#im going to have to roast u for 20000000 years after this ... just saying !

[jimiin]

❌ ATTENTION ❌ IT’S A HOLY 😇 DAY TODAY GLO 💘 TURNS 2️⃣3️⃣ SHE’S ALL GROWN UP 👅 AND READY TO PARTY 🎉 SO POP A BOTTLE 🍾 AND YOUR PUSSY 💦 PUT ON A FURSUIT 🐰 AND CELEBRATE 🌈 THE LOML 💖

bringing back this ICONIC meme from ur bday last year even tho its literally not even ur bday where u are rn and i want to choke for not knowing how time works ! HAHA !!!! its fine ! ANYWAY if u see this its still my baby’s bday in my timezone so pls send all besitos to miss @pcycult pls and thank u xx

ok cool if u arent glo stop reading this rn . thats literally treason u will be arrested so BE WARNED . now that we’re alone ... alexa play expensive girl bc im abt to beat this HUSSY like u never ever felt before ! XSVDJSBDJWBDJBWJ its me ... xan ... ur gf still even tho u literally called me ur ex the other day but lets not talk abt the past (: goddddd im RUSTY with the love posts i was so brave a year ago now im like ... vulnerable bc i know whats coming ! let me start off by saying the I LOVE YOU !!! and its crazy that the years keep coming & i get to spend them being ur friend ... like how iconic is that ! shout out to nic for being the reason we met like i am ... forever grateful bc knowing u & meeting u was the best part of my 2017 / 2018 not to be fucking dramatic abt it but it sure was !!!!! if u dont believe me i have evidence..... its finally time for u to read some of the very secret creative writing stuff SJDBJWBDJWBDJW IM LITERALLY GOING TO CHOKE SHOWING U THIS but i love u and now u can never doubt me ever again !!!! 

for context this was for my nonfiction class last year for my final portfolio ( which i wrote a little after ur bday last year ) its part of a bigger essay and not all abt u BUT SVDSVSWDVW these parts were /: im a sentimental bitch i am and im 100% better at expressing emotions and affection on paper versus irl as u know bc u literally met me and i was to scared to hug u JSDBWJDVJWDBJW and yea its embarrassing but i am a big believer in being embarrassing and cheesy bc life is too short and i can die any second and i want the ppl i love to know i love them so !! JSBDJSWBDJWBJWJ ik this past year was weird for us & ugli stuff happened but im glad we are still talking & that ur still in my life bc guess what ! i STILL care abt u just the same as this time last year when i was writing big dumb love letters FOR A CLASS SCVSDVS abt u ! and if u dont believe me.....get this......i have MORE evidence ! recent evidence ! this time from my poetry class literally last week JSBXDJSBDJBWSJDBWJ the whole thing isnt abt u but ur featured in it but im just gonna show u the whole thing bc it would just be one line if i didnt...

anyway the point is i think that stuff really does happen for a reason & ppl come into our lives for a reason & i hope u know how glad i am that u came into mine !!! a bitch is serious .. AS U CAN SEE JSBDJWSBDJBWJ i hope ur day today was amazing & i hope the rest of the year is amazing !!! ur smart and beautiful and kind and talented and ur gonna do really cool important stuff in the suture & i get to be here watching u grow & being ur friend and u know what ? that is truly the universe going off and blessing us !!!!! u cant change my mind !!! happy birthday my love /: im gonna go barf now ! cool thanks !