#im just going absolutely nuts over this i cant calm down

[thedecadenceofwar]

a wildly incomplete list of things i fucking loved about this season

i just finished it it’s 1:30 am motherfuckers we’re doing this

-wille just fucking??? freezing?? every time he sees simon?? like baby... his brain was mush

-how fucking gorgeous omar rudberg is i know this is not specific to this season but i had to get it out there

-rosh fucking training simon on the football field to try to get him in rowing shape

-ayub and simon turning the lights off simultaneously on facetime

-that whole friend group actually they were so fucking supportive like they were fucking awesome

-red string lights making a reappearance

-the broken frog prince snow globe being one of the first things simon notices when he’s in willes room

-uhhhh wille closing the curtains and then how it CUT TO BLACK RIGHT AFTER. yes that’s a fourth wall break. we are the observers, the greedy audience demanding more of wilhelm, more of his life, commenting on the fucking sex tape he didn’t consent to, and he finally pulled the curtains around his private life. they deserved this one and it was brilliantly done

-honestly... okay frida and malte’s chemistry was insane, i don’t know how they almost made me LIKE AUGUST but i did, the moments where they were giggling in bed together were cute

-simon being a slut (complimentary). he deserves it.

-also his orange “fuck-you” sweater. i called it his spite sweater

-WAIT SIMON KEEPING WILLE’S FUCKING SWEATER UNDER HIS PILLOW? IM GRRRR BARK BARK

-SIMON TELLING MARCUS THE FISH DONT HAVE NAMES GHDJSKF

-SIMON STARING AT THE FISH

-wille going to therapy and immediately once he understood the issue PUT THE BALL IN SIMON’S COURT. “That’s the situation, that’s how I feel.” Oh my GOD

-STELLA AND FREDRICKA???? GIRLS ??? GAY ? BI ????? QUEER????? STELLA WROTE FREDRICKA A UCKING LOVE LETTER????

-stella telling sara about her feelings and how scared she was and then SARA THREW IT BACK IN HER FACE like i WAS LIVING FOR THE DRAMA OF IT GIRL YOU CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!!!!!

-simons song was so good im having heart palpitations and omar’s voice.. im gonna be sick

-speaking of being sick wille’s anxiety manifesting itself physically when simon tells him he’s going to the cops. he didn’t want to be crown prince and in that moment he felt like his life was over and.... im gonna kiss his forehead and make it better thats all

-wille picking up the anxiety pamphlet and then awkwardly trying to put it away and then hiding it in his coat... hes not slick

-the moment they have in that coat room before wille’s speech when they’re just existing in each others space

-how much they just existed in each others’ space in general and how you could TELL how much they enjoyed it, all the smiles EVERY TIME THEY KISSED like they MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY

-AND THEY FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO!!!!

-IT WAS ME IN THE VIDEO

-JAG ÄLSKAR DIG

[heartofwritiing]

Sleepy

Paring(s): Ethan Nestor x fem!reader

a/n: Im back! heres a quick little drabble I wrote a week ago! please ignore any mistakes!

Warning(s): Fluff!!

sometimes it was hard sleeping on your own. wether you were cold or strait up lonely or there was something on your mind you couldn’t just not think about. there was always something causing you distress and it took a toll on your mental heath. Until you met Ethan. At first you both were a little shy about sleeping in the same bed but after awhile it didn’t matter anymore. you both found comfort being next to one another Most nights you both wouldn’t sleep at all and spend the whole night discussing things and learning new things about each other. And it made your relationship better.

Tonight Ethan was downstairs in his recording room doing a late night stream. it was rare that he would do these since you both went to bed fairly early. You kept tossing and turning in his bed that you realized how much you had gotten used to him being close to you every night. A pit formed in your stomach in sadness, even though he was downstairs you still missed him. You uncovered yourself from the heap on blankets and got up. You had one of Ethans sweatshirts on and you were still chilly so you grabbed a small blanket and wrapped it around your shoulders before heading to the basement. you knocked when you made it to the door and you heard a faint ‘yess’ in a sing-song voice on the other side and you pushed it open. Ethans eyes soften when he sees you all curled up and shuffling towards him. He quickly glances down at the clock on his monitor and his eyes widen a bit before he looks back at you.

1:34 am

“i’m sorry, i wasn’t keep track of the time.” he apologize. you’ve made your way around his desk and into his lap at this point and you bury your face in his neck as he wraps his arms around your waist bring you to straddle him. you cant see but, chat is going absolutely nuts. Ethan giggles to himself and he knows this will be all over twitter and tumblr later but he doesn’t care.

“its okay,” you whispered. “i just missed you.”

he rubs small circles on your back and continues to play his game for the next few minutes. your already dosing off so you don’t really hear him say bye to chat and log off twitch. he begins to shut everything down and he picks you up and your hanging on him koala style. he brings you back up to his bed and lays you down gentle. he leaves you there and you here rustling around before the mattress dips and hes at your side again pulling you into him. he kisses your temple before you both drift off into calm slumber.

[therapy-ghost]

Hello there! I am super excited to do this so thank you!! Anyways here's my info and I apologize if this is super long.....I kinda rant sometimes haha....

Zodiac signs: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality type: Entp

Pronouns: She/her

So lets see here a little bit about my appearance.....I am very petite and I won't lie i'm about 5'3.....maybe 5'4 on a good day. I also have thick brown hair that goes down to lower mid back and if you are ever around me you'll hear me get frustrated with my hair and i'll say something like "I AM GOING TO CUT OFF ALL OF MY HAIR, I SWEAR!" but for now I am keeping it how it is lmao. I also have brown eyes and lots of freckles on my face, my freckles are one of my most liked features about myself lol. Lastly for my style.....I have none. I like Adidas so I'll wear Adidas jackets and sports leggings and besides that I just wear normal t-shirts and what not lol. Although flannels....absolutely lovely. I love flannels and combat boots....

My personality can be a bit rocky at first. Sometimes I just won't like someone for no reason, I can't explain why but I just won't like them idk. But overall i'm an extrovert, I just dislike people sometimes lmao but nonetheless my social skills are fine and I make new friends ridiculously easy. I do have a resting bitch face though so it does make people nervous when first meeting me but I promise I am not that bad.

When you really get down to who I actually am I am a big asshole who just happens to be a big goofball as well. I am extremely sarcastic, almost to a fault and I will sometimes rag on people in a teasing way. I also do dumb stuff like climbing and falling out of trees, tripping over air, falling up the stairs, etc. Also being reckless doesn't help either. But I have a very strong "I don't care" attitude and I am very blunt and brash when I get angry or in general sometimes, I also struggle with emotions like I hate talking about feelings so I suck at that stuff. I also can not talk about my feelings like at all, i'll kinda hold it in all in and talking being vulnerable or talking about emotions make me anxious and super uncomfortable.

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. I also have lots of intrusive thoughts lol so sometimes i'll just be sitting there quietly and I'll just start laughing like a weirdo......i'm a big dork honestly. I also do that weird thing where i'm sitting down and I'll just be bouncing my leg....idk why I do it....I just do....and I also run my fingers through my hair a lot, thats why its always messy. Sometimes when i'm bored I space out and i'll chew on my lip or the side of gum...I need to stop I know but its hard to....

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 10 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 90's rock or any like grunge or alt, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lincoln Park, Pearl jam, Deftones but i'm pretty open to anything. I also started taking martial arts so hehe that's kinda cool...I can do cool body locks and I know a lot of good pressure points to use against someone.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider....like seriously I will move to the moon if one touches me.

Ok lets screw shit up

For Resident evil 8, i match you up with:

Karl Heisenberg(Part 2)

I know ive done him before, and im doing him again

bad jokes back and forth, bet you taught him 'deez nuts' 'joe mama' and 'ligma' and you cant stop him.

Everyone in the house hates the two of you, but not to a point where their trying to break you two up, they just need no jokes.

he has now, in total, pulled 12 'deez nuts' jokes on Alcine alone.

he's also scared of spiders, so it will most likely be either one of the monsters, or you two have a rock-paper-scissors battle, he loses 95% of the times.

Accent duo.

For Marvel, i match you up with:

Bruce Baners

i dont know why, but i feel like a pillow/blanket pile is a must durring movies

both bruce and hulk love you and feel the need to have some sort of view on you.

big guy hardly shows up around you though cause you alway keep Bruce leveled.

he, 100%, likes audioslave and pearljam and he loves it even more when he listens to it with you.

And for Creepypasta, i match you up with:

Hoodie

just like bruce, pillow/blanket pile.

he will make fun of you accent sometimes.

you both will go out in the rain and he will record you.

you eat cheese cake durring the movies.

His fave horror movies are most likely black christmas, scream, and texas chainsaw massacre.

i see him as the type to randomly follow you like a puppy, either to make sure you arent doing dumb shit or just to be with you.

i hope you liked them, i read over your info, and it said you were petite, 5'3'' maybe 5'4'', and im like, am i that small, i understand that my little brother is almost taller then me and i have the smallest feet in my family but wow.

anyways, bye

[thirsthourdemon]

Tea party headcanon

Includes: All obey me characters except solomon, and barbatos

Genre: Fluff

Tags: Fluff, Tea party theme, Pink Pastry and Pekoe Parlour! Au, general

A/N: This is a celebration cause I happen to like my new formatting. If anyone wants to be added to the taglist then just send in an ask please!

||Lucifer

-He’s actually the one that invites you and the brothers to the tea party.

-Makes sure everyone is at least properly dressed

-A mother of 7 children cause that includes you 😌

-Hates it here the moment levi said he’d wear something from some anime about a ‘demon’ butler, mammon saying that he did NOT steal the precious fine china set and beel having that look on his face that says “If I dont eat everything on the damn table, Im eating everyone else.”

-Either drink pure black coffee or chamomile

-if He drinks an ocean of chamomile but no amount of ‘calming’ tea can help save this poor stressed demon who just thought he could finally get a small break and have a lovely afternoon tea with diavolo.

-I wont be surprised if he’s even payed 200,000 grim worth of damage on the place due to his whole family

-Satan thought it was a good idea to exchange salt with sugar but he avoided this cause he...he looked into satan’s eyes while he drank his bitter black coffee with no sugar or cream.

||Mammon

-Gold laced bone china that costs about 500 grim a cup? Sold.

-He didn’t want to go but apparently he saw something that had caught his eye ❤️

-He was always invited to be the man servant at the witches’ tea parties so he kinda thought it was boring

-Did not realize how much he liked fruit teas until he came here

-Did not bother to even wear anything fancy as requested😤

-Probably tried stealing some stuff 😔

-He is on his 3rd cup of fruit tea and the orange chiffon cake but STILL denies that he liked being there.

-Chiffon cake is his thing but he will never admit that so instead he goes for regular old bread

-Defensive over paying the bill but he gives in a bit cause lucifer had to pay for the fucking stuff he stole 😤

-Was fucked with cause diavolo was actually paying and not them

||Leviathan

-Im sorry...sebastian michaelis who? I only know levi in a stuffy butler suit

-Speak like he’s talking to his masters but still trash talks mammon

-“I thumb my nose to you, unrefined scum.”

-For some reason...I cannot stress this enough...He loves...Lolita tea parties.

-Probably a Lizzie fan from Black buttler

-He strikes me as the type to drink matcha or a classic earl grey for the aesthetic but drinks bladderwack tea due to how common it is when he was at sea

-he drinks his tea in a typical lolita designed porcelain tea cup and is charmed by it so he takes 50 photos of the set for his live journalng blog.

||Satan

-A refined gentleman who wore appropriate clothing and brought a book

-He brought a little sacket or his own spice

-He usually drinks chamomile to calm down but occassionally drinks lattes but this time since it was a tea party he settled on...wait for it...

-Ethiopian spiced tea! More specifically Cardamom milk tea in the hottest temprature it can handle

-Him and asmo like their teas hot

-Satan makes me think that he goes for finger sandwiches instead of cakes or pastries.

-Has a book with him and actually his books have tea leaves in them as well because he likes the book smell with the Lapsang Souchung tea

-The ideal guest until he tried to play a prank on lucifer

||Asmodeus

-would you believe me if I told you he walked in there wearing slim dark slacks, creamy white silked dress shirt and a pastel plum ribbon tie that makes me drool?

-OF COURSE YOU WOULD IT’S ASMO 😤

-He looks gorgeous and he knows it! And every waiter/guest there is trying to get his number! 🥺

-I can see him originally drinking assam tea but he switches between that and a very specific order of butterfly pea flower tea with 1 cube of white sugar, 1 mint leaf within a minimalistic see-through tea set

-definetely a fan of berliner or a good chilled charlotte

-Indulges in conversations with simeon, solomon, barbatos and luke like the classy boys they are

-Drinking their tea like that, gossipping like mid 19th century wives in england

-probably laughs at the more energetic people

-Has the other guests at the parlour just senting him in something sweet only for their hearts to be crushed as asmo hands the sweet gifts to his sweet beloved younger brother

||Beelzebub

-You know why he’s here

-Asmo’s personal pastry trash can

-Hungry baby is eating a whole cake by himself ❤️

-Living the dream on his 4th cake btw

-Likes Cannoli sicillianis and Chou à la crème A.K.A profiterole or french cream puffs! He likes custard inside it

-He’s not very picky on his food but he does refuse to drink matcha tea without milk

-The type to be drinking something like dandelion root tea or peppermint tea

-This is the reason he can eat food faster. Please stop him. Please.

-Surprisingly even though he doesnt like matche he keeps green tea so he can gives some to belphie to help keep him awake.

-He tries to wear something nice so...Hahahaha Enjoy beel in a thick dark blue sweater

-He cant contain his cute little hair 🥺

-Uses a tea cup the same size as a mug and a dinner plate instead of a dessert plate

-Gets destracted by the pretty flowers and thinks of lilith ✨

||Belphegor

-Im sorry...Private booth with a couch please?

-He likes nuts cause they make up for his lack of serotonin and plus sleepy

-His tea is either chamomile to calm him or something like green tea to wake him up

-Only drinks green tea that beel gives cause beel knows exactly what to wake belphie up with

-He’s old fashioned he likes his tea in a some porcelain or clay though a preference is not a requirment

-Sleepy boy like private booths and resting himself on beel who’s just munching away but when he’s awake he does join the mid 19th century wives group

-Talks shit about most of the brother, except beel cause beel though a demon is still angelic.

-Has a great time there cause he’s reminded of when him and his twins were playing tea parties

-Does not dress for the occassion cause who gives a fuck

-Has told stories or at least recalled the times that lilith has made them pretend there was tea in the cup while they tried to point out that there was in fact none

||Simeon

-Polite boy that helps set up some of the servers and praises them

-ASSAM TEA YOU CANT CONVINCE ME ON THIS. He loves the taste honestly and he thinks he likes it so much more when there’s milk with it. Likes 1 cube of sugar on it and likes it bit more on the hotter side.

-Another one who enjoys sandwiches more than pastries though please dont tell luke.

-Likes the tea party so much that he wants to host one with luke so they can invite micheal and the other angels.

-Wears something nice but still a bit more appropriate.

-Probably the next host for the tea party

-does not shit talk or gossip bad stuff be he likes to join the conversations

-Adores watching luke pick flowers at the indoor garden

||Luke

-He is such a grateful person that he also brings his own sugar cookies ❤️

-He likes scones!!!! he likes em with lots of cream and blueberries

-The type to drink some sweet tea however he swears by candyleaf as the ultimate drink for him. If there’s no candy leaf though he can always go for fruit teas and something that kicks like orange blossom sponge cakes 🥺

-Dont look at me like he wouldnt play with the flowers and explore the indoor gardens while simeon calls him and he’s already back with sweet butterflies crowding him like the most adorable angel ever

-Joins the adult table cause...h-he’s...he’s old enough 🥺👉👈 (It’s really cause simeon needs to take care of him)

-He might not like devildom but he can say that the ambiance in that place wasnt absolutely breathtaking

-Wants to recreate the sweets here as well

||Diavolo

-The host of the party and is currently tending to everyone in conversation

-He thinks he should do these more often due to how successful they are in bringing everyone together

-Brought barbatos cause only barbatos can make his special tea since the ingridients are rare to fine

-His tea? Bolivia black✨his tastes are complex yes I know

-goes on board with orange food and dark chocolate. He is so exquisite, bro. An orange-scented short bread with finely tempered dark chocolate is the best thing he pairs with that black tea.

-Has a grand time trying to give luci some of his sweet shortbread but ultimately the other demon refuses 😔

-Just fucking say yes, luci. Stop being a pussy already

Taglist: @yamaguchi-stan (Special thanks to her for my knowledge in this stuff),

[drblood-bringer-of-death]

Yay! Another Tyrian x Watts fanfiction for Nuts and Volts week! Seriously I cant get enough of these guys! Anyway, hope everyone over at @nutsandvoltsweek enjoys it!

Waltzing into love

Warnings: literally just some mild cursing.

They hated it. Every single second of being stuck in the stuffy, crowded room full of pompous, rich assholes. Arthur glared at anyone unfortunate enough to make eye contact with him and he stayed as far away from the dance floor as possible. He hated parties as much as he hated people. He would much rather be back in the grimm lands, tinkering away at his inventions without a single interruption. But he was not the only one who hated being there. As grand and beautiful as Atlesian parties were, they had a very strict policy to them. No Faunus, No improper dress, and absolutely No exceptions. Tyrian, as sporadic and chaotic as the man was, unfortunately was the best fit to go with Arthur to this party. Salem decided that Hazel would be too intimidating, Emerald and Mercury were too young,  and Cinder would have stuck out like a sore thumb. So Tyrian was voluntold to attend as Arthur's date. He sulked even more than Arthur did. He might have even hated it more than the mustached man. Due to the strict policy, Tyrian had to wear what he considered "constrictive" clothing. And worst of all he couldn't even use his tail! Arthur had insisted he hide it, since it was against the rules. Tyrian fought him on it, to no avail as he knew Arthur was right. So the two brooded in their fancy clothing in a corner of the ballroom. They avoided everyone and if it wasn't for Arthur's accursed reputation he would have never even attended this godforsaken party. Maybe he could figure out some way to fake his death or even actually die just to avoid these parties.

"This is pointless!" Tyrian growled.

"It's not entirely pointless, but it's Incredibly dull." Arthur retorted, focusing all his attention on his scroll.

"Why did I have to come here?! I hate this! I feel like I'm restricting all my natural instincts!" Tyrian continued to complain as he pulled on the dark purple tie around his neck.

"Stop pulling at that you'll undo it! And you know why she chose you to come with me. And stop tugging on the tie!" Arthur said angrily as he turned towards Tyrian, who had managed to actually undo his tie. "How did you even? Ugh just let me fix it!" Arthur swatted away Tyrians hands and grabbed ahold of the tie. Fastening it once again.

"Ahem, am I interrupting anything?" The unwanted and annoying voice of Jaques Schnee broke through Arthurs grumbling. His brow twitched in annoyance and he sighed before facing the unbearable aristocrat.

"Why Jaques, what a pleasure to see you again." Arthur lied through his teeth.

"A pleasure as well. Who, may I ask, are you?" He directed the question towards Tyrian who stiffened as a response.

"Uh, Tyrian Callows, associate of Watts here." He shook the older man's hand in forced politeness.

"Well it's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Callows. I had no idea Arthur was into such… interesting company." His tone of voice and the way he glanced at Arthur smugly,  clearly portrayed that he suspected something else. "why I'd even say you might be planning something… more forbidding." Tyrian pailed, could he really figure them out that easily? He looked at Arthur and they shared a panicked look.

"Jaques if you're suggesting-" Arthur started to accuse him but Jaques cut him off.

"Oh come now Arthur, you know i wouldn't care if you were gay, it's quite common nowadays, and I've been suspecting it for a while anyway-" Watts and Tyrians faces went bright red. "I was simply baffled that you managed to find someone to deal with your arrogance." He finished.

"I-my arrogance- excuse me?!" Arthur said offhandedly. Jaques only laughed at him.

"Relax, you know that the General himself is gay right? Really it doesn't matter here, why not show some affection! Have a dance or two! There's nothing to hide." And before Arthur, pr even Tyrian for that matter, could stutter out a response Jaques turned on his heels and walked away smirking.

"Does he think-? I mean really?" Tyrian asked before bursting into uncontrollable laughter. His entire body shook with each inhale of breath. As he laughed and laughed Arthur's face grew more and more red, out of both embarrassment and anger.

"You shut up!" He snapped at Tyrian. Whose laughter seemed never ending. Making Arthurs anger grow.

"Re- hehehe- relax Arthur. Haha, as far as we know, this could be an advantage." Tyrian offered through dying giggles.

"What do you mean?" Arthurs anger sizzled but he stopped feeling the innate need to punch the Faunus. Tyrian wiped a tear from his eye.

"Well think about it. You could gain some massive publicity points if you came out as gay, and if we did it here it would be massively successful. All we have to do is dance a little bit and maybe hold hands. People will come to the conclusion on their own and it'll be all over the news tomorrow. "Infamous inventor Arthur Watts supporting his community through love!" Can you imagine that?" Arthur paused.

Unhinged, deranged, murderous, insane… and intelligent. Those are the words Arthur would use to describe Tyrian right now. As unpredictable as the man is, he could read people and play off them better than even Salem herself.

"That… could work." Arthur poundered. The plan was foolproof, and even if it went wrong then it would cause protests in the communities drawing grimm in. "Yes. It would work quite well." Arthur hummed to himself and Tyrian smirked.

"Well then let's get to it and put on a show!" He cheered in a manic giggle as he pulled Arthur away from their protective corner and into the center of the dancefloor. Arthur huffed behind him, not expecting the pull. Although he should really expect everything from Tyrian.

"I told you to relax already Arthur! All we need to do is dance a bit and act all coupley." Tyrian smirked again and Arthur got some sort of primal feeling in his gut to run. As if something far more sinister than even they had planned was happening. But he ignored it, it was not the first, or last, time he would have that feeling while with the scorpion.

"It's Impossible to relax with you" he retorted harshly, shifting himself and Tyrian into a waltzing position. Slowly the music ran through the room and the many people around them began to move to the three step beat.

"Your words wound me Arthur," Tyrian mocked. "I'm the most relaxing person I know! Well besides Hazel." He held back a giggle.

"Your a caffeinated maniac trapped inside a padded room. I absolutely do not find you relaxing!" Arthur all but growled.

"A bit touchy aren't you? Was it something that Mr. Schnee said that caught your nerves?" He smirked wildly at Arthur who tried his best to keep his composure. As he tried to calm his breathing Tyrians insane smile reached his eyes. "Oh my, your heart rate picked up! I must be onto something!" Arthur started to panic.

"You did not- wait you can sense my heart rate? No, nevermind that!" He attempted to gather his thoughts as he and Tyrian glided across the ballroom floor, sliding in time with everyone around them. If you weren't right next to the pair it would be like they were just enjoying themselves and not having a frantic argument.

"Poor Arthur Watts, not admitting that old Mr. Schnee was right! What an exciting evening this has become!" Tyrians giggles seemed to pour out of his mouth.

"Would you just shut up! I've already said that to you tonight, you psychopath! Now stop talking and lets finish this stupid dance!" Arthur was pissed off now, he couldn't stand looking at Tyrians pretty eyes or his handsome face any longer. So he decided to do something about it. As the song approached it's climax he brought Tyrian into a sudden spin, catching the scorpion off guard. As he pulled Tyrian back into him, he made up his mind. Placing one foot behind Tyrians and throwing his center of balance off, he dipped the younger man. He heard people around them gasp, some of them seemed shocked, but through all the noise he heard two distinct things. One: Jaques Schnee saying " I called it!", and two, Tyrian Callows' sharp inhale of breath. He pulled them back up. Releasing Tyrians lips as he did, and then he turned and walked out of the room.

Tyrian stumbled, that was not expected at all. He knew Arthur was gay but he never dared to dream that Arthur liked him. He got over the shock, more delayed than he'd like, but nevertheless he rushed after Arthur and found the man pacing an empty hallway.

"Why did I do that? What was the logic of that? It was pointless, im pointless. For fucks sake we're both adults why couldn't I just talk to him!?" Arthur mutters to himself as he paced, not even noticing that Tyrian was right next to him. "Damnit, that was so stupid! Why is he so handsomely intimidating? What can't I just be normal-"

"Because you're Arthur Watts, inventor and doctor, smarter than anyone else i know and absolutely hopelessly in love with me" Tyrian interrupted, his voice caught Arthur off guard and he would never admit how much that genuinely scared him.

"Ty- Tyrian look, what I-" he was cut off as said man lunged at him suddenly, crowding his precious space.

"Just shut up and kiss me again" the scorpion demanded as he rolled his eyes and pulled Arthur into him. Their lips crashed together again, yet the feeling was different. Before Arthur could barely feel the kiss at all, but now he felt like sparks were flying down his spine and static was invading his mind. Arthur let himself fall mentally, his brilliant mind failing him when he needed it most, so he just let it happen. Let his body do the talking for once.

Tyrian on the other hand was practically shaking with joy, he had a crush on the doctor for a while now but he truly never believed Arthur would like him back, let alone make the first move! He could not be happier even if his own goddess showed up just then! He felt as if nothing could ruin this sweet moment of love. And he was right, not a soul came out of the party to find them and they were left alone in the hallway. As Tyrian let go of Arthur he smiled. Not a crazed, classic Tyrian smile, but a calm, genuine one. Arthur felt his heart skip more than one beat, and he was sure Tyrian felt it too. Soon enough Tyrians soft laughter bubbled out of his mouth.

"What's so funny?" Arthur asked, his usual scoff lightened just a touch.

"Well the fact that we literally waltzed into love." Arthur's eyes rolled.

"That was cheesy." He huffed as he set his head on Tyrians shoulder.

"No, parmesan is cheesy." Arthur sighed. The moment was ruined by the man who created it. And he could not help the small smile that was hidden by his mustache. Maybe tonight was worth the party.

[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 17

IN THIS EPISODE OF CRYING CAT GALLERY:

“Nice?” Cinder laughed under her breath once, and returned to examining her threads. “Oh, come on, Glynda. Favor isn’t in my vocabulary, remember? It’s just a shame about your cape. The emblem looked good, and your new outfit would look much better with it. That’s all.”

CINDER FALL IS REALLY BAD AT NOT BEING GAY ON MAIN

we’re bacc baby B) let’s hop right in

When Glynda awoke from her dream of being consumed,

alright calm down we’ve literally JUST started we’ve literally JUST woken up can we chill Out,

“Cinder?” she yawned, surveying the room.

sneak peek of that Sweet Domestic Life we dream of once this enemies-to-lovers malarkey reaches the ‘lovers’ bit but no we’re just surrounded by enemies. two of them being the writers!

Still, she couldn’t go wandering around Cinder’s apartment in only her underwear, but rooting through the drawers and closet didn’t seem— 

STEAL HER CLOTHES BABY!!!! PRACTICALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The clothes didn’t seem Cinder’s size or style; they were casual and soft, a black t-shirt and steel-gray sweatpants.

okay but the idea of cinder getting up and being like ‘do i have ANYTHING this Unit of a woman will fit into’ and like actually having to think abt it and then folding em up and leaving em there like ‘hope she finds em okay’????? peak. absolutely peak. shes so gay but does she know it? no,

The fabric had enough give to make it work, even if only barely, and she looked in the mirror to see the loungewear looking more like tight athletic wear. Funny that.

kc and diesel envisioning this: oh yes. oh YES. ohhohughohguhghuhu yessssssssss--

She had—trusted? Been trusted? She had told Cinder fragile little things, and had heard similarly earnest words in return. It had been strange. Nice.

i love glynda like. feeling out of the edges of her own comfort and Pleasant Feelings with this almost-wariness? like every word she uses to describe it just Edges a little closer to Softness but she has to taste the word first to see if it fits. her narration is SO fun 2 read yall what the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

This was Cinder’s house. It wasn’t just any house. These were Cinder’s belongings, Cinder’s resting places, and she was wandering around without Cinder.

Voyeuristic was putting it mildly. Glynda needed to find Cinder, fast.

HJGDKJGHDFSSDF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glynda just. losing it at such LITTLE THINGS is so goddamn funny jesus christ. this is cinders house!!! her THINGS!!! fuck she NAPS IN HERE. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god i love how soft this is. i know exactly why this is happening and i know exactly how [REDACTED], but i’m living for this moment. living IN it.

Spread out on the table was a wanted poster with a mugshot of Cinder on it, defaced with black permanent marker and crease marks.

cinder: yeah they didnt get the eyebrows sharp enough and im mad abt it

“Well, your clothes are in the wash.” Cinder said, turning around, coffee in hand. It was so…domestic. “It would help if you had more than one set.”

shouting from a distance: you two should get MARRIED

“You’ve been wearing the same dress the entire time I’ve known you.”

look at these lil JABS... the JESTS... the JOQUES... i cant believe theyve been married 10 years already. im also deeply enjoying how very indulgent this section is. I Am Seeing,

Glynda scoffed, and when Cinder reached for the sugar on the counter, she gave it a subtle nudge with her Semblance. It slid out of Cinder’s reach.

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THIS WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soulmates.

Cinder shrugged, still looking elsewhere. “Mercury thought it was funny.”

“Mercury?”

cinder: my son and BOY. and, one day, yr son and boy, tho he won’t take it lying down.

Cinder scoffed. “You just don’t appreciate my good tastes.”

i feel like the evidence is truly stacking up to very much prove this statement wrong but u kno what lets let her figure that one out for herself

“A souvenir from the brats,” she said. “And a letter excusing the mess they made of the place.”

KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS

She said, “I just didn’t know you had kids.”

KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS

“It’s fine,” said Cinder tersely, but not harshly. “It isn’t wise to advertise in my business, so keep it to yourself.”

KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD YES that little like... indirect admittance that em and merc r basically her own kids is a fucking BLESSING from ON HIGH are you SEEING THIS SHIT????????????? we have been fed today. my crops r watered and my lambs bouncing over the green fields as we feast. what a moment. wow. what a chapter.

When Cinder finally finished hers and rose to get another cup, Glynda allowed some of her thoughts to solidify. She said, “I want new clothes.”

as a side note, i think it rly shows the strength of the writing that the feeling of the narrative can change so much, esp when u take into consideration that we jump between the points of view of TWO characters? like with cinder we’ve gone from sheer fury to gruesome sickness, and with glynda we’ve gone from Complete Dissociation to this gentle and soft morning and you can feel it absolutely fluffing up in every word! still love how good the writing in this fic is its NUTS

Cinder shrugged. Her usual clothes were still in the wash; right now, she was wearing high-waisted black pants and a loose top tucked in.

diesel i want you to know im thinking abt what u said abt the high-waisted pants mods in sims 4 and im giggling

The necklace with Glynda’s earring hung from her throat.

i didnt mention it before but this is the... second time this chapter its been explicitly mentioned? and i know we could be like ‘ah the MEANING’ but honestly im like glynda r u rly not over the bobbies y

“You aren’t dead in there, are you?” came Cinder’s voice.

“No.”

“Well. At this pace, I will be before we get out of here.”

cinder, who probably once spent 7+ hours choosing an outfit: look its only cool if i do it, dipshit,

Unsnapping the lone earring left to her, she brought it to her collar and fixed it there, under the clasped button to dangle just over her sternum.

When she stepped out of the changing room, Cinder looked up. A slow dawn of interest eclipsed the boredom on her face. Glynda stood very still as her gaze flowed up and down again, pausing over the earring.

Cinder touched the matching one hanging from her own neck, almost in surprise. She cleared her throat. Her tone was very deliberately mocking: “Cute.”

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD are we for SERIOUS right now??? jesus christ. jesus christ. we’ve moved on past married now this is ride-or-die shit right here what the FUCK. jesus CHRIST. theres- i- i have THOUGHTS on this matter that are spoilery and so i will SIT ON THIS EGG but HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

“Nothing,” Cinder said, smoothing her expression into something unreadable. “I was just thinking—nevermind.” 

no, no, go on, speak yr mind, please do, because if u were abt to offer to embroider that shit then PLEASE say it aloud for the audience at home

“If I was a cop, you’d already be in jail.”

“You’re welcome to try to take me in, darling.”

im sure its obvious but im BESIDE myself @ this flirting. im losing it. this is SUCH a treat and i KNOW that [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“That’s because of your—” Cinder was already gone. Glynda pressed her lips together, but watched her go. Rolling her eyes, she finished, “—Grimm tattoos.”

Whatever. She could gloat about figuring it out later.

/CHOKES

WHAT

@kc and diesel: CALL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK

okay okay. wait. okay. wait. theres. wait. okay. i cant. am i safe to say anything. probably not. so. im not gonna. but. you WILL be seeing me in dms, friends,

okay okay im moving on im gonna. keep going. okay. okay. im going. (but i will be in dms)

there was a brief discussion of dinner: namely, that neither of them wanted to make it.

oh god why is this me

“Give me your new cape.”

“What?”

Finally looking up, Cinder said, “Your cape. Let me have it, and I’ll put your emblem on it.”

THANK YOU MA’AM AND THANK YOU FOR READING THE FIC HAS ENDED ITS ALL OVER WITH!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!! WE RODE THIS WHOLE TRAIN TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY IF ONLY IT WERE SO EASY.

Glynda ignored it for the time being and sent the vector of her emblem to Cinder.

i deeply love the idea of all hunters and huntresses carrying a vector of their emblem JUST IN CASE,,, SMTHNG HAPPENS,,, its right alongside the list of their next of kin and their will and testament,

Cinder Fall was a name built on Dust and money and extravagant demonstrations.

But Cinder Fall was also a woman with a family. A home. A favorite blend of coffee.

this is absolutely kicking me in the dick for reasons i cant say but also for reasons of SNOFT because oh my god. this is. like. this is why i rly vibe w. cinder in this fic and is also like one of my favourite characterisations of cinder of ALL TIME (which is why all my fav cinder fics typically have it as a Theme). shes SO good and SO dimensional and i just. god. GOD. i LOVE HER!!!!!!!!! ID DIE FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA CINDER FALL IS MY ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

It felt like being told a secret, like being told a thousand secrets, and not knowing what to do with them. All she could do was hold them in her palms, delicate as she could, trying not to break anything.

GIMME ARMS TO PRAY WITH INSTEAD OF ONES THAT HOLD TOO TIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /goes apeshit

And because of that, Glynda asked, “Do you have any more stories?”

Without looking up, Cinder drawled, “About Witches?”

“Or dragons.”

Gold flickered her way.

👈😳👈

“They’d already been built by the Witches that came before her,” Cinder replied. “But she’d been a headmaster at one of them, and a teacher before that.”

Something in Glynda’s chest gleamed.

lore lore lore lore LORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets GET THAT LORE as i peer blearily thru tears,

“...You haven’t just been pretending not to remember things, have you?”

firstly: called out lmao JHGSDFKJHGFSD and SECONDLY:

“The moon?” Cinder made a face. “I’m not sure if it’s that literal. Your soul is powerful, but it’s not a physical thing. Besides, the moon is…”

“Broken,” Glynda finished for her.

“Yeah.”

hm what a fascinating thing hm how interesting hm hm HMMMM 👈🤔👈

Even as they ate, they both seemed lost in their own heads, but somehow, to Glynda, it seemed perfectly clear that both of them were wondering the same thing.

wait glynda. hey glynda. did u uh. ever. did u uh. text winter back or w

WE DID IT CHAPTER 17!!!!!!!!!!! this was a Lot (4,500 words? yall better be careful before those 10k chapters return to Haunt Us) and was also, a Lot. holy shit. theres. i. id make a spoiler edition but tbh its just the SAME SPOILER thats like. rly driving this chapter. i know what its for. i know it. i feel it. dont trust winter more like dont trust the writers

ANYWAY I LOOK FORWARD (?) EAGERLY (???) to chapter 18, unsure when the vibes will turn rancid for the worse. when. honey. theres a big storm coming.

[ourdelicateskz]

Boyfriend Jeongin !!

*A/N* Sorry it took so long to post again, I came down with a nasty cold and had an exam to study for. I have 2 things in the work rn so hopefully those will be finished soon. Please feel free to message me or shoot me an ask if you have comments, questions, or request. You can just fangirl to me too if you want that would be cute! Have a good night/day - Willow (this is how ill sign everything off now) 

3/9 Stray Kids as Boyfriend’s

Genre: Extremely Fluffy, gender neutral

~~~

its always UWU hours for Jeongin

“fucking uwu as fuck bro”- megan 2018

shout out to megan because she is soft af for this baby

I would be lying if I said I didn’t UWU over him 25/8

(he was a hardcore bias wrecker for me when I first got into stray kids)

Stay’s collectively UWU for him every time he does anything 

this boy definitely loves to hold hands

forget anyone who thinks he doesn’t like skinship

listen I know he doesn’t like it from the members but you make him soft af  

you are special :’)

have you ever seen that video of him holding hands with a fan and he is literally beaming up at them 

he literally looks at them like they are the world, I would melt 

well yeah you are his world so of course he would hold your hands and look at you like that

lets not forget he has such pretty and big hands

he would love to just play with your hair he loved to do that

he loves when you play with his hair even more though

it just makes him so soft and relaxed

SELFIES

im sorry if you dont liking taking selfies im sure he would respect that !!

he would probably still sneak pictures of you anyway though because he wants to be able to see you when he cant physically

Now if you do like selfies you better be ready to pose 24/7 

this boys camera will be out all the time taking photos of you where ever you go

eating breakfast at a cafe with sleepy eyes and messy hair, *click* takes a photo of you

asleep on the dorm couch *click*

literally anywhere and everywhere

you better be prepared

you guys take the cutest photos together too

the members think its the cutest thing and they tease him about it

they love and support you a lot because you a make jeongin so happy

(im soft this would be so cute)

Jeongin would love to go shopping with you

he totally asks for fashion advice from you

“Y/N does this look good on me?” 

of course it looks good on him, everything looks good on him

“You look perfect Jeongin~” 

cue a not so subtle squeal out of him

SPEAKING OF NOISES

you bet your ass he is gonna dolphin scream in your ear for no damn reason

sorry but lets be honest we know hes wildin

he can be quite the devil when he wants to be

sometimes for absolutely no reason he would pretend not to like your cuddles, HA ITS A TRICK YOU FOOL

he just does it because you get all pouty and cuddle him even more when he gives in to it

he would definitely plan pranks on the other members with you

you guys would come up with these elaborate schemes and drive the other members nuts sometimes

woojin & chan in the background:*sigh* ah young love

your personal favorite was jeongin’s brilliant idea to put a tablespoon of salt into Seungmin’s water 

(i’ve done this before its pretty sneaky they never see it coming)

it was payback for all the aggressive affection Seungmin gives him

you two busted out into laughter when you heard seungmin spit the water and let out a gross gagging noise

the prank didn't really work to Jeongin’s dismay

frankly Seungmin became even more attached to him

Honestly though Jeongin would be so sweet and soft to you

spending just genuine time with you would be his favorite thing to do

he would love watching movies with you, causally laying with each other taking up the whole couch

just the peaceful time away from his hectic life 

Doing cute things like face masks together

of course taking photos together like that

Blanket forts are an absolute must

you guys would take over the entire living room

you would use every cushion, blanket, and pillow you could get your hands on

the other members would sometimes even join in since you guys made such awesome forts

on tough days for you, you would call jeongin asking him to sing for you

man did this make him soft

he would sing softly until you could calm down or fall asleep

sometimes he would send you voice recordings or videos of him singing a song that remind him of you

gosh he just loves you so much

OKAY THIS BOY WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY BEAMING WHEN YOU ASKED HIM TO SING TROT THOUGH

YOU GUYS WOULD GO ON KARAOKE DATES AND SING TROT TOGETHER AND IT WOULD JUST BE SO LOUD AND FUN

so thats exactly what you guys would do every friday night

you were regulars at the karaoke club 

every time was such a blast it was just such a perfect moment for you two

nothing else mattered to you two during those moments

on one particular occasion

you guys were just dancing around and screaming the lyrics like it was the end of the world.

his eyes would just be sparkling like no tomorrow 

you’d be lying if you didn’t think you saw the entire universe in his eyes 

a small blush decorated your cheeks as you stopped to watch him dance 

you let out a little giggle as he did a spin and belted out a note

you two were just so bright and happy you forgot that the world existed outside of this

so did Jeongin though, you were the world to him

he let out a bubbly giggle and took your hands in his, pulling you towards him. 

you two smiled at each other as Jeongin gently pushed a strand of hair behind your ear. 

he gently caressed your cheek and pulled you in for a sweet kiss

to say you were shocked would be an understatement 

it was a sweet moment and the blush and grin that spread across his face was enough for you to let out a cute squeal and give a quick peck on the lips

Jeongin is just a sweet and sassy fun loving boyfriend

the world would be so bright with him by your side

[singingpuddle]

My commentary whilst watching Buzzfeedblue’s “The Demonic Goatman's Bridge”

Sup y'all. Lets do this crazy thing.

Warning:

1. I ship them, if you don’t that’s cool with me.

2. This post is super long

3. I long for the day I no longer have to cross out the boy in boyfriend when it comes to these two. this will be abundantly clear by the amount of times i do

4. After a little bit i will stop putting full names, so just know.

5.I recommend watching the video along with or before going through this post, because if you haven’t seen it you will be lost.

R=Ryan and S=Shane G=Goat-man

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Me: Wowie, not even a minute in and Shane is already trying to calm Ryan down.

S: Of course I am, He is driving for fucks sake, it not like i care.

Me: I dont know what Kool-aid you and Steven have been drinking but, sure.

S: What do you mean? I care, I was just joking.

Me: Okay, but is it just me or have Steven and Andrew been tense lately?

R: Look, can we not talk about that and instead get this demon thing over with?

Me: Sure Rye.

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Me: A++ boyfriending there my dude.

S: Cut him some slack, hes scared of everything.

R: Am not, Im not scared of...

Me: Anyway... moving on.

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Me: Shane’s Totally Hetero™ sex eyes back at it again.

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Me: Dork™ 

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Me: So many flies, kinda looks like the upside-down.

(+1 for Shane “Heart-eyes” Madej)

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Me: the shadows of your hands look like they are gonna choke you.

R: Shut up. 

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Me: Quick question, What constituted a town back then? Because Alton is like the town version of Sealand.

S: I don’t understand, You mean Sea world?

Me: No... Why would I mean sea world, that makes absolutely no sense.

S: Yeah, that’s why i’m confused.

Me: I meant Sealand, its a self-proclaimed micro-nation off coast of England.

R: How is this a relivnt comparison.

Me: Its an abandoned WWII antiaircraft with approximately 27 people living on it.

R: Oh...wow.

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Me: Its okay Rye, you have your moments. 

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Me: Good luck with that Ryan.

Goat-man: Actually my preferred pronoun is their Satanic Majesty, but hey, whatever.

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Me: Im getting “stupid high school guy trying to scare a girl into sleeping with him” vibes Sane, Was that your intention.

S: Well its certainly not, not my intention.

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Me: Shane, the excitement in your voice is audible. Das Gay.

S: Nooooooo... it wasnt excitement it was confusion. Das normal.

R: You guys are weird.

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Me: Look Ryan, I get the idea, it a holy water gun,smart. But I cant take you seriously if the gun is that color, or that small. I would legit take a super soaker more seriously. and putting it in an actual gun holster? Really...

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Me: You okay Shane? You know being a demon and all?

S: Oh yeah i’m fine, holy water doesn't work on me anyway.

R: DID YOU JUST ADMIT TO BEING A DEMON? I KNEW IT!

Me: Rye, the water wouldn't affect him because hes not a demon, its a joke.

R: heh, yeah, I knew that.

S: *nervous laughter* Yeah, a joke.

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Me: Azazel? Is that you? 

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Me: Me too Shane, Im a chill ass Wheat-back penny too. I actually collect wheat back pennies. 

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Me: I have brought this up so many times. OMG. Its like yall never even listened, especially you Shane, at least Ryan tried.

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 Me: Kind of? Your literally doing exactly what he told you no to.

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Me: Why do get the feeling this is less a demon thing and more a gay thing?

R: Maybe because youre nuts.

S: Or you see the way we look at each other and arent an idiot.

Me: I think the latter is the best answer.

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Me: YOU GODDAMN GORRAM FRELLING IDJITS!!!! You're gonna die you ass-hats.

Me: I swear to GOD, you two.

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S: Any Horny boys out tonight?

Me: Nope, just you two.

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Me: Look at how adorable he is, i just want to-

S:love him and protect him form all harm?

Me: Yeah, that’s exactly what i was thinking.

S: I feel the same, except he keeps dragging me out to these places.

Me: Dragging you? Dude, its entirely your fault hes doing this.

S: How?

Me: You keep on trying to make him contact the spirits, now hes doing it. Your fault.

S: Fair, Proceed.

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R: *looks to Shane for help*

S: *asks the same fucking question that Ryan asked*

Me: Boi

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(+20 for this entire section)

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Me: If Demon Shane wasnt cannon before, it seems like it is now.

R: How so?

Me: He is challenging a demon for a bridge, kinda sounds like a demon thing.

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S: “Look at the way I dance on it, I disrespect you bridge Goat-man.”

G: Alight dishonor, Dishonor on your whole family. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your boyfriend.

R: Im not his-

S: *with inky black eyes* No one dishonors Ryan.

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Me: See Shane... you see what you did?

R: Did his eyes just go inky?

Me: Shane, you rope him into these things.

S: Fine you caught me, but roping him into things is half the fun.

R: ARE YOU GUYS JUST GONNA IGNORE THE INKY EYES THING??

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Me: Shane chill.

R: Are you a demon?

S: Of course i’m not a demon Ryan. Demons arent as handsome as me.

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Me: Shady Shit™

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R: I dont want to do it man.

S: You gotta

R: *Looks over to me*

Me: Look Im just sitting here watching you to be idiots. Can’t help you man.

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Me: Totally not dating... sure

(+2 for matching icons for you and your boo)

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Me: *everything goes slow-mo* Drama™

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G: Awe Shane, you're just jelly because your eyes don’t glow like mine.

S: Am not...

Me: *cough*

S: *muttering* fine, i’m a little jealous.

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Me: *wheeze* your pistol?

R: Yeah, my Holy Water pistol.

Me: Im dead.

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Me: Shane was so frickin ready its funny.

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R: We will be back i guess. Off to the woods we go.

S: *yelling* FOR A MAKE OUT SESSION, THIS ONE IS MINE, I CLAIM YOUR BRIDGE AND THIS SMALL MAN.

R: *sigh* Oh my god Shane come on. *drags Shane in by the arm* Shut up.

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Me: Ugh... guys, in that part you sped up, I could see his eyes.

R: Really?

Me: I think so, but you sped it up so I can’t tell.

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Me: Shady Shit™

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Me: I know what you thinking Shane but Ryan won’t want to.

R: Won’t what?

S: Have sex fun in the creepy woods, and you don’t know that.

R: Well I know, I wont.

S: Dammit.

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R: “People usually feel overcome with emotion in here.”

S: *Hope*

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Me: Supernatural what? I only Know Buzzfeed unsolved.

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Me: For the third time Shady Shit™

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Me: My weak Mystery dads need a body guard.

(insert body guard au where Ryan falls in love with their new protector and Shane gets Jealous.)

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Me: This just reminds me that they have probably seen each other naked, and knowing that makes me feel okay with life.

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Me: Is it just me or is their laughter right here not the sweetest, purest thing you have ever heard. Its adorable and I want to keep its sound in a little mason jar for later enjoyment.

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Me: Oh look at me, Im Ryan Bergara. I fear death but the second i’m in a creepy place at night and see a bush move i’m all for moving toward it.

R: Oh Shut up.

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Me: I love you two dearly, but who uses Craigslist for cults?

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Me: See that creepy place over yonder, yeah that has spirits too. Or maybe its just the spirit on that one dude who wanted to be his own town.

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Me: Sounds like a cultist has either been stabbed or found out. Either way, sounds human.

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R: *beign an actual worried boyfriend*

S: GOTTA GO FAST

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Me: Ryan you need to chill its a plant.

S: *actually being a good boyfriend for once and helping Ryan clam down*

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Me: I know its a little late for this anouncement but, The Shookening™ begins.

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Me: Shane i think you need to chill, Rye seems like he is about to have a heart attack.

S: Sorry, can’t. This is kinda my job.

Me: What do you mean its your job Are you like Ryans version of Sock from Welcome to Hell?

S: I ment its my job to annoy the crap out of him in a joke way, not literally.

Me: Sure...

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Me: DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

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Me: Excuse me... what the fuck is that?

R: We dont know.

Me: WHY DIDNT YOU TALK ABOUT IT??

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Me: but like...

S: never...

Me: anything sexual?

S: or even a little lusty?

G: Nope...

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Me: Hey look, its Ryan's new favorite toy.

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G: *cough*

R: *SHOOK*

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Me: Am I the only one that heard “Go” and “Stop” but it was soft and it sounded like it was Shanes voice. Im spooked.

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Me: 1.Forceful Shane Leaving Ryan looking heka submissive. 2. Goat-man sounds done. 3.I have a theory that all Spirits and demons in well known haunts are just so through with being asked if they are there. like, just sick of it.

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Me: So you hear “Bridge” and “Steve” but not “go” and “stop”... OKAY

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S: *yelling* WE ARE BACK FROM OUT MAKE OUT SESSION BRIDGE DEMON, I STILL CLAM THIS BRIDGE AND THIS MAN.

R: Im so fucking done with you right now.

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Me: I feel like he is having flashbacks, i just cant tell if they are good or not.

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Me: You do realize by changing “Luigi board” to dildo this conversation still makes sense and gets heka gayer. Watch back through this bit and every time the say waluigi board replace with the word dildo, its hilarious.

(I don’t know how to spell the name of the toy and i’m not about to look it up now)

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(+1 for Shane “heart eyes” Madaj)

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What Ryan sees: A Doorway to hell.

What I see: A romantic Candle lit Squigi board Session.

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Me: Sam Winchester who? I Only Know Ryan Bergara. 

(That makes Shane Gabriel)

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Me: he does have a point. Salt keeps them in or out, not both.

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Me: Looks like a date to me man.

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Me: ITS THEIR BRIDGE NOW BABY!

G: Please refrain from calling me that.

Me: Oop, sorry.

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Insult of the year award goes to Shane Madej for “As we snuff these candles so do we snuff you from this mortal world. You fucking wimp.”

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Me: Translation- We have once again opened the door for some spooky shit to come and fuck with us.

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Me: cue the night time version of walking off into the sunset.

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