YALL LAST NIGHT, I LITERALLY HAD A DREAM WHERE IM STUCK IN A JOB INTERVIEW WITH CLAYTON BERESFORD.
Clayton was wearing a tuxedo and he was sitting across me on a couch while reading my resume.
I was so nervous at that time. I was literally fidgeting my fingers because he was staring at me and observing my movement the whole time. OH LORD HIS VOICE WAS SO FUCKING DEEP.
BUT ALSO HE HAS THIS BUTLER NAMED ALFRED AND HIS BUTLER CALLED HIM BRUCE WAYNE. So basically, he's bruce wayne but looks like clayton beresford.
Im losing my fucking mind right now. The fact that im also in love with bruce wayne and clayton beresford at the same time. And turns out in my dream, clayton beresford's name is bruce wayne but he just looks like clayton beresford.
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i honestly love fat people, like theyre so soft and squishy and i just wanna bury my face in their tummies or thighs or neck or just anywhere, and cuddle for hours cus mm comfy, and i dont understand why the rest of the world doesn't agree tbh >:(
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pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between
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One of my favourite mundane weirdnesses about Edinburgh is that we set the big clock visible approaching the station to be 3 minutes fast to make sure people are on time for their trains. My Favourite mundane weirdness of Edinburgh is that we check this by firing a cannon.
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lighthearted.
if this comic resonated with you, please consider donating to this palestinian escape fund (vetted by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein) as it is less than $7,000 away from it's goal.
i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.
A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.
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