#im simply just!!!! a little guy!!!!!

[sketchy-tour]

Oh!

Hi um! I apparently hit 7k followers???? Thats??? Bananas???

Ha, though I so know not every single one of those is a real person but stilll!!!

Aaa! Guys!!!! How do I celebrate???? I got 0 ideas but like

I wanna do something!!!

[shitpostingkats]

Oh english is absolutely not his first language.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

[lazybastardsstuff]

Vacation Rick. (Unfortunately not Grimes)

[thegreatyin]

i love how roughly 2 hours into zwillingstürme the most screentime ebenholz has gotten so far has consisted entirely of him being 1) actively miserable and 2) actively suicidal. this is slash gen btw. i love it when my favorite blorbos just go through the absolute fucking wringer to end all wringers

[moeblob]

AU where Brent is a drone to help out at crime scenes and offer input after Right finds the drone. And basically he befriends the really weird guy possibly controlling the drone but has his doubts as to how human the drone's source can be. So Right and Brent just go around trying to solve crimes while Right just calls the drone "Fuckwad (affectionate)".

[oceanwithouthermoon]

saiki being in a romantic relationship (or alternatively, actually trying to be in one) for the first time and having no experience or knowledge on what to do, so he falls back on behaviors hes picked up from the people around him..

but the most romance hes seen close up are his parents, aiura + teruhashi + yumehara with crushes and trying to flirt, etcetc (toritsuka does not count cuz what he does is hardly romantic, and that one time kuboyasu was ready to drop everything and marry a girl immediately doesnt count either cuz saiki expressively thought that was too much)

PLUS his own 'secret' obsession with romance stories and cliches..

so like.. crushy honeymoon romance is the only romance he KNOWS..

he would definitely find it too embarrassing to actually be as consciously lovey dovey as his parents are, and wouldnt want to try and be some 'knight in shining armor' like yumehara imagined him at first, but i think that 1) it would be a lot more subconscious and he would just not know any better than to latch onto his partner and 2) he would just choose (consciously AND subconsciously depending on the situation) to just try and do what he knows but in a subtle way..

like, he wouldnt write a love letter and pair it with a homemade chocolate heart like yumehara did, but he might write little notes (which are probably more like encouraging little phrases and paragraphs like a mom would put in her kids lunch than sweet love notes) and make baked goods for someone..

its probably mostly his mom that he models his behavior after, so he cooks for his person a lot and his most notable love language is probably acts of service

thats obviously not his only love language though, quality time was always his biggest until it came to romance and acts of service just barely weighs it out. words of affirmation is a big one for him too.. physical touch is also important for him, but not in the way that it would be for most people i think. its part of his love language more in a way that if he wants to touch a person at ALL, its an expression of love.. i think he would be big on sitting close together so his thighs and hands are just barely touching theirs, holding onto someones arm or having his arm be held, stuff like that..

[bacchuschucklefuck]

the boy-but-not-that-way-ism of riz gukgak send tweet

[luc1ferian]

Hi I'm thinking about writing a h2g2 and gravity falls crossover fic. I saw your post awhile ago and I was wondering if you had any idea on how the two fords would interact.

Oooh this is a really good idea!

Hm, I haven't properly watched Gravity Falls in a while (I KNOW IM SORRY), but comparing their personalities from what i know they have a couple similarities and differences.

For first interactions I'm not entirely sure how or where, neither of them are naturally social but if someone were to start a conversation it would be Prefect, and once they realize they're both named Ford P. they'd hit off perfectly.

I think they'd love to go out for a small drink and talk about their outlooks on life, about space, their own traumas and relationships, about their research and studies with their respective books (Pines to the Journals, and Prefect to the Guide), and about their plans for future. This interaction could also be a lot funnier depending on the tone you wanted to take.

Ooooh they could also rant about their annoying family members (Zaphod and Stan)

They would also engage in an epic game of Dungeons & More Dungeons no doubt

[b4kuch1n]

technically this came in after I got home from theater but sure I'll do it why not. anmitsu dessert bowl wizard babeyy

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Barnaby has service dog characteristics, where he can sense distress and the beginnings of a potential stroke/seizure, and thus provides whatever support he can in response, change my mind—

i can't because i Literally Can't 🫡

[francy-sketches]

If I'd actually posted all my pjo art when I made it instead of hoarding it like a little goblin for no apparent reason today I might have been known as the octavian guy instead of the joffrey guy...scary thought...

[dirt-str1der]

I still get scared when i remember kiryu is canonically quite lean and not a fatty at all

[evocatiio]

god forbid a woman prioritises her fiancé who's going through withdrawal over a man's feelings

[melloneah]

matt for the character asks!!

nobody asked but ur getting it. since i got 2 matt asks THIS IS GON BE SMOKESCREEN MATT. bc i love him. n i made him up. he is mine. N I WANNA SHARE

(click here for canon matt)

favourite thing about them

he is the coolest mf on earth. he makes anyone feel at ease around him, n he's just the SWEEEETEST but subtly. he reads people super well so he caters to their needs and notices if somethings off but does it all on autopilot at this point

least favorite thing about them

manipulative piece of shit lmaoooo he sometimes doesnt even realise it but he strategically twists situations in his favour left and right, and almost always gets the outcome he wants

brOTP NEARRRRRR. i love thinking about a possible friendship between the two, IT HAS SUCH POTENTIAL!!!!! i want them to be besties so bad i nearly turned smokescreen into accidental natebit dhjsfshd I LOVE THEM TOGETHERRR SM. theyre such a funny duo

random headcanon

that man is a KLEPTOO. he steals shit all the time; it started when he was a kid floating around the foster system n wanted something more than necessities, and it later morphed into a compulsion. he WILL make it a point only to steal from corporations tho. smokescreen matt has that punk, anarchist mindset

song i associate with them

um. i made a playlist of specifically what i think matt listens to in the smokescreen universe

ASK ME ABT CHARACTERS PLEASEEE

[hella1975]

end of march is crazy for writing like i have a 1.5k essay im doing today and tomorrow, a 2k word essay im doing wednesday and a 1k word research proposal im doing friday. and in the remaining week of the month i am WILLINGLY going to finish taob (~10k OPTIMISTICALLY) and make a solid start on tams (~5k-10k depending on how well writing goes). like yes girl write around 20k words worth of MULTIPLE PROJECTS in a handful of days there is no way this can end badly at all