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#im just a lame loser
astaroth1357 · 11 months
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Obsessed with the idea of Solomon having dinky little reading glasses. Hand him anything with small print, and he'll whip them out, hold the page like a foot from his head, and do an open-mouthed squint.
Bet he and Lucifer both do "Dad Stances" too.
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lazycranberrydoodles · 8 months
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COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN
#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started#tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but#from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character#which i totally understand.#BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE#HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS#also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here)#hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend#they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame.#gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!!#hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time#he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples#and is also a self conscious loser <3#his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10#he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market#also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes#HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO#he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras#this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant#tgcf#art#poll#hua cheng#lmao#my art#tian guan ci fu#hualian#xie lian#hob#heaven official's blessing
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bi-krama-dick-ya · 1 year
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therapist : how much do you overthink?
me: YES
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akechi-if-he-slayed · 9 months
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liking south park (and having a BLOG or other account for it thereby engaging in fan art and fanfic) and then acting like you’re on a moral high ground for openly proclaiming your hatred of kyman and its shippers is like being in hell and saying well im better than that guy because he did something worse than me to get here!! like. who gives a shit we’re all in the same hellscape can we please play NICE with each other??? good god i know our favs are fourth graders but that doesn’t mean we have to act like literal children too
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justicecaballer · 5 months
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i love jesse faden because even though she has literal superpowers she is so incredibly swagless and i say that with affection. she has ya protagonist syndrome except with no love interest and also she's 28 years old. if you dont clap for my most specialest girl i will blow this whole building up
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b1mbodoll · 5 months
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to the rude fuckin loser that just sent me a mean ass ask 😭😭😭 are you not embarrassed? ur saying its embarrassing that im upset over hatemail but if you got that shit repeatedly im sure you’d be upset too…???
LOL and thanks for sending that in cus it just proves to me that ur nothing but a bitchless, friendless, fucking coward 😭 ur acting all tough and thinkin ur a hardass for sending alllll that bullshit on ANON!!!!! like youre a little loser, lets be so serious. i know it and so do you 😭😭 if you really bout this shit say it off fucking anonymous like a real bitch so i can block you 😭😭 talkin all big n bad just to hide behind the anonymous option 😭 yeah okay LMAO!!!!!! like why r u do scared to come off anon what am i gonna do to you ??? punch you with an EMOJI??? 👊👊👊 like lets be serious ur a cowardly fuckin loser ass freak with no life and ur taking it out on me 😭 jealousy is a fucken disease and for you im afraid its a chronic case 🫶
trying to shame me for having feelings and then proceeding to say you hope i end up in a ditch? ur fucking pathetic!!! and trying to invalidate my sexuality? 😭 bitch YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW ME!!!! god damn you are a fuckin weirdo. do not speak to me or step to me like you know me bc at the end of the day, you’re nobody!!!! you are not my friend, you are not someone that knows me, so dont act like you do. you have no fucking right to invalidate me or my sexuality i seriously cannot believe you’re really trying to speak for me and tell me MY SEXUALITY?? calling me bi and disrespectin me for WHAT?? does spewing hate like a miserable cunt give you such a rush? is that it? its so funny to me like as if id listen to a pitiful fuckin asswipe like you 😭
im so sick of you little fucking freaks trying to walk all over me just because im sensitive and kind. fuck you and ur fuckin mama bitch🖕suck my dick and kiss my fucking ass thank you very much.
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zapsoda · 4 days
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this shit is so boring every song feels 2 hours long if the lyrics werent so painful id literally be falling asleep here snoooopooooore
my boy breaks his favorite toys or whatever woke me up cause it had new sounds (gadp). and like that title that chorus. it could make an interesting story. and then it doesnt.
this album just feels very tired too. like shes exhausted by this shit lol. she soudns sleepy and the beats and instrumentals are sleepy and im bored im conkin out bro
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skenpiel · 7 months
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i could kick it with miles sooooooo hard. hes such a lame little loser We could be best buds Honestly
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inhidingxoxo3637 · 9 months
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Day 1 period when the cramps start kicking IN ;
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starlooove · 1 month
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Do u ever think about how Anita is literally re- raising her parents?
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I am not ever calling people puritans unless theyre actually saying puritanical shit as christians. I am not doing this. Even in cases where theyre actually wrong and its not just people being mad that teenagers have internet access and are saying their opinions on twitter
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boobliker42069 · 1 year
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they should invent a girls who wants to have sex with me
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petrichorium · 1 year
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Unironically if I can’t beat cocolia on two attempts I will quit hsr I know I said the combat isn’t that bad but truly I simply do not like fighting 😭😭😭
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sugo1stuck · 5 months
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“when I was in highschool I was drinking and having sex unlike all of those other losers”
cool I was 14 and doing 14 year old things like playing pokemon and watching Pulp Fiction
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mongeese · 6 months
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Being in uni is really just learning again and again that lots of people will actually think you're incredibly cool and that the high school definition of "cool" is absolutely meaningless literally anywhere else. It helps if you become visibly a lot gayer in university but it is not a requirement
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cherry-shipping · 9 months
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hrhrrrhhg. wwuz lookin 4 kissing gifs here on tumblr to put on one of eebs posts & one of them was a. s*riel animation ive seen before and i closed my eyes and scrolled past But even just that one look at it made me be like. ok Time 2 b on the verge of tears for a good 30 minutes now 👍 like ok. fucking loser.
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