego.

      —-I hate you.

[melaniebreen]

"Good afternoon, Q. Is there something I can do for you?"

[emissariusx]

Good to see you, 003. I do hope you aren't expecting exploding pens in your near future.

"Pens? Certainly not. I've upgraded to pencils."

[pressurepointking-archive]

"How can you expect affection from a person who doesn't know how to give it?"

A fanmix for the characters Langley Lasswell ( empathicallypathological ) & Q ( illustriousquartermaster ) uwu 

Do I wanna know? // Arctic Monkeys | We Found Love (feat. Calvin Harris) // Rihanna |��I Need Your Love (feat. Ellie Goulding) // Calvin Harris | Chronicles of a Fallen Love (feat. Greta Svabo Bech) // The Bloody Beetroots | I'll hold my breath // Ellie Goulding | There's something about us under the sheets // B-Roc of the Knocks | XO // Beyonce | No Brakes // Little Boots | This Love (Will Be Your Downfall) // Ellie Goulding | Just Another Night // Icona Pop | Why Can't I // Liz Phair | No. 1 Party Anthem // Arctic Monkeys | Crave You (feat. Giselle) // Flight Facilities | Withdraw // Kimbra | Kissing A Fool // Michael Buble | I Can't Make You Love Me // Adele | You Were Meant For Me // Jewel | Feather on the Clyde // Passenger | Just Be Friends // Amanda Lee

{ listen here }

[empathicallypathological-blog]

I just need you to do me no good | drabble for Illustriousquartermaster

The night had been a long and wholly satisfying one - and most certainly one that Langley had not been expecting. And to think it was Q - Q! - that had shown her such a great time. Looking over at the man now, she had still been surprised by the way he looked, with that dark hair of his slicked back and in that terribly good looking leather jacket and -- oh my gawd was that his hip bone? It was the slightest glimpse, almost teasing as Q stretched his body out, still apparently riding the high of "I want it all".

Adjusting her high heels (they were really starting to pinch her feet now), Langley tossed a bottle of water the Quartermaster's way and smiled brightly. "So it looks like you do know how to show a girl a good time!" She said with a grin, opening her bottle and taking a long sip of it, letting out a sigh of relief afterwards. The water was refreshing going down her throat, cooling her heated body. Nudging the woman somewhat, Q gave her a wry smile.

"I'm not all about computers, I would have you know." He said as he wiped the sweat off his face. Pulling the cocktail dress she was wearing (aesthetically pleasing, the black and white lace mixing in a feminine cut but practically not doing so well considering it made it hotter ), Langley actually offered the man a semblance of a sincere smile. "Yes yes, for once in your life you're right Q~"

Stretching her legs out, the chief operating officer was about to turn away for the night, satisfied with the amount of dancing and rocking out she had done before a voice from the stage cut her off.

"Thank you guys for a great night! I'm Alex Turner, we are the Arctic Monkeys and this is 'No. 1 Party Anthem'!!"

The ever familiar rift of one of Langley's songs started up and the woman let out a squeal, immediately turning around and tripping over her own feet as she did. Just when she thought she was going to fall, a pair of surprisingly strong arms caught her before she did and she was pressed to Q's chest. Blinking as she had her face pressed to him, Langley had the grace to blush - her feet trembling ever so slightly from the pain of wearing the high heels.

As all the signals are sent, her eyes invite you to approach And it seems as though those lumps in your throat That you just swallowed have got you going

"You should take your high heels off. Your feet look like they're suffering." Q said, his grip on the woman not loosening despite the fact that she was in no danger of falling. Glancing up at him, Langley nodded and kicked her heels off, her height shrinking somewhat before she laughed somewhat, as if trying to brush off the embarrassing situation.

Come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on Number one party anthem

"This is one of my favorite songs…" Langley said with a slight smile, arms at her side as if she had no idea what to do with herself. Q said nothing, merely wrapping his arms around her tighter, even swaying slightly to the beat of the song. Torn between wanting to and pushing the man away, the red head had little time to decide before she threw all caution to the wind, resting her head on his chest as she slowly brought her arms to wrap around him - the smell of leather, sweat and Q strong in her nose as she did. It was almost intoxicating and it made Langley never want to let him go.

Drunken monologues, confused because It's not like I'm falling in love I just want you to do me no good And you look like you could

There were a few things in the world that Langley was certain of. First off, she was certain that despite his unpleasantness, there was a heart somewhere inside of Charles. Secondly, she was certain that diet coke was created to give the illusion of dieting while it was sweeter than normal coke. Thirdly, she was sure that someone as undeserving as her would ever experience anything akin to actual affection or dare she say, 'love'. However, this opinion was slowly being swayed by the man who was holding onto her - both tight enough to reassure her that the moment was happening and loose enough for her to pull away.

Come on, come on, come on Before the moment's gone Number one party anthem

The night had been a long and wholly satisfying one, but Langley had found herself wishing that this particular moment would never end. After all, it wasn't every day that a woman like Langley fell in love.

[gunkanjimakingarchive]

You could die a third time. Will you come back?

   I may.

   Are you worried, little Q?

[anewquartermaster]

Evening, handsome.

Quartermaster? I haven’t seen you for some time. 

[triggerbond]

Goodbye.

Send me “Goodbye” for the last voice message my muse leaves for yours before they die.

Listen to me.

It's better this way. I always told you how I'd never make it to fifty, mm? It's better than retirement. Hell, could you see me just lounging around? I sure couldn't.

Dying's my next adventure. That's Peter Pan. Or Dumbledore. I don't know. I'm getting those movies you showed me all mixed up in my old age.

Don't shed a tear for me, you understand? I did it for Queen and Country, and this is my last salute.

[a-promisingcareerinespionag-blog]

(Q, did you get my ask?)

[guardiadesilva]

My Kitten, Merry Christmas, enjoy.

There were four stacked boxes set on the desk of MI6's quartermaster. They were packages, as Felix couldn't really deliver them himself, but on top of the top box, there was a message written in Sharpie. "Sorry I couldn't deliver them myself, and please, open in PRIVATE. You'll either be laughing or blushing, and I don't want people knowing I caused that. Merry christmas, kitty. -Your puppy."

[pressurepointking-archive]

QANGLEY, HANDSOMEPOINTKING, & QCHARLES BC WHY THE HELL NOT

Put a ship in my ask

☆ Qangley

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

☆ Handsomepointking

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

☆ QCharles

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying (for funny reasons and not the ones that hurt me like Qangley) / i will ship them in hell

[empathicallypathological-blog]

EAT THE RUDE

"You do realize you’d be in that set of people too right?" 

[gunkanjimakingarchive]

How unfortunate. If you're tired of your poor existence, I would be more than pleased to end your suffering from the mercy of my heart. And I see no particular reason as to why MI6 would kill me; I'm very excellent at my profession.

   You may be good at your profession but… They are not good at theirs.  No.  Not good at theirs.

   You will die.  They will be at fault.

[anewquartermaster]

ooc: just reading through doubleohbond and my old rps and damn we were like the sassiest duo. team sass. *sobs quietly because i miss doubleoh and illustrious...*

[triggerbond]

Why not? - Oh, are you going out? You look ...dressed up.

It does seem that way,doesn’t it?       And how do I look?