Incorrect Quotes 30
In honor of Treasure Planet’s 20th anniversary, here’s some incorrect quotes
Andrew: *pushes a door that won’t budge* Oh
Andrew: *pushing the door harder, still won’t budge*
Cetus: Dumba** it’s pull
Cetus: *pulls the door but still won’t budge* What the h***? *pulls harder*
Silver: Godd***it, just shake the d*** door till it unhinges!
Andrew, Cetus, and Silver: *yelling and arguing while trying to open the door*
Normua: So when will tell them it’s locked?
Elinor: *passing snacks out to the kids so they can watch* In a minute
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Luca: Where’s Illysabeth, Ollie, and Lyka. I gotta talk to them about something
Emma: They’re outside fighting water
Jim: FOR THE LAST TIME IT’S CALLED SWIMMING!!
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Jim: Where are you going?
Luca: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn’t get me one!
Jim: I told you I did! It’s coming here on Friday!
Emma, Lukas, Ollie, and Illysabeth: *knowing full well that he got them an engagement ring* *eating popcorn*
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Tori: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses
Victor: This knife is a magic wand
Lyka: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel
Illysabeth: *cocks gun* Magic missile
Andrew: What the **** is wrong with you kids??
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Ash: *watching power lines fall down* Flint, Bones! The town is exploding and it’s very pretty!
Masterlist
Andrew and Cetus belong to @aalbliii
Normua, Tori, and Victor belong to @authorchan-love (deactivated)
Elinor belongs to @emerald-echeveria-plant
Luca belongs to @sleeplessdreamer14
Illysabeth belongs to @fandomcringe
Ollie belongs to @sailingthespiral
Lyka belongs to @uselessalexis165
Lukas belongs to @wallymcflubberfins
Ash belongs to @ash-pirate25
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